Hispanic TRIBE GOT NEW UNGABUNGA MOVING PICTURES EARLY. MANY GRUGS HAVE SEEN ALREADY
I ASK THAT THESE GRUGS BE CONSIDERATE AND AVOID OPEN SPOILERS, BUT REMIND ALL TO BE CONSCIOUS OF WHAT THEY CLICK ON OR READ
Damn, I wouldn't have watched them anyway but I've been too busy to keep up with these threads leading to the premiere, completely forgot shit like this does still happen.
>tfw I need to go to bed now or I'll be fricking miserable at work in the morning >tfw if I miss the premier of PRIMAL I'll be miserable for missing out
Life is torture sometimes.
I'm just going to have to hope you cavemen make a rip or something I can watch later.
There's already megas, but the thread they're posted in is super spoiler heavy
Posting the crazy big finale twist Genndy was talking about. At the end of episode 2, Fang is pregnant - the birds in the nest weren't there just to symbolize love lost. She will die at the very end, but she will leave eggs/baby dinos for Spear to take care of.
Not baiting, just putting 2 and 2 together after reading interviews with Genndy about season 2 and seeing the new episodes. I MIGHT be wrong, but I really doubt that I'm much off.
>tfw I need to go to bed now or I'll be fricking miserable at work in the morning >tfw if I miss the premier of PRIMAL I'll be miserable for missing out
Life is torture sometimes.
I'm just going to have to hope you cavemen make a rip or something I can watch later.
What could the reveal about man's origin be? Like, I have ideas but don't think that most options would even be something Spear's primitive brain could grasp or be bothered by.
If it's related to the scorpion cult that Mira seemed compelled to worship it could be Man was given higher cognitive function so they could comprehend Faith and give power to some dark god that feeds off of belief. Perhaps Spear, being unable to quite grasp this, will give him an advantage. Like a Freddy Krueger kinda thing.
We don't even know much about religion in the Primalverse or the Scorpion besides Mira being part of a moon worshipping group and the Scorpion attacking and enslaving them.
God damn it, why do I always instinctively feel the need to look at spoiler tagged spoilers? Even when I know they're tagging spoilers and not just some shitty pun or reference joke?
Eh
We had our fun, I think trying to play the trick twice WOULD feel a lot less genuine and more unsatisfying
If it's related to the scorpion cult that Mira seemed compelled to worship it could be Man was given higher cognitive function so they could comprehend Faith and give power to some dark god that feeds off of belief. Perhaps Spear, being unable to quite grasp this, will give him an advantage. Like a Freddy Krueger kinda thing.
Fun idea though if his vision of his family in the sun is any indication, his brain might not be so completely disinclined
>Women The bald b***h is still nowhere in sight so far >Advanced technology
I don't think Bronze Age tech counts as advanced. To a caveman? Yes. But to us? No. >Dialogue
It's all ancient languages that we don't understand, not a big deal. I think its cool. Besides saying Mira a few times, Spear still is the grunting caveman we know and love
This seems like a massive obsession and worry for someone he barley knew. I would have preferred him to be serious and concerned but not acting like it was Fang who was taken. It actually undermines his reactions to Fang being in danger when Mira gets this massive, drawn out dramatic reaction.
You really shouldn't let random twitter animators do bumpers for Primal. Any other show fine but their amateur quality is too much of a stark contrast. Especially to follow up such a strong night scene.
I've got my snacks and drink ready, thankfully I held off until Episode 2 before partaking, I figured this would be a build up start. I really hope once we get to the civilization things don't change too much. Just this once, don't frick up something I enjoy.
I am terrified of the ocean, and this whole episode had me terrified of what would happen next. But Spear taking in the deadliest sea creature of all time and stabbing it in the eye made me feel alive/10
The fricking stream it's not working I even tried Streamlive site and the player can't play because it says could not play video there was a problem trying to load the video. Error code: hls:networkError_manifestLoadError
>she shares that quick
Great. I see it now. Fang and Spear are both going to end up getting new loves and families, and Mira is going to frick our guy.
Didn't they have him in the mud to help him? Why did they randomly charge to kill? >smiling
If we get more cute Grug then civilization isn't entirely bad.
Celts where the first modern Indo-European Peoples to reach Europe, which was mostly ruled by Old Europeans and Neanderthals. They killed and fricked most of them from extinction, hence the spike in Neanderthal DNA
I was confused why these predators were eating fruit, but as soon as it showed the closeup of the mushy fruit on the ground it all made sense.
Gennady writes a tight script, I tell yah hwut
Take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder and sieve it through the finest sieve and then show me one atom of justice, one molecule of mercy.
Fang's species are clearly more than wild animals, considering Fang herself is shown to have morals when she was shocked by Red killing the humans.
Beyond her food obsession and aggressive side, she may as well be human/caveman given what we've seen so far. We've seen some basic conflicts stemming from their lack of verbal comuntication but she's been extremely adept at following visual cues and figuring out complex actions.
Most streaming services have reverted back to the 1 episode a week model. The exceptions being the first two episodes and the last two episodes in many cases. HBO included.
I can’t imagine they would do
Another smiling friends
they only did that for Smiling Friends bc that was back when HBO Max could only put up CN/AS shows after the season was finished. now that they've reached a deal to upload individual episodes just a few hours after they air on TV, there's no need to ever do that again
I'm just happy Fang chose her monkey man over a guy she met 3 days ago, even if it was a sad ending. Shows that they have a close bond
the way i see it, hopefully it's not babies or else i'll be mad. i see it as, even though spear and fang can find happiness with their own kind separate of each other, they cannot coexist with said kinds being together. the birds are obviously symbolizing fang and redhead at the beginning, fighting over food and hanging out, but at the end redhead is fricking dead and the birds have created a home together as spear leaves the village to be with fang. i think that it shows that spear and fang are each other's home. however, the reality of that statement displays that they cannot find a home anywhere else.
side note, i didn't see the big frickoff celt that was fighting spear in the promo, so more celt action might be in store.
I feel like episode three is gonna have some conflict between Fang and Spear. Spear is mad Fang killed (and in his eyes) ate a guy. Fang is mad Spear didn't back down against Red Dino.
She wanted both, but they weren't willing to back down. And she was just trying to separate them and would have done the same thing if Spear was about to get the kill.
Frick these feels man. Red Dino got speared just so dang could keep her cave dick.
What gets me is Red stopped but Spear wouldn’t even after Fang got between them several times.
1. Red Dino was killing the people who took him in.
2. He didn't understand Fang's relationship with Red Dino. He probably thought she was trying to hold him off.
I can. Spear your Dino stopped him from attacking you. And stopped you from attacking it. You looked her dead in the eyes. Dodged her, and kept attacking.
Fang stopped growling at Mira when you touched her snout. But you can’t understand your wife?
Even if the Celts weren’t there’s no guarantee the red Dino would keep attacking. Especially with Fang stopping him upon the realization that Spear cared for them.
Damn Genndy and the crew did an amazing job introducing us to the new world aesthetically. I binged the first season today and I noticed the colors, foilage, and even the ost sounds really different from the kind played in season 1. We're in newfoundland anons, it's gonna be good.
To be fair the red dino kept attacking Spear.
Red guy literally stopped attacking when Fang stopped him. Spear continued it.
Damn Genndy and the crew did an amazing job introducing us to the new world aesthetically. I binged the first season today and I noticed the colors, foilage, and even the ost sounds really different from the kind played in season 1. We're in newfoundland anons, it's gonna be good.
I think this episode proves if they want to co-exist with one another, they cant really live with their own species. I mean maybe under difference circumstances like with the dog/wolf but god damn, bridge burned at that village
While they definitely met under special circumstances Fang clearly has a lot going on upstairs. If she can find more of her kind who arent buttholes I dont see why there cant be some kind of coexistence at least for a time.
