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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >latinx
    >gatx

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's the joke.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Still Blacksad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty cute actually

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Puss has girlier eyes than her kek.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Painful isn't it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No, not really.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Puss has girlier eyes than her kek.

          Puss' eyeshadow has always been on point

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Puss' eyeshadow has always been on point

          He's shorter than Kitty too, kek.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        He's shorter than Kitty too, kek.

        This is purely because Kitty pegs and femdoms Puss' catboypussy.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm currently rewatching Puss in Boots 2011 and I feel a deep pain in my chest
    I can't believe she's gone, it all happened so fast...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >The homosexual deepthroating death's knot talking about dying

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she was always a shit character

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't watch the first movie
        She was an angel

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She was a b***h and got what she deserved when she was declawed

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How was she a b***h? Puss got her to talk about feelings by hitting her in the head with a guitar
            She got sentimental rather quickly

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            frick off

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Weird how this new movie everyone loved got a few random autists to give a shit about the original one all of a sudden

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I always liked the first movie and kitty
        The world didn't start yesterday, as shocking as it might sound

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You’re probably one of the few people that did like the original. The first movie was forgettable as shit.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Bullshit
            I'm rewatching it and it's full of soul

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I didnt hate it. It had its moments. Humpty is shit though and unpleasant to look at, I wish they picked somebody else to be his childhood friend.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      redesign is so much better

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off I'm not dealing with your shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          waaaaaayy better

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Not even you believe that

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I do. I like the way her eyes pop more, and the stronger black/white contrast. Same goes for everything in the movie. Very colourful and vibrant.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was finally convinced to go see this by all of the overwhelming praise. It was as good as everyone is saying. Just a nice refreshing cartoon that is easily the best piece of Shrek media outside of the first two.
      Anyway Goldie a cute and underrated.

      I still don't get this. She looked like a cat and now she just looks like a cat with a slightly different fur pattern. Did her characterization change? Because I barely even remember her from the mediocre first movie.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She looked like a beautiful cat
        She let herself go and it's no surprise that Puss dumped her

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ignore it. It's a new attempt at shitposting. I remember it trying to make its own thread before occupying the previous one.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Couldn't get Death's voice right, but the narration is good. Enjoy the mashup
          https://archive.is/Rv6Tn

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Death's voice
            Latin dub is SOOO much better than original

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Pardon, the narration is Nigel Planer, who is most prominently known for narrating the Discworld novels. His impression of Death is very good, but I did not get to capture it here.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >new Puss In Boots movie
        >Grade A Crimefu Goldilocks graces the screen
        >everyone wants to frick the cat instead
        I will never understand people

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You have a billion other ugly humans to fap to, what the frick is Goldilocks gonna do for anyone

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >sympathetic villain
          dick = limp

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          More like everyone wants to frick the wolf instead.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I love Goldilocks. She's just that middle of the road villain, fricking love her so much. The whole family relationship is wholesome. I still think shrek three bears is canon and momma bear is his second wife.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >She's just that middle of the road villain
          So what you're saying is she's just right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She looks nearly the same, the textures got simpler cause of the art style change you absolute autist. I'm willing to bet you wouldn't have noticed if that Twitter troony didn't applaud the minimal change as well

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes ignore the neck you blind fricker

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh God less color blending because the art style got more stylized Ayiiieeee

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              h-hot

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I wish I had a tuxie

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Tuxedo cats are based af

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Blaze

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                my favorite isn't even on this list

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's not a cat. It's at best a cabbit.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He's at best a long eared cat. Namco sees him as a feline even if he has rabbit features.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                *a dicky

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >That's not a cat. It's at best a cabbit.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sylvester.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure Tom is a blue Domestic Shorthair and Blaze is Blaze.
                But if I had to pick one from that list it would be Tom, and if strictly speaking tuxedos, then Felix.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              cute kot
              someone draw puss doing this pose please

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah they were definitely talking about it before the Twitter moron implied the original design was problematic and somehow got tens of thousands of people agreeing, if anything that just confirmed the change was noticeable.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >before the Twitter moron implied the original design was problematic and somehow got tens of thousands of people agreeing
          pic? i wanna rage today

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            https://mobile.twitter.com/papajoolia/status/1614372732518666241

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              >sexual dimorphism in English speaking sword fighting cats is heckin wrong
              I want to know the real reason they're offended

              Tumblr won

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They always win

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            https://mobile.twitter.com/papajoolia/status/1614372732518666241

            >sexual dimorphism in English speaking sword fighting cats is heckin wrong
            I want to know the real reason they're offended

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              troonies malding reminded they will always be parodies of women, that's why the seethe at an even slightly feminine character, not kidding

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                There is a vibe of almost feeling threatened coming from the people complaining about it. But I could have sworn I saw actual women offended about this looking through the replies.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >having the female look like cheap furrybait while keeping a regular animal body to the male is good
              coomerbrains are truly a lower lifeform

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >oglaf.jpg

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The funny thing is you're completely exaggerating it as if she had breast and ass implants though. A lot of people couldn't even tell any difference. Even real male and female animals look different, the female is usually smaller/slimmer and these characters specifically are already imitating humans. If this arouses you, threatens you or otherwise triggers you that's a personal problem not a coomer problem. Lose weight or touch grass I guess.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I bet you literally didn't even notice it in the first film until some stupid Twitter thread pointed it out, you fricking mong.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                ADHD moron

                She looks nearly the same, the textures got simpler cause of the art style change you absolute autist. I'm willing to bet you wouldn't have noticed if that Twitter troony didn't applaud the minimal change as well

