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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're going to make this shit blacker than The Wiz lmao.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's the funniest part.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *less

      It’s Kenya Barris

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It going to be less black, that's the irony.
      Kenya Barris will have this be about how hard it is to be a mulatto.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      whats The Wiz?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Black people version of Wizard of Oz complete with jive talk and rap. It's a complete meme and one of the most out of touch things ever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Discovery saves us when?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blacks and trannies, love drama.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It all gets so tiresome, I'm fatigued

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The last 10 years are beyond clown world and I still have a good 25 years to live. Can't even imagine what other fricked up shit are they planning for the future

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Can't even imagine what other fricked up shit are they planning for the future
        It's pretty easily to imagine, actually. It'll be like the Jedi temple scene in Revenge of the Sith. Except Anakin will be someone like Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz, the clones will be joggers (the golem of choice since slavery days), and the Jedi will be all white people.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this but unironically. Jedi are subversive betas that deserved to be annihilated.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >IS THAT A BLACK WIZARD OF OZ HELP I'M BEING GENOCIDED
          such melodrama/fragility

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Stop noticing larger patterns in movies/tv, and also in real life!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              perpetually crying about every little thing isn't noticing patterns it's being a whiny incel.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                When did moronic hyperbole become totally acceptable? You know you instantly lose all credibility when you make such an obviously wrong statement, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to live on a farm

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        same

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sad when black “people” are more troublesome and smelly than barnyard animals.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Black people would be welcome on those farms, I'm quite sure.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why not both?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I want to live on a farm

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I want to live on a farm

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How do /misc/tards regularly say shit like „i would use public transport if it weren‘t for the Black folk“ but then still get unironically assmad over people calling them racist?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based

        >there's no place like farm
        >there's no place like farm
        >there's no place like farm

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        same

        based

        >dude technology and citylife is... LE BAD because the israelites told me so
        Please frick off, we don't want you here.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >t.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Damn. I actually get that feeling slightly sometimes. Like I'm not a crying agender piece of shit but sometimes outside alone I get a profound sense of loneliness and a fear that it's going to last forever. I remember literally running back to my friends because I felt like they would be gone when I got back.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Then why do you israelites keep talking about how le spooky and le dangerous those peaceful agrarian hicks are?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I frew up on a farm, homosexual, and I have a landscaping business. Meanwhile, dipshits like you couldn't even make a salad, much less grow the plants necessary for one.
          If you homosexuals could stop with the projection for one second.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You will never be a woman, Doreen

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What are you talking about? The prevailing ((narrative)) is that it's desirable to be a big-city bugman living in a broom closet apartment and being surrounded by minorities.

          Anyway, fingers crossed this won't end up happening, like the Princess Bride remake that got axed right after it was announced due to the backlash. But it probably will, because cancelling it will be "racist".

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You will never be a woman, Doreen

            I frew up on a farm, homosexual, and I have a landscaping business. Meanwhile, dipshits like you couldn't even make a salad, much less grow the plants necessary for one.
            If you homosexuals could stop with the projection for one second.

            Then why do you israelites keep talking about how le spooky and le dangerous those peaceful agrarian hicks are?

            Then why do you israelites keep talking about how le spooky and le dangerous those peaceful agrarian hicks are?

            >t.

            You do know that, objectively, rural areas have the highest suicide rates and drug usage rates, correct?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Also the lowest murder despite poverty and drugs so what's that say about Black folk

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        shut up dicky

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based

        go live on a farm then we will take care of the white girls

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lol, they have to want you though. And no one does.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Giga cope lmfao. I only frick white girls.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sure you do, blackcel.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Your dreams don't count.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sure you do, blackcel.

            Your dreams don't count.

