>here comes the one of the old non-specifically mentally ill young women to speak with the new non-specifically mentally ill young woman. Maybe they'll go to the coffee shop and she can meet the non-specifically mentally ill young woman Dora just hired
>non-specific
I'm pretty sure Hanners is supposed to be severely obsessive-compulsive and mentally retarded (not in a genetic way, in a "was raised by crazy people that ensured she didn't have proper socialization skills and therefore caused her to be very naive for her age" way)
Brass Knuckles and Switch Blades are illegal on a Federal level. Even states and their cities have seperate gun restrictions.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Why would a stick be illegal?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
So you can't "stick" it to the man
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
It's very specifically a weapon that CAN be lethally used but has no license for its use and is completely unassuming to anyone who doesn't know what it is (as opposed to, say a knife or taser). I'm guessing it was easier to just make them illegal instead of forcing regulations on them.Massachusetts and California are the only states where they're illegal, so make of that what you will.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Its a concealed weapon. Dont play dumb.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
It’s a stick. If I put a rock in my pocket is that illegal?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Its a metal device specifically designed to savagely beat people. They hide away in a pocket and deploy in 1 second. The tip is weighted and rounded to concentrate force and break bones. Its essentially a modern mace for unarmored targets.
The only reasons to own one are to
1. Be an actual thug who beats people
2. LARP as a thug
I don't think it NEEDS to be illegal, but I'm not gonna get all 2nd amendmenty about something which has no other practical or sporting use.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
If carrying a gun is legal then carrying literally anything else lesser than a gun should also be legal. That includes a stick.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I've seen one of these in use. Living at a row of townhouses. New girl starts coming around to the neighbor's. Some jerk ex-boyfriend (presumably? I didn't know the people well.) hides behind the fence and when she goes out for a smoke, he jumps her and whacks her a few times. My neighbor comes out, starts yelling, and the assailant runs off. Girl is bruised and crying. Neither of them call the cops cause they're both meth heads.
That's the caliber of human that is buying these things. I'm fully ok not arming druggies with convenient beating devices.
I moved the fuck out of that neighborhood a while later.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Thugs are going to carry and use whatever weapon they want regardless of if it’s illegal. Why should a useless law intended to target them make it harder for me to defend myself from them?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Ignorant waste of quints.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>If carrying a gun is legal
It's not in most places.
And when it is, you usually need a permit.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Oy, U got ah loucince foor dat Tee Vee M8!?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
if you're in an area where knifepoint robberies and unarmed violence are common, those batons are a lifesaver. they let you stay out of stabbing range, are easy to carry, and are faster to deploy than a gun
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
switchblades being illegal is so fucking dumb. i'm allowed to carry a flamethrower around with zero permits anywhere except california, maryland, and national parks. i'm allowed to own a rocket launcher with a bayonet affixed to the front. i'm allowed to purchase fully functioning military-grade field artillery and display it out on my lawn if i have the right permits and undergo a couple extra background checks. but god FORBID i own a two-inch switchblade
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Like many laws, the legality of switchblades comes down to regulating the historical American frontier mindset alongside the legitimate desire to prevent people from casually carrying concealed lethal weaponry, all with a healthy dose of overreaction to greasers. Tony isn't exactly cruising around with a flamethrower on his hot rod but he very much might stab a dude.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
switchblades being illegal is so fucking dumb. i'm allowed to carry a flamethrower around with zero permits anywhere except california, maryland, and national parks. i'm allowed to own a rocket launcher with a bayonet affixed to the front. i'm allowed to purchase fully functioning military-grade field artillery and display it out on my lawn if i have the right permits and undergo a couple extra background checks. but god FORBID i own a two-inch switchblade
Switchblades and brass knuckles are legal on a federal level but can be regulated on a state or local level.
