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  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Did he have any fight scenes

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      just one but he spent it in a truck the whole time

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        *two fight scenes.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          he was in two fight scenes but the first doesn't count because he was driving the whole time
          the bullet farm was his action scene

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >people get so desperate for a male lead in a girl boss movie that a side character steals the show

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      look at Ken in the Barbie movie. bro was 100% intended to just be a dipshit punching bag character but everyone loved him and he outshined Margot in her own movie
      it's hard to track down now but if you looked at the media's reactions to this when the movie first came out, they were straight seething that everyone liked Ken more than Barbie and tried to act like it was an ironic meme
      when the meme didn't go away, they started leaning into it and pretended it was intentional

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >they started leaning into it and pretended it was intentional
        it was intentional on goose's part at the very least

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >bro was 100% intended to just be a dipshit punching bag character
        Probably wouldn't have cast Goose if that was the goal.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          that's because goose actively harassed greta for the role and she knew that the character needed to be changed

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >bro was 100% intended to just be a dipshit punching bag character
        dude was given an awesome musical number in the climax of the movie thoughever

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Though- words have become the biggest discord troony thing and I'm here for it

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Dementus stole the show. Jack was based though, playing Princess Maker 2 IRL.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I can't figure out what Dementus deal is, was he supposed to be a war Lord? A religious figure? An anarchist?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          A charismatic grifter who doesn’t really know how to lead

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Again I can't figure out if even that is the case, is it that he doesn't know how to lead or does he ruin stuff on purpose because he wants to cause destruction?

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              his monologue with furiosa is another one of those libtarded philosophical amalgamations that means to imply he is just another heckin nihilist consumed by hate who goes around fricking shit up from one place to the other with no purpose because hate begets hate or some shit. also if she kills him he becomes just like her

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                I'd give you a proper response but the fact that you didn't understand his final monologue makes me wonder why I should bother

                >is it that he doesn't know how to lead or does he ruin stuff on purpose because he wants to cause destruction?
                bit of both
                dementus is charismatic to a fault, he can easily attract loyal followers but cannot properly lead them and will make stupid moves in a split second because of how demented he is
                the guy literally changes his name every time he unlocks a new skin, from lord dementus to red dementus to dark dementus

                I completely missed that he went by Dark Dementus at one point

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >I completely missed that he went by Dark Dementus at one point
                it was his final form

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              >is it that he doesn't know how to lead or does he ruin stuff on purpose because he wants to cause destruction?
              bit of both
              dementus is charismatic to a fault, he can easily attract loyal followers but cannot properly lead them and will make stupid moves in a split second because of how demented he is
              the guy literally changes his name every time he unlocks a new skin, from lord dementus to red dementus to dark dementus

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Happens constantly

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Burke is a fantastic actor. Anyone here seen him in CB Strike??

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    So, Mad Max but without Max but just a random dude in same universe.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      max is in the movie, jack is very much designed to be a max-like though

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Interceptor looks the closest it ever has to the first movie here. Still has the lower front bodywork, which was gone at the start of Road Warrior, interesting stuff.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Interceptor looks the closest it ever has to the first movie here.
          well that's technically not the original interceptor so max just didn't mod it as much
          the timeline between these films is so fricked now it's pretty much impossible to figure it out

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            it's not complicated it is just a rebuilt interceptor from scratch

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Dis homie eatin’ beans? Really?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          beats canned dog food

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      No, it is a Furiosa movie from start to finish but i, as a man, can't relate to a female character.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I can't relate to shitty cgi.

        Dis homie eatin’ beans? Really?

        Dinki-Di

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    When he gets a competent bommie knocker operator that doesn't have dick arms.

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Make a Praetorian Jack movie
    >On the same budget of Mad Max 2 (inflation adjusted)
    >No CGI
    >All in camera effects
    >No woke/Leftist bullshit, just a story about a guy trying to do what’s right in a world that’s lost its humanity
    >Does NOT feature Furiosa, the Citadel, or anything else related to Nu-Max
    >Becomes most profitable film of the last 20 years
    They don’t have the balls to do it right.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >No CGI
      impossible at this point, miller turned into another lucas. furiosa would unironically be doing better at the box office right now if they hadn't returned to australia and then caked the film with cgi in order to look like namibia

