>barely a couple of scratches after being hit by another spacecraft >soviets conveniently useful for once manage to regain control and refuel sojourner >"engine malfunction" fixes itself for the decent >helio's smaller and more maneuverable lander can't make it but nasa's truck has no issues because nasa nasa's plot armor is starting to get annoying
Between Margo not being able to keep the fact that Russia got the nuclear engine plans a secret and Helios getting cucked just like NASA did in the moon raceBY THE SAME FRICKING GUYSeason 4 is going to be Helios going for whatever the next goal is
we already figured next season will be just shenanigans at mars like s2 was at the moon, s5, if there's another, should be a race to the moons of jupiter or perhaps the skies of venus
>barely a couple of scratches after being hit by another spacecraft >soviets conveniently useful for once manage to regain control and refuel sojourner >"engine malfunction" fixes itself for the decent >helio's smaller and more maneuverable lander can't make it but nasa's truck has no issues because nasa >nasa's plot armor is starting to get annoying
>the moons of jupiter or perhaps the skies of venus
With them magically achieving nuclear fusion, ipads and solar sail in the early 90s, expect an expedition to Tau fricking Ceti by next season
>barely a couple of scratches after being hit by another spacecraft >soviets conveniently useful for once manage to regain control and refuel sojourner >"engine malfunction" fixes itself for the decent >helio's smaller and more maneuverable lander can't make it but nasa's truck has no issues because nasa >nasa's plot armor is starting to get annoying
a couple of scratches after being hit by another spacecraft
It was hit from upside of the shielding. I am guessing they won't be able to return to orbit and will rely on Helios to pick them up.
ALSO
If you watch closely as they leave orbit for landing you can see a small piece of the ship falling off.
It also isn't like the Mars '94 ship rammed the Mars Shuttle at full velocity or anything. By the time of impact the US vessel had already begun trying to gain distance. We saw how it flattened that astronaut by rolling between them, it didn't squish her like slapping a mosquito.
Maybe there should've been more damage but the idea of it being largely unscathed isn't the dumbest thing ever.
>season 1 episode 1 >smug uptight housewife >season 3 episode 1
Owns a space hotel, fricked her friends son and is married to her dead friends widower and looks damn good at 70
How the frick did they get away with such shitty absurdist writing?
I've watched 8 episodes of season 1 so far, I'm enjoying it for the space shit and kinoman, I find myself skipping some of the bullshit in between that I don't care about, especially most of the boring immigrant plot. I hate most of the women, Danielle, Molly, and the lesbo are alright though, Karen is alright sometimes.
It's great. I was a little unsure at first but I realised it's deliberate, they're showing a cultural difference between the formal government space programs and SpaceY winging it. They can afford the right people but they can't command the same kind of dedication or respect, everyone's there for their own reasons in a way they're not at NASA or the Russian counterpart I'm blanking on the name of.
This show is absolutely dogshit, stay away unless you enjoy being bait and switched. 5 minutes of space kino for every 2 hours of dyke minority white man bad drama
Me too anon, I watched all of Season 5 of The Expanse just to see the 5 minute battle for the gate at the end, all those scenes of Naomi crying in a dark corridor. But I have my limits
Seemed weird that Kelly started making out with that cosmonaut, I guess being stuck in space for weeks unable to flick the bean will make you crazy. US security protocols are helpless against these sexy Russians.
Eh, I can think of worse ways to ensure there's a new generation for next season than pairing her up with a Russian physicist who's just as weird as she is
Are the Russian characters played by u
Russianas, and, more importantly, do they speak Russian among each other?
If not, you can frick off. I can't suspend disbelief and imagine anglo actors speaking English with a meme accent in such a setting. Tchernobyl was terrible because of that.
>Are the Russian characters played by u
Russianas
yes >do they speak Russian among each other?
there's rarely an interaction between soviets since thd show is told from the americam pov, but the few they've shown the speak russian between them
Okay so it's not as terrible as it could have been. However >American point of view
Boring and probably full of nigs and queers.
