Prometheus

>it's a military base. They made the vase shit, it got out, the end.
What is he basing this conclusion on ?

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  1. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    idris elba literally fricks charlize theron in this movie

    why do people give this movie a pass?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >why do people give this movie a pass?
      They do? This and that next one they did are pretty much forgotten.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Idris just trying to give /ourgirl/ Charlize some niglets of her own to troon out. Built for BBC.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Where do adopted kids go afterwards? She won't keep them forever.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't matter. That's the whole point of adopting, you can do whatever you want with them and no one cares. Make them wear dresses, chemically castrate them, physically castrate them, anything you want. You get to be the architect.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Can I, as a single white adult male, adopt some cute female white/Slavic children to love and foster as I please?

            Please respond.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              Well, not you specifically, since you're obviously a pedo, but there are plenty of normal single white males that can adopt.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                There are none. Niglets only.

                you have to be pair of a homosexual 'couple', so a few years down the road you're in the papers briefly for the usual

                The israelites will pay for this indignity.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              There are none. Niglets only.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              you have to be pair of a homosexual 'couple', so a few years down the road you're in the papers briefly for the usual

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                You can't castigate all lgbtqp+ people just because one time someone gets caught.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's funny that she had them sterilized

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Most people say they hate blacks, but few are as dedicated as Charlize and willing to go to these lengths to spite them.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >2 africans with funny accents frick
      Who cares?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Idris wanted to show you how easy it is to get a girl in the sack. All you gotta do is accuse her of being a robot, observe her stunned and insulted face with a smug face of your own, then suddenly smash cut to you fricking her hard

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >why do people give this movie a pass?
      Because it's a shit moment is a shit movie.

  2. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    He read the prequel comic.

  3. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    he saw alien: covenant

  4. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It was an obvious assumption. The that’s a bioweapon and they found that they planned to travel to earth with it, not visit to say howdy do.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why would the Engineers leave the humans a map to a secret military base and staging ground for an attack on humans?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Are you a youtuber?

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          I have an account and use it to post euphemisms for the word 'Black person' in comment sections. Does that count?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        It’s hard to for sure without supporting info but the assumption we can make, is that the engineers essentially created humans, and then changed their minds about them. The location to meet was suppose to be a first contact spot. The crew waiting there were either always military or they were replaced with a military type unit. I believe it comes down to judgement of the engineer they met. The engineers already created a species that tried to eradicate them (the engineers fled their original system). Now they have these humans who are entering a similar stage of technological power. Engineers design organic life, humans design mechanical life forms. The engineers had a contingency to eliminate humans for specific conditions. When the engineer first meets the humans he’s not at all angry or violent until David starts translating into a language humans have no business knowing. The moment David uses their language the engineer makes a decision and starts the mission again.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          And he figured all that out just by sniffing Charlize Therons pussy?

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            You didn’t come to that conclusion either when the bioweapons start killing everything?

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              Do you expect everything aliens make is perfectly safe for humans? Those vases could have been fermenting some dank alien onions sauce that mutated after a million years. There's no reason to assume because something is potentially dangerous, it was built specifically to be a weapon.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Judging by the reaction of those creatures when it was unleashed they clearly knew it was a weapon

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                If you worked at a basedsauce factory and one of the vats of putrefied liquid ruptured, you'd be running for your life too.

  5. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is david's problem?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      He was built without a groinal attachment.

  6. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Because it was written by a hack who chose an arbitrary place in the script to “explain things”. And since nothing was planned or setup properly, you end up with Idris just blurting out the backstory in the most contrived way possible.
    >he’s speculating based on facts!1
    Kys

  7. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    it's heavily implied that he's severely schizophrenic throughout the movie

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they select a mentally unstable captain for an extremely long and costly mission to the unknown?

  8. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Post nut clarity after having sex with Vickers.

  9. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    What if Ridley had Idris go with the team to meet their maker and when the big engineer sees his dark skin, he gets pissed, flies into a racist rage killing everyone?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why would the Engineer fly into a rage? It's not like woke up from hypersleep with a case of category 5 Black person fatigue. He's never even seen one before.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        instinct

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't work if nothing in their genetic memory has prepared them for African Americans. It's like animals that just stand there and let ants eat them alive because they never encountered the threat before and have no programing to deal with it.

  10. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    All space travel is military in nature starting with the Enterprise and Apollo. Nobody can afford to this for shits and giggles.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >All space travel is military in nature
      Then why was the crew only armed with a stupid space axe?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        They had a military escort kek

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Those weren't military, they were just regular ship security guards. Even grocery stores and public transport has security guards, doesn't make them military in nature.

  11. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    it has 30 iq, it was probably just parroting a series of noises it heard humans say at different times.

  12. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    When did you realise that Ridley Scott was a hack?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Prometheus was his only hiccup in an otherwise flawless career.

  13. 3 days ago
    Andy

    Charsleeze

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