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This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
Even the prince looks tired of it all.
Also, I''m really looking forward to all those wholesome comments from black twitter, because everyone knows black people love it when white guys get "their" women in movies
I guarantee you the prince won't end up with her. Screencap this
Is black twitter just males.
black twitter is me in shoe polish
Black males don't seem to care about black women until one of them gets a white bf
because the only ones a white guy would go for are top-tier. ya know, the inverse of the white women who go for morons.
And the salt is glorious. It's almost as good as black women complaining that only light-skinned black women get roles in Hollywood 99.9% of the time. They just can't wrap their head around why black women with enough admixture to have European features get roles over women that look like Leslie Jones.
>your only choice in black women now are either fat or biracial
Funny how casting black actresses was never a problem in the 90s. Hollywood really successfully psyoped people into thinking this is now suddenly some sort of difficulty.
It doesn't really seem to be a difficulty. Plenty of attractive multi-racial "black" women to choose from.
>casting black actresses was never a problem in the 90s
Reminds me of Rae Dawn Chong. Smokin' hot blasian.
After acting she became a casting coach and there's a not unlikely chance she Weinstein'd handsome White male actors like Chris Pratt to get them into Hollywood and was also Chong from Cheech and Chong's daughter. An interesting woman overall
>Yes, good little chud, be angry at the children's entertainment having people from a different race, pay no attention to the Fed and the economy
>pay no attention to the Fed and the economy
ESG is related to the Fed and the economy, you retarded chud.
We can focus on both. You're the ones who turn a blind eye the moment a fag sticker is stuck on some corporate product
>We can focus on both.
do you tho?
NTA but yes. I mean you realize that shit this is a corporate product to begin with right? People defending it are rabidly defending 1%ers.
The Fed is pushing ESG.
The Fed is why our children's entertainment has people from a different race
Why yes the derivative content from Youtube critics is infinitely more entertaining to watch than the actual Disney "live-action" remakes.
>"imagine caring about this shit"
>cared enough about the tweets and youtube shit to make a meme about it
Wojaks are, have been, and always will be a reflection of the poster, presented as a strawman.
The dogfucker who made that lion king review is a moron worshipper who literally posts pics of himself getting blacked on twitter. He'd be the one to sooner shill this shit.
You cared about said entertainment first, to blackwash it, and not you care enough to defend it, for free.
Go on. Keep being disingenuous and embarassing
>Why do you care so much about entertainment, chud?
They say this after a decade of whining and complaining about too many straight White people in movies. They are either stupid or gaslighting.
That's LA lib talk. Believe it or not most people don't give a shit irl. The internet creates echo chambers of outrage. Case in point this wretched place. Tell someone working two jobs to feed their family to get mad over gay cartoon characters and they'll tell you to fuck off.
I'm an EMT with a second job as a linecook paying for 2 kids I have with a smoking hot Latina girl.
Yes we talk shit about your gay little cartoons , all the time. Hollywood is a joke, woke gayry is a joke. Even most leftists I know irl make fun of it at this point
This anons got it
> representation matters, race is important
after a character is blackwashed
> race doesn't matter, the physical appearance is not important to the story
You can do both
>The trends of the entertainment and culture industry are not interconnected to the financial sector, actually.
>gaslighting attempt: failed
>mock and make fun of how stupid the live action remake looks
>LOL Y U MAD!?
>He doesn't know
They both have the same issue
>pay no attention to the Fed and the economy
Why are shills trying so hard to push this lately?
There was a major banking collapse which led to 150 billion dollars disappearing from Silicon Valley Bank. Even the economists who love to report that everything is fine are saying there will be more to come as direct result of SVB defaulting. It's kind of a big deal if you have more than 250k in the bank.
it's important to document all their crimes for the inevitable trials
The financial system is crashing.
That is good, i love it. Why would i want to do something about it?
kek, imagine trying that here.
Both problems are the same thing, garden gnomes.
he obviously knows how bad things are, why do you gays get this meme wrong again and again?