Like many laws, the legality of switchblades comes down to regulating the historical American frontier mindset alongside the legitimate desire to prevent people from casually carrying concealed lethal weaponry, all with a healthy dose of overreaction to greasers. Tony isn't exactly cruising around with a flamethrower on his hot rod but he very much might stab a dude.
It's more knee-jerk reactionism and politicians being absolutely retarded.
kek, I knew it. you people are PROUD of your shit taste. and imagine thinking six figures is impressive. fuck, man, the likes of Hussie and whatever the fuck the VG Cats guy's name is had the decency to overstep their bounds and fuck themselves up but old internet nobodies like this and Fuckley are satisfied milking a meager existence out of shite perspective. makes me sick, motherfucker, how far we done fell
These retards pay subscriptions to the loser that makes these shitty comics, so they're proud paypigs for someone they supposedly hate. Essentially lolcow simps.
Arguably the most pathetic, lowest form of life on Cinemaphile.
>These retards pay subscriptions to the loser that makes these shitty comics
Reminder that you're too autistic to understand that those people were joking, and that not even the OP pays Hueof any money
Technically, he's a millionaire if he makes the upper bounds of his projected Patreon-bux. I'm sorry you think its pathetic that Dr. Stabbins is more more than even people at the Big Two for shitting out this subpar comic, but even six figures isn't a "meager existence" by any stretch of the imagination.
[...] >thinking Cinemaphile actually pays to read this >thinking Cinemaphile period actually pays for any of their hobbies
I know /rs/ has been gone for years now, but you can't possibly be THAT stupid.
>It was a prank, bro!
Who for?
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/139948484/#q139993560
The fun thing about posting a link to that thread is seeing that literally everyone else in the thread (including the person who actually OPs these threads), calls him a fucking moron for doing so.
Yeah, one of them was me, someone that hasn't read a page of this webcomic since the redhead tranny "You're beautiful." page, and no more than five pages ever.
Even as a teen Horse Girl Hannalore knew how valuable horse semen was. She'd never waste her thoroughbred prize studs on some gloomy loser... but the family did have donkeys.
Even as a teen Horse Girl Hannalore knew how valuable horse semen was. She'd never waste her thoroughbred prize studs on some gloomy loser... but the family did have donkeys.
QC is one of those comics where everything has this very big undercurrent of horny, but the creator doesn't actually do anything with it.
>Comic was originally full of college-age folks fucking; no fucking whatsoever now >Original girl with big tits dates a giant robot lady; we will never see or total know if they have sex >Trans character fuck Main character; we will never know who pitches and who catches >Blue robot specifically gets a turbo hot body to fuck one of her friends; they never fuck because of a contrived plot wrinkle about him technically "owing her" because of how much he chipped in to pay for said body >trans character's brother and his twunk coworker fall for the same girl; they end up fucking one another instead of her >several girls with MASSIVE tits get introduced; none of them ever fuck or do anything lewd >conspicuously e-boi-like girl gets introduced and shown to lose all inhibition when drunk/high; no-one has so much as hugged her
>Original girl with big tits dates a giant robot lady; we will never see or total know if they have sex
No, they definitely did. What we don't know is if Bubbles used a dong attachment, but you can infer that from the dialog if you want.
If Sven and May's sex was anything to go off of, they probably scissored and Bubbles powerfully vibrated her crotch. Then again, she DOES have a mysterious butthole, so she might also have a switchblade clit.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Female military robots have human-standard genitalia for tactical reasons: if captured, it's better (from a casualty perspective) to be sold into sexual slavery than killed.
Nothing about what dr. e-boi said implied she didn't want to be rawdogged in a bouncy castle, she just thinks they're nasty. Maybe she's down for that.
kek, I knew it. you people are PROUD of your shit taste. and imagine thinking six figures is impressive. fuck, man, the likes of Hussie and whatever the fuck the VG Cats guy's name is had the decency to overstep their bounds and fuck themselves up but old internet nobodies like this and Fuckley are satisfied milking a meager existence out of shite perspective. makes me sick, motherfucker, how far we done fell
Technically, he's a millionaire if he makes the upper bounds of his projected Patreon-bux. I'm sorry you think its pathetic that Dr. Stabbins is more more than even people at the Big Two for shitting out this subpar comic, but even six figures isn't a "meager existence" by any stretch of the imagination.
