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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Emma and Ryan totally fricked

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Think Goose could?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Think Goose wants to? He's got "Eva Mendes at home" already.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was shocking to me that a woman who is in shape and is attractive was allowed within 300 miles of this event.

      now everyone must be "thicc," so it's just a bunch of apologetic losers who would put their dick in any wet hole and pretend they like a piggy gf. or gay people, who are fine, but stop railroading attractive women.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    B-bros....

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      h-he's uh just like me

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goose knows exactly how cameras work.
    We put our manly hand in his.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That hand ken is grabbing looks like an alien hand wtf is it?!?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Ryan bring his wife? He never seems to take her out in public.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't like being with someone older

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    RETURN TO BABY GOOSE

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adorable

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's the little brofist that gets me

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is going to become the next big meme template
    I advise everyone to invest

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'll say the asian guy comes across as generally insufferable but it was cool of him to show up for this in the background

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >when you've been reduced to a backup dancer in another guys performance

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, didn't even notice that. Plus Emma is creaming her panties

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        How else would he get invited to the Oscars? For Shang-Chi 2? lol

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Goose guides Cinemaphile to peace and happiness, no more chair clattering

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, was he also being literaly me then and there?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No he just plays literally me in his movies.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm literally Ryan Gosling
    Gosling in this song welcoms all men as Ken
    Goose has recognized that he is literally me

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the appeal behind the song. It's actually very low energy, and kind of just lame. I'm into death metal though, so idk who I'm trying to impress by saying it wasn't for me. I think my post is worthless, actually... Yet I'll still hit post.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      binary brained /po/tards think making ken popular is owning the libs when the movie is about having positive message for men too

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    just woke up, what did I missed?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      your english lesson

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        teach me white man, what would be the correct way?

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goose is bogged now. Sad

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I literally performed as the Oscars.

    [...]

    fixd

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sima is just a background dancer
      LMAO

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He should be happy to have been invited at all

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Barbie win anything this year

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, for the other song.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Billie Eilish?
        That means the cast didn't win anything

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best timeline.

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