Primal

Dino Depression edition

tott: how would you try to cheer fang up?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was this Spear and his son or Spear and his dad?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i think it's spear and his dad cause his kids were really young when they got munched

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i think it's spear and his dad cause his kids were really young when they got munched

      I feel like it’s spear’s dad since his kids were literal toddlers when they got flatlined. The kid in this scene looks like an adolescent.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way that big boy Genndy who loves to design characters would pass up on the opportunity to make a new one for Spear's dad, simply no chance
      I think that's just Spear and his son, that scene did come from an episode about mourning a loss after all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This, I'm surprised there's still people who think it's supposed to be kid Spear. Yeah the first episode has them look like midget gremlins but the son's appearance is perfectly in line with the version we see Spear imagine in River of Snakes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally spear on the right, they look exactly the same.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i think it's spear and his dad cause his kids were really young when they got munched

      [...]
      I feel like it’s spear’s dad since his kids were literal toddlers when they got flatlined. The kid in this scene looks like an adolescent.

      It's pretty obviously Spear and his son. The only reason his son looks different is because they hadn't fully ironed out his design in the pilot. In the previous episode(episode 2) his son has a design more reminiscent of the hunting scene

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's literally spear on the right, they look exactly the same.

        There's no way that big boy Genndy who loves to design characters would pass up on the opportunity to make a new one for Spear's dad, simply no chance
        I think that's just Spear and his son, that scene did come from an episode about mourning a loss after all

        You’re all ignoring the context of the flashback, which is clearly Spear having regrets over the mammoth which makes it likelier to him not learning form his father, rather than him not learning something he taught his own son already

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its kind of weird for Spear's dad to look like a clone of him.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That’s not really new for Genndy
            Jack’s dad was just him with facial hair

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Spear and his dad, his kids were too young to be hunting.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bring some food n shit

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GAYBlack folk IN HYBOREA

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >how would you try to cheer fang up?
    Give her the tender loving she sorely craves.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Excuse me?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A pile of caterpillars

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get her a baby T-Rex. Animals have been known to adopt.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >GET AWAY FROM HIM YOU b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The apes, they were worshiping Shub-Niggurath right?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What if spear was a girl and fang was a dude?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You just know

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >No unga gf to travel the ocean and save you from the Scottish

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Twerk it girl

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Primal is the only reason I’m on Cinemaphile right now. Once it’s over I’m pretty much out. Which sucks because this used to be my home board

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where'd you go to?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just left Cinemaphile honestly. Every board was getting shittier so I just left since like early 2021. I only came back for this show

        • 2 years ago
          Boco

          Don't forget, you're here forever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same bro
      the month or two after S1 ended, Cinemaphile had nothing to keep me around. I'd check back every now and then, but that was it until mid-late July. Now I'm here every day again

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >post poll asking who the favorite is
    >fully expect spear to get like 2/3rds of the vote at least
    >turns into a 50/50 race with Fang winning by 1 vote

    Huh

    Here’s the poll
    https://strawpoll.com/polls/poy9RORPQnJ

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just goes to show that they both drive the show forward in their own way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. It's not the Spear show or the Fang show, it's Spear AND Fang
        Which is why if Genndy splits them up at the end I'll make Rage of the Ape Men look like a fricking joke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's because all the people here want to frick fang.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't even know there was a poll though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean can you blame them?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, I blame the parents

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, I don't know about fricking, but those legs just do something for me man

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/adultswim/status/1554135096302735360?cxt=HHwWgMC8wdnospErAAAA
    I can only assume some intern slipped up and posted this a few days late since the footage is from episode 3

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Giver her a deer. Dinos love deer.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people saying fang is depressed
    She can’t be depressed she’s a fricking dinosaur. She’s spear’s pet not his partner. God, I hate you zoogays like you wouldn’t believe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      remarkable
      every single thing you said is wrong

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But Fang is a dinosaur

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implying animals can't suffer depression
      moron
      >She’s spear’s pet not his partner
      double moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're going to the opposite end of moronation, if you aren't falseflagging.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is the most moronic take I've ever seen, good lord

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's making the anti-zoogay look bad, christ. All the time that dude's been reeing, he's never had a take that fricking braindead

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I mean he is someone who takes large amounts of time out of their day to chastise people for wanting to a frick a fictional T Rex, the autism was always going to get worse

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            People who want to frick animals deserve more shame, they clearly never got enough of it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Lol that was easy, knew you were still lurking

