Pure kino. How isn't this mentioned more here?

Pure kino. How isn't this mentioned more here?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's among my GOAT list. Even more simple than Henry portrait of a killer, and endlessly true about everyone.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heard the burger remake is pretty good, but haven't seen it yet.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't watch the remake

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        he's right. don't watch the remake, for the record don't watch this either

        I will watch the remake

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The remake sucks though

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How do you know

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because I've seen it, it's a pointless remake

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The remake sucks though

              the remake sucks in his mind because the ending was changed, and the ending is the whole point of the first movie. but the original movies ending isn't good either. it's not a movie to consume. just walk away.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't watch the remake

      he's right. don't watch the remake, for the record don't watch this either

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hamburgers are german moron

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They actually aren’t, moron. You seem to have access to the internet. lol

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A Hamburger is a person from Hamburg, anon.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >een film van
    stopped reading there, will not watch your danish experimental cartoon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, I forgot, you only watch true kino such as picrel

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kino
    >the thing that made the movie even remotely memorable relies completely on how stupid the protagonist is
    >well what do you know, the protagonist makes a stupid decision to force a bleak ending
    No one in real life would take a drink from the guy who said he fricking kidnapped your wife that's been missing for years.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was completely consumed by his gf's disappearance. It makes perfect sense, he wouldn't be able to live with the knowledge that he could have found out what happened and chose not to and now never will. He had to know, no matter the cost. There was nothing stupid about it, he knew what he was getting into.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess or he could have just lived with it. He would have screamed for a police officer the minute he revealed himself.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but then he would never know what actually happened to his gf. and that's the point.

          when you life have been consumed by the idea of someone, wouldn't you want to know what happened to them?
          it made perfect sense.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it seems like you didn't get the movie. There's no kidnapper. The kidnapper is a metaphor for drugs. His girlfriend snorted coke and ODed making him depressed and feelbad, and in the end he turned to drugs and kys himself on od. the kidnapper represents drugs talkin to da junkie. the director said so himself in an interview at cannes in 1990 iirc

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, except its a metaphor for talking masculinity

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think you understood the true message of the movie. The kidnapper and the boyfriend was the same guy. He buried himself once he figured out he had killed his gf. That's why he drank the coffee. He knew it was regular without milk. And he could only blame himself. So he suicided by murdering himself. True story.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Close, he was a schizophrenic with three personalities: the killer, the girlfriend, and the boyfriend
          The boyfriend represented his male birth self, the girlfriend represented is true female self, and the killer represented the insidious societal (anti-trans) self
          It is a story about somebody who suppressed their true gender identity so much that it disappeared. The societal oppression was so strong that it even overpowered the male birth personality and they became a single personality, the one produced by societal forces.
          Its a trans allegory and societal critique. I've confirmed this with ChatGPT and the director has confirmed this in a dvd commentary too

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think you understood the true message of the movie. The kidnapper and the boyfriend was the same guy. He buried himself once he figured out he had killed his gf. That's why he drank the coffee. He knew it was regular without milk. And he could only blame himself. So he suicided by murdering himself. True story.

            it seems like you didn't get the movie. There's no kidnapper. The kidnapper is a metaphor for drugs. His girlfriend snorted coke and ODed making him depressed and feelbad, and in the end he turned to drugs and kys himself on od. the kidnapper represents drugs talkin to da junkie. the director said so himself in an interview at cannes in 1990 iirc

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Damn... I thought you were joking but I asked chatgpt to interpret it as an allegory and this is what it spat out

            >"The Vanishing," when viewed as an allegory, appears to be a trans allegory with the characters representing the following things:

            >1. **Boyfriend:** Symbolizes the public persona or the outwardly perceived gender identity of an individual.

            >2. **Girlfriend:** Represents the internal, true gender identity or a suppressed aspect of the person.

            >3. **Killer:** Symbolizes societal expectations, discrimination, or internal struggles related to gender identity that may threaten or suppress the true self.

            >The movie is a metaphorical exploration of identity, self-discovery, and the challenges faced by individuals in understanding and accepting their true selves.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is probably just because half of the nobsense allegory theories that get posted online and fed into the machine are about how the story is really about being trans

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

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      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretentious explanation for a pretentious movie. How ironic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you. Not sure why people like this crap.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because you're fricking moronic and missed out on the movie doing a good job of showing how pathological he became about finding out the truth about her. That's all he was really living for at that point and he had no idea he'd be living out his worst nightmare by giving into the killer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait is this a movie based on the Golden Egg book?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is why Total Amerimutt Extinction is in order. You absolute subhuman.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SPOORLOOS :DDD

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dutchgays kijken alleen naar meisjes in de jungle of mocro maffia shit op videoland

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How isn't this mentioned more here?
    It's talked about rather often, 1000+ hits over at plebs archive, meaning weekly/bi-weekly threads.