Oh boy! I can't wait for Spear to reunite with Mira and her to immediately get chopped in half by the Scorpion because these two poor frickers must suffer!
GODS. I know I am just trying not to cope because it'll never happen, but if fricking Gilgamesh or a Gilgamesh expie shows up this season I am gonna COOOOOM.
It felt rather cliche at the end so I'm fully expecting a misunderstanding/fight that Fang sees Spear with all these other humans, and what happened with red dino, and tries to leave him.
Aight so it’s gonna be like this >finale >fang births little dinos >last battle >fang dies >spear left with the burden of children
SCREENCAP this for 7 weeks from now when it happens
Definitely a strong 2 episodes to start with. Things are bound to change even more deeper into the season but he didn't immediately falter. The Mira tantrum is still concerning but it doesn't change that we got 2 great episodes so far.
>Ep 2 is Celts >Next episode is clearly Spain, judging by the cave paintings
Okay anons, what part of the European shore did Spear and Fang get washed up on?
We don't know but the one time I remember Genndy talking about s5's ending he was sort of defensive over it. But then he also went and undid it in the video game so eh. I think he wanted to try something different after not working on the show for over a decade. I'm going to laugh at Cinemaphile when Mira does not end up Spear's love interest.
2 years ago
Anonymous
He will simp over her the whole season only for the finale for her to reveal her husband and kids lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't think Spear has any romantic or sexual feelings for Mira at all but if he does this is what will probably happen.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Bullshit. He's watched plenty of people get killed or worse before, it's just a part of the primal life. The only reason he went apeshit trying to go after her is because he's horny.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Bullshit. He's watched plenty of people get killed or worse before, it's just a part of the primal life.
How did you make it this far and not know that Spear has respect and sympathy for the world around him? He recognizes life is hard and sometimes shit happens where all you can do is pick yourself up and keep moving, but the guy isn't heartless. The Night Feeder was all about Spear choosing to go back and do the reckless, dangerous thing that Fang tried to stop him from doing because he understood that animals were being mindlessly slaughtered.
2 years ago
Anonymous
As long as it doesn't become "The Mira Show! Guest starring Spear and Fang!" I think it could work okay.
Both Episodes where great and felt like the Primal I know and love. Im very excited to see Spear interact with modern humans and the Bronze Age. I'm a sucker for the "Caveman encounter more advanced people" Trope
I can't. Toonami fans have already suffered too much. The block is like that sweet old relative who's clearly close to passing on, and everyone sits around gravely aware of its incoming demise.
>hour rerun they are desperately trying to shill as a good thing right out front >weak season of Lupin >a fricking hour of One Piece >if that wasn’t enough Shonen Jump torture, you get 30 mins of Naruto >Shenmue? Not familiar >AoT still airing but at the absolute ass end behind all the toddler shonen
I can see why people gave up
>That was like 4 years ag
No you don't understand, they're doing it AGAIN
2 years ago
Anonymous
So are they just doing the same story over and over again with slightly different characters or what?
[...]
That 3D animation looks like some cheap porn parody.
OH NO NO NO NO
2 years ago
Anonymous
I wonder what kind of cool shit they could be making if they stopped trying to be western anime producers and just focus the limited budget on making cheap, experimental, cool shit like early [as]. On the other hand, they'd probably just make more Cosmo Samurai-tier garbage.
2 years ago
Anonymous
We have already seen what they do, shit like Sand Whale and Me or the million Rick and Morty shorts. Action animation is too expensive, there never was a point in time where Toonami could have hoped to be a steady producers of action content, be it anime or western
2 years ago
Anonymous
Of all the IP's to keep bringing back when it didn't need to because the story was so self contained. Outlaw Star would've made sense since it ended with more possible adventures still happening. A remake adaptation of the Trigun Maximum manga would've been nice too.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Did kind of feel like that's what they were hinting it running OS again, but at least we got the hot springs episode. Seeing the new Trigun however probably for the best it's not being rebooted
Damn
There really is a moment where Redhead backs down and shuffles back where I think Fang was getting through that humans were off limits. Even the other celts seemed more shocked that all of this was going down than chomping at the bit to fight more
People seem to forget that Spear's family got ate by a Red T-rex, seeing the redhead eat those innocent Celts already pissed him off alot, but trigger his PTSD.
My new canon
The Healer crone pulled out the wood spike and screeched the red rex back to life, then whipped him into domestication and he lived peaceable among the tribe from then on, teaching the village about the wonders of fermentation
Well its nice to see that Dinosaurs/prehistoric animals exist in some capacity in the new lands they landed on
Cave paintings in the teaser for the next episode also shows Tyrannosaurs and other dinos
I think we might see less of them the further Spear and Fang venture into this world
Same. I was convinced the rehead was going to be Fang's previous mate way back before she met Spear
So if that Anon I was arguing over it with is still here, I concede that I had the wrong of it
These were a couple quality episodes and I have no problem with the celt dudes representing extremely early civilizations like the kind of that might coexisted with neanderthals, but I'm still a little apprehensive about the coming stuff changing the tone too much and really not convinced that Mira needed to exist at all.
But I can't say it wasn't an extremely solid start and if it keeps this level I'll be more than satisfied.
As I hear it, Crunchyroll/funimation are super stingy with licensing their animu and that's why Toonami only has access to an limp catalog. Is that right?
Only partially. They could still dig through the Viz and Sentai catalog, but since Demarco is deathly afraid of anything that isn’t entry level shonen, they instead just choose to run a shitty rerun littered lineup
The lineup has been limp for years even before all the mergers. Problem is Demarco got promoted and Toonami is just a distraction at this point. Only reason they keep it alive is to shill his originals.
>i have an idea, lets make another thread at 2 in the morning for a show that got leaked two days ago and when given an hour to "premier" only got 700~ posts
oh good this moronation is not limited to toonami general
ustvgo.tv
I’ll see you homosexuals in an hour.
what channel?
CHANNEL NOW AAAAAHHHH!!!!
Use your fricking brain genius.
Why are the US ads so comfy
You are the first person I have ever heard say that.
THIS IS A PUBLIC SPEARVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Hispanic TRIBE GOT NEW UNGABUNGA MOVING PICTURES EARLY. MANY GRUGS HAVE SEEN ALREADY
I ASK THAT THESE GRUGS BE CONSIDERATE AND AVOID OPEN SPOILERS, BUT REMIND ALL TO BE CONSCIOUS OF WHAT THEY CLICK ON OR READ
Damn, I wouldn't have watched them anyway but I've been too busy to keep up with these threads leading to the premiere, completely forgot shit like this does still happen.
latinx can't stop winning
>You now remember the Night Feeder
Feels good to finally be back lads. Genndy's been talking up this season a lot so I'm excited for this wild ride
I still think this was a vampire compsognathus
>called the Night Feeder
>actually just seems to kill for sport and not feeding
What did he mean by this?
>Night Feeder
>vampire compsognathus
I thought it was a grimdark version of Gon. Another notable dialog-free work.
>forgot to spoiler the image, thus losing any marginal comedic effect in the post
Frick.
We must keep very very still before we make a move or else the episodes will bolt and we go hungry.
Good thing I checked for a new thread. I was about to hunt down an OP image.
First in thread to claim Fang’s cloaca. Spear will have to starve. AHAHAHAHA
Is it going on HBO Max at the same time?
Tomorrow. Already up in latin countries
There's already megas, but the thread they're posted in is super spoiler heavy
nice
I appreciate you.
May all your Ungas be Bunga.
