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Primal
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Talk about primal here
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If I can interject a moment
"Hyborian" is the form relating to the land of Hyperborea, not merely "Hyboria"
Shit
I'll remember that for next time
Also before you frickin' ask
https://mega.nz/file/2qR3mBJY#Lu7jkG3uyCq98iqcacKO9S-LP_MiKVpqu4RyJHSqxtE
https://mega.nz/file/KioDDSbZ#HnBtswN5YY57heql6pSKkRYrCxpXf7sPJ4z0AJv0gk0
ty anon
Thank you, you stunningly handsome fella.
Alright, I'm just gonna say it.
It seems like episode 1's boat was just a byproduct of what was very obviously a "FRICK YOU, TREES" moment. At some point after screaming and fricking up trees they realized they could also boat so they just rolled with it.
But he only started doing it after he stared at a leaf floating on the water. It clearly frames that it gave him the idea for the raft by showing that scene.
>Leaf float. Wood float... Tree is leaf and wood... Tree float. Tree boat
How is Primal animated? It looks a little like flash.
You could say that about all of Genndy's stuff.
One could say his animation is... Primal.
>the odds of fang dying at the end are high
Frick man I can’t take this shit anymore
I really don't see what makes people say so
She’s definitely pregnant. As for her dying I just think her dying at the end would be max tragedy and something Genndy would do
Killing off a non-human is a lot easier to do. I mean look at what just happened. Fang lost the red dude in the same episode she met him, while we have probably the entire rest of the half season or more searching for Mira.
>woman and other (monster, alien, robot whatever)
Wow he's so dark and mysterious, I can change him! Let's live together happily ever after!
>man and other
Always ends in the other dying, now go get married to a normal girl, alternate lifestyle not approved.
You just had to kill him didn't you!
Unfortunately yes.
Not only would Spear having two Rexes would be OP as frick, but this also is a tragedy.
I don't know if anyone else realized it but Spear is literally a wild man. For those who don't know, many European peoples depicted and told legends of a wild man and his feats of strength. He is regarded as a hero and protect in most of these tales. He has been depicted quite a bit throughout the Ancient and Medieval ages. He has even been used on Coats of Arms and flags before, thats how revered he was. It's believed the wild man legend originated from early Bronze Age civilizations encountering primitive humans and neanderthals. Even the first written story, Epic of Gilgamesh has a wild man called Enkidu in it. Spear is probably gonna be the fricker to start the legend of the wild man imo.
It seems like a good inferred story, considering where they'll be headed
Spear and Fang will arrive and bring down the mask wearing guys that are terrorizing the region and they'll be inserted into the region's cultural memory down the ages. Hopefully with an in-universe alteration that the Wild Man is accompanied by a valorous scaled beast
Ye. Even the Greco-Roman God and protecter of humanity Hercules himself, is based on the Wild Man legend. Not something many people know.
Fantastic take. Upon first seeing him I thought, kinda like Enkidu innit.
cool
Enkidu lost his ability to speak to animals when he had sex. The temple prostitute taught him to speak.
Well he's already had two kids
You sayin he needs to bang Fang to get the power?
>Mira will ruin Spear's relationship with the wild (including Fang) by fricking him.
WTF I hate Mira now
Oh frick
>fang cucks spear with red
>spear cucks fang with mira
WTF genndy?
Maybe I'm coping (or its the other way around) but I still don't think Fang is eggers, even with the bird symbolism. I thought the birds symbolized what Fang could've had if Redhead didn't die.
It looks like a mother feeding a chick so the symbolism seems more towards a new babby
yeah, it feels like irony, this is what fang could've had if not for her relationship with spear. or, rather, their home is with each other.
i thought it looked like two fully-grown birds
What the hell happened in that video?
What are the chances of an alien episode?
Higher than zero.
Still hard to say at this point but even if somewhat more fantasy oriented, that shouldn't be a barrier to visits from the outer void
We're doing Bronze Age humans this season. You can petition for Aku-style Lovecraftian aliens next season.
There will be no next season. Genndy already showed the "the End" slide to one of his animatics when he announced they had finished production on this one some months ago. I hope i'm wrong, but...
got a link to that by chance?
Not possible to create a hyperlink to his butthole.
>https://www.instagram.com/p/CVlvAzwP63y/?hl=en
It was on Instagram. This could be just how they end this season, but they didn't do this type of thing last one, and there's really no reason for a third season now that stakes have ramped up so much in this one.
I find that suitably ambiguous to consider the possibility of more, but I think many will agree things are most likely to wrap up in this season
Two seasons will be more than I might have hoped for once upon a time
Right, and I'm not saying I don't want more, I just think Genndy isn't going to take that approval for another season.
I always say that a show shouldn't go on (or keep the same protagonist) for more than 3 seasons. I would be fine with 2.
If they wanted to do a third it could easily be done with a pseudo reset by having new characters in a different part of the same world.
That has never happened in the history of ever, despite people always saying some show or other could.
That's just because most people are lamebrained plebs who get too hung up on specific characters instead of seeing the world itself as a bigger part of the picture and something of a "character" itself where all kinds of stories can take place. Imagine how cool it'd be if it were done and eventually it was revealed to be taking place concurrently with the events of the earlier seasons?
>That has never happened in the history of ever
They could, but that's probably even more unlikely than a continuation of the show after this season's story arc ends.
>alien
non-zero, but not in the way you think
https://www.indiewire.com/2022/07/genndy-tartakovsky-interview-primal-season-2-1234743398/
>After this 10-episode iteration of “Primal,” Tartakovsky revealed for the first time his intention of turning “Primal” into an anthology franchise, embracing other genres in the same minimalist animation style. “The big idea is that ‘Primal’ becomes a brand,” he said. “Visceral, emotional, raw, minimal dialogue, artistic. And, with this brand, it can be about aliens, World War II. We’ll see if anybody is excited about it.”
Not my alienerinos!
I hope what he means by this is that he's gonna make a bunch of series in the Primal world, with the first series being in the Stone/Bronze Age (Primal), and the other taking place in different time periods.
I'm actually kinda hoping they're disconnected. Too many ingredients and your stew will either taste horrible, or bland.
Good, anthology format is my favorite and something comics/cartoons have been desperately missing for YEARS
I suggested exactly this back when season 1 was airing but people said it would be too similar to Samurai Jack. Look who's laughing now.
HELL FRICKING YES, THANK YOU homie
Wtf was that long ass jelly?