                Nah they were definitely talking about it before the Twitter moron implied the original design was problematic and somehow got tens of thousands of people agreeing, if anything that just confirmed the change was noticeable.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >2011
      Shit, its already been this long? I remember being a kid and watching It in the cinema like It was yesterday

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You don't stop being a kid until you're 40

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they make her more of a south american? The characters not even spanish in origin.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna celebrate Kitty's transition until you start mourning Mama b***h

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I understand your pain anon

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          THEN ACT LIKE YOU DO

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I did but the troons kept flooding my threads, what's the point
            No one listens, no one cares

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I am listening I just don't really care
              >It's more androgynous
              That's my fetish

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's the same character as she was in the first movie. What are you even complaining about?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        imo her new design is even cuter, but honestly I didn't find her as interesting as a character like in the first movie.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What would Shrek 5 even be about, his kids going through puberty? Are Puss and Kitty gonna reflect on their relationship after seeing the state of Shrek's?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He is spanish.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The shrek movie universe exists through the lense of americana as a comment on comercializing fairy tales for the general public, which is why despite it being set in spain the setting is actually just a really basic mexico.
      Really goes to show that they just forced some literal who like the kung fu panda creator to write and direct it when they didn't make the goldilocks canadian or something.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How you bought some puss moichandise yet?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If only they sold some

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can't find any besides shirts and pic related

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i got a shirt yes

      I can't find any besides shirts and pic related

      build-a-bear has a plush

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        when do we get a death plush

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they probably have a generic wolf and you can find similar clothes for it. Just paint the eyes red

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Show me an actual cute Puss plushie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Even if I did Id just hide it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have a Puss in Boots plush from the Shrek 2 days I have to dig up. Apart from that, I'll wait until either Puss or Death gets a nendo or a Revoltech..

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Unless you're Disney that's a far off dream. I don't think they ever made Western animated property barring Disney and I think Minions.
        The amount of gold I'll pay for nendo or figma Mr Wolf or Death...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Where can I buy these?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they'll drop something after dvd/ blu-ray release.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          When is it anyway?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            soon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my theater had no merchandise at all >:(

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i have a puss and boots mcdonalds glass cup from the first movie

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Modern McDonald's toys are made of cardboard.

        What a time to be alive

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    At least fly his plane

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Suck

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how do you anons feel about the panic attack memes? I like the scene in itself and the memes are pretty funny

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >How could I lose to the wooden boy MY HEART AAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >immortal wooden boy
        Pinocchio would TANK Wolfy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I liked it very much, despite the funny maymays of course.
      question: should i simply delete my Twitter account? I really like Twitter when it comes to looking at art but my TL gets filled with dogshit political takes and memes, is there an alternative?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Truth Social

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          dead site

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, it's more active than ever.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >asking on Cinemaphile
        Anon, you can't be THAT moronic, right? Just check different website and ignore all the political bullshit. Keep your account, and make another one if you want to interact in a specific way.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >mute all political phrases and names
        >install Tweak New Twitter extension
        ezpz

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get the YAAAAS SLAY GATX SLAAAY shit, it's shown as a extremely negative and hampering thing to have, better to simply hide away unless it destroys your life.
      But then again, people will shit themselves in excitement to be labeled as a annoying moron

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kys gringo

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's another one

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ruined.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Pussy.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesnt enjoy a cute couple together
          homosexual

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >cute couple
            I dont see Perrito with Puss anywhere in there

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Perdito will never be loved and accepted as walmart Donkey, cope and seethe

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I already like Perrito better than Donkey.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Only dead-inside psychos don't love perrito

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Donkey was over a decade ago Anon, to zoomers Perito is their Donkey

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Perrito hasn't degraded into oneliners and being a load so no he isn't Donkey yet.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly he's even better

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual ass dance

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's flamenco, it's gay by nature

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wow
        She really looks like shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The ending with them dancing to Americano was kino

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone got a gif of both of them flying while dancing on each other's boots?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          this is one of the scenes I didnt understand

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >didn't watch 2011

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I dont rly want to. Is it just a reference or does it actually explain it in a way that makes sense why they would do that instead of just fly up

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's just a reference

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Anyone got a gif of both of them flying while dancing on each other's boots?
          lmao that part reminded me of this.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just love the smell of seethe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're a very interesting person anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My criticisms of the movie

    I dont like the "cute face" they do. its not cute, and its not really a thing cats do anyways, its more of a dog thing.

    I dont like the bleeping jokes, I wish theyd just stuck with snooter and other stuff. Bleeping breaks my immersion

    The mama luna plot thread is kind of unresolved. He should have gone back and killed her or dealt with her in some other way. Instead she just runs off screen from the bears and we never hear anything about her or any of the other cats there ever again. Shes a homophobic animal abusing narcissist.

    I still loved it a lot and its maybe my favorite film in years

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Autism: the post

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Stop using my waifu in your shitposting

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >pic
        Imagine the smell

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Those are Puss' boots, not Kitty's

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The cute face has been a running gag with Puss ever since Shrek 2. It makes sense that he and Kitty do it to each other to try and get the other to trust them, since that’s exactly how Puss got Shrek to trust him in the first place. Also that scene was mainly for the kids anyway, and thankfully it was the only scene I felt that way about.

      Idk, swearing in a movie kids are watching is always pretty kino I think. The fact that it all comes from Perrito, the most innocent character by far, is also hilarious

      Mama Luna didn’t really deserve a plot resolution, her whole schtick was to be the “haha crazy cat lady” and to showcase defeated, retired Puss

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I know its a running gag but it sucks

        they should have had perrito say the edgiest and meanest and dirtyest thing he could say where they wouldnt have to bleep it.

