Anything would have been better than just the two of them rolling down a mountain and then fire man getting sucked back into hell.
They should have dedicated an entire episode to their fight.
I admit that the show was well written until the final episode. 1 stronk man defeats a fire demon by pushing him off the hill. Despite being undead, the fire demon just gets dragged to Hell and that is how the conflict is resolved. Stronk man does not die despite being on fire for a solid minute. Then he gets an erection just before death so he could procreate. Bravo, Genndy. Bravo.
When the Chieftain first morphed into a snake, I thought for a hot minute the fight was going to involve him transforming into fiery versions of all the various opponents Spear faced off against in Season 1. >Giant Python from River of Snakes >Giant Spider from Terror under the Blood Moon >Krog from Rage of the Ape-Men >The Night Feeder from The Night Feeder >Infected Sauropod from Plague of Madness
It would've been cool, but I actually liked the ending we got anyway. If the episode hadn't of meandered in the first half so much, they could've theoretically fit in a fan-service fight like what I described, but it's fine either way.
I honestly don't know what you guys expected, it's not the first time they were powerless against overwhelming threats (supernatural or not), he's literally made of magical fire, and was invincible, there was no way in which Spear could defeat him >Inb4 "he got beaten by falling down the mountain"
No you idiot, the devil grabbed the Chieftain because Spear died, that's literally the only reason why the devil buffed him up, Spear saved everyone else by dying
I admit that the show was well written until the final episode. 1 stronk man defeats a fire demon by pushing him off the hill. Despite being undead, the fire demon just gets dragged to Hell and that is how the conflict is resolved. Stronk man does not die despite being on fire for a solid minute. Then he gets an erection just before death so he could procreate. Bravo, Genndy. Bravo.
But why did he sell his soul if the devil already had it, literally all the Vikings were in hell already.
>Is this just legitimately the best Man and Dog story ever told? >Doesn't frick the dog to piss off everyone that b***hed that their relationship wasn't like that
No.
I just find it very hard to see how Spear, horrifically burned on every inch from scalp to toe, badly beaten, on the precipice of death, and devoting his shockingly massive reserves of energy not to complete rest and healing, but to cooming. Mira wasn't even that attractive.
>be dying from horrific third degree burns >everything hurts, everything stings, constant burning sensation in every inch of my skin >feel death's grasp, feel my heart in my throat, feel the breeze of the tunnel and prepare to see the final light >a horrific sharp pain runs down my penis >feel the foreskin peel off like a rotten banana, throbbing pain >but also feel, her >her sweet nectar embraces the rotten flesh, her womanhood slowly welcomes my decaying manhood and the oh so familiar rhythmic pattern comences >feel the PRIMAL urge as I fade away >feel the PRIMAL urge to cum, to jizz, to curse this vile land with my spunk, a primate-like rage quickly spreading through my carcass makes me fully erect >death is imminent, the heart slows down, Im slipping away >but I must CUM
I admit that the show was well written until the final episode. 1 stronk man defeats a fire demon by pushing him off the hill. Despite being undead, the fire demon just gets dragged to Hell and that is how the conflict is resolved. Stronk man does not die despite being on fire for a solid minute. Then he gets an erection just before death so he could procreate. Bravo, Genndy. Bravo.
his penis would have melted away considering the state of his body.
Anything would have been better than just the two of them rolling down a mountain and then fire man getting sucked back into hell.
They should have dedicated an entire episode to their fight.
indeed, we get entire episodes fighting some random dinosaur, but the final boss gets one bad scene.
Honestly I think the concept worked but the execution was shit. Revenge is a totally hollow goal and the viking dude got what he wanted and then the devil guy immediately fricked him over for an eternity of suffering.
>I think the concept worked >except the concept was stupid
Revenge being a hollow goal that leads to a shallow victory and an eternity of suffering was the entire point.
When the Chieftain first morphed into a snake, I thought for a hot minute the fight was going to involve him transforming into fiery versions of all the various opponents Spear faced off against in Season 1. >Giant Python from River of Snakes >Giant Spider from Terror under the Blood Moon >Krog from Rage of the Ape-Men >The Night Feeder from The Night Feeder >Infected Sauropod from Plague of Madness
It would've been cool, but I actually liked the ending we got anyway. If the episode hadn't of meandered in the first half so much, they could've theoretically fit in a fan-service fight like what I described, but it's fine either way.