I wish russkies and frogs or italians would do a really kino sci fi series some day. Probably won't happen for a while now that the war is going on etc.
why would you use spoilers theyre moronic and dont work correctly
anytime you click a post number to see what the post is replying to the spoilers are unhidden
It was weird when Kelly was talking to the cosmonaut guy and he's telling her about how Vietnam has no poor people now, which is obvious propaganda but then she accuses the Vietnamese of having killed all the poor people, which is moronic. Bit rich to act like America gives a shit about the lives of the Vietnamese. In general this show gives the yanks too much credit.
>It was weird when Kelly was talking to the cosmonaut guy and he's telling her about how Vietnam has no poor people now, which is obvious propaganda
I lived in communist Poland and he was right.
Under communism you had decent level of life, you weren't rich but weren't poor either. 99% of people were on the same level
under communism almost everyone lived in objective poverty.
or do you want to tell me that hours long lines forming in front of the (government owned) store during the night because of a rumor that the shop might be selling cheese the next day, or oranges only available once a year, or five year wait times for a rustbucket soviet shitbox car, is a "decent" level of life, larper.
>under communism almost everyone lived in objective poverty.
WRONG. >or do you want to tell me that hours long lines forming in front of the (government owned) store during the night because of a rumor that the shop might be selling cheese the next day,
Cheese was never scarce in Poland. We are good at making diary products.
There were occasional shortages of meat products and exotic foods in late 80s due to economic blockade by the west.
Cars were in shortage true, but there was clean and efficient public transport.
>Cheese was never scarce in Poland. We are good at making diary products.
too bad centrally planned economy is not good at working. >There were occasional shortages of meat products and exotic foods in late 80s due to economic blockade by the west.
thats how I know you're either a western larper or a child of some commie dignitary who lived well beyond the means of average people. meat was always scarce, why do you think Polish cuisine changed from being meat based to being flour based during commie times?
and exotic foods were never in a position to become a part of shortages, because they were only available in Pewexes for american dollars and far outside the reach of anyone but the fattest commie party pigs (funny how communists trusted dollar more than their own currency btw)
my grandparents were doctors and they were sometimes forced to forage for food out of necessity, there's your "decent" level of life >Cars were in shortage true, but there was clean and efficient public transport.
beyond big cities almost non-existent
>too bad centrally planned economy is not good at working.
Works well for China and Singapore which are states combining state run economy with capitalism.
>thats how I know you're either a western larper or a child of some commie dignitary who lived well beyond the means of average people. meat was always scarce
thats how I know you're either a western right wing larper or a child of some Solidarnos sell out to the West who now lives well beyond the means of average people.
Neither poultry nor pork was really in shortage any time. Things like ham were, but chickens were ALWAYS widely available.
> they were only available in Pewexes for american dollars and far outside the reach of anyone but the fattest commie party pigs
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You could buy bananas and oranges on the street markets(bazary). There were never "available only in Pewex"
>my grandparents were doctors
Ah yes, the corrupt elites who were butthurt they couldn't exploit people for more money like today. Explains the bullshit you are typing.
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western commie larper it is, migrate to North Korea scum
2 years ago
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>westie rightoid can't comprehend that people in Poland exist who preferred communism to western colonialism of their country
2 years ago
Anonymous
I can definitely comprehend that the Polish are moronic
2 years ago
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>if you don't want to be slave of the west you are moronic
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yes we are, send help
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>You could buy bananas and oranges on the street markets(bazary). There were never "available only in Pewex"
No, you fricking couldn't. There's a reason my country (Czechia) still associates tangerines with Christmas. It was the only time people could realistically get them. What
>Cheese was never scarce in Poland. We are good at making diary products.
too bad centrally planned economy is not good at working. >There were occasional shortages of meat products and exotic foods in late 80s due to economic blockade by the west.
