Does Jaffe himself make shitty doom metal anymore? To my shame I supported his Kickstarter whenever that happened, and I don't think I've finished even half of the cd.
Oh you summer child, I'm 31 and have been wallowing in this mediocrity since *I* was in high school. Jeph is just as trapped as any of us; making too much patreon money to jump ship but not making enough to be able to retire or provide for himself at the end of the gravy train.
There is only the endless churning of the soap opera, forever.
>but not making enough to be able to retire
Thats bullshit, if he had properly been investing the amount of money his patreon pulled in he could have retired years ago
He's probably grown addicted to a costly life style.
>making too much patreon money to jump ship but not making enough to be able to retire or provide for himself at the end of the gravy train.
Doesn't he make about $10k a MONTH from Patreon?
I think it's one part overspending and two parts complex alimony payments after failed relationships.
There's been a couple of those "comic every hour" days where Geffy drew what he did every day. It was pretty boring, a little bit of drawing and a lot of goofing around on the internet. Unless he drops piles of money on those Vtubers, he should have a lot of money (barring the alimony)
>making too much patreon money to jump ship but not making enough to be able to retire or provide for himself at the end of the gravy train.
Doesn't he make about $10k a MONTH from Patreon?
Oh you sweet summer Child. I'm 35 and met my first wife through the Questionable Content forums. What a magical and autistic time that was. She was horrid.
Oh you summer child, I'm 31 and have been wallowing in this mediocrity since *I* was in high school. Jeph is just as trapped as any of us; making too much patreon money to jump ship but not making enough to be able to retire or provide for himself at the end of the gravy train.
There is only the endless churning of the soap opera, forever.
how the frick is this comic still going? i was in high school and motherfrickers were talking about how the comic was dying i'm 24 now
Post the comic you started on.
I blame XKCD, by the way, I don't think they've changed their recommended strips at the bottom in over a decade, and most of them are dead now.
>i'm 24
Black person I was a freshman in high school when I first started to read this comic and I'm 34 now, you were a toddler when most anons found this shit and now you're trapped in purgatory with us
I mean look at what Pjephph wrote here, "you've been here almost two days". They arrived in Canada in comic 4923. NINE MONTHS AGO, and he hasn't moved past two days of comic time.
The troony accepted a job as a "librarian" at a "holistic research facility" on a oil rig off the coast of canada. The facility is run by an AI that took the form of a jellyfish and excretes thicc ditzy goobot girls who act as informants, interviewers, guides, and "friends" for the humans that work there. The little goblin talking about working as security is Dr. e-girl (I don't actually remember her real name because I don't actually care about it.) He's a feral early 20-something who is embarrassed about not solving all the worlds problems in just a couple years, but a night drinking and smoking weed through the ditzy goobot's head made her relax a bit. Martin and the Claire are going to adopt her and make her part of Claire's harem.
Dude in a hoodie with black hair (Marten) is a generic dude that lives at the center of a constant soap opera where various low stakes drama happens at a steady clip. This has been happening for the last couple of years in comic time and the last two decades of real time. The latest arc is that his trans redhead girlfriend (Claire) has accepted a job on an AI research island floating off the coast of Canada, which is mostly an excuse for Jeph (the author/creator/theorized OP of these threads) to have wacky contextless arcs about robot people.
>to have wacky contextless arcs about robot people.
Didn't this comic used to have robots all over the place? Like it was perfectly normal for everyone to have a personal robot and/or robot friend?
>been here almost two days
Unless I lost track somehow, they probably haven't even hit 24 hours. They arrived midday/afternoon the day before, after some lengthy same day travel stuff, partied hard, and have spent the last eleventy billion strips in the same hotel space as people talked and went off to shower and so on. I don't think they've even had breakfast.
what is she made of?
Nanites with goop substrate
She's 95% Mountain Dew Baja Blast
I'll Blast in her Baja.
NANOMACHINES, SON
something frickable, hopefully
>I want to start a coffee shop
IT'S THE LITERAL ISLAND OF DO WHATEVER THE FRICK YOU WANT. MAKE YOUR SHITTY DOOM METAL.
>expecting new backgrounds
>not knowing this is how he plans to merge cubetown and the coffee shop.
Chunni breasts and booblob are basically the same character anyway.
And then he'll invite everyone over and the whole cast will just live in cube town so nothing will end up changed.
PREPARE FOR U L T I M A T E F L A V O R
Best song they ever did.
That's not "Awaken".
Ok you got me there I do love that one.
For me it's
got me through Bronchitis
Does Jaffe himself make shitty doom metal anymore? To my shame I supported his Kickstarter whenever that happened, and I don't think I've finished even half of the cd.
>You can do anything you want.
>Literally anything.