I thought that satan or whoever was giving the chief powers so he can bring Fang and Spear to hell. Then when Fang got set on fire and Spear tackled him off I was expecting them to get dragged to hell and next season back to episodic stuff, this time going through hell
Rage of the Ape-Men is still my least favorite episode. I have no idea why everyone else likes it. Random goo that turns things into the Hulk is more of a departure from Primal's original premise than a caveman interacting with civilized cultures but everyone who hates season 2 loves this episode.
And Hulk Spear's design is so ugly so I'm glad that it never reappeared.
It’s just so fricking tense, dire and manages to keep building momentum at every turn. It’s fricked up and gets resolved in a very satisfying fricked up way. Even rewatching it I get uncomfortable.
I understand where you're coming from but the original premise of the show was a guy and his dino buddy engaging in some rather intense fights with fantasy level shit. The fictional nature of the weird black goo and borderline civilized monkeys could have been replaced with cocaine and smaller cat-sized gremlins and we would have had the same result, which is some pretty entertaining hyper-violence and I think most importantly a follow-up of Spear actually nursing Fang back to health. And to be clear, it's the hyper-violence why everyone loved it.
The caveman interacting with civilized cultures was the furthest departure from the premise. However, the premise of the story will get old after a while - the show can only show Spear manufacturing novel murder devices and murdering weird things so often before it gets boring. Likewise we only have a limited range of things Fang can do to demonstrate she's the goodest boy until that too becomes repetitive. The decision to actually have Spear take on a dimension about feeling apart from civilization I think was a great direction for the story and I don't think Fang was given any less of a role because of it because they utilized the last dimension of her "character" available and that was a focus on motherhood.
It's hard to view it this way but the purpose of the Ape Men was to injure Fang in a believable and non-fatal way. It is meant to strengthen the bond between the two, which I think was one of the strengths of the show in that there was tonnes of minutes "wasted" watching these two idiots chill. The opening of the Ape Men episode with them chilling on the beach was probably one of my favourite moments in the entire series because we saw that they were, capable of peace. And this point was further demonstrated when as Fang tried to make Spear and Red come to a peace as Spear had accepted the peace of the people who took him in.
>after drinking the entire lot of black goo Spear still has it in his system >in some kind of dormant state, it throughly poisons him and acts by decreasing/enhacing his viciousness, explaining his subsequent jobbings and wins >it's still seemingly killing him slowly >pop outs for the final fight as soon as Spear is engulfed in flames and later finally succumbs to it AND the burns
might be just autistic fanfiction anyway, not the best
>Is this just legitimately the best Man and Dog story ever told? >Doesn't frick the dog to piss off everyone that b***hed that their relationship wasn't like that
No.
>Did he end up with her?
Varies by version. >Original manga
Hyakkimaru takes too long dicking around hunting demons and Dororo's an old woman by the time they meet again >Original anime
Doesn't cover their reuninion >Game
Hyakkimaru wraps his shit up while Dororo's young and hot and they hook up. >New anime
Hyakkimaru wraps his shit up while Dororo's young and hot and...
>Did he end up with her?
Varies by version. >Original manga
Hyakkimaru takes too long dicking around hunting demons and Dororo's an old woman by the time they meet again >Original anime
Doesn't cover their reuninion >Game
Hyakkimaru wraps his shit up while Dororo's young and hot and they hook up. >New anime
Hyakkimaru wraps his shit up while Dororo's young and hot and...
It's implied they went with the game ending.
Also the game's just legitimately good both as an adaptation and as a hack and slash game.
Just caught up. Feels were had all around. Yeah the final half of the last episode was rushed as frick, but all in all still good. I love Fang's dumb little babbys. And I need someone to draw that queen b***h getting fricked to death by giga-homie wieners because she deserves way worse than just that little tumble down the boat.
They were a peaceful people, like the villagers we see earlier that offered food to the Colosseaus ahead of time and the queen ordered Gigahomie to exterminate. They didn't have it in them to fight. Gigahomie himself didn't really start fighting until his daughter was endangered during the initial capture. If the entire village fought during the initial capture then the Colosseaus would have gotten wrecked right then and there
They're subsistence farmers in the fricking before times anon. Why would they anything else?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Looked mostly like fruit collectors to me. And why are they so GIGA
2 years ago
Anonymous
Very heavy fruit, obviously. Practically a superfood.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Can't be much for the brain though if they didn't realize "hey I can smash these tiny men" until they saw someone else do it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Looked mostly like fruit collectors >growing pearl millet >raising chickens for eggs, and possibly meat >farming fricking quaggas also presumably for meat and milk
If anything they seem like they'd have a relatively rich diet without having to hunt frequently.