Have you seriously not understood this meme all this time? HE knows how bad things are. It's saying if only YOU knew how bad things REALLY are. Meaning they are far worse than we can tell.
this is the original image. its the most recognized image of jfk, giving a "glowing smile." but when you look closely at it, you can see that its forced, that he's tired, that its a facade.
so slapping the quote on images of people who are clearly sick of it all is just redundant.
you're kinda autistic huh
Black the maymay completely redefined the context of a widely recognized image. no one who looks at
will think he's fucking thrilled to be sitting next to that moron.
never thought of it in that way, makes sense.
Don't encourage the retard and shitty thought process.
I don't get it
look at OPs pic again
he is not "clearly sick of it"
its like one of those "trying to look normal but im losing it inside" which is just a slight variant on the JFK one
the expression of the person in the OP is "if i have to spend another second near this moron i'm going to lose it."
by this definition I'd say
The point is that, if it's just the reaction, you would think he's going through some shit, but he's telling you it's even worse.
It's supposed to reference other people not knowing how bad things really are, hence why the one in the pic actually looks tired of it all, because he already knows that.
You're such a braindead and autistic retard trying too hard to fit. have a nice day.
>thinking this autist's drivel makes any sense
You're just as pathetic and retarded. have a nice day, unironically.
are you okay dude?
you're fucking dumb, the other anon's right on with his explanation, it's exactly what I've tought all these years about the image and I'm not autistic at all. You're just not very perceptive, aka dumb and stupid.
ur a dummy
Don't you understand this meme at all? Are you retarded?
I could never be an actor in this day and age, no money is worth being bent over and forced into a bad chemistry acting position by Disney
You would cave after you see how unbearably awful wage cucking is. Just one Disney movie and you don’t have to work again.
>"moronS are here" he thought, "I've never been on this carriage before. There is a moron."
lmaooo bro's thinking he would tap some red pussy, instead got shebones lmaoooooo
"this bro smells like fish"
>Somehow, the little mermaid is black
I don't mind that she's black, my problem is they chose the most ugly nog you could possibly fill for the role, also she can't even fucking swim lol
Ayy white boy you tole me we wuz goin to red lobster
lmfao thats what went thru my mind when i saw the op pics lmfao.
How is she tan if she lives under water?
Poks dot fish
maybe my father lied to me but he said its easier to get sunburned when your underwater
She is just too ugly man, I am ugly too so I am sympathetic but if the whole story hinges on him seeing a woman on the beach and falling in love and "resceuing" her then her looking like a slave wrench related to actual fish isn't the answer.
She needs to be ethereally beautiful for the story to work
It's cruel toward ugly people to make them believe they're beautiful, it's basically gaslighting.
She looks old and bloated.
Is not about a BLACK woman.
She looks pic related
this movie was so fucking retarded
>monster changes gender to fuck its biological mother pregnant with a baby because it was cockblocked once as a female
what the fuck?
Pretty sure black women are the most obese group in the United States.
Holy fuck that prince is a 10/10. Why the fuck would he ever care for a fish faced moldylocks bitch?
I've seen plenty of Chads with ugly girlfriends
They're trying to push extremely hard WMBF because apparently even Reddit trannies noticed all the literal meme tier BLACKED in movies.
However, these black actresses are ugly as fuck and the good looking ones are all mulattas
don't include Doja in that, she's kino. Exception that proves the rule if anything.
the only person i've met in real life that liked doja was a closeted homosexual coworker
so stop hanging around gay people, anon. she's essentially a big troll and some of her songs slap, deal with it. also shes a cute
Fags really like her, so do women, so do straight men. She used to be a 4chantard btw. Literally made a meme song called dindu nuffin. And used to go into chatrooms with /LULZ/ and /soc/ fags.
wait what the fuck am I related to Zendaya?
Do you really try to demonize Stromae of all people?
If someone who's half Asian made imagery like this, he'd be considered a mentally ill schizo, but because it's a mulatto who looks mostly white, he gets a pass.
His most popular song is him where his black dad is, somehow having a blacker child, even though he craves white women more than his sambo father.
He's very racially insecure
Doja Cat's mom is gnomish, not white.
Same for Eric Andre and Vernon Chatman.
