They are literally reinventing the brand. In their mind it's too difficult and expensive to write for the old fans while keeping things fresh (this is actually probably true) and as the older fans die off and new audiences get dumber and gayer, they cut their losses by "killing the past, letting it die" so as to just focus on future Black person dyke homosexualry. not nearly the same amount of hype and revenue/fandom as the old stories but enough to keep it floating indefinitely since they just have to pump out woke shit and attach it to SW brand.
Pretty sure Star Wars hasn't actually made Disney any profit. At best they're hovering around breaking even, and that's fricking sad for a 4 billion dollar initial investment.
Are you delusional? 4 of the 5 nu-Wars movies that Disney made have grossed over 1 billion dollars, and that's not counting the TV shows or increased traffic at the theme parks.
>grossed
TFA was the only movie that made significant profit when the costs of the movie and distribution are taken into account.
R1 and RoS went through severe reshoots and production issues, and Solo outright bombed. TLJ was the only other movie that made a profit without being hamstrung by costs, but that was the one that utterly torpedoed the franchise
Dobson really is waste of talent. He had a chance to be more than mediocre but his ego naturally got in the way. I’m glad his parents finally threatened him with homelessness if he didn’t stop posting lesbian porn and this moronic political posturing.
no, Dobson is completely right, they cast the ugliest whitey they could find and made him cringe on purpose to make fun of the white male fanbase. people just liked him anyway.
>made him cringe on purpose
This is what made him interesting. He's an edgelord trying and failing to be Darth Vader, even though Vader ultimately chose the light. The rest of the named characters are one-dimensional archetypes: >Rey: adventure hero >Poe: snarky paladin >Finn: defector from evil >Snoke: villain >Hux: villain's sycophant >Phasma: badass villain >Orange Yoda: mentor
Having more than one layer makes Kylo the uncontested champion of character traits.
>It's that the writers' only life experience, as diverse women, are therapy and receiving affirmative action.
This. It's the same problem video games like Forespoken have, they're written by people with zero life experience other than being a perpetual victim. Once they're in a position of power they think "Haha now I'll show all those nasty boys" and then cry racism / sexism when their shitty self-insert character that is immediately good at everything doesn't resonate with anybody.
This is Cinemaphile not the projection room. Holy shitfrick, my niggy, you're completely devoid of self-awareness.
Pop psy was a mistake. Now we have idiots like you running around misapplying psych 101 terms everywhere. That guys is just calling a spade a spade. He's not displacing his own feelings about being an affirmative action niggress onto anyone you nitwit.
Also what did he do to get his masters of psych? Show up and write his name down. Humanities majors are easier than high school. Alot of them at my school where taking PRE ALGEBRA in college. Why are you in college when you cant even do algebra one? Some of these people go on to be called experts.
>It's that the writers' only life experience, as diverse women, are therapy and receiving affirmative action.
This. It's the same problem video games like Forespoken have, they're written by people with zero life experience other than being a perpetual victim. Once they're in a position of power they think "Haha now I'll show all those nasty boys" and then cry racism / sexism when their shitty self-insert character that is immediately good at everything doesn't resonate with anybody.
>Perhaps there will be no new age, Mandalore, no great Mandalorian crusade. Perhaps your people fought their last battle at Malachor V, and you have been dying ever since, a quiet death that will last centuries. And perhaps all that remains will be what I see before me: a man, wounded by a Jedi, encased in a Mandalorian shell, haunted by the thought of being the last of the Mandalorians. They will die a death that will last millennia, until all that remains is their code, their history, and in the end, the shell of their armor upon the shell of a man, too easily slain by Jedi.
kotor2 might have been glitchy as all hell but kreia was pure kino
He was sick of people calling him out for shitting all over the franchise.
Now Disney does it, he got 7 figures for it, and he can kick back and watch someone else frick it up for him.
I can't even hate him for that. It's like watching the Titanic go down after you sabotaged it, but then get to row out to a cruise ship and hit the omelette bar with a mimosa.
Yeah he just got burnt out. People try to blame the fans for the sale but the guy was still producing content even after the hatred of the prequel trilogy like the force unleashed games, clone wars, and trying to get that one live action show off the ground.
>Child actor with actual schizophrenia who was failed by his parents like most child actors were. Quit because of his classmates bullying him and the press harassing him, not because of Star Wars fans. >Stated that it was mainly the backlash from the press that made him so depressed. Fans universally came to his support when word of this came out and Jar Jar is nowhere near as hated these days as he used to. >Egotistical diva douche who even the biggest fandom menace types will agree got fricked over by disney and had his character reduced to a joke despite having decent potential. >Had to delete her account (lol) because of company policy >Had to delete her account (lol) because she got into a moronic e-fight about gun control and made herself look like an idiot. >This one is the only one with some actual weight, but George mainly sold because he wanted someone to handle SW after he died, plus disney was good to him in the past and 4 billion is 4 billion. >Kylo Ren is the one of the few decent ST characters (not saying much) and has legions of fangirls, something none of Dobson's characters like not captain syrup and the muslim vampire will ever have.
here let me simplify your rebuttal for you >millionaire >millionaire >millionaire >millionaire >millionaire >billionaire
We should spend any of our precious time thinking about the feelings of the super rich....
It'a not that they're evil- it's just that they are literally too well compensated to be b***hing this much about downsides of the job. I'm saying- Frick your feelings, do your job, quit if you don't like it. Audience reception is part of being an actor, just how working around dusty old crap and ex-convict coworkers are part of being an electrician.
Anyone else could say the same about your situation if they want to victimize themselves that badly. At the end of the day, most of the actors in the Sequels are doing just fine regardless of social media shit. My point was that leftcels hate anyone who is slightly more successful than themselves, they focus on rich people first but they hate you too if you happen to have a job, GF, and disposable income when they don’t.
Remember that time Dobson made a comic about beating some dude up for taking a picture of some girls breasts and then people found the picture and the girl is spreading her legs grinning and clearly into it. You can see Dobson seething in the background that some Chad is gonna smash a loose cosplayer.
For me it was when they paid off a mod to protect their shipping general, only for it to be obliterated by a cabal of Australians until another mod stepped in and nuked it.
Clearly their egos got too inflated
I'm actually impressed that son of dob genuinely disappeared from the internet
with so many of these clowns, that is the best possible option to take, which is why they never do it
I wonder what brought it on
He still lives at home with a rich family where his brother was actively denied a prestigious government position due to Dobson showing up on background checks. Because Dobson was too dumb to keep his real name off the internet, it shows up on countless threads on Cinemaphile and various YouTube videos. The inflation porn especially. All of this has IRL repercussions for family members looking to get into high level positions. His parents laid down the law with him and he’s more or less disappeared for the better.
Most lolcows are lower/middle class with generally absent parents who are too disinterested or ignorant of the internet to actually stop their kids from destroying their lives.
Once they die, he better hope he doesn’t piss that inheritance away on stupid shit. If I were his brother, I’d tell him the only way he’s living with me is if he gets a real job and continues to stay off the Internet.
Is that supposed to be Anakin?
God there's something special about Dobson's art.
