Yup. Was my first thought, too.
Also that guy is using more wood than is visible in that picture.
In any case, your chances of being found on an island is higher than on a raft, and if you don't know for sure where to go and how the wind/currents work in the area you are just killing yourself.
Better you build a hut, spell out SOS in rocks and hunker down.
>stay on land >potential food source, possible shelter >ocean landmark makes it more likely to be found >chance of survival is at least moderate
>leave land >can only make raft of dubious quality at best >no guarantees of food, no shelter >adrift in the middle of fricking nowhere >essentially doomed
I think the point that the artist is trying to make is that on the surface level complainers seem like annoying, impotent and bothersome and men of action seem extremely appealing in contrast, but on a deeper dive ability to see and bring up the issues is a sign of intelligence, even if it looks like sitting on your ass, and at the very least it isn't making things actively worse.
"The raft grift that has been pitched to you your whole life just stripped your island bare of its few resources and left you locked in to starving and cooking to death in the sun because you are vulnerable to mindless hype"
The artist making the "doer" look like the immediate better choice is the trick of the joke, the reader learns the hard way that they are not immune.
Conserve nature and peaceful life, industry will kill us all. That is the point.
You're fricked either way.
Your only source of fresh drinkable water is rain, and storms are deadly in the middle of the ocean.
You either die of hydration or are swept away by the storm.
Condensation traps you stupid frick
Failing that using the wood to create a fire so you can boil water and create a smoke plume for extra visibility
either way, sure you're likely fricked on an island that small, but you've got infinitely more chance
hell storms can't be that bad in the region either since the island is that small and yet has fully grown trees on it, means that rain should be plentiful, but not to the degree it would just wash away the entire island
>he looks so smooth
Sharks literally grow teeth for scales (literal literally not figurative literally) because nature is fricked. He's the opposite of smooth.
he's right, but sharks are really smooth because it helps them travel through water
if you run your hand along a shark front to back it will feel smooth
the other direction it will feel rough because the teeth point backwards
It's the other way around, teeth originated as scales that got harder around the mouth section.
Shark teeth are just still very similar to their scales.
They are but they're also fricking terrifying when you see them in motion. Idk I've always had a phobia of the ocean and they represent one of the reasons why
Your logic is flawed. I would never frick with a shark and there are some sharks out in the world who would frick with me so your first statement is false.
Plus since I will never be in anywhere near the same environment as a hippo outside of a zoo compared to occasionally being in an environment where sharks may have swum through at some point then being worried about hippos over sharks is silly.
They are but they're also fricking terrifying when you see them in motion. Idk I've always had a phobia of the ocean and they represent one of the reasons why
People need to stop making comics like this. You have no idea of another persons situation or mental state and this is narcissistic crap. I can only imagine the yuppie that made this comic.
There is a space in my brain specifically allocated for pieces of shit like the guy on the left and at this point im not even 100% sure why I fricking despise them
Yeah, I guess it does. But on some level I'd like to think that If im in a shitty situation I'd atleast try to go and do something about it. Not saying that it'd work but I'd rather do something then nothing.
Then you would build a proper shelter, or some other method of helping you get off the island like a fire.
Building yourself a raft in that situation is possibly one of the dumbest things you can do
Quiet literally should have been Chico. I'm genuinely surprised Kojima even bothered with the finger-wagging if she was going to gyrate and climax nearly nude on a wet helipad later.
I was sure the book or movie Unbroken about Louis Zamperini had him mention the more optimistic soldiers were the more likely they would give up and die.
You fail to see the big picture. The guy on the right wasso resourceful that he planted more trees (more stumps are obscured behind those two, clearly!), got them to grow in a short amount of time and then magicked them into a raft. Truly an inspiration.
>has 2 more fully grown trees
No wonder the millennial has nothing to make a boat out of. His trees haven't grown back since boomer Chuck used up all the resources.
Damn... who knew Jesus Christ of Nazareth was such a mopey b***h.
That's why the other guy's building a cross
anon
That's a sick burn.
expected more yous for such a good one
Jesus
You never watched Passion of the Christ?
>I'm thirsty... OH GOD I'M SO THIRSTY
Far enough out to sea dn even the rain is too salty
Meanwhile the guy on the right:
kino
Jesus was not a israelite you homosexual
Anon... Are you moronic?
of course he's moronic, it's from /misc/
he's factually correct. judaism is not the same as hebrew / ancient "judaism" / moses religion
He didn't exist.
