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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    now we're getting somewhere

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh great, now the gay boy is going to be mad at Dr. e-girl and the group mom (the troony) is going to lecture her again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao Imagine this being a real person. With real dreams and aspirations.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sadly it is only a slime

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Sadly it is only a slime
          A very sexy slime

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have shamefully been following this stupid fricking comic for much of my adult life. I bonded over this comic with an old girlfriend and just couldn't let it go. His style keeps changing but it never get's better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sadly it is only a slime
      A very sexy slime

      I miss her so much bros

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, shitposter, you'll never be able to draw as well as AI!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AI is really good. And you will have to be better to beat it. And we will probably. There's nothing humans like more than a challenge. If we survive long enough we will go the Dune route. Kill all the robots. Thinking machines pale in comparison.

    • 3 weeks ago
      sage

      GOOD MORNING SIR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >jeph if it was Archer

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember reading a few strips of this shit and "reallifecomics" years ago.

    How did these turn into weird "quirky" homosexual shit? Even the guy doing real life comics went full fricking troon.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She´s bi or just a horny degenerate?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny but in college one of the people I hung out with was sexually frustrated as hell because he was a total bottom but 6'6ft tall, heavily muscled and had a massive wiener.

        Totally digging that Clinton though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh boo fricking hoo. you want sexual frustration, try being straight, ugly, and autistic

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Work on your shit, anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah okay when do we see her in a bukkake

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s funny how being rude towards a person’s alcohol problem is borderline unforgivable, but asking to see nudes of a stranger’s boyfriend is a punch line

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now I'm imagining Clinton humping away at Elliot's ass like a chihuahua trying to frick a golden retriever, while Clinton and Liz basically recreate that scene in Zach and Miri Make a Porno where the titular characters frick for the first time and anyone paying attention are very aware that they're making sweet tender love.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing has indicated she is into women, so far, though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what about all the porn that gets drawn here? that's all 100% canon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She shrieks with excitement whenever she sees a woman with a big rack

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's just the human condition though. Everyone does that

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            everyone loves big breasts, unless you're jealous of them

            This doesn't disprove the theory though, as this is possibly just evidence that the default sexuality for women is bisexuality.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          everyone loves big breasts, unless you're jealous of them

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The party is going to bully her to drunken suicide over being a objectifying homo-fetishist fujoshi now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Jeph has shown on multiple occasions that it's okay to objectify gay men.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's wrong when she does it.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    POE-TAY-TOES!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When is this “us smokers amirite” shit going to be over

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DUDE
        WEED
        LAMO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BIG

      FAT

      CHUUNI

      TATS

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, so is Elliot going to cheat on Clinton with Dr. e-girl then act like a whiny b***h to guilt trip Clinton into being okay with it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they'll be a dubcon polycule with Dr. e-girl bullying both of them.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clinton was forced to be gay anyway. There was absolutely nothing hinting at him being interested in men and it happened in like a week.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She can't keep getting away with it

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YAY MORE FRICKING SPAM FROM THIS c**t! I'M SURE GLAD HE HASN'T DIED FROM THROAT CANCER YET!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When was he gay wasn’t he simping for some girl?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      After getting rejected by that girl he went on to simp for a different girl, and when he got rejected by that girl he and the other guy simping for that girl decided they might as well start fricking.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And now Brun is dust in the wind.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His sister seized the opportunity to gaslight him into being gay after a streak of failed attempts with girls.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that all it takes to turn gay? Phew. I really dodged a bullet, then.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It takes a moment of vulnerability and a group of "friends" to pick you apart like vultures. Bonus if a family member who had an identity crisis themselves leads the charge.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That European line is actually pretty funny.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, it sounds prudish

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well it was a little more abrupt and poorly written than usual, but this is honestly where I wanted things to go with these characters, so I can’t really complain.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the one guy still giving the gawk gawk 3000 to that one trans chick’s atrophied girlpenis?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. Its the Augustus Anal Annihilator, and Marten has been completely destroyed by it.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamn, look at how flat she is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's called Dr. e-girl for a reason

      Hasn't this party lasted for like a month now?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember when this used to be about indie music

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how did that work?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how did that work?

      I 'member.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now see, you post this and when I see today's comic art.

        When was he gay wasn’t he simping for some girl?

        https://i.imgur.com/PmIXh96.png

        Terrible

        I see visible improvements in character design.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There was a point where Jeph was actually lauded for his artistic advancement, but that ended a long, long time ago. He's been stagnant for years.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think there is only so much you can do to "improve" cartoonish designs. I think people today are to stupid to understand art evolution. You don't evolve your art purposefully, it should just happen. If you keep trying to change your style, you wont have a style to be recognized for. You might devolve into something that isn't really appealing.

            Look at this proportions in a modern Penny Arcade.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              8-10 years ago.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When Penny Arcade was at it's peak.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I never imagined that one day I'd be nostalgic for the last 2000s but here we are

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              8-10 years ago.

              I'm not opposed to his style staying consistent, but over the past couple years he has just gotten lazy.

              Look at one of Bubble's first appearances, and this comic

              When was he gay wasn’t he simping for some girl?

              and then compare it to the modern comics. It's not spectacular framing, but there's actual visual storytelling present. We zoom in on Bubbles to demonstrate her literally looking down on Faye. There's an actual background that isn't transparently copy/pasted in every frame. When Clinton is angry he gets right up in Claire's face, then looks over his shoulder as he leaves. We even see the back of Claire's head.