thats how I know you're either a western larper or a child of some commie dignitary who lived well beyond the means of average people. meat was always scarce, why do you think Polish cuisine changed from being meat based to being flour based during commie times?
and exotic foods were never in a position to become a part of shortages, because they were only available in Pewexes for american dollars and far outside the reach of anyone but the fattest commie party pigs (funny how communists trusted dollar more than their own currency btw)
my grandparents were doctors and they were sometimes forced to forage for food out of necessity, there's your "decent" level of life >Cars were in shortage true, but there was clean and efficient public transport.
beyond big cities almost non-existent
said about cuisine changing is also bang on the money - ours changed into something monotonous and absolutely disgusting during socialism because so many of the ingredients people were used to during the First Republic and even Austria-Hungary became unavailable. It took 20 years for our canteens and low-cost restaurants to become decent again, because over the 40 years of communism the standards of what passes for good food degenerated to a ridiculous degree. UHO/UBS (Universal Brown Sauce) is still infamous as it exemplifies the cuisine of socialist times. To cite one random article: >This onion sauce was made famous by its name, UHO, which stands for "Universal Brown Sauce". It is a folk term for the dark sauce of often indeterminate taste, which was served to us by the "masters of chemistry" in the times of totalitarianism in factory and school canteens and often in restaurants, especially with stewed pork or beef.
Even I lived to see the remains of this and it fricking sucked. God, I hate tankies.
The North Korean theory is confirmed by the way.
There is a South Korean actor listed for episodes 9 and 10 on IMDB as playing "Lee Jung Gil"
I am guessing the special operation Soviets requested is locating secret North Korean base of operations on Mars or the pilot who landed first.
>they thwarted Kinoman's last moment to shine for a slapstick moment where two astronauts trying to outrun each other
Im fricking done with this show frick you apple
>90 % drama, women moments, feminism trash >10% real space kino and action
yeah, a fricking drama for women, also NASA ship name is Sojourner meaning guest, but also same name has a slave black woman, is the first thing you see when search the name on google or duck
oh, and by the way, next time try and learn the bare minimum about something before larping.
denying things that were such obvious parts of common life that even censorship allowed to make jokes about them in media kinda gives you away immediately
kek, I lived next to Soviet base and even as a kid in kindergarten drove in BMP Soviet soldiers showed to us.
I guess your grandparent "doctors" were showing you "other things" Isaac
Quite possibly. The lander's been through enough at this point that it wouldn't surprise me if they all end up having to bunk on SpaceX's mission to get home.
I can't even remember what filtered me on this show in the first few episodes. Was there some gay shit in space or mixed race crap being pushed? That usually does me in.
I hate women so I will not watch it.
Thanks, you saved me the trouble of googling it
it's dyke drama and shit
it's like a daytime soap opera but with some space scenes thrown in.
absolutely sleep on this
S3E8's mirroring of the Apollo program was top shit.
>sleep on
It's a tv show not a fricking bed you moron.
THEY FRICKING KEKED KINOMAN
TWICE
>barely a couple of scratches after being hit by another spacecraft
>soviets conveniently useful for once manage to regain control and refuel sojourner
>"engine malfunction" fixes itself for the decent
>helio's smaller and more maneuverable lander can't make it but nasa's truck has no issues because nasa
nasa's plot armor is starting to get annoying
Between Margo not being able to keep the fact that Russia got the nuclear engine plans a secret and Helios getting cucked just like NASA did in the moon race BY THE SAME FRICKING GUY Season 4 is going to be Helios going for whatever the next goal is
Not Helios, they just spent like ten minutes with Karen laying out how she's going to found Blue Origin
we already figured next season will be just shenanigans at mars like s2 was at the moon, s5, if there's another, should be a race to the moons of jupiter or perhaps the skies of venus
use the spoilers anon
>the moons of jupiter or perhaps the skies of venus
With them magically achieving nuclear fusion, ipads and solar sail in the early 90s, expect an expedition to Tau fricking Ceti by next season
>barely a couple of scratches after being hit by another spacecraft
>soviets conveniently useful for once manage to regain control and refuel sojourner
>"engine malfunction" fixes itself for the decent
>helio's smaller and more maneuverable lander can't make it but nasa's truck has no issues because nasa
>nasa's plot armor is starting to get annoying
so another alien covenant
>nasa's plot armor is starting to get annoying
NASA is always the hero of this show.
a couple of scratches after being hit by another spacecraft
It was hit from upside of the shielding. I am guessing they won't be able to return to orbit and will rely on Helios to pick them up.
