She's not wrong about the stench of farts being particular to what you've most recently consumed. McDonalds is so stuffed full of preservatives and chemicals that it even makes your piss smell funny after you've eaten it. That is not normal.
She's not wrong about the stench of farts being particular to what you've most recently consumed. McDonalds is so stuffed full of preservatives and chemicals that it even makes your piss smell funny after you've eaten it. That is not normal.
I also can confirm. I have an ostomy bag due to Crohns, so poop goes right from the small intestine to the bag, and whatever I eat that day is what the poop smells like. If I have seafood, I have seafood poop/gas for the rest of the day.
this is literally that guy Timothée Chalamet, this is him in like 5-10 years. He doesn't become brad pitt, he will unfortunately stay in a zone that makes him look like this -- not masculine
this for me, I remember jumping up and down on the couch imitating roger falling through the floors and my babysitter got mad at me and thought I was humping the couch because of jessica
The opening of the movie "A Change of Seasons" (1980).
The movie was horrible. The only redeeming quality was the opening scene, which was 2 minutes of a slow motion naked Bo Derek in a hot tub. The full scene is more for an xvideos type page, but the trailer gives you an idea.
I know. But the post said "first". Mind you, there was a LOT of competition in the day. You had gratuitous nudity in nearly everything, including classic scenes in: > Caddyshack > Animal House > every porkey's movie > Fast times at R high.
But this was weaponized, kek. compete awkward silence from the whole theater (mostly kid in the ~14-16 5range
I can remember the very first porno I saw and it was Bikini Airways. It was on cable when I was very young and I went into my room and watched it in awe. Sometimes I go back and have a nostalgia fap to it
Fricking based. I had this recorded and came buckets to the blonde on the left. Waking up in the middle of the night to secretly record sofrcore off showtime, HBO, Cinemax was max comfy. It was a simpler time.
The 1st time I got a boner I was 8 years old watching pic related with my family and I didn't understand what was happening so I tried to forcibly push my dick down with my hands and everyone in my family laughed and I ran to my room. Kind of embarrassing to this day that my family knew I got a boner from something
I think Hermione is a healthy young crush. At no point in the series did she ever wear any provocative clothing, flirt, or tease. She wore heavy coats and robes but still managed to win hearts by being cute, loyal, and a good friend.
everyone ITT is either lying or a manlet who got their first erection very late into the game.
we all know every boy's genuine first erection was some loose cartoon girl like Kim Possible or Chel
Caught this on a random tv re-run while channel-surfing alone. I was, like, 4, and I had no idea what was happening or why. I just turned off the tv and left the room in a state of utter confusion, and never told anybody.
Only in my late 20s, when I found out that the film actually existed, I realized I didn't make up the memory and I don't think that I have ever actually dealt with it on a deeper level.
I am going to go on record and say that this scene made perfect sense
Wasn't Fox's exploitation of her immensely fit body.
He is like >I like to go faster
And it fits in so incredibly wel with how the shot displays her torso, in an impressively tasteful way
Every-single-angle and shot in that scene make sense, and i'm tired of hearing horny zoomers claim it was because she is hot. It was only in part because of that. The scene is incredbly well constructed and because of her figue it took it to another level. that is all there is to say to it.
remember when she was the hottest woman on Earth for like a minute?
Then she got bogged
maybe when she was in that two and a half men episode other than that no she ugly
She is still the queen in my eyes.
>posts a pic from 15 years ago
No shit. No woman stays beautiful forever.
She bogged herself to death, she's not even 40
some do.
Poast
Wrong. All women get walled or bogged sooner or later.
Wives don't count.
t. serial murderer who stores his victims in a freezer
Your mom does.
the most kindhearted mom joke I've ever seen
>most Based joke
Ftfy
Monica Bellucci is still hot.
she just looks like kim kardashian now
I don't. she always looked plain to me.
She's not wrong about the stench of farts being particular to what you've most recently consumed. McDonalds is so stuffed full of preservatives and chemicals that it even makes your piss smell funny after you've eaten it. That is not normal.
I also can confirm. I have an ostomy bag due to Crohns, so poop goes right from the small intestine to the bag, and whatever I eat that day is what the poop smells like. If I have seafood, I have seafood poop/gas for the rest of the day.
I remember that. I never understood why. She looks so average.