Fantasy. Seems a bit of a blend between jellyfish and a sea slug, maybe a pinch of Portuguese Man O War
Life truly is good
What does giant sea turtle taste like?
I know freshwater turtles are reputed as very gamey, but if sea turtles didn't taste at least edible they probably wouldn't have been eaten to near extinction in some places
Apparently Galapagos ones are damn tasty.
British academy of science had a problem with acquiring Galapagos turtles because it was so tasty people just ate them on the ship. Once they got eleven ones, ten to eat one to study, but they still ate the last one.
There's good eating on them.
>that slow back way to stand closer to Fang
>that look at each other
my fricking god I love them so much
This got a good chuckle outa me. The whole "welp I'm outa ideas what about you" feel was great
Nice episodes. Poor Fang's dilemma in the second episode was interesting. She cared for both Spear and the other dino, and tried so hard to make them both to just stop fighting.
I love how uncomfortable they are, and how they hope that screaming at those whales will make them go away. Then again, I'd probably feel unnerved too if I was on a boat and something that large swam directly underneath it.
He's pretty smart to build that raft, but not smart enough to use an oar or a sail.
Yeah, spear could see the boat was made of wood, but the specifics were lost on him. He knows how to get wood and how to make rope and tie things together, so he did that to make a large wood thing that floats.
that roar from that close could not have been good for spear's ears
The reaction was gold
>WHAT THE FRICK IS THAT!?!? WHAT THE FRICK ELSE IS DOWN THERE!?!?
>Screams
>A whole bunch more pop up
>His arms just drop like "Understandable have a good day" and waits until they leave before he gives his friend the "What the frick was that" look
Spear would do well in Florida.
I would have unironically shit myself so goddamn hard the reactive force would have sent the raft to the new land at Mach speed
Early man's first encounter with whales at sea must have been terrifying. Land was already full of megafauna and now they're out in the open ocean with something that puts every other creature they've ever encountered in terms of size to shame. Add on that there's no real way to escape it if it's hostile and it had to be pure terror.
>Here be dragons
I'm glad blue whales are not evil. Literally all they have to do is just surface below a ship and everyone on board is dead.
Good end:
Spear raises the babies with Fang
Mid end:
Spear and fang realize they can’t be together within civilization and separate, leaving fang a single mother
Bad end:
Spear has to raise the babies after fang dies
Wrong.
Bad end
Fang turns into human, fricks Spear. Create ultra humans.
Mid end
Spear turns into Trex and Fang has his Dino babies.
True ending
Spear fricks Fang and creates Dino human hybrids. Lives relatively calm long life with Dino wife and children.
FRICK THIS TREE IN PARTICULAR
AND THIS ONE
AYO FRICK THIS WHOLE FOREST
>Spear starts cutting down trees and yelling
>Fang doesn't get it but starts smashing trees and yelling too
>they yell at each other for a bit and then go back to smashing trees
I love their interactions.
Please don't frick it up Genndy
2.4 seconds upon spawning in a Minecraft World
>he plays with bonus chest enabled
>when she sees your dick
Man how the frick are you getting these all under 4MB?
VP9 has made things a lot easier.
>just casually hauls a fricking dunkleosteus (or whatever kind of armored fish) out of the air
Too big to be a dunkleosteus, probably a coelacanth imo
Two devices, nyukka
>Its gonna go on break for another 9 months after 5 episodes
They can't do this to me. THEY CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
I DID MY WAITING
uhhh, no?
they just haven't listed the synopses that far ahead yet
we've been confirmed to run all the way to september
Oh thank god, I only saw a couple descriptions and thought it was gonna be the same wait from the first season all over again
this whole finale sequence is so fricking sick I really find myself at a loss for words to describe it
Believe me, I am praying with everything I've got that I'm not wrong or they walk back on it
i will post in both
can anyone post the celtic women
more like posthumous
what a waste
a roight beauty that one
I would freak the frick out, too, if I woke up alone somewhere strange and saw this thing coming at me.
also the last time he saw anything remotely similar to this it went very differently
This last episode was full of a bunch of callbacks. You get the worm in Fang's footprint, the Hag, the Tyrannosaur eating a woman in front of Spear. There's a lot of relived ptsd there in some of those things.
>the Hag
She wasn't that similar to the witches. She has fairly different features.
She's an old woman magic user... That's hag.
The Celtic doctor looks like a really old human. The Coven witches had primitive apish cavewoman features.
It was sort of comical with her
>The boys bring in some unga from the beach and need me to heal his dumb ass
>Use my finest frickin mud
>Dumb Unga wakes up, spazzes out, and sets half my house on fire
>They calm his ass down. He is lucky the chief is vouching for him
>Beat his ass for setting fire to my place. What? You thought that was part of the healing process? Shit why do you think I waited till after to knock him out
>Ugh finally hes out of my hait
>Holy shit a trex!
>Holy shit there's two of em!
>Dumb Unga rides one through my fricking house
>My house fricking explodes
>Frickin damn it the chief better do something about this
>Hmm...maybe I should start a demolition business on the side
>>Beat his ass for setting fire to my place. What? You thought that was part of the healing process? Shit why do you think I waited till after to knock him out
Kek. I was thinking that whipping the injured part with smoldering branches and spreading what looked like feces on it seemed counter-intuitive. Would be funny if she just wanted some revenge.
There were dinosaurs probably everywhere, but you need very rare and special kinds of circumstances for an animal corpse to end up fossilized rather than torn apart by scavengers. And then you need another set of rare and special circumstances exposing the fossil's rock layer to the ground level at exactly the right time, so that people can find the fossil before it gets destroyed by the elements. Europe does have some ideal spots like that, such as the Solnhofen limestone in Germany. But the US happens to have more of them.
There are very likely a lot of fossils that are so deep underground that they'll stay hidden from us forever. The Bernissart Iguanodons were found only because a coalmine was dug up in that spot; they were over 300m/1000ft underground. Some other fossils may have been destroyed by the glaciers altering the landscape during the ice age.
Also this
I feel like the shot of him opening up his eyes submerged in the mud is perfect for a funny filename but damned if I can think of one
fukken SAVED holy shit
I jumped out of my seat and yelled something along the lines of HOLY FRICK KINOKINOKINOOOOO at this scene
Did anyone else notice the Jaws theme played for a bit when the giant turtle was about to snap at Spear from behind?
