Davy Jones was so good in 2, just to be a b***h in 3. The villain variety was so goddamn weird through the 5 films.
- Skeleton pirates
- Squidman and his naughty nautical nickers
- Pompous British guy
- Blackbeard and his magic sword-controlled ship
- Ghost pirates
>wizard who becomes directly involved in muggle politics as power behind the throne to a legendary king is from the house which selects for ambition and cunning
Makes sense
That Rawling desperaty tries to make Slitherin seam less evil?
Slughorn only exists as a chatacter so Order of Phoenix can have a Slitherin member other than Snape
It’s interesting how slughorn seems to only be good by going against his slytherin nature. Even when JK tries to make a good slytherin she kind of fails
Arthurian legends are usually set in the 5th century, although Merlin is a later addition. Also, Hogwarts was founded in the 10th century so Merlin could not have been a Hogwarts alumni unless he had attended the school being 400 years old. Not totally impossible because magic but still pretty fricking dumb.
How the hell a British author wasn't aware of this paradox is astonishing, JK Rowling is an idiot that got lucky and struck gold by chance.
Fantastic Beasts revealed Nagini is actually an Asian woman that could transform into a snake but would eventually get stuck as one if she did it too much.
Yes
furgays would probably have drawn porn with him if he was literally a lizard / snake
We can't live our lives in fear of what furgays may or may not do
He would have just been a shitty cgi villain like all those stupid marvel movies
Davy Jones looked great as a cgi villain
Yes, but only Davy jones
His crew look ok too.
he still looks and acts like bill nighy which is part of what makes it work and not look like a shitty CG monster
yeah but Bill was still on set doing the acting. They weren't talking to a moving stick
Davy Jones was so good in 2, just to be a b***h in 3. The villain variety was so goddamn weird through the 5 films.
- Skeleton pirates
- Squidman and his naughty nautical nickers
- Pompous British guy
- Blackbeard and his magic sword-controlled ship
- Ghost pirates
> Merlin, the most famous wizard in history, was a Slytherin according to Pottermore
What's the main take from this?
>wizard who becomes directly involved in muggle politics as power behind the throne to a legendary king is from the house which selects for ambition and cunning
Makes sense
That Rawling desperaty tries to make Slitherin seam less evil?
Slughorn only exists as a chatacter so Order of Phoenix can have a Slitherin member other than Snape
well said my illiterate friend
it's always funny too how slughorn, supposedly good, just treats people as objects by "collecting them"
It’s interesting how slughorn seems to only be good by going against his slytherin nature. Even when JK tries to make a good slytherin she kind of fails
Born from a demon
also the antichrist until he was baptized
I thought Merlin would have come before the founding of Hogwarts, is there no named wizards from before the founding of Hogwarts in that case?
Arthurian legends are usually set in the 5th century, although Merlin is a later addition. Also, Hogwarts was founded in the 10th century so Merlin could not have been a Hogwarts alumni unless he had attended the school being 400 years old. Not totally impossible because magic but still pretty fricking dumb.
How the hell a British author wasn't aware of this paradox is astonishing, JK Rowling is an idiot that got lucky and struck gold by chance.
Harry Potter is girl coded crap, You can't have anything cool.
I don't think that the turban could hide that.
why was a white guy wearing a turban anyway?
Because he had an ugly snake face on the back of his head. You too would do something to hide it.
It was Ramadan
think again
just get a bigger one
>Voldemort was supposed to drink milk from Nagini's snekbreasts in the Goblet of Fire
based
I thought only mammals breastfed?
Fantastic Beasts revealed Nagini is actually an Asian woman that could transform into a snake but would eventually get stuck as one if she did it too much.
That's just way over the top to the point of being stupid.
>LOOK AT ME I'M EVIL!
Do you even need to ask?