    The main reason is that Spoorloos is an old foreign euro-movie and were on a weeboian american site. Americans had to remake the movie for it to get some attention which should tell you how much interest they have in culture from the other side of the world. There's a bunch of old euro-flicks that rarely gets mentioned thx to this. Godforsaken, Talk to Her (and a bunch of Almodovar), Strangler vs Strangler, Headhunter, Wajda, The Bloodstained Butterfly, Fassbinder, Diva, Peppermint Frappe, Giallos, Wild Tales etc

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Strangler vs Strangler
      now that is kino, got restored recently

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gf dood
    wat nou?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol Dutch is such a weird language

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lawl Deutsch eest zuch a weyrde longuaghe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine what they think of other languages

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To me german is just a really goofy, effeminate version of dutch

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still don't get why you gays think it's so weird, ir at leaster weirder than german or danish or arabic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's close enough to English that it seems like it could be a moronic dialect ala Scots or Ebonics. Arabic is pure gibberish so it falls under alien.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I guess you just wouldn't get it if your default language is dutch.

          Although it is still somewhat funny to me sometimes but for different reasons. It can be a really blunt, inelegant language. It's great if you deliberately want to be blunt and inelegant though, and it can still be spoken elegantly (in its own way).

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because not even Dutch people watch Dutch movies. They're already made for a fleetingly small audience of fart-huffing boomers, who never spread the love for these movies beyond their own small circle. It's an adaptation of a work of literature that is most beloved among high schoolers for being the shortest book on the list. As a Dutchgay, I've never even heard of the movie. but I've read the book. Because it's the shortest on the list.

          The closest related language to English is Frisian, that weird minority language spoken in Friesland, the Dutch province. Other languages sound weird to Anglophones because the only language you could possibly relate to is spoken by a tiny minority most of you have never heard of. So it's literally no u. You guys are the weird ones.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The closest related language to English is Frisian, that weird minority language spoken in Friesland
            Its a fricking dialect you braindead idiot. Frisian is Dutch. The Dutch language has plenty of dialects that arguably differ more from the source language than Frisian. Calling Frisian it's own language is fricking braindead and a sign of someone being a american Black person homosexual who thinks he knows better.
            >Because not even Dutch people watch Dutch movies.
            So my point is correct about you being an american homosexual
            >As a Dutchgay,
            jij bent geen nederlander kankerhomo, zelfs als je in het land woont ben je 100% van amsterdam of zon andere globohomosexual kutstad die alles hier naar de klote brengen. jij en jouw westaboo homos van waar je woond moeten opkankeren uit mijn land. tis al kut genoeg zonder jullie flikkers die hun eigen land haten

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              *woont
              ga mijzelf in de broek poepe gvd kutzooi, nu lijk ik een mogool

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Been trying to watch this for years. Still no torrent for it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its a trans allegory and responsible for probably half of trans awakenings

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try 'The Vanishing 1988' and you should find it easy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're not even trying

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my nig

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  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched it. Pretty bad. Thought is was going to be better. First act was great then flat until the end.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is this Cinemaphile approved kino?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, Spoorloos has been Cinemaphile approved since forever, pretty sure its on the top 500 chart made back in 2011

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Schindler's List is also on this, this seems like a troll list, Cinemaphile would never add that.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Embarassing of a list, outside of The Good The Bad And The Ugly, these are all dogshit that has little to no importance in the artistic history of cinema. Pulp Fiction as your number one film are you actually kidding me. Not to mention there's moronic weebshit like Ghibli on there, which is even more moronic when the only good miyazaki film was the one that he didn't make under that studio. But Cinemaphile hates film as they do

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >these are all dogshit
          Here's your (You)

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Dark Knight and Fight Club are worthwhile pieces of art that should be put as the best in their medium
            Film will never be a real artform if peoples view of it is this braindead.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              have a nice day troon, I don't even like those two films, there is 500 films on that list

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Troon
                >while supporting the most reddit of lists
                jej

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You posted a anime image, you are a troon
                >reddit
                Literally means nothing

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You posted a anime image, you are a troon
                Anime site
                I know anime girls make you angry because they are more feminine than you will ever be, troon. No need to project onto me

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Anime site
                Don't care, kill youself
                >I know anime girls make you angry because they are more feminine than you will ever be, troon. No need to project onto me
                Is that why you post anime images, because they are "feminine" and make you feel like a woman? Lmao

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Don't care, kill youself
                You'll do it first, troon LMAO
                >Is that why you post anime images, because they are "feminine" and make you feel like a woman? Lmao
                Sounds like more projection, I wanna marry them, not be them.

