>pseuds pretend hes not the greatest director ever.

>pseuds pretend he’s not the greatest director ever.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His best movies are 1941 and Ready Player One

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >le reddit nostalgia
      Ready Player One sucked ass.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well his two best movies are collaborations
    Raiders of the Lost Ark
    Poltergeist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      >ingratiously declined to fund what would've been Orsen's last film
      >boomer bait since Pvt. Ryan all more morally questionable than Tarantino films' at least cartoonish violence.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What about A.I.?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah good call

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A.I. is underrated. Everybody got filtered by the ending scene.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I still have never seen it. The theater had stopped showing it the day before so took the kids to How to Tame your Dragon instead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All movies are collaborations you dipshit (that said, he verifiably did not direct Poltergeist)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how so? spielberg was on set every singe day and called most of the shots. this has been confirmed again and again by both actors (zelda rubinstein) and crew members (john leonetti). at best you could say hooper and spielberg co-directed but it was clearly spielberg being in charge.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    his direction is competent, but he literally just apes the studio directors of the 40s

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's impressive for his output but he's not even close to the best

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kubrick is better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t.pseud

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ok steven

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's objectively top 10/top 15 of all time.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's actually kind of bad at directing actors. George Lucas distracted people

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Close encounters of the third kind, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Jurassic Park and Minority Report are the only good movies he has made. Then there's all the stinkers like The Color Purple, Always, Kundun, Schindler's List, Ready Player One... He's made so many garbage movies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was absolutely shocked by how bad Always was. The flying sequences are good though.
      >low fantasy
      I dont know if I'm just having bad luck but I'm repeatedly finding the most awful movies to be this genre.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed, I'd love to find a good pile of low fantasy stuff but it's all ironically low ball stuff. It ends up being like how every dish prefaced with the word deconstructed, just a salvage operation on something they know they can't sell as is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with Spielberg is even his good movies lack any sort of signature style. Take Indiana Jones or Jurassic Park. They're fine movies. But wouldn't they be better if someone else directed them? What if Verhoeven directed Jurassic Park? What if John McTiernan or Tarantino directed Indiana Jones? Don't you think the end product would be less bland?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think it’s a good thing he can adapt his directing style for the project he’s working on. Jurassic Park needed to be different in style to something like Raiders of the Lost Ark.
        Spielberg is great because he’s excellent at visual storytelling, and his “long takes” are some of the best. He didn’t make films with tons of cuts/edits so you have no idea what was going on.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you're good at what you do, you can seemingly leave zero footprints in your work if you need to (corporate bs like Marvel movies). If you're great at what you do, people can't help but notice your personal touch and they'll be disappointed if they find the following work lacking in the style and themes they've grown to expect.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Spielberg's got a style. Just because it's less ostentatious than Tarantino doesn't mean he doesn't have a signature style. His blocking and invisible oners are famous. I can tell you Tarantino wouldn't create that sense of wonder and awe we feel in JP and I like Tarantino.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tarantino may have a distinctive style, but his directing skills are overrated to the extreme.
        Both Tarantino an Spike Lee had little skill in using the movie camera in their early films, and still aren’t exceptional nowadays. Spike has gotten way better than he was. Tarantino is still sort of shit.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He literally made one actual kino (Schindler's List, unironically) and then made a bunch of blockbuster schlock before and after. He made the Marvel movies of the 80s.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Op here. Clicked on the wrong image, sorry

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>jews pretend he’s not the greatest director ever.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One good movie. Close Encounters. Everything else ranges from cinematic cancer to boring garbage.
    Greatest director is either Lynch, Malick, Welles or Kubrick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The guys relationship with his family rubbed me the wrong way. I think Spielberg said he would have changed that now that he has his own.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't seen that since I was a kid. I will have to rewatch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Lynch
      Your comment started out so well as well.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lynched

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was one of them. Was. Ready Player One is just sad and his obsession with kickstarting israeli actors is weird.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My name's Donovan. Irish, both sides. Mother and father. I'm Irish and you're German. But what makes us both Americans? Just one thing. One. Only one. The rule book. We call it the Constitution, and we agree to the rules, and that's what makes us Americans.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Soulless

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im no pseud.
    I just think his films are gay.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say Spielberg is the best director but he does make the comfiest movies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's an inherently comfy "feel" to his directing style, down to the most basic elements of filmmaking. It's even evident in his first student film

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >comfiest movies
      I agree

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The best director of children's films maybe but in everything else he is like Michael Bay but with a critics love cheat.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He helped kill heather orourke then cover it up. Him and other israelites, just like Epstein.

    Shiksa comes from the hebrew word shegets which means abomination. Gentile girls are nothing but disposable playthings.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hate speech is literally a crime. Enjoy your court appearance.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did she die from anal sex?
      Heather O’Rourke mysteriously died from an undiagnosed medical condition of intestinal bowel stenosis, a narrowing of the bowel which eventually caused the muscles to be strained, which likely burst, thus leading to fecal matter in her blood stream which in turn caused septic shock, and her death.

      https://apnews.com/article/355ac4e0f2b6bd8109f766de6ec0dfb8

      If she died from anal sex tearing her colon, then there would’ve been tears to her colon that would’ve been apparent upon an autopsy.
      Did her doctors cover it up? I don’t think so, doctors and specialists are already well compensated, I seriously doubt they would cover up a case of child pedophilia even if they were offered millions of dollars.
      She most likely died from a rare complication of an undiagnosed birth defect. Most doctors these days know to look out for this type of thing and it’s caught much more early than it used to be.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sodomised by the israeli elites. Particularly beautiful female European girls stir up a lot of resent and hatred in them.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i dont watch israelite pedophile movies

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate his movies. I’m sorry if that makes me “contrarian” but it’s true. Laid the groundwork for capeshit and “it made money therefore it GOOD” mentality.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      him and lucas are equally guilty of birthing the modern blockbuster cancer.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ctrl + F
    >No mention of Munich
    One of his best films and it’s severely underrated.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spielberg is like the predecessor to Joss Whedon. Fiercely competent in his field, but ultimately commercial as hell and while it's all easily consumed as intended and occasionally lends to innovation it's rarely something to be treasured. Also both have been brought in to finish abandoned/seized projects a lot iirc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's too kind to Joss Whedon.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    War of the Worlds is kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it is a pretty good depiction of post 9/11 america

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it has prime dakota fanning

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dont ever rewatch any of his movies.
    He might be decent director, but his subject matter is obviously not that good

    like if you actually watch E.T from time to time, you are probably a 50 year old boomer that sucked his bottle to that movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember rewatching first indiana jones.

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