I love Vernon’s stuff but I’m amused his Wikipedia doesn’t admit he’s half gnomish.
lol whats wrong with obama? he doesnt belong on there. he is a bad example since he was raised by his white side anyway.
It's all over our ads and TV here in Quebec. There's a new movie coming out based on a youtube meme vid that came out 10 years ago and it's featured in the trailer. You never see that pairing out in the real world. It's really puzzling.
It is a very aesthetic pairing. Much better than BMWF
Looks like gay shit
This guy has a BLACK (Suriname) father and a WHITE (Dutch) mother. Where is your God now, fat retard that never had sex despite looking like Brad Pitt (every white man looks like Brad Pitt in the digital world)
Ella is so beautiful bros
You're a retard if you can't see that they cherry-picked all the mutts for people like (You) to fawn over.
are you blind? he's ugly as sin
looks like some disgruntled neet you'd see at a walmart at 1am
why did she even accept the role ? her bf is black irl baka
I ask this too, not because race issues but because she apparently cannot swim.
I forget what wordfilters to baka. Is it baka (s m h)? I remember senpai (f a m) gets filtered, but no one uses it anymore.
damn that bro ugly.
Will she be the first female caused cgi kiss like Jonah hill
>Hollywood's erasure of redheads continues
you're talking about main redheads because I still see redhead extras in plenty of new movies
No anon that woman is beautiful she could never be in this movie we need more goofy looking black women
>If only you knew how bad things really are
why is he not black though?
Miscegenation and race swapping trump a moron male lead.
The goal is to cause rampant mixing of the races, not to preserve races
to trigger black boys on social media
Imagine if the races were reversed...
Only place you'd see that is on Cinemaphile
it's all so tiresome
someone have that chart of all the redheads being replaced by black people?
>redheads being replaced by black people
this makes me think. Was redheads considered diversity back then?
>it's just one example you schizo
>Y-yeah well why you so bothered incel???
Token minority. Also rearrange "ginger"
Easy option, principle of least effort instead of creating new IPs. That's why I can't get angry at Strange Worlds, at least Disney tried something else
Strange worlds has gay kids in it. Fuck ~~*Pedosney*~~).
someone dyslexic read an email saying they needed a ginger to be casted
What is the actual rational explanation for this ~~*trend*~~? Why are they so anti-redhead specifically? Was the South Park
>Gingers have no soul
meme also part of this same thing?
The simplest explanation would probably be
>redheads are rare
>ah fuck let's just cast someone else
>if we cast a white person they're just going to complain we weren't faithful to the source material
>ah yes let's cast a black person that way we are shielded from any criticism
so false. Never heard of wigs and hair dye? underwater hair is CGI anyway
But why bother with all that when you can just a nog to do it and score wokie points as well?
>live in ultra-polarized society
Casting a nog gets attention from both camps
>Woke-tards will praise it
>4chan will hate it
>Both camps will furiously debate it, granting free PR & shekels.
Hate-watching still pays dem shekels
This is the dumbest excuse. Any attractive White woman could easily dye their hair for the role. Guarantee less people would complain about a Blonde or Brunette Ariel over a nigress as well.
This. There's also a possibility to seek out a redhead girl if you have the power to just make a call; I think the Weasleys in the Potter movies were real redhead
That's literally it. There's no philosophy here when you push at it and try to deconstruct it other than some long nosed twat angry that his dick was cut shorter
Kind of hope my kid comes out blond, but I thought about that too. The garden gnomes hypersexualize and demonize White hair color in the media, the women are sexy and the men are evil. If you get passed the IDpol and just analyze it for what it is its classic colonist mentality. Portray the girls as an exotic piece of arse and the men as something to be eliminated
>I think the Weasleys in the Potter movies were real redhead
I'm pretty sure the twins dyed their hair for the role
And they still looked rather convincing. You can create hair dye effects that looks convincingly blond or redhead; just hire a White lady who has Ariel's facial features and dye her hair to look ginger if an authentic ginger girl fails to materialize.
And its not like they can't find a beautiful ginger girl, I know some models who are ginger
It's the same way that White people portray the Aboriginals in early colonial writings
Tiger Lily is hot, and a sex object for foreigners, Geronimo is a savage for fighting for his race and his land.