ALSO
If you watch closely as they leave orbit for landing you can see a small piece of the ship falling off.
It also isn't like the Mars '94 ship rammed the Mars Shuttle at full velocity or anything. By the time of impact the US vessel had already begun trying to gain distance. We saw how it flattened that astronaut by rolling between them, it didn't squish her like slapping a mosquito.
Maybe there should've been more damage but the idea of it being largely unscathed isn't the dumbest thing ever.
Season 1 was good. Season 2 and 3 suck and I don't want to watch more.
my friends mom's pusy was so good I literally murdered her husband and children for another taste.
Supreme cum
she tried to defy the law of man, the last wiener to be inside her owns her and is obligated to fight to the death protecting it.
>season 1 episode 1
>smug uptight housewife
>season 3 episode 1
Owns a space hotel, fricked her friends son and is married to her dead friends widower and looks damn good at 70
How the frick did they get away with such shitty absurdist writing?
>Owns a space hotel
bit of a trope now of the downtrodden housewife with no apparent skills who turns into bossbabe in between seasons.
>70
Assuming she was 30 in 1969 she'd only be 55.
who's gonna tell kinoman about chudlander bangin' his wife?
so what's his endgame?
He's going to tell kinoman he fricked his wife right before he kills him for aborting the landing
Endless seething. I loved Kinoman basically saying to his face that he's a stupid child reading way too much meaning into a one time mistake.
>those pupils
MILF pussy is some strong shit
>that guy who thought Ed baldwin was real
Was he trolling or did he think this was actually based on real life?
I've watched 8 episodes of season 1 so far, I'm enjoying it for the space shit and kinoman, I find myself skipping some of the bullshit in between that I don't care about, especially most of the boring immigrant plot. I hate most of the women, Danielle, Molly, and the lesbo are alright though, Karen is alright sometimes.
>Karen is alright sometimes.
Frick I meant Tracy, not Karen.
danielle gets annoying, molly is fine, lesbo's arc is boring but harmless, karen and tracy are there for eye candy
>danielle gets annoying
That's a shame, I enjoyed watching Ed, Danielle and Gordo doing their thing in the base.
>karen and tracy never swapped sons
it's not fair. Karen just takes and takes and takes.
Oh it's about women and minorities. great! i'll learn something new and broaden my view of the world! thank god art exists!
They killed Gordo and his wife. No reason for me to continue watching
>do not sleep on this.
For this reason alone I will never watch this show. What a reddit fricking phrase.
Danny acting like the psycho antagonist in an erotic thriller but in space is funny as hell.
It's great. I was a little unsure at first but I realised it's deliberate, they're showing a cultural difference between the formal government space programs and SpaceY winging it. They can afford the right people but they can't command the same kind of dedication or respect, everyone's there for their own reasons in a way they're not at NASA or the Russian counterpart I'm blanking on the name of.
i sleep on it, shill
This show is absolutely dogshit, stay away unless you enjoy being bait and switched. 5 minutes of space kino for every 2 hours of dyke minority white man bad drama
I can overlook a lot of shit for space kino
Me too anon, I watched all of Season 5 of The Expanse just to see the 5 minute battle for the gate at the end, all those scenes of Naomi crying in a dark corridor. But I have my limits
Seemed weird that Kelly started making out with that cosmonaut, I guess being stuck in space for weeks unable to flick the bean will make you crazy. US security protocols are helpless against these sexy Russians.