            Just be white, bro.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Pictured real life Ryo-Ohki

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I used to be fatigued. But recently, my fatigue has metastasized into a more severe condition...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Wizard of 40 Oz

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I am the great and powerful Oz

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >implying The Wizard won't be Snoop Dogg

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ayyy be cool wit the dogg behind the facetime y'all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Omg Yakub is real?
        This is what they don't want us to see...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why is he so shiny.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Same reason a balloon is shiny when you blow it up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking hell.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Prety gud.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick my sides

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The post.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Go to the store and ask for a 40

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        whachu know bout that?
        prolly nothin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *golf clap*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I clapped

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do people actually say it like that? We only used superior metric system here but I always thought the word was 'ounces'

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i just pronounce it the same way the title of the best buttrock album of all-time is pronounced

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the flying monkeys will be an allegory for monkeys that can fly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >those coked eyes
      Now that's a good version to watch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the flying monkeys will be the ONLY white men in the whole movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >DEH!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ozma will be a troony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tin Woodman is called Tin Woodperson, and is looking for a gender instead of a heart

      The dog is going to be entirely computer generated and it will talk.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If The Wiz came out today Cinemaphile would be mad about muh blackwashing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, see, you frickers always leave out context.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me how The Wiz isn't "woke" just because it came out before you were born.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Did they constantly reference slavery or BLM? Did they constantly talk shit about white people?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They will make the wicked with be trump or something.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Of course they will and they will mention George Floyd.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Wiz isn't woke at all. It's a perfect example of how to PROPERLY do "race swapping." The Wiz doesn't take away from the OG Wizard of Oz in any way.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bingo.

            The white Wizard of Oz was 10/10.

            The black The Wiz was 10/10.

            This thing being made now is a Globohomosexual Wizard of Oz that will be hated by anyone with a soul, white or black.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Stop it homie. You would be crying about Michael Jackson playing the Scarecrow if it's happen today.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              the wiz was silly as frick, and its not like it was a big deal back then
              there's a difference between making fun of something bad and shitting on something woke

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              a black dude in an all black movie?
              oh no the horror

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Tell me how The Wiz isn't "woke" just because it came out before you were born.
          It's a parody.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the wizards of Chicago

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tin Woodman is called Tin Woodperson, and is looking for a gender instead of a heart

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It'll probably just have Dorothy live in the city instead of being a country girl. Oz itself will probably be similar to the original movie but won't have many Munchkins.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off with the remakes dude, seriously.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The post that finally stopped the madness.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure it will be directed by Lin Manuel Miranda and be full of trannies and black people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ftmman singing "if I only had a wiener"

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WE WUZ WIZ

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t they already do a prequel starring James Franco and Mila Kunis? Why remake one of the greatest movies of all time?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      copyright. the James Franco thing was another studio trying really hard not to get sued making a book adaptation that looks similar but different to the classic film that's actually good.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Buck Status: Broken
    https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/07/black-ish-creator-kenya-barris-files-for-divorce/

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >modern reimagining
    >modern spin
    my 2 favorite new quotes

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it always black people? Are they the planned replacement demographic?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're the designated shock troops since slavery days. They were transported here for a reason.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People aren't afraid of Asians or Hispanics murdering you and burning down your neighborhood if you offend them. There isn't a need to constantly appease asians or hispanics.
      Seriously, coexisting with joggers is like being a battered housewife.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everything is so predictable and samey, people aren’t bored yet? It’s really gonna take the entire first half of this new decade? Waste of time and culture, leftist is so lame.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ftm trans Ozma x Lesbian Dorothy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Lesbians
      Not unless the trannies claim Ozma as one their own. Which will inevitably happen

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh boy!
      Yes slay! SOOOOOO many people other than nigs just love these shows!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        unironically this. these shows were made for white middle class libs to feel better about themselves and their unhealthy fear of black people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >black AF
      >both characters are 3/8th black at most, and known for being white

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's basically the same as Black-ish, Mixed-Ish, and Grown-ish.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yikes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >black AF
      >both characters are 3/8th black at most, and known for being white

      That's basically the same as Black-ish, Mixed-Ish, and Grown-ish.