The garden gnomes demonstrate the same thing. Stacey is hot and a sex object for garden gnomes and Chad is a chud for fighting for his race and his land
It's ancient and almost lizard brained, kill the men and take the women
>Portray the girls as an exotic piece of arse and the men as something to be eliminated
hmmm that makes alot of sense...
I genuinely think garden gnomes have a specific blood feud with red hair for some reason, it's far more spiteful then BLACKED retard shit
Your retarded racism make no sense. garden gnomes were for a long time stereotyped as red-haired. Ie:Shylock or Kyle Broflowski
rearrange those letters and find out what it spells
What's this supposed to mean? So Ginger = moron and so what? Which came first? Are you saying they consider morons and Gingers equal? That makes no sense since they clearly prefer morons nowadays over gingers.
G I N G E R
GIN G E R
GNI G E R
NGI G E R
N IG G E R
N I G G E R
There's nothing more white than a ginger. They are the palest, almost always have light eyes, rarest mostly-caucasian hair colour etc. In short, they're a white minority and we can't allow that.
>I said GINGER, you dyslexic racist motherfucker, GINGER!
What a fucking CHUD.
Umm Sweetie, Blackwashing is the future, and it's BEAUTIFUL you fucking CHUD. If you don't think that replacing wypipo with blacks is a great thing, then that is a mighty YIKES from me full stop.
I will never not be upset over Wally and Iris.
Imagine being a kid with red hair. They already are teased all the time and now they remove any representation
White people bad
>be blonde white male
>literally every white male blonde is le evil or le dumb
>become dumb and evil IRL
i don't know bros..
i know bros
A little too much.
And with a li'l extra thrown in.
Absolutely perfect. 8/8, would m8.
she would've made a great ursula
I mean I absolutely would, but why Ariel? Can't Hollywood appeal to my love of both black women and redheads instead of seethe at the mere existence of white people
Both are propaganda movies aimed at two different generations and for different purposes
How tf is a black woman dating a white guy in the 1700s or whenever this is?
What is a black woman doing in the ocean? They can't swim because they have high bone density.
It is rewritting history to make black people out to have always been a part of Europe. It is more sinsiter than normies think. If they make enough kids think black people were around and accepted then, they would be going against history and logic to hate them now, or to deny them the ability to take over Europe.
"Its as much theirs as it is ours"
Its the same thing as BLACK PANTHER, black panthers are a hard, gritty, part of black history. But when a kid googles black panther they are bombarded with marvel comics and superhero cartoons
>If we pretend had a civilization then maybe they will stop killing each other
That is the whole point of all of this. Liberals think that blacks shoot and stab because of "muh representation" and blacks' poor self esteem while reality blacks have high self esteem and Asians have low self esteem. Blacks have higher free testosterone on average which makes them more aggressive on average. Blank Slate ideology is cancer. Darwin was right. Races are on average different. Get over it.
Yup basically this. Brown people want to to justify their presence in the West by appealing to fabricated history. That's why you have all those "black Romans" and "Cheddar man" bullshit. They are rewriting people's perception of history to make them think brown people have always been here and therefore there is nothing out of ordinary if we take half a billion climate refugees or whatever.
>Brown people want to to justify their presence
>They are rewriting people's perception of history
if you think brown people are writing any of this shit you're delusional
This. It's white libtards
Nah, there are definitely black and brown people doing this shit. Just last week I remember someone here linked a book that a black women wrote about 'black kings and queens' in europe.
>It is more sinsiter than normies think. If they make enough kids think black people were around and accepted then, they would be going against history and logic to hate them now, or to deny them the ability to take over Europe.
>"Its as much theirs as it is ours"
>we have always been here
>we are not replacing you
>we are not going back anywhere
>we belong here
>this is our homeland
>we are as european as you are
God thing it's nt working and most kids stillprefer to be within their own race, even race mixing in muttland doesn't pass the 10% mark of ALL relationships, the fight is not over and with internet we have an easier shot than any other WN ever had in the past.
Save da world, that's my final message
>It is rewritting history to make black people out to have always been a part of Europe.
I would have called you a schizo not that long ago but you're correct.
