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  1. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Poor Jonah just can't catch a break, extremely embarrassing things keep happening to him with regular few years intervals.

  2. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't just her y'all. Jonah was totally on board with this go to website.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      How on earth could you hire actors for a production and then on the day of shooting they're like "I'm uncomfortable with doing my job." Like, what were you thinking when you took the role in a romantic movie then you WORTHLESS "ACTOR?!" This is beyond embarrassing for Jonah and everyone who paid for this to be made. Someone should have put their foot down and said "Shut the frick up and act like you're paid to do." Spineless as frick.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        It was a race issue. Most black women don’t like white men.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          no it was a jonah issue most black women love white men but all women are disgusted by jonah

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Wut? Jonah is very attractive.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              no jonah I'm afraid not, haven't you figured that out by now?

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              You look like you smell of cheese and BO

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          jews aren't white lmao

          Wut? Jonah is very attractive.

          work on your bait

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          no one likes black women, black women will take what they can get

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Most black women don’t like white men.
          Tell that to my flooded tinder. It’s like rainy season in the Congo. Also
          >~~*(white*~~

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >romance movie where lead actors have "zero physical chemistry" according to one of said lead actors

      fricking insane lol

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        This kind of shit should have made the whole movie a non-starter until they found a better actress with "chemistry"

        It was a race issue. Most black women don’t like white men.

        It's actually white guys that don't like black women. Black women saying they don't like white guys is cope, every race like white guys.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >find a woman with chemistry with jonah
          impossible it would've never gotten made only options was a completely cgi actress or simply recast jonah

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >every race like white guys
          Keep telling yoself that, snow Black person

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            theres data to prove that, black is least desired, white is most desired, everything else falls in between
            in the early stages of online dating it led to more diverse pairings, now that users have more agency over what they want to see the pairings are mostly homogenous (most people stay with their race)

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              If the data isn't enough, a quick visit to r/aznidentity or any minority subreddit will clear up any confusion

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            T. Seething chang

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      So they cannot act?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        no sane human would agree to kiss jonah iregardless of profession

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >iregardless

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >y-you forgot an 'r' dammit please just give me something anything please...
            lol you are hilarious jonah

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        How on earth could you hire actors for a production and then on the day of shooting they're like "I'm uncomfortable with doing my job." Like, what were you thinking when you took the role in a romantic movie then you WORTHLESS "ACTOR?!" This is beyond embarrassing for Jonah and everyone who paid for this to be made. Someone should have put their foot down and said "Shut the frick up and act like you're paid to do." Spineless as frick.

        >romance movie where lead actors have "zero physical chemistry" according to one of said lead actors

        fricking insane lol

        >They
        Let's be real, it wasn't "they" it was "her". It's obvious she was the one who was disgusted, Jonah would have ate her ass out on camera given the chance.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Okay, in this scene you just lost your Dad, so you're crying."
      "But I didn't lose my Dad."
      "No, but in the movie you did. In this scene you are grieving his loss."
      "But my Dad's alive."
      "You got hired as an actor, right? You know what we're asking you, right?"
      "Yes, but my Dad is right there, he's not dead."
      "..."

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >my dad
        c'mon anon
        good premise for the analogy, but bad execution

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >t. whats-her-face the prostitute from game of thrones

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        *chirp*

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      why does the universe hat him so ferociously

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        he invites it by being a horrible human being, the movie the end of the world is probably his most accurate portrayal of his true self and even that fell short of what a total pos he really is

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair it's not hard to use mouthwash

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the y'all thing was a meme.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAHAJAJ

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >followed by several crying face laugh emojis
      i take everything bad ive ever said about hill, he has the mental fortitude of a wall, that'd make me rope on the spot

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        we must ensure the survival of this most paramount of lolcows, it has waddled to levels never previously attained

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >So unappealing actors will refuse to do their job around you.
      How does he even get out of bed in the morning?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        a forklift

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Can't blame her. Who would want to kiss that disgusting israelite. He even looks like he smells just awful.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Multiple sources have claimed the London was "not comfortable" filming the scene with Jonah, explaining that she "simply doesn't believe it is necessary to the film". She also explained that she was "worried the kiss would not be convincing" because of their lack of physical chemistry.