      Hollywood multimillionaires who are 50% white or more acting like they're the spokesperson for the black experience, and how horrible and evil white people are. Despite most of them being raised by a white single mother because their black dads abandoned them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thats literally just obama and kamala

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not a single thing you said is true

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >black-ish
      >blackAF
      What's next for the black expanded universe?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We can only hope for a 'so bad it's good' now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shaft was pretty good.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Kenya Barris

    The Wicked Witch will be a plantation owning Karen

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The munchkins will be cucked cis white males and the heroes will be brave trans black crippled muslims
    The wicked witch will be a beautiful European woman, Dorothy will be a 300lb black/asian who wins every argument with her superior head swinging sassy attitude
    The good with will be current gay israeli man who teaches dorothy how to navigate this terrain when wypipo are after her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The good with will be current gay israeli man who teaches dorothy how to navigate this terrain when wypipo are after her
      Good witch will be a gay israeli drag queen. Maybe black.
      Calling it now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lizzo would make a great Dorothy. Hunter Schaffer can be the good witch.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Non-binary lead, maybe trans, black or Latinx, Sidecut or bald.
    Cowardly Lion will be the only white guy in the movie (The Man Behind the Curtain will be an American mutt)
    Tinman will be black and British.
    Scarecrow will be a woman.
    Oz will just be a voice, no projected face.
    Wicked Witch will be misunderstood and only there to placate Oz/Man Behind the Curtain, she'll get redeemed.
    It won't be the Wicked Witch that hits the Good Witch with a house, but a fluke brought on by Oz pressuring the Wicked Witch and him forcing her hand.
    Flying monkeys will have one minor scene where they're kinda scary, but the harsh music will give way when one of them tries to help somebody from falling.

    There will be a scene involving a literal glass ceiling being broken through by the lead.
    There will be a line about "40 acres and a mule."
    'Patriarchy' will show up in the script.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >There will be a scene involving a literal glass ceiling being broken through by the lead
      Hilarious, and likely true

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >black and British.
      No such thing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        anon…

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Oz will just be a voice, no projected face.
      Oz will be a black scientist who invented everything in our world but had to escape to Oz because the Klan was trying to lynch him. He uses an old white guy robot to hide himself when they discover who he is the first time.
      That's why he doesn't let anyone see him(also the Tinman was invented by Oz as a prototype for his white robot double).

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dorothy will be a white girl. Everyone else will be a Black person or at least some kind of brown mutt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dorothy will be a white girl.
      0% chance

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why not?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dorothy will be a white girl
      Yea prob, can’t spite by-far the most valuable consumer demographic around right now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Wicked Witch of the West and the flying monkeys will be white. Everyone else will be black. Glinda the Good Witch will be played by Jada Plinkett Smith.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hunter shafer will play glinda.

        >More Diversity (Dorothy will be black, Glinda will be black and bald)
        >Munchkins will be changed to be less offensive. Maybe even a name change.
        >LOTS of cgi
        >Pitbull Toto

        Glinda will look like this.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Return to Oz was kino

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who will play toto

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a pitbull
      too ez

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Cast a Pitbull as Todo
        >It mistakes the Munchkins as toddlers and mauls multiple actors

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          o i am laffin

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        MR WORLDWIDE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      entirely cgi when he appears for two scenes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Holland

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kevin Hart

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    FPBP
    The wizard of Oz will be a fat white man while Dorothy is a strong womyn of color with daddy issues. Tin man is gay while the Lion is a Latinx queer trans person and afraid of the monkey pox.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Wizard of Oz will be an obvious Trump analogue.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’d be afraid too. Have you seen those things?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, Wizard is a black woman, the good witch is a black woman, wicked witch of the west is white (not even green), dorothy is a mutt, one of dorothy's companions will be asian, one will be gay and white, and one will be brown.

      Oh, and Toto will be a shitbull lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You mean the flying monkey pox

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT THE CONCEPT TRAILER LEAKED https://youtu.be/CGtnHaEK66s

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dorothy will be a white girl and will date the scarecrow who will be black.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a black guy not having a brain
      what is this, frickin fantasy land???

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The good witch will be an effeminate black male in a dress.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >BREAKING
    ???