Posting the crazy big finale twist Genndy was talking about.
At the end of episode 2, Fang is pregnant - the birds in the nest weren't there just to symbolize love lost. She will die at the very end, but she will leave eggs/baby dinos for Spear to take care of.
Who's the daddy?
You'll know after episode 2.
Pfff, no. Weirdo.
Is Spear the father?
That would certainly feed my fetishes
How do you know this or are you baiting?
Not baiting, just putting 2 and 2 together after reading interviews with Genndy about season 2 and seeing the new episodes. I MIGHT be wrong, but I really doubt that I'm much off.
That spoiler points to season 2 being the last season, because I can’t imagine the show without that character
Was it not planned to be the two seasons? I swear it was.
As much as I love the show, I cannot imagine where can it further go after going full Conan and ancient gods.
>tfw I need to go to bed now or I'll be fricking miserable at work in the morning
>tfw if I miss the premier of PRIMAL I'll be miserable for missing out
Life is torture sometimes.
I'm just going to have to hope you cavemen make a rip or something I can watch later.
The Mega is already out man. Check archives. It’s in the last thread.
Check the last thread for a mega. It's still in the catalog.
I am ready and unspoiled.
Type [U]NGA to spit on Industrycuck
UNGA
Tell me about industrycuck, why does he hate primal?
His mind is honestly impossible to understand
Tis folly to try
Kill all 'civilized' humans! Spear must return to monkey!
I thought this was going to suck, but it was actually funny.
>primal theory
>it's only the halfway point
Damn, son. I'm hyped.
What?
Upcoming Episode descriptions.
Yeah, descriptions for the first 5 episodes are up.
just use https://ustvgo.tv/cartoon-network/ site and click the Cartoon Network stream
thanks - it says boondocks on the schedule but I think the website is stupid.
SPEAR IS NOT A BOONDOOOK!!! STREAM IS DUMBWRONG!!! BLAAAAAAAURGH!
Episode 5 sounds cool
What could the reveal about man's origin be? Like, I have ideas but don't think that most options would even be something Spear's primitive brain could grasp or be bothered by.
If it's related to the scorpion cult that Mira seemed compelled to worship it could be Man was given higher cognitive function so they could comprehend Faith and give power to some dark god that feeds off of belief. Perhaps Spear, being unable to quite grasp this, will give him an advantage. Like a Freddy Krueger kinda thing.
We don't even know much about religion in the Primalverse or the Scorpion besides Mira being part of a moon worshipping group and the Scorpion attacking and enslaving them.
she unga on my bunga 😀
God damn it, why do I always instinctively feel the need to look at spoiler tagged spoilers? Even when I know they're tagging spoilers and not just some shitty pun or reference joke?
so who is gonna be the hero of the day and stream it for poorgays like me? I will love you forever
so only the first episode is tonight or both are?
>Spear and Fang fighting a horde of enemies
>Normal sounds fade
>Hellblade OST starts up
>Ashi 2.0
I'll watch it, but I probably won't like it.
shut the frick up boco
Shut the FRICK up Boco
Sorry there are no children here for you to jerk off over.
Fang plush when
fang fleslight when
FANG IS PURE
When they perfect the Dino pussy on the plush
Time for some good television.
>Spear graduated from the University of Texas
Based
this is a cute picture, thanks for posting it
it's a snoot game thing
>tfw fang is probably going to be spite voted out of ms Cinemaphile in the first round
This doesn’t unga my bunga
Why? Are they that jealous of Fang's peak female form?
She decimated a ton of heavy hitters this year
*2020
So they are assmad about us flexing our superior taste
Eh
We had our fun, I think trying to play the trick twice WOULD feel a lot less genuine and more unsatisfying
Fun idea though if his vision of his family in the sun is any indication, his brain might not be so completely disinclined
Yeah it's a flawed idea with what you mentioned and the respecting dead animals thing.
Fang is going to do well BECAUSE of the spite voters. She's an amazing conduit for chaos votes and salty votes.
It's so close and so am I.
do it inside
Stay tuned for what may sound like a dying walrus. Then you will know that it is done.
>Women
>Advanced technology
>Dialogue
Its ruined
>Advanced technology
they are still in the stone age
They are in the Bronze Age. Mesopotamia/Assyrian guys.
Then why do they speak arabic?
Maybe Mira is part of a proto-arabic tribe that was enslaved by the Assyrians/Babylonians
>Women
The bald b***h is still nowhere in sight so far
>Advanced technology
I don't think Bronze Age tech counts as advanced. To a caveman? Yes. But to us? No.
>Dialogue
It's all ancient languages that we don't understand, not a big deal. I think its cool. Besides saying Mira a few times, Spear still is the grunting caveman we know and love
GAY Black folk IN HYBOREA
Richard and Mortimer be gone, Primal now please.
Let’s GOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's gonna suck, isn't it?
undoubtably.
Frick off industrycuck
OOOOOK OOOK FRICKERS LESSS GOOOOOO
IT BEGINS
Let's frickin go.
Where are we going?
"What the frick was your plan dumbass?"
>UNGA
>GRUG SWIM BIG POND
LINK?!?
It’s the first post spoiler.
>2 seconds in and he is already simping
I hate it
no talking to screaming her name 4 times in one minute. It's going to suck. The whole season is going to be about her.
Stop saying her name. Its bad enough she's not dead yet.
As long as Mira doesn't replace Fang I can deal with whatever.
this link is just commercials. I've already missed the first 5 minutes because of fricking rick and morty and burger king.
It's a few minutes behind, lol, don't worry it's gonna get there
I had forgotten how miserable commercials were. Why do these even exist?
Because normies use them to know what to consoom.
Fang > spear
Proven
"B-babe, you shouldn't craft when you're angry."
FRICK YOU TREES!
>closed captions say "mera"
WOW tuca and bertie looks AWFUL.
Minecraft
primal rts game when
FRICK TREES
tfw my stream has 5 min delay and its not even on yet
fricking damn it
>"Dumbass why don't you just bite them like this?"
jesus christ the tvgo stream is escpecially behind tonight
This seems like a massive obsession and worry for someone he barley knew. I would have preferred him to be serious and concerned but not acting like it was Fang who was taken. It actually undermines his reactions to Fang being in danger when Mira gets this massive, drawn out dramatic reaction.
Dude hasn't seen another human in quite a while.
Definitely a love interest then. No question by this point.
>Spear knew Mira for like two days and she's already his oneitis
The First Simp.
ALL FRICKING TREEBlack folk MUST FRICKING HANG from...other treeBlack folk...I guess...
>Tricked fang on the raft with fricking food
What a fatass she is
FANG ON WRONG SIDE
FIX
Instructions Unclear. I made her fatter instead
Dino no like water
How is that raft able to hold a T-Rex and how is one man able to push it with a T-Rex standing on it?
Spear literally hauled Fang's fat ass around in episode six. Frick physics.
Fricking finally!
>mega will be up before the stream catches up
jesus frick why didn't i just use my sling sub
The Megas have been out since earlier today, don't know why someone didn't just stream them now for everyone instead.
Personally I was hoping King's Lounge would have it going tonight
>all that buildup to immediate get lost at sea
Lel
i dont know what you expected
Fang do be vibing though
>damn I should've brought some snacks
>Yeah, you have fun with that, Imma sleep.
>Nearly topples the damn raft moving down to a spot where she can help paddle the raft
TOO CUTE TOO PURE TOO PERFECT
Gotta love how these two are basically fricking geniuses relatively speaking
>Fang using her tail as a motor
Clever girl
Flintstones motorboat
Damn fang is smart
SMART WIFE
Okay lads, that's the worst of the Mira'ing for this set
Fang is the best, I goddamn swear this dino is too good
Those some big ass jellyfish
THats a big ass jellyfish.