You know people didn't lift weights back then, and soldiers have large muscles because the strong become soldiers, not that being a solider makes your muscles big. You would only fight on battlefields on occasion so it wouldn't be enough exercise to make you strong by itself as opposed to farming.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>You know people didn't lift weights back then
When DID weightlifting become a thing, anyway? Seems obvious enough that "lift heavy thing, muscle get bigger" would be observable and common.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>You know people didn't lift weights back then
They absolutely did if we're far enough in history for viking long ships. Everyone on the mediterranean understood physical fitness by 700 BC and intentionally cultivated it by forcing all citizens to serve in the army or row in the navy, both of which force you to become fit. After leaving military service they still actively maintained their physicality and even created sports and games around it.
Where the hell do you think the word gymnasium comes from? The only reason why any classical era society wouldn't encourage exercise is if they don't possess the time to in which case they're already getting exercise from just surviving. Otherwise the society needs its citizens to be strong enough to fight at any given war season.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I mean it's an anachronistic setting. I'm just talking about Kamau's people, who are pre-classical. Obviously there was weight lifting in ancient Greece, but in civilizations without sports, there was not weight lifting.
I recently started this series and just finished S1. It's sloppy but really good. Lots of nightmare fuel and nasty shit but it's never overdoing it.
Please tell me Mira isn't gonna be a huge distraction because the Spear and Fang buddy adventures are pure kino.
Also please tell me Spear and Fang are gonna get dino-married
Like, to add to this, immediately the addition of Mira threw off the dynamic between Spear and Fang.
Fang is shown to be of equal intelligence to Spear on numerous occasions and is very much an independent and intelligent equal, not just an animal. She's smart enough to investigate, deduce, communicate clearly and directly with a humanoid, understands deep emotional notions such as grief bonding and playful rivalry, and has the self restraint not to just start eating mysterious corpses as seen in The Night Feeder and Plague of Madness.
But Mira is added to the mix and all of a sudden Fang is reduced to a pet that can be goaded with treats. And this is just going off the last episode of S1, as I haven't seen S2 yet.
Well sure, my post you replied to there was just autism nitpicking, but my main gripe still stands, the addition of "plot". Like people can't just let Genndy make the slow-burn episodic content he wants to make, with very little continuity and only a thin wisp of plot and background. The shit that made Samurai Jack so great. No, we need continuity now, everything needs to be plot-heavy, everything needs story arcs that span entire seasons, and episodes can't be self-contained stories anymore. I loved Avatar but it's like everything is trying to be that now, and I resent it.
I recently started this series and just finished S1. It's sloppy but really good. Lots of nightmare fuel and nasty shit but it's never overdoing it.
Please tell me Mira isn't gonna be a huge distraction because the Spear and Fang buddy adventures are pure kino.
Also please tell me Spear and Fang are gonna get dino-married
>furgay seethes, drops the show
Based, have a nice day dogfricker
I just finished season 2. Overall I do wish we had just gotten more of season 1, the Mira story arc and her character were not needed.
With that said, I still very much enjoyed season 2. Primal Theory was good, however I would've rather had a "real" episode instead of it, I guess it was just there to be a backdoor pilot, so while not bad it sucks it took one episode away from Spear/Fang.
The ending was good, it didn't need to be a 2 parter, I didn't want a long ass fight with demon dude. I think killing Spear was perhaps the best decision since if this show kept going it would've eventually sucked, perhaps not S3 and maybe not even immediately but more and more with each season. At least we have an amazing cartoon. I would definitely watch a spin-off.
I would've preferred a moon god power up and the finale being the penulitmate. >Penultimate episode is pretty much the same except the part where Chief Burnshit goes to Hell he's intercepted by Fang. >Mira and some villagers spirit Spear away >Fang runs as soon as Spears in the Clear >Burniator goes supernova
Finale >Picks up a bit after the last episode, night has fallen, Chief is burning the village, glassing the mountain, massive wildfires as far as the eye can see >Spear, Mira the hatchlings and a few villagers are hidden in a spiritual grotto marked with Moon God shit. >Full moon above >Basically in bad shape like the original finale >They hear a sound, but it's Fang emerging from the shadows with a massive palm shaped burn mark across her face, she goes and cuddles her babies exhausted as Mira's friend tends to her face >Priestess lady tends to Spear while Mira kneels by >Meanwhile Spear starts having visions >He's alone in a void with only a moon off in the distance >Then the sun begins to rise, in the sunrise he sees his family similar to the vision before his suicide and walks towards them then a light sparks behind him and he feels heat on his back >He sees the plains and village burn, he sees the villagers be burnt to ash, Fang and her young burnt to bone and ash, then finally Mira burnt to bone and ash. He's distraught at their deaths and crumbles at the sight as the fires recede. >The sun at his back, the moon still hangs above. He gives the moon a knowing look. >Looks back to his family, stares for a good pause. >Looks back to the moon, still kneeling, performs the prayer. >Limbs and a body descend from the moon similar to the dancing figure in the ritual from the night before >Meanwhile in the real world the grotto's markings begin to glow >Spear goes Super Saiyan glowing white like the moon, a moon like halo forming around his head his body healed >Him and Chieftain have a full on God avatar brawl fricking shit all up.
