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Was he responsible for the first genocide in history?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably not, but he's definitely responsible for the most savage display of 'frick around and find out' I think I've ever seen animated. It's not often you see a show or movie that's actually willing to show women or kids die, let alone on screen(Thought they obviously went easy on the kid compared to everyone else). It's not that I like that for edgy reasons, but rather that I like that they aren't patronizing the audience and treating them like soft morons. Every once in awhile it's nice to get a show that's just straight up raw without necessarily just being the cringy over the top gorefests you see in anime where it's more shock value than practical.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That absolute moment when his killing stopped being justified and you questioned if what he was doing was morally correct even before the kid got involved.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah I didn't feel a single shred of sympathy for the village. Not necessarily because they were slavers, but because they saw this dude, saw his dinosaur, saw them both utterly fricking wreck their warriors, and then saw these two preparing to leave...and in their infinite fricking wisdom, the village decided it was definitely worth taking these two on for some slaves.

        For that alone, they DESERVED to die. Spear and Fang may have an unusual relationship and ability to empathize with other creatures, but at their core they're engines of nature, hence the name of the show. The psuedo-vikings thought they were masters of violence because of their fancy tools until they ran into the real deal. Compared to a Neanderthal hardened by surviving in a world of dinosaurs and supernatural shit all out to kill him, the not-vikings may as well just be LARPing homosexuals who got the most brutal wake up call they could have imagined.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This. I bet Spear will feel super bad for what he's done, but his hand was forced by a bunch of n*orse homosexuals thinking they're unbeatable after successfully enslaving a bunch of lanky dudes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Will we get flashbacks of Spear killing that kid in the next episode?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >decided it was definitely worth taking these two on for some slaves.
          For their dead comrades*

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well put.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          tbf i doubt the majority of the wakened villagers knew the two intruders had anything to do with the slaves. that said, they chose to continue attacking them after they had shown the intent to bow out of the bloodshed, and thus forfeit their own lives.

          regarding the first point i'm not sure if their giving the newest batch of slaves a key for their chains was simply because there was nothing left of their village, or if the leader had an inkling that their deeds had finally caught up to them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          WTF BASED???

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >still samegayging your cringe post

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Can you dumb homosexuals from Cinemaphile and /misc/ just stay in your quarantine since your brains are so fricking broken from 24/7 whining and negativity that you're convinced any shred of non-complaining, positivity, actually discussing a topic, or simply not being a childish little b***h is some sort of conspiracy?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                anon, the best way to fight a parasite is to just ignore it or just run away from it, exceedingly fast

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          kino opinion

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This, even children fought till the end. I wonder what happened with the babies tho. The one with the woman was probably crashed, but I bet there were more in the huts.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They must've died, because the father and the son(?) seemingly found no survivors.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Presumably all the young ones died strapped to their mothers, and even if they lived if the babies are under a year old, they'd starve anyway because no breastfeeding mother is around. The 2-5 year olds would be like little chicken nuggets to Fang though. If not they'd die to exposure and accidents pretty soon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, g*rmans deserve to be genocided.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >"Trust none of them. Someday the German people may be cured of their disease. The super race disease. The world conquest disease. But they must prove that they have been cured beyond a shadow of a doubt before they are ever again are allowed to take their place among respectable nations."
          -Dr. Seuss

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what a fricking golem

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Geisel was born and raised in Springfield, Massachusetts, the son of Henrietta (née Seuss) and Theodor Robert Geisel. His father managed the family brewery and was later appointed to supervise Springfield's public park system by Mayor John A. Denison after the brewery closed because of Prohibition. Mulberry Street in Springfield, made famous in his first children's book And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street, is near his boyhood home on Fairfield Street. The family was of German descent, and Geisel and his sister Marnie experienced anti-German prejudice from other children following the outbreak of World War I in 1914.

            He might have had self hating feelings regarding being German, considering the era he grew up in.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You're telling me he has the same backstory as Zeke

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Seuss was just a commie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Ha ha ha I'm going to brutalize and demean other people as a way of fricking life
        >oh shit oh frick they're standing up for themselves this sucks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >oh shit oh frick they're standing up for themselves this sucks
          that and they didn't expect a caveman and dinosaur from the dark continent to show up

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Point is you can't go around actively making enemies and then be surprised when you have enemies

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's what happens when you go around fricking with people and not wiping them out.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I remember in high school there was this trend going around were people talking about the history of Vikings and how despite the fact that they were pirates they also supported their village so "in a way they were noble" and "it's all about perspective". Glad to finally see things starting to flip. Don't get me wrong I like Vikings and revenge stories but I don't overlook that what they do as excusable.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I really only felt bad for the kids and the old man

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They decided to stand and fight for their village, and they lost.
        Had they cut their losses or decided on a retreat/rout they would not have all died.
        I do not think either side was in the wrong on that regard. I mean, the slavers were in the wrong to begin with, but there is nothing wrong with defending your home. There is also nothing wrong with killing your enemies.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the slavers were in the wrong to begin with
          on what basis?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Slavery. Even if you're a moral contrarian, these guys personally enslaved the friend of the protagonist, which makes them antagonists.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            idk anon, if youre moronic enough to see a man using a dinosaur as his stead and still decide to fight back, instead of letting them through then i'd be a liar if i said that you werent in the wrong. even if the slaves are your property and source of income for foreign trade, you do not wanna play stupid games with a beast that's bigger than yours.
            >but muh numbers
            some of the frickers in that village dont even know what a dino is and worse yet, its a dino who's master is just as crazy as she is. if he's capable of taming a dino, just how dangerous is he?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nah I didn't feel a single shred of sympathy for the village. Not necessarily because they were slavers, but because they saw this dude, saw his dinosaur, saw them both utterly fricking wreck their warriors, and then saw these two preparing to leave...and in their infinite fricking wisdom, the village decided it was definitely worth taking these two on for some slaves.

              For that alone, they DESERVED to die. Spear and Fang may have an unusual relationship and ability to empathize with other creatures, but at their core they're engines of nature, hence the name of the show. The psuedo-vikings thought they were masters of violence because of their fancy tools until they ran into the real deal. Compared to a Neanderthal hardened by surviving in a world of dinosaurs and supernatural shit all out to kill him, the not-vikings may as well just be LARPing homosexuals who got the most brutal wake up call they could have imagined.

              Only detached citygays think it would be about income and property. In a close-knit community if you saw your neighbour in peril you'd try to help him, and if someone was killing his family you'd intervene. I sympathize though, in the city you're just as liable to be stabbed by the person you try to help save, so it's better to mind your own business and run away. In a homogeneous community where everyone knows everyone, you'd defend your home, in a city there's nothing worth saving.

