post your favorite 4th of July movie buddy boy!

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    send more paramedics

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The Patriot

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kek too bad they don't show the flag going through the horse and coming out the other end. I guess they realized it would be a bit too silly. or maybe they wanted to do that but didn't have the gore budget for it.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    death to America the great Satan spreader of sodomy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Frick this country. There is nothing to celebrate or anything to watch.

      based

      Ivan...please...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What is there to celebrate then? Tell us you so-called "American".

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this country. There is nothing to celebrate or anything to watch.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      based

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      GTFO then. There's nothing stopping you b***h; go pay 27% sales tax in Europe with all those other homosexuals over there (no offense Eurobros) and make sure to pay for your TV license and try not to get deported for saying you don't like pedophiles.

      Also, pic related is mandatory 4th of July kino.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >simping and seething borger homosexual

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          We're the only country that matters and everyone knows it, stfu.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Um actually Americans need to be self deprecating homosexuals that hate themselves and their geographic location because I said so

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I said this yesterday but the only replies I got were that I'm an idiot and have bad taste. It's not the best Die Hard but it's still a good movie.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you're an idiot. have a happy fourth

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because it's popular to hate this one even though it's fine. Die Hard 5 is the real stinker.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        5 is beyond a stinker, it's just utter garbage. Total shit. Vile excrement. Like a literal 0/10 bullshit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I blame the PG-13 rating. It's just an easy thing to criticize for an action film.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They had to censor yippee ki-yay motherfricker with the sound of a gunshot right at the climax near the end of the movie. Left a bad taste in a lot of mouths since everyone knew it was done to make more money by keeping it PG-13.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but they also changed "hey butthole" to "hey dump truck" which is pretty great

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It only gets so much hate because of the die hard name. If it was just a random Bruce Willis action flick, it would have been a cult classic. Jumping the car into the helicopter was great and actually a practical effect. They really fricking did that.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Idiocracy

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's a movie about israeli bootlicking? Sounds very american

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      in germany you literally can't even deny the holocaust without repercussions moron. You really want to start?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Germany hasn't been german since ww2

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Independence day would be up there, but I forget how hard they lean into the 'greatest ally' angle.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >is that glass bulletproof
      >no sir
      kino

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Independence Day is kino as frick and it's totally what the world would do if we were attacked by space parasites.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Hollywood really needs to get back to the basics - punching aliens and flying a fighter jet while hungover. Shit's not complicated.

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