The projection is so hilarious here. His entire art style is copying older anime some of which like DBZ are vintage enough to have influenced him. He unironically blames anime for him not getting a job as a Disney animator, not his portfolio being filled with mediocrity.
>His entire art style is copying older anime some of which like DBZ are vintage enough to have influenced him
Hard disagree. Dobson's artstyle is very Newspaper comics. Every single one of the anime characters is off model, except ironically Lum which he may have traced.
>The projection is so hilarious here. His entire art style is copying older anime some of which like DBZ are vintage enough to have influenced him. He unironically blames anime for him not getting a job as a Disney animator, not his portfolio being filled with mediocrity.
His art style and comics are an unholy merger of 80's Saturday Morning Cartoons and Rumiko Takahashi. Pretty much everyone in the 00's made their own Ranma style sex hijink slapstick comics, and pretty much every web comic was some kind of Rumiko derivative. Dobson never moved on from that phase.
Considering he used to inhabit the biggest hugbox DeviantArt at the time where people were more than willing to give him constructive criticism, it’s even more hilarious that his art got WORSE over time.
>He unironically blames anime for him not getting a job as a Disney animator, not his portfolio being filled with mediocrity.
It goes further than that. He once went to an anime club and nobody wanted to watch the stuff form the 80s and 90s he was into and from then on he hated anime.
Imagine being such an utterly degenerate leftist moron that your relatives miss out on jobs in the utterly degenerate leftist moron farm that is the US government and public service.
>Most lolcows are lower/middle class with generally absent parents who are too disinterested or ignorant of the internet to actually stop their kids from destroying their lives.
Great example of this is Sammy. Kid was on the fast track to becoming the next Chris Chan, then his parents got immediately on top of it and put him in therapy and got him on meds. Now he's relatively normal, has a girlfriend, and, dare I say, is almost Chad-like. Having parents that give a shit makes a world's difference.
The fact that I’ve never heard of this guy is probably a testament to his parents’ success. It’s refreshing to hear a lolcow turn things around for the better.
Holy frick, the "your frickin actions have consequences" kid? I'd completely forgotten about him, I'm glad he didn't either get worse or kill himself when he realized his cringe is saved for all eternity
He still lives at home with a rich family where his brother was actively denied a prestigious government position due to Dobson showing up on background checks. Because Dobson was too dumb to keep his real name off the internet, it shows up on countless threads on Cinemaphile and various YouTube videos. The inflation porn especially. All of this has IRL repercussions for family members looking to get into high level positions. His parents laid down the law with him and he’s more or less disappeared for the better.
Most lolcows are lower/middle class with generally absent parents who are too disinterested or ignorant of the internet to actually stop their kids from destroying their lives.
Oh yeah and the counter is Jessie Slaughter. Methead parents and she ended up being raised by Tumblr with its usual results. She literally just needed someone to care, and to give her therapy/guidance, and go "no, tumblr shit is moronic."
I remember the video of her dad, "the conseqences will never be the same" and all that but never knew the details, looking her up was she actually perved by the guy from that band or did her brain just turn to mush from 15 years of intravenous tumblr?
> Great example of this is Sammy. Kid was on the fast track to becoming the next Chris Chan
No he wasn’t. The dude was just a dumb kid who said stupid(though true) shit. Not like he was hurting anyone over what he was doing.
Just a threadly reminder that literally none of this has ever been proven and the story gets wilder and wilder with each iteration. Nobody knows what ultimately made him quit.
i was actually following on tumblr at the time when he quit, he pretty much was just throwing a hissy fit because people were leaking his patreon posts, few of his fans tried to help him by saying that he should rebrand himself and then he just went "frick it i just quit" and deleted everything.
Most likely there's other reasons but i guess that was the one that broke the camel's back
I don’t believe that’s the reason the brother failed the background check
They likely wouldn’t tell him why he failed, if he did fail he’d just look at what might be a public issue and blame his brother
Stuff like lots of debt, substance abuse, criminal record, support of armed groups gets you excluded
That seems to be the prevailing theory though. It might just be that his parents either cut him offline completely and forced him to reenter the workforce or he wised up and finally gave up his bad art and online persona. Anything’s possible here.
It's not even a theory, people literally just made it up and kept parroting it until newbies started doing it themselves because that's what everyone has always been telling them.
It’s speculation because Dobson indicated throughout many years that he will never, ever, change unless forced to, and family is the most likely source of that duress which wouldn’t also be tracked down by one of the many lolcow sites.
For all we know, his parents of siblings just snapped and gave him an ultimatum, or he ran out of money (his ebegging was always pathetic even by the stands of his contemporaries) and that was a requirement of being bailed out.
But again, we don’t know for sure. For all we know he got Phineas Gage’d and did it all of his own free will.
I’ve never seen Dobson acquire any genuine fans. Almost every person following him was chronicling his idiocy. Sincere people gave up on him years ago. Even other libs kept their distance from him.
He still lives at home with a rich family where his brother was actively denied a prestigious government position due to Dobson showing up on background checks. Because Dobson was too dumb to keep his real name off the internet, it shows up on countless threads on Cinemaphile and various YouTube videos. The inflation porn especially. All of this has IRL repercussions for family members looking to get into high level positions. His parents laid down the law with him and he’s more or less disappeared for the better.
Most lolcows are lower/middle class with generally absent parents who are too disinterested or ignorant of the internet to actually stop their kids from destroying their lives.
We don’t actually know the real reason he quit.
We know he’s not dead, in a coma or enjoying prison (since some ‘sperg would undoubtedly have found out by now), so unless he’s in a witness protection program the only reason he’d turn over a new leaf is if his family forced him to, but the precise details are still speculation.
You’ll also note ol’ Dobbo diplomatically ignores Boyega being (ahem) ‘minimised’ on Chinese posters. Also, Asian audiences don’t really like fat Asian women so Rose Tico didn’t go down well there either.
The chinese b***h deleted her instagram account because she was being a narcissistic twat and people called her out on it. She then used this to say racists were harassing her to get sympathy
>They would make the sound of the lightsaber every time they saw me.
That's pretty fricking funny. If the kid had owned it he would have become a fricking king.
It was covered higher up in the thread. His brother was relatively successful in some part of the US government/public service but was denied a promotion because Dobson was an emarassm^H^H^H ‘potential risk’.
His family pulled his chain and he’s not been seen since. Pretty sure Kiwifarms would have all the details.
>not true >people didn't hate jarjar because you, moron >not true >inconsequential >inconsequential >literally a personal problem >disney does not care about you one way or the other
Dobson being removing himself from the internet is not enough, I really hope he's removed himself from this plane of existence as well.
Yes, but that would require a level of self-awareness he does not possess.
Why does it so often seem that narcissists are ugly and stupid? What do they have to be so proud of?
Insulation from any real consequence? Thing is, you either double down on your bullshit until it kills you or accept that you’re being moronic and stop being moronic. Such is the human condition, anon.
TLJ came out after orange man got in office and little over a year after the shitstorm involving fembusters happened. The "defend literal dogshit to pwn le chuds" strategy was popularized by the latter and was to be used on any mediocre product that happened to have a chick who was lame or gay in it.