      >After a heated debate from director Kenya and lead actor Jonah, all parties settled on a compromise of the CGI kiss. Kenya is quoted saying "it's an embarrassing spectacle, never in my years have I had to deal with anything quite like this."

      >An on set extra, who requested to be left anonymous, noted that Jonah was visibly angry when shooting the scene, loudly complaining to his agent about the "unprofessional behaviour" of other actors, and he reportedly immediately left the set the moment shooting was wrapped. Jonah's firm are yet to comment.

      Now this may strike people as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should be killed.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >there was no chemistry at all yall
      >we as actors can't be expected to act ok? the cg had to do it!!!
      amazing.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        he gave her the ick

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        that part is what gets to me.
        >i may have been expected to put in some effort and i'm not having any of that shit
        like the store manager that said "corporate sends material out, and employees put the material on the shelves, how am I supposed to know?" after he caught shit for calling me a liar when i asked about a recent change.
        I quit on the spot.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        lol imagine out of the plethora of actors that have been on screen and you are the one and only actor an actress flat out refused to kiss, take that in and realize its not her its you

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >be an actor
      >get paid more than 99% of the world population
      >ahh wahh I can't do it!!! its icky to kiss!!
      really

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      maximum shamefur

  3. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t know Fat Frick liked black girls

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I mean I wouldn't want to kiss a israelite or a negress-jewess either, movie or not

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      They're actors, it's normal.
      which is why the sheboon throwing a fit because she had to kiss Jonah to the point where they capitulated to her is so funny

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being Jonah and finding out that the actress you've been cast opposite of put her paycheck and career on the line and forced the studio to hire computer artists just so that she does not have to briefly kiss you. For once I feel bad for the israelite.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Careful, give em an inch of foreskin and they'll take a mile.

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I’m convinced this was the final straw that made him get on Ozempic

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      ozempic? not black tar heroin?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      In his Socrates era

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        We're still waiting for him to come up with something smart.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      What is the specific mental health issue(s) that would cause someone to get all these tattoos, grow a beard, bleach the hair, lose the weight, and related changes he's making? Depression/anxiety?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        He's been mindbroken for a while. That French interview's not even a meme.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        idk about mental illness, I'm not really into defining everything, but Jonah perceives that he does not get the recognition he deserves. He is a good actor (actually), and he just wants to be seen as a serious person, but every interview wants to treat him like a clown, or comment on his weight, or how he smells, or about his love life. He's constantly treated like an object to laugh at and it has made him bitter and resentful. Every attempt at changing his identity is him trying to run from his past and distance himself from that fat kid that got made fun of. it's actually really tragic, and he can never escape it.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          He's a fat guy who made a career out of playing fat morons in comedy movies. No number of serious roles is gonna allow him to shed that reputation.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            To dive more into his psychology, he did that to turn the laughter toward him into laughter that he at least causes intentionally, but it still hurts him. The comedy movies (which he really didn't do many of, he's done more serious movies by now) were just a survival tactic by him, as well.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              a survival tactic that made him millions? uh-huh, why not just say the truth he's a narcissist a sociopath and a control freak, these are his problems, no matter how much money or fame he got he only doubled down on these traits

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                You can say those things, but it's very hard to know if any of that is true without knowing Jonah personally.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                thats completely ridiculous a spoiled brat whinging about people not paying him more attention and showering him with praise, its pathetic
                >a survival tactic
                >multimillion dollar movies
                >a survival tactic
                who the everloving frick are you trying to fool here?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even know what you're trying to say? Do you actually think happiness and a feeling of worth is a direct function of money? That's so juvenile, you're probably like 20 years old.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >survival tactic
                yes he barely made it out of that hell by making millions of dollars forced to it at a means to survive it was the only way he didn't want to make millions he had to to survive. YOU FRICKING DIPSHIT