It is the Caribbean. The rich black family tries to get their mentally-ill daughter with a white man who won't inherit the families estate because he is of good race but then she tries to kill his white governess to his french bastard daughter who he doesn't acknowledge despite raising.
holy fucking shit holy fucking shit holy fucking shit holy fucking shit
this is disgusting and hilarious at the same time
just like your life
another day, another thread about white people screaming about non whites. Maybe instead of complaining on the internet maybe try having white kids to save your dying race?
You gays spent 10 years screeching about how movies that didn't have morons was white supremacist and black genocide. Anyone with a memory greater than a flea remembers this. Don't even try to gaslight.
>film screaming about Whites bad good
>thread screaming about Whites bad good bad
Now this just looks like a white person and his father's slave.
Why keep the hair red at all if you are changing the race anyway? I mean at that point why not have normal African black hair? If the skin colour wasn’t important to the character how is the hair colour important? Why do they do this shit?
friendly reminder that they weren't just happy with raceswapping ariel, they raceswapped scuttle too.
they made sebastian a crab which cannot swim!
They made flounder a sergeant major but you know what, i have no idea what the fuck flounder was originally supposed to be so i can deal with this.
but yeah, you're exactly right on the crab thing. also as someone who works with real crabs, they do not have the cutesy energy to pull off the "under the sea" number. sebastian was stylized for a reason.
To be fair though, Awkwafina is voicing her so it gets my approval. I mean, she can even make a spider fap material.
>I mean, she can even make a spider fap material.
You're not fooling anyone anon, you don't need the voice to fap to spiders.
Fuck you. And fuck anything Awkwafina touches or is a part of.
Between her irritating brand of "comedy" and the fact that her voice makes her sound like a cigarette wished to be human and the genie gave up half way through, I don't know how you can resist.
Even libs think she's fuck ugly.
I honestly hate the gay that makes these unfunny strips. He's trying to parody Kelly, and failing miserably.
well he got her eyes right
unfunny fag will never be Kelly
Akshully, the real mermaids were manatees. Sailors mistook them for black women with fins.
If it wasn't a gay little furry dog people wouldn't be so mad at this parody.
He looks so bored in that pic
>i don't even wanna be here.
black girls are probably so fcuking boring
What Disney gonna do after they run out of old material to milk money from?
just remake again. its to keep copyright.
I find something funny about dressing bros in white people clothing. Like shaving orangutan
More like grotesque, to parodic levels.
And look at the expression on the face of the prince lmao. It says everything
>soulful animation with two beautiful people enraptured with each other
>two real uggos shot in the laziest way possible both looking disgruntled and bored
this is a very apt depiction in general of that time period compared to now
the bottom pic honestly feels like it has lasting-power as a meme. It speaks a billion words.
>two real uggos
The garden gnome who plays the prince he's actually very handsome as fuck. But yeah, this Ariel is ugly
/misc/ would unironically approve of this
they're called garden gnomes, anon
You don't need to post evidence that a white girl looks more like the white character than that fish black woman, because looking like the character clearly isn't much of a requirement when DIVERSITY is involved.
you're retarded and your point is moot
Sicilian who is mostly Greek and a tiny Hispanice of Nafri, cry me a river, Nordchud
It would have been interesting seeing her as Ariel, especially because she can sing. We had fucking Harry Styles acting, but he's always given side characters roles.
Are there any mainstream singers who had MC roles in films?
She literally tans her skin to appear more like a shitskin
Is not about WHITE WOMAN
It's how Ariana specifically looks like Ariel in the cheeks and stuff.and Ariana wanted to do this and Disney say no
SHES FUCKING UGLY
PRETTY BLACK PEOPLE DO EXIST
SHES FUCKING GRUESOME
hold up, they fucking made her blonde? Ariel is a redhead for god's sake
Why is Ariels dad white?
Javier Bardem = white
Javier, quit taking roles beneath you
kek wtf why????? lmao
her mother must have been that singing obese black fish from the original movie
He's the step father
Apparently the Prince has a black mother
They did race blind casting for the entire cast. No one looks related.
That's right black boys, we're coming for your queens. Queens can't resist the BWC.
