Grab his vest with both hands and scream a war cry into his face as he joins in and let our warrior spirit merge, for that brief moment we are the fricking rowdy red mist of adrenaline, feeling our blood sing with the thrill of promised glory and WAR to come. We don't really know what's down there, but it doesn't matter, we're going to rip it the frick apart and pick our teeth with its bone fragments.
He's my precious squadmate. It's just bantz, how we show camaraderie toward each other. Friendless losers like you would never understand.
Teabag his corpse when the predator kills him.
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Anon...they're on a plane.
They're on a helicopter and what difference does that make?
>Anon...they're on a plane.
>They're on a helicopter and what difference does that make?
The helicopter blades go 360, check and mate homosexuals!!!FACT!!!
>What are you, a fricking camel? Don't you some fruity feather boa and gaywad outfit to wear on commentary there, Ventura?
What the frick is that supposed to mean
No why you gonna do that? Now I gotta get Mac to shine my boots. I thought you two were friends.
FYI there are rumors that Schwarzenegger just died.
And there's rumors that your mom is a prostitute, I wonder which are more accurate.
ITS NOT A RUMOR
ITZ NOT UH RUMAH
We know anon, she gives great head.
I'd be genuinely upset. Should've died after 'True Lies' though, then he'd be a legend forever. Now he's just a mumbling old fart.
hell be back
>VC in 'nam'd hunt and gut patrols they found cause they stank of tobaccer.
Just give him a look like “Really?” But don’t really care. Basically what Roland did
you would have to probably start fighting him or look like a b***h
>aw frick, i can't believe you've done this
>so you talk the talk, but do you walk the walk?
Meant for op
I wouldn't because I'm not a slack-jawed homosexual.
“What a slack-jawed, homosexual thing to do.”
KNEE JERK REACTION KICK HIM IN THE BALLS. Then probably receive a brutal beating unfortunately.
Now go home and get your fricking shinebox
I'd get up like pic related because I know someone would hold me back.
Cry and jump out of the helicopter to my death... its better than being dismembered by the pred anyway
SEX FER FAVORS
tell him that i’m a goddamn sexual spinosaurus
I ask him to pass the pouch and give me a chaw. I hear that stuff turns you into a sexual tyrannosaurus.
"That's funny, I heard you usually swallow"
!!!FACT!!!
who gives a shit its a combat boot and im about to be in the fricking jungle
Grab his vest with both hands and scream a war cry into his face as he joins in and let our warrior spirit merge, for that brief moment we are the fricking rowdy red mist of adrenaline, feeling our blood sing with the thrill of promised glory and WAR to come. We don't really know what's down there, but it doesn't matter, we're going to rip it the frick apart and pick our teeth with its bone fragments.
Suck it up then spit it back