Right wingers really laid into it too for delicious clicks and attention. The culture war is the only way some of the most incompetent people can somehow get attention without producing anything of merit.
Ever ask a chud or a leftie prog what winning this stupid war looks like?
>Ever ask a chud or a leftie prog what winning this stupid war looks like?
Go look up some of those reddit posts about life "after the revolution." Living on the commune, and being a part-time teacher, part-time coffee enthusiast.
"What's your job on the leftist commune" will always be the funniest thing to come out of Twitter
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It’s never anything boring, gross, or essential. Vaush had to come up with some dumb “luxury voucher” chuckie cheese token crap just to sound vaguely like he understood that society would collapse if Twitter and Reddit had their way with a communist utopia.
"What's your job on the leftist commune" will always be the funniest thing to come out of Twitter
I miss the old style commies. They at least had some balls and actually revolutionized. Compare that to most modern commies who constantly talk a big game about “muh revolution” but then get mad when you call out their e-celebs or don’t wanna vote for Biden. What happened to commies?
Speaking as a chud, winning the culture war would entail something like a return to the social mores of the 50's or thereabouts. But also taking away women's rights to vote and hold office, that's very important. Modest goals I would say.
>Destroy democracy and your labour market >Modest
If you are serious you are living proof why most men should not be alowed to vote and most women should.
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Giving women the right to vote is what already destroyed democracy. Taking it away from them is about restoring it. >m-muh labor market
Labor shortages are good for the laborers, but bad for the israelites. Boy do I wonder what camp you fall into.
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Hell, the last time there was a *really* big labour shortage it ended feudalism.
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I like the idea that the plagues also caused Russia to double down on their serfs
Luke watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett. Did I ever tell you l fought his dad? He was hired to assassinate a senator me and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw the would-be assassin out because we knew he had too much pride to just shoot her from long range. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. Also the 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her. Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise and just shot the senator for all we knew! Then the robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senators room while she slept after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her too after that because we we weren't watching her at all but it already bought the bugs. So we sense the hostile life forms not the robot in the room and rush in and save the senator in the nick of time!
Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner! Luckily it didn't have a self destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter. He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of sniper blaster and only her instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us with a rocket or something then he escaped with his tiny jetpack.
Luckily for the senator my good friend Dexterr Jettster owned a 50s dinner on Courscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes. We found the assassin and Mace Window killed him later right in front of Boba. And he was a good friend.
>Other M rocks
Only other dipshit with this opinion is MovieBob and I guarantee you it’s nothing to do with story and everything to do with the fact that they were seething over Metroid Prime being the peak of the franchise at that point.
...but there was never an Arsene Lupin anime. Ever. I know he's referring to the Lupin III manga/anime series, but that's literally in-univesrse a completley different character and they are not even attempting to adapt any of the old stories or go for the same tone.
He was a huge anime fan. All his art is clearly ripping off Rumiko Takahashi, especially Ranma 1/2. He just went through that mid to late 00s phase where anime was "uncool."
>grew up as your average 1990s/early 2000s era basic b***h weeb >starts an anime club at his college >plays his favorite anime for the club to watch >they mst3k it for laughs >dob gets so butthurt he begins hating anime
Anime was controversial in young GenX/Old Millennial circles, and many people thought it was cringe. It didn’t have the universal popularity it now has among Zoomers.
>Anime was controversial in young GenX/Old Millennial circles, and many people thought it was cringe.
Those early Millennial weebs killed anime for me. What was once a cool novel thing for me is now forever associated with neck beards arguing about how katanas are the coolest thing ever, how Samurai Jack apparently ripped off anime because it features a samurai or some bullshit. Oh and have you heard the latest shitty Japanese pop band?
By the time I finished high school I never wanted to see anything anime related again.
It's just him being contrarian, Dobson does not read 19th century French mystery novels. If some Zoomer says he knows who Nero Wolfe is I might actually believe it because that's esoteric, but Lupin III was a really popular show/comic series, I assume he just heard it was based on books and then defaulted to that to dig animu.
And that is really the meat of it. You make a list of things you like, and then fabricate something on that list, just to have an excuse to mention that you hate something. I get doing that if that's your brand but Dobson shouldn't have been like that. There is a certain breed of person whom I have begun calling Solitudes, because it is obvious that the existence of the internet is terminal for them. These are people whom in the normal environment of human beings would have many hours of time to process ideas daily. Farmers, hunters, fishermen, merchants, even craftsmen, and because they had long periods of time to think constantly, they could form highly nuanced understandings of mundane things, these are the sorts of people who end up doing the insane knots on celtic heraldry, or little mosaics, figuring out obscure techniques for patterning steel, or becoming THE BEST monk in the monastery at illustrating the first letter at the start of each chapter of the bible.
But then, in the modern day these people are instead given a device that consumes 100% of their free time and instead fills it with tailored electronic stimulii. It should go without saying that this effect is indistinguishable from prolonged psychological torture. Instead of a deep understanding of a few subjects, they end up shallow but expansive pools of ankle-deep inchoate unorganized anxiety.
>But then, in the modern day these people are instead given a device that consumes 100% of their free time and instead fills it with tailored electronic stimulii. It should go without saying that this effect is indistinguishable from prolonged psychological torture. Instead of a deep understanding of a few subjects, they end up shallow but expansive pools of ankle-deep inchoate unorganized anxiety.
Boredom can be a source of inspiration and motivate personal growth, sure, but it's not like the internet can only be used for banal bullshit or that free will suddenly vanished when APRANET first came online. Your "solitudes" are people who were unlikely to make productive use of that time to begin with, and the internet for them is nothing more than the most convenient outlet in a long series of activities used to suck up excess free time.
I mean , I hate every single one of you anons but I'm not gonna call you lazy Solitudes dipshits that can't develop a new system to fold paper planes.
But yeah
how the frick is adam driver considered attractive to women? He's like at least 3 points beneath me on the looks scale, yet women ignore me and think i'm ugly
cringe. has a gf he doesn't like. is forced to participate in a religion he isn't part of. makes no sense. why is he compelled to do things he hates? because of a wet hole?
First World troony problems...
The TARD prostituteS franchise is just a symptom of the CIA-MOSSAD troonyOP game.
Let's review, it costs $250000 to turn a human into a frustrated narcotized eunuch pretending to be the other gender. Then there's adding in HRT, maintenance facial surgeries to keep them looking vaguely human. Pain killing drugs, mood uplifting drugs, the opposite genders wardrobe, antibiotics to keep the necrotizing open wounds from going fully septic. A very expensive lifestyle choice with almost zero rewards. Sponsored by the israeli Pritzker family.
Now where does the CIA-MOSSAD come into it?
Before GAMERGATE the CIA was recruiting trannies as operatives for infiltration reasons (the hermaphrodite aspect of the Hermetic Occult) wherein instead of just using them for "seductive functions" (hahahahaha hahahahah) they were used entirely as HIGHLY DISPOSABLE moderation teams on social forums and HIGHLY DISPOSABLE operatives on media operation teams, at the time Zoe Queef (Quinn) obvious troony (gay guys have GAYDAR, but also have troonyDAR and can spot men pretending to be women) suddenly had an ABSURD chorus of hundreds of buddies popping out of moderation teams and banning critics the game was revealed to even the normies.