Hey now, I don't hate it because they made Ariel black. I hate it because they made the seagull a gannet. HASHTAG SEAGULL LIVES MATTER
Wow, without any context you'd think the bottom pic is a serious drama about slavery or something.
Female casting directors in Hollywood (wrinkled 45 year old hags) love ugly black women because young pretty White women make them seethe. Pretty White girls remind them of their husbands' mistresses. They don't feel threatened by some busted ghetto trash.
This. This. Bill burr said as much in a podcast years ago. Apparently after #metoo all the male casting directors were replaced by diverse older women. Which makes sense with all the diverse ugly people you see in alot of tv and movies and commercials nowadays
>all the diverse ugly people you see in alot of tv and movies and commercials nowadays
She looked good in a dress at that award ceremony. Ryan just thought itd be cool to ugly her up.
the actress is completely fine, shes totally fine.
what er need to do is fix the cartoon,
what is flounder doing in the top left
Have you made your financial contributions to black girl magic yet anons?
>more liek solomon kykes
>Ruth (Hebrew: רות rut, IPA: [ʁut]) is a common female given name, noted from Ruth, the eponymous heroine of the eighth book of the Old Testament.
it's so tiresome bros
How many times are you gonna make this thread?
Only when they're hot.
funny how all the charachters are exactly casted on how they look like in the cartoon from what i can tell from the trailer, but ariel sticks out like a sore thumb.
Who is this movie even for? Black dads will hate it because of the White male love interest and White parents have moved on from nu-Disney and stick to the classics. It seems like this movie was made for black femcels and child free Disney adults.
>seems like this movie was made for black femcels and child free Disney adults
Can confirm, heard 2 coworkers(1 black female and 1 white female) talking about how excited they are for the movie, and the black chick was specifically happy because she was getting "representation". I honestly didn't think anyone was excited for this shit, but they do exist.
All I know is that these movies were definitely not made with fathers or even children in mind. Disney now caters to lonely spinster girlbosses and and creepy progressive moms.
I don't think any of the remakes actually care about capturing the magic that the animated films gave us. I'm sure Walt is rolling in his grave with what's become of his empire. The only live action "remake" I've seen is Cruella, and that was soley because of Emma Stone.
>capturing the magic that the animated films gave us.
These live action remakes are so viscerally ugly but people don't see them because they're good, they see them because they are either addicted to Disney branding or think they're aiding progressive causes by giving money to a cynical corporation that sees them as nothing more than paypigs. Especially Liberal White women think they're fixing "injustice" by shelling out $15 to see a black mermaid.
The blatant cash grabs ~~*they*~~ do by appealing to millenials with their shitty live action remakes is the main reason I refuse to watch any of them. Give me something new and inspiring, not shit I've seen but even worse.
Did you miss the part where literally every Disney movie removes the protag (the child viewer) from the parents at the beginning, and Disney's propaganda self-inserts as the new authoritative parent-figure? They could give two shits about parents, they are in the way for their brainwashing operation
It's not going to do well and then (like we see all the time nowadays) they'll blame white people, trump, republicans after saying this movie wasn't meant for them.
Making the mermaid black actually makes the movie extremely racist. The Part Of Your World song is essentially singing about how she doesn't care if her subjects get caught in nets and dragged off to who knows where because she enjoys the trinkets their society produces. Additionally the various scenes afterwards would just be the black girl being confused about how technology works and misusing it.
We could power a nuclear reactor with all the SEETHE this movie is and will generate
Based garden gnomes.
what if something bad happened and a lot of people died
holy shit they’d be so malding lmao
>Story about a black woman being quiet
So the premise is already ridiculous
You know what im not even mad that they race swapped Ariel
Im mad because it looks like shit despite a race swapped ariel
>it looks like shit
The outfits look cheap
the setting isnt even the same if these are to be the same scenes in the movie
It looks like cheap halloween costumes
They couldnt even be half assed to try and replicate the buggy that was in the animated film
just called up an amish guy and stole his
They didnt even bother to do anything with the negresses hair. They can keep it in dread but at least try to style it someway
Furthermore that frame doesnt seem vibrant and colorful
It reeks of cheapness and apathy
The dreadlocks are REALLY bugging me. I mean, there is so much wrong with this whole thing, but I might have been able to get over it, but having a mermaid, who spends ALL her time under water, have dread locks? Are you fucking SHITTING me? Like fuck, c'mon, brush that shit OUT. Fucking awful, this film looks embarrassing.