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                You are either being intentionally dense, or you really are deficient in intelligence.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                This Fall comes the harrowing story of a fat narrasistic israelite whos only escape from the scorn and laughter of highschool was a choice a choice so horrifying it will shake you to your core one man stuggling to survive by the skin of his teeth (and a healthy trust fund) made the hardest choice a human can..this summer witness as a man makes the ultimate sacrifice and becomes, A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR COMEDY STAR: only in select theatersrated pg-13

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                he doesn't come off as a control freak, he just seemingly doesn't want to be disrespected to his face

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                he comes of as a control freak in every single account of his personal interactions with anyone whos tried to get close to him or even just worked with him professionally, even the movie the end of the world was a soft intervention trying to show him what kind of person he is.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                I have no idea what you're talking about, but seemingly the only times I can think of is the french interview where he gets directly insulted and the jimmy kimmel interview where he said he smelled bad or whatever

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                no wait jimmy actually compliments him and says he smells good, which is surprising lmao, what a moronic thing to tell someone

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                hahahahah, I know exactly what i'm talking about jonah you stupid homosexual, ah every time every single time, I'm going to need to look up if Jonah has had the same publisitst for a decade because its the same nonsense, just look at what his surfer gf said about him, look at him on between 2 ferns, look at him with the ice frappa onions mocka latte, you are absolutely hilarious, if you aren't actaully jonah I hope he has been paying you enoguh all these years to continue to fight the fat fight, because it is always a treat when you finally drop all attempts at pretense and just start flat out defending the fat narcissistic sociopathic, smelly control freak, that literally everyone hates

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                wow i didn't realize you were his haigographer kek excuse me, I have no idea why you guys are so invested in ripping on him, he still seems like a decent guy that has some image issues, its hardly something to get that worked up over

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                lol you've already tried that jonah, seriously seek help

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >I have no idea what you're talking about
                yes jonah we know thats what makes it so funny, but in all honestly you need serious psychological help

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              >he did that to turn the laughter toward him into laughter that he at least causes intentionally, but it still hurts him

              ?si=8tNsVygD8OCVUWM0&t=11
              how thanks to the ozempic he can't he go enjoy his vice without getting sick and throwing up

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              pagliacci

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              t. jonah

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          his extreme insecurity is no-ones fault but his own

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            That doesn't make sense.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              yes it does jonah if only you would face it

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus that loose stretched out facial tissue ages at 10x normal speed. He should at least wear big fat shades outside.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like a gay rabbi

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >gay rabbi
        little redundant?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't tattoos non kosher? I know the ink is toxic and israelites pushed tattooing on the goyim but what's the deal with israelites getting tattoos?
      Captcha:STDX08

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Almost all israelites are atheist

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          israelite religion is to subvert and destroy European (that includes USA, Canada, Australia) societies, and pedophilia, and putting Black folk and gays and shitskins in everything and everywhere.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          until they find religion again as they age and want to be buried in a proper, appropriate cemetery
          in typical israeli tact, they try to trick God and just have the mortician/rabbi shave the tattooed skin off before burial

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >in typical israeli tact, they try to trick God and just have the mortician/rabbi shave the tattooed skin off before burial
            the funniest thing about israelites is how their entire religion revolves around finding legal loopholes to “deceive” God so they don’t go to Hell, e.g. the very existence of an au pair.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like Tom Hanks in a worst case scenario, minus a volleyball.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        jonah at his best would never look like hanks even at his worst

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      You’re walking through Corinth with your army and this guy slings shit at you from a ceramic barrel wwyd?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this chameleon
      >morphs into some beach bum like he's been doing it his whole life
      this guy is a social animorph, he's never living his own personality/lifestyle but downloading from existing profiles.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      great now he looks like a fricking pirate

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        he looks like a hobo

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >headline: rabbi spotted throwing rocks at passing cars

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >wilsoooon

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      isn't this like the 3rd time he's lost a bunch of weight?