              If you think it was still about recapturing slaves after a bunch of their friends and family were murdered, you're nuts.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >In a close-knit community if you saw your neighbour in peril you'd try to help him, and if someone was killing his family you'd intervene.
                Not at the risk to my own family

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The risk is already there, anon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >someone is stabbing my neighbor in his house
                >me, my wife, son, and daughter should all run in and try to fight the intruder
                >if my children get stabbed to death at least they died with honor
                >I should just throw away the years I spent raising my kids to potentially save my neighbor who already is dying from a stab wound

                This is how stupid you sound.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What if your neighbor was your 3rd cousin you like drinking with?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                objection your honor. speculation

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Im not recruiting my kids to help fight off some crazed attacker stabbing my cousin+drinking buddy. Their lives are worth more than his and they'll need at least one parent alive to raise them if I die attempting to thwart further violence.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like someone who would turn to cannibalism when shit hits the fan.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like someone who resorts to mindless shitposting when proven wrong.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like someone who resorts to shitting when his colon is full.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like you don't live in a tight knit community made of your extended relatives and loved ones you see and work with everyday. You wouldn't happen to live in an apartment complex by chance aye?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but I do and no one gives a shit about anyone else around here, only 1 out of like 20 neighbors near me bothers to even learn their neighbors' names, even when someone new moves in, they just keep to themselves.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's sad that that's become the reality for most of humanity tbh. We need to return to monkey and Primal is showing us the way.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >say my wife and kids lives are more important than my neighbor's life
                >even imply I would help out as long as my direct family stays out of it
                >you must live in urban area

                Why are you trying assume and deduce personal things about someone on an anonymous image board? Could it be you don't have anything counter with so you try to go for personal attacks instead?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Is he right? Post backyard please.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >still trying to dig up dirt when discussing the moral implications of a cartoon

                You act like a politician or insufferable twitter c**t

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >say my wife and kids lives are more important than my neighbor's life
                >even imply I would help out as long as my direct family stays out of it
                >you must live in urban area

                Why are you trying assume and deduce personal things about someone on an anonymous image board? Could it be you don't have anything counter with so you try to go for personal attacks instead?

                Cityslicker detected.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                its Cinemaphile anon. everyone here is a schizo who thinks he's fricking Sherlock Holmes with their deductions when in fact it just outs them as a moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Is your neighbor your cousin you love and work alongside, hang out with and see all the time? Do you have a leader you and you're community are personally related to in some way? No? Figured as much.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If he was a real friend he’d understand me prioritizing my kids over him

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If your kids are about to be slaughtered would you hope he would be willing to risk his life to save your children? Or would you say "naw, man, I get it" as your children are disemboweled?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >moving the goalposts this much

                Holy shit, what frickin moron you turned out to be. The entire point of the reply chain was the question "Neighbor under attack, what do?" With the answer being don't make wife and kids fight the attacker And now you flip it completely?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The entire point of the reply chain was the question "Neighbor under attack, what do?"
                I would say that "You under attack, what neighbor do?" is a perfectly reasonable tangent to bring into that conversation.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, you tried to equate using your children as weapons to wanting someone to protect your own kids

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                homie, my first post was

                If your kids are about to be slaughtered would you hope he would be willing to risk his life to save your children? Or would you say "naw, man, I get it" as your children are disemboweled?

                - don't assume every single person who responds to you is the same person on a fricking anonymous malaysian quilt-weaving forum

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Against a Neanderthal and Trex? That were trying to leave but your moron cousin insisted on chasing them? Haha frick no, you're delusional. Quit acting like you'd do anything other than piss yourself and hide. I don't know who these LARPing homosexuals are who pretend being rural suddenly means everything is back to the 1700's and 'muh community' all give a shit about each other. Spent half my life living in rural places and at best most people ignore each other and keep to themselves just like city folk, or at worst, are catty and nosey little homosexuals that gossip and constantly get into each other's personal business.

                Just because you live somewhere where your homosexual neighbors hold occasional potlucks or some shit doesn't mean they'd actually risk their families to come save you in melee combat with a grizzly bear and his sasquatch handler.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He is not equal to a child at all

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Post your address, gonna send Tyrone and the boyz and see if you can still keep up your moronic takes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you? Post your tight-knit community and violent criminal incidents otherwise you're just talking out of your ass.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I used to, i live in a small town and was related to everyone, had to watch who i dated to make sure they weren't my cousins. then the local economy went to shit, outsiders moved in and many of the kids moved to the cities.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Your family is already at risk.

                Spear wasn't running towards the village tents and swinging a weapon at women and children. He was yelling a screaming to try and tell the villagers to frick off or die. They chose death by running at him wailing war cries the entire time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Your family is already at risk.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If a burglar came in I would hide with my kids too

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >>In a close-knit community if you saw your neighbor in peril you'd try to help him, and if someone was killing his family you'd intervene.

                like hell i would. I'm not like you gays, going out your way to look for problems. I got shit to do. i got journals to write. mainly journals explaining when and how our little "close-knit community" went to shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And this is why no one would help you if someone is killing you.
                Reap what you sow, homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                oh now, im the homosexual cause i wanna keep my family safe instead of getting stabbed for your sake?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm saying don't expect anyone to stick their neck out for you since you won't for them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >implying being friends with someone who makes enemies willing to kill them, their family, and their friends isn't just as bad if not worse

                I rather limit myself my own extremely short list of people that wann kill me thank you. Taking on other people's lists because we are "friends and neighbors" is too much of a hassle.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Frick my neighbor. I've got mine. I'm not risking anything for them.
                >Why don't neighbors look out for each other anymore? What happened to being a part of a community?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They literally took time out of the battle to bother chasing the slaves, moron. Vikings are fricking gay and Spear and Fang are based for shitting all over their delusional LARP culture where they call themselves warriors for...fricking what, bullying a bunch of frail twig people? Spear and Fang tried multiple times to spare the morons and even tried to leave, the self defense excuse doesn't apply here, and I'm pretty sure a culture that goes around brutalizing it's neighbors and throwing it's children and women with babies on their chest into civic defense probably don't actually give that much of a shit about each other to the point they're willing to risk virtually guaranteed death charping at a fricking T-Rex pair bonded to a Neanderthal with 5 times their muscle density. Especially after you just watched them utterly trash your professional soldiers. Vikings were never noble nor did they strictly stick to some sort of honor code, they were just moron barbarians.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Did Vikings raid your village and push over your church or something?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Spear and Fang are based for shitting all over their delusional LARP culture where they call themselves warriors for...fricking what, bullying a bunch of frail twig people?
                This made me smile, kek. Based anon.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't they try to attack Spear and Fang when they were in the cave? They were probably going to enslave them too, so yeah they were always in the wrong.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              But they have kids anon. That automatically makes it okay to enslave people simply trying to survive off the land like everyone else. Slaves revolting to free their children from the horrors of slavery bad. Teaching viking children to be brutal slavers good.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know if you're meant to sympathize with the Vikings, and the only purpose is that it gives the bad guys a decent motive aside from(I'm mad) to go chasing after Spear and Fang.

                It also shows the difference between the Viking village leadership and the previous village. When one sees fleeing targets, the Vikings, attack and don't stop attacking until it gets them all killed. Meanwhile the previous village offered a truce that ended up saving their asses in the long run.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't know if you're meant to sympathize with the Vikings
                From what an anon said in a previous thread, you are but in the way you sympathize with a predator who fails to catch the prey in a documentary. Both prey and predator have their motivations and need to do as they did, which people watching can sympathize with, even if ultimatelly rooting for the prey to get away.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have to sympathize with them, theyre clearly antagonists to spear and fang. but there's nothing wrong with empathizing either

                The prey/predator metaphor is a good way of putting it. I don't sympathize with them, but I do emphasize with their grief, even if they are ultimately in the wrong. After all, there's no way a warrior would come back to their home destroyed and not feel some kind of way seeing their family and comrades killed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have to sympathize with them, theyre clearly antagonists to spear and fang. but there's nothing wrong with empathizing either

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >frick around and find out

      Nah I didn't feel a single shred of sympathy for the village. Not necessarily because they were slavers, but because they saw this dude, saw his dinosaur, saw them both utterly fricking wreck their warriors, and then saw these two preparing to leave...and in their infinite fricking wisdom, the village decided it was definitely worth taking these two on for some slaves.

