Pure fricking kino holy shit do not sleep on this.

Pure fricking kino holy shit do not sleep on this.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate women so I will not watch it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, you saved me the trouble of googling it

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's dyke drama and shit

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's like a daytime soap opera but with some space scenes thrown in.
    absolutely sleep on this

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    S3E8's mirroring of the Apollo program was top shit.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sleep on
    It's a tv show not a fricking bed you moron.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THEY FRICKING KEKED KINOMAN
    TWICE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >barely a couple of scratches after being hit by another spacecraft
      >soviets conveniently useful for once manage to regain control and refuel sojourner
      >"engine malfunction" fixes itself for the decent
      >helio's smaller and more maneuverable lander can't make it but nasa's truck has no issues because nasa
      nasa's plot armor is starting to get annoying

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Between Margo not being able to keep the fact that Russia got the nuclear engine plans a secret and Helios getting cucked just like NASA did in the moon race BY THE SAME FRICKING GUY Season 4 is going to be Helios going for whatever the next goal is

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not Helios, they just spent like ten minutes with Karen laying out how she's going to found Blue Origin

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          we already figured next season will be just shenanigans at mars like s2 was at the moon, s5, if there's another, should be a race to the moons of jupiter or perhaps the skies of venus

          >barely a couple of scratches after being hit by another spacecraft
          >soviets conveniently useful for once manage to regain control and refuel sojourner
          >"engine malfunction" fixes itself for the decent
          >helio's smaller and more maneuverable lander can't make it but nasa's truck has no issues because nasa
          >nasa's plot armor is starting to get annoying

          so another alien covenant

          use the spoilers anon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the moons of jupiter or perhaps the skies of venus
            With them magically achieving nuclear fusion, ipads and solar sail in the early 90s, expect an expedition to Tau fricking Ceti by next season

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >barely a couple of scratches after being hit by another spacecraft
        >soviets conveniently useful for once manage to regain control and refuel sojourner
        >"engine malfunction" fixes itself for the decent
        >helio's smaller and more maneuverable lander can't make it but nasa's truck has no issues because nasa
        >nasa's plot armor is starting to get annoying

        so another alien covenant

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >nasa's plot armor is starting to get annoying
        NASA is always the hero of this show.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        a couple of scratches after being hit by another spacecraft

        It was hit from upside of the shielding. I am guessing they won't be able to return to orbit and will rely on Helios to pick them up.

        ALSO

        If you watch closely as they leave orbit for landing you can see a small piece of the ship falling off.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        a couple of scratches after being hit by another spacecraft

        It was hit from upside of the shielding. I am guessing they won't be able to return to orbit and will rely on Helios to pick them up.

        ALSO

        If you watch closely as they leave orbit for landing you can see a small piece of the ship falling off.

        It also isn't like the Mars '94 ship rammed the Mars Shuttle at full velocity or anything. By the time of impact the US vessel had already begun trying to gain distance. We saw how it flattened that astronaut by rolling between them, it didn't squish her like slapping a mosquito.
        Maybe there should've been more damage but the idea of it being largely unscathed isn't the dumbest thing ever.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Season 1 was good. Season 2 and 3 suck and I don't want to watch more.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my friends mom's pusy was so good I literally murdered her husband and children for another taste.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Supreme cum

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she tried to defy the law of man, the last wiener to be inside her owns her and is obligated to fight to the death protecting it.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >season 1 episode 1
    >smug uptight housewife
    >season 3 episode 1
    Owns a space hotel, fricked her friends son and is married to her dead friends widower and looks damn good at 70

    How the frick did they get away with such shitty absurdist writing?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Owns a space hotel
      bit of a trope now of the downtrodden housewife with no apparent skills who turns into bossbabe in between seasons.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >70
      Assuming she was 30 in 1969 she'd only be 55.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who's gonna tell kinoman about chudlander bangin' his wife?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so what's his endgame?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's going to tell kinoman he fricked his wife right before he kills him for aborting the landing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Endless seething. I loved Kinoman basically saying to his face that he's a stupid child reading way too much meaning into a one time mistake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >those pupils
      MILF pussy is some strong shit

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that guy who thought Ed baldwin was real
    Was he trolling or did he think this was actually based on real life?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've watched 8 episodes of season 1 so far, I'm enjoying it for the space shit and kinoman, I find myself skipping some of the bullshit in between that I don't care about, especially most of the boring immigrant plot. I hate most of the women, Danielle, Molly, and the lesbo are alright though, Karen is alright sometimes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Karen is alright sometimes.
      Frick I meant Tracy, not Karen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      danielle gets annoying, molly is fine, lesbo's arc is boring but harmless, karen and tracy are there for eye candy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >danielle gets annoying
        That's a shame, I enjoyed watching Ed, Danielle and Gordo doing their thing in the base.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >karen and tracy never swapped sons
    it's not fair. Karen just takes and takes and takes.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh it's about women and minorities. great! i'll learn something new and broaden my view of the world! thank god art exists!