Jesus existed more than Mohammad, who was actually fake
yeah he was a Muslim
The most correct answer
Right. Fictional characters can't have a religion.
Empowering you to take your fate into your own hands.
Can someone make the raft be made of peaches?
And also the womans tree has a peach?
>not having the raft be made out of water and the island made out of Pokemon creatures
>That feel when you try to leave a peach for the kids but your husband instead uses it to make a raft to escape the hell island you're all trapped on.
Feels like OP just wants someone to point out that people who try to make their own rafts rarely survive,
Yup. Was my first thought, too.
Also that guy is using more wood than is visible in that picture.
In any case, your chances of being found on an island is higher than on a raft, and if you don't know for sure where to go and how the wind/currents work in the area you are just killing yourself.
Better you build a hut, spell out SOS in rocks and hunker down.
I agree completely
>stay on land
>potential food source, possible shelter
>ocean landmark makes it more likely to be found
>chance of survival is at least moderate
>leave land
>can only make raft of dubious quality at best
>no guarantees of food, no shelter
>adrift in the middle of fricking nowhere
>essentially doomed
Artist is fricking moronic
You must enlist
I think the point that the artist is trying to make is that on the surface level complainers seem like annoying, impotent and bothersome and men of action seem extremely appealing in contrast, but on a deeper dive ability to see and bring up the issues is a sign of intelligence, even if it looks like sitting on your ass, and at the very least it isn't making things actively worse.
"The raft grift that has been pitched to you your whole life just stripped your island bare of its few resources and left you locked in to starving and cooking to death in the sun because you are vulnerable to mindless hype"
The artist making the "doer" look like the immediate better choice is the trick of the joke, the reader learns the hard way that they are not immune.
Conserve nature and peaceful life, industry will kill us all. That is the point.
I'm fairly sure the artist is depicting the guy on the right as being correct, dummy
It might be ironic
Why of course, it is Marxist criticism of the Capitalist rat race!
Thank you for this insightful contribution, comrade.
You accept death too much
>build raft
>get washed back up on the island
You're fricked either way.
Your only source of fresh drinkable water is rain, and storms are deadly in the middle of the ocean.
You either die of hydration or are swept away by the storm.
Condensation traps you stupid frick
Failing that using the wood to create a fire so you can boil water and create a smoke plume for extra visibility
either way, sure you're likely fricked on an island that small, but you've got infinitely more chance
hell storms can't be that bad in the region either since the island is that small and yet has fully grown trees on it, means that rain should be plentiful, but not to the degree it would just wash away the entire island
food source, possible shelter
Where's the fricking not-seawater you dumbass
Left pic should've been a woman
Why the frick has he plastered his username on it three times
just successful people things. you wouldn't understand.
its so people think he's the one who created the image
Just in case any part is taken or edited.
He does draw them but a lot of his images are traced over the works of others.
Post /fitlit/
damn that's embaressing
he looks so smooth
>he looks so smooth
Sharks literally grow teeth for scales (literal literally not figurative literally) because nature is fricked. He's the opposite of smooth.
You're making this up, aren't you?
He's making shit up everybody knows sharks are smooth, that's why they swim so well.
he's right, but sharks are really smooth because it helps them travel through water
if you run your hand along a shark front to back it will feel smooth
the other direction it will feel rough because the teeth point backwards
It's the other way around, teeth originated as scales that got harder around the mouth section.
Shark teeth are just still very similar to their scales.
It's super smooth to one direction and super sandpaper to the other
God I FRICKING HATE sharks so much
Why? They're cool
They are but they're also fricking terrifying when you see them in motion. Idk I've always had a phobia of the ocean and they represent one of the reasons why
Sharks are less likely to frick with you than you are them
You should be afraid of mosquitos, hippos, and any animal that can carry rabies
Your logic is flawed. I would never frick with a shark and there are some sharks out in the world who would frick with me so your first statement is false.
Plus since I will never be in anywhere near the same environment as a hippo outside of a zoo compared to occasionally being in an environment where sharks may have swum through at some point then being worried about hippos over sharks is silly.