      For that alone, they DESERVED to die. Spear and Fang may have an unusual relationship and ability to empathize with other creatures, but at their core they're engines of nature, hence the name of the show. The psuedo-vikings thought they were masters of violence because of their fancy tools until they ran into the real deal. Compared to a Neanderthal hardened by surviving in a world of dinosaurs and supernatural shit all out to kill him, the not-vikings may as well just be LARPing homosexuals who got the most brutal wake up call they could have imagined.

      This it really was their arrogance against not running away.

      In away it's like people refusing to leave knowing there's a flood coming. That's the best eay I can describe spear and Fang they're so fricking primal (exuse the pun) you can hardly blame them for what they did.

      It's like what did you expect was going to happen?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's like what did you expect was going to happen?
        They were totally unprepared. They had absolutely no idea wtf they were getting into, and only started to realize they may have gotten themselves into some real shit once Fang jumped out. These morons thought they were hot shit for going around kidnapping weak little agriculture cucks with weak jaws, they didn't even have a frame of -reference- for the potential for violence contained within Spear or Fang, let alone Spear and Fang together.

        So far, it looks like whatever land this is, it's much, much softer than wherever the frick Spear and Fang came from. Personally I'm loving this Doomslayer season. It's pretty funny watching these idiots b***h up when they realize they're nowhere near the level of murderous intent that these two get to when they're pissed.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It definitely boiled down to belief of control.

          You can see it in their actions that they viewed Spear like a beast. Even in the beginning it was okay, let's kill this guy and be on our way.

          Then when shit hits the fan, that was their only option like holy frick if we can just kill him and the dinosaur at least we'll live.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They honestly should've sounded the retreat when the mist came in, because they were getting their asses beat before, I don't know what made them think the mist would help.
      Maybe because it was their home turf they thought it would help.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fang did nothing wrong.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man, that sequence was really well done.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not genocide if they deserved it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My brother in Christ, I hate to tell you this but 90% of the time genocide begins explicitly because they deserve it, not just the israelites, but the one's in Rwanda, China, and the USSR, if aggression from the victims is what makes them ok to kill, then literally the holocaust and the rest were ok too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >USSR
        I mean, does it counts as genocide if you commit it against yourself through sheer stupidity?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i believe it's called social darwinism when you goof like that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I mean, does it counts as genocide if you commit it against yourself through sheer stupidity?

          That was a genocide of Moscow rulers against Ukranian, Mongolian and other peasants.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Genocide is a vague term either way and is almost used everytime in a hyperbolic sense whenever lots of people die under man-made errors/conditions.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Self-report

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Local man too angry to die

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no tall protoviking gf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no t rex gf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

      >tfw no t rex gf

      furry

      It's primmin time

      homosexual furry

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tall girl
        >gay
        Imagine being this much of a low t homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They're usually guys that look like tall girls, complete with shoulder length hair that they touch every 6 minutes.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was his fault he was in the wrong
    he should've negotiated with them

    ?t=116

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most of the Neanderthals already got genocided first by the homosexual Sapiens, this was why Spear and his family were the only humans on the island

    I'm calling it, this is going to be the twist reveal of "man's origin" in The Primal Theory, not magic/supernatural stuff.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what about the ginger being sacrificed by the witch coven?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm calling it, this is going to be the twist reveal of "man's origin" in The Primal Theory, not magic/supernatural stuff.
      Sorry, what would the twist be exactly? That Neanderthals remained and humans came from them?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Uhh ackshuallë, neanderthals probably gradually became extinct through continual crossbreeding with superior homosexual sapiens, iirc everyone has like 1% neanderthal dna left in them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, the world will probably be some kind of zoo/'natural reserve' where different creatures and beings are kept from different portions of history.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know, I think it’s going to be deeper than just humans thriving but where they came from

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vikings are huge gays whi had it coming.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's primmin time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The best part is that he’s holding his spear already

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He needs both. One for unga, second for bunga.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the BIG one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And then he primed all over those guys hahaha

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Viking Boy smell.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Grrr...damn viking brat...needs UNGA BUNGA correction!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He looks so nerdy even as a Viking with a badass helmet on, its moe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He looks breedable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't give a damn, the Varangian style is fricking awesome even if it looks like a kid stuffed into several winter coats

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        At the very least he is super comfy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          and the dad ready to frick some shit up

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >...hm

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            snort

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fang can swallow him whole, but Spear might struggle

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          extra fiber for Fang

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >”Mmph! Mmff!”
          >”Ugh, what’s wrong?”
          >”I can’t put my arms dooooowwwwn...!”

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >At the very least he is super comfy.
            lol no, little shit looks like Ralphie's brother in Christmas Story after the mom puts a dozen coats on him
            >I CAN'T PUT MY ARMS DOWN!!!

            >AChristmasStory-mind

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >At the very least he is super comfy.
            lol no, little shit looks like Ralphie's brother in Christmas Story after the mom puts a dozen coats on him
            >I CAN'T PUT MY ARMS DOWN!!!

            [...]
            >AChristmasStory-mind

            Kek

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >At the very least he is super comfy.
          lol no, little shit looks like Ralphie's brother in Christmas Story after the mom puts a dozen coats on him
          >I CAN'T PUT MY ARMS DOWN!!!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he looks like an uncut dick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is it CONFIRMED this is a boy? I thought it was a teen girl

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's no female characters mentioned in the credits besides Rikka and Mira. Don't actually know if the older child is Eldar (basically the only other apparent proper name given) or if vomiting wasn't enough to get a credit
        I'm sure a pitch animatic would clarify but I don't think I've seen a single one for this season so far

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Should I bother watching the pitch animatics if I already seen all of the episodes?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's no female characters mentioned in the credits besides Rikka and Mira. Don't actually know if the older child is Eldar (basically the only other apparent proper name given) or if vomiting wasn't enough to get a credit
        I'm sure a pitch animatic would clarify but I don't think I've seen a single one for this season so far

        Outside of credits, it didn't look like the guy had breasts or anything resembling a female figure. The sound he makes when he threw up definitely came from a male VA.

        Also, long-haired Scandinavian dudes are fairly common. Take these two, for example.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          but theys are metals dude.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Burying your entire blood-soaked village and cladding yourself in spiked armor in order to take vengeance is extremely metal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i mean, did the you see the viking queen? quite frankly, i cant blame you for thinking it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ᚳᛁᚾᚩ

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How's that teenage vussy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh good, I thought I was the only one who thought he was cute. Though I'm already preparing myself for his unfortunate brutal death. Lewds when?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They might be. Good catch, anon. I didn't even notice em

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oops, last reply was meant for

          are those eggs to the right of her throne?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      like shawarma or donair?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no armpit hair
        She truly is the worst.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          here's your pit hair friend

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Clearly the vikings shaved not just her head but everywhere else to establish her status as an owned slave

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Yes slave, shaving your pussy hair is VERY important for our slaving proccess. Now open those legs

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only two season and in each of them, fricking kids dies
    ngl, this show is pretty kino

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he's just one dude with a sword
    >we can stop him and get the slaves back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      TONIGHT I WILL REMIND THEM

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shit I don't want to imagine how that baby died with his mother.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just glad they didn't show the baby getting killed. It's likely the baby got slaughtered regardless though, probably by Fang. But realistically, who goes to battle with a 3 month old strapped to them? These people are awful.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >but realistically, who goes to battle with a 3 month old strapped to them
        Beat leaving it unattended in your hut.
        ...I guess?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          *beats

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >...I guess?