That's a big moon
Beautiful shot
"Rock on prehistoric dudes!"
FRICKA YOU WHARE
>Spear is proto-japanese
Get this shit back to Cinemaphile
Whales acare me, bros.
Yeah frick that shit
"I've never seen such cool imagery"
Much more impressive than the realllll world
Is Fang's size massively inconsistent in this episode?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TRAVELERS TALES b***h
CalArts! AHHH!
>"This butthole didn't even bring food for the trip".
You really shouldn't let random twitter animators do bumpers for Primal. Any other show fine but their amateur quality is too much of a stark contrast. Especially to follow up such a strong night scene.
im waiting for mega.
Your loss.
Frick you I like Tuca & Bertie
Why?
Shouldn't Spear know what whales are? At the very least he would've seen one washed up on the beach.
Was he ever at a beach before he began wandering?
I feel like Spear didn't do much travelling until his family died.
>a group of old people deciding what I should do with my body?
Is this what modern AS is now? Leftist dribble?
At least it's not Birdgirl.
Its actually pretty funny, and--aw frick it, you're just gonna tell me to shut up anyway.
>now
this just happened
how do I fricking fix
Some providers haves AS as a separate channel.
Don't know, happened to me too so it must be a server thing.
Pay for cable.
I see your tricks comcast no way.
I've got my snacks and drink ready, thankfully I held off until Episode 2 before partaking, I figured this would be a build up start. I really hope once we get to the civilization things don't change too much. Just this once, don't frick up something I enjoy.
>They gave the money back to the government
Frick off Toonamigay. You'll get our sloppy seconds in 2 days.
>I don't see food!
>I'M WORKIN' ON IT!
He's gonna be really pissed when he finds out Fang doesn't like seafood.
>Fang's the husband, Spear's the wife.
"Where's the FRICKING FOOD?"
"THERE'S NOTHING DOWN HERE, SHUT UP"
All the sea life is gone?
Open ocean is actually quite empty. Not much nutrients
Open ocean is a desert with megafauna doing long distance crossings
"You frickin idiot you forgot to pack food!"
"Frick you!"
"No frick you!"
Fang: Where food?
Spear: Me not think this through...
Could a T-rex swim?
Yes, actually, but I doubt she'd be able to get back on the raft.
That’s a big turtle
For you.
Imagine if this is how the show ended and everything else we saw for the preview is just a fever dream.
>Fang licking her lips
My man
>sea of despair
yes, murder the turtle
Food's one thing, but they're gonna need water more than anything else.
Scariest shot of Fang yet.
dont turtles need air oh there it goes
Epic turtle combat
>the little jaws tune as the turtle comes from behind
All that blood is gonna attract a shark isn't it
and then they choke the shark
spear's first words to mira will be "i choked shark"
Yes, MURDER it!
seagoing-neanderthals seeing whales for the first time must've had fricking heart attacks
GAMERA IS REALLY NEAT
HE IS MADE OF TURTLE MEAT
WE'VE BEEN EATING GA-ME-RAAAA
One of the best skits.
turtle hat
That was a really good misdirection of the turtle size
What’s with t rex’s eating turtles this year, first prehistoric kingdom, now this
Turtle house
>You'll never sail the ancient seas with your raptor bro
he hates it
Turtle owners, please leave the room
FRICK OFF!!!
That hut made from a turtle shell really Oogas my booga
he just pissed on the most beautiful fish
the first man to pee in the ocean.
oh sure when spear pees yall say give him an emmy
but when riko pees yall lose your minds
Frickin Megalodon
MEG
bye bye boat
OOPS, IT'S MEGALADON TIME
There's no ways they're getting out of this alive.
>who needs they tyrussy ate
>*RAAAAAAAAAWR*
please dont eat my caveman
I've worked very hard to train him.
"Ocean's scary! You see that shit!?"
>"Now what"
NOW THAT YOU'RE IN THERE, EAT YOUR WAY OUT!
That raft has to have almost 1,000 pounds on it lmao
Anyone got a screencap of fang eating the turtle? I need it
anything, uh, specific?
Just to troll gameragay in the death battle thread
Thanks
I'm assuming this is how the movie, the Meg went
>Megalodon is bleeding
It'd be funny if something even bigger ate it
FROM HELL I STAB AT THEE
This was the coolest shot tonight
I liked the jellies more
why does it look so bad like it's 144p stretched
it's all pixelated
how should I know, I didn't put together the mega
Needs chapstick.
Now I remember what that shot reminds me of
holy shit
Is there any show more suited for clipping sick webms?
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDERS.
>fending off a goddamn megalodon in an ocean storm
>Fang and Spear saving each others lives left and right
God I love this show
Brutal.
That was peak cinema, the show ended there I’d be content
No sir, the episode title made it clear, despair was on the menu.
Should've built a weapon before setting sail man
I can’t believe spear is FRICKING dead
The great thing about spears is you can make one just about anywhere and out of anything.
>Fang's lost days
Please no I know my heart can't take it
I know I can’t
Awww, she's worried.
"Spear you mother fricker you better not have left me stranded alone!"
Aw, damn. Poor Fang.
>"WHERE IS MY CAVEMAN"
>Who's gonna fist my dinussy now?!
What was this cave Black person thinking going in the water?
>MIRAAAAAA!!!!!!
>me miss human pussy
It's not fair, why did the damn stream stop working!
Where is Dino Time?
gone
thanks for the immediate spoiler
>HEY IM JOE COY
jesus the volume
Hint to all stream watchers:
You can find the Mega links in the archived thread. 🙂
>other people
It’s over
Well motherfricker now I am glad I watched the megas if the stream site is gonna shit out like this
No
It's ONLY THE BEGINNING
Well, that's it. Spear's dead. The show's over.
RATE THE EPISODE
8/10
10/10
All Primal episodes are 10/10
I am terrified of the ocean, and this whole episode had me terrified of what would happen next. But Spear taking in the deadliest sea creature of all time and stabbing it in the eye made me feel alive/10
>Meg
>Deadliest sea creature
That's not Livyatan or Mosasaurus.
>People wearing pants
Its over.
>Celtic people
Gods I hate Gauls
I know there's only been 10 episodes, but I'm surprised they haven't done a plot where Spear and Fang split up before now.
When did [as] become so annoying to watch?
A little after Family Guy left
More humans... Yuck
And people thought we were exaggerating when we said the show died at episode 10.
Sure is convenient they happened to wash ashore where the b***h is.
What other shore is there in that direction?
Shut your prostitute mouth, namegay.
Last I remembered Fang and Spear weren't looking for you
THE FRICKING STREAM IS NOT WORKING SOMEONE SEND HELP AAAAHHH!!!
The archive has the Mega in the primal thread for both episodes
So wait, do Flips have Easter this late or did they really frick up the release date on a movie that could've been shat out any old time?
Did none of you see the season 2 trailers? This is turning into Conan on us.
Can a caveman from the Land Time Forgot dismantle a slaver empire?
Anything is possible with a T-Rex wife
>shadow of fate
I guess lockout for foreshadowing?
>join a raid in swtor because i thought it was just going to be one episode
the frick
>that Fang dog-like whine
That's almost cute, what the frick
My DVR guide kept this listed as an episode of the Boondocks and two episodes of Robot Chicken, glad I stayed up.
Sling sucks.
Here he is. The one that has come to impregnate Fang.
He doesn't know
can you please shut the frick up dude
the red is also female
OH SHIT
ONE OF YOU MOTHERFRICKERS BETTER GET A CLIP OF THE NEXT EPISODE PROMO WHEN SHADOW FINISHES
Fang is going to frick. Got her a boyfriend.
