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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No mo' Popeye's in the fridge, Jamal?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how does this happen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very carefully

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gut full of piss

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been fat before, not even close to be that fat, but still fat, and I was eating a unbelievable amount of shit foods, how the frick to you get THAT fat, you literally must eat junk food all day long.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and he still manages to posture mog you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If that dude doesn't stand up straight he'll topple forward.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is the dude fermenting a vat of it in his stomach?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He looks British and I'm convinced that after a certain time every single British male develops the auto brewery syndrome

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have a big gut that does that and I'm thin enough to have a visible ribcage. It's disgusting and shameful.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just do some light exercises a couple of times a week. Ride a bike for 30 minutes, or go for a walk.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How many years of beers you have to drink in one week to achieve that belly?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's beer and food. I was an alcoholic and started out drinking beers 24/7 and eating fast food. gained like 20kg in 6 months then lost it again when I switched to spirits and one meal a day

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >then lost it
            Unfathomably based.
            Never go fatso (or if...reverse back asap).
            Based Anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bloating

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    either extreme water accumulation due to liver failure although he would be yellow at this point, or decade of gluttony and genetic disposition to distribute fat there. Either way, this bloke is doomed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had ascites for a while and it always required intervention long before I got anywhere near that size.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        isnt that a permanent thing? did you have to get drained? you still got bloat? Im scared ive got it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you guys moronic it's literally just a fetish.
      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_inflation
      They shove air pumps up their ass and inflate their colon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have a relative who worked for the police who investigated a manslaughter case where some ass bandit stuck an electric air pump up his boyfriend's bussy and blew his ass up.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    posture is impressive considering the handicap

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peak performance right there. Notice how he leans backwards to keep his centre of gravity perpendicular to his legs? This is a man who is used to having a GUT.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GabeN?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is literally just a british man with his shirt off quit being dramatic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He got that guinness body type

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being his toilet

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess this would be my face if AdBlock™ stopped working for some reason.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does someone live like that?
    Doesn't it hurt constantly?
    I had some kind of gastritis like 5 years ago where my stomach was just filled with gas and it went neither up nor down, and it felt like my rib cage was being bent open from the inside.
    I guess maybe he got used to it?
    Either way it's disgusting.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't make sense.
    Why does all the fat go to the belly? Regular fat people are fat all over their body.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    me in his belly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how did you get in there? and... how did you get out, are you still in there?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this achievable natty?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It takes years of dedication, commitment and hard work. And hundreds of gallons of beer.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this shopped or amerilardian food truly can do this to a human being?
    Dont lie to me Cinemaphile.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      alcoholic with a history of doing roids and being stressed which increases cortisol
      genetics maybe fricked him over too
      uncommon but not impossible

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who gets that fat should be euthanized with a flamethrower.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He would sizzle for days if you did that you moron

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a big guy

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