  7. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Jonah's had a pretty hard life. It would have unironically broken most men.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      i relate to jonah so much, its like every time he gets humiliated, and he is totally shocked it is happening from people that he clearly respects. and they do it in the most passive way, like it means nothing to them, like they see him as beneath basic respect despite him doing really nothing to make them feel that way other than being the 'funny fat guy' in movies 15 years ago

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >beneath basic respect
        as it should be with every fat person and israelite

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >despite him doing really nothing to make them feel that way
        thts why you are so confused jonah literally everything you do and say demands nothing but scorn and mockry, you are a horrible person to everyone around you, to the peole you claim are closest to you just look at our attempts to discredit women who have previously deind to spend some time with you

        pretty funny that barren surfer roastie is still poor and irrelevant

        She ruined her career over this.
        >No projects since “You People”

        >Jonah asks surfer girl to stop whoring
        >she refuses
        >dumps her instead of getting cucked
        >gets together with next chick
        >a full year goes by
        >gf gives birth to Jonah Jr.
        >surfer chick has a meltdown and goes "ackhyually he's abusive, big oof yikes, btw I'm only airing shit from years ago because I'm a nice person and didn't want to traumatize the pregnant girl"
        Jonah won

        its this kind of shitty behavior from some who should be grateful for even the modicum of human decency, a person who thinks the world owes them something when in fact you owe the world something, your absence, no-one wants to be with you or near you, you are a trial and and a strain on anyone you are near, you are a drain on all your acquaintances, to the point hat even having millions anyone you'd know would rather not be associated with you or spend time with you because you are narcissistic waste of space and always have been, and that is and continues to be your own choice each and every step in your life, and with every step you are left bewildered why no-one wants to put up with your horrible self-involvement

  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being Jonah, a man with severe issues with his own looks and then his sassy, black and fat co-stars tells everyone she's not gonna kiss THAT!

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, it gets better. Jonah was a writer and a producer, meaning he was involved in the casting as well.
      Imagine writing and producing your own rom com, and the chick you signed up for your flick refuses to even kiss you, kek.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        I guarantee Jonah was screaming about golems on the ride home.
        Oy veyyy

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Multiple sources have claimed the London was "not comfortable" filming the scene with Jonah, explaining that she "simply doesn't believe it is necessary to the film". She also explained that she was "worried the kiss would not be convincing" because of their lack of physical chemistry.

    >After a heated debate from director Kenya and lead actor Jonah, all parties settled on a compromise of the CGI kiss. Kenya is quoted saying "it's an embarrassing spectacle, never in my years have I had to deal with anything quite like this."

    >An on set extra, who requested to be left anonymous, noted that Jonah was visibly angry when shooting the scene, loudly complaining to his agent about the "unprofessional behaviour" of other actors, and he reportedly immediately left the set the moment shooting was wrapped. Jonah's firm are yet to comment.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >explaining that she "simply doesn't believe it is necessary to the film".
      Is she moronic? It's a romantic comedy about two people about to get married where the love between the two main characters is the thing that's supposed to make all the family squabbles and race differences worth it. The kiss should be a cathartic moment if the audience likes the main characters, cares about their relationship and wants to see them get together.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you know, anon.
        Diversity hire nog actors get to direct the movie if they feel like it

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        She most likely fricked up her career with the decisions. She's now branded as a "difficult" actor, so there won't be many studios or directors willing to work with her. as of now, she has no upcoming projects in Imdb.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Good.

          >Is she moronic? It's a romantic comedy
          It's a movie no sentient human will ever watch. That Queen don't need no humiliation ritual bullshit.

          >It's a movie no sentient human will ever watch.
          Touche.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Is she moronic? It's a romantic comedy
        It's a movie no sentient human will ever watch. That Queen don't need no humiliation ritual bullshit.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      They do this in a ton of movies, the only reason the Jonah Hill one gained traction is because he's the punching bag for gossip rags.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        I just prefer serious actors is all

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        LOL they could have put a boy in that green suit and he would have never known.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          His own boner would tell.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          that's specifically what he requested in his contract, actually

        • 6 days ago
          Anonynous

          newbie

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        why did they do this though, arent they even together irl or is this all just for show?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          They're both gay.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            I don't get the impression she's gay. He definitely is though.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          covid

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >arent they even together irl
          ha aha hahaHAHAHAHAHA!
          I bet you think Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart was in a relationship as well.
          Difference is this time it's the guy who is using the girl as a beard and she uses it so audiences will think she's not a goblin with frizzy hair

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            they were, then they broke up, you do realize these things happen right?