[...]
These retards pay subscriptions to the loser that makes these shitty comics, so they're proud paypigs for someone they supposedly hate. Essentially lolcow simps.
Arguably the most pathetic, lowest form of life on Cinemaphile.
>thinking Cinemaphile actually pays to read this >thinking Cinemaphile period actually pays for any of their hobbies
I know /rs/ has been gone for years now, but you can't possibly be THAT stupid.
all right, cue the art of them fucking
It should be art of Liz bullying Hanners. Give her a taste of what being on the giving end is.
I was thinking Hanners trying to bully Liz but being endearingly bad at it (although for Liz it's more annoying than endearing)
Doesn’t her mother have robot horses?
If her mother had horses she's make glue out of them to sell
She uses them to get pillow talk from horse girls for corporate espionage.
>here comes the one of the old non-specifically mentally ill young women to speak with the new non-specifically mentally ill young woman. Maybe they'll go to the coffee shop and she can meet the non-specifically mentally ill young woman Dora just hired
>non-specific
I'm pretty sure Hanners is supposed to be severely obsessive-compulsive and mentally retarded (not in a genetic way, in a "was raised by crazy people that ensured she didn't have proper socialization skills and therefore caused her to be very naive for her age" way)
This. She was almost VIOLENTLY OCD and anxious.
Oh. You meant that literally.
Why would a stick be illegal?
Brass Knuckles and Switch Blades are illegal on a Federal level. Even states and their cities have seperate gun restrictions.
Why would a stick be illegal?
So you can't "stick" it to the man
It's very specifically a weapon that CAN be lethally used but has no license for its use and is completely unassuming to anyone who doesn't know what it is (as opposed to, say a knife or taser). I'm guessing it was easier to just make them illegal instead of forcing regulations on them.Massachusetts and California are the only states where they're illegal, so make of that what you will.
Its a concealed weapon. Dont play dumb.
It’s a stick. If I put a rock in my pocket is that illegal?
Its a metal device specifically designed to savagely beat people. They hide away in a pocket and deploy in 1 second. The tip is weighted and rounded to concentrate force and break bones. Its essentially a modern mace for unarmored targets.
The only reasons to own one are to
1. Be an actual thug who beats people
2. LARP as a thug
I don't think it NEEDS to be illegal, but I'm not gonna get all 2nd amendmenty about something which has no other practical or sporting use.
If carrying a gun is legal then carrying literally anything else lesser than a gun should also be legal. That includes a stick.
I've seen one of these in use. Living at a row of townhouses. New girl starts coming around to the neighbor's. Some jerk ex-boyfriend (presumably? I didn't know the people well.) hides behind the fence and when she goes out for a smoke, he jumps her and whacks her a few times. My neighbor comes out, starts yelling, and the assailant runs off. Girl is bruised and crying. Neither of them call the cops cause they're both meth heads.
That's the caliber of human that is buying these things. I'm fully ok not arming druggies with convenient beating devices.
I moved the fuck out of that neighborhood a while later.
Thugs are going to carry and use whatever weapon they want regardless of if it’s illegal. Why should a useless law intended to target them make it harder for me to defend myself from them?
Ignorant waste of quints.
>If carrying a gun is legal
It's not in most places.
And when it is, you usually need a permit.