        Mama Lunas house is abusive to the other cats there, are they just going to stay there and just be abused forever? sad, puss should have done something

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          how is mama luna abusive?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        homie you're either arguing to bait or someone with star wars credits in a twitter bio.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Literally zero correlation, I don’t give a frick about star wars

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ignore him, he's an autistic homosexual who constantly disminishes people who don't think TLW is perfect
            Since he loves to avoid direct confrontation I'm doing the same 🙂

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              But I was arguing *for* TLW, unless he meant to reply to

              My criticisms of the movie

              I dont like the "cute face" they do. its not cute, and its not really a thing cats do anyways, its more of a dog thing.

              I dont like the bleeping jokes, I wish theyd just stuck with snooter and other stuff. Bleeping breaks my immersion

              The mama luna plot thread is kind of unresolved. He should have gone back and killed her or dealt with her in some other way. Instead she just runs off screen from the bears and we never hear anything about her or any of the other cats there ever again. Shes a homophobic animal abusing narcissist.

              I still loved it a lot and its maybe my favorite film in years

              instead

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                There isn't anything wrong with that review.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I dont like the "cute face" they do. its not cute, and its not really a thing cats do anyways, its more of a dog thing.
      It's done as a joke, it never works on anyone except perrito, who already believes you without the eyes

      >I dont like the bleeping jokes, I wish theyd just stuck with snooter and other stuff. Bleeping breaks my immersion
      The contradiction of having the most innocent and good natured character in the movie calling people Black personhomosexuals is funny

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I get that both are jokes but they suck for the reasons I said

        homie you're either arguing to bait or someone with star wars credits in a twitter bio.

        why do you think I'm some bait or hater? I said I loved the movie, id call it like a 9/10, just wanted to list things I didnt like. Really for a feature length movie, those three things arent that much.

        Although I remembered another one. Goldie and the bears do the "too soft, too hard just right" joke like 8 times or something, and its really slow because its a 3 part joke. As soon as they start with "too soft" you already know what they're going to say next, and you have to wait through it.

        They also use "just right" by itself sometimes, and Im fine with that because it's not a slow joke they keep repeating, and it also fits with the overarching themes of the movie

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >why do you think I'm some bait or hater? I said I loved the movie, id call it like a 9/10, just wanted to list things I didnt like.
          That anon has a panic attack everytime someone criticizes TLW and keep telling other people to "ignore them trolls", severe autism going on, probably underaged

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >The contradiction of having the most innocent and good natured character in the movie calling people Black personhomosexuals is funny
        It's also great characterization for Peritto, helps sell his whole shtick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I dont like the bleeping jokes, I wish theyd just stuck with snooter and other stuff. Bleeping breaks my immersion

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I dont like the "cute face" they do. its not cute, and its not really a thing cats do anyways
      They don’t on purpose, but
      >https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnirVBXOK6o/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's one of these myths like lemmings are suicidal or wolves have "alphas and omegas" in packs.

        Humans are always so quick to conclusions.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The mama luna plot thread is kind of unresolved. He should have gone back and killed her or dealt with her in some other way. Instead she just runs off screen from the bears and we never hear anything about her or any of the other cats there ever again. Shes a homophobic animal abusing narcissist.
      Da frick?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Finely crafted bait, well done

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >sees Puss licking his crotch
    >gives out an excited 'woohoo'
    >tells him not to stop on his account once Puss notices they're sharing the same cell
    Just what the frick was Andy's deal?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's just Dreamworks wanting you to frick the cat.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's literally me

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    Anonymous
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  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't finish in time before the Jackposting thread died, so I'll post it here.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely kino and saved

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >latinx gatx
    Don't you have some kids to groom until they kill themselves, John Money?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bro got jebaited

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    THEY TURNED HIM INTO A homosexual

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >top surgery scars on A FRICKING CAT
      >cat's have like 8 nipples or something
      god I fricking hate twitter trannies. I hope AI puts them out of jobs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They do this with basically every fictional character. You’re the one making it worse by calling attention to it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        FRICK YOU I HATE THEM I LOVE MAKING FUN OF THEM FOR RUINING MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS WITH THEIR WEF PROPAGANDA

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >FRICK YOU I HATE THEM
          >proceeds to shill their work
          >I LOVE MAKING FUN OF THEM
          >in a website they likely dont and will never visit
          >RUINING MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS WITH THEIR WEF PROPAGANDA
          >making some homosexual ass fanart is ruining a character somehow
          >calls it propaganda but still shills it more than they do
          moron-kun please calm thyne breasts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *troony
      He is already a homosexual(a.k.a Hispanic)

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pussbros they're onto us

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What will happen now is a sacrifice… you! Puss n Boots… The trial will... end with the spilling of blood…

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    Anonymous
  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When you walk away
    You don't hear me say
    Please oh baby don't go
    Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
    It's hard to let it go

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is Jack natty?

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cool

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Soul. Gettit?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the "let me do it for you" meme?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Didn't I do it for you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Long boi.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pussy sweep

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wonder how much Japan and the UK will boost it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is the montage of them all travelling, the one in the bottom right corner, a specific reference to something? Feels like it is I just cant think of it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, but the industrialized background looks badass.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure how intentional it is, but it reminds me a lot of the Coppola Dracula.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure how intentional it is, but it reminds me a lot of the Coppola Dracula.