Trannies were used because they needed money for the endless surgeries. Their freakishly inhuman appearance and room gagging septic crotch aroma meant no sane human would hire them. Their nasty personalities and rude demanding insanity of KARENMODE crazy made them utterly insufferable with the smug incompetence. These were judged by the intelligence communities as PERFECTLY BRIBABLE (completely compromised morally & financially) worse than any moronic brown dictator. Their suicide rates means when their utility value expired or their demands grew too absurd, they could be disposed of (killed) and no family members would care, but actually cheer this new situation along with police, bystanders, anyone that suffered troonyInsanity.
>oh no the millionaires who made millions of dollars deleted their social media accounts and quit acting and had to retire early with their millions of dollars because you were meany poopooheads
Also the FBI WITNESS PROTECTION system offered troonyMODE surgery to "hide the blabbermouths" in plain sight. The great bonus of troonyMODE was that the altered people were so perfectly repulsive, that nobody desired to know what they were in their previous lives in the same way nobody desired to know what the ingested food looked like before it became a huge stinky turd.
Trannies were fanatical gossips, perpetually online (because nobody wants to endure the open sewer aroma of their groins and zipperbreasts), smug control freaks, and so detached from any measure of reality, that a CIA-MOSSAD agent could stab them to death in front of a crowd of witnesses and the troony would smugly deny the immediate reality as the onlooking crowd applauded the long-overdue death of the monster trans-freakshow that tortured the crowd.
Unfortunately, such choices of troonyOps have resulted in all CIA-MOSSAD agents bankrupting every CIA-MOSSAD infiltrated business. Which is why troonyOps are now known as IMMOLATION AGENTS. Essentially, the troonyOp is used to infiltrate a target, the vast REPUGNANT activity of the troonyOp causes all employees & customers to flee, the corporation dies.
And this is how the CIA-MOSSAD troonyOps die...
To the sound of thunderous dialation.
The third leg of the stool of troonyOps is CRIMINAL HISTORY CONCEALMENT.
The "DEADNAME" is erased from the castrated eunuchization agent and along with that goes the vast continual CRIMINAL HISTORY of the CIA-MOSSAD agent (the rapes they committed, murders, thefts, torture victims, kidnappings, and so on) in the same way Bruce Jenner got his criminal murder of a woman after "Transitioning". Good luck backtracking the CRIMINAL HISTORY of a troony by using their "DEADNAME".
Did you slaughter an entire family reunion of victims? Chop off your dick, TADA, magically our criminal history is gone!
Official: Video shows Jenner rear-ended cars in fatal wreck
Jenner, 68, was involved in the four-car pile-up in Malibu, California, on Feb. 7, 2015, that resulted in the death of 70-year-old Kim Howe. She was not charged with a crime and the Los Angeles County District Attorney determined she was driving below the speed limit and engaged her brakes before impact.
>endured a boycott of the movies just for being cast
never happened, that story was completely made up
but I do remember homosexuals throwing a fit because the first released cast list was too white
>We want people to be obsessed with our products and spend as much as they can on our product so we can get rich! >What the frick? The people who have invested thousands of dollars and decades of their lives in our product are mad because we are getting lazier and cheaper which is decreasing the quality of our product. >How dare they they care about the quality of our product after we fostered this attitude in them to be obessed in our product! Run a PR campaign against them at once!
>i hate you, now buy my product.
FPBP like what do they really hope to accomplish with this.
They are literally reinventing the brand. In their mind it's too difficult and expensive to write for the old fans while keeping things fresh (this is actually probably true) and as the older fans die off and new audiences get dumber and gayer, they cut their losses by "killing the past, letting it die" so as to just focus on future Black person dyke homosexualry. not nearly the same amount of hype and revenue/fandom as the old stories but enough to keep it floating indefinitely since they just have to pump out woke shit and attach it to SW brand.
Pretty sure Star Wars hasn't actually made Disney any profit. At best they're hovering around breaking even, and that's fricking sad for a 4 billion dollar initial investment.
In 20 years from now they'll prolly have made $10 million. Weird strategy but heebs gonna heeb.
Are you delusional? 4 of the 5 nu-Wars movies that Disney made have grossed over 1 billion dollars, and that's not counting the TV shows or increased traffic at the theme parks.
>grossed
TFA was the only movie that made significant profit when the costs of the movie and distribution are taken into account.
R1 and RoS went through severe reshoots and production issues, and Solo outright bombed. TLJ was the only other movie that made a profit without being hamstrung by costs, but that was the one that utterly torpedoed the franchise
lel thread destroyed in one post
fpbp, OP can eat a bag of dicks
Mark my words this is a literal screenshot from the next Star Wars movie show game experience whatever
why are black people always fighting in public places?
anyone have the picture of black silhouettes fighting during little mermaid?
Good god, not a thin person in sight. do only whales go to disney parks?
This. Frick Disney/Nu-Hollywood in general. But specially Disney
The inner machinations of the leftist mind are an enigma
Dobson so out of tune with reality he fails to see that Kylo Ren is the general publics favorite character out of that entire trilogy.
Dobson really is waste of talent. He had a chance to be more than mediocre but his ego naturally got in the way. I’m glad his parents finally threatened him with homelessness if he didn’t stop posting lesbian porn and this moronic political posturing.
>Dobson
>talent
no, Dobson is completely right, they cast the ugliest whitey they could find and made him cringe on purpose to make fun of the white male fanbase. people just liked him anyway.
>made him cringe on purpose
This is what made him interesting. He's an edgelord trying and failing to be Darth Vader, even though Vader ultimately chose the light. The rest of the named characters are one-dimensional archetypes:
>Rey: adventure hero
>Poe: snarky paladin
>Finn: defector from evil
>Snoke: villain
>Hux: villain's sycophant
>Phasma: badass villain
>Orange Yoda: mentor
Having more than one layer makes Kylo the uncontested champion of character traits.
who's kylo ren?
is it true he stuck a compressor hose up his ass and blew himself up
yes
RIP dobbo
Shouldn't the supergay be indian?
This is Cinemaphile not the projection room. Holy shitfrick, my niggy, you're completely devoid of self-awareness.
Pop psy was a mistake. Now we have idiots like you running around misapplying psych 101 terms everywhere. That guys is just calling a spade a spade. He's not displacing his own feelings about being an affirmative action niggress onto anyone you nitwit.
My football dudebro cousin got a masters in psychology. It's pretty much the pc principal but 20% jordan peterson.
Thats hilarious.
Also what did he do to get his masters of psych? Show up and write his name down. Humanities majors are easier than high school. Alot of them at my school where taking PRE ALGEBRA in college. Why are you in college when you cant even do algebra one? Some of these people go on to be called experts.
That Black swindled the world and normies ate it up just because he's black.