What happened to her after lost in space?
family guy for 1 season
mean girls
various movies
Mean Girls
looked better with short hair
all girls do
Became a good christian mother and resisted the israelites‘ call to get naked
I liked this monkey girl and her voice.
>Being attracted to Rick Moranis
An anon already posted mine here;
I used to dream of going on Sci-Fi Adventures with her.
nothing makes a movie x10000000000000000 more enjoyable than female characters existing solely to cater to the male power fantasy and male gaze
Based Bay
Yes.
probably a stunt
Nah.
>autistic legblindness
You're a brother from another mother.
Fellow millennial, I salute you
Zoomer here, remember watching that in the cinema with my mum at age 6 lol. And yes I was very aroused even at that age
yeah there is no way that is her leg. her legs are/were gross and thin and bony
this is literally that guy Timothée Chalamet, this is him in like 5-10 years. He doesn't become brad pitt, he will unfortunately stay in a zone that makes him look like this -- not masculine
Not proud of this.
As well you shouldn't be
no footgays? i thought this was Cinemaphile
Cinemaphile is pits
Yes I'm old, no I'm not ashamed.
I'm also dumb, here's the image
I was going to make this exact post.
this for me, I remember jumping up and down on the couch imitating roger falling through the floors and my babysitter got mad at me and thought I was humping the couch because of jessica
This scene from Nightmare on Elm Street 3 where the guy undresses the nurse, had it recorded on a vhs tape
t. old bro
good shit amigo
Yep, that's the one. 80s-90s horror movies had a lot of mixed emotion boners
her skirt was nice
The opening of the movie "A Change of Seasons" (1980).
The movie was horrible. The only redeeming quality was the opening scene, which was 2 minutes of a slow motion naked Bo Derek in a hot tub. The full scene is more for an xvideos type page, but the trailer gives you an idea.
she gets way more naked in Bolero
I know. But the post said "first". Mind you, there was a LOT of competition in the day. You had gratuitous nudity in nearly everything, including classic scenes in:
> Caddyshack
> Animal House
> every porkey's movie
> Fast times at R high.
But this was weaponized, kek. compete awkward silence from the whole theater (mostly kid in the ~14-16 5range
my first boner scene with Biel
how am i supposed to even remember that? i will guess and say leeloo tho
these are me
hard as diamonds when I was a kid and first saw this.
This and Rose from Titanic in the same year were my awakening
Damn I gotta agree with you. To this day a hot tub is still my favorite place to get frisky with my gf.
The stewardesses from The Fifth Element
centerfold
whatever the first rape scene i saw was
American History X
no that wasn't the first
Death Wish 3 for me.
I can remember the very first porno I saw and it was Bikini Airways. It was on cable when I was very young and I went into my room and watched it in awe. Sometimes I go back and have a nostalgia fap to it
Fricking based. I had this recorded and came buckets to the blonde on the left. Waking up in the middle of the night to secretly record sofrcore off showtime, HBO, Cinemax was max comfy. It was a simpler time.
This show turned me gay.
You must be 18+ to post here
transformers 1 was 15 years ago so it's entirely plausible
Showing my age…
FLIED
Wrong mouse you fricking moron.
That was a great movie. I still get the Ratigan song stuck in my head.
in a similar vein, for me it was the saloon dancers in Lucky Luke
?t=23
Anybody watch The Contractor with Chris Pine and Jack Bauer? I chose this thread specifically to ask thinking chads would be here. Thank you.
I'm deciding whether to pay to stream it.
Maybe not my first but definitely my first confused (on many levels) boner
Oliver and Company?
First boner scene was absolutely Lelee Sobieski or whatever her name is in Jungle 2 Jungle. Holy frick.
Romeo & Juliet (1968)
Maybe not first but I jerked off to the lesbian kiss scene in Jennifer's Body so many goddamn times
>transformers
what are you 12?
Transformers came out 15 years ago
Kids that were 3 years old when transformers came out could be old enough to post here now anon
that one scene in the waterboy
holy shit this, the fact that it doesn't show them makes your imagination run wild
For some reason, I never got a transformation fetish from this and am still not really into TF.
movies like this came out when lots of posters on here were kids... it's over boomerbros..