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They killed Gordo and his wife. No reason for me to continue watching

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >do not sleep on this.
    For this reason alone I will never watch this show. What a reddit fricking phrase.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Danny acting like the psycho antagonist in an erotic thriller but in space is funny as hell.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's great. I was a little unsure at first but I realised it's deliberate, they're showing a cultural difference between the formal government space programs and SpaceY winging it. They can afford the right people but they can't command the same kind of dedication or respect, everyone's there for their own reasons in a way they're not at NASA or the Russian counterpart I'm blanking on the name of.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i sleep on it, shill

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This show is absolutely dogshit, stay away unless you enjoy being bait and switched. 5 minutes of space kino for every 2 hours of dyke minority white man bad drama

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can overlook a lot of shit for space kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Me too anon, I watched all of Season 5 of The Expanse just to see the 5 minute battle for the gate at the end, all those scenes of Naomi crying in a dark corridor. But I have my limits

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seemed weird that Kelly started making out with that cosmonaut, I guess being stuck in space for weeks unable to flick the bean will make you crazy. US security protocols are helpless against these sexy Russians.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, I can think of worse ways to ensure there's a new generation for next season than pairing her up with a Russian physicist who's just as weird as she is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Seemed weird that Kelly started making out with that cosmonaut

      Not weird at all.
      Cabin fever+witnessing death of three people+months without sex+being young+being on mission that can be potentially deadly.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick that's a bad shot. It's just endless hours of feminist cope.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are the Russian characters played by u
    Russianas, and, more importantly, do they speak Russian among each other?
    If not, you can frick off. I can't suspend disbelief and imagine anglo actors speaking English with a meme accent in such a setting. Tchernobyl was terrible because of that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Are the Russian characters played by u
      Russianas
      yes
      >do they speak Russian among each other?
      there's rarely an interaction between soviets since thd show is told from the americam pov, but the few they've shown the speak russian between them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Okay so it's not as terrible as it could have been. However
        >American point of view
        Boring and probably full of nigs and queers.
        I wish russkies and frogs or italians would do a really kino sci fi series some day. Probably won't happen for a while now that the war is going on etc.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's shit, why did they frick Ed over again. First time I've been angry at the writers of a show

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why would you use spoilers theyre moronic and dont work correctly
    anytime you click a post number to see what the post is replying to the spoilers are unhidden

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5% cool spacekino
    >95% feminism and nig pandering

    Yeah I’m good

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whatever. gay

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always think that's someone carrying his mate in his arms, facing the light source
    I only just found out it's a hunching gay in awkward pose

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was weird when Kelly was talking to the cosmonaut guy and he's telling her about how Vietnam has no poor people now, which is obvious propaganda but then she accuses the Vietnamese of having killed all the poor people, which is moronic. Bit rich to act like America gives a shit about the lives of the Vietnamese. In general this show gives the yanks too much credit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      America might not but individual Americans would probably prefer to take the high ground. Keep in mind it's a show focused on an American perspective.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Keep in mind it's a show focused on an American perspective.

        I still hope Chinese will show up in last episode and dab on yanks with an Orion Drive ship.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nah my bet is on North Korea already having a manned Mars base. The failed rocket launch in '92 was a feint.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It was weird when Kelly was talking to the cosmonaut guy and he's telling her about how Vietnam has no poor people now, which is obvious propaganda

      I lived in communist Poland and he was right.
      Under communism you had decent level of life, you weren't rich but weren't poor either. 99% of people were on the same level

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how old are you man

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >how old are you man
          45

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            damn

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        under communism almost everyone lived in objective poverty.
        or do you want to tell me that hours long lines forming in front of the (government owned) store during the night because of a rumor that the shop might be selling cheese the next day, or oranges only available once a year, or five year wait times for a rustbucket soviet shitbox car, is a "decent" level of life, larper.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >under communism almost everyone lived in objective poverty.
          WRONG.
          >or do you want to tell me that hours long lines forming in front of the (government owned) store during the night because of a rumor that the shop might be selling cheese the next day,

          Cheese was never scarce in Poland. We are good at making diary products.
          There were occasional shortages of meat products and exotic foods in late 80s due to economic blockade by the west.

          Cars were in shortage true, but there was clean and efficient public transport.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Cheese was never scarce in Poland. We are good at making diary products.
            too bad centrally planned economy is not good at working.
            >There were occasional shortages of meat products and exotic foods in late 80s due to economic blockade by the west.
            thats how I know you're either a western larper or a child of some commie dignitary who lived well beyond the means of average people. meat was always scarce, why do you think Polish cuisine changed from being meat based to being flour based during commie times?
            and exotic foods were never in a position to become a part of shortages, because they were only available in Pewexes for american dollars and far outside the reach of anyone but the fattest commie party pigs (funny how communists trusted dollar more than their own currency btw)
            my grandparents were doctors and they were sometimes forced to forage for food out of necessity, there's your "decent" level of life
            >Cars were in shortage true, but there was clean and efficient public transport.
            beyond big cities almost non-existent

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >too bad centrally planned economy is not good at working.