>After a long brawl, Spear just straight up blasts the god out of Chieftain, just a mortal again he falls into the fires he himself started and burns alive. >Spear now returns to the surviving villagers >They pray at his feet, he stops them, a weary Fang approaches Spear before accepting him and he places his hand on her snout and pets the hatchlings, Spear goes to Mira >They go to the ruins of the village and come across the ruins of the hut he made the paintings in >Spear puts his hand up to his handprint while Mira traces the wall and comes to a similar conclusion as before >They frick, cut to black on the first thrust. >It's now morning, the moon begins to set. >Spears godly power begins to recede, all his injuries from before return >Spear says Mira, then looks at the sun. >His family appears again, A shadow forms behind them and becomes Spear, they all then become shadows and disappear into the sun. >Mira quietly accepts Spear's death, laying her hand on his chest before raising it to her stomach. >Cut to the same finale shot.
It's a good concept but I would adjust it like this: >Fire guy still invades and starts setting the village ablaze. >Spear and Mira hide out in that spiritual moon grotto >While Spear is still meditating, the Fire guy manages to burn the shrine and kill off the moon spirit, causing the sky to turn red. >However, Spear is able to merge with the spirit and gets the godly powers which he uses to fight off the Fire guy >He defeats him and the Chieftain's soul is forever banished to the underworld. >Unfortunately, without Spear the moon spirit is still dead and it needs to be alive for the world to be in balance. >Spear becomes the new moon spirit and he and Mira share one last kiss before he ascends into the heavens.
Huh, didn't know moon-transformation was something that has happened in a cartoon before when I write my idea.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh I thought you were making a joke, it's almost exactly the same as when Princess Yue gives up her lifeforce so the Moon Spirit can come back to life. Down to the whole Sky becomes a different color because the moon is dead.
Just binged most of it thanks to On Demand outside of two episodes of season 1 and S2E2.
Season 1 was pretty good. I liked the art direction, how silent it was, but towards the end it started to introduce a more fantastical setting.
Season 2 expands on this to the absolute fricking extreme, and while the artwork is better in some scenes, in most others it isn't. The sounds are now cartoony, the violence is over the top (Spear taking on 100 monkeys and nearly fricking dying, now can take on 500+ Egyptians no problem).
The last couple episodes were fine, but specifically the last one, was just bad. Flat out rushed out the shitter, fricking awful. Mira riding burnt hot dog is on the same tier as Bethcest.
I never watched Samurai Jack or any of Gennedy's other shows, but I have only heard that their endings were shit, and now I see why.
Thanks Gennedy for a good, now shit show, thanks Adult Swim for cancelling everything, going woke, and allowing that frickheap on an ending to air, and thank you Cinemaphile for always being here.
Just to add, I have completely given up hope on the animation industry.
After Rick and Morty went down the shitter, I thought this was gonna be the show that would save Adult Swim. It wasn't.
I'm sure there's some good cartoons out there, but every single major channel/studio has jack shit now.
Even the biggest, sunk-cost fallacy shill can admit anythings better than what happened. 16 minutes of nothing followed by a small fight thats ended by the main character dying, and his near lifeless corprse getting fricked by someone who didn't give a damn about him has to be something that puts The Last Jedi to shame. It is such a horrid end to a series that barely started, running over an honor student or crippling a star athlete doesn't even compare.
Yeah, but there's no black goo around now is there
Moon god did it 'nuff said
Fair enough
Anything would have been better than just the two of them rolling down a mountain and then fire man getting sucked back into hell.
They should have dedicated an entire episode to their fight.
Midwit
Dimwit
I honestly don't know what you guys expected, it's not the first time they were powerless against overwhelming threats (supernatural or not), he's literally made of magical fire, and was invincible, there was no way in which Spear could defeat him
>Inb4 "he got beaten by falling down the mountain"
No you idiot, the devil grabbed the Chieftain because Spear died, that's literally the only reason why the devil buffed him up, Spear saved everyone else by dying
I admit that the show was well written until the final episode. 1 stronk man defeats a fire demon by pushing him off the hill. Despite being undead, the fire demon just gets dragged to Hell and that is how the conflict is resolved. Stronk man does not die despite being on fire for a solid minute. Then he gets an erection just before death so he could procreate. Bravo, Genndy. Bravo.