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    in order to appeal to modern Asian moviegoers the role of Toto will be played by a block of dog flavored tofu

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >kenya barris
    >reimagining the wizard of oz

    I fricking love this shit bros.
    They literally 42% themselves at every possible turn. It’s almost like there’s a push to showcase how incompetent shitskins and women and gays are. It’s amazing to behold their willingness to destroy and progress we had given them.

    Tldr yes please. Accelerate

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yoooooo bro I just deadass click my red kicks 3 times and I get to go home no cap. Stole that drip from a witch

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they actually already made a Black folk of oz, but I'd guess it won't be full black version (which was in it's own way kind of interesting) but a corporate diverse one. Probably black dorothy, an asian, latino, etc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >essence of the African American experience
      >blacks taking something from whites
      >written and produced by israelites
      Seems about right

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Blacks
    >Wizard is white
    >Character always had their desires but white man was keeping them down
    >Red slippers are Air Jordans

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here is your cowardly lion

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Call it "Down the Yellow Brick Road" and cast nothing but clinically moronic people. The more moronic the bigger the role.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think we're in Compton anymore!

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hunter shafer will play glinda.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Black Panther instead of the Lion.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A BUNCH OF N[REDACTED] AND ~~*K[REDACTED]*~~ AND G[REDACTED]

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the Black person of oz

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Idris alba as the wizard of oz

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Toto

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing they are changing is at the very end. When Dorthy clicks her heals together he one wish is to go black.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So when she clicks her heels, it becomes a BlackedRaw gangbang

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The best way to do it wouldn't be to make it a remake of the old movie but a new interpretation of the source material. There's fourteen Oz books to draw from, it should be something different than the original film.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it should but people are stupid so it will be assumed the movie is all that ever existed

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST REMAKE THIS IP THAT IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN AND HAS BEEN REMADE 100 DIFFERENT TIMES ALREADY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The two most well known adaptations so far (The Wizard of Oz with Dorothy Garland and The Wiz) were entirely respectful of the source material.

      This will just be globohomosexual garbage. Half the cast will be race-tokens and half will he be lgbtpedo-tokens.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why speculate any further, we already know the correct answer.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >creator of Blackish
    Top fricking kek, you just can’t make this crap up.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 toto is a pittbull

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      checked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      stop it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its going to be one giant pus squirting and bleeding gash marching down the yellow brick road.

    and we will give it a five minute standing ovation.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it'll be really dark but also grounded in 2020 armerican urbanism

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all I know is the meme crop from it will be bountiful

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dorthy is black obviously
    >She’s from Atlanta
    >Hip Oriented dances and songs
    >Megan The Stallion as Wicked Witch of the West
    >Lady Gaga as the good witch
    >Oompa Loompas do a rap battle
    >Todo replaced with a gay Hispanic gay
    >WE AINT IN ATLANTA ANYMORE TODO!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll get you... And your little maricon too
      Line doesn't flow

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Wizard of Oz was a big allegory for America right? The Strawman is farmer who lacks a brain, The Lion is the military who lacks courage and The Tin Man is an industrialist who lacks a heart. So in the reboot it'll reflect modern aspirations and anxieties of America. So there'll be The Black Man who lacks welfare, The Latinx Man who lacks citizenship and The White Woman who lacks a heart. Oz will look like a giant white guy but there will be a israelite behind the curtain; in the end he tell the federal reserve to print more money while Money Machine plays by 100 gecs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Wizard of Oz is a Theosophic (Satanic) fairy tale, literally

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gays or trannies everywhere probably

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Kenya Barris
    >All n-word themed films
    well, you know how... it was already done in the 80s anyways

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yo I'm black n' shit yo, debate me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you homie why you homies always being homies?

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >writers name is literally kenya
    Yeah, I don't know. I wouldn't go so far as to assume that there will be very many Black folks in it, though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      witnessed

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/nazi-doctors-hitler-was-gay-took-female-hormones

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're slipping

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You’re dilating

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The homie of Oz. We were munchkins and sheeeit

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The wizard of israelites !