          I guess it depends. Did anyone think they'd survive that night?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If she had just retreated and let Spear and Fang go and hid away from them until they left, then yes it's reasonable to expect to survive that night.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Why dont they act in accordance with my omniscient third person perspective?!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                homie its only two creatures. Even if they didn't know that Spear and Fang were acting in self-defense just delta split and hope that they're not so thorough as to comb in all directions, its better to abandon a hut and live than to fight and die with your child in your arms.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine putting a little girl in combat.

        Where had I seen this before?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ...is that a fricking WOODEN sword?? I would have given her 2 knives and told her to go for the legs and knees and most importantly...have fun.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That looks good in fiction because we think small people should have small weapons but in reality she'd be in much more danger with a short reach weapon. Give her a nice long spear so she can be safe and comfy while she stabs people.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If we are going with reality rules then long spears and halberds trump every other weapon regardless of being used by a child or not. Spear reach is op

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That looks good in fiction because we think small people should have small weapons but in reality she'd be in much more danger with a short reach weapon. Give her a nice long spear so she can be safe and comfy while she stabs people.

            A wooden sword? I see a real sword.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thought it was a boy. Tbf you can never really tell until you know when

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        good thing spear wiped them out, they might have evolved into modern day feminist protestors

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was actually pretty standard practice in some cultures. Some societies that were not necessarily warrior cultures even brought their families to the battlefield to motivate them to fight. The idea is that you would have the constant thought running in your head that if you fell in battle, nothing would stop the enemy from marching towards your family

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine only the mother was killed and the baby died from starvation/exposure.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The first and the second genocide. Remember those australopithecines he slaughtered before? Despite being ape-men, they were clearly an intelligent species.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What does fang’s butt smell like?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      degen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking degenerate.

        more t-rex pussy for me

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ACROSS DAT ASS
            BOW CHICKA BOWOW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the way she always keeps that tail straight up...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking degenerate.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    most kino thing i've seen on tv in a long time

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ok a dinosaur i get but your telling me 60+ warriors couldn't beat a caveman?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was a caveman AND a dinosaur
      They're were sharing a HP pool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a purposely exaggerated Neanderthal with superhuman strength, even for a Neanderthal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's a brickhouse that's been fighting dinosaurs and mammoths while the warriors have been outsourcing their labor to slaves

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Realistically you have to understand. Neanderthals were fricking ripped, like the peak of human physicality beyond any athlete, they did the shit Spear was doing all the time. homosexual Sapiens came out the successful human because they interbred and generally found more success in communities and eventually discovered agriculture, animal herding and all that. So compared to the vikings he is technically a superhuman even if he's not as smart, then you add in the fact that he has a dinosaur companion that he has spent so long with Fang is in sync with him like a hunting wolf.
      Add in the both of them going into a rage after constant attack, being denied an exit, and given the cover of the mist and yes, they took down 60+ warriors.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He’s a caveman who has spent his life in a land where literally everything is out to kill you. The New World didn’t seem to be a constant struggle to survival which is why humans can build more advance settlements. Even Red seemed to more of an outlier for the place than the norm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing this, I can believe it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        me on the left

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >broader hips
        Damn, neanderthals were THICC

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We need to go back.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thus, the incel was born

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        5'11 vs 6 foot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >preferred method of hunting: tackle the rhino and jump on it's back

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Sapiens - accept that you are weak, but that you are smart enough to track your quarry until it becomes too exhausted to continue running
          >Neanderthals - beat it to death with its own skull

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >beat it to death with its own skull
            Wait a second, how do you beat something to death with its own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Slam it’s head into its own crotch repeatedly

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Well you see first you gotta grab 'em by the head, and then you gotta slam it forward into their gut repeatedly until they die

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's exactly what Rikka kept screaming.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The tallest Neanderthal known so far was 5'11, or 180cm. Imagine how fricking strong they'd be.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Guy on the left looks like he owns something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the relative strength of a chimpanzee on the frame of a 300lb man who has also hunted and fought literally all his life. Conan himself would get vibe checked running into spear.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Conan himself would get vibe checked running into spear.
        I know Conan was listed as an influence, but this season in particular feels like a stealth attempt at creating a hyperviolent Conan cartoon without dealing with whoever owns the rights. Probably Disney.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not just any caveman, protagonist caveman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It really simple anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah that was too much

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would Spear genocide this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why wouldn't you genocide women?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ginger
      he did the right thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine unironically wanting the ginger gene

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I dont have to imagine

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry please mate with an Asian it's the most human way to get rid of the ginger gene.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If she was a viking, yes.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The "edge of the seat" thing is a cliche, but every time I watch this show I really am on the edge of my seat, just praying they both make it out ok. Although at this point I think they're clearly on borrowed time.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m thinking of working with my GM to make a primal themed DND campaign, might ally with spear and fang at some point.

    What alignment would spear and fang be?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      id go out on a wager and say chaotic neutral for fang, chaotic good for spear, perhaps neutral instead of chaotic for both but i dont think they normally care that much about morals and more about survival if push comes to shove

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chaotic Fang really only applies for River of Snakes and maybe Cold Death. After that both of them are pretty neutral but still have an obvious leaning towards good

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SHALL
    NOT

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So what happened to the slaves, just disappeared into the woods? Because it showed that Mira came back with Fang and Spear, and that they left on the ship together.

    Also wonder what's happening in episode 5 that's so insane that they won't show anything from it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’m wondering about episode 5 as well. The episode descriptions spoil that no one important dies so I have zero clue what it could be.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The slaves were scared of Spear. There are not going to stay when they see a 1,000 pound Dino tearing down an entire village that kept them hostage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >1000 pounds
        I know fang’s size fluctuates a lot. But a T. rex is supposed to be anywhere from 8 to 10 tons

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    doubted

    actually genocidal warfare wasn't unheard of among some tribal peoples, and when asked about it the reasoning was basically that if anyone at all was left alive they would only come for revenge later, eventually though people's morals improved and they started taking slaves rather than committing genocide

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tfw slavery was actually progressive for the time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >if anyone at all was left alive they would only come for revenge later,
      UUHHHHHHHHH BASED ALERT?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember a while back that there was a whole Mega link with all episodes, does anyone have it?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's not Bantu, so no.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He's not Bantu, so no.

      The Bantu migrations out of Central Africa happened right around the same time the Indo-European migration happened. Assuming that you're white, Indian, or Iranian, you're directly descended from those people. Hello genocide man!

