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It's an allusion to Macbeth by Shakespeare (a classic)
>Macduff was from his mother’s womb untimely ripped.
Mactroony in LOTR had his penis removed and started HRT just in time to be passable enough to qualify as a woman, thus the spell was nullified. Bravo Hackson very ahead of his time
Yeah, The Return of the King was very overrated and I honestly hated it compared to the previous 2
If this shit came out today, we would have posts after posts here saying how Woke Jackson ruined Tolkien
Yeah. The line is stupid and the scene is dumb as frick. It's still a good overall movie though.
It's Tolkien taking the piss out of Macbeth. He also did this with the ents walking to Orthanc.
Ha, I genuinely never made the connection. I'm an English teacher. Frick.
>No, you see, I'm afraid this is a misunderstanding. By "man" I was merely referring to "mankind", which in turn means "humankind". Now, I will give it to you: this was a pretty skillful stab. Unfortunately, I possess supernatural abilities and will now kill you.
>*Legolas is seen in the distance triple flipping between oliphants*
Could a elf kill him?
the scene was pretty poorly executed unfortunately.
Jackson wanted Theoden getting jumped to be a surprise when it should have been something they saw coming but couldn't prevent.
Way better than the cringe attempt at sounding old-timey in the book:
>"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace! But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn am I, Éomund's daughter. Thou standest between I and my lord and kin. Begone, if thee be not deathless! For living or dark undead, smite you will I, if thou touchest him"
Tolkien is a shit writer.
Wtf why didnt she look like this bros
because she was posing as a man
Eowyn was a troony?
Man I wish I could draw.
I am no man I am manchild
the only way it could get worse is if she said BAZINGA at the end
It looks like she's brushing his teeth with an electric toothbrush
This scene is literally trans/enby erasure and would not fly so good today.
>woman wears armor
>somehow that means she's not a woman
i am gnome man
if release today Cinemaphilechuds wouldve meltdown and calling the film antiwhite
They would also deny that anything like this ever happened in the books
dear diary: made le ragebait thread on tv today xD
When I was younger (underaged) I used to do this unironically. I'd screenshot threads/posts I made that got a lot of replies. I still have them on my old hard drive.
>not posting the original
Huh it looks like she's shoving an electric toothbrush in his mouth his breath must stink
It is corny even in the books but it absolutely fits in with old stories and epics which had similar riddles and misleading prophesies in them.
Cringe then, cringe now, cringe forever.