        KFP2 also had that

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    tfw I dont want to frick Kitty so I dont really care how she changed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sick logic sister

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks xir

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Current pixar's designs are fricking awful. They hurt to look at.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes they are

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          We live in a world where Sony, post-Shrek 4 DreamWorks and even goddamned Illumination have significantly more soulfull visuals than Pixar and I am still having a hard time accepting that.

          He did the zoomer speak
          Only an irredeemable monster would do that, even jack has standards

          The hell are you even on about. I didn't notice any zoomer speak from Death.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He thought "straight up" is zoomer talk

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Wow. That is pretty moronic. I am pushing 30 and I have been using that one for pretty much my entire life.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >autistic wienersucker avoiding confrontation, again
    Two can play that game

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how do i get dreamworks to make my crackship canon

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do people really think Shrek 2 is the best film in the series? On the virtue of this one not being so adherent on your pop culture literacy, nor your preference for Smash Mouth music, this is easily the best film. It is an artistic achievement and frankly I wish it was a standalone.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I never really got the hype for Shrek 2 either. I mean it’s good sure, but it didn’t stick with me nearly as much as the original. I agree that TLW is better, but neither would exist without the brilliance of the 1st Shrek, which is still the best for me

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think Shrek 2 is better than 1, but 1 is just that monumental.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Dont most people think Shrek 2 is better than 1?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Personally I think both have their own strengths.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The first Shrek is really good too and frankly I prefer it as well because it's not as mired in pop culture as the second is, but TLW is just this visually stunning, totally tight film with humor that has its own legs, that never has a boring scene, and wraps up everything perfectly. Shrek 1 is good, has its moments, but everything I feel it does TLW does better. Perhaps the films are just night and day and you can't really compare them.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I really just think Shrek 1’s lasting impact and influence carries it to that next level, and while TLW may be a more solid movie all-around, it just hasn’t had the time to cement itself to classic status. Maybe this changes in a few years, and while I still adore TLW I can’t quite put it above Shrek 1 yet.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think Shrek has more emotion but Shrek 2 is funnier

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I rewatched Shrek 2 and it wasn't as good as I remembered. It's not bad, but it's just not as funny or interesting. But Shrek 1 is still effortlessly great and flows so well.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The "I Need a Hero" climax of Shrek 2 is still one of the best sequences in the franchise

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    135263303
    Look it's the wienersucker again

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I really hate to admit it, but Goldilocks' turned me on just a little.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >new Puss In Boots movie
      >Grade A Crimefu Goldilocks graces the screen
      >everyone wants to frick the cat instead
      I will never understand people

      She is so floofy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I thought you guys hated misunderstood villains

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I mean even Disney doesn't do that. If anything one of their best villains (Long John Silver) was one of the only villains who turned good, or at least became an ally of the lead.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What about her
            The movie was dogshit so I don't blame you for not remembering it

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >even crippled woody further
              still a villain

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Well she said he could have it back, he decided to have her keep it because he's an idiot I guess

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Like really, we don't need a story of Bobeep. Toys are given to other people as we grow up. Were people asking for that film to be made?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Toy Story 4 has no rhyme or reason, the movie makes it seem like Forky will be the main character but then he's quickly tossed aside for Bo Peep wanking, and then it ends up being about pleasing Gabby Gabby
                No one planned this shit for 9 years

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Like really, we don't need a story of Bobeep. Toys are given to other people as we grow up. Were people asking for that film to be made?

                Woody reuniting with Bo Peep could've had more potential

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I just care about overuse of the trope and about the annoying trend of antagonists being driven entirely by misunderstandings or outdated family traditions. One of the three antagonists being somewhat sympathetic isn't really an issue for me.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Because it's not sympathetic as in "this excuses me doing bad things or makes it better and I'm good now"
          they're admitted criminals, but the worst thing she does is make a mess of Luna's house and threaten Perrito, otherwise they're just like Puss trying to get a wish

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Good thing she's not a villain

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Goldilocks

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >some lame wiki
              Pass
              Gotta do villanous stuff to be a villain

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Your movie has 3 villains trying to fight for relevancy anon

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I hope you're not implying death is a villain too

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No he was just doing his job...
                Of course he's a fricking villain

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The charges, officer?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Murder and attempted murder?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                antagonist != villain
                but normalgay slang yeah

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >latinx
                I called it when that first started being pushed that it'd rapidly turn into a racial slur.

                Death going after Puss leans him more towards villain rather than antagonist. Death as a specter could be considered an antagonist, but Death was actively trying to kill him.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                amigx

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He did the zoomer speak
                Only an irredeemable monster would do that, even jack has standards

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                straight up predated even gen x anon

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                So did "cringe"
                It ultimately doesn't matter when a group of morons take the terms to themselves

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >He did the zoomer speak
                He didn't say "I'm death, dead ass".