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is fang so popular?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's genuinely compelling and has a surprising amount of expressiveness despite being basically a big lizard.
      Also, zoophiles.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >zoophiles.
        no, is dinophiles.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i wouldnt bother picking one over the other but there's a certain amount of childish glee that goes along with having a sympathetic dinosaur character having grown up in the 80s and 90s when there were more than a couple handfuls of dinosaur saturday morning cartoons, movies and even that silly sitcom. i had dinosaur figures making up the majority of my action figure collection even. i figure a ton of people still watching adult swim are around the same age as me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dinosaur, bro!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Were you not a weird dinosaur kid, anon? You know how some girls are weirdly obsessed with horses? That's how I was with dinosaurs.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When is the next chapter released?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So in the next chapter how will Spear and Fang arrive on the other side? Although there are storms at sea and there is the fricking Megadodon or more likely that Dunkleosteus will appear.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They get captured.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah that’s episode 7, 5 is the big twist and 6 is the Viking revenge plot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That appeared in the trailer? Shit I didn't realize.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, it did

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >next episode Spear and Fang discover the distributing truth about humanity’s origins
    >the duo stumble across a forest filled with unnatural horrors covered in black goop, similar to the creature they set on fire that stalked them
    >barely survive and make it to a large opening of pure black goo
    >it bubbles disgustingly, a humanoid shape forming
    >suddenly a face appears
    >FOOOOLISH NEANDERTHAL WARRIOR
    10/10 would be my favorite series of all time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It would be shit because it would be the shitty Tijuana Mako that has been voicing his roles since Mako died.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw caught eating out with your new boyfriend by your ex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >random band of viking warriors attack and attempt to enslave some gigachad neanderthal with a dino BFF
    >gigachad kills them in self defense
    >frees some slaves that the viking village had plenty of already on the way
    >now an entire village of 80 people including children swear revenge on the gigachad for daring fight back

    The Vikings believed Might = Right yet when someone mightier than them shows up they can't handle it and die fighting instead of allowing the man and his beast to leave. They deserved to be culled for abandoning their principles and fighting dirty in the name of petty vengeance.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the Zaporozhian Cossacks post on Cinemaphile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >now an entire village of 2 people

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I meant right when the slaves got freed the guy on the bear saw Spear using his friend's sword and immediately assumed Spear killed his buddy. Then the entire village says frick it and attacks.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone ever translate what this guy said

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "You can stay with us."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "Thats rough buddy"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "Dinopussy aint worth it bro"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you can stay with us
      Or something along those lines

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You’re gonna hate this, but I saw the answer back on one of the older threads on Reddit.

      I can’t remember what exactly he says. Something like “You don’t have to go”

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How would he react to that massacre

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's smart enough to understand the Vikings attacked Spear first at every opportunity incurring his PRIMAL survival instinct to kill threats and though would no longer let Spear stay in his own village would allow him to pass through or settle in lands not too far away.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "Boy I'm glad we befriended him."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "I'm glad he isn't trying to kill all of us"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >how the frick did we ever get the upper hand on him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "Thank the gods we choose not to get on his bad side." Is the only reasonable response one could make.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm glad that he's in there and we're out here.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And that he's the sheriff and that we're frozen out here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "you're free to stay with us" ir something like that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The ducks at the pond are free; I have 872 of them.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How can they make this show even better? I'm excited that things are amping up but I feel like Genndy has to keep raising the bar and it's getting to that dangerous point where he has to do it without ruining it usually via some twist or le shock.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >turn Spear into Conan
      >have Spear lead a pack of warriors and Dino children
      >make Spear and Fang die
      >force them to move to a different continent again and add more than old vikings and celts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A DBZ power-up transformation with Spear
      Genndy is a confirmed weeb, he'll do it.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What does industrycuck mean, honestly? The fifth response on Google is another Primal thread?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you're all annoying as hell. This is why I watch the megas and discuss it with spoilers before normies in this thread have to say the stupidest shit ever.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    Go to hell

    Or fang’s bowels

    I don’t care just die

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You fricking idiots are completely clogging up this thread on a debate that has absolutely no substance. Why? What does this image even have to do with anything?

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, he didn't commit targeted destruction of a cultural or ethnic group, the celts are still plentiful without one village

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >next episode's description is a red herring
    >it’s just about how fang got indigestion from the Vikings
    >the end of the episode is just 5 minutes of her pushing out a giant log full of armor and bones

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It is funny. Looks like her friends cared more about her wishes than her family

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Her*
        Use the right pronouns

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, I will.
          His*

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So his?

            The right pronouns are the ones the person identifies most with. So 'her'

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So his?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              still "his" moron, also btfo, this thread has nothing to do with your homosexualry

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That person does not identify as man so no, its 'hers'

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                "his", you can go still waste your time but you will never change anyone's autistic point of view and reality
                go cry in a corner

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, the correct pronoun to be used is that which the individual prefers. So its 'hers'

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                His*

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That is not the pronoun that person prefers, so no, its wrong. Its 'hers'

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                His, you mean.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, that I do not. I very much meant 'hers'

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off with your off-topic troony propaganda c**t. We dont care about that dude or his axe wound.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The other gentleman who refuses to let the argument go sure seems to care. As seems you, otherwise why reply?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because you keep clogging the thread with your lgbt pronoun bullshit, either talk about Primal or frick off back to /lgbt/.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And by replying to me you sure are removing the amount of not primal related posts itt, are you?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So just let him have it and stop replying with 'him'. Do you want the thread to go smoothly or do you want to argue with someone to your own detriment until it 404s? Silly question.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The other gentleman who refuses to let the argument go sure seems to care. As seems you, otherwise why reply?

                You will never be a woman and neither will he.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She already is

                And you're wrong because people born with male anatomy are 'his'.
                You'll keep this going until we hit bump limit or you join the 51%, though.

                >people born with male anatomy are 'his'.
                Gender and natural sex are diferent things so no, you are wrong. That person is a 'hers'

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                just shut the frick up and kys you waste of flesh

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You do agree with my influencive arguments, no?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And you're wrong because people born with male anatomy are 'his'.
                You'll keep this going until we hit bump limit or you join the 51%, though.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Shut the frick up and go back to /lgbt/ you moronic, molested c**t. This has nothing to do with Primal.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick does this have to do with Primal? Take your John Money propaganda somewhere else, troony, we're talking about unga bungas.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So his?

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What the frick are you people trying to accomplish by clogging up this thread? What are you even supposed to be debating about? Please shut the frick up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly, this is a Primal thread being derailed by trolls posting troony shit.

      Imagine being so upset about a cartoon you have to shit up any discussion about it because it hurts your fragile little ego that much that people like what you don't.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, I'm just talking about how the duo are a force for Social Justice in a misogynistic backwards world, just like Conan. I'm sorry if you can't handle a wittle powitics

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How about you be a force for proper hygiene?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I can't help it if bacteria found in the intestinal tract end up colonizing my neovegana, bigot.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >a misogynistic backwards world
          >women shown to be just as good fighters as men
          What are you on about

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He doesn't watch the show, he's just mad every board isn't /misc/

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, the women were clearly shown as backline troops and "cowardly" to abide by Genndy's misogyny (see fridging female characters in Samurai Jack)

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Okay industrycuck

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Echolalia

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >shows depict the pain of a father and a mother in a brutal world
          just with the presence of an actual parental figure, it has nothing to do with your moronic sj politics
          contain your fricking sperging

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How awful of that person. But what does that have to do with what a dead person wants? And frankly if a family doesn’t respect that they don’t seem close

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ah i was wondering who that was in the last thread, it was industrycuck this entire time.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who is this guy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think Eldar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the viking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Robert E Howard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GayBlack person, giga homie edition

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was worried you wouldn't show up.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've been trying to unplug from the autism of the past few days but I'm around.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully in the future Spear and Fang will kill another village because an 18 year old man looked at a 17 and 364 day old child laciviously

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They burned a village to the ground, their own village suffered the same fate. I don’t see the issue

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kys industrycuck

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So are we essentially watching the Bronze Age Collapse in action? Like one of the largest mass genocides of civilization because they all pissed off a caveman and his pet T-rex?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >is this LE BRONZE AGE COLLAPSE OF '87????