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Oh yeah, just a coincidence that Kristen Stewart was banging married movie directors at the time, hanging out with our pal Harvey Weinstein, and they just so happen to break up when the Twilight franchise dies down.
              Meanwhile back in present day she seems to be a single childless man hater who can't shut up about her private affairs and he got himself a stable partner to have a kid with who barely makes a peep about her private life

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                no its not, they hooked up during the franchise to have a fellow co-star to bang, so they could have someone to hang out with and frick without having to deal with stupid tabloid shit, these are young 20s somethings here not 30+ year olds, huh? are you some wine aunt who sees
                >young stars in love
                and thinks they will be together for all time or something? and then gets butt hurt when it turns out it was a convenient fling? because thats how you are coming off you weirdo, at much less public levels irl this happens in early 20s, what I'm fiinding confusing about your entire nonsense is thinking these kids aren't actually together, of course they are, and then they'll probably break up down the track its been the case not just in hollywood but in life for well a long long time, not that you'd know jonah

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >they hooked up during the franchise to have a fellow co-star to bang
                When did she find time to bang her fellow co star in between sucking Weinstein's crotch rot?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                she never did, but w/e you clearly are mentally unstable but then again we already knew that jonah, bet it brings you comfort to think those young ladies were only not interested in you because of big harv right? hilarious

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Lol that was because of covid rules and the actors date irl, nice cope Jonah try again

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >lol this was just because the government declared marshal law and forbid physical contact chud!
          not making a great case for the left here

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >for the left
            lol wat? this thread is about the lowcow jonah it has nothing to do with merican politics, what a bizarre attempt

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              >covid rules
              >nothing to do with the people running the country that the movie was filmed in

              stay in school kids
              but mostly so you aren't being morons online as much, not because i think it's good for you

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                ? did you get lost on the way to some rally? this thread is about laughing our asses off at the pathetic fatfrick Jonah Hill, what the everloving frick are you on about?

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            huh? did you stumble into the wrong thread? jonah is trying to justify a girl refusing to kiss him by pointing out that i that spiderman movie they used a cgi double for spidey and his gf, t the height of covid restrictions mania, no-one was making a case for any side in your politics, we are just making fun of Jonah the eternal LoLCow

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >i-im going to deflect to american politics, you can't laugh at me, I'll laugh at you
            nice try jonah

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/gpJqjMu.jpeg

        Pure, unadulterated suicide fuel. I'd dig a hole and fricking bury myself alive from embarrassment

        It wasn't just her y'all. Jonah was totally on board with this go to website.

        Total
        Literal
        Unfiltired
        Humiliation ritual

        Ladies and Gentilemen

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          checked, is that the blood meridian movie that people were talking about?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Tom Holland has been trying to dethrone Jonah Hill as the most humiliated whipping boy in Hollywood for a while now.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they not just hire a body double and shoot it from behind her back?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      This is all made up, in case you were too stupid to tell.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely none of this is made up in-case some idiot trying to convince you otherwise

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >unprofessional behaviour of other actors
      >Not just her
      Oh God, they were all laughing at him

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >"They where never really laughing WITH me at all!"

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'd start shooting

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      this is what happens when females are never corrected

  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    it's like that scene from WKUK except in real life

    #t=3m55s

    kinda fricked up how it became reality

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile there are b***hes that get nude just for an audition. Unironically my uncle was a small time director for some shit straight to DVD movies and he had tons of women go for casting and go nude for the audition. This was around the late 2000s

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I just reported this post to the FBI in case it can be used as witness testimony. I hope your uncle gets put in prison with Harvey Weinstein.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      The actress has made out with male actors on screen before, she just didn’t want to kiss Jonah.

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just cut the scene all together ?