Deeply disappointed that Jar Jar did not an hero
Why is George there when he has nothing to do with the sequels
>making them wasn't fun anymore
He didn't make a star wars for a decade
I had a dream about a year ago that I was back in school and my best friend at the time was dressed up as the Dobson bear.
The problem isn't female characters. It's that the writers' only life experience, as diverse women, are therapy and receiving affirmative action.
>It's that the writers' only life experience, as diverse women, are therapy and receiving affirmative action.
This. It's the same problem video games like Forespoken have, they're written by people with zero life experience other than being a perpetual victim. Once they're in a position of power they think "Haha now I'll show all those nasty boys" and then cry racism / sexism when their shitty self-insert character that is immediately good at everything doesn't resonate with anybody.
>Perhaps there will be no new age, Mandalore, no great Mandalorian crusade. Perhaps your people fought their last battle at Malachor V, and you have been dying ever since, a quiet death that will last centuries. And perhaps all that remains will be what I see before me: a man, wounded by a Jedi, encased in a Mandalorian shell, haunted by the thought of being the last of the Mandalorians. They will die a death that will last millennia, until all that remains is their code, their history, and in the end, the shell of their armor upon the shell of a man, too easily slain by Jedi.
kotor2 might have been glitchy as all hell but kreia was pure kino
is that really why George sold the franchise for 4 billion, because it wasn't fun anymore?
He wanted to move on to make the Red Tails cinematic universe.
yeah he wanted to sell it for $2 billion but Disney insisted.
He was sick of people calling him out for shitting all over the franchise.
Now Disney does it, he got 7 figures for it, and he can kick back and watch someone else frick it up for him.
I can't even hate him for that. It's like watching the Titanic go down after you sabotaged it, but then get to row out to a cruise ship and hit the omelette bar with a mimosa.
It was because he was too old and wanted to relax and enjoy his final years rather than constantly work until he died.
Literally everything in that pic is either made up or misrepresented.
Yeah he just got burnt out. People try to blame the fans for the sale but the guy was still producing content even after the hatred of the prequel trilogy like the force unleashed games, clone wars, and trying to get that one live action show off the ground.
You think Disney paid for this?Or was the "artist" doing it for free?
All of these are outright false.
but they FEEL true
>dobson
Is that supposed to be Anakin?
God there's something special about Dobson's art.
Andrew "Rip a Nip" Dobson
Didn't Dobson used to be a weeb? I wonder why he drew this
Frick star wars, and frick disney
I would pay for the chance to beat up Dobson.
I'm tired of debuking every panel in this comic, someone else do this time. Also frick Dobson, fricking weirdo.
This edit is actually pointless because the guy behind and to the left of the shoop is the real dobson
I know, which makes even funnier. Dobson is irrelevant in a whole new level.
>Child actor with actual schizophrenia who was failed by his parents like most child actors were. Quit because of his classmates bullying him and the press harassing him, not because of Star Wars fans.
>Stated that it was mainly the backlash from the press that made him so depressed. Fans universally came to his support when word of this came out and Jar Jar is nowhere near as hated these days as he used to.
>Egotistical diva douche who even the biggest fandom menace types will agree got fricked over by disney and had his character reduced to a joke despite having decent potential.
>Had to delete her account (lol) because of company policy
>Had to delete her account (lol) because she got into a moronic e-fight about gun control and made herself look like an idiot.
>This one is the only one with some actual weight, but George mainly sold because he wanted someone to handle SW after he died, plus disney was good to him in the past and 4 billion is 4 billion.
>Kylo Ren is the one of the few decent ST characters (not saying much) and has legions of fangirls, something none of Dobson's characters like not captain syrup and the muslim vampire will ever have.
here let me simplify your rebuttal for you
>millionaire
>millionaire
>millionaire
>millionaire
>millionaire
>billionaire
We should spend any of our precious time thinking about the feelings of the super rich....
>anyone who has more money than me must be evil
Leftcel detected
It'a not that they're evil- it's just that they are literally too well compensated to be b***hing this much about downsides of the job. I'm saying- Frick your feelings, do your job, quit if you don't like it. Audience reception is part of being an actor, just how working around dusty old crap and ex-convict coworkers are part of being an electrician.
Anyone else could say the same about your situation if they want to victimize themselves that badly. At the end of the day, most of the actors in the Sequels are doing just fine regardless of social media shit. My point was that leftcels hate anyone who is slightly more successful than themselves, they focus on rich people first but they hate you too if you happen to have a job, GF, and disposable income when they don’t.
dude i feel bad for jake, just read the updates on his wiki page. poor bastard
Chick's hot af
True.
Remember that time Dobson made a comic about beating some dude up for taking a picture of some girls breasts and then people found the picture and the girl is spreading her legs grinning and clearly into it. You can see Dobson seething in the background that some Chad is gonna smash a loose cosplayer.
lesbian muslim vampyres
Remember the Kylo/Rey shippers?
Yes, the achieved a complete and total victory.
For me it was when they paid off a mod to protect their shipping general, only for it to be obliterated by a cabal of Australians until another mod stepped in and nuked it.
Clearly their egos got too inflated
I'm actually impressed that son of dob genuinely disappeared from the internet
with so many of these clowns, that is the best possible option to take, which is why they never do it
I wonder what brought it on
He still lives at home with a rich family where his brother was actively denied a prestigious government position due to Dobson showing up on background checks. Because Dobson was too dumb to keep his real name off the internet, it shows up on countless threads on Cinemaphile and various YouTube videos. The inflation porn especially. All of this has IRL repercussions for family members looking to get into high level positions. His parents laid down the law with him and he’s more or less disappeared for the better.
Most lolcows are lower/middle class with generally absent parents who are too disinterested or ignorant of the internet to actually stop their kids from destroying their lives.
This explain a lot of things about him. Family should take him to the bathroom and smack his face under a cold shower, goddamn nerd.
Once they die, he better hope he doesn’t piss that inheritance away on stupid shit. If I were his brother, I’d tell him the only way he’s living with me is if he gets a real job and continues to stay off the Internet.
The projection is so hilarious here. His entire art style is copying older anime some of which like DBZ are vintage enough to have influenced him. He unironically blames anime for him not getting a job as a Disney animator, not his portfolio being filled with mediocrity.
>His entire art style is copying older anime some of which like DBZ are vintage enough to have influenced him
Hard disagree. Dobson's artstyle is very Newspaper comics. Every single one of the anime characters is off model, except ironically Lum which he may have traced.
>The projection is so hilarious here. His entire art style is copying older anime some of which like DBZ are vintage enough to have influenced him. He unironically blames anime for him not getting a job as a Disney animator, not his portfolio being filled with mediocrity.
His art style and comics are an unholy merger of 80's Saturday Morning Cartoons and Rumiko Takahashi. Pretty much everyone in the 00's made their own Ranma style sex hijink slapstick comics, and pretty much every web comic was some kind of Rumiko derivative. Dobson never moved on from that phase.
Considering he used to inhabit the biggest hugbox DeviantArt at the time where people were more than willing to give him constructive criticism, it’s even more hilarious that his art got WORSE over time.
>He unironically blames anime for him not getting a job as a Disney animator, not his portfolio being filled with mediocrity.
