Predict Mike's Acolyte review.
>The Acolyte is messy, but it isn't a mess.
>It's good that it takes Star Wars to new places.
>You sexist chuds just can't appreciate the important feminist message and gay representation.
>*Reads IMDB reviews*
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>I was on Smiling friends, you know?
>implying they’ll review this shit
Unlike you incels, they’ve moved on
Just like Kenobi, right?
Wait, did they review Kenobi? They skipped a bunch, I know. I haven't watched any of them and there are like a fricking dozen now. I know they didn't review Ahsoka. I remember Andor. Mandalorian, and then Boba Fett. And then like three cartoons. Are there any I'm forgetting?
Yeah they reviewed Kenobi and Mike praised the cheap-looking duel at the end. Mike had sudden amnesia over all the things he said about Hayden's shitty performance in the prequels and took no issue with his return in Kenobi. But they both mocked the infamous chase scene with mini-Leia because doing so allowed them to keep an ounce of credibility and because there are some things that just cannot be shilled.
unless the check clears
They reviewed Andor after it was "politically correct" to like it
poltroons are so brain damaged they think liking things is a politically contrarian position
The watched Andor because it was mostly white (they will not admit this to themselves)
>I liked the woke black lesbian witches. It reminded me of my Rocketeer 2 pitch! I love black people!
Based Redlettermedia STILL making the autistic incels of Cinemaphile seethe.
Based "Based Redlettermedia STILL making the autistic incels of Cinemaphile seethe." poster.
I'm so glad AI came along to put cringe artists like this out of work.
>I’m glad this show avoided the Not-Gays problem that other the shows had.
Mike Stoklasa will pull out a piece of paper (again) and read off negative reviews and strawman them (again) like he does with every woke goyslop media.
who fricking cares, star wars is gay
Something about Star Trek.
Mike Stoklasa will call it “shlock” for the hundredth time and say that it “was totally made bad on purpose” and because of that it is kino. Then Mike will throw shade at the prequels (in particular Ep 1 since that made money in theaters recently).
Redditors, trannies, and Patreon Pigs will eat it all up.
>Why are those darn white men always starting fights in movie theaters?
Mike will love it and call it Schlock and say this is what the Prequels should have been like.
Jay will hate it but hold back his disgust since Mike and Rich will live the show.
Basically, it will be the Obi-Wan review all over again.
bump
They won't do a review. Mike will quickly address it with an offhand comment during a review of something else, telling us he's not going to watch it, and Jay and will move on to the next topic without adding anything on Acolyte because he hardly cares about Star Wars at the best of times.
I predict Cinemaphile will be aflutter with threads of seethe and shame for about 36 hours then everyone will forget all about it.
>I liked it but I didn't love it
Disney did it again!
Thank you for reminding me about that embarrassment.
that's what so funny about RLM, they think they're above other youtubers meanwhile they have the same low brow shit taste (and hackness when it comes to making their own movies)
jay baumann just rehases james rolfe's opinion and taste on b-tier horror movies
stokloso is as stupid as doug walker and has the same star trek passion as mike maitei, niBBa you think you're the only e-celeb who likes star trek? THINK AGAIN PAL
>they think they're above other youtubers
Do they?
Yes. Mike Stoklasa especially sees himself as a god above everyone else and thinks watching Star Trek and Rick & Morty makes him the smartest man in the world. He is the embodiment of the ‘You have to have a high IQ to understand Rick and Morty’ pasta.
That looks like Pat The NES Punk from youtube
Which one?
The guy in the middle.
>It was everything I hoped
Why do you care what rlm hobos think? Why do you keep bringing them up and making threads about them?
It almost seems like some on this board have a similar relationship with rlm as rlm has with george; naive worship turned to bitter resentment
This is what all childless millenial will end up as *shudders*
The worst part about RLM is their obsequiousness towards the leftist cultural machine. They still want to believe their secular liberal ideology was the logical endpoint for humanity, and that the modern progressivism which they clearly despise is still technically more of an ally to them than more conservative viewpoints. They try really hard to convince themselves (and the leftist viewers who hate them anyway) that all this shitty woke storytelling is a result of misguided execs and creatives trying to reflect/instigate positive social change and not a spiteful subversion of all the west once held dear.
>that all this shitty woke storytelling is a result of misguided execs and creatives trying to reflect/instigate positive social change
Not even that, they're still stuck at the stage of "execs trying to court a new audience with excessive pandering"
more like they pander to the left because they dont want to get strikes again. this is purely out of money concern. they're grifter shills with no actual strong politics outside of old people bad
they will love it because of non white lesbians
nah, I'll just continue not thinking about ecelebs, ever.
t. Every non-brown, non-moronic adult on earth.
>admits everyone born after 1995 isn't white
The only thing they'll point out is the hypocrisy of Prequel sycophants being mad about force pregnancies when that's how Anakin was created it.
People were pissed about that at the time too though.
Not anymore. Prequel apologists think that's a cool addition that amplifies Anakin being a Christ figure.
Do they have some blackmail material on Mike now? Did he go to Epstein island?
I'm sure he'll wish for more JJ Abrams involvement and then describe the rich, well-written characters on the show without using any character traits whatsoever. Because the writing is just that good...
Why do people watch this Crap? These Frickers don't know Shit about movies!
>Why do people watch this Crap?
Mostly to help me sleep
Star Wars has been dead for 25 years.
Mando was nice, but even that turned into homosexualry.
Who the frick is still checking for Star Wars in 2024?
He won’t have one. They don’t make reviews anymore. They just hastily shit out a year end catch-up to justify the 100k a month their patreon subscribers pay them to do nothing but exist for 364 days out of every calendar year
why do people keep paying them?
As long as the creator doesn't completely disappear, most people just let their patreon subscriptions ride forever. It's not like unsubscribing from Netflix or something. You know your money is going directly to a guy you like and he can see when you unsub, so it makes you feel bad to do it.
>Mother Aniseya is charismatic as hell!