Yeah
I missed the episodes when is it streaming on hbo max
Tomorrow/Today
Couldn't tell you what time
Anyone have all the other drawings from anon in the primal threads when s1 was airing? I lost them because of a hard drive failure.
eesh, not all of them, but I might have a few sitting around
Thanks anons. I know there was more but I suppose I could go through the archives myself later.
found this archive diving
i got 'em. i can post them here.
also, you know the drill. any requests? i'm a little rusty but i'll try my best
Make him happy.
how's this?
>Humans kept a Dino lady as a sex slave
Hot
i drew a lot, damn. don't wanna flood the thread
Don't feel bad, just dump away. Your art looks pretty good
make another thread, this will probably reach image limit
We're not even close, isn't image limit these days like 300? Should be fine to share images here, I'd like to see more of that anon's art.
Dump the art famalam
I fricking LOVE comfy snow feels. It's a shame that the only snow episode had to be mammoth rage
Not sure if that's supposed to be a mating display of some sort where he offers food to her, or if he just REALLY fricking loves fruit
Godzilla reference of some kind
this was always my favorite godzilla attack
Ahahaha!
I was expecting the Gorosaurus kick against Krog but this is even better!
NANI?!
Good ending with Red dino
Basically this
maybe draw an alternate timeline where he was tamed by the tribe instead of preying on them. Having them paint him in their colors, pulling a chariot with the chief in battle, getting the whole village drunk on fermenting fruit
Based drawanon, thanks.
How about more drunk fang?
what's genndy doing different here? i didn't like samurai jack very much and i'm not just talking about season 5, hell season 5 actually had me invested before ashi joined, but i still never finished the show cause it just couldn't hold me. on the other hand i can't get enough of primal even though this show just feels like samurai jack but with a duo. what subliminal messaging is tying me to the screen that his other shows don't have?
He's taking the parts that people liked best from samurai jack (the extended no-dialogue scenes) and making a whole show out of that.
What really sets Primal apart from other action shows is how well directed all the non-action sequences are and how they're even room to breathe in a show about a dinosaur and a cave man killing things. The quiet moments aren't simply rushed through to meet the next action sequence, there's time and care put into them that enhances the action when it does finally start.
Immersion through visuals, sound, and pacing
Samurai Jack but no restraint when it comes to the violence + everything is an extensive no dialogue scene
Primal has less filler and is more condensed than Samurai Jack.
>i didn't like samurai jack very much
Well that's understandable it made a lot of questionable choi-
>and i'm not just talking about season 5
This is a Simpson reference and you can't tell me otherwise
okay
edit of the juice stains to be white on her mouth when
>some of the more irresponsible of our woodland creatures reap the benefits of this harvest
me on the left
Those little hops are so fricking cute.
>beat the devil out of it
The fact his arm did get better means somehow it worked.
I think the pink powder stuff may have had something to do with it
but this is also the same stuff that catches her house on fire, and then blows it the frick up
>somehow it worked
now get the anal vibrator
fang and red fang polyrhythmic beat
>red fang
Why are you calling him Red Fang? He didn't have a big snaggletooth.
many red fangs
This
He should be called Stripe or something
how about Red Dick, because that's all he amounted to literally.
Wtf was his problem?
Might never have seen another dinosaur before
At least one like the two of them
He was fine, it's Fang's ties to Spear and humans that is the abnormality.
>backs down for fang twice
>spear keeps trying to kill him anyway
red did nothing wrong
This. Spear was acting like bit of a moron.
Kinda wish they had given him more of a justification to lash out l (like red sizing up that one kid or something), but maybe his dino trauma runs too deep or something.
Spear was trying to drive him away. No matter how you look at it, Red was stil in the middle of the human village.
Yea, Spear saw Red get munchie on a human and since he doesn't have ties to Red nor is fully aware of Fang and Red's short time together he likely just figured Fang was acting weird
Spear had PTSD because it was like when his wife and children were eaten
He seems to have history with the celts. He knew his away around their fortifications after all. For all we know the celts drew 1st blood.
this absolute fricking thicc red chad takes fang out for a good time getting drunk af, society just wasnt ready for some fat dragon dick just yet.
rip cherry frickboy, taken in your prime.
met a widowed mother who lost her two children in a horrible "lower down on the food chain" accident.
his problem was trying to hit that.
He's an animal.
How do we even know he’s male?
Maybe it's a female maybe not, doesn't matter unless Fang gets fertilized eggs
He wouldnt be courting Fang if he was a woman, anon, I dont care what modern textbooks have told you.
I suppose I'd go with the males having brighter coloration logic, plus behavior and the nest metaphor
Where is the Mega?
Really homie?
Where is it?
YOU
DENSE
MOTHERFRICKER
JUST GIVE ME THE LINK
STOP GATEKEEPING.
Read the thread, it was already posted, if you can't find it then you are just that moronic.
I've read the thread, and no it has not been posted.
homie you're dumb as shit. I Fricking hate this woke groomer shit and even I see this
Still don't see it. Where the FRICK is the link guys?
Anon, you either hid the post, are haunted by a ghost or just cursed.
dead link
What the frick do you call this?
Confirmation that you are a 100% genuine moron.
That was not there when I saw it. Must have been hidden by a Janitor.
i refuse to believe that this is the night feeder
So it's confirmed then, Spear and Fang are the OTP
>Just walking along your street
>peer up at a fence or something and see that staring down at you
He's not even drawn THAT spooky but that's still nightmarish
>That's "It's not what you think" look on Fang's face
My sides
Like a husband caught cheating on his diet.
I know it was supposed to be a serious moment but I fricking lol'd at that shit
>Spear! It's-it's not what it looks like!
>bad dog caught in the act
For me, it's Fang's sopping wet dino pussy.
cloaca
We need more shows like Primal, it cuts all the BS and just gets straight to the action
except it really doesn't
there's lots of parts where it just sets up the mood or holds for an emotional moment. and that's a good thing
That isn't BS though. BS is extensive, pointless dialogue scenes
This guy is entering Godhood
I'd like to know more about the witches
>entering Godhood
Your god just got his ass beat by water and then a t-rex in the last two episodes
Copy/pasting what the chief said according to some anon in an earlier thread:
>Faigh ar ais!
"Get back!"
>Fan siar!
"Stay back!"
>Tá uisce go leat.
"There is water for you."
>Tabhair leat bia.
"Bring food."
>Is féidir leat fanacht linn.
"You can stay with us."