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly I liked the anachronistic speak more in the movie than in clips. Death keeps making all these little bad dad jokes to himself, but they need to be bad so it doesn't frick up the tone. It lets you know death isn't taking this that seriously without making him seem weak or a joke

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He was villainous to an extent. Puss still had his last life to live but death wanted to reap him early because he felt personally insulted

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's true. On the other hand, puss had it coming and death gave him plenty of sporting chances.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The film has 1 villain and 2 antagonists

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >ackchyually they're not villains they're antagonists
                Stop doing this cringe shit

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Anon to be a villain a character has to be villainous, to be an antagonist they just have to oppose the mc

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >He's not a hero he's a protagonist...who's good

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                A hero is a heroic protagonist yes. Jack is a villainous antagonist, Death and Goldie are just antagonists

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes anon. There's why heroic antagonists exist.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I hate it when they use their sad backstory as an excuse to be the worst person in the world (see Raya, Steven Universe, Tangled the series, The Owl House, RWBY, all three Netflix MOTU animated shows, Wandavision/Multiverse of Madness, etc.)
          If they have a sad backstory and barely do anything wrong, just being side villains, then I can relate to them. Once you start planning for worldwide or universal genocide, I lose any empathy I have for you and don't care how much you were beaten as a child.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yup, the best villains do what they want and take refuge in audacity

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Tangled the series? What? Every villain from that show had had a sad backstory had to work for the hsit they did.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            For me it kinda depends how manic they are. There's a point at which a person is sort of impossible to condemn, only their actions, because they're so clearly just running on a bunch of brain misfire shit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There are three things that make people hate them
          >Over use (Disney)
          >Making resolutions anti climactic or under developed
          >Getting away with way too much shit (SU Diamonds)
          TLW side steps all of these issues. Goldie is sandwiched between two other very refreshing villains who are unique in their own ways. She's not the focus of the resolution but rather a side story that ties into contribute to the resolution. And she doesn't really do anything worse than what Puss gets up to, if anything she hurts the bears more than the main characters and part of the point is that they forgive her anyway cause family is family even if they dont want to be.
          Idk man sometimes the answer is really just "good writing"

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >latinx
    >gatx

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Glad Papa Bear is picking up.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Please, take me death

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who is your favorite fearless hero?
    Who is your favorite fearless he-e-ro?

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    up to season 4 of Adventures of Puss in Boots, it's okay.
    Reminds me of TMNT 2012, it has some good humor (some episodes) which makes sense as the head writer/EP was the creator of Dave the Barbarian.
    It's serialized but doesn't really do much with it, just a bunch of mcguffins and characters reappearing.
    Dulcinea is the best character and nearly all of the better episodes feature her heavily with the worst being the ones focusing entirely on Puss just being overly moronic and obnoxious the entire episode or orphan focused episodes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Gato Black

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they blackface puss

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Puss comes home black
          >immediately has to leave because he's now a danger
          >has to join a group of black criminals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the show was good until the start of season 5, it literally resolves everything at the end of season 4 and every episode after it is basically filler

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dulcinea was adorable and I liked her more than I thought I would but the show was brought down a lot by the orphans and Puss being unbelievably moronic, I barely managed to get through season 3. It could have been funny if they didn't overdo it and make it part of the actually serious plot.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >latinx gatx
    I hate white people

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Only a cat with a death wish would steal the beans from Jack and Jill
    >The only wish I have is to repay an old debt
    What did they mean by this

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH has currently earned $334M worldwide.
    https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1619763987364876288

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Enough with this obsession with box office, it's the same over in the avatar threads
      >TWO BILLIES TWO BILLIES
      Who gives a frick about the money

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Who gives a frick about the money
        The companies who are responsible for what type of animated movies are being made due to their financial success. You want more movies like this? Then be glad it made money.
        The Avatar nerds are another thing entirely since they're invested over a billionare making billions, this is a completely different matter entirely.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Right, fair enough

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but I want this movie to do as well as it possibly can so we get more animated features like it in future and not more low effort Minions tier garbage

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          low effort animation is inevitable. the best you can hope is more of movies like this to be made alongside

          So did "cringe"
          It ultimately doesn't matter when a group of morons take the terms to themselves

          >take it to themselves
          or it never left being used

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Anon that was very obviously a how do you do fellow kids moment
            The only way it could've been any less subtle was if he said I am death no cap

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              what
              are you also triggered when people say y'all, something I have been hearing yokels used

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That shit is wack yo fr

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Enough with this obsession with box office, it's the same over in the avatar threads
      >TWO BILLIES TWO BILLIES
      Who gives a frick about the money

      >still made less than 2011
      Bros... I think it's over

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >still made less than 2011
        Everyone knows why but they keep denying it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Theaters have become a lot more irrelevant since then? COVID fricked them over? It got released at the same time as Avatar 2? It went to VOD early?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Allow me to put things in perspective

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what are we looking at?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Literally just 2 million less domestically than 2011 after 39 days. Which is less of a difference than it was last week. It climbed up to 2nd place again too. Feels inevitable that it's going to eventually make more than the 2011 movie.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          impressive considering that it went to streaming after like a month

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Probably one of the biggest examples of word of mouth truly helping a movie out in a long while.

          Allow me to put things in perspective

          It's admittedly not fair to have Turning Red there since it's theatrical was a weird really limited release thing in most countries because Omicron surge and it's impossible to judge how it'd of done as a normal release, but yeah aside from Puss and Minions animated movies had a pretty bad year at the box office.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Both Dreamworks films actually did well.
            Universal eating well.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Last Wish is almost certainly gonna pass the first movie domestically in the next two weeks it's only like 7-8 million or so from doing so and it's legs aren't really showing any signs of buckling much yet.

          world wide is the bigger question, it still has some major markets to release in the UK and Japan. Gotta see how it does there before making those projections.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How come it released in smaller countries like Australia before the UK and Japan?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I have no fricking idea lol. Ask the studio and it's distributors.

              the UK is especially weird since it would need no dub.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm from New Zealand and it released on Boxing Day here.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Last Wish is the super rare movie that made more in it's 4th weekend than it's first.