Low IQ autism post
He sold his soul to the devil in order to take revenge on Spear. Spear being basically dead = devil takes his due.
But why did he sell his soul if the devil already had it, literally all the Vikings were in hell already.
>literally all the Vikings were in hell already
>the devil can't into illusions
Gen Z is so used to beta males that when they see a chad alpha male they type things like this online
I just find it very hard to see how Spear, horrifically burned on every inch from scalp to toe, badly beaten, on the precipice of death, and devoting his shockingly massive reserves of energy not to complete rest and healing, but to cooming. Mira wasn't even that attractive.
It's actually normal to coom on the verge of death as a final "primal" urge to procreate.
Hence hanging victims blowing their load and thus erotic asphyxiation being a thing.
It's like shitting yourself on death but with cum.
>be dying from horrific third degree burns
>everything hurts, everything stings, constant burning sensation in every inch of my skin
>feel death's grasp, feel my heart in my throat, feel the breeze of the tunnel and prepare to see the final light
>a horrific sharp pain runs down my penis
>feel the foreskin peel off like a rotten banana, throbbing pain
>but also feel, her
>her sweet nectar embraces the rotten flesh, her womanhood slowly welcomes my decaying manhood and the oh so familiar rhythmic pattern comences
>feel the PRIMAL urge as I fade away
>feel the PRIMAL urge to cum, to jizz, to curse this vile land with my spunk, a primate-like rage quickly spreading through my carcass makes me fully erect
>death is imminent, the heart slows down, Im slipping away
>but I must CUM
And then you shit yourself.
his penis would have melted away considering the state of his body.
indeed, we get entire episodes fighting some random dinosaur, but the final boss gets one bad scene.
Honestly I think the concept worked but the execution was shit. Revenge is a totally hollow goal and the viking dude got what he wanted and then the devil guy immediately fricked him over for an eternity of suffering.
>I think the concept worked
>except the concept was stupid
Revenge being a hollow goal that leads to a shallow victory and an eternity of suffering was the entire point.
When the Chieftain first morphed into a snake, I thought for a hot minute the fight was going to involve him transforming into fiery versions of all the various opponents Spear faced off against in Season 1.
>Giant Python from River of Snakes
>Giant Spider from Terror under the Blood Moon
>Krog from Rage of the Ape-Men
>The Night Feeder from The Night Feeder
>Infected Sauropod from Plague of Madness
It would've been cool, but I actually liked the ending we got anyway. If the episode hadn't of meandered in the first half so much, they could've theoretically fit in a fan-service fight like what I described, but it's fine either way.
It's not about being/not being fanservice/cool, it is about not being moronic.
yeah. For how much build-up the fire demon had, him falling off a mountain was really anti-climactic.
They should have replaced The Primal Theory with a second finale episode. Don't get the point of that filler episode.
morons on Cinemaphile swear it was necessary to state in plain English the theme of the entire show.
I thought that satan or whoever was giving the chief powers so he can bring Fang and Spear to hell. Then when Fang got set on fire and Spear tackled him off I was expecting them to get dragged to hell and next season back to episodic stuff, this time going through hell
Rage of the Ape-Men is still my least favorite episode. I have no idea why everyone else likes it. Random goo that turns things into the Hulk is more of a departure from Primal's original premise than a caveman interacting with civilized cultures but everyone who hates season 2 loves this episode.
And Hulk Spear's design is so ugly so I'm glad that it never reappeared.
It’s just so fricking tense, dire and manages to keep building momentum at every turn. It’s fricked up and gets resolved in a very satisfying fricked up way. Even rewatching it I get uncomfortable.
>I have no idea why everyone else likes it
Grug grow big and stomp monkeys good
I understand where you're coming from but the original premise of the show was a guy and his dino buddy engaging in some rather intense fights with fantasy level shit. The fictional nature of the weird black goo and borderline civilized monkeys could have been replaced with cocaine and smaller cat-sized gremlins and we would have had the same result, which is some pretty entertaining hyper-violence and I think most importantly a follow-up of Spear actually nursing Fang back to health. And to be clear, it's the hyper-violence why everyone loved it.
The caveman interacting with civilized cultures was the furthest departure from the premise. However, the premise of the story will get old after a while - the show can only show Spear manufacturing novel murder devices and murdering weird things so often before it gets boring. Likewise we only have a limited range of things Fang can do to demonstrate she's the goodest boy until that too becomes repetitive. The decision to actually have Spear take on a dimension about feeling apart from civilization I think was a great direction for the story and I don't think Fang was given any less of a role because of it because they utilized the last dimension of her "character" available and that was a focus on motherhood.