A RED ONE THAT MEANS IT'S THREE TIMES FASTER
GLAD TO SEE SOM ZOGGIN BOYZ AROND ERE
Fang is green though, which means she's da best.
Ya got dat roight ya git!
The fricking stream it's not working I even tried Streamlive site and the player can't play because it says could not play video there was a problem trying to load the video. Error code: hls:networkError_manifestLoadError
>"Damn she's stupid.... I love her."
Damn he’s literally me
>2 episodes in a row
Is it because they wan't to put it on HBO max ASAP?
They're going to air the whole season tonight just like Smiling Friends. Frick Toonami, HBO Max is more important.
that cute lemer thing better not die
the seaguls foreshadowed us
how do carnivores wash their teeth when there's blood?
Awww, like Lady and the Tramp.
lmao what a beta
He's literally me
Fang is a dommy mommy only Spear can control
Hell even live94today stream it's the same thing.
Here we see the Fangasaur's mating dance
Come on you two, that guy is endangered
>So you hunt here often?
>she shares that quick
Great. I see it now. Fang and Spear are both going to end up getting new loves and families, and Mira is going to frick our guy.
about that
You keep saying this but I hope it isn’t true because I will cry
NOPE THAT THERE WAS A WITCH! THAT WAS THE CORRECT RESPONSE
Damn, S1 Fang never would have given up food. Talk about character growth.
RUN ITS THE SCOTTISH
When we see the G*uls. I’m breaking my television.
LOOK AT THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF YOU
R.I.P. anon's Tv
How long until MAGIC RUNES, LADDIE?
KILL THEM THEYRE LESSER THAN HUMANS
>Romans justifying the extermination of a million Celts
Based
This is the correct response when you wake up in Scotland
Man this is every footie match post game I've ever seen...
Dude on the right has 8head
>Why am I the only motherfricker around who doesn't immediately jump to murder?
STOP TALKING YOU'RE RUINING IT WE NEED TO GO BACK
You can't even understand it bro, calm down
Nah. My dude clearly speaks fluent Gaelic and is totally losing his immersion.
EOPchads stay winning
Have you ever actually met a scott? It's not words man. It's noise and spit pretending at language.
What language is the dude even speaking?
Either an ancient Celtic language or Gaelic
Gaelic
Who's playing Live A Live here?
Fricking uncivilized caveman.
Didn't they have him in the mud to help him? Why did they randomly charge to kill?
>smiling
If we get more cute Grug then civilization isn't entirely bad.
Because he attacked the first person he saw, possibly some kind of medicine woman, and set fire to her shack
>Drunk dinosaurs
lul
civilization?
A proto-celtic tribe barley counts as civilization tbh, much closer to cavemen
Don't celts have the highest percentage of neanderthal dna in Europe and didn't red hair supposedly originate from them?
Celts where the first modern Indo-European Peoples to reach Europe, which was mostly ruled by Old Europeans and Neanderthals. They killed and fricked most of them from extinction, hence the spike in Neanderthal DNA
>didn't red hair supposedly originate from them?
The hell? I love celts now
Referring to the neanderthals not celts.
Yeah this is pre-Conan tribal levels with no metal working so far. Maybe some more advanced textiles for those basic clothes, but nothing crazy
what homies won't do for a little T-Russy
someone translate the Gaelic here
From another guy last thread
I think this is what the Celtic Chief said
>Faigh ar ais!
"Get back!"
>Fan siar!
"Stay back!"
>Tá uisce go leat.
"There is water for you."
>Tabhair leat bia.
"Bring food."
>Is féidir leat fanacht linn.
"You can stay with us."
That hopping around was more adorable than it should have been
Where is he?
Give him a few thousand years, also the chief might be his ancestor
SHIT-SMELLING
ARM-BREAKING
LOINCLOTH-WEARING
DINOSAUR FRICKING
a vintage chuckle, well done sir
With the Beast-Riders, I assume, since it seems like at least one of them will help Spear on the quest
>rotten fruit
dont those ferment into alcohol in the wild?
Looks like it!
Getting sloshed on the first date?
Thunderdunkasaurus is red because he's constantly drunk
"SHE WAS DRUNK, SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS DOING"
"Daaamn what were in those fruits bro?"
Maybe it's his gentle but authoritative demeanor, but Chief makes me rock hard
Knowing Primal, he'll be dead by the end.
All we can hope is that he goes down swinging
>drunken T. rex sex
Gay raptor sex soon
Oh cool drunken dino seks
DINOSAUR SEX
DINOSAUR SEX
>Fricker got her drunk
SHE DOESN'T CONSENT
>primal getting special bumpers
oh shit is this the new rick and morty?
Every Adult Swim show gets those.
Do the chewing sounds need to be so loud? Really fricking gross.
No, don't! She can't consent!
They got drunk on berries holy shit
>when you accidentally roofie yourself too
>bean mouth primal
Thanks [as], but I'd rather they did nothing.
DUDE PLUMS LMAO!
>That bumper
That's the second time I thought the episode was going to take a weird turn, I thought we were about to get a drugtrip scene.
>More dialogue
Thanks, I hate it.
Black person you literally can't even understand it
>He thinks just because he doesn't understand it it means it isn't dialogue.
Spear and Fang screaming and hooting at each other is "dialog" you dimnut
It's not a language, though.
technically no character has replied yet. they've all been monologues.
oh god its still happening the mega is never gonna arrive on time.
It was in the last thread dummy. Both of them.
>fang is going to get pregnant and leave the kids to spear
FUUUUUUUCK NOT LIKE THIS BROS
if this happens I’m gonna fricking cry
Bros I don’t want Spear to be a cuck
I was confused why these predators were eating fruit, but as soon as it showed the closeup of the mushy fruit on the ground it all made sense.
Gennady writes a tight script, I tell yah hwut
>Spear meets the Irish
Finally, a people even more primitive than him.
Damn you were right.
Didn’t neanderthals have bigger brains than humans?
GOOD GRIEF YOU INFANTS A SINGLE MINUTE OF GOING BACK IN THE ARCHIVE WOULD GET IT FOR YOU
>Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal S02E01 - Sea of Despair 720p HMAX WEB-DL
https://mega.nz/file/2qR3mBJY#Lu7jkG3uyCq98iqcacKO9S-LP_MiKVpqu4RyJHSqxtE
>Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal S02E02 - Shadow of Fate 720p HMAX WEB-DL
https://mega.nz/file/KioDDSbZ#HnBtswN5YY57heql6pSKkRYrCxpXf7sPJ4z0AJv0gk0
Yer a king anaon, im too drunk to check the archive right now.
Literally beating the injury out
Finns are descended from Celts?
Alot of peoples from Northern Europe do that shit like Russians, Finns, and Nords
Finnish is actually an entirely unique language group, not related to any of the Pre-Indo-Euro groups (of which Celtic is a descendant)
it makes sense, since the Finnish are actually temporal refugees from the hyperwar and only settled there around 10k years ago.
considering theres literal magic i wonder if this is doing anything
I HIT THE CAVEMAN WITH THE STICK
THE CAVEMAN SCREAM
He NEVAH COME BACK to the village
IT SCREAMS
I SCREAM TOO
>Makes cuts then puts poop in it
Well spear is dead
This lady is like a half step away from the witches
Dung Casts for everyone!
The magic stuff has always been kinda dumb. I don't hate it but I could easily do without it.
This isn't actually a healer, chieftain just thought Spear would appreciate the local BDSM club.
>Oh, no. He's moronic.
what was the episode title? things are going to good
SHADOW
OF
F A T E
Did we even get a second of Grug wondering where dinogirl is? This is turning into hoes before bros very quickly.