          But yeah aside from the two weeks where M3GAN took the spot Puss has consistently been No 2 behind Avatar and it hasn't really shown signs of slowing much.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's not even that good. It probably just has insanely powerful marketing, plus it's a revival of a fameous series after 12 years of silence.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              If Avatar 3 does come out next year and they start releasing the sequals alot more frequently, I guarantee the box office results are going to start dropping hard. Avatar is only really popular for being a tech showcase to wow people with it's visuals and it's a novelty that a new movie came out after so long. I know Jim Cameron has always been a special effects guy since his career started and he's made some of my favorite films of all time, but it's sad thats pretty much all he's still focusing on, with everything in Avatar just being hamfisted allegories to the real world.

              It's a prime example of what Scorsese said about MCU movies, that being that they're not cinema and just theme park rides to keep people entertained for a couple hours and nothing more.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                James Cameron has a quote about when he was making the first Avatar, the studio execs told him to cut a lot of footage of jake and Neytiri riding the banshees, but Cameron told them no because he thought those scenes helped immerse the audience more into the world. So I'm sure James Cameron wouldn't be offended if someone said his movies are just theme park rides or nothing more than dumb entertainment. He's made his movies this way since Titanic, which people at the time were saying the same criticisms about it that they're saying about Avatar.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >When you realize Puss in Boots:TLW would've been the highest grossing movie since the end of December had it not been for the sequel to one of the highest grossing movies of all time being out at the same time.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              This. TLW got fricked being released so close to Avatar. If Avatar hadn't been out at the same time, TLW would have outgrossed the first movie weeks ago and probably be making the same amount as some of the Shrek movies, $700 million or more.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Still, it's a better movie and made a bank, no need to be upset.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Very nice

          Probably one of the biggest examples of word of mouth truly helping a movie out in a long while.

          [...]

          It's admittedly not fair to have Turning Red there since it's theatrical was a weird really limited release thing in most countries because Omicron surge and it's impossible to judge how it'd of done as a normal release, but yeah aside from Puss and Minions animated movies had a pretty bad year at the box office.

          that and nothing worth of note being out until Ant Man Quantumania, and even then chances are that movie will suck. The MEG3N hype died within a week.

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched the movie twas pretty nice.
    Jack was a very funny in his pure evil witch is pretty lacking now a days in modern villains.
    Also the I think my favorite line from the movie Is the 'I know I won't beat you but I'll never stop fighting for my life'

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >latinx gatx

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    /r/ing the Puss/Smiling Friends crossover pic please

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shut the frick up Black person

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Silence Latinx.

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly OP's post aside The Last Wish is probably the best thing Dreamworks has came out with since how to train your dragon.

    It also stands on its own. If anything I'd probably would have been happier skipping the first one and watched this alone because the first puss and boots dragged.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same guy but...

      >Puss and boots
      >Not Puss in Boots

      I'm too tired tonight sorry Cinemaphile

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >If anything I'd probably would have been happier skipping the first one and watched this alone because the first puss and boots dragged.
      Trash taste

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Bad Guys was perfectly good yknow.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Still not even close to TLW

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldnt say that. LTW is like an 8.5/10 and TBG is like a 7.5/10 Id say.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I’d go more 9.5/10 to 7/10

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I wouldnt say that. LTW is like an 8.5/10 and TBG is like a 7.5/10 Id say.

              I consider TLW to be 9.5 while TBG leans on 8. I still consider the latter my favorite despite the former being the better film.

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >latinx

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Silencix, Gringx

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Oh shit. Spill the lore

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trying to find a good scan of it online

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >cheating the system because a cat made fun of you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DAAAMN hes hot

      but what's the "cheating" here? Death taking his life directly or what?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly, girl

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Death seems to be more of a "trouble shooter" than a Reaper, so he's probably not allowed to kill Puss without permission but he's doing it anyway out of spite.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the animation at the last part. Fast and readable, something most animators can't do worth a shit.

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Live-action remake when?

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just watched it, I knew it was meant to be amazing and I was so happy so see it exceeded expectations. Goldilocks and the bears was really the narritive highlight for me, I could see them setting up her understanding of family near the end but I also had that feeling they left enough alterative things to happen that I was physically on the edge of my seat when the family couldn't pull baby bear back
    >wishes them back
    >fails to understand what she has and loses it all
    >forgos what she has and discovers what she wanted she didn't need
    appreciate that they kept jack being a c**t till the end, death was brilliantly portrayed. I couldn't compare it to the Shrek movies because it's in a completely different bracket of movie, but it was outstanding

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I could see them setting up her understanding of family near the end but I also had that feeling they left enough alterative things to happen that I was physically on the edge of my seat when the family couldn't pull baby bear back

      For a moment I thought the bears would actually die and they would use the wish to bring them back.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >For a moment I thought the bears would actually die and they would use the wish to bring them back.
        Glad they didn't do anything like that, resurrections/fakeout deaths are stale as frick and go against the message of the movie

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Man it's so amazing how so much of the film can end up ruining it but it managed to relatively avoid them.

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He’s soo hot

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Perrito x Puss is the only ship worth a damn.

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda wish Jack Horner's final fight was a little longer tbh. Even though Death is obviously the real climax it still would've worked.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was weird, I feel like they shouldve been able to easily take him down without destroying the wish. He just got bigger.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's better that way so it finalizes the fact that everyone won't get any wishes, it's easy to let greed take over otherwise

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They coulda wished to end world hunger or something.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          that has no impact.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Who cares, it's better than nothing at all.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              People were so repulsed by him they willed him out of existence.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Meant for

                I wish Humpty got some references.
                He’s Puss childhood friend after all.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Meant for [...]