It goes further than that. He once went to an anime club and nobody wanted to watch the stuff form the 80s and 90s he was into and from then on he hated anime.
Imagine being such an utterly degenerate leftist moron that your relatives miss out on jobs in the utterly degenerate leftist moron farm that is the US government and public service.
>Most lolcows are lower/middle class with generally absent parents who are too disinterested or ignorant of the internet to actually stop their kids from destroying their lives.
Great example of this is Sammy. Kid was on the fast track to becoming the next Chris Chan, then his parents got immediately on top of it and put him in therapy and got him on meds. Now he's relatively normal, has a girlfriend, and, dare I say, is almost Chad-like. Having parents that give a shit makes a world's difference.
The fact that I’ve never heard of this guy is probably a testament to his parents’ success. It’s refreshing to hear a lolcow turn things around for the better.
I think it's the "when will you learn!?" kid
Oh yeah the one where I swear his voice breaks as soon as he screams that iconic line.
Holy frick, the "your frickin actions have consequences" kid? I'd completely forgotten about him, I'm glad he didn't either get worse or kill himself when he realized his cringe is saved for all eternity
Oh yeah and the counter is Jessie Slaughter. Methead parents and she ended up being raised by Tumblr with its usual results. She literally just needed someone to care, and to give her therapy/guidance, and go "no, tumblr shit is moronic."
I remember the video of her dad, "the conseqences will never be the same" and all that but never knew the details, looking her up was she actually perved by the guy from that band or did her brain just turn to mush from 15 years of intravenous tumblr?
Blood on the dance-floor guy is an actual pedo, so maybe???
That sounds gay and stupid. He was doing a bit.
> Great example of this is Sammy. Kid was on the fast track to becoming the next Chris Chan
No he wasn’t. The dude was just a dumb kid who said stupid(though true) shit. Not like he was hurting anyone over what he was doing.
Just a threadly reminder that literally none of this has ever been proven and the story gets wilder and wilder with each iteration. Nobody knows what ultimately made him quit.
He got arrested for inflating his grandma
Well, the only person who can prove it left the internet essentially. What do you expect?
i was actually following on tumblr at the time when he quit, he pretty much was just throwing a hissy fit because people were leaking his patreon posts, few of his fans tried to help him by saying that he should rebrand himself and then he just went "frick it i just quit" and deleted everything.
Most likely there's other reasons but i guess that was the one that broke the camel's back
I don’t believe that’s the reason the brother failed the background check
They likely wouldn’t tell him why he failed, if he did fail he’d just look at what might be a public issue and blame his brother
Stuff like lots of debt, substance abuse, criminal record, support of armed groups gets you excluded
That seems to be the prevailing theory though. It might just be that his parents either cut him offline completely and forced him to reenter the workforce or he wised up and finally gave up his bad art and online persona. Anything’s possible here.
I have never heard of an applicant disqualified due to the social media posts of a relative
Source: I am KGB
I have heard of this happening.
Source: I've am KGB
It's not even a theory, people literally just made it up and kept parroting it until newbies started doing it themselves because that's what everyone has always been telling them.
It’s speculation because Dobson indicated throughout many years that he will never, ever, change unless forced to, and family is the most likely source of that duress which wouldn’t also be tracked down by one of the many lolcow sites.
For all we know, his parents of siblings just snapped and gave him an ultimatum, or he ran out of money (his ebegging was always pathetic even by the stands of his contemporaries) and that was a requirement of being bailed out.
But again, we don’t know for sure. For all we know he got Phineas Gage’d and did it all of his own free will.
I’ve never seen Dobson acquire any genuine fans. Almost every person following him was chronicling his idiocy. Sincere people gave up on him years ago. Even other libs kept their distance from him.
We don’t actually know the real reason he quit.
We know he’s not dead, in a coma or enjoying prison (since some ‘sperg would undoubtedly have found out by now), so unless he’s in a witness protection program the only reason he’d turn over a new leaf is if his family forced him to, but the precise details are still speculation.
Chicks dug him tho
>Refuse to give fans what they want
>"Why does no one like my product?"
>stop making fun of the prequels or else you're a chud!
No
>disney being that self aware that israeli people are the cause off star wars downfall
not likely
>This is the nine hundredth time we have posted this bait and we have become vey adept at it
Boring. OP is a homosexual and needs fresh material.
Nah I'm racist and I thought Boyega was a /misc/ prank at first
You’ll also note ol’ Dobbo diplomatically ignores Boyega being (ahem) ‘minimised’ on Chinese posters. Also, Asian audiences don’t really like fat Asian women so Rose Tico didn’t go down well there either.
The chinese b***h deleted her instagram account because she was being a narcissistic twat and people called her out on it. She then used this to say racists were harassing her to get sympathy
>They would make the sound of the lightsaber every time they saw me.
That's pretty fricking funny. If the kid had owned it he would have become a fricking king.
A comic debunking a Dobson comic manages to be more pathetic than the original.
WORDS WORDS WORDS
I like how deleting your Instagram account is presented as equivalent to suicide attempts and in person harassment.
For narcissistic vapid c**ts, it might as well be.
OH MY GOD THEY HAD TO DEACTIVATE THEIR SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNT OH MY FRICKING GOD THATS THE MOST PAINFUL THING ANYONE COULD GO THROUGH!!!
Whatever happened to ol' Dob, anyway? It's like he fell off the face of the earth.
Probably committed suicide.
It was covered higher up in the thread. His brother was relatively successful in some part of the US government/public service but was denied a promotion because Dobson was an emarassm^H^H^H ‘potential risk’.
His family pulled his chain and he’s not been seen since. Pretty sure Kiwifarms would have all the details.
the brother story was probably made up by some rando. there’s literally zero evidence comfirming it.
I had no idea I was so powerful. How can I make israeli producers commit suicide?
DOBSON WEVE GOT DOBSON HERE
Sup
did Jar Jar actor really almost commited a suicide because of the backlash?
Iirc it was much more complicated than that, he had a few other problems, but the media likes to push the "fans pushed him to suicide" bullshit.
shame
i fricking hate that Jar Jar
Yep, he's dead
The truth is much more Z E S T Y than that.
Black lives matter
Why would disney be in any position to lecture anyone? Would would a leftist be interested in what a corporation had to say?
>not true
>people didn't hate jarjar because you, moron
>not true
>inconsequential
>inconsequential
>literally a personal problem
>disney does not care about you one way or the other
Dobson being removing himself from the internet is not enough, I really hope he's removed himself from this plane of existence as well.
Dobson has no right to complain about fandom toxicity when he himself is every bit as toxic.
Yes, but that would require a level of self-awareness he does not possess.
Why does it so often seem that narcissists are ugly and stupid? What do they have to be so proud of?
Insulation from any real consequence? Thing is, you either double down on your bullshit until it kills you or accept that you’re being moronic and stop being moronic. Such is the human condition, anon.
Is that Vulpes
Ave, true to Jar Jar
I'm still mad George didn't cast that other kid as babby Anakin
He really got us this time bros...
He's not wrong
Why do so many people vociferously defend what amounts to an aggressively mediocre film?