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WE WUZ WIZERDS N SHEEEET

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The evil white Wizard will actually be the bad guy. Dorothy will join with the Witch and kill him. Like, horribly. The Good Witch will also be evil, but then she'll turn good by the end, because she's a white woman.

    In fact, you know what? It'll be a hamfisted allegory about Jim Crow south. The pre-Oz sequence won't be some idyllic rural scene, but some horror sequence about all wypipo are racist, and when Dorothy (De'Latrine in the remake) wakes up, the "and you were there!" scene will be about how the white supremacy she fought against in Oz mirrors how racist modern America is.

    It's all so tiresome.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I CANT WAIT TO WATCH
    > the Blacks of Oz
    😀

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Wow anon are you prescient can you find the winning lottery numbers?

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The wiz but with even more blacks

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ohvey shut it down

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The big floating Oz head will be George Floyd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ayo dorthy you best be lettin' me be gettin' all up in them GUTS

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    move along folks, nothing else to see here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      ohvey shut it down

      [...]
      Wow anon are you prescient can you find the winning lottery numbers?

      Ok, what did I miss

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the Wizard of Oz need to be remade? Why doesn't Hollywood have any shred of imagination left in them? Why can't they come up with new ideas? If they don't have any ideas, why not give the production and budget to people who do? There are tons of people with amazing ideas and vision out there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >If they don't have any ideas, why not give the production and budget to people who do?
      don't be anti-semetic anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does the Wizard of Oz need to be remade?
      I'm guessing that WB needs to keep making Wizard of Oz content to ensure they can keep the rights to the 1930s Oz movie and all the stuff in it like the yellow brick road.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because they want it out before Wicked comes out, since the only reimagining of WoO that actually sells is Wicked and it's been in production limbo hell for decades.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The original Oz movie was israelite pozzed as well. L. Frank Baum’s Oz books were political allegories about sound money (Dorothy's slippers were silver), where the the Wicked Witches of the East and West represented israelite bankers and it had a bunch of other stuff. Ron Paul type stuff that they twisted into something else entirely.

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cowardly Lion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tin Man

      These aren't bad choices for a black wizard of Oz.

      Scarecrow

      Horrible, I love Key is only good with Peele
      Also,
      Since Kenya Barris is making it, this girl will be Dorethy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Donald Glover's net worth: $35 million

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >More Diversity (Dorothy will be black, Glinda will be black and bald)
    >Munchkins will be changed to be less offensive. Maybe even a name change.
    >LOTS of cgi
    >Pitbull Toto

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/7xpoaWL.png

      Predict how it will be "reimagined."

      Dwarf actors, who normally struggle to get work, will be unemployed because Peter Dinklage whined that it was somehow offensive.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pretty white people
        why thank you peter

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tin Man

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this one of those thing where the company has to make a movie to retain the rights of an IP so they force something out?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They didn't want to do it, they had to!
      More likely, this is very deliberate. They hate the original for not being """diverse""", so they're trying to pervert and replace it.

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scarecrow

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People are saying it'll be a black movie, but The Wiz already exists. I'm thinking they're going to make it ULTRA gay instead. Like, Dorthy's a lesbian. The Tin Man is trans. The Cowardly Lion is cowardly because he's afraid of coming out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      Glinda will look like this.

      Glinda will be like the Fairy Godmother in the new Cinderella movie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People are saying it'll be a black movie, but The Wiz already exists. I'm thinking they're going to make it ULTRA gay instead. Like, Dorthy's a lesbian. The Tin Man is trans. The Cowardly Lion is cowardly because he's afraid of coming out.

        Tariq Nasneed is right about most things, despite his obvious sissy fetish.
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geraldine_Jones_(character)

        If only he stopped hating whites, and started hating the ((people)) actually responsible for emasculating black men in movies and music videos.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Also, didn’t they already make a show that was a modern version of Wizard of Oz

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wicked Witch of the West

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      These aren't bad choices for a black wizard of Oz.
      [...]
      Horrible, I love Key is only good with Peele
      Also,
      Since Kenya Barris is making it, this girl will be Dorethy.