  14. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    How can she openly say "we didn't have chemistry", that buries the entire fricking movie.

  15. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Check her wiki page
    >Nothing since this flick at all
    Well she's not in much to begin with but shit like this wouldn't have helped

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't she in the new Romeo and Juliet with Tom Holland?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        No, that's KSI

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile misuses the term humiliation ritual a lot. Its real purpose is to prevent actors like this from progressing in their career and then causing problems in the industry by refusing to do a kiss or whatever. Humiliation rituals are a vetting process for actors to show they can be trusted.

  16. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >could've just used a different angle or shot
    >drop another 30K on the shittiest CGI possible
    I guess that does help with taxes but fricking still. They could've just done both and used the altered shot instead of the garbage moron CGI.

  17. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >get a surfer girl
    >she immediately tries to set you up for cancelling, posting your entire conversation history online

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not her fault that Jonah is super controlling

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not her fault that Jonah is super controlling

      Yeah but didnt Jonah get her to have his israelite spawn?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Lol yet another moment of insane Jonah insecurity

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >immediately
      He dumped her and knocked up his next chick, which made surfer girl seethe.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >he dumped her
        >he
        >dumped
        >her
        not the other way around? jfc jonah give it up you are nothing but a smelly lolcow

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Jonah asks surfer girl to stop whoring
          >she refuses
          >dumps her instead of getting cucked
          >gets together with next chick
          >a full year goes by
          >gf gives birth to Jonah Jr.
          >surfer chick has a meltdown and goes "ackhyually he's abusive, big oof yikes, btw I'm only airing shit from years ago because I'm a nice person and didn't want to traumatize the pregnant girl"
          Jonah won

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >whoring
            Having male friends as an adult woman is not “whoring.”

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              t. prostitute

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Love that for you, Sarah.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Love that for you
                kek
                Why do women talk like this? It's so passive-aggressive.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >aw man, I hate that for you Gamby
                >shut the frick up Ray

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Men and women can't be friends.
              One or the other will always want to frick the other, at best you can be acquaintances.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              It absolutely is, you strange prostitute

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                take a shower jonah

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              That's exactly what it is and anybody that isn't also a prostitute or trying to frick you would quickly confirm this.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                maybe if your 18

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                You can't even spell you're ya dumb prostitute. Get a male interpreter before speaking to me again.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                lol you are so mad kiddo, stop posting until you get some hair on your balls

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Constantly making new "male friends" at the beach when you have a boyfriend is a 99% indicator of being a prostitute. I know you're a woman and want to have your cake and eat it, but it's true.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >jonah won
            oh jonah never stop being you, I mean at least you don't smell bad today which is surprising

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            He won in that he's a filthy rich hollywood israelite but he's cursed in that he's a filthy rich hollywood israelite

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              no he lost because he's a disgusting fat smelly insecure walking tub of lard that repulses everyone he comes in contact with most of all woman, no about of money is going to fix that fundamental problem

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >she reveals that he used to text her when they were alone in the same room together because he was incapable of having an actual conversation with her when he was upset
            Jonah lost as bad as you can lose

  18. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    brah

  19. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Actors will do almost anything for money, including hurting their profession with shit like this.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally just nog behavior

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >not wanting to kiss fat, ugly, stinky israelites is nog behavior
        ummmm... based?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Anything except kiss

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      that makes no sense, are you saying someone paid her to not kiss jonah? holy cope batman

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Jonah's problem was that she was an instathot openly posting thirst traps. But she was also doing that before they got together (and is probably why he hired her to instruct him) so it's his own fault for dating her in the first place.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      That makes sense.
      Jonah's personas kind of take a life of their own sometimes.
      What will he do next?

  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Jonah might become the first actor to go on a rampage killing people, he keeps getting bullied by everybody for no reason.

  22. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    For as much grief as Jonah's had to put up with, I'm not aware of him having said or done anything typically israeli. For that, I have to commend him. There's even that interview where he refused to address his real surname, which is Feldstein or something. He seems like he just wants a genuine acting career rather that being typecasted.