TLJ came out after orange man got in office and little over a year after the shitstorm involving fembusters happened. The "defend literal dogshit to pwn le chuds" strategy was popularized by the latter and was to be used on any mediocre product that happened to have a chick who was lame or gay in it.
Right wingers really laid into it too for delicious clicks and attention. The culture war is the only way some of the most incompetent people can somehow get attention without producing anything of merit.
Ever ask a chud or a leftie prog what winning this stupid war looks like?
>Ever ask a chud or a leftie prog what winning this stupid war looks like?
Go look up some of those reddit posts about life "after the revolution." Living on the commune, and being a part-time teacher, part-time coffee enthusiast.
>none of their jobs are practical and essential in any way
Affluence is a helluva drug, brother…
"What's your job on the leftist commune" will always be the funniest thing to come out of Twitter
It’s never anything boring, gross, or essential. Vaush had to come up with some dumb “luxury voucher” chuckie cheese token crap just to sound vaguely like he understood that society would collapse if Twitter and Reddit had their way with a communist utopia.
I miss the old style commies. They at least had some balls and actually revolutionized. Compare that to most modern commies who constantly talk a big game about “muh revolution” but then get mad when you call out their e-celebs or don’t wanna vote for Biden. What happened to commies?
Speaking as a chud, winning the culture war would entail something like a return to the social mores of the 50's or thereabouts. But also taking away women's rights to vote and hold office, that's very important. Modest goals I would say.
>Destroy democracy and your labour market
>Modest
If you are serious you are living proof why most men should not be alowed to vote and most women should.
Giving women the right to vote is what already destroyed democracy. Taking it away from them is about restoring it.
>m-muh labor market
Labor shortages are good for the laborers, but bad for the israelites. Boy do I wonder what camp you fall into.
Hell, the last time there was a *really* big labour shortage it ended feudalism.
I like the idea that the plagues also caused Russia to double down on their serfs
Because they hate star wars and TLJ hates star wars.
>but I have never watched the Last Jedi
>any criticism of a woman of colour must be motivated by racism and sexism
Go ahead and defend Juana Barraza or Ranavalona I of Madagascar then.
>”I didn’t watch it.”
>I liked the scene where Luke Skywalker sucked on space walrus breasts.
>hey ladies please date me instead haha
Don't make me post the Obi Wan pasta
If you were a good friend you would post it.
Luke watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett. Did I ever tell you l fought his dad? He was hired to assassinate a senator me and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw the would-be assassin out because we knew he had too much pride to just shoot her from long range. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. Also the 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her. Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise and just shot the senator for all we knew! Then the robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senators room while she slept after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her too after that because we we weren't watching her at all but it already bought the bugs. So we sense the hostile life forms not the robot in the room and rush in and save the senator in the nick of time!
Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner! Luckily it didn't have a self destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter. He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of sniper blaster and only her instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us with a rocket or something then he escaped with his tiny jetpack.
Luckily for the senator my good friend Dexterr Jettster owned a 50s dinner on Courscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes. We found the assassin and Mace Window killed him later right in front of Boba. And he was a good friend.
he will return one day, right bros?
Didn't Dobson troon? I vaguely remember that happening
Probably. It would be hard to tell.
Not that I’m aware of. He’s so egotistical that he’d announce it from the hills especially if it lets him avoid criticism or any real accountability
>Other M rocks
Only other dipshit with this opinion is MovieBob and I guarantee you it’s nothing to do with story and everything to do with the fact that they were seething over Metroid Prime being the peak of the franchise at that point.
Oh no…. *I* like 1776
Dobson! We've got Dobson here!
>so much better than the anime
...but there was never an Arsene Lupin anime. Ever. I know he's referring to the Lupin III manga/anime series, but that's literally in-univesrse a completley different character and they are not even attempting to adapt any of the old stories or go for the same tone.
Why does he hate anime so much?
He was a huge anime fan. All his art is clearly ripping off Rumiko Takahashi, especially Ranma 1/2. He just went through that mid to late 00s phase where anime was "uncool."
>grew up as your average 1990s/early 2000s era basic b***h weeb
>starts an anime club at his college
>plays his favorite anime for the club to watch
>they mst3k it for laughs
>dob gets so butthurt he begins hating anime
typical contrarian
Anime was controversial in young GenX/Old Millennial circles, and many people thought it was cringe. It didn’t have the universal popularity it now has among Zoomers.
>Anime was controversial in young GenX/Old Millennial circles, and many people thought it was cringe.
Those early Millennial weebs killed anime for me. What was once a cool novel thing for me is now forever associated with neck beards arguing about how katanas are the coolest thing ever, how Samurai Jack apparently ripped off anime because it features a samurai or some bullshit. Oh and have you heard the latest shitty Japanese pop band?
By the time I finished high school I never wanted to see anything anime related again.
He thinks it made Disney stop traditional animation which is why he couldn't get hired there.
What a fat moron, lupin III is one of the best anime franchise, also it's have nothing to do with the books
It's just him being contrarian, Dobson does not read 19th century French mystery novels. If some Zoomer says he knows who Nero Wolfe is I might actually believe it because that's esoteric, but Lupin III was a really popular show/comic series, I assume he just heard it was based on books and then defaulted to that to dig animu.
And that is really the meat of it. You make a list of things you like, and then fabricate something on that list, just to have an excuse to mention that you hate something. I get doing that if that's your brand but Dobson shouldn't have been like that. There is a certain breed of person whom I have begun calling Solitudes, because it is obvious that the existence of the internet is terminal for them. These are people whom in the normal environment of human beings would have many hours of time to process ideas daily. Farmers, hunters, fishermen, merchants, even craftsmen, and because they had long periods of time to think constantly, they could form highly nuanced understandings of mundane things, these are the sorts of people who end up doing the insane knots on celtic heraldry, or little mosaics, figuring out obscure techniques for patterning steel, or becoming THE BEST monk in the monastery at illustrating the first letter at the start of each chapter of the bible.
But then, in the modern day these people are instead given a device that consumes 100% of their free time and instead fills it with tailored electronic stimulii. It should go without saying that this effect is indistinguishable from prolonged psychological torture. Instead of a deep understanding of a few subjects, they end up shallow but expansive pools of ankle-deep inchoate unorganized anxiety.
I don’t have anything to add to this, but I thought it was interesting to read, and I appreciate that you took the effort to post it.
>But then, in the modern day these people are instead given a device that consumes 100% of their free time and instead fills it with tailored electronic stimulii. It should go without saying that this effect is indistinguishable from prolonged psychological torture. Instead of a deep understanding of a few subjects, they end up shallow but expansive pools of ankle-deep inchoate unorganized anxiety.
Hey man, what did I ever do to you?
Boredom can be a source of inspiration and motivate personal growth, sure, but it's not like the internet can only be used for banal bullshit or that free will suddenly vanished when APRANET first came online. Your "solitudes" are people who were unlikely to make productive use of that time to begin with, and the internet for them is nothing more than the most convenient outlet in a long series of activities used to suck up excess free time.