I'm not the person you're replying to but they could have picked a black actress with a cute face. She does have a nice body, but it's a Disney movie, so we won't be seeing much of that anyways. It just comes down to average and ugly people like me wanting to see attractive people on the big screen.
looks poop-brown, definitely smells like it too
Here's your Disney Princess
get some taste you absolute brownie
What do you mean? She's cute, young, and would have been perfect for this movie. All they would have to do is cast an actor along side her who is within 2-3 years of her age and it would have been perfect as a live action Disney movie. If you think she's too young, then why do all the Disney Princesses look young as cartoons and not 30 year old spinsters?
Fuck off, mutt
She would have been fucking perfect. Does it really hurt society to recreate a live action version of the Disney animated version of the Little Mermaid? Its what everyone wanted, right? Like when you say live action remake of the little mermaid, we expect something similar to the animated film.
Why couldnt they have filmed with an actress who actually LOOKS like the traditional Arial? Ok, so shes white and a redhead. Its ONE MOVIE. Like, give white redheads one fucking movie....
She looks so horrifyingly out of place, and it really, really boggles my mind that this is the direction they went in.
There's the danger of it becoming iconic and the best live action Disney movie because it stayed true to the source material. If that were to happen it would lead to fans demanding Disney stay true to the original stories in other instances as well. At least by doubling down like this they have agreements with theaters to put this movie on around the world and will be able to recoup a lot of their money even if it bombs.
Nah those are considered negative traits to casting directors nowadays plus she's white which is another redflag
This chick has a good body but her face is 6-7 at best. Ariel would be better played by a lithe yet feminine woman with a gorgeous face. Assuming she's a White redhead in both choices here
Who would you cast?
1986 Jennifer Connelly with her hair dyed red
>6-7 out of 10, wouldn’t bang
fa/tv/virgins, every time
You spamming some random slut isn't going to make me obsessed with her Ranjeep
>mutt calling white girls sluts
>not a slut
Too old. The only women that look like the little mermaid are in their teens for sure
Hey I'll give them credit, they cast a girl that looks like a fish
to all the chuds in this thread, please know that ginger pale skinned girls cannot act and smell bad. That is why.
Acting is in their blood, actually. You think they were in Wakanda, Africa doing Shakespear 300 years ago? uGH...no.
When they sing "Kiss The Girl" are they going to CG the kiss?
The dude in the pic:
>it’s all so tiresome
damn you cant sneak up on that bitch
AW LAW SHE GON SQUIR GIRL!
MASSSA YOU GONNA MAKE ME SQUIRFFT
MASSA MAKE MY CHERN WYPIPO ME FINNA SQUIRT
Many such cases!
>kid on the left already doing tiktok head pose shit
Social media is poison.
Those are some really photogenic kids, what the fuck.
bro are you serious
Tf's going on with her bottom-half?
Why do we car about le children's movie
>european (not "white" american)
>not an old hag
It looks like a female version of the Predator.
Genuine question: do kids (i mean, real kids not womanchildren) want to see this? Do they actually care at all about this movie?
Wow the new couple have such chemistry! They look so in love compared to dull cartoon.
Looks like a young CIA
I just want the AI bros to make a version where she's a dolphin.
>Make a good cinderella remake
>Every single one afterwards is shit.
>establish good thing
>"ok, now let's dial up the woke"
>things go worse and worse
>get to [cast a POC for snow white] tier
That's what happened.
Casting a non-white actress for Snow White used to be one of those hyperboles that lefties took seriously to dismiss every and any concern against woke-ism. Now it's literally happening, and here's why it's a good thing!
i hate americans
Making the fairy black is one thing but why did they make her a crack addict?
morons are so ugly
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Enough about this shit, you all should be in my thread where we discuss if shrek is gnomish subversion or not.