would have been better if they stopped having male models entirely, just use naked chicks for you fantasy/alien/furry makeovers. Everyone knew exactly why we where all tuning in.
Remember the naked black male model where the artist made him stand with his face against the wall the entire time so his huge dick wouldn't be in his face, then just stuck a lampshade on his head and tapped out. The BBC literally broke his mind.
>hey, you know all those gameshows where jersey shore homosexuals act like children and have stupid fratbro competitions? >yeah? >what if we did that, but instead of stupid shit we did something neat like having people like movie makeup effects or stunt choreography or forging weapons? >... nah, it'd never work
you know what shit like this makes me miss? junkyard wars - no fake drama, no retarded shit with people balling their eyes out in a closet to a camera like it's their fucking blog, just... >hey guys, this week's challenge is to build a tank or a steam-locomotive or a plane or something out of fucking used cars and old washing machines
I didn't say it did you fucking illiterate retard - I praised shows like Face Off while bitching about the slog of garbage Survivor/Big Brother/Jersey Whatever shit that's preceded it.
I remember the JW ep where they had to make something to tear down a brick wall, and the competing teams were a group of "industrial" modern artists, and like a team of construction machinery workers. I remember it well because it overly pissed my dad off so much he got up and was pacing around yelling, because the homosexual artists did nothing but bolt like an old swing set frame onto wheels and hang a man-operated battering ram from it, which didn't even perform well; they eventually knocked most of the wall away but then personally had to get up there themselves and manually pull down some remaining wall chunks with hooks by hand. How the fuck they weren't disqualified for that I'll never know.
Meanwhile the other team created an entire controllable giant fucking robotic mech arm attached to an old running car, complete with a hydraulic system and crushing claw, in just half a day with bits and bobs from the scrapyard. And it was hilarious how the think was janky as fuck and kept breaking yet they on-the-spot made active repairs while the whole contraption was operating and guys were getting blasted in the face by jetting hydraulic fluid, but through and through the whole thing generally worked.
Yet the homosexual artists """"""won"""""" because they caused more destruction in less time... not discounting what they manually had to do themselves when their shitty batting ram couldn't get the job done.
>show used to be a bunch of women, nerds, and fruity homosexuals being sassy and making some really cool practical effects and whatnot >last I saw was an obese scotch Korean (not even joking) having an “anxiety attack” because their project wasn’t going as planned. >rest of the cast wouldn’t shut up about their gender and their “unique experiences” >best guy on the show was a regular white butt pirate who just shut up and did consistently stellar work and btfo the rest of the rainbow children.
Okay it was kino, but unintentionally soz
This show was fucking kino
I always remember the draenei death knight some dude made once
netflix has seasons 3 and 4 im hoping they get more soon
I don't know what's the deal with s1 and 2 tbh those are hard to find.
>netflix has
Who the fuck cares.
Just download and watch whatever you want.
>just download 77 gigs of questionable quality content with 1 seed
no
Then use a pirate streaming site.
I found the whole series in less time than it took me to make this post
https://fmoviesz.to/tv/face-off-0r7n5/1-1
>he doesn't know how to pirate
That episode was fucking garbage, none of the makeups looked good, let alone fitting for warcraft.
Laura a cute
would have been better if they stopped having male models entirely, just use naked chicks for you fantasy/alien/furry makeovers. Everyone knew exactly why we where all tuning in.
Remember the naked black male model where the artist made him stand with his face against the wall the entire time so his huge dick wouldn't be in his face, then just stuck a lampshade on his head and tapped out. The BBC literally broke his mind.
Didn't it get canceled?
More of a baking competition than a game show. The first season of this is bona fide Food Network kino
I always thought it was funny that half of his contestants didn't take the show seriously.
Juckyard wars / Scrapheap challenge was KINO
Also Master Blasters
>hey, you know all those gameshows where jersey shore homosexuals act like children and have stupid fratbro competitions?
>yeah?
>what if we did that, but instead of stupid shit we did something neat like having people like movie makeup effects or stunt choreography or forging weapons?
>... nah, it'd never work
you know what shit like this makes me miss? junkyard wars - no fake drama, no retarded shit with people balling their eyes out in a closet to a camera like it's their fucking blog, just...
>hey guys, this week's challenge is to build a tank or a steam-locomotive or a plane or something out of fucking used cars and old washing machines
>no fake drama, no retarded shit with people balling their eyes out in a closet to a camera like it's their fucking blog, just...
Face Off never had any of that shit, dumbass
I didn't say it did you fucking illiterate retard - I praised shows like Face Off while bitching about the slog of garbage Survivor/Big Brother/Jersey Whatever shit that's preceded it.
Junkyard Wars is for retarded rednecks. Nobody likes your lame-ass show here my dude.
>>hey guys, this week's challenge is to build a tank out of a junkyard
Australia's time has come!
I remember the JW ep where they had to make something to tear down a brick wall, and the competing teams were a group of "industrial" modern artists, and like a team of construction machinery workers. I remember it well because it overly pissed my dad off so much he got up and was pacing around yelling, because the homosexual artists did nothing but bolt like an old swing set frame onto wheels and hang a man-operated battering ram from it, which didn't even perform well; they eventually knocked most of the wall away but then personally had to get up there themselves and manually pull down some remaining wall chunks with hooks by hand. How the fuck they weren't disqualified for that I'll never know.
Meanwhile the other team created an entire controllable giant fucking robotic mech arm attached to an old running car, complete with a hydraulic system and crushing claw, in just half a day with bits and bobs from the scrapyard. And it was hilarious how the think was janky as fuck and kept breaking yet they on-the-spot made active repairs while the whole contraption was operating and guys were getting blasted in the face by jetting hydraulic fluid, but through and through the whole thing generally worked.
Yet the homosexual artists """"""won"""""" because they caused more destruction in less time... not discounting what they manually had to do themselves when their shitty batting ram couldn't get the job done.
>movie magic
doesn't exist anymore
Proof?
why arent they naked?
>show used to be a bunch of women, nerds, and fruity homosexuals being sassy and making some really cool practical effects and whatnot
>last I saw was an obese scotch Korean (not even joking) having an “anxiety attack” because their project wasn’t going as planned.
>rest of the cast wouldn’t shut up about their gender and their “unique experiences”
>best guy on the show was a regular white butt pirate who just shut up and did consistently stellar work and btfo the rest of the rainbow children.
Okay it was kino, but unintentionally soz
Laney cute. I found out she died a while ago. RIP.
wtf man you just ruined my night
I hated this goth clown more than you can believe.