  23. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Fleury: show cancelled after Jonah, pushing 40 and still single
    >Apatow: tour's over
    >Rogen: same, herherher weed bro
    >Cera: tour never even began
    >McCool: Frick Ass movies and nothing else
    >Shaneequa: "career" is over, stuck being an alimony leech
    >Meanwhile Jonah is writing, producing, directing and acting in kino after kino and is a wholesome family man.
    Can't kill the Hill.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      w/e helps you cope jonah

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous
        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          oh dear, poor poor jonah look at the state of you

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Why doesn't he just transition already? He already looks like a fat lesbian, and he's pumping his body full of chemicals too.

  24. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    she deserved to get blacklisted after this

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I mean everyone deserves a different costar then jonah, if it has to be a black guy then so be it

  25. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    *ahem*
    JONAH HILL FELDSTEIN!!
    That is all

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >followed by several crying face laugh emojis

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        "'Just … don't," he hisses'."

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          well you don't smell bad which is surprising

  26. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    He couldn't even pay a nigress to kiss him, how sad

  27. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    "You're actors, be professional and kiss each other you fat sacks of shit."

  28. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I respect the amount of sheer humiliation Jonah Hill can take.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'd prefer to see how much a real actor can take

  29. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Who's been humiliated more? Jonah or Will Smith?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Jonah witness the never ending humiliation

      IT WAS BECAUSE OF COVID FFS

      >iregardless

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Will Smith is a cuck who gets humiliated by his wife but I don't think he has ever been disrespected as much as Jonah by random people on live TV

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      WIll Smith. His fall was greater.
      Jonah Hill was always a joke that somehow hollywood decided they could just collectively keep shitting on

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        "somehow"
        making himself an endless lolcow might have something to do with it, no its Jonah of course its Jonah

  30. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I met Jonah a few times in person when I lived in Malibu and no matter what he was wearing, he always had this weird medicated/vinegary body odor to him. It's not pleasant and that is probably why most women are deterred by his presence.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >medicated/vinegary body odor
      thats called fat people stench who don't shower and try and cover it up with deodorant

  31. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Ornella won.

  32. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Dude's entire fricking life is a humiliation ritual

  33. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    GO

  34. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    well for someone who chose to be a punching bag for abasing humour since he was a child star he is doing pretty good. hes outlived most of the other portly stars of the past except artie lange whose coke filled husk still roams the earth

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I think his niche is currently being filled by that fat mulatto they had in the Fallout show, the fricker is everywhere these days

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        it seems like he does a lot of directing producing stuff these days, like his current project is something with keanu apparently

  35. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >rejected by a Black person who was getting paid obscene sums to kiss you so they have to pay another team of indians to pretend she did her job
    saars....

  36. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Poor Jonah just can't catch a break, extremely embarrassing things keep happening to him with regular few years intervals.
    he's literally me, he's literally fricking me. oh my god how do i make it fricking stop, every single moment of my life is me paying for my hubris in one form or another and the worst part is i never learn my lesson, i always manage to frick up in one form or another now i'm too old to be fricking up and will literally blast my fricking head off if i don't change. my only relief is the self-awareness of myself and the hope that change IS possible from when i almost made it. please Cinemaphile how do i stop being an embarrassing loser

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      literally stop eing an embarresing loser and learn some humilility, while...and heres the trick, don't be pathetic about it, trying to garner sympathy for being such a pathetic shitheel, thats usually the next next step for these wankers, just try and I know it's going to be hard, try and be genuine, don't insist upon yourself

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        actual good advice

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          yes it as intended as such

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >don't insist upon yourself
        What the frick does this mean