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't possible in Fury Road and it'll never be possible.
        Even Nolan uses some CGI to make his effects look better.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          cgi in fury road was used for explosions, the sandstorm and layering the stunts over one another, that was really about it. in the 80s/90s there would have been more miniature work is all the difference
          there was still a frickton of practical work in fury road so it still is possible, but some jackoff tried to convince the industry that computers in the long run are a cheaper way to make films and create visuals that are impossible. nothing is impossible, it just takes the right ingenuity to come along.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            And CGI in Furiosa was used for the background and some characters, the rest was practical.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >a guy trying do right in a world that's lost its humanity
      You have never seen the road warrior

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        nta but max only swings his head around when he's lost the car and dog
        before then he's very selfish and purely survival-oriented
        thunderdome is when he truly becomes human again and fights for a cause without trying to get a bargain out of it and that's why the film is underrated

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed that's why I think the guy hasn't seen road warrior
          >I'm just here for the gas

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            he probably hasn't seen it since he's clearly a gay and couldn't withstand kino of this level

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              Why DID humongus do it?

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                because like the rest of the wastelanders he's moronic lol

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Take your meds

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >barely 30 mins of this character's screentime
    >tragically tortured to death
    why did George Miller do this? I thought mad max was supposed to be FUN

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I thought mad max was supposed to be FUN

      My sweet summer child...

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      tortured to death
      The entire first hour is torture porn-lite. b***h lives in a paradise and it's all downhill from there. That status quo can never be topped. The fail-journey of the mom took way too long.

      Moreover it bothered me how the story gave no catharsis to pretty much anything. Octoboss' end was lame and felt censored, and he last-second took out that midget who I wouldn't have minded to be around more, which was a win for him.
      Not-max gets fricked off off-screen. An epic showdown gets relegated to 'a 40-day battle' with a half-baked montage, which I thought was serious bullshit. And dementor gets one of the dumbest revenge endings that for me came out of nowhere but also was nothing new at the same time, like some kind of lame hybrid between Fallout 3 and The Fountain.

      This movie is ass.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        ' end was lame
        He was sucked into the tommyknocker with his flying motorcycle and trailing parachute are you moronic
        who I wouldn't have minded to be around more
        Ok your moronic and you're opinion doesn't count

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >He was sucked into the tommyknocker with his flying motorcycle and trailing parachute are you moronic

          Are you? We didn't see shit. Meanwhile in FR Joe gets his spine sucked out through his jaw or whatever. It was a quick end, but brutal.
          Octoc**t got a slower death in theory but the movie averts our eyes like the little b***h it is

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Awe I sorry you didn't see octoboss' corpse spinning around behind the rig for ten minutes like you wanted, moron

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              Why do you watch movies? Specifically bread and circus-shit like this? Do you think a movie set in the MM universe should be couth and inoffensive?

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >We didn't see shit
            we don't see the blood and guts sure but we still see octochad get sucked into the ballbag machine

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              >we don't see anything
              >but we do

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing should've even happened to joe because it's just a mask he puts over his face every morning.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >>He was sucked into the tommyknocker with his flying motorcycle and trailing parachute are you moronic
          >greenscreen man waving his arms while riding a CGI flying motorbike knocked out by a weightless CG weapon in a fake looking CG landscape
          woah sugoi sugoi

  8. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    obi wan kenobi

  9. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    he was honestly a pretty boring character who just served as a blank good guy to enable furiosa
    it's just kino to watch people being competent

  10. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Praetorian Jack: A Furiosa Fable: A Mad Max Story

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Eventually the "Mad Max" will be dropped from title and it'll be the Furiosa franchise.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        no it won't, furiosa isn't set to be in the wasteland

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          The entire Furiosa movie was in the wasteland except the very opening.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            i know, i'm talking about the other planned movie which is titled mad max: the wasteland. it might become a streaming series now due to furiosa flopping unless the overseas bo can save it, and kojima is shilling hard to make it a success in japan.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      it'd be kino, like they just take the 3rd most important character in each movie and do a spinoff about them until we eventually get a mad max about a cabbage farmer or some shit

  11. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    This character is fricking gay

    A discount max in every sense of the definition. Frick Miller

  12. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

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  13. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  14. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    bro dont sell me cope were never getting wasteland are we

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      i already told you, it's either going to turn into a streaming series or be another film if the overseas box office can save the movie, which kojima is currently trying to do in japan. overseas box office is what saved fury road, the film was technically a flop but it had strong reception and did well on home media sales so wb said frick it one more go

  15. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    were dementus and furiosa miscast or would it have not even mattered if we had the og furiosa and not chris hemsworth, whats weird is i bought hemsworth for the first act and then he just turned marvel reddit for the rest of the movie

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      they both did a great job with the characters as they were written
      i don't think the problem was with them, it's more with the pacing and plot of the movie

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