No one talks like this irl.
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I do
bugmen do
Maybe if you left the neckbeard nest every once in a while and had a conversation you'd understand.
I dint understand why "they dont sound like real people" is a criticism of writing. I dont want them to say bland shit like real people do.
It has varying degrees of legitimacy as a criticism. Characters don't necessarily need to "talk like real people" to constitute good dialogue, but there's a world of difference between the characters in the West Wing not talking like real people and the characters in a Tarantino movie not talking like real people. The difference between the two being compelling, at least plausible dialogue.
What? QT just does godardian dialogue
This movie has cringe dialogue. Overly talkative and smarmy. You just know Tarantino was jerking himself off writing it
All of this shithead's movies are like that.
>silly rabbit Trix are for kids...
I'm convinced that Tarantino is one of those directors that is popular because the israelites in charge of Hollywood have convinced everyone that he is under threat of cancellation. Like, enough Hollywood insiders (who also happen to be stars in his movies) have said that he's a master director that the plebes have taken it to be truth and then once it's "true" it can't be disproven or challenged. A literal case of if you say it enough it comes true, which is how Hollywood operates anyway.
here's Tostinos film legacy:
>four rooms
complete dogshit and yes this counts no matter how bad he wants it not to
> Reservoir dogs
rip off of city on fire
>Pulp Fiction
decent, but only because of Roger Avary and a B- at best
>jackie Brown
great film. funny how he can only tell a cohesive narrative without "muh disjointed chapters" when the material isnt his.
>kill bill 1
rip off of lady snowblood
>kill bill 2
trash
>death proof
the less said about this one the better
>inglorious bastards
decent. suffers from meme chapter directing. the shtick gets old
>Django
fricking horrible
>hateful 8
his second worst movie (next to DP). what a waste of good talented actors and 70mm film on what essentially is a boring as play.
>once upon a time in the hollywood
aimless, directionless and ultimately vapid vehicle for nostalgia bait and foot fetishism. ending is a rehash of the historical revisionism of Basterds.
>historical event moobie
>"I GONNA GIVE IT HOW IT SHUDDA ENDED!!!"
tortallini is a meme director loved by first year film students who think he actually ever made anything worth a damn. Tarantula is a hack. Telling movies in chapters is essentially a get out of jail free card. Have cool scenes but don’t know how to tie them together? Frick it. Just make disjointed chapters. Total hack.
FRICK QUEERTIN gayATINO!
christ are you mad
like wow
Nah death proof and Hollywood are great. tv has a weird hateboner cause hes popular
I disagree
respectfully
Fat incel hands typed this post
unironically true except death proof was fricking great until the last one minute. it's like his best movie until the last minute.
you like listening to terrible female actors sitting around talking like idiots trying to be cool and witty but failing miserably?
Cool blog post you obese homosexual.
What about True Romance ?
chill out dude
hit the treadmill
>Pulp Fiction is praised for its realistic dialogue
no it isnt
t. gay with zero friends
Honestly, the thing that pissed me off about a lot of films from that period, especially indies, was how the dialog sounded like someone had been eavesdropping on edgy teens. The one that knocked me out of my seat was Reality Bites, the catchphrase that Janeane Garofalo used, "or some shit". I had never heard anyone outside my social circle use that. It was actually kind of unnerving.
>I had never heard anyone outside my social circle use that
It’s a common thing.
>hey man, where’s Ricky tonight?
>he’s at a hockey game or some shit. Frick if I know
>christ are you mad
>like wow
Literally the first person I have ever heard say anything about Pulp Fiction's dialogue being in any way realistic
People did talk like this though
I was a college student when it came out and my friends and I quoted it so much it became like our second language
I was roomies with a guy in college like that. He was so fricking annoying. I wonder what he's up to these days?
> I wonder what he's up to these days?
Probably on his 4th booster, I reckon.
can just imagine the snivelling greasy fat incel that made this awful shop
It's literally Quentin Tarantino talking to himself. Nobody talks like his moronic characters. Except for himself. But he's an autistic moron pretending to be black, so that doesn't count.
Johnston De'Turrent De Algelo
My dad literally talks like this. He's from Guyana. Only watched Pulp Fiction recently and realized Jackson talked like my dad.
texted me a long diatribe about the Circassian genocide yesterday.
>From what I can see, time is running out to deliver what anyone can clearly see from the information present.
>To my knowledge, such a thing has never been written formally. The depths of disease that could exemplify the “Caucasian race” with the beauty of Circassian women serving as the purest example of whiteness and the origin of humanity, while ALSO justifying the brutal genocide of the same people, the Circassians, with the concept of them not being whites...is beyond me! Today the Caucasian peoples are called "black" by Russians. This was all concurrent, and Zass and Blumenbach were both Germans. Circassian children were likely being raped and slaughtered as Blumenbach penned the words.
Is that pic your dad or that guy from Tim & Eric?
He talks the way a dumb person thinks smart people talk
That's my dad.
Here's a message he sent to a Somali troll
>You are some of the most prideful, arrogant people in the world with absolutely nothing to show for it. Your so called beautiful culture is nothing but bowing to the Arabs and jerking off about your greasy hair and alien features. You goddamned pirate piece of shit. Does the phrase "AMISOM" not embarass you boy?
Playful banter between colleagues/friends? Sorry about your empty life.