                Not all anime fans are trannies, but all trannies are anime fans

                why do animegays hate troons? isn't there a serious overlap? ape must look out for ape

                Trannies hate anime, they use the characters as avatars in order to hide their disgusting appearances. When you look into what troons are actually doing with anime, you see them desperately trying to corrupt it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Projects his troony shit onto others
                >Represents himself with feminine characters
                >Wants to marry cartoon characters
                >Has no actual opinions on films besides "reddit"
                have a nice day

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why do animegays hate troons? isn't there a serious overlap? ape must look out for ape

                Not all anime fans are trannies, but all trannies are anime fans

                You posted a anime image, you are a troon
                >reddit
                Literally means nothing

                Go back

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Go back
                >Muh heckin' epic secret club! Le oldgay culture on my heckin' Chinese imageboard!
                Fricking have a nice day, homosexual.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Doesn't even hide that he is a newbie
                Embarassing.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Le newbie XD! Muh heckin' oldgay culture!
                You are a adult man watching cartoons and dedicating his entire life to a website that his been garbage for years now. Fricking pathetic honestly, now frick off back to your anime threads and stop derailing this one.
                >Inb4 le go back reddit seethe cope dilate chud incel troony sneed

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >G-GO AWAY!
                lol no
                Cry more about spending your life on a website you will never be welcome on LOL

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >spend your life
                Projection, I only come here to discuss films and shitpost when I am bored. I don't come here much
                >You will never be welcome on LOL
                >Implying I care if some internet addicted homosexual thinks I am welcome or not

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I-I don't come here all the time g-guys, don't make fun of me

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I honestly really don't give a shit if some cartoon-watching manchildren think I am "not welcome" or make fun of me lmao. Nobody cares about your le oldgay culture now, this site and it's culture have been dead for years, it's a mainstream site now.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I-I don't care guys
                >S-Stop bullying me this is the only site on the internet where im welcome

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                tranime

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Maybe if I repeat the same shitty insult again and tell him he's not welcome again, maybe he'll leave! Y-yeah, that'll show him!

                >resorts to samegayging
                AHAHAHAHAHA

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Coping so hard that he starts claiming I'm samegayging
                >Has no actual response back
                >"AHAHAHHA"
                You are utterly mindbroken, have another (You) to help you cope.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>Has no actual response back
                AHAHAHAHAHAHA
                >NO GIVE ME REAL ARGUMENTS FOR MY INANE SHITPOSTING PLEASE

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy fricking mindbroken, keep coping lmao

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >M-MINDBROKEN
                Hentai porn tag btw, weeb terminology lives in your brain either way :^)

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, you are mindbroken just like one your le epic troony hentai comics! Maybe one day, watching cartoons will make you be a real woman and help you forget how much of a moronic Black subhuman you are 😀

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine seething this hard KEK, you sound like someone who obsesses over troons because you are this close to becoming one yourself

                Either way you've been a good help in derailing this gay thread about a medium as worthless and disposable as cinema rofl

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Maybe if I repeat the same shitty insult again and tell him he's not welcome again, maybe he'll leave! Y-yeah, that'll show him!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why do animegays hate troons? isn't there a serious overlap? ape must look out for ape

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not all anime fans are trannies, but all trannies are anime fans

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't get why people (gays?) like you browse this place. That chart embodies the Cinemaphile experience pretty well (from the perspective of movies).

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And that is why Cinemaphile is shit, too many television Black folk inflating this board. /film/ when

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's already a /film/ and there's almost no discussion there. Go there a write an interesting post instead of trying troll/derail this thread if you're interested in discussing /film/

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No /film/ board

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no importance in the artistic history of cinema

          >Dark Knight and Fight Club are worthwhile pieces of art that should be put as the best in their medium
          Film will never be a real artform if peoples view of it is this braindead.

          >real artform

          >Troon
          >while supporting the most reddit of lists
          jej

          >reddit

          these statements requires further explanation and defined conceptions, else they're baseless contrarian shittalk

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's on youtube

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that Courtney Love?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kino, I like how most of the scenes involving the villain are pretty comical

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah thats what makes him such a scary villain, the fact that hes such an un-scary villain and just a bumbling nerd who happens to be a genuine sociopath, like this movie always felt unsettling to me and the thought always occurred to me when out with family because it seemed like something that could happen, esp in the days before security camera were everywhere

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    main thing i liked about it, apart from the ending, was the strong 80s vibe. miss those times even though i was only young. internet has ruined me lol

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Incredibly grimdark but not done in bad taste. It left me with a sinking feeling in my stomach. It's a great thriller.

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