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          this is why I wrote this

          to expand on this a bit, try and listen to and then respond to others without going on some sperg about your own problems, everyone has had quite enough of hearing about your problems try and not only listen to others peoples but instead of relating it to your own issues and ranting about your own forget that, support and be positive about the friends you might still have, do not talk about your own shit stop wallowing in your own shit, they just want to hang and maybe think about no-ones problems yours or they're own, once you start regaining some confidence redirect the conversation to positive things you both enjoy

          figured it would seem confusing, stop trying to bring or relate every conversation back t your own issues, STOP IT, everyone has problems, and if you've really dug yourself into a hole like this it means everyone you interact with expect you to either act like a dick or whallow in self pity and want everyone else along for the ride, you know what? people are their to relax and enjoy themselves, so chill stop trying to turn every interaction into a discussion about you, and once you've passed that stop making every discussion about them or anything so fricking dire, try and have some fun, discuss things that are fun, if you aren't ready for that then pull back and keep your contributions to a minimum until you learn more, you might find people far more forgiving then you realize, if you think (well heres this thing I went though that really hurt me be...NO SHUT THE FRICK UP' if you are the sort of person who has gone through life constantly laying out their grievances against the world and everyone in it the moment anyone lowers their guard you are their to storm the gates with your own emotional baggage...Don't the person you are talking to has plenty of baggage of their own, stop insisting on yourself

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        to expand on this a bit, try and listen to and then respond to others without going on some sperg about your own problems, everyone has had quite enough of hearing about your problems try and not only listen to others peoples but instead of relating it to your own issues and ranting about your own forget that, support and be positive about the friends you might still have, do not talk about your own shit stop wallowing in your own shit, they just want to hang and maybe think about no-ones problems yours or they're own, once you start regaining some confidence redirect the conversation to positive things you both enjoy

  37. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >not posting the webm

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      wtf

  38. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Guys what would Ornella say about this? She can't fricking win

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's been a long time since it happened - is ornella even in a position to mock anybody's looks anymore? I'd have guessed that the wall or the bogdanoffs would've claimed her by now.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >jonah, you look like you ate the whale

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >jonah how did it go when you tried for real?

      It's been a long time since it happened - is ornella even in a position to mock anybody's looks anymore? I'd have guessed that the wall or the bogdanoffs would've claimed her by now.

      literally everyone in the world is in a position to mock jonah, Ornella stands chief among them, at 100+ years old on her death bed she will still stand Commander and Chief of this, are you kidding me, a gutter child from the darkest corner of the 5th dimension of filth stands in a position to mock jonahs looks and literally everything else about him.

  39. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    She ruined her career over this.
    >No projects since “You People”

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >2 year gap
      >2 year gap
      >2 year gap
      >2 year gap
      >3 year gap
      >2 year gap
      >3 year gap

      >"this 1 year gap is the end of her career!"
      i'm on your side but you just look fricking desperate for a 'win' right now and that's not something i want to be associated with

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        t. muhammada williams

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          sure, double down, always a winning strategy

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >keeps getting dubs
            i kneel

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              doubling down gets you down with the doubles.
              this was a team effort and i couldn't have done it without you.
              if you were a black woman we'd have to CGI the digits

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                jonah please stop and get the help you need, and you need a lot

  40. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    jonah hill probably getting his fat smelly israeli butthole eaten out by black hookers as we speak

    I’m not worried about him

  41. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    NO SURFING WITH MEN

  42. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    pretty funny that barren surfer roastie is still poor and irrelevant

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      oh jonah you are so sad haven't you had enough of being the worlds lolcow? surely you an' set your mind to better things, like oh idk, personal hygiene?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      An actor refusing to act cant be good for getting new contracts right

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        the surfer chick he tormented wasn't an actress what the frick do you mean by this idiot?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      your massive insecurities are showing once again jonah

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >uh so that surfer girl I dated, she uh, she isn't an actress and I haven't seen her in any acting roles, lol I guess sh'es just a poor girl who can't be part of my cool click of famous actors, ha so uh who really won eh? she must be poor eh?
      I mean can you even conceive the sort of mindset behind someone like Jonah?
      >well she isn't a famous actor right? I guess shes lol 'poor'! hahha,
      jesus what a disgusting human being

  43. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I had a similar experience while acting in college and came to the realization that I was a disgusting looking fricker that will end up alone
    The actress declined kissing me (a small peck) while she was comfortable doing way more wild shit and wasn't shy at all.
    It's that easy with women, you're hot or not. No such things as trying, improving or personality.

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