>pulp fiction
>there are no oranges
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>there are no oranges
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>Wild Strawberries
>no berries at all
>>Wild Strawberries
You mean Thornberries.
No, he meant Wild Strawberries, the film by Ingmar Bergman.
>Black Panther
>Main character is a Black person human
Dumbass
>Black person
>human
Pick one (1)
>The Shining
>It's actually quite dark throughout the movie
No it isn't.
>I am legend
>actually a cuck
>new wave
>doesn’t take place in the ocean
>human centipede
>no centipede man
>inglorious bastards
>they are actually glorious heroes born in wedlock
>Mission Impossible
>the mission is actually possible
>End of Evangelion
>4 more films follow
>Fargo
>takes place in Brainerd
>Apocalypse Now
>the world doesnt end
>tyrannosaur
>no dinosaurs
I still don't know what the title has to do with the plot.
>le old man is le grumpy and angry!
Maybe he's supposed to be the TRex cause he's old?
lmao its either
>because he's got anger issues and goes off like a t rex
>reference to his wife in the movie
>reference to anger/emotions and how they cause us to act loony, especially considering the girl he meets
>The Phantom Menace
No one knows who the frick its referring to and it's never explained
>Attack of the Clones
The clones don't attack anyone they are enlisted and fight in one battle
>Revenge of the Sith
The sith are at the same status quo as they were in the previous except instead of an old man apprentice palp has a crippled kid
>A new hope
Luke is a moronic manchild playing with action figures and Leia is a better choice, there is no new hope since nothing changes and Yoda is still alive.
>The Empire Strikes Back
After losing their most important fricking weapon and base they freeze a literal no name bounty hunter and everyone else gets away, they still lose.
>Return of the Jedi
Luke becomes a Jedi 2 seconds before the movie ends and we never see the Jedi return
>The Force Awakens
There's been an awakening... For reasons... And is vague, never explained, and dropped afterwards.
>The Last Jedi
"And I will not be the last Jedi"
>The Rise of Skywalker
Skywalker literally falls into a fricking pit
i don't even really like these movies, but you're a midwit
go back to your containment general thread
>there is no new hope since nothing changes
>After losing their most important fricking weapon and base
>The Phantom Menace
Obviously Palpatine, he's shown multiple times throughout the movie and the last scene ends with the camera on him as they talk about the dark lords of the sith.
>Attack of the Clones
The clones attack Separatist forces Genosis, starting the clone wars
>Revenge of the Sith
The sith killed all the jedi. You're fricking moronic. The jedi go from complete control over the galaxy to being hunted down and killed within a movie
>A new hope
Luke embodies the spirit of the rebel alliance as they take down the death star, the strongest weapon ever known
>The Empire Strikes Back
The Empire crushes the rebels at Hoth, causing them to flee amongst the galaxy. Han Solo is captured and used as bait for Vader to get to Luke. Luke is defeated easily by Vader but escapes, losing a hand.
>Return of the Jedi
Luke and friends defeating Jabba the Hut and saving Han signifies the return of Jedi order to the galaxy. The second death star is destroyed, Vader is redeemed, and the Emperor is struck down without Luke succumbing to the dark side.
>disney sequels
batshit moronic, not gonna defend
>The Phantom Menace
>It's never explained
Ahem. ~~**~~. Get it?
Is that why George Lucas talked about Palpatine having a good nose?
>nothing changes
>After losing their most important fricking weapon and base
you contradict yourself, dummy
>The Deer Hunter
>movie does have some scenes where they hunt deer but it takes up sucha small amount of time compared to other events, like the wedding scene, like may as well call the movie The Wedding Haver am i right or what haha
>The Road to el Dorado
>they go there by boat
Dishonest filmmaking
Paper is made of pulp too frogget. Jimmy was reading a newspaper about the story and the entire movie was about his headcanon after he met Vince and Jules.
the pulp was fiction
>Pulp? Fiction.
They're fictional though
>Blue Waffle
>there's no waffle
>irobot
>there are multiple robots
that's the point idiot the pulp was fiction.
>No Country for Old Men
>There are multiple elderly male characters
The joke is the titles of these movies are misleading
>the matrix
>there is no spoon
>eating raoul
>raoul is never eaten in the movie
>Das Boot
>actually a submarine
>das... jumbo-sandwich?
thats one weird translator youre using
It's google translate.
>Ferris Bueller's Day Off
>It's not his day off, he's skipping school
>Full Metal Jacket
>Its hot so no one needs a jacket
>star warS
All 3 movies cover a singular war.
>all dogs go to heaven
>a dog goes to hell in that very movie
>no country for old men
>dont even make an attempt at hiding the geriatrics
Black person Producers
>predator
>no pedophiles
>Naked Lunch
>No meals eaten by nude people
>Die Hard
>He lives
It means it's hard for him to die.
That's why you never hear his real name in the film, every character only calls him Die Hardman.
>Man Bites Dog
>Nobody bites a dog
>Nightcrawler
>No worms, insects, or fishing.
>spider man
>isn’t actually a spider
>the gray man
>he isn't gray
He was gray in both color and demeanour
Reddit tier thread
>wahhhhhhhhhh
>we aren’t taking about the lastest Jordan “bull” peele movie!!!!
>WWWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Anal Acrobats
They're actually pornstars
>The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
He was a fricking latent homosexual autist
>Her
It's a he
>The Talented Me Ripley
Constantly frick it up
>The Shawshank Redemption
There is no Shaw walking around shanking people and offer them redemption
>the neverending story
>it ends
>blade runner
>he never runs on a blade
>free guy
>he actually costed money to make
>The Big Short
They're actually shorting bigly
>Deep Impact
>They literally say only a small part of the meteor will hit the ocean that will soak up most of the impact.
>Lord of the Rings
>It's about one ring
>The Breakfast Club
>No breakfast anywhere to be found
You're thinking of juicy bits fiction
>No crawdads
>Not one
I was outraged.
>Cinemaphile
>no ones posting their televisions
>Obi-Wan Kenobi
>He's called Ben Kenobi
>This says pulp fiction
>You like it with pulp
>Not this much. I like the one that says Some Pulp Fiction