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Turns out if you act moronic people call you moronic
                Real big thonk

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's a lot of seethe, I'm going to frick a real dinosaur later

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                See you say that, but I had an old dinosaur plushie that I managed to sew a Fleshlight into. I had to get rid of it cause I couldnt clean it properly.
                I'm sorry, ducky.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You know what
                Maybe its a good thing theres no Primal merch

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well it started with you morons slathering your dicks over the thread, you really surprised people got tired of it?
            Then again at least you're not jerking off to kids like half the board.
            You don't understand, bro, it's only a DRAWING of a child!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              homie it’s a dinosaur, something that isn’t even around today

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's not about morals, that's a zoophile cope. It's sad at best, and nasty at worst.
                I dont care if you jerk it to animals, by the way, just dont be surprised if people like that lurker laugh at you for being a mentally fried loser.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                don't talk about yourself in the third person, it's cringe

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So you actually DO think it's one person? The dude's got you obsessed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nah there's lots of people that are mad about furries/scalies whatever
                but no one but that guy would argue in defence of

                >people saying fang is depressed
                She can’t be depressed she’s a fricking dinosaur. She’s spear’s pet not his partner. God, I hate you zoogays like you wouldn’t believe.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's a big frickin leap to connect finding jerking it to animals disgusting to that. That dude is on the complete opposite end of the autism spectrum.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that was what started this
                >people like that lurker
                refers to explicitly that post
                there's laughing at funny autists that want to frick weird shit, most of the autists laugh about it too hence all the jokes about crushed pelvises and goslings posted, and there's legitimate seething over anonymous weirdos on the internet liking something

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I dont know what to tell you then except to egg that fricker on then and shit the threads up even more. I only came back to this board for Primal, so far the drawgay is the only reason I stay.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You have genuine autism

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesnt know of the secret dinosaur sex islands billionares have
                Once news breakout its gonna make Epstein's place look like childs play

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Always knew John Hammond was into some crazy shit

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Adult intelligent T.rex =/= child

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that would be why I said 'at least you're not jerking it to kids', speedreader.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She’s sad over that red guy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that red guy
        HELLOOOOO

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He never scored.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m actually scared for her well being bros

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How would you even frick fang? Hotdog down a hallway seems like an apt metaphor

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dinussy

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How big is Fang supposed to be anyway, she keeps changing size

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Can you post the pitch animatic?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.adultswim.com/videos/primal/episode-pitch-a-cold-death

      scene starts at 9:48

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yup, that clinches it. Thanks anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anytime

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      where is the sauce

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Idk, someone posted it in a previous thread

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Could the smiling friends help fang?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What if Spear grabbed her face and stuck it near his ass and blasted a fat one right back at her haha

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    What if Spear grabbed her face and stuck it near his ass and blasted a fat one right back at her haha

    >it had been a very successful day of hunting, both Spear and Fang had been able to eat as much as they could handle
    >fang, having no restraint, glutted herself, her belly was visibly distended
    >as he slept, he felt a vibration and heard a loud grumble emit from his companion’s belly
    >Fang, without waking up, lifted her tail slightly and let out a loud *braaaaap*
    >it was bad, really bad, spear had to cover his nose and mouth to protect from the stench
    >fang’s ass blasts kept coming until spear finally had enough
    >he stood up, walked to his sleeping friends face and let out a *brap*
    >fang’s eyes shot open, she was slightly confused until she saw spear laughing
    >fang then stood up, planted her feet solidly into the ground, lifted her tail, and let out a (literally) earth shaking *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
    >the cave walls shook from the sheer force of the blast
    >spear runs out of the cave in order to get away from the smell
    >fang gives a “how do you like THAT” look at spear before curling up and falling back to sleep, shortly to be joined by spear

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now that's some weaponized autism

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a mega for 2 and 3?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The most unbelievable thing this season so far is that tribe in episode 3 letting Spear wander around their village like he lives there AND take a spear.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chief said it was okay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The tribe wasn't actually there anon. Spear was imagining them based on the cave painting, the tribe was long gone and the village was abandoned.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't ever reply to me again.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Make me

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How would you feel if the big twist is Primal and Samurai Jack taking place in the same universe?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think it would be a big twist but it wouldn’t surprise me
      That said, Fifth episode of this season is described as
      >A night of horrors reveals the true nature of man's origin
      So I don’t think it could be really done without some dark implications for humanity in Samurai Jack

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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