Eh, I can think of worse ways to ensure there's a new generation for next season than pairing her up with a Russian physicist who's just as weird as she is
>Seemed weird that Kelly started making out with that cosmonaut
Not weird at all.
Cabin fever+witnessing death of three people+months without sex+being young+being on mission that can be potentially deadly.
Holy frick that's a bad shot. It's just endless hours of feminist cope.
Are the Russian characters played by u
Russianas, and, more importantly, do they speak Russian among each other?
If not, you can frick off. I can't suspend disbelief and imagine anglo actors speaking English with a meme accent in such a setting. Tchernobyl was terrible because of that.
>Are the Russian characters played by u
Russianas
yes
>do they speak Russian among each other?
there's rarely an interaction between soviets since thd show is told from the americam pov, but the few they've shown the speak russian between them
Okay so it's not as terrible as it could have been. However
>American point of view
Boring and probably full of nigs and queers.
I wish russkies and frogs or italians would do a really kino sci fi series some day. Probably won't happen for a while now that the war is going on etc.
It's shit, why did they frick Ed over again. First time I've been angry at the writers of a show
why would you use spoilers theyre moronic and dont work correctly
anytime you click a post number to see what the post is replying to the spoilers are unhidden
>5% cool spacekino
>95% feminism and nig pandering
Yeah I’m good
whatever. gay
I always think that's someone carrying his mate in his arms, facing the light source
I only just found out it's a hunching gay in awkward pose
It was weird when Kelly was talking to the cosmonaut guy and he's telling her about how Vietnam has no poor people now, which is obvious propaganda but then she accuses the Vietnamese of having killed all the poor people, which is moronic. Bit rich to act like America gives a shit about the lives of the Vietnamese. In general this show gives the yanks too much credit.
America might not but individual Americans would probably prefer to take the high ground. Keep in mind it's a show focused on an American perspective.
>Keep in mind it's a show focused on an American perspective.
I still hope Chinese will show up in last episode and dab on yanks with an Orion Drive ship.
Nah my bet is on North Korea already having a manned Mars base. The failed rocket launch in '92 was a feint.
>It was weird when Kelly was talking to the cosmonaut guy and he's telling her about how Vietnam has no poor people now, which is obvious propaganda
I lived in communist Poland and he was right.
Under communism you had decent level of life, you weren't rich but weren't poor either. 99% of people were on the same level
how old are you man
>how old are you man
45
damn
under communism almost everyone lived in objective poverty.
or do you want to tell me that hours long lines forming in front of the (government owned) store during the night because of a rumor that the shop might be selling cheese the next day, or oranges only available once a year, or five year wait times for a rustbucket soviet shitbox car, is a "decent" level of life, larper.
>under communism almost everyone lived in objective poverty.
WRONG.
>or do you want to tell me that hours long lines forming in front of the (government owned) store during the night because of a rumor that the shop might be selling cheese the next day,
Cheese was never scarce in Poland. We are good at making diary products.
There were occasional shortages of meat products and exotic foods in late 80s due to economic blockade by the west.
Cars were in shortage true, but there was clean and efficient public transport.
>Cheese was never scarce in Poland. We are good at making diary products.
too bad centrally planned economy is not good at working.
>There were occasional shortages of meat products and exotic foods in late 80s due to economic blockade by the west.
thats how I know you're either a western larper or a child of some commie dignitary who lived well beyond the means of average people. meat was always scarce, why do you think Polish cuisine changed from being meat based to being flour based during commie times?
and exotic foods were never in a position to become a part of shortages, because they were only available in Pewexes for american dollars and far outside the reach of anyone but the fattest commie party pigs (funny how communists trusted dollar more than their own currency btw)
my grandparents were doctors and they were sometimes forced to forage for food out of necessity, there's your "decent" level of life
>Cars were in shortage true, but there was clean and efficient public transport.
beyond big cities almost non-existent
>too bad centrally planned economy is not good at working.