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's already wiped out one tribe. Who wants to bet he'll burn the pseudo Egyptian/Minoan civilization later?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, and dire diarrhea wipes out countless more tribes everyday, probably

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Without the slaves to distract her, Mira will not let that happen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vikings aren't bronze age, moron. The setting is just Conan, where a bunch of time periods are taken and shoved together in a vague, unimagineably distant past. Don't be surprised if spear ends up fighting french knights. Frick, Conan lead an army of knights in the black Colossus.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Vikings aren't bronze age, moron.
        I know that. What I'm rederring to was that gap in our history where a bunch of thriving civilizations just vanish. I'm asking if you think this world will experience their own collapse as a result of Spear leaving his island.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No. that'd be moronic. And usually those civilizations vanish cause disease, natural disasters such as drought or the people just looking around and realizing "Wow this sucks, time to return to the gold old days" and did just that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We get it, you learned about the bronze age collapse last week

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Hyborian Age

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That guy looks hella squat
          Now it's got me imagining neanderthals surviving to advance to a phase of frequently wearing full armor in warfare, maybe as vassals of other humans

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The Hyborian Age
          Can someone explain this meme?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Conan the Barbarian is a heavy inspiration for Primal and the series is set in the Hyborian Age.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens when?

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, that would be Fred

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is why I stick around despite these threads being absolute hell.
        Thank you drawgay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Perfect

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, that would be Fred

        I need that picture of the guy calling the suicide hotline but with Spear.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Vikings see Spear riding the dinosaur like the bear riders
    >"oh shit"
    >women still tries to attack them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's like they're part of a culture that believes in a paradise by dying in combat or something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Women don't understand the power of a good mount.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really want to smack Mira's bald head. Not out of hate but intrigue

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm assuming this is the Queen who commands The Colossus. In the trailer, we also see her drop onto her knees while performing what appears to be some kind of dance. Do you guys think it's a dance or religious thing like Mira's praying? Also, who is the kid sitting next to her throne.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If I had to guess, servant

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The kid will be the one to free Spear and Fang from her control

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      are those eggs to the right of her throne?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like it. I can already seem them being Fang's... and then they getting crushed by the scorpion king

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fang isn't female moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Genndy's big reveal is that Fang is a male, thus destroying all Cinemaphile threads for good.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              how would he reveal this? morning erection?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He fricks Mira and cucks Spear who is still caged on the bad guy ship.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He’s already said that she’s a female on the animatics/pitch videos, which usually offer some more insight on some stuff and extra info that wasn’t in the show itself, or some stuff that was changed before the episode went into full production.

              Like in the Night Feeder episode, at the end, it shows some sort of goo-monster-thing (it reminded me of that poo guy on Conker) instead of a mutated raptor kind of thing.

              It also shows that Genndy really gets into his pitch meetings and makes all kinds of sound effects. He also slips up and says “frick” a few times, which is uncensored, since it’s unrated extra content (and it’s online instead of TV, so they’re more lax with the stuff sometimes).

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >It also shows that Genndy really gets into his pitch meetings and makes all kinds of sound effects.
                Honestly some of the best parts of his animatics and I think part of why the sound design ends up being so unique.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I should watch those sometimes

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And the thread is back to shit.
    Wonderful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why? Like it or not Spear killing an entire village and kids and shit is gonna generate discussion. Maybe leave until the next episode?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Planning on it, moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, bye? See you next thread more like.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Those women with toddlers and infants were idiots. They could've raised an entirely new tribe with the next generation to hunt down the WILD BEAST MAN AND HIS DRAGON within a few years. Instead they chose to allow their weakass kids who have zero chance of harming Spear commit suicide via Neanderthal.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The episode of Primal where Spear says "I am become Primal."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >and then proceeds to prime all over his enemies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Spear's last words to Fang: Of my friend, I can only say this. Of all the Dinosaurs I have encountered in my travels, she was the most Primal.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ITT permavirgin internet badasses pretending they wouldnt just shit and piss themselves when faced with danger

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      or just ignore it and wait till it all blows over

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >i told you about the primal bro
    >i told you dog

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Spear gets riddled with arrows and spears and is fine in the next shot
    PRIMAL jumped the shark, admit it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cry about it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What will the cope be when he's somehow captured after being this powerful?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's just got better muscle mass than the average Viking. thats all. have you seen that frickers elbows and knees?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He pulled them out Anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So when Fang would get her legs fricking destroyed every other episode only to get back up two minutes later, it was fine, but now it's too outlandish?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gets riddled with arrows and spears and is fine in the next shot
      >PRIMAL jumped the shark, admit it.

      I'm fricking feed up, wtf is wrong with you guys? This is literally the last time we saw the gang and they are clearly bleeding a ton.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Mira: "I shouldn't have gotten involved with these two"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She's probably grateful she did, but rightfully scared shitless of what they're capable of.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, so same reaction as the celt leader

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I think Spear is just going to keep getting that reaction as he unga bungas his way through civilization.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a bullshit excuse but my head canon is that Fang can take dame if she has enough meat to balance the danger. I know that's not how it works, but it feels like a good trade off that they do massive amounts of damage but almost like a video game Fang eats humans or bears to restore health.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        magic dung will surely fix this

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not if you don't whack him with twigs a bunch first

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You think Mira is gonna frick Spear

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, they will.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It will be a tasteful frick, Spear will instinctively go doggystyle and try to pull on Mira's head. Disappointed with her hairlessness, he will instead slap the back of her scalp for the same stimuli

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >spear accidentally kills Mira by donkey punch her
            >at the same time he get the best tight nut of all his life
            To much Unga Bunga

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do you think Spear will slide his loincloth and shit in front of Mira since he has no concept of modesty

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No since he went behind the bushes in River of Snakes

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Damn cause that would be funny haha

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Even tribal people know that the sight of someone taking a dump is unpleasant. I would imagine caveman do too

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Spear drinks the Prometheus goo and becomes giga-monkey
    >Red mist that rolls in and intensifies his bloodshed
    Aku confirmed.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The part where Fang sits on one of the Vikings and crushes his head inside of her vent

    What did Genndy mean by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you self inserted yourself at that point didnt you?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, I was inserted into Fang.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That episode ended up feeling more like AOT than I thought it'd be.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is the episode that will destroy discussion on Cinemaphile forever, just like Ashi did for SJ. It's over unless you like dinosaur porn.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Killed 100 Nordcucks
    >Is somehow going to be captured in two episodes

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want a tight-knit community, bros. I'm so sick of living in an apartment where my neighbours won't even talk in the elevator as we go about our empty lives making someone else we'll never meet who is trying to ruin our lives rich.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Then go move homosexual no one cares this is a Primal thread not /misc/

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Living in the country is /misc/
        I don't follow.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Of all the replies you would tell to go leave you choose that one.

          Derailing with some moronic blog for 30 posts about muh heckin spiritual Na'Vi rural life and ranting and raving about social issues is pretty /misc/ behavior.

          Why are people trying so hard to assign blame in this show about doing whatever it takes to survive? Two groups fought it out to survive, one made it. I dunno why it's spawned a multithread discussion.