The cast is getting too crowded, do not like.
>"oh god, this thing is dumber than the human"
>Fang's been on a date while Spears just sort of alone
>The leaves are changing
Our power couple is breaking up...
>Scottish National healthcare at work 2022 colorised.
He can’t even tell them his story
Honestly how the frick would you even describe all of the absolute ridiculousness that's befallen you and your dinosaur friend
Did spear just domesticate a wolf
He his gifted when it comes to dealing with wild animals
Genndy really loves the wolves and humans thing judging from Samurai Jack.
Seemed to me like it was more beast recognizing beast. He didn't fit in with Celt dinner time so he went to eat with the animal.
Considering he was already living close to the people,it's probably just a wild dog
Need to piss and your lady's just on top of you, been there.
You ever tame a savage beast with the power of your sadness?
Spear's done it twice.
Wtf you guys told me Genndy couldn't write romance
>SPIKED FOREST
NO
THATS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR
They are wooden stakes my guy, to keep Dinos out
Oh shit
AH, THERE'S THAT ULTRA VIOLENCE
>Welp, time to eat people!
someone make a gif of Fang dropping a torso
Wait, was it supposed to be an actual wolf? I figured it was an early dog that just wasn't used to Spear yet
>That fricking "I can explain" look on spears face
A clear point to make is Fang doesn't have blood on her mouth. She never actually bit down on the human.
I know it's just the original guy named the file red handed and I wanted to make it a little different :I
Spear doesn't know that tho, all he saw is his girl eating a guy
I never thought a Dino holding a Celt in his mouth would be so cute
oh shit it's turning out like this
>her human reaction to it
>when you take your new girl to a restaurant and her ex is there
whats it called thats frustrating as frick but entertaining?
IT'S HAPPENING
PICK A TEAM YOU DUMB b***h
>MY BOYFRIENDS! STOP FIGHTING!
STOP IT SPEAR I LOVE HIM
>THAT'S MYYYY DUUUUUSSSSYYYY!
>Not seeing this as an opportunity to have TWO dinos with you
spear wtf bro
The Red one is a Man-Eater that doesn't seem keen on changing anytime soon. Plus red T-Rex eating people gives Spear ptsd, therefore it must die
Bummer
>Fang gives into peer pressure and kills humans
The Red fricker is a bad influence on our girl, Spear is doing the right thing.
He JUST got that arm fixed.
>trying to explain to your boyfriends that you're polyamorous
>"DAMN IT THAT ARM JUST HEALED!"
GOROSAURUS KICK
WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR
DROPKICK THE b***h
WHOOPS that's what happens with a dino drop-kick
T REX DROP KICK
HOLY SHIT
WE GOROSAURUS NOW
>Fang can't have a lover but we traveled an ocean to find Spear's
UNFAIR
Take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder and sieve it through the finest sieve and then show me one atom of justice, one molecule of mercy.
I'll only be satisfied if Mira dies too now
Everything went so wrong so fast
Blame the Red fricker for deciding hunting humans for some reason instead of easier and meatier prey like Rhinos or something
to be fair you cant really blame a wild animal all that much
Fang's species are clearly more than wild animals, considering Fang herself is shown to have morals when she was shocked by Red killing the humans.
Maybe blue T-Rex is the smartest kind of T-Rex. She does have intelligence equal or greater to a dog
Beyond her food obsession and aggressive side, she may as well be human/caveman given what we've seen so far. We've seen some basic conflicts stemming from their lack of verbal comuntication but she's been extremely adept at following visual cues and figuring out complex actions.
She seems like she's gained morals hanging with Spear for so long
I DIDNT ASK TO BE SAD TONIGHT
Man, I'm bummed out now.
THE
FRICKING
SEAGULLS
>Spear's face when he realized she chose saving him over her new potential mate
These two just can't be happy, can they?
Kino
IS
THERE
A
TEASER
FOR
NEXT
WEEK?
>The fricking walk of shame
damn
Shit. She's preggers with eggers isn't she.
>Fang is going to be a single mom
I can't take this sadness
Hard to say
You'd think she might be aware that now's not exactly a good time but maybe it was the alcohol
>those birds at the end
I didn't ask for this!
>that anon saying fang is going to die and leave the kids with spear is right
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO FRICK IM GONNA CRY
Is Fang a species traitor?
DONT LEAVE
EPISODE 3 NEXT
FULL SEASON STEALTH DUMP TONIGHT
Why are you so insistent on being moronic?
What made you this way?
knowing that streaming isnt going away and they will probably make way more money on hbomax vs this
Most streaming services have reverted back to the 1 episode a week model. The exceptions being the first two episodes and the last two episodes in many cases. HBO included.
I can’t imagine they would do
Another smiling friends
This. They need it on HBO Max and they can do just like Smiling Friends and pretend it was only the first 2.
Eat shit you double Black person
Primal's monster/enemy of the formula lends itself better to being held off even in today's "gotta have it now" streaming society
*monster/enemy of the week
they only did that for Smiling Friends bc that was back when HBO Max could only put up CN/AS shows after the season was finished. now that they've reached a deal to upload individual episodes just a few hours after they air on TV, there's no need to ever do that again
They did it because smiling friends sucks
>these feels
I want off Mr. Gendy's Wild Ride.
Well, that was definitely good. Pity it'll get ruined when Mirashi shows up.
Damn I never expected this show to hurt my heart like the pilot, damn
so judging by the mother bird bringing her chick some food at the end you guys think Fang will have babies again?
Think that was a male bird bringing his nesting mate some food
Huh
I thought mother and chick myself but that'd be interesting
SPEAR CONFIRMED FOR GETTING NEW DINO CHILDREN TO RAISE WITH FANG
I hope, if she dies I’m gonna be so fricking sad
>Spear raising another male's babies.
Sorry, I'm not into this cuckshit.
He also got said male killed, so if anything he's cucking the guy that cucked him.
the way i see it, hopefully it's not babies or else i'll be mad. i see it as, even though spear and fang can find happiness with their own kind separate of each other, they cannot coexist with said kinds being together. the birds are obviously symbolizing fang and redhead at the beginning, fighting over food and hanging out, but at the end redhead is fricking dead and the birds have created a home together as spear leaves the village to be with fang. i think that it shows that spear and fang are each other's home. however, the reality of that statement displays that they cannot find a home anywhere else.
side note, i didn't see the big frickoff celt that was fighting spear in the promo, so more celt action might be in store.
there's definitely another group they'll run into before the Queen's forces or the Sumerian dudes, or at least the bear riding axe guy if he's a loner
I feel like episode three is gonna have some conflict between Fang and Spear. Spear is mad Fang killed (and in his eyes) ate a guy. Fang is mad Spear didn't back down against Red Dino.
Spear is alone in the promo so it's possible they split up again for a few minutes.
>fang booting spear off her back
my heart broke
it sucks they can't be with others of their kind, due to their deep bond, but they probably will have another conflict. it's tragic...
fang is definitely preggers dude. why else would she be so insistent on saving the guy?
companionship? being around someone of the same species that isn't trying to kill her immediately?
there wasn't any confirmation that redhead was even a guy, right? could be another case of lesbians
>fang is another Cinemaphile lesbian
I would laugh and then cry
>spoiler
very likely in the current climate, but this time it would be awesome
Damn, genuinely depressing end, and if the spoilers the gays are spamming unmarked are true I don't know if I can take the finale.
SOMEONE CLIP THE PROMO
This is what happens when you don't have proper language skills.
I'm just happy Fang chose her monkey man over a guy she met 3 days ago, even if it was a sad ending. Shows that they have a close bond
The timelapse shows it was months.
