Potterheads, h-how do we respond?

Potterheads, h-how do we respond?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They’re going to make it lame and gay.

    He’s dead, Jim.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Harriet Potter
      Don't forget make him a woman too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was always lame and gay

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Moree like Miriam Gargoyle. Amiritie!?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why weren't there hot adult women in Harry Potter? For like four movies there were only hags and little girls, then they added Tonks that had an entirety of two minutes of screentime, and Helena

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's set in the UK.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who cares what the dude who played Peter Pettigrew says, literally a D-tier character

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is this the fricking botany professor?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's Ron's mom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, Professor SPROUT. Get it? Plants sprout! J.K. Rowling's brilliance knows no bounds!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >what is aptronym

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Marijuana Pepsi Vandyck, American education professional with a dissertation on uncommon African-American names in the classroom.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Marijuana Pepsi Vandyck

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Any relation to Don Beveridge?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          > Sue Yoo, attorney

          I refuse to believe this one's real

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Jake Butt

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Professor troon
        >Xhe kills xerself
        Bravo Rowling

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Back when I was a bookworm people would see me in public reading because I did it everywhere and sometimes ask me what I was reading. When I answered they would most times then ask if I had ever read Harry Potter. This happened so frequently they started answering this question by saying Harry Potter is for children. It turned out to be a good way to get people to leave me alone without being rude.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >This happened so frequently they started answering this question by saying Harry Potter is for children
      How does every single fricking moron always write the opposite of what they mean, rendering their sentence gibberish? It's not just a typo, it's the exact contrary meaning but you see it constantly. Absolute fricking shit for brains.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is true
    Time to grow up and let your kids enjoy harry potter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No Cinemaphile user should be allowed near children let alone have their own.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, hermione is aging like milk.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember waiting for an oil change and some older lady shaded us for watching family guy. I almost commented that it was an adult animation but didn't want to explain like an autist.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Should've choke slammed the nosey hag

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God I fricking hate Miriam Margolyes Every time this gargoyles appears in the news it to shit on things that made her relevant 20 years ago.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      d-list british celebs grasping for their last seconds of relevance has to be one of my favorite genres

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And you always get peope hollering how she's a "national treasure" because she criticised politicians or something.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Miriam should get over telling people how to enjoy their free time. It comes off as childish, and she's an ugly c**t to boot

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So she doesn't watch her own films, I guess?
    Her only good roles were in Blackadder.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She’s not wrong

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I forgot about it but started appreciating it again after J.K. Rowling went full Chud.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      being a transphobe is hardly going full chud
      she's still a trans-exclusive radfem leftist whose views just happen to align with rightoids on a singular issue

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        People praising Rowling here are very likely shitskins zoomers that weren't attacked for being white by her during the early 2010s. Remember her influence made it possible for their entire families too invade our countries.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          dilate

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's too bad Arnold failed at his attempt to gas her to death.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > 0mnk9cu2eg391.png
      Google images, first result, first page

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've never seen a single harry potter movie and this never fails to make me laugh uproarously. I can just picture its loud, taciturn voice

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based Miriam
    Imagine being stuck in any childhood fantasy world lmao

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Left wing israeli activist and d-list celeb is annoyed about the goyim not constantly talking about how much they love Israel
    Another irrelevant celeb seething at JK Rowling though the thinly veiled veneer of a bad faith argument.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She's 100% correct and you can see it in all the garbage threads the shills make about this pleb reddit trash

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's for boys only too.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't this israelite make all kinds of defamatory claims in her autobiography about how she was beaten by Steve Martin on set and other shit?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing truly for kids is shit like Playhouse Disney or Nick Jr. There's nothing there that could entertain an adult.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just like Alec Guinness

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based Alec Guinness spirit. We didn't listen. We should have. We got what we fricking deserved.

      >duplicate file exists here
      KEK

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pulling a Lucas. Kino incoming.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she's right
    watch it once every 10 years and don't obsess over it

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Miriam Margoyles was always an ugly leftist diversity hire. She's only saying this because Joanne has been unpersoned by the Left.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She's not wrong and I know nothing about harry poophead. lol

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she's right

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never read the books, never aw the movies.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What have you got to replace the swings?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You're 17 years, 364 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds old! You better enjoy that thing you're doing now because you've got exactly ONE SECOND to finish it before you have to immediately cold turkey drop it you little homosexual!

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was driving through utah yesterday and saw a bunch of morbidly obese 30yo women that i thought must've been mormons wearing white and black and scarves and goofy hats only to realize they were harry potter fans

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fixed

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, I'll bite, lets see what adult things Miriam Margolyes made since Harry Potter:

    > A bunch of plays no one has ever heard of, not a one lasting longer than a year, most lasting less than a year
    > 90% of her filmography is voices in the shittiest kids animated movies, the rest are mostly garbage dark romantic comedies
    >Call the Midwife, then a ton of kids show voices and one off character actor roles

    Maybe don't make most of your career voicing kids stuff.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >a child complains that an adult didn't make enough child content
      Embarrassing

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >A israelite doing horticulture.
    Nuh uh, immersion ruined.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      as my old pappy used to say: you can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ohoho I get it! Hee-hee! I'm gonna tell this one to the old lady, but I bet ya five dollars she'll be maaad, hha-ha! Yessiree!

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    test

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you’re not allowed to enjoy your childhood favorites on on occasion

    Yeah collecting merch and being completely immersed in this shit is beyond moronic. But Hogwarts legacy was fun. And the hbo show should be better than anything yidsney has shat out lately

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isnt this ugly c**t a fricking dyke? This hag tried to act like harry potter themed weddings meant the wedding night would be bad. Like ofcourse HP themed weddings are dumb as frick, but listening to an old ugly rug muncher try to flex on nerdy straight weddings makes my blood boil. IMAGINE the wedding night of this nightmarish prostitute. Women like Miriam are the reason we used to hang lesbians.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >As Margolyes tells it, when the first Harry Potter film was shown, it had a freshness to it. But then she started to feel uneasy at the influence it might be having on people. She says "a sweet faced boy of 12 told me proudly that he had seen Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone over a hundred times.” She continues, saying “his elegant mother nodded in approval. Looking into the boy’s eyes, I thought I detected little star shells of madness beginning to form, and I guessed that one day they would explode.” Margolyes then asked the boy to do something for her. The boy apparently said “anything, anything!” in excitement. But Margolyes asked him if he could promise never to see any Harry Potter movie again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >israelite dyke is bitter and rude for no reason other than to put her name in the headlines

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Movies like Harry Potter are just modern fables. Adults back in the day believed in their myths, gods and heroes. It wasn't just for children, but it was instilled in them during childhood to teach them moral values they would carry their entire lives. There's nothing really wrong with it. It's just modern pseudo-religion, and is a natural consequence of real religion declining.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i wouldn't go as far as to say the stories were enjoyed by adults too, but they indeed better goddamn keep a good eye on it since it imparts moral values onto their progeny all the same. it's certainly in the adults' best interests that the stories they sell to kids aren't complete fricking piles of garbage. it's akin to making sure their children aren't fed a steady diet of gruesome slop

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nooooo you're supposed to watch 6000 hours of EastEnders and Coronation Street and Young And The Restless!!!!
    That's what adults do!!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There is no adult media. Entertainment itself is a fundamentally childish endeavor. The job of adults is to foster young, fend off predators, and provide food. The aristocratic or monastic may engage in philosophical, religious, or literary pursuits as well.

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