It's nice that they've managed to introduce speech into the series in a way that feels immersive but doesn't leave you behind if you don't speak any of the languages being used, since it's pretty easy to discern what's being said through context and facial/body language
I just hope last season's mega folder guy updates it with mkv files instead of mp4 we got yesterday
>I just hope last season's mega folder guy updates it with mkv files instead of mp4
The container is irrelevant. The encoding is what matters. But yes, I would also like to see a higher quality version.
is it just me, or did the art team frick this up. looks nothing like fang to me except for the stripes
i was talking about here specifically
anyone got the link to the season 1 and 2 megas?
if yes then i appreciate the help
asked about season 1 megas.....
guess i better kill myself
ah yea, those are season 2. thought there was one more season. sorry about that, what about season 1?
there used to be a base64 link in the last season to avoid linking to the folder directly, whi I guess
refers to.
Is Primal the most kino cartoons we currently have?
Like Jesus, I've gone back into western animation recently and this shit is next level
I would have cummed non-stop if SU had this level of animation and story telling
It's basically the only show on its level.
The only thing approaching it in terms of quality is Arcane and that was like 6 years in the making with bottomless-pit China money backing it.
It's also a very different experience. I had a blast watching Arcane but weirdly despite the amazing visuals, it has little to no rewatch value for me. Primal on the other hand I'll gladly watch over and over again.
>Previous thread about the races and which other extinct humanoids they mixed with
Makes me wonder what a "pure neutral" human with none of the other intermixing would look like. A middle-easterner?
was this the worst beating Spear has gotten thus far? He (and Fang) got a good amount of slashes from the bush Raptors in Blood Moon, but I can't think of another time he got fricked up this badly
from one of the previews, he's gonna get filled with spears and arrows in a future episode.
i want an episode where they're both shown super exhausted and bloody, having barely survived something, and then just falling over on the ground to sleep it off
Technically the last time he got his ass kicked this badly was in River of Snakes, coincidentally by Fang. Probably would have died in that episode if Fang was actually trying to kill him.
Honestly, when you think about it, Spear doesn't really win a lot of his solo fights, does he?
>Episode 1:
Outnumbered and far outclassed by the horned rexes, Fang was the equalizer that kept him from dying
>River of Snakes
Fang saved his ass from downing. Though, to be fair, he might not have ended up in that situation if he wasn't fighting Fang.
>Cold Death
Might have survived since he might not have gone for a whole-ass mammoth without a dinosaur backing him up but the Mammoths would have kicked his ass just the same if he did
>Blood Moon
Super dead. If not to the raptor swarm then to the giant spider
>Rage of the ape men
Super dead. Has to fight black goo roids gorilla without Fang distracting it, no way in frick he makes it to the black goo himself
>Scent of prey
Wouldn't have happened without Fang but if it did, Spear clearly got overwhelmed by the wild dogs, super dead
>Plague of Madness
Probably survived actually. Since all they really did was run away.
>Coven of the damned
Probably super dead, without seeing what both Fang and Spear went through together plus the butterfly, the witch might not have had a change of heart, but even if she did, she probably wouldn't have gotten away with it without Fang
>Night feeder
Fang literally tackled the night feeder and saved him. Spear is super dead
>Slave of the scorpion
Maybe survives. Depends on how he handles the ape men
>Sea of Despair
Dies of exhaustion and starvation since Fang is the only reason he successfully killed the turtle.
>Shadow of fate
With the whole village backing him up, he probably survives, but probably wouldn't have made it across the sea in the first place without Fang
I can't recall, did he at any point ride on Fang's back in Plague of Madness? If yes then Spear is super dead without her, people forget just how slow we humans are compared to basically everything
He does but he was able to keep up with her without riding her during other parts of the chase
Is anyone going to the panel at SDCC later today? A QRD after would be great. I couldn't get a badge for Friday and this was the only thing I really wanted to see this year.
>people forget just how slow we humans are compared to basically everything
Slow, yes. But we have endurance that shames nearly every other mammalian species.
>Slow, yes. But we have endurance that shames nearly every other mammalian species.
Doesnt really come into play with zombie dinos, though.
The age of consent has not yet been invented
>Season 2 already has not one, but TWO ancient e-girls
Why are there doubts about this season again?
wait, where was the second?
I assume he means this one from this trailer shot
So Spear is from the Iberian peninsula right? The only way he could have reasonable gotten to UK/Ireland
Likely, for a long time that was thought to be one of the last places that had surviving neanderthals
Hispanic chads rise up
>Spain was one of the last places Neanderthals existed and is where those famous Neanderthal cave paintings where found
>Celts migrated to the Iberian peninsula thousands of years ago and purged those Neanderthals
>Next episode Spear is in a cave with cave paintings very similar to the Irl ones in Spain
>Spear finds out what the humans did to his kind
Putos galicios, tomad por culo! Folla cabras de mierda.
Aren't most Galicians Suebian rape babies?
I don't know, most of my knowledge of Spain is only of the Muslim period and after it, specially the civil war too.
I just had the meme around and thought it was funny because the similar names. I don't actually know how strong the Celtic connection besides the obvious same name for gealic
The Suebians Migrated from Germany all the way to Roman Hispania, eventually setting in Galicia and ruling there for around 200yrs until the Mussies invaded. Hence why I call Galicians Suebian rape babies (germanic tribes did alot of raping man).
Eh, he knows it's a hostile world and that the celts he actually met were kind to him. He's got to have known his kind were in bad shape out there, from one thread or another, or even simple isolation
He'll save his and Fang's rage for the people that actually frick with them
Remember that the Primal world has fantastical elements to it and is most likely a low fantasy world. Spear's Home Continent might be the last bastion of truly primal life. Humans in the New Continent has seem to have mostly tamed and killed off the primal life there with a few remnants like Redhead being an exception
Would he have encountered whales sailing from there? Not that Primal is super accurate, but still.
Those guards look awfully familiar.
>sexy queen with brown slave girl
You think this is who the guys were trading Mira's people with?
Will she die?
I think so. We see a boat in the same style in the trailer and it has Spear fighting those same soldiers on it
on top of dinofrickers now we have child frickers too. how does this happen?
hey now, what's wrong with a bit of good old fashioned dinofricking? Nothing, that's what
this show has absolutely no sex whatsoever. how does the horny get attracted? where does it come from?
dinosaurs are inherently sexy/handsome. There does not need to be any additional stimulus - just a bit of imagination on your part
Those are some strong arms for a non-neanderthal child
Everyone did there part way back.
I bet you had children that could beat McGregor
Headcanon that the chief's wife was neanderthal like Spear.