>months
>timelapse
homie what? granted I couldn't see the stream but I definitely don't remember any of that
Thats a big stretch bro, I don't think Spear would sit on his ass with a Celtic tribe for months and not leave to find Fang or something.
She wanted both, but they weren't willing to back down. And she was just trying to separate them and would have done the same thing if Spear was about to get the kill.
Good goddamn start for the season
If the red dino would just chill none of this had to happen.
Fang is more loyal than any h*man woman.
Frick these feels man. Red Dino got speared just so dang could keep her cave dick.
What gets me is Red stopped but Spear wouldn’t even after Fang got between them several times.
I can't fully blame Spear because:
1. Red Dino was killing the people who took him in.
2. He didn't understand Fang's relationship with Red Dino. He probably thought she was trying to hold him off.
I can. Spear your Dino stopped him from attacking you. And stopped you from attacking it. You looked her dead in the eyes. Dodged her, and kept attacking.
Fang stopped growling at Mira when you touched her snout. But you can’t understand your wife?
Red dude killed like 5 guys, this wasn’t going to just go away with an lol sorry
He also knew his way through the defenses, so he's probably been attacking them for a while. That dude was dead the minute he went back there.
This, even if Spear would somehow tolerate the man-eater, the Celts weren't.
Even if the Celts weren’t there’s no guarantee the red Dino would keep attacking. Especially with Fang stopping him upon the realization that Spear cared for them.
Red guy literally stopped attacking when Fang stopped him. Spear continued it.
>killed like 4 guards and ate someone’s wife whole
>but he stopped tho so we gucci
Fang was fricking killing too. We gonna kill her now?
Her punishment shall be a pussy slaying
Checked. This image better be with spear anon. Else that’s a paddlin.
It’s with spear, he’s fisting her
I now need to do some research.
https://e621.net/posts/2526215?q=fang_%28primal%29
>wife
wasnt that the smiling kid from the campfire?
nein
The look on Fang's face as she sees the lady get ate really does humanize her.
It was amazing. I went from rolling my eyes at the cheap "something acts like a dog" routine back in Season 1 to loving it and this.
That doesn't erase the killings Red did.
Damn Genndy and the crew did an amazing job introducing us to the new world aesthetically. I binged the first season today and I noticed the colors, foilage, and even the ost sounds really different from the kind played in season 1. We're in newfoundland anons, it's gonna be good.
To be fair the red dino kept attacking Spear.
Whoa! Episode 3 is starting!
Man I thought that VB opening was another Primal for a sec.
>reddit bros
>Fang in a few episodes
I honestly hope its revealed Spear is the father when Fang gives birth to Lizardpeople
NEXT EPISODE IS GONNA BE KINO
>cave painting
>Genndy
WE'RE IN FOR SOME KINO, BROS.
Spear is gonna learn what the homosexual Sapeins did to his people isn't he?
Those cave paintings look very similar to the Neanderthal cave paintings in Spain
>back to the cave, man
sick
have we seen anything of this before? I'm getting INSANE deja vu from that clip
>Fang not with him
PANIC
she had to stop by planned dinohood to take care of something
LIFE STARTS AT INCUBATION! THINK OF WHAT RAPTOR JESUS WOULD DO!
I think this episode proves if they want to co-exist with one another, they cant really live with their own species. I mean maybe under difference circumstances like with the dog/wolf but god damn, bridge burned at that village
While they definitely met under special circumstances Fang clearly has a lot going on upstairs. If she can find more of her kind who arent buttholes I dont see why there cant be some kind of coexistence at least for a time.
All episodes are kino. I can't think of a single one I dislike.
Venture Bros sucks
That made me fricking sad, bros. I am sad.
>that dropkick straight out of the Jurassic park arcade game
the stun is wearing off. ever since the kid got eaten by redhead it was just a fricking rollercoaster
Is the next episode the origin of man one?
No, that's episode 5.
Oh boy! I can't wait for Spear to reunite with Mira and her to immediately get chopped in half by the Scorpion because these two poor frickers must suffer!
If this happens then Gennedy is clearly telling us the true OTP is Spear and Fang. And no Dino dick and hummussy will break them apart.
It could be much worse than that, imagine if Spear for whatever reason ends up or has to kill her just like Fang.
As long as he gets the bottom half it’s all good, right?
No torrents up yet?
GODS. I know I am just trying not to cope because it'll never happen, but if fricking Gilgamesh or a Gilgamesh expie shows up this season I am gonna COOOOOM.
>Spear is Enkidu
would be kino
It absolutely would.
just finished watching the new eps on TV. goddamn, Genndy hasn't missed a beat
SECONDING MY PLEA FOR A DRAWhomie TO DRAW REDHEAD LIVING AS PART OF THE CELTIC VILLAGE
>Spear is clearly a Neanderthal
>All these other humans are Caucasoid homosexual sapiens
We all know what happened IRL when these people met.
So Spear is either gonna get killed by one or frick one?
Yes.
As has been said, it was kind of a cringy start with all of the MUH MIRA, but once they get out to sea it's honestly two episodes straight of kino
Don’t get used to it, episode descriptions for the next two are back to MUH MIRA
they've almost all mentioned mira but she's been nowhere to be seen
do you think Mira is with the fricking Norsca we see in the trailer? I
Episode 2 is the one that didn’t mention her. We will be back on track next week
Post YFW one of them dies in the finale and we have to see the other live alone
>Fang getting a buddy and immediately have to lose him
frick
It felt rather cliche at the end so I'm fully expecting a misunderstanding/fight that Fang sees Spear with all these other humans, and what happened with red dino, and tries to leave him.
Aight so it’s gonna be like this
>finale
>fang births little dinos
>last battle
>fang dies
>spear left with the burden of children
SCREENCAP this for 7 weeks from now when it happens
Isn’t it 4 weeks because 2 eps per week?
I think they’re going to go their separate ways honestly
I think (hope) they’re just going to separate
Definitely a strong 2 episodes to start with. Things are bound to change even more deeper into the season but he didn't immediately falter. The Mira tantrum is still concerning but it doesn't change that we got 2 great episodes so far.
>Ep 2 is Celts
>Next episode is clearly Spain, judging by the cave paintings
Okay anons, what part of the European shore did Spear and Fang get washed up on?
I also realized this, Unless those Celts where Anatolian Celts, then Spear has a long way to reach the Middle East
Those were white cliffs on the beach anon, they landed in the only immediately-recognizable place
RATE EPISODE 2
10/10
>Wahhhh, he said Mira’s name! Why would Spear call out her name after she was kidnapped?! He’s really simping now guys!11!!1
do they even know we named them? at least mia named herself
oh my god you are literally assuming their names
I bet you Spear gets his name form humans seeing him absolutely frick shit up with a spear and be like "Welp I guess where calling him Spear"
/co/'s going to be doomposting about Mira up until her plot gets resolved or after if they end up not liking the show's ending.
We're doomposting because we saw the cliche and SJ bullshit since ep 10.
We all remember Jack season 5, we don't want another fricked up show because Gennady couldn't keep his dick/ego undercontrol.
Is it really Genndy who pushes for the love interest or some corporate mandate/diversity hire who demands it?
It’s all Genndy. This is a rare piece of the industry where the creator has very little in the way of editors and can make any demands he wants
We don't know but the one time I remember Genndy talking about s5's ending he was sort of defensive over it. But then he also went and undid it in the video game so eh. I think he wanted to try something different after not working on the show for over a decade. I'm going to laugh at Cinemaphile when Mira does not end up Spear's love interest.
He will simp over her the whole season only for the finale for her to reveal her husband and kids lol
I don't think Spear has any romantic or sexual feelings for Mira at all but if he does this is what will probably happen.
