Primal

>They made the white people primitives
Frick this woke show

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wait is Spear supposed to be a Native American or something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's a neanderthal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/gcJZZIf.png

        >They made the white people primitives
        Frick this woke show

        considering human migration and that not even the mesopotamians were around at the same time s the neanderthals it is likely that they were wiped out by the people south west of mesopotamia

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But Neanderthals were hella white. In fact there are arguments than homosapiens only developed white skin by interbreeding with Neanderthals.

        https://i.imgur.com/gcJZZIf.png

        >They made the white people primitives
        Frick this woke show

        Also side note, Neanderthals had the largest brain to body ratio of all organisms to ever live on the planet, they were indeed smarter, stronger, and hardier than Homosapiens. They literally only died off because of interbreeding and homosapieBlack folk eating all their food and overwhelming them in numbers.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bigger doesn't mean better, or elephants would be smarter than us. You can only speculate on their relative intellect, and the lack of foresight and development compared to old humans.

          They were also fricking short, and nobody believes in short kings.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go jerk off to femboys

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First off how goddamn dare you use my screencap for your shit on ass bait thread

    Secondly, frick off I hope people aren't moronic enough to reply to this

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >/misc/ is now seething because of primal
    Now I like the show even more!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go back

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else get a little hot and bothered by Fang courting that young buck?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fang ALWAYS has me hot and bothered

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you want to see them walking around with Iphones and caramel macchiatos?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Celts are cool and based, OP. You don't like Celts?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please, please someone make a real thread and not feed the troony vermin trying to politicize the show

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They made a real thread, it was just lonely reddit morons responding to no one, making play-by-play posts as they watched it. They could've watched it earlier too if they had seen the mega in the previous thread before it:
      >https://mega.nz/file/2qR3mBJY#Lu7jkG3uyCq98iqcacKO9S-LP_MiKVpqu4RyJHSqxtE
      >https://mega.nz/file/KioDDSbZ#HnBtswN5YY57heql6pSKkRYrCxpXf7sPJ4z0AJv0gk0

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >nooooo you can’t participate in the watch along you have to be joyless and watch it alone

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This. Cinemaphile exists to discuss which children are the most frickable. Watch along threads are cringe.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You never had to oust yourself as one of the autismos, anon.

          This. Cinemaphile exists to discuss which children are the most frickable. Watch along threads are cringe.

          lol. This, I love Transphibia!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >genndy is a talentless woke shitter
    Tell me something I didn't know.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Celts have always been subhumans. They still are to this day.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >show is called Primal
    >surprised when people are primitive
    I really don’t know what you were expecting man.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >electiongays trying to ruin literally everything

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are your morons keep bumping the thread, stop replying tards.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This thread is based. Your thread sucks. Cope harder megagay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Megagay didn’t make the new thread. I know because I did

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I never made a thread, I just made some watch along homosexual seethe.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >depicting white people as anything but stepping out of the seafoam as a 1950's nuclear family
    Its genocide is what it is.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think is the "primal theory"?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably he realizes the celts hunted his people to extinction on the mainland. He is: The Last Neanderthal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They'll fight a missing link.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aliens

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In the new interview, Genndy said something about having a thought progression from "Ancient Egypt to aliens." There's magic and stuff in this universe, and that horn guy looks powerful, so maybe some sort of cosmic horror entities made man. Fits well with the pulp.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh so we really are getting aliens? Cool.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Only in the finale to tie into next season. Just like we got a bronze age human at the end of last season.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hoping the magic stuff will lead into dragons and cuthulu type ayy shit. They already leaning into some demonic or elemental stuff right now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yakub

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Primal is post apocalyptic after aliens, demons, etc fricked shit up or something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The gods made man to basically be food for dinosaurs and other nasty shit. Somehow we persevered.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People are just shoggoths

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The world is just an arena where aliens plopped all of Eartg's most savage beings to have a big ol' Ultimate Warrior contest since nothing follows real world history.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fabricated outrage
    Cinemaphile suck
    This why reddit and facebook better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Curious. And yet, here you are anyway, zoomer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I am smart

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This

      https://i.imgur.com/gcJZZIf.png

      >They made the white people primitives
      Frick this woke show

      In what way? I haven't seen the show but the craddle of civilization is called like that for a reason

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >This why reddit and facebook better
      Nah, those places are worse.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am shocked, shocked to find that during an prehistoric era where dinosaurs roam the land the white men were not dressed like the Victorian era and regularly hold philosophical debates about whether or not the soul has physical weight! This is an outrage, my congressman will hear about this!

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this show good? it looks kinda dumb. like if someone took the unga bunga memes way too seriously.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Easily Genndy's best show since OG Samurai Jack

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >muh gore makes up lack of substance and depth
        yeah no thanks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Filtered.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn't enjoy all the interactions and bonding Fang and Spear have with eachother between the action
          Pleb

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Have you watched it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pleb.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I hope we get more zombies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So it's better than a bunch of shit that isn't worth watching?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty much. The only reason there's any hype for it at all is that it's basically the only western action cartoon in existence. Even 10 years ago it probably wouldn't have gotten a second season.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >since OG Samurai Jack
        That is a shitty meme so not really saying much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's better than 99% of shit that's on and is discussed on Cinemaphile today.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it's better than 99% of shit that's on and is discussed on Cinemaphile today.
        That's not a high bar

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Then it's worth a watch from you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it's good because the other shows are shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. And It's good because it's genuinely good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's an action adventure gorefest show with a caveman and dinosaurs that now includes Bronze Age shit. It's a love letter to Conan fans. If you don't like that kinda stuff then its not for you friend.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Amphibia and Owl house are far better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >easy bait
      I don't think so, anon.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gleefully lap up the shit
    >"wtf why do we have so many bait threads on this board?!?"