              Meanwhile, for the past couple years, I'd say about 80% of the comic has been two characters standing face to face, framed in 3/4ths view from the shoulders up.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                forgot my image

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                forgot my image

                No, I understand what you're saying. But like any artist needing to stay consistent in keep putting out work. I see it as a combination of just being tired of it, but it is like literally their bread and butter.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Evolution and improvement are two different things. If you have a hard time with side profiles and don't purposefully work to improve them, they won't get better. They may evolve, but if you don't critique and try new things, you'll be hampered by the lack of intentional effort toward improvement. This goes towards anything. You don't just keep doing something to get better at it, you have to push yourself to the boundaries of your abilities, and then out of your comfort zone, for growth to occur. Horf has occasionally tried new things since Cubetown (mostly with new persepctives) but it's usually only one frame at most.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              8-10 years ago.

              What the frick happened to their mouths?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tiny e-girl that loves huge ass breasts

    Whens she going to meet up with May?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately May might be into it which could lead to something interesting happening, which is forbidden in QC.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want lascivious things to happen to the germlin

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Terrible

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, is this saying that the robot arms are susceptible to infection? Are they operating off of biotech?

      Also this is the first strip in god knows how long where no one has their eyes closed in any of the panels.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe she's just a habitual liar.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe she's too drunk to get the story straight.
          Maybe Jeph didn't think it through.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess she was bit on the arm but if she had been bit on a real hand it could've needed amputation? I don't get it either.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I could be convinced that some of the musculature could be biotech.
        I more wonder how a cat could bite through the metal casing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I could see kids prosthetics being made of softer material both due to relative size and the fact they're going to be outgrown more quickly. Cats also have a decent amount of bite force when they really get going, I've seen videos of them do shit like bite through laptop monitors.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's cause you're not wearing a covering on it
          great excuse to stop drawing the details on his cyberhand, jeph

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I pictured her as having been born with a nub arm, and the nub got infected in the incident, and later she had the robot arms installed. I dunno, it’s weird.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's a reasonable interpretation

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The robots are at least as fricked in the head as the humans if not more so, so it checks out that the robotics tech itself is also so bad at being inorganic that it's susceptible to infection.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Wait, is this saying that the robot arms are susceptible to infection?
        No, I think this means she had already lost her hand at this point and was bitten on the arm.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Getting a treatable infection on your upper arm and being told, "if this was on your hand we'd have to amputate," doesn't make any sense

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Surprise surprise, Jeph doesn't know shit about shit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I just flat out don't understand what he meant. I guess he could have meant that she tried to pet the cat with her stub?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It doesn't make any sense. She's missing both her arms slightly below the shoulder. Swap panel 6 for panel 2 and change Liz' story to being about a dog biting her hard enough to damage her prosthetic and panel 5 works.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He probably wrote it while he was sleep deprived or under some sort of influence, and it never made sense in the first place. He used to do that a lot.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            For reference, one of the most common causes of amputation in the modern era is bed sores, and bed sores tend to form around bony joints because those areas are exposed to the most pressure when you stay in bed. Your hip flesh starts rotting and they have to lop off a leg. Your elbow flesh starts rotting and they have to lop off the hand and the forearm. A bad infection takes out everything past that point. It's not the doctor saying "this bite would force us to amputate if it was somewhere else,"; it's the doctor saying "this infection is so bad that, if you still had a hand to lose, you'd be losing it now." It reads like gallows humor, a shitty silver lining to the fact that she's losing her arm nub to a cat bite.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You dont understand it, it was a Robo-cat ™. Her robot hand got infected with a robot virus.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so that means she had robot arms since she was a kid?
      AND HOW THE FRICK DOES A ROBOT ARM GETS INFECTED

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's so awesome that rather than drawing this interesting series of events and a character that seems deeply intertwined with her psychology, he just unloads the zany monologue at the drugs and beer party where everyone says silly stuff

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This one I actually like, on account of the cat.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE ARE THE breasts?!

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So does he like introduce a whole new cast ever year?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is Clinton actually gay or bi? What if he wasn't rejected by those girl earlier on in the series?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      like marten, he got rejected by every woman he went after until he had no choice but to take the wiener

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's bi, both because he's shown sexual interest in both men and women but also because the nanobot water gradually erodes all sexual preferences; first any preferences in gender are ablated into a vaguely horny metrosexuality, then any preference between biological humans and inorganic robots, and presumably this ends in a truly transhumanist sexual miasma where species and physical form fail to be barriers as well. Human x robot gecko, googirl x googirl, cats marrying dogs, mass hysteria

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nominally he's bi. But, as far as the comic goes now I wouldn't expect that to count for much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was introduced as exclusively straight, Willow talked him into being gay, and now hes effectively permanently and exclusively gay because Jeph will never have a queer couple break up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which is funny, because that means that Jeph is effectively participating in the anti-LGBTQ practice of bi-erasure.
        But he'll be fine because bi-erasure is the one anti-LGBTQ thing LGBTQ people don't care about.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The bis care about it. They're just ignored and told their sexuality doesn't exist.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's truly the only downside of the best orientation.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's also the ultimate anti-alphabet measure, not having kids. That's pretty popular with the whole set.

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