                That’s fricking lame
                It’s a Shrek film, it’s part of the aesthetic to have ugly shit.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I wasn't being totally serious, like that wasn't some explanation given. But from what I've seen people didn't like how ugly humpty was so that could be part of why he's not mentioned. He was mostly a shit character besides that too though so not much is really lost if he's never referenced again at all.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not even other materials reference him. Even Shrek himself or at least the Shrek-ogre made an appearance in the Puss series.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not even other materials reference him. Even Shrek himself or at least the Shrek-ogre made an appearance in the Puss series.

                I like the egg

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I think he's referenced in Goldie's fairy tale book

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I think you quoted the wrong post

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Shit my bad

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's a western sort of resolution where the white hat and grey hat let the treasure go to survive

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They burned a lot of the budget in the final death fight, also indeed thats the actual climax. Jack putting up some other huge complex fight would have dragged. He had a cute trick up his bag and it was enough.

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Humpty got some references.
    He’s Puss childhood friend after all.

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where are people getting that Death is gonna be Kaiba?

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of villains what surprised me was that Kai (KFP3) is apparently popular. I thought people hated him.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He’s not the best compared to the other KFP villains but his theme is great and he has some cool moments

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Speaking of villains what surprised me was that Kai (KFP3) is apparently popular. I thought people hated him.

        Hes fine but all KP villains are fricked due to Shen's existance
        There is not topping that, ever.
        Same deal with Wakfu, they played Nox literally as the first villain and hes one of those characters that a writer manages to once in their whole career and nothing can ever match up bc it took so much out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The panic attack scene is nice and all, but the scene that lead up to it coulda been done better. The tone change was too sudden. People are exploding and dying all around Puss and he's taking it pretty well, then all of a sudden Death appears (who at this point is just a skilled bounty hunter as far as Puss knows) and he just stands there and this alone is enough to have him freak out? Plus the last time Puss saw him, he didn't freak out as badly, so it wasn't very consistent.

    I woulda made Death's appearance more scary so Puss's freak out would be more understandable. This might involve seem rewrites but whatever. Maybe have a scene where he gets separated again for a bit, and all of a sudden Death appears and gets another cut in, a deeper one.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To puss the bounty hunter represents certain doom
      Out of lives, and hes aware hes not even remotely a match for him. In all other occasions puss still has his wiles and moves but not with the wolf. Hes just fricked.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, but the arrows that will instantly kill him were a more immediate threat and he didn't mind then nearly as much, so it flowed oddly. Plus like I said he didn't completely break down the last time he saw him. It was fine but it could've been done better.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Watch that scene again. He was very careful especially when he was only armed with the gatito blade. And then the whistle.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      good criticisms, I dig it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He was semi freaking out in that scene. He did a sscaredy cat jump he doesn't normally do. I think he's mostly just dodging and not actually fighting like kitty

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It all ties back to the first Death scene (and why I think that one shot of blood dripping down Puss’ forehead is the best one of the whole movie). He’s the biggest personal threat Puss has ever faced, and right off the heels of the news that he’s down to his last life. That terrifies him and he runs away, just like he does later several times.

      It also establishes the whistle as the signal for said fear, as that first scene starts and ends with it. So then whenever Puss hears it, it instantly registers that feeling of fear.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Arguably Puss didn't even freak out as badly even in his first encounter with him, although at this point that's just pulling hairs.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Arguably Puss didn't even freak out as badly even in his first encounter with him
          >death traumatizes puss so hard that he sees his life flash right in front of his eyes, and is so scared that he actually flees through the latrine instead of fighting death
          >he didn't freak out.
          you need to pay more attention my dude

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He didnt break down though. He just kept walking all the way without ever needing to calm down a panic attack.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Puss wasn't taking it pretty well though. He's literally careful during the fight.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of villains what surprised me was that Kai (KFP3) is apparently popular. I thought people hated him.

      GOD I love this boi

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    KFP was never good.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      explain?

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't they just throw Jack Horner into the border while he was still in the bag

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't expect him to find his way out of a literal infinite void

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Latinx
    homie. homie. You gotta stop. NOW.

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dulcineas kinda grown on me bros..........

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's a good girl who deserved a better show

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        shes just a little bit moronic and i love it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she appeared in the movie?

      https://mobile.twitter.com/papajoolia/status/1614372732518666241

      >lackadaisy artist
      ironic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no, the show is never referenced whatsoever in any of the movies

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of dad would puss be?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The type of dad that goes to buy some milk.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      go ask perrito

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet cinnamon roll too pure for Shrek world.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Perro caca

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Only dead-inside psychos don't love perrito

      I was on the edge of my seat every time perrito showed up because I was expecting him to be le evil mastermind that was working for the bad guys/wanted the wish for himself to dominate the world as revenge for his backstory all along or some lame shit like that.
      Frick D*sney and Pixar for buck-breaking me with their shitty tweeeest antagonists.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You would probably enjoy the first Puss in Boots

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I always throw back the existence of live action remakes to Disneygays

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he was designed not to be like that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Shrek movies are known for subverting common Disney movie tropes
        >Disney movies in current year only have either twist villains or muh family trauma, even to the point of saying that movies are better off without ireedeemable "classic" villains
        >Puss in Boots has both straight-up villains and a character who befriends the main character and does not betray the protagonists because of their sad backstory
        Really makes you think

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I mean technically PIB does the tropes Disney does, it's just that this movie has better writing and didn't put it in your face. Like I said, it's like Disney found their parent's gun and kept using it (twist villain, non-villain, etc.)