Bullshit. He's watched plenty of people get killed or worse before, it's just a part of the primal life. The only reason he went apeshit trying to go after her is because he's horny.
>Bullshit. He's watched plenty of people get killed or worse before, it's just a part of the primal life.
How did you make it this far and not know that Spear has respect and sympathy for the world around him? He recognizes life is hard and sometimes shit happens where all you can do is pick yourself up and keep moving, but the guy isn't heartless. The Night Feeder was all about Spear choosing to go back and do the reckless, dangerous thing that Fang tried to stop him from doing because he understood that animals were being mindlessly slaughtered.
As long as it doesn't become "The Mira Show! Guest starring Spear and Fang!" I think it could work okay.
>high possibility fang dies in the finale
Frick, I’m going to bawl like a b***h
Both Episodes where great and felt like the Primal I know and love. Im very excited to see Spear interact with modern humans and the Bronze Age. I'm a sucker for the "Caveman encounter more advanced people" Trope
Need more HOT LEG content
guys, what does a cloaca taste like?
a dried orange peal
No wonder Spear munched that fruit so hard in that second episode
Piss and shit and my cum.
No it’s MY cum
Back off homosexual she’s mine
>Cinemaphile try not to be a zoophile challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
Ask Spear.
>Toonamigays have to wait 2 days to see these episodes we've already seen twice
>treating reruns as front runnerss
Everyone point and laugh.
I can't. Toonami fans have already suffered too much. The block is like that sweet old relative who's clearly close to passing on, and everyone sits around gravely aware of its incoming demise.
What’s the schedule these days? Besides Primal of course
This will be this Saturday
>one piece
Didn’t that get cancelled because no one would watch it?
back now but they skipped arcs to go right to the timeskip
Yes. Toonami can’t get any other shows so they crawled to Toei and begged for it since they control the distribution in the west.
>hour rerun they are desperately trying to shill as a good thing right out front
>weak season of Lupin
>a fricking hour of One Piece
>if that wasn’t enough Shonen Jump torture, you get 30 mins of Naruto
>Shenmue? Not familiar
>AoT still airing but at the absolute ass end behind all the toddler shonen
I can see why people gave up
>Shenmue? Not familiar
adaptation of the old games from the Dreamcast, it's a rerun at this point as is AoT which is why it's closing
Don't worry, we're getting Yashahime S2 soon. Trust the plan
That’s not an improvement. I’d argue it’s a step down even
>that lineup
What is even the point? Who even watches that? Just cancel it already.
gaygityman lined up even more FLCL sequels to piss away money, there's also a horror original coming up but it's supposed to be a shorter show
Hardly can even call it a show at 4 episodes.
lol is that all they can afford?
They keep sending money to the Uzumaki studio which they keep spending on cocaine and further delaying the project
Instead of making one good full size project, they are making like 5 micro projects which will all at best be mediocre
And it's been delayed for like 3 years too
Thats Uzumaki, what he is talking about is Housing Complex C which is on track to air this year, likely what will replace Primal S2
>gaygityman lined up even more FLCL sequels to piss away money
That was like 4 years ago, are people still seething about those?
>He doesn't know
no
like FLCL 4 and 5 more kinda more
So are they just doing the same story over and over again with slightly different characters or what?
That 3D animation looks like some cheap porn parody.
>That was like 4 years ag
No you don't understand, they're doing it AGAIN
OH NO NO NO NO
I wonder what kind of cool shit they could be making if they stopped trying to be western anime producers and just focus the limited budget on making cheap, experimental, cool shit like early [as]. On the other hand, they'd probably just make more Cosmo Samurai-tier garbage.
We have already seen what they do, shit like Sand Whale and Me or the million Rick and Morty shorts. Action animation is too expensive, there never was a point in time where Toonami could have hoped to be a steady producers of action content, be it anime or western
Of all the IP's to keep bringing back when it didn't need to because the story was so self contained. Outlaw Star would've made sense since it ended with more possible adventures still happening. A remake adaptation of the Trigun Maximum manga would've been nice too.
Did kind of feel like that's what they were hinting it running OS again, but at least we got the hot springs episode. Seeing the new Trigun however probably for the best it's not being rebooted
Damn
There really is a moment where Redhead backs down and shuffles back where I think Fang was getting through that humans were off limits. Even the other celts seemed more shocked that all of this was going down than chomping at the bit to fight more
DAMN IT SPEAR
People seem to forget that Spear's family got ate by a Red T-rex, seeing the redhead eat those innocent Celts already pissed him off alot, but trigger his PTSD.
Red T-Rex kill Fang's family too. Didn't seem to bother her.
Well redhead seems to be a member of Fang's species so thats why. But to Spear redhead is just a red t rex looking Dino
her PTSD slot is occupied with river snakes
You only get 1? ... You can fix PTSD by replacing the trauma with a new one??
yeah I learned it from a Gumball episode
Nah, watch it again. Redhead is still talking behind Fang, and Spear basically throws some warning shots at him and he refuses to just run away.
My new canon
The Healer crone pulled out the wood spike and screeched the red rex back to life, then whipped him into domestication and he lived peaceable among the tribe from then on, teaching the village about the wonders of fermentation
Nope. The Celts chopped his b***h ass up and ate him.
Well its nice to see that Dinosaurs/prehistoric animals exist in some capacity in the new lands they landed on
Cave paintings in the teaser for the next episode also shows Tyrannosaurs and other dinos
I think we might see less of them the further Spear and Fang venture into this world
Same. I was convinced the rehead was going to be Fang's previous mate way back before she met Spear
So if that Anon I was arguing over it with is still here, I concede that I had the wrong of it
These were a couple quality episodes and I have no problem with the celt dudes representing extremely early civilizations like the kind of that might coexisted with neanderthals, but I'm still a little apprehensive about the coming stuff changing the tone too much and really not convinced that Mira needed to exist at all.
But I can't say it wasn't an extremely solid start and if it keeps this level I'll be more than satisfied.
The shot of the water bulging out before the Meglalodon emerges from under Spear's feet was so SCHWAY
Where are the webms?
As I hear it, Crunchyroll/funimation are super stingy with licensing their animu and that's why Toonami only has access to an limp catalog. Is that right?
that and Discovery is cleaning house
Only partially. They could still dig through the Viz and Sentai catalog, but since Demarco is deathly afraid of anything that isn’t entry level shonen, they instead just choose to run a shitty rerun littered lineup
The lineup has been limp for years even before all the mergers. Problem is Demarco got promoted and Toonami is just a distraction at this point. Only reason they keep it alive is to shill his originals.
Frick. I think them seeing some whales and just freaking the frick out might be my favorite bit of both episodes
sigh
someone make an actual next thread so people don't feel as tempted to reply to the baiting moron
Cope. I'm posting in the based thread and you can't stop me.
>i have an idea, lets make another thread at 2 in the morning for a show that got leaked two days ago and when given an hour to "premier" only got 700~ posts
oh good this moronation is not limited to toonami general
>only 700 posts
>only
Can you just frick off? Why do you insist on being such a joyless butthole, megagay?
because the last time primal premiered i learned that at 1500 posts threads autoarchive
Don't give him (You)'s. He's upset that he went to the effort of making links and everyone ignored him to watch the actual premier.
What is with Gennedy and Celts? Isn't he an eastern European israelite?
He's a Russian, I'm honestly surprised he didn't use Slavic tribes instead of Celtic ones
i'm gonna sub to hbomax. will th ewhole season be out within a year?
It will be on there in full 7 weeks from now
went with the 3 month plan then. i never did catch the end of game of thrones anyway so the consoomers remorse ain't so bad this time around