Works well for China and Singapore which are states combining state run economy with capitalism.
>thats how I know you're either a western larper or a child of some commie dignitary who lived well beyond the means of average people. meat was always scarce
thats how I know you're either a western right wing larper or a child of some Solidarnos sell out to the West who now lives well beyond the means of average people.
Neither poultry nor pork was really in shortage any time. Things like ham were, but chickens were ALWAYS widely available.
> they were only available in Pewexes for american dollars and far outside the reach of anyone but the fattest commie party pigs
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You could buy bananas and oranges on the street markets(bazary). There were never "available only in Pewex"
>my grandparents were doctors
Ah yes, the corrupt elites who were butthurt they couldn't exploit people for more money like today. Explains the bullshit you are typing.
western commie larper it is, migrate to North Korea scum
>westie rightoid can't comprehend that people in Poland exist who preferred communism to western colonialism of their country
I can definitely comprehend that the Polish are moronic
>if you don't want to be slave of the west you are moronic
yes we are, send help
>You could buy bananas and oranges on the street markets(bazary). There were never "available only in Pewex"
No, you fricking couldn't. There's a reason my country (Czechia) still associates tangerines with Christmas. It was the only time people could realistically get them. What
said about cuisine changing is also bang on the money - ours changed into something monotonous and absolutely disgusting during socialism because so many of the ingredients people were used to during the First Republic and even Austria-Hungary became unavailable. It took 20 years for our canteens and low-cost restaurants to become decent again, because over the 40 years of communism the standards of what passes for good food degenerated to a ridiculous degree. UHO/UBS (Universal Brown Sauce) is still infamous as it exemplifies the cuisine of socialist times. To cite one random article:
>This onion sauce was made famous by its name, UHO, which stands for "Universal Brown Sauce". It is a folk term for the dark sauce of often indeterminate taste, which was served to us by the "masters of chemistry" in the times of totalitarianism in factory and school canteens and often in restaurants, especially with stewed pork or beef.
Even I lived to see the remains of this and it fricking sucked. God, I hate tankies.
I've seen your threads pop up for a couple of weeks and I have now gathered enough data to conclude that you are probably a gigantic homosexual irl
>apple tv
nobody is going to see it.
The Karen/Danny shit has to be the most moronicly forced drama subplot I’ve ever seen.
this episode annoyed the shit out of me
You're not alone
I saw this shit coming but it still hurts. My boy Ed will forever be known as the man who lost the moon. Fricking wienersuckers.
being Ed truly is suffering
>dykes
>apple
Nah, no thanks
The North Korean theory is confirmed by the way.
There is a South Korean actor listed for episodes 9 and 10 on IMDB as playing "Lee Jung Gil"
I am guessing the special operation Soviets requested is locating secret North Korean base of operations on Mars or the pilot who landed first.
>there are people still watching this
Not even worth a fricking pirate it was so grating.
>they thwarted Kinoman's last moment to shine for a slapstick moment where two astronauts trying to outrun each other
Im fricking done with this show frick you apple
>90 % drama, women moments, feminism trash
>10% real space kino and action
yeah, a fricking drama for women, also NASA ship name is Sojourner meaning guest, but also same name has a slave black woman, is the first thing you see when search the name on google or duck
>your ex wife, whatever happened there?
oh, and by the way, next time try and learn the bare minimum about something before larping.
denying things that were such obvious parts of common life that even censorship allowed to make jokes about them in media kinda gives you away immediately
kek, I lived next to Soviet base and even as a kid in kindergarten drove in BMP Soviet soldiers showed to us.
I guess your grandparent "doctors" were showing you "other things" Isaac
I think the engines hit a rock on landing and the ship can't go back home
Quite possibly. The lander's been through enough at this point that it wouldn't surprise me if they all end up having to bunk on SpaceX's mission to get home.
I can't even remember what filtered me on this show in the first few episodes. Was there some gay shit in space or mixed race crap being pushed? That usually does me in.