          This. Why is this shit even a discussion? Nordtards refused to let Spear and Fang go, they fricked around, and they found out. Is Spear supposed to feel bad because they had kids? Its the vikings fricking fault the kids died. It wasn't like Spear and Fang were going hut to hut searching for non-combatants to kill. They all ran out to THEM. Zero moral dilemma, and the nordcucks got exactly what they deserved by the only morality that matters: the laws of nature.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Of all the replies you would tell to go leave you choose that one.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >i have become primal, destroyer of villages

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people trying so hard to assign blame in this show about doing whatever it takes to survive? Two groups fought it out to survive, one made it. I dunno why it's spawned a multithread discussion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Board IQ is on par with a 3rd world nation after a decades-long civil war

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thats an overestimation. i'd say room temperature is higher than this board's collective IQ

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Celsius, not Fahrenheit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Okay let's steer the conversation.

      Can Spear have sex with Mira. I imagine it's like trying to shove and adult foot into a child's shoe. Spears fingers alone man. You want to talk about carnage

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Big homie, regular dick

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Tfw Fang, literally slapping her anytime Spear rides her.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well it did happen irl, so i don't see why not

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Spear is like a moron compared to her. I dunno if she wants to frick someone like him. Will need to see more interaction tbh.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        did you not see his wife from the first episode or are you just a moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mira's probably twice the size of his wife though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Good breeding stock. The children will be strong.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They will be monsters. Fricking 8 foot tall space marines.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              8 foot tall space marine riding dinos

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, plus it's not like the vikangs were nice either and would let them go away.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alright imma head out and wait for the morons to stop sperging out in this thread.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spear and fang did nothing wrong.
    Now, Mira on the other hand, he crossed the fricking sea for her and she ran away the first chance,

    Also, vikings couldn't even fight fair and tried to gangbang them with numbers

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just started watching Primal on season 2 (I know, dumb) and i can't get over the red T-Rex death.

    How to cope?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He came inside Fang and she's pregnant, so ultimately he won.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        GIWTWM

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This show is getting really fricking stupid and the fans (aka you) are fricking cancer.

    You have to have a really small brain and a tiny dick to like Primal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Okay industrycuck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You came all the way from Cinemaphile to tell me this? Get the frick back there

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yfw primal is actually Vanal Savage origin story

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't like the original of this pic so i fixed it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cool, glad I'm not the only one who realized the probability that Mira was shaved so she she could be branded and broken of her indiiduality and the possibility she might grow her hair back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Super cute

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know what viking lady said to her kid?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Get the bow
      ~anon from previous thread

      Generally whatever you think they're saying, is what they're saying.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Fang fat ass falls through the house
    Fattie. And no I don't blame the pregnacy she's always been like this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, have you seen how much she loves to eat?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She needs a diet, won't be surprise if she breaks the boat next episode.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's a big girl.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bump

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fang is such a sexy milf

      What's this about Fang now?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        her and red got drunk and probably fricked

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I saw the getting drunk bit. Didn't see any dino sex but I hadn't thought of that and now that is definitely a possibility.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It was implied Dino sex, the bird's getting food for their young metaphor at the end and Red and Fang sleeping together should've been enough info to put the two together

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It should have, but I'm dumb.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What do you think it would be like to be Fang while getting fricked ha ha

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Getting fricked by spear:
                >hotdog down a hallway, only really feel it when he uses his hands
                getting fricked by red:
                >can actually feel his wiener and his weight

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Reptiles have wieners? I thought they did it with cloacas like birds

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Some reptiles do, dinosaurs probably had wieners as well

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spear wanted to save Mira, and she was held captive in the viking village. He failed sneaking her out, so he was forced to fight, and they were forced to defend their village from an invader and his dinosaur. It's pretty simple. He wanted her out, and the moment they discovered him they had no choice but to defend themselves.

    The conflict was inevitable the moment that Mira was caught and taken back by the slavers. It was a foregone conclusion that they'd be subject to Spear's Primal Rage Published by Midway Games developed by Acclaim.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But they weren't invading they were fleeing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When the fight started they were fleeing.
        Of course 'invade' might not be the right word considering there were two of them. Raid might be more appropriate.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When the fight started they were fleeing.
        Of course 'invade' might not be the right word considering there were two of them. Raid might be more appropriate.

        If some half-naked guy sneaks into your village in the dead of night to steal your property, you would call that a raid yes.

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So what are episodes 9 and 10 going to be about? With a full blown war it seems like Genndy might be blowing his load early

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >spear, fang and mira's journey home
      Oh shit, are they actually going back to Spears unga bunga island? Imagine if Mira's village mates came too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like he's setting them up to be lost in another continent, and next season will be about getting back to Spear's island with Mira joining in the fight. Hopefully that's not the case. Seems rather boring.

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What will next season be about if it gets renewed for another season?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Spear establishes his own barbarian kingdom/tribe.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        With the Egyptian and Viking slaves?
        Seems unlikely

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What else would the slaves do, return to their probably ransacked, if not destroyed, village? Better to be with the unga bunga and friendly dinosaur

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The viking slaves were not with unga bunga and friendly dinosaur when they departed with the ship

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sounds pretty conan-esque

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It would be kind of cool to see spear become a genghis khan type figure with Fang , Mira and large swaths of freed slaves.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But then what about Fang?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I imagine she would just screws off and form a dinosaur family/tribe, with King Spear and Matriarch Fang coming together again to face against a common foe.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Spear and Fang will not get happy endings

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe, it would be cool either way.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Matriarch of the T-Rex herd that Spear's kingdom uses as cavalry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      single father Spear and hid dino kids

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    let's talk about spear brute strengh
    How heavy a viking would be and how hard has he been lauched?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The vikings are all pretty stocky. That guy could easily weigh close to 200 pounds.

      With the Egyptian and Viking slaves?
      Seems unlikely

      Many would seek the protection and leadership of a mighty warrior.

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, my grandmother wants to watch Primal with me. I really don’t think she’d like it and I told her that but she is insistent. She loves action and monster movies, but I feel like the no dialogue and over the top violence might turn her off to it.

    She likes more serialized shows, so my plan is to watch episode 1, then skip to 10 where the show starts to have an actual plot.

    As much as I love 2-9 I don’t think she will like the MOTW format.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shows the first two episodes. If she's not hooked, then she's probably not into it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Show her the full show. Don't act like a homosexual and dictate how much she should watch; she's an adult and can form her own opinions.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Has she seen Samurai Jack

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can just like tell her which episodes are more violent so she can be prepared

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At the end of 1 we still don't have the dynamic in place so that's essential, but I still think episode 3 is important. After that it's status quo until episode 10.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i wish i had a based grandma, mine told my mom i was going to become a delinquent for playing mortal combat as a child

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I wish I had a cool granny. Whenever I mention this show has a caveman and a dinosaur, she just keeps singing "alley oop oop." I don't know what the frick she's talking about. Weird.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least show her through the Blood Moon episode; if that's too much for her, the Ape Men and Night Feeder definitely would be.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats a cool ass granny, she clearly wants to bond with her grandchild, just watch the first episode together and see how she reacts, even if she doesnt like it she'll at least enjoy spending time with you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Show her the episodes in order and suggest skipping if she doesnt seem to enjoy them as much or something.
      Its a blessing to have someone like her to take interest in a show you also enjoy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My Grandma would love primal. Her favorite show is naked and afraid. I love my grandma she keeps it real.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ol' Meemaw's just in it for spry young man ass, friend.