I mean , I hate every single one of you anons but I'm not gonna call you lazy Solitudes dipshits that can't develop a new system to fold paper planes.
But yeah
Lupin III fricking rocks. I didn't think I could hate this fat moron more than I already did but here we are.
1776 was the original Hamilton.
Oh, wait Jeremy Brett is actually good. Good for him, see even Dobson can have good opinions.
Wait, is the comic saying Brett was a gay? Who cares anyway, his Holmes is the fricking GOAT. I literally cant watch any other adaptation.
Is dobson actually *gasp* improving?
this image has already been debunked dozens of times
how the frick is adam driver considered attractive to women? He's like at least 3 points beneath me on the looks scale, yet women ignore me and think i'm ugly
Look up "Tumblr Sexyman"
The marines only recruit the finest specimens of manhood
He was supposed to be a sphinx cat but evolved into a human
How did he feel when Rey got wet for Kylo in the 3rd movie lol
>Kylo Ren is the only popular character from the franchise and his fanbase is almost entirely made up of women
lol
George Lucas is a hack he killed Star Wars with the Prequels
Why does he look like he got taken hostage
>says you're seething in a comic where he's seething
So why havent they stopped doing cringe shit? After all this they shouldve learned from their mistakes by now
Why star wars? Why'd they chose star wars to frick with? I don't give a shit about gay star wars but I mean why the frick?
Whatever happened to the customer is always right?
They all deserved it aside from Jake. George shouldn’t have been such a pussy and sold his creation because Mike and jay hated it
If i remember right Dobson was completly buttburt after Kylo and Rey became a real thing right?
Based or cringe?
cringe. has a gf he doesn't like. is forced to participate in a religion he isn't part of. makes no sense. why is he compelled to do things he hates? because of a wet hole?
First World troony problems...
The TARD prostituteS franchise is just a symptom of the CIA-MOSSAD troonyOP game.
Let's review, it costs $250000 to turn a human into a frustrated narcotized eunuch pretending to be the other gender. Then there's adding in HRT, maintenance facial surgeries to keep them looking vaguely human. Pain killing drugs, mood uplifting drugs, the opposite genders wardrobe, antibiotics to keep the necrotizing open wounds from going fully septic. A very expensive lifestyle choice with almost zero rewards. Sponsored by the israeli Pritzker family.
Now where does the CIA-MOSSAD come into it?
Before GAMERGATE the CIA was recruiting trannies as operatives for infiltration reasons (the hermaphrodite aspect of the Hermetic Occult) wherein instead of just using them for "seductive functions" (hahahahaha hahahahah) they were used entirely as HIGHLY DISPOSABLE moderation teams on social forums and HIGHLY DISPOSABLE operatives on media operation teams, at the time Zoe Queef (Quinn) obvious troony (gay guys have GAYDAR, but also have troonyDAR and can spot men pretending to be women) suddenly had an ABSURD chorus of hundreds of buddies popping out of moderation teams and banning critics the game was revealed to even the normies.
Trannies were used because they needed money for the endless surgeries. Their freakishly inhuman appearance and room gagging septic crotch aroma meant no sane human would hire them. Their nasty personalities and rude demanding insanity of KARENMODE crazy made them utterly insufferable with the smug incompetence. These were judged by the intelligence communities as PERFECTLY BRIBABLE (completely compromised morally & financially) worse than any moronic brown dictator. Their suicide rates means when their utility value expired or their demands grew too absurd, they could be disposed of (killed) and no family members would care, but actually cheer this new situation along with police, bystanders, anyone that suffered troonyInsanity.
>oh no the millionaires who made millions of dollars deleted their social media accounts and quit acting and had to retire early with their millions of dollars because you were meany poopooheads
Also the FBI WITNESS PROTECTION system offered troonyMODE surgery to "hide the blabbermouths" in plain sight. The great bonus of troonyMODE was that the altered people were so perfectly repulsive, that nobody desired to know what they were in their previous lives in the same way nobody desired to know what the ingested food looked like before it became a huge stinky turd.
Trannies were fanatical gossips, perpetually online (because nobody wants to endure the open sewer aroma of their groins and zipperbreasts), smug control freaks, and so detached from any measure of reality, that a CIA-MOSSAD agent could stab them to death in front of a crowd of witnesses and the troony would smugly deny the immediate reality as the onlooking crowd applauded the long-overdue death of the monster trans-freakshow that tortured the crowd.
Unfortunately, such choices of troonyOps have resulted in all CIA-MOSSAD agents bankrupting every CIA-MOSSAD infiltrated business. Which is why troonyOps are now known as IMMOLATION AGENTS. Essentially, the troonyOp is used to infiltrate a target, the vast REPUGNANT activity of the troonyOp causes all employees & customers to flee, the corporation dies.
Dobson was always right about Jeremy Brett, and that is evidence that there is still hope in him for redemption.
Wow, that was some boycott!
I don't even remember any boycott, did Dobson just make this up?
>Endured a boycott
>Deleted her Instagram
>Deleted her Instagram
>Sold his franchise
wow Star Wars fans are such monsters
And this is how the CIA-MOSSAD troonyOps die...
To the sound of thunderous dialation.
The third leg of the stool of troonyOps is CRIMINAL HISTORY CONCEALMENT.
The "DEADNAME" is erased from the castrated eunuchization agent and along with that goes the vast continual CRIMINAL HISTORY of the CIA-MOSSAD agent (the rapes they committed, murders, thefts, torture victims, kidnappings, and so on) in the same way Bruce Jenner got his criminal murder of a woman after "Transitioning". Good luck backtracking the CRIMINAL HISTORY of a troony by using their "DEADNAME".
Did you slaughter an entire family reunion of victims? Chop off your dick, TADA, magically our criminal history is gone!
Official: Video shows Jenner rear-ended cars in fatal wreck
Jenner, 68, was involved in the four-car pile-up in Malibu, California, on Feb. 7, 2015, that resulted in the death of 70-year-old Kim Howe. She was not charged with a crime and the Los Angeles County District Attorney determined she was driving below the speed limit and engaged her brakes before impact.
Wrong, I haven't watched any new Star wars content since I walked out of the ohanrmtom menace at 12 years old thinking "WTF was that shit".
I don’t get it
Why not just make a good movie instead ?
I'm afraid that's not an option.
>Kylo gets a GF, abandons his old interests, and then dies
hmm
>a bunch of stuff I didn't do
amazing, simply eric
His diary writings were funny
>endured a boycott of the movies just for being cast
never happened, that story was completely made up
but I do remember homosexuals throwing a fit because the first released cast list was too white
>We want people to be obsessed with our products and spend as much as they can on our product so we can get rich!
>What the frick? The people who have invested thousands of dollars and decades of their lives in our product are mad because we are getting lazier and cheaper which is decreasing the quality of our product.
>How dare they they care about the quality of our product after we fostered this attitude in them to be obessed in our product! Run a PR campaign against them at once!
Dobson sure knew how to rile people up.
I wish he was still around, giving his moronic hot takes.
i want to do to dobson the same things i would do to that b***h who powerdrilled a puppy throught its butthole and all the people who called her cute