The kid does look different than the other celts
I did like seeing an ill-fated encounter with each of their loosely respective kind.
i love this episode but it looks like the animation spared some expenses
Yeah, if you have a sharp eye you can see some the times they cut corners. Primal's visuals are strongest in regards to it's colors and stunning background art. But the 2nd season also looks like it has more budget in general. The whole scene of them on the open ocean and fighting the Meg during the storm looked fantastic.
The 2nd episode makes me think Fang and Spear are going to have to part ways. Their time together has made them unable to settle with their natural species, and it's causing friction between them.
I need to catch up, is there a good mega for season 1?
Kino episodes so far. Glad we're getting all ten episodes in a row.
I hope Fang isn't going to resent Spear for the whole new boyfriend dying thing...
She almost got herself some dino dick
>almost
homie, she expecting.
>Primal
Smile and faith restored.
So awesome it's hard to believe it's real. A show with a silent protagonist and no dialogue? All action? Set in the neolithic? And it's a cartoon!?
Every now and then, kino still makes it through the kosher hellhole of Hollywood.
"Fricking goddammit, I just got laid! Why does this always happen?"
>survival kino AND feels kino
glad to be back
Will watch later. Just need to know: are the episodes good so far? On par with the rest?
Yeah absolutely top-tier, no drop in quality, still feels like the exact same creative team behind it top to bottom.
pretty fricking worth a watch imo
i just hope we get to see some of those kinda bronze age looking dudes in ep3, the whole thing is a pulp neolithic clusterfrick, with some horror inbweteen.
They are really, really good. Great character moments, great action scenes, some hard gut punches. There's also clear continuity between episodes.
Yes very good
What was your interpretation of Ep2's theme?
Initially I thought it was that creatures should just stick with their own kind. The 2 birds at the start co-operating to get a worm for their chick. Fang & Red effortlessly teaming up. Spear & Celts bonding (after initial warming up). Then you have the dinos and humanoid worlds colliding and it immediately goes to shit with humanoids and dinos dying.
You have shots like the flying squirrel eating the mosquito and think OK it's all just predators & prey, birds & worms, dinos & humans and they can never get along. But then you have the scene with Spear befriending a wolf / dog. So I dunno. I'm a brainlet.
That there is no way back for either spear or fang, both have seen to much and changed to ever really be with their own kind in any meaningful way
>No way back to the island
>No way back to a tribe
>No way back to mate
Hmm, interesting take. It was going well for both of them when they were apart as well. If they could just go their separate ways then you'd hope it could work out for them but then it's in the dinos' nature to hunt human(oid)s.
I think this is generally the idea. The main vehicle here is that, together, neither Spear nor Fang fit into their respective worlds anymore. The bond they've created ostracizes them from anyone but each-other, creating a them-against-the-world dynamic that drives the story.
However, the one other person who can fit into this irregular team is Mira, who's now the common goal driving the narrative forward.
It's going to be Spear and Fang fighting entire armies to get her back. It's just Samurai Jack, except now it's two mfs, the portal is some lady, and Aku is... well, whatever that horned dude is. Primal Aku.
I reckon the Celts will back Spear & Fang in their time of need.
We know they're a coastal dwelling people so presumably they too have been affected by Scorpion King (or whatever his name was).
Not totally sure if it's a celt but in the trailer, spear is definitely riding with another human on that giant bird.
Fitting in. Spear does not fit with the friendly Celts, Fang does not fit with other dinos anymore. Even when they try and partially succeed, in the end they stand out too much and throw away their chances for a fresh start. Spear is much too primal for civilization (he can find common ground with wolfdogs easier than with people), Fang got way too civilized for an apex murder machine.
For better or worse Fang and Spear are stuck with each other.
>this scene
>then the scene of the duo walking away you see the parent bird feeding it's chick
FANG IS PREGNANT
by Spear
What drives a man to zoophilia?
Bonding, trust, and like a hundred life or death experiences
Also Fang is a cute and good and smart girl and a worthy mate
I meant you. Try being normal.
-->
Dont go near any pets.
Fricking based
>Imagine riding and hunting with your dino waifu.
I don't think that was a baby bird
for me,
its the big jellyfish
Episode 3 promo
So either he's having a dream sequence back to his own cave or he's in someone else's cave
Seems like it's just setting up that Spear is about to encounter a massive civilization.
What is the science behind logs floating? Wouldn't a dino and a giant sea turtle be too heavy?
archimedes' principle, homie - buoyancy is equal to the weight of fluid displaced
a raft that sized could easily stay afloat with a several metric tons of mass atop it
So what's the release schedule?
Every Thursday
>Shadow of Fate
So, this title is trying to tell us that this ep is major foreshadowing for stuff that’s gonna happen later, right?
She's pregnant with Red's kid, right?
Technically, "pregnant" is not the correct word when referring to an egg-laying animal. When reptiles are developing an egg inside them, they're said to be "gravid". But yeah, I think she is forming a babby or two.
>gravid fang
PrEGGnant
so, eggnant
Baby Gravid.
PREGAGANANT?!
>Gravoid
underrated
I like how Fang just watched Spear have his tantrum without getting into the water to help him.
>fang is almost certainly going to have red's baby
spearcucks.... we're never gonna get our mutant dino babies now...
>a wolf is fine too
Is she preggers with Eggers?
The Northman sequel lookin good
knowing genddy, raptor riding celts isnt off the table
you just know he's gonna find a way to work in vikings
So is the runtime gonna be 2 eps every thursday?
On a scale of 1-10 how much will you cry if fang dies in the finale?
Depends if they give us Fanglets.
Why were there so many dinosaurs in america and not europe?
America is just better
The church had longer to hide them.
For whatever reason the Europeans and the Asians decided it would be a good idea to grind up fossils as medicine. Same thing with mummies
Plus the bombing of Dresden destroyed museums that contained dino bones.
Legitimately depressing reading into the ways we've lost historic things.
Europe has been pretty densely populated for 50x longer than the americas, particularly NA
When a farmer plows up some crazy old bones now it becomes a big local news story and paleontologists show up and and everything gets carted off to some museum
In 1500 they went "Forsooth, look at these wacky demon bones" and then hung them in the local town hall or something for people to look at until a generation or two passed and the new lord decided he wanted a deer head up there instead and they got given to the dogs to play with
Yo shit I just remembered something
The initial marketing described Fang as “on the brink of extinction”
Perhaps she is partially aware of this, and instead of being upset that a new potential mate was killed, she became upset because she knows the dinosaur population is getting closer to total extinction
Just my two cents
I really wish we got some action figures, I would love to take a Fang and Spear on a hike
Seems like the best possible ending for Spear and Fang will be them dying together in a last stand.