It's hard to view it this way but the purpose of the Ape Men was to injure Fang in a believable and non-fatal way. It is meant to strengthen the bond between the two, which I think was one of the strengths of the show in that there was tonnes of minutes "wasted" watching these two idiots chill. The opening of the Ape Men episode with them chilling on the beach was probably one of my favourite moments in the entire series because we saw that they were, capable of peace. And this point was further demonstrated when as Fang tried to make Spear and Red come to a peace as Spear had accepted the peace of the people who took him in.
>no idea why everyone likes it
Because the Hulk out scene is so fricking sick you moron
>after drinking the entire lot of black goo Spear still has it in his system
>in some kind of dormant state, it throughly poisons him and acts by decreasing/enhacing his viciousness, explaining his subsequent jobbings and wins
>it's still seemingly killing him slowly
>pop outs for the final fight as soon as Spear is engulfed in flames and later finally succumbs to it AND the burns
might be just autistic fanfiction anyway, not the best
where spear
Is this just legitimately the best Man and Dog story ever told? The fact there's no talking in it makes it altogether that much more impressive.
>Is this just legitimately the best Man and Dog story ever told?
>Doesn't frick the dog to piss off everyone that b***hed that their relationship wasn't like that
No.
Did he end up with her?
>Did he end up with her?
Varies by version.
>Original manga
Hyakkimaru takes too long dicking around hunting demons and Dororo's an old woman by the time they meet again
>Original anime
Doesn't cover their reuninion
>Game
Hyakkimaru wraps his shit up while Dororo's young and hot and they hook up.
>New anime
Hyakkimaru wraps his shit up while Dororo's young and hot and...
It's implied they went with the game ending.
Also the game's just legitimately good both as an adaptation and as a hack and slash game.
>somehow develop an impregnation fetish from these threads
>series ends with deepfried Spear impregnating Mira
Is my dick a prophet?
I can't watch this show without remembering Titan and what we were rob off. Fricking c**ts.
bro, trust gennedy, the primal theory and the colossaeus 3 parter is very important to the plot, you gotta trust it bro
primal theory was a great ep
Best thing is, it can be watched completely out of context.
Can you have a nice day out of context?
Just caught up. Feels were had all around. Yeah the final half of the last episode was rushed as frick, but all in all still good. I love Fang's dumb little babbys. And I need someone to draw that queen b***h getting fricked to death by giga-homie wieners because she deserves way worse than just that little tumble down the boat.
Spear and Fang are now in the last cartoon you watched (not Primal). How do they do?
>Regular Show's insane randomness combined with Spear and Fang
It's going to be a master piece.
Yes
fang's cloaca
How was the queen b***h able to keep all the gigahomies under control?
>spear/fang
Eggs
>gigahomie
Daughter
>gigahomie
>Daughter
That I know, I'm talking about all the gigahomies who were rowing. Surely not all of them had children or spouses.
They were a peaceful people, like the villagers we see earlier that offered food to the Colosseaus ahead of time and the queen ordered Gigahomie to exterminate. They didn't have it in them to fight. Gigahomie himself didn't really start fighting until his daughter was endangered during the initial capture. If the entire village fought during the initial capture then the Colosseaus would have gotten wrecked right then and there
Kamau proves Charles right btw.
Hm, I suppose. Still feels a little contrived. What they got the huge muscles for/from if they're so peaceful?
Sauce please? Could use a bit less jpg artifacts.
>the huge muscles for/from if they're so peaceful?
Labor.
They're subsistence farmers in the fricking before times anon. Why would they anything else?
Looked mostly like fruit collectors to me. And why are they so GIGA
Very heavy fruit, obviously. Practically a superfood.
Can't be much for the brain though if they didn't realize "hey I can smash these tiny men" until they saw someone else do it.
>Looked mostly like fruit collectors
>growing pearl millet
>raising chickens for eggs, and possibly meat
>farming fricking quaggas also presumably for meat and milk
If anything they seem like they'd have a relatively rich diet without having to hunt frequently.
You know people didn't lift weights back then, and soldiers have large muscles because the strong become soldiers, not that being a solider makes your muscles big. You would only fight on battlefields on occasion so it wouldn't be enough exercise to make you strong by itself as opposed to farming.
>You know people didn't lift weights back then
When DID weightlifting become a thing, anyway? Seems obvious enough that "lift heavy thing, muscle get bigger" would be observable and common.