Oy, U got ah loucince foor dat Tee Vee M8!?
if you're in an area where knifepoint robberies and unarmed violence are common, those batons are a lifesaver. they let you stay out of stabbing range, are easy to carry, and are faster to deploy than a gun
switchblades being illegal is so fucking dumb. i'm allowed to carry a flamethrower around with zero permits anywhere except california, maryland, and national parks. i'm allowed to own a rocket launcher with a bayonet affixed to the front. i'm allowed to purchase fully functioning military-grade field artillery and display it out on my lawn if i have the right permits and undergo a couple extra background checks. but god FORBID i own a two-inch switchblade
Like many laws, the legality of switchblades comes down to regulating the historical American frontier mindset alongside the legitimate desire to prevent people from casually carrying concealed lethal weaponry, all with a healthy dose of overreaction to greasers. Tony isn't exactly cruising around with a flamethrower on his hot rod but he very much might stab a dude.
Switchblades and brass knuckles are legal on a federal level but can be regulated on a state or local level.
It's more knee-jerk reactionism and politicians being absolutely retarded.
You might use it to injure an underprivileged minority who needs your money more than you do.
What about a pointed stick?
If you can't defend yourself from fruit how could you hope to fight off someone with a stick
It's an expanding steel rod made for beating the shit out of people. They're heavier than they look.
I remember Hanners being the funniest part of this borish shitshow. Also, the art has gotten worse, or lazier.
>Dora and weapons
Where's that strip where she whips out that big knife from under her clothes
No, there's a broadsword behind the counter.
That's different. Also I found it.
LOL a kris dagger.
Mall ninja gear.
I'd say it's more of a cliched satanic sacrifice kind of dagger
short hair hanners is very cute
Jesus, look how expressive they are here. Was he off his meds when he drew this?
All these older comics are actually not terrible.
actual sword shown here
I forgot that Marten used to have hobbies.
original Hannelore looked psycho
And she rocked.
That was just a whole-ass character rewrite, huh?
Back when the comic actually gave a shit about things, they explained why she was basically a totally different character after her introduction.
WHEN IS MARTEN GOING TO DITCH CLAIRE AND BECOME A THROUPLE WITH HANNERS AND DR e-boi
>throuple
let's be real, it's just hanners and liz as a couple with marten serving as a living dildo
it’s still a step up from status quo, i.e. being worn like an old sock by claire every weekend
>No, we didn't have horses where I grew up. I have blown out my pussy with a King Stallion XXXL though. Is that a problem?
needs more sexo
Stop posting this garbage.
Reading it is like hanging out with retarded people who make you stupider by proxy.
must suck being so stupid you can't figure out filters on this braindead website
Maybe you should stop clicking on it and go on with your life.
So it's exactly like every other thread, then?
These retards pay subscriptions to the loser that makes these shitty comics, so they're proud paypigs for someone they supposedly hate. Essentially lolcow simps.
Arguably the most pathetic, lowest form of life on Cinemaphile.
>These retards pay subscriptions to the loser that makes these shitty comics
Reminder that you're too autistic to understand that those people were joking, and that not even the OP pays Hueof any money
>It was a prank, bro!
Who for?
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/139948484/#q139993560
The fun thing about posting a link to that thread is seeing that literally everyone else in the thread (including the person who actually OPs these threads), calls him a fucking moron for doing so.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/139948484/#q139994004
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/139948484/#q139995756
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/139948484/#q139994064
Yeah, one of them was me, someone that hasn't read a page of this webcomic since the redhead tranny "You're beautiful." page, and no more than five pages ever.
I'm seething so hard right now.
To make people like you seethe
Did those two ever bang?
Not yet
>Not yet
You say as it will happen eventually.
Oh, someone will draw it eventually
No, Hanners and the teen prodigy just met.
that's just a bunch of excuses
If you have time to know their name you have time to know them biblically. Inefficiency is not an excuse for laziness.
this is still going?
He makes between $22k-$88k A MONTH through Patreon alone. He be an idiot to stop.
so when liz was mercilessly bullied by a horse girl… was she ever forced to fuck a horse?
Even as a teen Horse Girl Hannalore knew how valuable horse semen was. She'd never waste her thoroughbred prize studs on some gloomy loser... but the family did have donkeys.
i made another one
Why does this milquetoast comic attract the most fucked-up degenerate people
People with something better to do with their time are off doing that thing.