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    131955953
    Your thread sucks.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't watched it. Are they talking now? Might be a big mistake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There were about like 5 lines in Gaelic. That's it.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >woke
    i know you're joking, but this is actually very racist because early humans were black. this is historic revisionism once again giving black accomplishments the the white man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DAS RITE!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no matter how racist you arenthe fact that humanity originated in africa is indisputable.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          DAS RITE!

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go woke, go broke.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >even a show about cavemen and dinosaurs has white people bad bullshit in it
    wew lad, I'm astounded at the level of conditioning going on in the animation industry. Glad I never watched past the first episode.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the heads up OP, won't watch or support anything by genndy from now on.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go woke, go broke.

      >even a show about cavemen and dinosaurs has white people bad bullshit in it
      wew lad, I'm astounded at the level of conditioning going on in the animation industry. Glad I never watched past the first episode.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Cavemen are primitives
    And water is wet.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So, it has come to this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For anyone who didn't watch the episodes, OP is trolling. Also, these posts did not add any new anons into the IP count:

      Genndy went woke?

      DAS RITE!

      They're samegayging and bumping the thread in an attempt to create a controversy.
      Ignore this thread and use the other one instead.

      [...]

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Genndy went woke?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. OP's fricking around.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't get that vibe so far but who knows in the later seasons

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >someone is primitive in a caveman show

    ...

    duh?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to rape drunk Fang

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does this show have any girls? Or is it just homosexual bait?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fang

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who is Fang?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dinosaur.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It has a cloaca and is blue.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This show is for woke homosexuals who hate modern masculinity and want to eradicate the white race. What do you think?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        come on.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I know it's bullshit but leftists hate modern society and want to destroy western society so what do you expect? Groomers the lot of them. But God forbid you have an attractive woman. That's the real offensive thing that is also somehow racist. Unless you are white. Then they can make you the evil one.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This is gotta be a troll. I know I'm taking the bait, but whatever.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, just your average mentally ill Cinemaphile poster.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Fighting dinosaurs is somehow woke
            ?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God I fricking hate Cinemaphilemblr.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >God I fricking hate Cinemaphilemblr.
      Then why are you still here?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's literally history though. Euros were banging rocks together in caves while Egypt was building great works

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Euros were banging rocks together in caves
      KEK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Please don't tell me you think blacks built the pyramids.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Please don't tell me you think egyptians were "white"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          15-18th Dynasty R1b haplogroup royalty says otherwise. Underclasses were Semitic though if that's what you want to hear. None back then
          or before where related to the current Coptic population today in Egypt today, are only partially black.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ok anon and how many of them were fricking celts? You know, the guys in the OP image?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No one claimed any of them were Celtic. The Celts are just one branch people off of the Indo-European tree. If you're asking if some leaders were genetically related to Europeans, they were. King Tut is related to 70% of British men today.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anceint euros build 10 000 of these bunkers expecting Black invasion. Bow to these peope defending fortress Evropa 4000 years ago.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >more advanced than the brown-adjacent MC who is a caveman
    >primitive
    Enjoy your [you}.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dropped.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go debate age of consent laws groomer

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >woad
    >kilts
    >celts
    Celts didn't exist back then where's my fricking Picts!

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    god damn just hurry up and have a nice day you pathetic chuds

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >celts
    >primitve
    checks out, those barbarians need to learn some true culture from the superior Romans

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anon I love white people as much as the next guy who isn't brainwashed but even we were a primitive people once upon a time if you go back far enough

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    White europeans were no diferent than African tribes until the Brown romans started to bring civilizations to them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well no we still had metal. You should watch the movie pathfinder, it depicts Vikings that sailed to north america and how easily they could kill the natives because of metal weapons and armor while the natives only had stone and wood.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The roman empire had been gone for like 600 years by the time vikings reached Newfoundland.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You had metal smithing techniques you took from the romans you fricking norse-hole.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ....homie the Romans adopted Celtic shield and armor designs.

          Like early roman republic had literal identical armor, the Celts were extremely famous metalsmiths. Are you some weird Romaboo mutt?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >vikings
            >celts
            The frick are you on about? The norse took it from the romans and the celts took it from the greeks who took it from the egyptians. Learn your shit. And I'm for the picts, who were native to the isles long before the people who would become the celts were chased out of eastern europe.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Learn your shit
              mate, do you legit think the celts learned smelting.. from the Greeks?

              Also the Picts were a fricking celtic subgroup you literal mongoloid.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The picts share common ancestors with the greeks then interbred with the celts they do not stem from them.

                >Celts
                >Who took it from the greeks
                >Who took it from the egyptians

                The Celts were smithing bronze at the exact same time as those people, are you fricking high?

                The celts were doing it at the same time because they got it from them

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Celts
              >Who took it from the greeks
              >Who took it from the egyptians

              The Celts were smithing bronze at the exact same time as those people, are you fricking high?

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    homie these dudes were speaking Irish

    Ancient Irish lived in huts and stone huts exactly like this, there were no great monuments of technology in Ireland or Britain.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homie the town was based on Skara Brae in Scotland.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Angry ham sandwiches.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They made an Asmongold cartoon?

    I know it's a shitty joke, sorry

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Worst bait I've seen all week.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    those are gaul

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dodged a bullet by not watching this troony infested piece of shit, thanks OP. Have a bump.

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