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Puss and Kitty look much better now than they do in the first movie. Improvements all around.

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    donkey is funnier

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      and lamer

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    man this movie managed to penetrate the normalgays, it's amazing. like the bad guys was mostly an enthusiasts film but this one even people who aren't into animation are all over it. it's a pity that it had to go toe to toe with avatar.

    here's hoping its strong legs will carry it.

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/DoobusGoobus/status/1618700309101944853

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      His hair really looked like it was glued onto his head.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Underrated post

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    KITTYYYYYYY

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      El muchacho de los ojos tristes
      Vive solo y necesita amor
      Como el aire necesita verme
      Como el sol lo necesito yo...

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bloating the movie with 3 villains was a stupid idea just like SM3

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >3 villains
      This again?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Still coping I see

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    KITTY COME BACK TO ME I MISS YOU SO MUCH

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We have to go back.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Puss has nowhere to go but the crazy cat lady house
      >except he has two friends who own property and would be willing to take him in
      One of the few issues I have with the film

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        uhhh pussbros?? how do we respond?!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's one thing to crash on your single friend's couch and another to intrude on your married-with-kids friend's family life

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          this

          Also Puss didn't want to broke the perfect hero image he has with his friends going to their houses for retirment so

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Both of them are married with kids and Puss was looking at full retirement

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They dont look stylized.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what that's supposed to be

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >latinx

    drink clorox you fricking butthole

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      seethe border jumper

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, it's her! My QUEEN

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DUDE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Still sexy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        CATNIP

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this movie on a $5 Tuesday deal last week. On Wednesday, I began to feel like shit. Today, I tested positive for Strep Throat & Covid.

    Honestly? Worth it, Puss Sweep.

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine kitty but barefoot

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When will realize that your actions have consequences
    https://twitter.com/ThatRabidDog/status/1611974963560333312?t=3JsbW1RVXA9_NfLl6EUSyw&s=19

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna do his makeup.

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can I really get a girl to love me if I hit her in the head with a guitar

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Has science gone too far?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      finally, content

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The crossover we needed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Godnota

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ah paydirt

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >*ruins puss' life*
    >I'm sympathetic tho
    He was a fine villain until they decided that he should be redeemed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      His redemption was fricking dying so he got what he deserved I say.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thank god he didn't live but he didn't deserve a heroic death

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What does his spanic cat feet smell like?

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is he doing?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Being cute

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      whoops

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not sure what's it supposed to say.

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OP missed his firmware update. It's latine and gate now.

    Banderas is from Spain, so I'm not sure that term is even relevant.

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God I can't wait for the artbook.

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe this is the only good thread in the whole of Cinemaphile

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta filter some posts but otherwise yes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of leaks, drama, and /misc/bait shit going on in cartoons right now. More than usual, I guess. It's just making puss autism look tamer in comparison.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Took me a bit to get it, Jack took the horn, right

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I like the art but it doesn't make sense though, since we do see the unicorns

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            While that is true; it can't be guaranteed that all of the unicorns just live with broken horns now.

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, it's him! Our fearless HERO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They should make him wear gloves in the movies

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How would he use his claws then?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Enter deez nuts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sandman

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >watched it with a friend convinced it was just furries overhyping it
    >left feeling like I watched a fricking masterpiece, a fricking 10 year old sequel to a spinoff movie for fricking shrek is unironically the hardest fricking animated movie to come out in the last decade

    how did dreamworks do it bros?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They did it with rape

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "Death being held back from his chase because Jack kept piling dead bodies" is the most moronic thing I have ever heard.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Death is Jack's b***h

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's a sad attempt at trying to personify Death, despite the movie already spelling things out.
        And to think it's just a problem with imageboard posters, but it's such a widespread problem.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      On one hand it is funny to imagine being such a shitty and horrible person that you're literally stopping the personification of death from getting one little cat. Then on the other it technically does make sense since Puss and the others would have a harder time fighting 14 different people along with each other so yeah, by killing his own men, Jack gave Puss a better chance at living. But on the third hand I have up my ass, death is only really physical towards Puss. Only Kitty would ever get the chance to see death like Puss did. Everyone else just poofed, fell, or disintegrated.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I just find it dumb that it's such an obvious thing yet a theory like that somehow exists. It's like trying to rationalize how Santa Claus can enter chimneys. Or maybe I'm just a no-fun oldgay.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No, I get where you're coming from. It's just a simple observation. The only thing I can really say about the Baker's Dozen is how easily they died was to highlight how quick death acts. A metaphorical timer put on Puss to show how easy one mishap could end him.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That theory makes sense until you realize there's hundreds of people in the world who die every minute.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. The simple and obvious truth is that death is toying with puss for the entire movie

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he even outright spells it

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only bad part of the movie was the boss b*by and Tr*lls cameos in the intro, even the Penguins of Madagascar would have been a better pick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's not really an intro, it's the new "station card"
      and from what they stated, it's "modular", meaning they can swap stuff around

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jack has a higher body count than death, kneel furgays

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Proof?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Death shouldn't have a bodycount anon

  109. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she wear the mask?

  110. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The film has 4 of the classic “Man Vs” conflicts
    >Man Vs Self
    >Man Vs Man
    >Man Vs Environment/Nature
    >Man Vs Fate

    The film’s three villains also follow the 3 tiers of villainy
    >Redeemable (Goldi)
    >Irredeemable (Jack)
    >Inevitable (Death)

    The fact that it all works & none of it is half-baked is a true testament to the greatness of the product.

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