The 1st time I got a boner I was 8 years old watching pic related with my family and I didn't understand what was happening so I tried to forcibly push my dick down with my hands and everyone in my family laughed and I ran to my room. Kind of embarrassing to this day that my family knew I got a boner from something
>first boner
meme
Link related was the first scene I replayed over and over and over again until I realized I was feeling sexual feelings.
WarGames is best Sheedy
Christina mostly, but both of these characters tbh
There was a girl in degrassi who had an episode about wearing a thong
Rika from Digimon Tamers
Truly excellent taste
C u n n y
How does she look now?
Quality
>Hey Hey Paula, I wanna marry you
Frick yes
big time
I rewound that bit a few times
Unironically Hermione Granger in Prisoner of Azkaban.
I think Hermione is a healthy young crush. At no point in the series did she ever wear any provocative clothing, flirt, or tease. She wore heavy coats and robes but still managed to win hearts by being cute, loyal, and a good friend.
everyone ITT is either lying or a manlet who got their first erection very late into the game.
we all know every boy's genuine first erection was some loose cartoon girl like Kim Possible or Chel
My mom caught me when I invited my fiends over to see breasts in jim Cameron's titanic
More like Hotel Bonersvania for young me.
i jack off to femdom porn but this character is terrible
Anyone got that Starship Troopers shower scene? Saw that in 4th grade and popped my first B.
Dottie made me diamonds when I was a young lad
don't know whether to be embarrassed or not
>Pair of breasts makes you want to stand up and beg for buttermilk
Music videos are kind of cheating
I always preferred jacking off to those than actual porn.
That was it; i got a boner in the theatre and didn't understand what was happening
>2007
You guys got your first boner in your teens?
Somebody who was 5 years old watching Transformers in 2007, would be 20 years old today
But they would be on reddit or tiktok today
And where do you think they end up after being banned there?
The day i learned i'm not into the braps.
And since then, I have brunette, ass and incest fetish
The strip challenges in this stupid game show
Which of these girls (if any) did you fap to?
Alyssa Milano from Charmed
Sarah Michelle Gellar from Buffy
And, obviously, the Totally Spies
kim possible was a genuinely good show though with fantastic writing. the ending was a bit abrupt but overall it was a great show.
Why was Tiger Lily a normal looking Indian girl, but then the rest of the tribe are hilarious racial caricatures?
because girls are cute and men are ugly, why are fantasy races women frickable semi-humans and the males are literal monsters? sex
I have cousins that look like that.
cuz disney did not hide their racism back then
Once in my kid life I'm bored enough to watch Desperate Housewives, and whadda you know.
How does she pee or poop?
A chastity belt?! That's going to chafe my willy!
The Name of the Rose
Almost definitely my first boner scene, and I was probably between 6-8 years old.
what is this movie called?
My Father the Hero
I was 9 when I learned the power of bedroom eyes. You could draw seductive eyes onto cardboard and I'd want to frick it. Thanks a lot, Disney.
This is ridiculous.
There is no way you remember your first boner
First time a scene made me feel funny. Must have been six when I saw thin on VHS. Forgot it was fricking Linda Hamilton.
this show gave me such shitty kinks for life that it ain't no joke
CZJ
Caught this on a random tv re-run while channel-surfing alone. I was, like, 4, and I had no idea what was happening or why. I just turned off the tv and left the room in a state of utter confusion, and never told anybody.
Only in my late 20s, when I found out that the film actually existed, I realized I didn't make up the memory and I don't think that I have ever actually dealt with it on a deeper level.
>I don't think that I have ever actually dealt with it on a deeper level
You did, you grew up to be a straight guy right?
That's an assumption on your part, but yes I did.
I never choked a b***h until she went limp, tho.
No basic instinct?
The Blue Lagoon in general. And I was 7-8, probably important to mention that kek
Fricking Violet Beauregard.
Kelly LeBrock in Weird Science
P
wearing my sisters swimsuit in the bath tub
I am going to go on record and say that this scene made perfect sense
Wasn't Fox's exploitation of her immensely fit body.
He is like
>I like to go faster
And it fits in so incredibly wel with how the shot displays her torso, in an impressively tasteful way
Every-single-angle and shot in that scene make sense, and i'm tired of hearing horny zoomers claim it was because she is hot. It was only in part because of that. The scene is incredbly well constructed and because of her figue it took it to another level. that is all there is to say to it.
That small waist
this is why I like tomboys