>pretends to be a substitute teacher

>pretends to be a substitute teacher
>finds out they know how to play instruments and some are able to play at an advanced level for young people
>makes them play 4 chords rock songs and dress like corporate whore rock stars and groupies

why are the parents so happy at the end?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I know lmao. They’d be behind an entire $50,000 semester with kids who are all distracted by stupid rock music now.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'd be seethin' if some homeless Angus Young wannabe tried corrupting my son into a low iq junkie rock guitarist, for his own gain no less. The kid was good because he was being classically trained, this dude definitely stunted his development. Let the kid choose to play rock after he's been properly trained, that's what I payed for. If I wanted him to to play ac/dc covers I'd pay this retard $30 per lesson instead
      Also he was training young girls to be junkie whores lmao

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >The kid was good because he was being classically trained, this dude definitely stunted his development

        This was the worst moment because he saw the kid playing classical gutar in a orchestra setting and in the next scene taught him paranoid and smoke on the water on the electric. Thats fucking backwards.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus how fucking old do you have to be to unironically complain about this, go to bed you old fuck

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You don't have to be old at all. I can't even play guitar but can still do the power chords for Smoke on The Water. It's babby's first song.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It’s some kid LARPing as an old man. Many such cases.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          He could have shown him Allman Brothers or Clapton or fucking Zappa or any number of exquisitely skilled guitarists. That’s the worst part for me; he could have easily groomed a fucking incredible musical genius but he couldn’t look past his own personal agenda and made them play boomer rock rip-off songs because he KNEW if he actually gave them challenging role models to emulate he couldn’t keep up. Lawrence would have been able to bust out a solo album on the spot if he’d been given any kind of direction but Dewey needed him to punch keys in the background of his rent scheme. What a hack.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Anon it's a dumb family movie that uses popular rock music to make Boomers happy. This was never supposed to be taken deeply.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The kid was playing at a level better than Clapton tho. He was ready for the likes of Narciso Yepes

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          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            He did that too. He had the entire history of rock music on the blackboard and went through the development of rock in general. he also gave them all homework assignements for their various roles in the band.

            The movie is flawless, it's forever rewatchable kino

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This movie, Almost Famous and High Fidelity are the three nails in the coffin of rock music being relevant.

      >The kid was good because he was being classically trained, this dude definitely stunted his development

      This was the worst moment because he saw the kid playing classical gutar in a orchestra setting and in the next scene taught him paranoid and smoke on the water on the electric. Thats fucking backwards.

      Sounds like we got some teachers pets itt.

      HOT moron

      Kek I remember that

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well, he did literally run from the police in the movie and kidnap the children to go to the concert. Realistically he would've been tackled by police on stage. Dewey was actually crazy and weird for that. No wonder they kicked his ass from the band.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    those kids would eventually all become Lame Impala fans and the real fuckups would become King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard fans

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      any excuse to tell everyone how much you hate impala and gizzard huh?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I have OCD and listen to King Gizzard constantly even though I barely like them anymore
        they fucking suck but I can't go for a roon without wanting to put on the first 10 minutes of dripping tap and the first four songs from i'm in your mind fuzz

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HOT moron

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This movie, Almost Famous and High Fidelity are the three nails in the coffin of rock music being relevant.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >every hour the 'hardcore' rock station has a 2 minute blurb about being on treaty land
      >they play shit like imagine dragons so it's not even worth tuning in anyways
      i hate modern music and i fucking hate canada

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        imagine dragons is "rock" now?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Don't be a pseud. They were always the modern definition of rock even if they do suck

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This video outclasses the film in every way.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that there are real schools of rock shows how bad this film sold out rock music. You cant teach someone to be a rock musician.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    because of the magic of rock and roll, dumbass

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >rock got no reason. rock got no rhyme
    >make a literal school of rock

    wat

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The school of rock was the friends we made along the way.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    funny powder

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The kids learnt how to be cool. That’s an important life skill right there.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because
    ROCK GOT NO REASON, ROCK GOT NOT RHYME

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I had a teacher like him in high school who was actually pretty cool. He got me into recording and I went on to design one of his album covers.

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