              Works well for China and Singapore which are states combining state run economy with capitalism.

              >thats how I know you're either a western larper or a child of some commie dignitary who lived well beyond the means of average people. meat was always scarce

              thats how I know you're either a western right wing larper or a child of some Solidarnos sell out to the West who now lives well beyond the means of average people.
              Neither poultry nor pork was really in shortage any time. Things like ham were, but chickens were ALWAYS widely available.

              > they were only available in Pewexes for american dollars and far outside the reach of anyone but the fattest commie party pigs

              BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

              You could buy bananas and oranges on the street markets(bazary). There were never "available only in Pewex"

              >my grandparents were doctors
              Ah yes, the corrupt elites who were butthurt they couldn't exploit people for more money like today. Explains the bullshit you are typing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                western commie larper it is, migrate to North Korea scum

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >westie rightoid can't comprehend that people in Poland exist who preferred communism to western colonialism of their country

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I can definitely comprehend that the Polish are moronic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >if you don't want to be slave of the west you are moronic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yes we are, send help

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You could buy bananas and oranges on the street markets(bazary). There were never "available only in Pewex"
                No, you fricking couldn't. There's a reason my country (Czechia) still associates tangerines with Christmas. It was the only time people could realistically get them. What

                >Cheese was never scarce in Poland. We are good at making diary products.
                too bad centrally planned economy is not good at working.
                >There were occasional shortages of meat products and exotic foods in late 80s due to economic blockade by the west.
                thats how I know you're either a western larper or a child of some commie dignitary who lived well beyond the means of average people. meat was always scarce, why do you think Polish cuisine changed from being meat based to being flour based during commie times?
                and exotic foods were never in a position to become a part of shortages, because they were only available in Pewexes for american dollars and far outside the reach of anyone but the fattest commie party pigs (funny how communists trusted dollar more than their own currency btw)
                my grandparents were doctors and they were sometimes forced to forage for food out of necessity, there's your "decent" level of life
                >Cars were in shortage true, but there was clean and efficient public transport.
                beyond big cities almost non-existent

                said about cuisine changing is also bang on the money - ours changed into something monotonous and absolutely disgusting during socialism because so many of the ingredients people were used to during the First Republic and even Austria-Hungary became unavailable. It took 20 years for our canteens and low-cost restaurants to become decent again, because over the 40 years of communism the standards of what passes for good food degenerated to a ridiculous degree. UHO/UBS (Universal Brown Sauce) is still infamous as it exemplifies the cuisine of socialist times. To cite one random article:
                >This onion sauce was made famous by its name, UHO, which stands for "Universal Brown Sauce". It is a folk term for the dark sauce of often indeterminate taste, which was served to us by the "masters of chemistry" in the times of totalitarianism in factory and school canteens and often in restaurants, especially with stewed pork or beef.
                Even I lived to see the remains of this and it fricking sucked. God, I hate tankies.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen your threads pop up for a couple of weeks and I have now gathered enough data to conclude that you are probably a gigantic homosexual irl

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >apple tv
    nobody is going to see it.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Karen/Danny shit has to be the most moronicly forced drama subplot I’ve ever seen.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this episode annoyed the shit out of me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're not alone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I saw this shit coming but it still hurts. My boy Ed will forever be known as the man who lost the moon. Fricking wienersuckers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        being Ed truly is suffering

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dykes
    >apple
    Nah, no thanks

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The North Korean theory is confirmed by the way.
    There is a South Korean actor listed for episodes 9 and 10 on IMDB as playing "Lee Jung Gil"
    I am guessing the special operation Soviets requested is locating secret North Korean base of operations on Mars or the pilot who landed first.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >there are people still watching this
    Not even worth a fricking pirate it was so grating.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they thwarted Kinoman's last moment to shine for a slapstick moment where two astronauts trying to outrun each other
    Im fricking done with this show frick you apple

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >90 % drama, women moments, feminism trash
    >10% real space kino and action
    yeah, a fricking drama for women, also NASA ship name is Sojourner meaning guest, but also same name has a slave black woman, is the first thing you see when search the name on google or duck

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >your ex wife, whatever happened there?

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh, and by the way, next time try and learn the bare minimum about something before larping.
    denying things that were such obvious parts of common life that even censorship allowed to make jokes about them in media kinda gives you away immediately

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek, I lived next to Soviet base and even as a kid in kindergarten drove in BMP Soviet soldiers showed to us.
      I guess your grandparent "doctors" were showing you "other things" Isaac

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think the engines hit a rock on landing and the ship can't go back home

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Quite possibly. The lander's been through enough at this point that it wouldn't surprise me if they all end up having to bunk on SpaceX's mission to get home.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't even remember what filtered me on this show in the first few episodes. Was there some gay shit in space or mixed race crap being pushed? That usually does me in.

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