This universe is too grim for them to get a happy ending.
That's absolutely a mating display. It's based on that of predatory birds.
I liked how Spear was so fricking crazy and savage that he was about three seconds from getting killed and failing his quest to save his friend because he violently sperged out at genuinely nice people and wore himself out throwing a fit
It's endearing how simple Spear's mind is.
>first plan is to just swim after the boat
>second plan is to build a raft, but he nearly gets himself and Fang killed because he didn't think of how to propel the raft forward and didn't plan on what they will eat during the travel
When they're stuck in the middle of the sea and they realize there's no food anywhere nearby, even Fang seems to be thinking something like "why the frick did you get us into a stupid situation like this".
I also like how Spear's so primitive that his usual method to handle problems is frightening them into submission by screaming at them. It's particularly lovely when he screams and flails a spear at the villagers who'd bandaged his arm in an attempt to save his life.
I'm reminded of this video:
I'm not sure if I'd love or hate to be in that situation. Looks cool but terrifying.
actual, literal unga bunga logic
Have another freaky one.
Damn that was close.
they probably didn't want the diver anywhere near their mouths. they can't swallow something bigger than a grapefruit and they don't really have masticating teeth.
Spear is a smart guy, but he is still a fricking Paleolithic Caveman. Even encountering the Celts who where Late Neolithic in their technology is fricking jarring to his Neanderthal brain. His mentality still has alot of animalistic and Primal instinct tied to it, his planning skills and foresight are nowhere as good as a humans. Also him never knowing anything about the ocean or boats is also a reason his plan was very risky and poorly planned.
Like the other Anon said, Spear's logic is still Unga Bunga level. He'll probably get smarter the more he encounters Humans
It's fascinating to me his plan ahead is so animalistic in nature he didn't even think on bringing water or a Spear.
Thing is, he's never left his... island? Continent? before. It makes sense to me that he just didn't understand how far they'd end up having to go or how long it would take. Even a modern human wouldn't know or understand that without any prior knowledge or context.
That's honestly what I love about Spear's character and his design. It flip-flops from him being almost human to him being a primal ape. It fits since the Stone Age brought this kinda clash between Primal Instincts and Human Intuition to the psyche of all Hominids. It was the age of transition from beast to man, and Spear is its personification.
What's weird is that almost all humans went through that phase even the ones isolated.
Or maybe anthropologist are wrong in their conclusions that humans existed for 100 k years as non civilization small groups of egalitarianism where there were no families just the group and you can go to another group and there were no leaders.
Seems even relative isolated or previously isolated places had something of a culture with hierarchy for the last 6 thousand years.
Why the change?
Anatomically identical humans to us popped up around 100,000 years ago. Mentally identically Humans popped up around 50,000-30,000 years ago. Humans where the most successful hominid to exist, overwhelming their Neanderthal brothers in strength, innovation, and reproduction. The Human brain had something unique that no other primate had, something that I can't really describe. The human brain forced 99% of humans too advanced into a greater level of consciousness and intelligence whether they liked it or not. Sure there where and still are alot of civilizations that are stone age mud hut dwellers, but they are still human in mind and body, not violent animals (for the most part)
I'm sure some hippy/commie and or most anthropologist would think of you as an emotional simpleton.
That you're wrong for praising a non egalitarian society, that's morally better being forever pre paleolithic people than societies with slavery, racism and sexism.
Funnily enough, the Anthropology class I took in college actually encouraged us to think differently from the moronic hippie mindset that Stone Age humans where egalitarian hippies. I wrote an essay about how Early Human societies where probably very similar to the Chimpanzee societies when see today, I used the Gombe Chimpanzee War as an example with a few others. The Prof. loved it, which made me kinda shocked.
Yeah, I know that there's no consensus but I saw a comic by some lawyer having the hippie take and although I'm left moderate it really bother me the seemingly obvious bias for political reasons.
I mean I know that I have my own but you know I can tell that's his.
That's not a hippie mindset. It was just the predominant view in the field for over a century, and while there has never been great evidence towards early humans being egalitarians, we still don't have strong evidence against that view so it still has prominence.
That said, even though it's outdated I still highly recommend the Origin of the Family, Private Property and the State by Friedrich Engels. Despite being written in the 1800's it's an extremely digestible read and really eye-opening. Marx could only dream of being half as good of a writer that Engels was and the book even has humor in it at times.
A lot of the little evidence we have about neanderthals points to them living in isolated family units rather than larger cooperative tribes. No one will ever know what the actual difference in brain biology or thought processes were but many theories are things like localized disasters leading to competition over resources where humans would gather together and guard the available food sources and the outnumbered neanderthals working in smaller groups couldn't compete.
In terms of technology available and that kind of thing, it's hard to say for sure because obviously anything from that long ago is really vague, but the tools that we attribute to neanderthals aren't any less advanced than the ones we think are from modern humans in similar time periods.
This would make sense with what we see in Primal. Spear and his family were living on their own, while the celts had a larger village.
The highest point Neanderthal tech reached was using fire to hunt and crafting stone weapons and tools. They where not stupid at all, the problem was humans just advanced faster due to their brain. Humans hade their stone tools better, more durable, and created stuff like early bows and slings. They also knew how to tan leather and create the earliest form of protective armor, the most Neanderthals wore was furs and untanned leather cloths.
What do you guys suppose the world would be like, had neanderthals become the dominant hominid?
I feel like we might have gotten to where we are today (technologically, linguisitically, socially, etc) but maybe delayed by a few thousand years, at the least.
Wonder what kind of alien technology would look like if it got as early as physics allowed them to be.
I know we're fairly early because the universe will stay habitable by stars for thousands of trillions of years.
Still if the universe is infinite somewhere got to our desire to improving and learning to the max! Say 10 billion years ago. There's probably is a limit, I don't subscribe to the sci-fi ideas if becoming God's or anything like that but what are those limits?
If humanity doesn't destroy itself and if there are no other intelligent forms of life greater or equal to us in the galaxy then humanity would probably never stop advancing and will eventually become like pic related
I do hope we are and by some metrics we could be.
>Born to early to be a million year old homosexual Ultima that asserts dominance on the primitives by squatting on their planet
Its not fair bros
Has anyone here read the Dune books?