      Scarecrow

      Tin Man

      Cowardly Lion

      I'm ok with these

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ngl that's some on point stunt nigcasting

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kino casting. Cinemaphile did it better than hollywood.

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm detecting some sort of through-line in this man's filmography, but I can't quite place it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black guy here many black people dislike him and his shows. Largely because of what you've noticed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's unsurprising that ethnonarcissists make movies that are obsessed with their race.
      >"Things on the outside like our skin color or our hair texture or noses, our smiles and eyes make us who we are."
      >"Isn't it cool, Elmo?" Wes asks.
      >"Very cool," Elmo responds.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm detecting some sort of through-line in this man's filmography, but I can't quite place it.

        https://i.imgur.com/7xpoaWL.png

        Predict how it will be "reimagined."

        And despite the grotesque overrepresentation of 13% of the population, and despite everyone deifying them and giving them constant preferential treatment in every aspect of society, they'll still whine and complain that they're oppressed and deserve more roles.

        It will never, ever be enough. At least, not until this happens:

        >Can't even imagine what other fricked up shit are they planning for the future
        It's pretty easily to imagine, actually. It'll be like the Jedi temple scene in Revenge of the Sith. Except Anakin will be someone like Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz, the clones will be joggers (the golem of choice since slavery days), and the Jedi will be all white people.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"but what if Elmo's singing along to his favorite song? is it ok to say it then?"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >"but what if Elmo's singing along to his favorite song? is it ok to say it then?"
          Hell naw.
          >Invites white girl onstage to sing his own song.
          >Gets upset when she sings the song.
          Why are they like this?

          https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/kendrick-lamar-white-fan-rap-n-word-racism-concert-explained-a8423101.html

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Donald Glover's net worth: $35 million

            They're awfully ungrateful to the fans who made them successful. Probably the majority of their respective audiences.

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just not going to watch it, that's all.

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dark side of the rainbow is better than Wizard of Oz

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oz

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there's like 30 fricking books but let's only focus on the movie
    god I hate normalgays

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not lack of originality. It's a deliberate destruction of the past- more specifically, destruction of European culture.

      If they actually wanted to uplift black people, they'd tell original stories instead of blackwashing white ones. But uplifting blacks was never the goal. The goal is revenge.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >But uplifting blacks was never the goal. The goal is revenge.
        For example, the actress who played the mayoral candidate in the new Batman.
        Like many, she'd gladly let an innocent black woman get murdered, in the name of revenge.

        Anyway, this new Wizard of Oz movie will bomb, no one will see it or like it. And it won't matter because the studio makes more money from Blackrock ESG points than from the box office.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >And it won't matter because the studio makes more money from Blackrock ESG points than from the box office.
          Then why are so many companies like Warner Brothers-Discovery now going the opposite of woke and cancelling 100 million dollar finished movies like batgirl?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No one gives a frick about the books. People like the movie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this
        it's a kino board not some homosexual reading board you ugly dipshits

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "Dorothy" is going to a trans black womxn

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Good witch is trans and black.

    The Wicked Witch is no longer green, now orange and talks like Trump.

    Lollipop guild are actual lollipops because little people in movies are problematic somehow, I don't know frick Dinklage.

    Dorothy is Pakistani

    Flying monkeys are all white faced and white furred and wear red hats with conspicuous white text on them.

    The lion, scarecrow and tinman will still be played by white (read: israeli) actors, but they will all be grotesque looking and stupid with their negative traits played up times ten. The Tin Man is cruel and uncaring, the scarecrow is a himbo with blonde straw hair, the cowardly lion is fat and his mane forms a neckbeard and he depends on Dorothy to do everything for him. Dorothy rescues herself and solves all her problems on her own 'cause she don't need no man. She throws water on the witch -named Karen in this version- and instead of melting her it washes off the orange paint. She refuses to return to Kansas because "It's full of racist whites anyway" and instead rules over Oz as queen with the witch as her lesbian partner.

    I hate myself for writing this.

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really wish we could get adaptations of the other books in the series. Same for Charlie & the Chocolate Factory. Return to Oz was great.