>You know people didn't lift weights back then
They absolutely did if we're far enough in history for viking long ships. Everyone on the mediterranean understood physical fitness by 700 BC and intentionally cultivated it by forcing all citizens to serve in the army or row in the navy, both of which force you to become fit. After leaving military service they still actively maintained their physicality and even created sports and games around it.
Where the hell do you think the word gymnasium comes from? The only reason why any classical era society wouldn't encourage exercise is if they don't possess the time to in which case they're already getting exercise from just surviving. Otherwise the society needs its citizens to be strong enough to fight at any given war season.
I mean it's an anachronistic setting. I'm just talking about Kamau's people, who are pre-classical. Obviously there was weight lifting in ancient Greece, but in civilizations without sports, there was not weight lifting.
The Gigahomies seemed to be very pacifistic people, only Kamau seemed willing to fight for his daughter.
I love my homie, gigahomie so much.
Don't die on me
Its hard to keep these up without any new content. If we want these to keep going, we need to create oc.
I recently started this series and just finished S1. It's sloppy but really good. Lots of nightmare fuel and nasty shit but it's never overdoing it.
Please tell me Mira isn't gonna be a huge distraction because the Spear and Fang buddy adventures are pure kino.
Also please tell me Spear and Fang are gonna get dino-married
>Mira distraction
She's the driving plot point of the second season
>Dino married
No
show status: dropped
i guess genndy or some of the producers just got the jitters about having a series with no plot
Like, to add to this, immediately the addition of Mira threw off the dynamic between Spear and Fang.
Fang is shown to be of equal intelligence to Spear on numerous occasions and is very much an independent and intelligent equal, not just an animal. She's smart enough to investigate, deduce, communicate clearly and directly with a humanoid, understands deep emotional notions such as grief bonding and playful rivalry, and has the self restraint not to just start eating mysterious corpses as seen in The Night Feeder and Plague of Madness.
But Mira is added to the mix and all of a sudden Fang is reduced to a pet that can be goaded with treats. And this is just going off the last episode of S1, as I haven't seen S2 yet.
She's still portrayed as incredibly smart in season 2.
Well sure, my post you replied to there was just autism nitpicking, but my main gripe still stands, the addition of "plot". Like people can't just let Genndy make the slow-burn episodic content he wants to make, with very little continuity and only a thin wisp of plot and background. The shit that made Samurai Jack so great. No, we need continuity now, everything needs to be plot-heavy, everything needs story arcs that span entire seasons, and episodes can't be self-contained stories anymore. I loved Avatar but it's like everything is trying to be that now, and I resent it.
>furgay seethes, drops the show
Based, have a nice day dogfricker
Primal (True Ending)
RIP toasty homie
Dude got roasted and still had the strength to bust
What a king
It would have been Dragon Ball. If you're gay enough you enjoy Dragon Ball, then yes, I guess it would be "kino."
Old-school dragonball is awesome, sorry you're too much of a zoomer to get it.
>DAE le oomers? xD
I'm 33 and you're trans.
Sure you are, zoomie.
>you're trans
Its not good to project.
I just finished season 2. Overall I do wish we had just gotten more of season 1, the Mira story arc and her character were not needed.
With that said, I still very much enjoyed season 2. Primal Theory was good, however I would've rather had a "real" episode instead of it, I guess it was just there to be a backdoor pilot, so while not bad it sucks it took one episode away from Spear/Fang.
The ending was good, it didn't need to be a 2 parter, I didn't want a long ass fight with demon dude. I think killing Spear was perhaps the best decision since if this show kept going it would've eventually sucked, perhaps not S3 and maybe not even immediately but more and more with each season. At least we have an amazing cartoon. I would definitely watch a spin-off.
I would've preferred a moon god power up and the finale being the penulitmate.
>Penultimate episode is pretty much the same except the part where Chief Burnshit goes to Hell he's intercepted by Fang.
>Mira and some villagers spirit Spear away
>Fang runs as soon as Spears in the Clear
>Burniator goes supernova
Finale
>Picks up a bit after the last episode, night has fallen, Chief is burning the village, glassing the mountain, massive wildfires as far as the eye can see
>Spear, Mira the hatchlings and a few villagers are hidden in a spiritual grotto marked with Moon God shit.