Do not ever play Jak and Daxter The Precursor Legacy
Fincel
Hey cutie
Sharks are so beautiful
I feel sorry for you
People need to stop making comics like this. You have no idea of another persons situation or mental state and this is narcissistic crap. I can only imagine the yuppie that made this comic.
People need to stop making comics like this because they're fricking stupid. Raft guy is 100% going to die
I see you've never spent 10 minutes on facebook, and I don't mean that in a condescending way
All motivational bullshit are like that. Many motivational speakers have job as motivational speakers and they earn money by saying do better.
There is a space in my brain specifically allocated for pieces of shit like the guy on the left and at this point im not even 100% sure why I fricking despise them
You despise them because they might be right and that scares you
that's some major cope my friend
because on some level they remind you of yourself
Yeah, I guess it does. But on some level I'd like to think that If im in a shitty situation I'd atleast try to go and do something about it. Not saying that it'd work but I'd rather do something then nothing.
Then you would build a proper shelter, or some other method of helping you get off the island like a fire.
Building yourself a raft in that situation is possibly one of the dumbest things you can do
The guy on the left is a pessimist but at least he's not actively trying to kill himself
It's called being "obsessed" and "letting randos live in your head rent free". Coping and dilating has been shown to help alleviate these symptoms
Well of course the one guy can’t build a raft, the other guy had 3 trees while he only has 2
I fricking love these pictures. Post more of them
Guy on the left is more likely to be found and survive.
Right clearly has an extra tree. Not an equal comparison
You'll have a greater chance on the island then lost in sea.
But the man on the right was on an island with more trees, with enough wood.
why don't the two just work together? they clearly have 5 trees between them. lol
LOL
Guess she wasn't inflated enough.
Quiet literally should have been Chico. I'm genuinely surprised Kojima even bothered with the finger-wagging if she was going to gyrate and climax nearly nude on a wet helipad later.
She needs to breathe.
How did he cut down a tree and then craft a boat of the wood with nothing but his bare hands?
Sawfish.
Now he just need a sailfish and he is good to go.
Just catch a ray.
Ok but the guy on the right has more resources
I was sure the book or movie Unbroken about Louis Zamperini had him mention the more optimistic soldiers were the more likely they would give up and die.
>let the robot see all the way into your colon
Where's the one that claims the island as his?
The new crypto island video hadn't finished rendering yet.
It's leave your comfort zone.
Where are the fricking ropes?!! Is he keeping the pieces of wood together by sticking them with cum?
That's not fair, left had an extra tree
I prefer anime sharks.
What anime is this from?
Gura, a vtuber.
I know, Anon. I was taking the piss.
Oh my mistake. I thought Illustration: Amashiro Natsuki who writes only Japanese lives in the eastern country called japan
>>>/vt/
Gura is American
An American posting anime in Cinemaphile doesn't suddenly make it not an anime girl anymore
The anime shark waifu the deadliest of anime God's waifu
Where'd you get this photo of Jotaro hard at work at his job?
That's not even a shark though, that's just a human girl dressed like one. I'll kill you for making me see this
These aren't sharks
Tag says shark, so it's a shark.
Do people actually watch this shit? You're just watching a twitch prostitute with an avatar.
I like anime and puppets, so sue me.
On the other hand, why would you not watch vrubers instead?
Sweet Anita gives me a raging-throbbing-boner. Anime don't.
Shark pussy.
"Shussy"
Oh man, do I love shussy, if it was up to me I'd eat it every day.
I love that novel about human travel to world where human is replace by animal but human not exist.
>2 trees
>3 trees
Plus those 2 trees guy on right cuts down wouldn't be enough
You fail to see the big picture. The guy on the right wasso resourceful that he planted more trees (more stumps are obscured behind those two, clearly!), got them to grow in a short amount of time and then magicked them into a raft. Truly an inspiration.
>has 2 more fully grown trees
No wonder the millennial has nothing to make a boat out of. His trees haven't grown back since boomer Chuck used up all the resources.
This artist draws characters eerily flat.
I don't know how but it's like there's a depth in the shading.
Why no, I in fact didn't watch The Passion Of The Christ but still feel qualified to talk about religion!
>watching passion of the christ makes you qualified to talk about religion
You really did beef your brain.
Did he punch down the tree like in Minecraft?