>*puts his wife in every movie*

>*puts his wife in every movie*

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >puts her in Halloween as a stripper
    >doesn't let her show breasts
    HACK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why? She shows breasts in every other movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she showed breasts plenty of times

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like a smoker

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are his movies any good?
    I don't go for horror usually but it seems like they're more of a comedy-horror

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you're genuinely asking I'll give you an honest answer. Watch House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil's Rejects back to back. If you liked both watch the rest of his stuff. If you were "meh" about Corpses but thought Rejects was great, watch Halloween 2 and Lords of Salem. Then you're good.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What if I liked Corpses, but thought Rejects was meh?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then you're like me. I still enjoyed Lords of Salem, but skip the rest.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then your like me.Gay

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same here bro. But I didn't like lords of Salem. Then again, it's been years since I saw it, maybe I should give it another chance.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think The Devil's Rejects is the best out of House of 1000 Corpses and 3 From Hell, but I love Lords of Salem and both of his Halloween movies. In the past ive found it hard to pick between his Halloween 1 and 2, but I can now say with certainty Halloween 2 is my favourite. And it is possibly my favourite movie of his overall. His Halloween 1 is great showing young Michael Myers for the first hour as it is more unique, but then the next hour while still entertaining it is just Michael doing what he usually does. Now Halloween 2 is a hell of a ride and feels completely original. Fun story, great sets, music, brutal as frick etc. I love the gritty grindhouse aesthetics and 70s rock vibes too. So fricking cool.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are any of the Robert zombie movies any good?
        Let's say you have many streaming services available,would you regret watching a robbie Halloween mobie?
        Here is a pic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I saw lords of Salem compared to kubrick. It's a good film but his missus isn't that crash hot of an actress

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shouldn't comedy-horror be called horredy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      House of 1000 Corpses is good.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paul W. S. Anderson does it the best.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never made a good movie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pleb

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mortal Kombat 95 is his first and best movie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie surely you jest, he has made a tonne of trash but Event horizon is mega kino

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kevin Smith does it the worst.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Smith, Burton and Zombie are the three worst offenders which is weird since they all appeal to the same kind of alternative, comic nerd fan base. Clint Eastwood's Sondra Locke phase was also pretty cringe.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is probably the most egregious example of putting your wife your film.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            4>2>1>3

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Cinemaphile by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox c**tsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Cinemaphile. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a b***h. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah anon is right, 4>2>1>a fat ugly man>3

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Clint Eastwood's Sondra Locke phase
          Pls explain,I have no idea what you mean,sir.

          This is probably the most egregious example of putting your wife your film.

          I swear no has sean that shitty movie but every Podcaster and youtuber was contractually force to mention in.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He allowed his music in twisted metal games and for that he is awesome to the max.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >allowed
      you do realize he was paid for that, right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Artist can be little divas if they don't understand the media. Orson didn't give Lynch permission to use his song and Lynch figured a workaround.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which is fine, we're just gonna need to see her naked

    But she never showed nips so it was a waste of time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She did in Lords of Salem

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bruh...come on...you gotta pause that and shit and play with the lighting to see barely anything

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure she was naked in a few white zombie album covers.The few remix money grap stuff when Rob was dumped by the pretty bassist.
      Probably on the inside(inside of the covers)

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES
    AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES
    I SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Turn me on, turn me on, turn me on,mr. deadman.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >says there's no reason to remake good Horror movies
    >remakes Halloween

    Why did he do it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He is supposedly a huge fan of every classic monster movie
      >Never did a monster movie.
      This is why I hate him. He got the love and talent to make a great gory monster movie kino, but he always goes for cringe pyscho hillbilly white trash horror

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Makes sense.
    Studio pays him ,pays her all the money goes into the same home.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >always casts his wife in his movies
    >she's almost always Johnny Depp's love interest
    this has to be some self-insert fetish thing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lone Ranger was a Gore Verbinsky film, Anon.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this man never made a shit album in his life, really impressive

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. Just consistently bad albums.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she has a nice booty so I understand

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    House of a Thousand Corpses was his best movie and he really dried his creative well filming it.
    It has a nice mix of creature feature film and southern slasher vibes. The underground scenes on Dr Satan's lair is like 'Nightbreed meets Beetlejuice'
    The rest of the trilogy just falls flat into Natural Born Killers cringe trash cinema.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It feels like a lot of people have one amazing work in them. I wish the way the industry operated was finding people in a place to deliver that, and then letting them move on, instead of trying to turn everything into some kind of series or chain of projects.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still not as bad as Pedo Gunn and his wife.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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