Predator

>*spits tobacco juice on your boot*

How do you react without looking like either a b***h or a sperg?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's my precious squadmate. It's just bantz, how we show camaraderie toward each other. Friendless losers like you would never understand.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Teabag his corpse when the predator kills him.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon...they're on a plane.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're on a helicopter and what difference does that make?

      • 2 years ago
        CreepyThinMan

        >Anon...they're on a plane.

        They're on a helicopter and what difference does that make?

        >They're on a helicopter and what difference does that make?

        The helicopter blades go 360, check and mate homosexuals!!!FACT!!!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What are you, a fricking camel? Don't you some fruity feather boa and gaywad outfit to wear on commentary there, Ventura?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is that supposed to mean

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No why you gonna do that? Now I gotta get Mac to shine my boots. I thought you two were friends.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And there's rumors that your mom is a prostitute, I wonder which are more accurate.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ITS NOT A RUMOR

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ITZ NOT UH RUMAH

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We know anon, she gives great head.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be genuinely upset. Should've died after 'True Lies' though, then he'd be a legend forever. Now he's just a mumbling old fart.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hell be back

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >VC in 'nam'd hunt and gut patrols they found cause they stank of tobaccer.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just give him a look like “Really?” But don’t really care. Basically what Roland did

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you would have to probably start fighting him or look like a b***h

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >aw frick, i can't believe you've done this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >so you talk the talk, but do you walk the walk?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >aw frick, i can't believe you've done this

        Meant for op

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't because I'm not a slack-jawed homosexual.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    “What a slack-jawed, homosexual thing to do.”

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KNEE JERK REACTION KICK HIM IN THE BALLS. Then probably receive a brutal beating unfortunately.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now go home and get your fricking shinebox

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd get up like pic related because I know someone would hold me back.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cry and jump out of the helicopter to my death... its better than being dismembered by the pred anyway

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SEX FER FAVORS

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tell him that i’m a goddamn sexual spinosaurus

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I ask him to pass the pouch and give me a chaw. I hear that stuff turns you into a sexual tyrannosaurus.

  21. 2 years ago
    CreepyThinMan

    "That's funny, I heard you usually swallow"

    !!!FACT!!!

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who gives a shit its a combat boot and im about to be in the fricking jungle

  23. 2 years ago
    Anon

    Grab his vest with both hands and scream a war cry into his face as he joins in and let our warrior spirit merge, for that brief moment we are the fricking rowdy red mist of adrenaline, feeling our blood sing with the thrill of promised glory and WAR to come. We don't really know what's down there, but it doesn't matter, we're going to rip it the frick apart and pick our teeth with its bone fragments.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Suck it up then spit it back

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