Because the book dislikes religion so bad I believe most readers don't realize there's some meta implications that humans are in fact there to explore the universe as gods people. After all on the undisclosed future that God Emperor is set in the archeologist mention how there's still no other aliens even after probably 100s of thousands of years, with technology can go an inifite distance away from any other place, that can even go to other dimensions.
Now of course this is because Herbert wanted to have an universe where only humans are sapient aliens. Which like I said before is a meta God.
Dune criticizes the of fanaticism of Religion, especially the fanaticism of Jihadist era Arabia and the Crusades. I don't think it's anti-everything about religion, just the extremism.
Can you rephrase that because I don't see the line between point A and Point be, Are you saying the book is so pro-human exceptionalism no there place in the universe has antigen life, therefore we are gods?
We are not gods but no other intelligent aliens exist or will exist because the writer of the books makes it so.
For the people of the universe who live in it, that exceptionalism could be interpreted as evidence of God. Why else would the universe be devoid of intelligence life like ours even after exploring for so long and even in other universes?
This may be silly but if I was in the situation of those humans I'll be at awe and horrified for that realization.
It's a possible to interpret it that way since people will find evidence of god in anything. You're really just not saying much.
I think there's more evidence of it after exploring the whole galaxy and any distance away from planet earth and somehow other universes
This, everything would have advanced at a slower pace to the point that Neanderthals might evolve into a hominid similar to humans.
My theory is that humans were simply more socially organized, which not only allowed for better survival, but allowed for better transmission of new skills and techniques.
I don't know why but when spear was looking up at the flying things I lost my shit his expression is priceless
Of course Fang would only allow herself to love a male that is bigger than herself
Why did he jig?
They went in on the differences in a few scenes, he's bigger, got a noticeably blunter head, thicker thighs, tail spikes, and visible pecs.
How are they going to survive that many arrows, Spear even got one in the knee!
>that Blood and Thunder sequence in the first episode
god I love this show
That red dork has a huge dork.
Fang has one too, that's how theropod hip bones are attached to the muscles
I always though that structure was called the "pelvic boot" but now that I'm looking for it I can't find any real places where that term is given.
I think pubic boot may be another term
Speaking of, I wouldn’t mind giving Fang’s or even Red’s a good ol rub
Boot
The thing about Primal isn't that every single frame is some absolute masterpiece, but all of its various attributes, even if somewhat weaker in spots, come together to an experience that makes you focus on the atmosphere or action or feels instead of JUST animation
Which will always be better than flashy but soulless
I want Spear and Fang to encounter a dragon.
>Dragon rider and dragon
>Same story as our heroes
>Fight
>They notice they are very alike
>Stop fight and camp toghether just to go in opposite dirrections
Would be nice ep
>beginning
Oh god, they're doing another Mira but for Fang
>end
Goddammit Spear why couldn't you just let him leave?
I'm gonna hate how this will hurt their relationship.
Part of me wishes that Fang isn't going to hold a grudge in the coming episodes. But like others have pointed out, there's a good chance this season will focus a lot on how their weird interspecies relationship is ultimately keeping them both from truly healing among their own.
I don't want it either but I would find it stranger she's just chill about it next ep too.
fang_(primal) oviposition
>The egg is so big it gets stuck
In Spear's butt.
Would you rather the ending be they split up or fang dies? Because one of those is happening
Ride off into the sunset.
Honestly I could do with either them dying together or agreeing to split up.
Both seems fitting with the way things are going.
Split up I guess, but only because they both find their happy ending.
I liked the chief. He looked rather unassuming. He didn't physically look as fearsome as some of the other men in his tribe, and he wasn't wearing some kind of flashy clothing or regalia that would immediately indicate that he's a man with power. His actions made him appear rather gentle too; he was able to see that Spear was in an unusual situation, and he had sympathy for the weird angry caveman and his dinosaur pal. But apparently being gentle doesn't mean he's a weak leader. Since everyone listened to him, he must've earned his tribe's respect.
Most human tribes have alway had the most wise and intelligent be their ruler. Physical prowess is indeed important, but a wise chief leads the tribe to prosperity and can solve problems a warrior really cant. The Celtic, Germanic, and Slavic tribes greatly respected wisdom, especially when it was combined with competent martial prowess.
Who knows, the chief might also be a beast in combat
Might've been a dex>str chad.
Yeah, he probably earned his position by being the smartest of them all. Spear comes from a violent primitive world where you have to be the biggest baddest motherfricker around and physically defeat those who might threaten you. But this guy's clan is developing an early civilization, and they'll need smart people who come up with new clever ideas that might work better than brute force. Like for example helping out an odd stranger and seeing if he'd be a good addition to their village.
>helping out an odd stranger and seeing if he'd be a good addition to their village
Actually, with how happy they were to help a stranger and leave him unattended and unrestrained, I wonder if the Celts have ever made contact with outsiders before. I'd imagine they'd be more cautious about trusting random washed-up people if they'd met dangerous others like the slavers.
Apologize to Gendy and female kind for saying a woman would ruin the series.
Not until season 2 is over and she still hasn't fricked it up
but so far so good
The next two episodes are going to be all about Mira again.
I'll wait until she comes back into the picture.
How would you fix Fang’s food dependence issue?
By fricking her massively obese ass non-stop as exercise
Reminds me of Sin City
have a nice day.
Don't use your power for evil
>Mega has a cooldown on how much bandwidth you can use
>Got cucked at 9 minutes in episode 2
Frick my life
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lHtZQj-g8PVKsvjZ9oGu41v3UnQn1-W
Will there be pitch animatics available like there was for s1? I need to hear genndy do a megalodon roar.
Keep an eye out on the Adult Swim website. They've got all the others up so far so hopefully they don't boot them exclusively to HBO Max going forward
>There’s a big surprise that will get people to hate me or enjoy it, but as a storyteller, this is me having fun.
What's it going to be, bros.
Fang being prengan
It's a postapoc future world
So you're telling me all those intelligent apes was a reference and a hint all along? Son of a b***h.
Spear rejects humanity and becomes Fang's husband
He also said again in a recent interview that he expects a lot people will yell at him for some of the surprises but he thinks it'll be fun.
Boy, I hope it's not something really stupid that breaks the world building.
>FANG, YOU HAVE TIME POWERS!
I want it to be Aku being canon, and the source of all the various eldritch black things (the Night Feeder, the witches, the apes' goop)
Image if the Horned God is actually an entity more powerful then Aku
Powerlevelgayging aside, at a narrative level I just don't see it happening. This is a bronze/stone age setting. Aku was teleporting between planets, casually turning into whatever-kind of army-killing monster and was literally invincible to anything short of a no-bullshit god or one specific weapon.