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Wicked Witch will become the Wicked Warlock. He will be the only White Man.

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so fricking tired of looking at their faces. They're almost every commercial now, too.

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Morgan Freeman as The Wizard
    Millie Bobby Brown as Dorothy
    Hunter Schafer as Scarecrow
    Isabelle Fuhrman as Tin Woman
    Laverne Cox as the Lioness
    Natalie Wynn as Glinda
    Abigail Thorn as the Wicked Witch of the West

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Renamed the Grand Wizard of Oz.

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tinman

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lil' Dorothewha running from plantation.
    Crushing evil White Wizard of the North/West.
    Melting the same.
    Aided by the Good Shaman of Da South.
    Teamed op with Leo Goldstein, Simpy Woodcutter and Strawwomyn.

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Amandla Stenberg as Dorothy

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there was already an all-black remake
    be triggered elsewhere

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was made honestly and jokingly.
      Now it would be rammed up people's brains as the only correct and serious version.
      Expect KKK allusions, gays, trans and evil wizard of TrumpOZ galore.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        all media now exists to be an anarcho-tyrannical boot on the collective neck of whites, applied in perpetuity by Black folk and israelites for the benefit of israelites mostly

        any opposition to this world order is neutered: "oh heavens! why are they doing this? imagine if the opposite happened?"

        until one day, the avatar on fox news in 2040 is talking about traditional trans families still being under attack by mormon terror cells and rogue catholic cartel gangs, Jan 6th Remembrance Day, why the smart track DNA verified system was necessary, and how the republicans joining the democrats in the war of 2030 to arrest all gun owners was necessary to stop white supremacy once and for all, and how only blacks and israeli private security being allowed to be armed was a white terrorist conspiracy theory, despite the laws passed by commissar obama in 2032 banning sales to anyone with over 9% European DNA

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they aren't anti-white, they are pro-Black person, look how they are now trying to accuse indian movies of being racist because they have no black people

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            bollywood movies have a certain fun and charm that israelitelywood movies lack. frick them

            does a israelite just see something normal or natural or beautiful or REGULAR and go, "how can i pervert or black that? why isn't it ugly like my own physical and spiritual likeness? how can i subvert what NORMAL means in their children's minds?

            yes that is what they do. they eat breath and sleep subversion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How are they finna top Michael Jackson and Diana Ross in their shit remake starring Zendaya and Kendrick Lamar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no you don't understand it was totally different because...well it just was okay?!?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly.

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    korea already did it better

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black people try to steal a wind turbine, it accidentally causes a tornado, kills 50 twerkers, and blows Do’thy to Oz

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol idc about some gay musical full it with blacks and lesbians will probably be funny to see femcels seethe about it.

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    John Waters once said if they ever tried to remake the Wizard of Oz he would actively root for it to fail. I too will hope it fails.

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    jannies cant delete this post but they cant delete the memories

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make it a horror
    Here's will smith meeting the tin man

  106. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"reimagining"

  107. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Barris was born in Inglewood, California, the second of five children. He was named after Kenya due to his father visiting the country.[1]
    Kek.

  108. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    blackAF is actually pretty damn funny

  109. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dorothy will be played by Gabourey Sidibe.
    >Zeke will be played by Queen Latifah
    >The Wicked Witch will be a israeli transexual and actually one of the good guys
    >Idris Elba will play Hickory
    >Scarecrow will also be a israeli transexual
    >the movie will flop cartoonishly
    >a series of seething articles will come out, lecturing and blaming the movies failure on the White patriarchy

  110. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PLEASE BE FAKE

  111. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >CTRL+ F "The Wizard of Poz
    >0 results
    You're sloping Cinemaphile

  112. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why always black? I wouldn't mind qt native girls or other ethnic actresses but they go out of their way to get the ugliest sheboons.

  113. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they already do this? The Wiz? Guess it's someone else's turn to make money so recycle the idea away!

  114. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every 4 in 5 characters are a Black wearing some clothing item with George Floyd's face on. Dorothy's slippers are now Niggee vomit Air Jordans

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