>I want a service industry job.
This is pathetic.
He wants to OWN a coffee shop, not work as someone else's barista.
Do you really believe that Martin will own anything?
He will own nothing, and he will be happy.
Dora owns a coffee shop and works more hours at the counter than any of her employees.
Exactly. Marten wants to be his own barista, not someone else's.
I realize panel 4 zooms in but I swear Moray's boobs got bigger
This is unremarkable in a comic where characters' noses can quadruple in size from panel to panel
how the frick is this comic still going? i was in high school and motherfrickers were talking about how the comic was dying i'm 24 now
Oh you summer child, I'm 31 and have been wallowing in this mediocrity since *I* was in high school. Jeph is just as trapped as any of us; making too much patreon money to jump ship but not making enough to be able to retire or provide for himself at the end of the gravy train.
There is only the endless churning of the soap opera, forever.
>but not making enough to be able to retire
Thats bullshit, if he had properly been investing the amount of money his patreon pulled in he could have retired years ago
He's probably grown addicted to a costly life style.
I think it's one part overspending and two parts complex alimony payments after failed relationships.
There's been a couple of those "comic every hour" days where Geffy drew what he did every day. It was pretty boring, a little bit of drawing and a lot of goofing around on the internet. Unless he drops piles of money on those Vtubers, he should have a lot of money (barring the alimony)
>making too much patreon money to jump ship but not making enough to be able to retire or provide for himself at the end of the gravy train.
Doesn't he make about $10k a MONTH from Patreon?
I wonder how much he's paying in alimony. Because otherwise, his spending habits would have to be outrageous to prevent him from retiring.
Oh you sweet summer Child. I'm 35 and met my first wife through the Questionable Content forums. What a magical and autistic time that was. She was horrid.
Post the comic you started on.
I blame XKCD, by the way, I don't think they've changed their recommended strips at the bottom in over a decade, and most of them are dead now.
Feels like it's from a different comic.
I'm surprised Yelling Bird hasn't popped up as an AI.
I'm honestly not sure, but I think it's this one?
>i'm 24
Black person I was a freshman in high school when I first started to read this comic and I'm 34 now, you were a toddler when most anons found this shit and now you're trapped in purgatory with us
It's true. You're never leaving.
I mean look at what Pjephph wrote here, "you've been here almost two days". They arrived in Canada in comic 4923. NINE MONTHS AGO, and he hasn't moved past two days of comic time.
Post slime girl ass
As someone who only knows the jist of what happens in this strip because somebody (Jeph?) posts the comic on Cinemaphile EVERY FRICKING DAY.
...what the hell is going on?
At least the comic is living up to it's name.
The troony accepted a job as a "librarian" at a "holistic research facility" on a oil rig off the coast of canada. The facility is run by an AI that took the form of a jellyfish and excretes thicc ditzy goobot girls who act as informants, interviewers, guides, and "friends" for the humans that work there. The little goblin talking about working as security is Dr. e-girl (I don't actually remember her real name because I don't actually care about it.) He's a feral early 20-something who is embarrassed about not solving all the worlds problems in just a couple years, but a night drinking and smoking weed through the ditzy goobot's head made her relax a bit. Martin and the Claire are going to adopt her and make her part of Claire's harem.
Dude in a hoodie with black hair (Marten) is a generic dude that lives at the center of a constant soap opera where various low stakes drama happens at a steady clip. This has been happening for the last couple of years in comic time and the last two decades of real time. The latest arc is that his trans redhead girlfriend (Claire) has accepted a job on an AI research island floating off the coast of Canada, which is mostly an excuse for Jeph (the author/creator/theorized OP of these threads) to have wacky contextless arcs about robot people.
It's the webcomic about nothing.
>to have wacky contextless arcs about robot people.
Didn't this comic used to have robots all over the place? Like it was perfectly normal for everyone to have a personal robot and/or robot friend?
Yeah, but it was in the "every webcomic has two snarky jackasses and a nonhuman sidekick sort of way." Robots used to be PCs that talked back.
any other new shots of her butt or at least fanart/edits?
I think this is the only one I have. Her boobs have been far more popular.
Wait, I had and AI goobot ass too.
>ywn plow Moray's fat jello ass so hard she won't stop leaking goo
'k
Why are people still following this?
Because slime girl.
>been here almost two days
Unless I lost track somehow, they probably haven't even hit 24 hours. They arrived midday/afternoon the day before, after some lengthy same day travel stuff, partied hard, and have spent the last eleventy billion strips in the same hotel space as people talked and went off to shower and so on. I don't think they've even had breakfast.
questionable garbage
to be fair it is unquestionably garbage
The troony comic?????
In my head cannon Morey (?) is a freeuse sexbot.