Keep in mind that for the story to have any tension Spear and Fang need to at least have a chance to survive whatever the big guy can do.
>Jack turns out to have been sent to the wrong time period
>teams up with Spear to find another portal, going through it and expending it
>Spear goes back to unga the scorpion king's bungas
There's honestly nothing so far that says this entire story can't be happening in some tucked away corner of Aku's future
There's all kinds of stuff like this and stranger in Jack
God that would be one hell of a mindfrick if Spear kills a dinosaur only for it to turn out to be robotic. Then spiral from there into Samurai Jack's world.
I dont know how I'd feel about it.
Same, the black goo being aku juice makes sense. Aku before becoming conscious was just evil goo after all, so this could take place before he was awakened.
Amazing episodes.
So next episode is on friday of the next week?
Next Thursday
MEGA FRICKIN WHERE
if you reply to this your mother will die in her sleep
Fang's face when she realizes she might've been eating some of Spear's friends was priceless, just, "Whoops."
Call me crazy, but I think this episode was quietly setting up to learning Mira isn't what we think. There was a similarity in Fang's interactions with Big Red, and the circumstances, and I feel like Genndy wouldn't do that without some greater plan. Or maybe I'm crazy.
I also said like two treads ago that Mira might be a twist villain or antagonist (which to be fair is a pretty cringe theory tbh). I believe she might be a worshiper of the evil god and that she is captured to be executed. The story she gave Spear might by false in order to garner his sympathy. Its a big stretch tho
How we feeling today Primalbros?
Scared that fang will die but otherwise good
I am super stoked primal is back, and I have been popping back into this thread every-so-often all got damn day
In accounts of the Endurance clusterfrick in Antarctica, when the crew tried to make a crossing to a proper island on lifeboats one of the main problems (besides being constantly splashed with freezing ocean) was the men on the verge of going insane from thirst and tearing through their stock of raw meat desperate to suck on any remaining blood and juices in it before the officers stepped in
Can't imagine how much worse it would be suffering that while also under a boiling sun. I'll take hypothermia over roasting any day
Hehe. Roasty boy.
imagine if there was also a giant TRex
omg s2? yayay!! ty gendy
have a nice day
im serious ep 1 was v cool i love gendy
>Everyone malding about Spear getting a gf
>Turns out Fang got and lost for good a bf first
Lol
lmao, even
The Celts were speaking Gaelic, right? Has anyone tried translating anything yet?
Look up buddy
Yeah I think someone translated it in tte OG thread. I unfortunately did not save it.
>Has anyone tried translating anything yet?
Yes, but it doesn't matter because he's saying exactly what you think he is.
Just read the context of the scene
Same thing with Spear and Red hood language (I'm calling him red hood)
The sign of good visual storytelling.
Not my translation but this is from the other thread:
>Faigh ar ais!
"Get back!"
>Fan siar!
"Stay back!"
>Tá uisce go leat.
"There is water for you."
>Tabhair leat bia.
"Bring food."
>Is féidir leat fanacht linn.
"You can stay with us."
Hah, Fang got drunk.
>Fang is into redheads
Human-dinosaur relationships aren't right.
Flip 180 degrees and your "last digits" is what you are. Fricking Satan
Go away zoophile
shit taste detected
dinosaurs are perfect dates
Sorry you were touched as a kid
TRY TO STOP ME
i want a every time we touch amv
These gifs make me happy.
What's the peak predator in this series in you guy's opinions?
Witch Queen was the most dangerous predator on the old land
look at him go
image spear dealing the antics of two big dinos on his journey
Thats the real reason he killed Redhead
excellent loop
saved
I love that this is our first look at the final boss of the show. No big. Imposing shot ir statue, just a crude drawing of something that scares the frick out of Mira.
I remember someone had drawn a pic of an armored spear and fang facing him down wish I had it
Makes me wonder how Spear is gonna fight this fricker, he may be strong but can he really face a fricking massive warrior god? He'd need to rally an army to stop him methinks
I doubt he exists in the physical world. People probably know him from visions peering into his domain and the like
I really thought episode 2 was going to be about recruiting allies. Mira's probably extremely important to some kingdom or something so I can see Spear and Fang saving her would then give him some reputation in case he wants to participate in a war. There was a scene with battlements in the trailer.
I dont think Spear is capable of even explaining that he's after her.
>screams
>screams louder
>tfw the weird wild man keeps flailing and yelling "Meeruh" over and over again
Spears can say "meeruh" and he can draw a humanoid in the sand. He could totally convey his goal
Is Spear intelligent enough to grasp the concept of slavery or is it all just "Giant Man take me woman. Me go prove stronger and unga his bungas to win her back." to him?
I feel like one of the episodes will have Spear experience Bronze Age slavery in its full brutality.
He will soon learn the concept after they put a collar around his neck
>Spear and Fang's story ends with Jack going back in time and stopping Aku
>final scene is them hugging as they fade away
Would he do it again?
Not if he knows what's good for him.
He already said people are going to yell at him and he's fine with that.
Thats a really bad sign imo
I'm not gonna yell, I'm gonna lynch him.
>spear fades away while fang remains
that'd be trippy
why would he be the only one?
It's a nice lark but I can't separate how the proto-aku was shown as just eating land and life like the blob, not turning creatures into hulks under the light of the moon
>gay dinosaurs
c'mon now this is a bit much
What?
Stop projecting your homosexualry
Did Elton John make a guest appearance?
500th post: Fang is sexy
>zoophile keeps spamming
And you guys say reddit is shit
Frick you she’s hot af
Seek help.
does it count as zoophillia if the animal in question doesn't exist?
Yes.
>moralgayging about a fictional dinosaur when there are literal pedos on the board
>its impossible to walk and chew gum
Pedos should suck-start a shotgun too.
Human females absolutely seething
Is this gonna be the last thread for a while or is someone gonna post a new one?
Don't see why a general can't be kept up while the show's airing if people want it
I think there sheer balls it would take to erase the timeline the story takes place in again would not only be okay by me but make me retroactively love season 5 of Samurai Jack. Imagine we get a whole series of stories of wild, outlandish action where fully fleshed out badasses aide Jack and help him defeat the ultimate evil knowing it will erase them. That shit would be ART.
I honestly thought Spear was going to do shadow puppets for that celt kid make her less scared of him.
before the thread ends I want to say
good thread boys, can't wait til next thursday