>Full moon above
>Basically in bad shape like the original finale
>They hear a sound, but it's Fang emerging from the shadows with a massive palm shaped burn mark across her face, she goes and cuddles her babies exhausted as Mira's friend tends to her face
>Priestess lady tends to Spear while Mira kneels by
>Meanwhile Spear starts having visions
>He's alone in a void with only a moon off in the distance
>Then the sun begins to rise, in the sunrise he sees his family similar to the vision before his suicide and walks towards them then a light sparks behind him and he feels heat on his back
>He sees the plains and village burn, he sees the villagers be burnt to ash, Fang and her young burnt to bone and ash, then finally Mira burnt to bone and ash. He's distraught at their deaths and crumbles at the sight as the fires recede.
>The sun at his back, the moon still hangs above. He gives the moon a knowing look.
>Looks back to his family, stares for a good pause.
>Looks back to the moon, still kneeling, performs the prayer.
>Limbs and a body descend from the moon similar to the dancing figure in the ritual from the night before
>Meanwhile in the real world the grotto's markings begin to glow
>Spear goes Super Saiyan glowing white like the moon, a moon like halo forming around his head his body healed
>Him and Chieftain have a full on God avatar brawl fricking shit all up.
>After a long brawl, Spear just straight up blasts the god out of Chieftain, just a mortal again he falls into the fires he himself started and burns alive.
>Spear now returns to the surviving villagers
>They pray at his feet, he stops them, a weary Fang approaches Spear before accepting him and he places his hand on her snout and pets the hatchlings, Spear goes to Mira
>They go to the ruins of the village and come across the ruins of the hut he made the paintings in
>Spear puts his hand up to his handprint while Mira traces the wall and comes to a similar conclusion as before
>They frick, cut to black on the first thrust.
>It's now morning, the moon begins to set.
>Spears godly power begins to recede, all his injuries from before return
>Spear says Mira, then looks at the sun.
>His family appears again, A shadow forms behind them and becomes Spear, they all then become shadows and disappear into the sun.
>Mira quietly accepts Spear's death, laying her hand on his chest before raising it to her stomach.
>Cut to the same finale shot.
It's a good concept but I would adjust it like this:
>Fire guy still invades and starts setting the village ablaze.
>Spear and Mira hide out in that spiritual moon grotto
>While Spear is still meditating, the Fire guy manages to burn the shrine and kill off the moon spirit, causing the sky to turn red.
>However, Spear is able to merge with the spirit and gets the godly powers which he uses to fight off the Fire guy
>He defeats him and the Chieftain's soul is forever banished to the underworld.
>Unfortunately, without Spear the moon spirit is still dead and it needs to be alive for the world to be in balance.
>Spear becomes the new moon spirit and he and Mira share one last kiss before he ascends into the heavens.
My second boyfriend turned into the moon
That's rough, buddy.
Is that a reference to something?
Huh, didn't know moon-transformation was something that has happened in a cartoon before when I write my idea.
Oh I thought you were making a joke, it's almost exactly the same as when Princess Yue gives up her lifeforce so the Moon Spirit can come back to life. Down to the whole Sky becomes a different color because the moon is dead.
Post your best Primal meme image
very
post unga bunga to be protected from spear's evil twin, club
unga bunga
Club should be bald and bearded.
Where's the porn of MIRA's fat ass?
>me face when.rock
Just binged most of it thanks to On Demand outside of two episodes of season 1 and S2E2.
Season 1 was pretty good. I liked the art direction, how silent it was, but towards the end it started to introduce a more fantastical setting.
Season 2 expands on this to the absolute fricking extreme, and while the artwork is better in some scenes, in most others it isn't. The sounds are now cartoony, the violence is over the top (Spear taking on 100 monkeys and nearly fricking dying, now can take on 500+ Egyptians no problem).
The last couple episodes were fine, but specifically the last one, was just bad. Flat out rushed out the shitter, fricking awful. Mira riding burnt hot dog is on the same tier as Bethcest.
I never watched Samurai Jack or any of Gennedy's other shows, but I have only heard that their endings were shit, and now I see why.
Thanks Gennedy for a good, now shit show, thanks Adult Swim for cancelling everything, going woke, and allowing that frickheap on an ending to air, and thank you Cinemaphile for always being here.
Just to add, I have completely given up hope on the animation industry.
After Rick and Morty went down the shitter, I thought this was gonna be the show that would save Adult Swim. It wasn't.
I'm sure there's some good cartoons out there, but every single major channel/studio has jack shit now.
Even the biggest, sunk-cost fallacy shill can admit anythings better than what happened. 16 minutes of nothing followed by a small fight thats ended by the main character dying, and his near lifeless corprse getting fricked by someone who didn't give a damn about him has to be something that puts The Last Jedi to shame. It is such a horrid end to a series that barely started, running over an honor student or crippling a star athlete doesn't even compare.
homosexual
The Utah levels here are strong