>Power-ups just "exist" and let you do stuff. >they come out of floating ?

>Power-ups just "exist" and let you do stuff
>they come out of floating ? blocks that are found everywhere
>what are ? blocks
>not important

I don't like how this was all presented.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it doesn't matter as long as it makes sense within its own world

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also who pumps the batmobile's tires?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO, THIS IS NOT THE SAME SITUATION.

      This is an attempt to adapt and make sense of something that is is made less noticeable by the medium it originally came from (? blocks in a Mario game just hold things, this requires no introduction or explanation because it can easily be identified as a game mechanic).

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Harold Allnut
      He was a character introduced in the Silver Age
      A deformed quasi-modo like tech genius that Bruce keeps chained inside the batcave creating gadgets for him in return for food and shelter

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No he was introduced in the 80's....

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Point is Bruce rapes him and in return he changes the wheels on the Batmobile

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      those are the rules of that place, they always have been

      NO, THIS IS NOT THE SAME SITUATION.

      This is an attempt to adapt and make sense of something that is is made less noticeable by the medium it originally came from (? blocks in a Mario game just hold things, this requires no introduction or explanation because it can easily be identified as a game mechanic).

      agree, this is a false comparison

      the Batmobile is presented as a car in our universe and has all the requirements thereof, you can't have Batman saying shit like "I tracked the bad guy's movements through his ECU logs" and also "I drive a magic car that kind of just works bro"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        NO, THIS IS NOT THE SAME SITUATION.

        This is an attempt to adapt and make sense of something that is is made less noticeable by the medium it originally came from (? blocks in a Mario game just hold things, this requires no introduction or explanation because it can easily be identified as a game mechanic).

        Also who pumps the batmobile's tires?

        It's not that different. The Batmobile is just Batman's car, so you can assume that either Alfred or Robin or whoever pumps the tires. If you can get a decent story out of explaining who pumps the tires, that's fine, but it doesn't ruin all the other stories that didn't explain who exactly pumps the tires.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it's the same. That's inconsequential, the blocks are interesting and could lend themselves to a lot of different storytelling avenues, feels sort of lazy to handwave such a neat and strange concept.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is movie Mario so cute?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no monitors for Sonic to smash
    >not even a reference

    Disappointing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has any Sonic adaptation ever used the monitor forcefields? It's not like they were ever as iconic as any of Mario's powerups.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do. Adaptations always tend to try too hard to explain, rationalize, or justify the weirdness of the source material, so it was nice to see one that just rolls with it.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    in the original game, those blocks were Toads transformed by Bowser

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So Mario murders Toads every time he punches a block

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sort of makes sense. When you get a mushroom that's like...the soul of the thing that was in the block.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a magical kingdom in an alternate universe, what more explanation does it need?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT THE HELL IS A ? BLOCK? For whatever reason this is what plagues me the most.

      It seems like people can put things into ? blocks deliberately (Bowser knows to find the Super Star inside the ? block at the start of the movie and Cranky puts several around his battle arena, more or less knowing some are helpful and some are not) so they're not necessarily mystery boxes.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >WHAT THE HELL IS A ? BLOCK?
        natural lootboxes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tsk tsk tsk anon, you don't seem to ha e done your homework, or else you'd know "?"Blocks are storaging devices manufactured in the Bean Bean kingdom there is even a research lab for them in the Woohoo university

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they produce them in SMB1 and SMW variants

          GAWD, THE DEPTH.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the hell is anything in mario universe? there's all kinds of abominations walking around and nothing would make sense in the real world. Stop being autistic you autist.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people want "lore" in Mario? This insistence is so tedious and weird.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fun

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fun

      Lore a bit of a double-edged sword. Done properly it can make your world seem more cohesive and alive, like with some of Tolkien's worldbuilding for Middle-Earth or Howard's for Conan. Middle-Earth in particular almost seems like a place you could visit.

      On the other hand, you also get ridiculous Star Wars crap like Midichlorians, which sucks some of the mystery and wonder out of the universe and makes it more mundane.

      You can also easily overdo lore and thus waste the audience's time with dumb irrelevant crap like Aragorn's tax policy.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >On the other hand, you also get ridiculous Star Wars crap like Midichlorians, which sucks some of the mystery and wonder out of the universe and makes it more mundane.

        For me personally that wasn't a huge hangup. It doesn't change what the Force was to me, it just explains what the living world is in relation to it. Midichlorians are a conduit to an unexplainable mystic force that exists beyond the realm of the living. Those who ascend beyond the mortal plane who connect well enough with it get to see it for themselves.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know how clams have sometimes pearls inside of them? It's the same thing

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the 1993 movie was better

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's too cheap to even fully commit to the "Advanced dinosaur civilization" premise.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        what, were you expecting jurassic park?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, Jim Henson's Dinosaurs. The film we got can barely even get on Adventures in Dinosaur City or Theodore Rex's level.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Personally I would have liked them to be more unknown to the wider world. Like the citizens know they exist but they don't interact with them much.

    Then Mario shows up and in a moment of desperation opens one and discovers they contain objects that can grant power. Something like that.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't that how the DIC cartoon also does it where powerups and coins are just in floating blacks and nobody questions it because that's how the world functions

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never watched it, honestly. Sowwy.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet you're one of those people who constantly makes "why didn't they just do [thing that renders the entire plot null and void before it even begins]?" threads over and over and over again. I bet you have to sort your Froot Loops by color before you can bring yourself to eat them. I bet you have an absolutely batshit insane meltdown when you see your peas and carrots touching.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    isnt there a big fire flower field in the movie too? its not hard to imagine powerups occur naturally in the world and they're put in blocks because they're useful
    >but why are they in the blocks? why jump to get them?
    same reason the rest of the mushroom kingdom looks like it does, making everything an obstacle course is just how it works there

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You must fricking hate Mario and all fantasy. Kys shit taste.

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