        Also since it's essentially a soft-core snuff film full of suffering and pixelated nudity, it may be possible that she's a predator.

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope there's a season 3 with an actual ending.

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you think the chief and son will die? Obviously spear and fang will kill them, but how do you think they’ll be done in specifically

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Son will drown, Chief will burn
      Like poetry

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Son dies mid-way through the episode or something Chief realizes there's quite literally nothing for him to live for even if he wins/he's gonna die anyway as punishment. Spear has to perform a mercy kill/lets him go out of pity and then Chief hobbles off to the giant fire demon and gets merced for losing all those slaves.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's an opportunity somewhere for someone to do some edits of the old Primal Rage box art and such.
      I mean you could just palette swap out Sauron or Diablo to a teal color and you'd have Fang.

  83. 2 years ago
    Omnios

    I watched the episode last night. Why was Spear killing all of the Vikings? I missed the beginning of it.

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fang is such a sexy milf

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can forgive a lot of the disappearing wounds and instant healing, but the axe to Fang's left leg felt like a 'frick you' after Rage of the Ape Men and Scent of Prey. Fang was down for the count after she got her right leg fractured in Rage of the Ape Men, and spent two days recovering unable to move during almost all of Scent of Prey's runtime. However in The Red Mist she's romping around perfectly fine the next fricking scene without the wound even being drawn as if it never happened, and it took place BEFORE she went on the even bigger murder spree after the red mist rolled in.

    Unlike other injuries, where it can be hand waved with Mira healing them next episode, she shouldn't have been able to fricking stand up after this. Just from logic of previous episodes, it should've had an immediate effect on combat.

    Before people say it's only minor, look at pic related. It EASILY reached the bone if not cutting into and fracturing it; it's a serious wound on-par with Rage of the Ape Men.

    I can forgive Spear getting pin cushioned by arrows since he was torn to shreds by raptors and dogs and kept going fine, but Fang getting her leg decimated with no effect was dumb because it broke with what had been established.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, it’s a minor indent of flesh compared to a broken bone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is a good quarter of Fang's thigh getting slashed with a heavy axe.

        A wound like that would easily make you limp the rest of the fight. I understand why they did it, but it does make the whole fight feel less impactful.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe it'll show up in the next episode

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I do wonder how they plan to make the Son and Chief a threat when bearmen and big axe tossing doesn't seem to do much, that's my main issue really.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The easiest way would be to take Mira as hostage

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The Chief fights with Spear on top of a giant bird in the previews, probably taking him by surprise and tries to separate the three of them, Fang with Mira and the chief's daughter while he takes on Spear alone.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >daughter
                That's a man, man

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                looked like a girl with the scrunched in face

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It isn't

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The chief’s kid is a dude actually. Also if he’s going to go at fang alone he better resign himself to his fate of a trip through fang’s bowels

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You’re forgetting overall size factoring

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Read the post; the axe at least go as deep as the bone.

        It didn’t go that far in anon

        Second screen makes it seem like it cut halfway through. First two definitely would've had it reaching the bone.

        >muh realism and consistency
        >In a show where the 3 protagonists are from wildly different timeframes, and magic is real
        I mean, I get what you're saying, but this is also incredibly nitpicky. Literally every episode has these doofuses getting injured in ways that would have killed them either outright or to infection IRL. This just kinda comes off as looking for something to complain about in an otherwise pretty good episode.

        I'm not asking for realism; just consistency, which is a pinnacle of good storytelling even in a fantasy setting. My main issue is when similar injuries are treated entirely differently.

        You’re forgetting overall size factoring

        Look at the size of a rex femur, then compare where it'd be in Fang's leg.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That’s perspective in play

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It didn’t go that far in anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >muh realism and consistency
      >In a show where the 3 protagonists are from wildly different timeframes, and magic is real
      I mean, I get what you're saying, but this is also incredibly nitpicky. Literally every episode has these doofuses getting injured in ways that would have killed them either outright or to infection IRL. This just kinda comes off as looking for something to complain about in an otherwise pretty good episode.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, but it did feel like it was SUPPOSE to be a significant hit... but it did just lead to nothing, hell I thought the viking lady would actually do something other than die in two seconds.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That’s what she gets for trying to out dommy the alpha dommy mommy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In a gritty show about hyperviolence, survival, and consequences, damage is a pretty critical character in the narrative sphere. It was a flub to be sure. There was a lot of impact on that throw, not only in terms of the visual aesthetics, but in the character causing the wound and the weapon and tactics they're causing it with.

        I have to imagine the storyboard was changed a few times and this got lost in the churn. I know the mist was supposed to be a kind of gear shift adrenaline thing but they should have addressed it in some way.

        Anyway, not a "frick this show, how do they expect to get away with this" kind of thing, but it took me out of the moment a bit, personally.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Red Mist was a pretty dumb name for the episode anyway

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Actually, now that I think about it that scene was probably added late in the game to give that character a better death and they couldn't re-do the scenes after.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a T.rex. The frick is an axe going to do? Let alone thrown by a human. Let alone thrown by a woman. I mean sure she got it stuck in Fang, but we watch Fang get pelted by plenty of axes and spears, wtf makes hers so special? She wasn't even strong enough to get her spear through Fang's head with multiple attempts, compared to Spear who could THROW it through much larger and thicker dino heads in the first episode. It's made clear over and over that the humans are nowhere remotely near the same strength and durability of Spear and Fang. She knocked Fang down to a knee, big deal, Fang got knocked down like 3 times before that by strikes too. Only difference is she got a bunch of extra build up for being the big bad's....wife? Bottom b***h? Whatever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think even if they still go on their rampage while injured, it was a missed opportunity not to do more with their battle damage. I'm imagining the red mist sequence where you hear Fang's footsteps before a kill but they're a little off because she's limping.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I feel the red mist should have rolled in further, or seeped in to fuel the bloodlust and lack of care people seemed to have. Going full berserker would honestly justify everything.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hello my brother in autism, asperger right? What spectrum? Look, most of the fantasy, imaginative narratives wouldn't come true if the reader/spectator don't overlook certain things, especially when your MC is again an army, most of the MC of every story would die in combat, do you want this series to end in this episode? been more realistic dying been impale or afterward of bleeding, I know it is hard for you to overlook imperfections being on the spectrum but even if you can't overlook certain mistakes can you let other people enjoy their stuff?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but all I know is I gotta shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >can you let other people enjoy their stuff?
        Not that anon but if someone sperging is "not letting you enjoy something" then you need to stop being a gay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough, although this kind of loud spergs are the one those kinds of media people hear the most being the loudest, somethings we need to shut people's mouths, look what happened letting the SJW speak about cartoons.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gennedy's fights have always gone off rule of cool. Like look at Samurai Jack; in episode 3 he gets sliced up by robot bugs but keeps swinging. Jack's either a peerless master or in over his head (but still competent) based entirely off what would make for a more interesting scene. Then in one episode, he can't fight right because his shoe broke.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he can't fight right because his shoe broke.
        That was a great episode

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Bayonetta3.jpg

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Skinny
        Ew

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What if the series ends with a threesome

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Those peoples deaths were just as justified as the Red T-Rex that chose to hunt an entire village that would’ve been pillaged and enslaved by those same Vikings. If you can’t put the two together your a fricking moron.

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