QC is one of those comics where everything has this very big undercurrent of horny, but the creator doesn't actually do anything with it.
>Comic was originally full of college-age folks fucking; no fucking whatsoever now
>Original girl with big tits dates a giant robot lady; we will never see or total know if they have sex
>Trans character fuck Main character; we will never know who pitches and who catches
>Blue robot specifically gets a turbo hot body to fuck one of her friends; they never fuck because of a contrived plot wrinkle about him technically "owing her" because of how much he chipped in to pay for said body
>trans character's brother and his twunk coworker fall for the same girl; they end up fucking one another instead of her
>several girls with MASSIVE tits get introduced; none of them ever fuck or do anything lewd
>conspicuously e-boi-like girl gets introduced and shown to lose all inhibition when drunk/high; no-one has so much as hugged her
>Original girl with big tits dates a giant robot lady; we will never see or total know if they have sex
No, they definitely did. What we don't know is if Bubbles used a dong attachment, but you can infer that from the dialog if you want.
If Sven and May's sex was anything to go off of, they probably scissored and Bubbles powerfully vibrated her crotch. Then again, she DOES have a mysterious butthole, so she might also have a switchblade clit.
Female military robots have human-standard genitalia for tactical reasons: if captured, it's better (from a casualty perspective) to be sold into sexual slavery than killed.
Heph’s trying not to get into another hand-stabbing fugue. Things are very tame to avoid offending anyone.
Male horse on female human is eh. Dogs are far superior. Mares are good at least.
Last time I saw a conversation head this way I got a 1 day ban just for asking "wait, really?"
god i wanna draw this so bad but i don't know what hannelore von schwarzpunkt looks like. give us a picture heph
Terrible
tiny pointy boobs
somehow using the actual font seems unsportsmanlike compared to cutting up text like a ransom note
how do you know i'm not just really good at cutting and pasting text?
Kerning mostly, also the text focus is slightly different.
that's the dumbest schizo bullshit i've ever 100% agreed with
So by the logic of this scene, a late teen asked a 20sish woman if there was a bouncy castle... because she did NOT want them to be there.
Nani the fuck?
Nothing about what dr. e-boi said implied she didn't want to be rawdogged in a bouncy castle, she just thinks they're nasty. Maybe she's down for that.
>trauma dumping on strangers
yeah that feels pretty normal for jeph to think is okay
Has there been any time skipped, or was it literally yesterday that another new girl did it and then dragged Tanners into her drama?
Sex with Liz.
Liz is for being strapped into ever-more-deranged sexual contraptions for hours at a time by Hannelore
A bouncy house in zero gravity would be redundant.
the person who draws this. has to be like 40 by now, right? imagine THIS being your life's work
Comfortably making five figures monthly? Sign me the fuck up, just maybe without the manic depression and the hand stabby issues
For five figures a month I'll take a mild hand stabbing.
he could bump it up to six figures if he drew actual porn as bonus pictures instead of the lame-ass softcore shit he does like once a year
kek, I knew it. you people are PROUD of your shit taste. and imagine thinking six figures is impressive. fuck, man, the likes of Hussie and whatever the fuck the VG Cats guy's name is had the decency to overstep their bounds and fuck themselves up but old internet nobodies like this and Fuckley are satisfied milking a meager existence out of shite perspective. makes me sick, motherfucker, how far we done fell
Technically, he's a millionaire if he makes the upper bounds of his projected Patreon-bux. I'm sorry you think its pathetic that Dr. Stabbins is more more than even people at the Big Two for shitting out this subpar comic, but even six figures isn't a "meager existence" by any stretch of the imagination.
>thinking Cinemaphile actually pays to read this
>thinking Cinemaphile period actually pays for any of their hobbies
I know /rs/ has been gone for years now, but you can't possibly be THAT stupid.
43, according to wikipedia