Predator

>"Oh! The alien that has intergalactic space travel, cloaking technology and energy weapons can't see me via it's heat vision because I'm covered in MUD!!!"

That doesn't make sense but ok

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >GRAAAAAHHHHH I fight with honor and justice!
    >BAMBAMBAM hahaha space lasers evaporate tiny human scum BAMBAMBAM I'm invisible truly man is the greatest predator this planet has to offer!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >honor and justice

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When they were shooting in Mexico, the ground was 100°F so everything was red.

    Technically, the soldiers would be invisible to thermal vision.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that's not how thermal vision works

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You'd just change the colour scale brainlet....

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    listen here you gaymoron from outer space
    if your temperature is similar of that of your surroundings, heat vision can't fucking separate you from the fucking background.
    mud cooled his skin down enough to make him undetectable.
    also, PREY IS GARBAGE STOP SHILLING IT

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >if your temperature is similar of that of your surroundings, heat vision can't fucking separate you from the fucking background.
      yes, it can:

      that's not how thermal vision works

      dumb brainlet

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    And humans can fly in metal constructs, send data through the air, and launch devastating weapons of mass destruction from hundreds of miles away.
    None of that really helps or even relate to not getting blown up by an IED strapped to donkeys.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      non-sequitur

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >be a pig
    >have super sensitive skin
    >roll in mud and walk in sun whole day
    >nothing happens because mud protects you from infrared and other light.
    Why do capeshitters start threads about kino movies? Just stay in your capeshit threads instead of acting like a retard in other threads.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >have a fun action film about Arnie having manly muscle handshakes and blowing the fuck out of a jungle as he manly mans the fuck out an alien
    >THIS ISN'T REALISTIC REEEEE

    The state of you

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Predator fucking shit.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >the prey shills are attacking the goat because their movie is bombing

    Kek

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >when the Predator opens with 1. d4 and you respond with the unusual 1... f5

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    L O N D O N

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dude have tried applying for CinemaSins?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    would you rather he eat a magic flower that lowers his body temperature to the same point as a dead person and yet he is still able to move around like normal and doesn't seem affected by the drop in body heat in the slightest. would that be more realistic for you anon

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >predator was about putting humans in the role of the deer being hunted by man
    >camouflage, skinning, using their own vocal calls and using weapons beyond their comprehension for sport
    >this was too big brained for audiences and it got turned i to the aliens basing their entire culture off what should've been a redneck drunk hunter in a vastly technological society
    >they hunt for everything and they desperately want our autism

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      hey, the jungle hunter wasn't a drunk redneck, he was a competent big game hunter. Skully in the new one is a drunk redneck

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        City Hunter definitely was.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's a shame audiences weren't high enough IQ to enjoy this intellectual masterpiece for what it was.
      Me and my friends at my weekly film club meeting often discuss how misunderstood Predator is. Thank you friend, you've given me hope that we aren't alone in seeing that the predator in Predator was, in fact, not man - but the alien.
      Powerful allegory for Reaganism.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >predator was about putting humans in the role of the deer being hunted by man
      >camouflage, skinning, using their own vocal calls and using weapons beyond their comprehension for sport
      now that i think about it this shit is terrifying

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I like Predator 2 a lot but I think it was really Predator 2 that made that whole "civilization of honorable hunters" thing into such a common interpretation. There was no sign in the first movie that all of the Predators were some sort of honor-bound hunters. Actually from the first movie there was not even any way to definitively know that there was more than one of the things. And the Predator in the first movie was inconsistently honorable. It basically only showed two signs of having some kind of hunting code: first when it did not attack the unarmed Anna and second when it decided to fight Arnie hand-to-hand at the end. But at other times it used stealth technology and advanced weapons to kill people without them even knowing it was there. So it really seems to have had some sort of somewhat inconsistent hunters' code of behavior, similar maybe to a hunter who avoids killing baby animals or something like that. It did not seem to have that sort of samurai bushido rigid kind of warrior code that people later on started to invent for it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I can kinda see it. Going back to the deer hunting metaphor from the thread.

        >Predator: You're hunting deer. You're getting some choice trophy and great hunting stories, when one of them manages to slip away. Then the one that got away shows up, obviously trying to get your attention. The deer wants a fucking rematch.

        >Predator 2: You and your buddies are hunting deer. Your buddy comes back beaten to shit. Apparently one of the deer ambushed him. Before you know what's happening the deer breaks into your campsite and murks your buddy. And despite the deer being also beaten to shit, it seems ready to throw down with all of you.

        In both cases, I think any hunter would say: "This is a special goddamn deer" at least. So having them treat Arnie/Glover's charachter differently makes some sort of sense. I agree that having them have a rigid honour code is kinda silly. But the first two Predator movies aren't entirely inconsistent with the Predator just being a hunter.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    pred deez nutz

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >predator
    >they never state what date he predates

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Prey is Kino.

    Maybe better than the original.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >eat orange flower
    >get hypothermia

    ok

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Predators still seething that they lost to some mud covered retard

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's the first planet with mud the predator has been in, how hard can it be to vershet it snietzelsteisen?

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Can we just take a moment to think about the level of respect this Elder had for a human. This is a culture based around the idea of the hunt, so melee weopons like this spear would be a highly honored heirloom in their lines. Perhaps it was just the symbol that got her off Scott-free, but from how the eldar reacts to it, it's safe to assume it must be a symbol that portray that she isn't just another animal to hunt, but a warrior that should be respected for her tenacity if nothing else.

    Youtube comments were a mistake

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Reading the comments of youtube videos is like gazing into the abyss.
      >why do you still read them
      idk man I'm lonely

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    6 millions also don't make sense and I don't see people complaining

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