In a very long time, after Jeph has analyzed engagement figures on his forums to see which characters his fans are reacting positively to, he'll vaguely map out plans to foreshadow the two most popular to become gay for each other over the course of 5 years
The joke about parked cars and hitting goes like "this guy's so dumb, he got run over by a parked car". Because a driver hitting a parked car literally happens all the time. The onus lies on the driver hitting something, so why would a parked car not be that something, Jeph? Jeph!
In fairness, I've seen friends who were gifted in high school because of the incredibly strict linear structure completely flounder in college once they were responsible for their own pace and schedule.
Once again, some actual drama happening, but there's actually no reason for us to be seeing it because these characters are going to vanish into the ether when Hacks realizes he has no idea how to write black characters and is just writing his bog standard quirky 20-something "woman" again.
So when are the characters going to do anything at all?
In a very long time, after Jeph has analyzed engagement figures on his forums to see which characters his fans are reacting positively to, he'll vaguely map out plans to foreshadow the two most popular to become gay for each other over the course of 5 years
even the mom is a mess
Yeah, and it's making me so hard, bro. I hope she actually makes an appearance so there some reference for lewds.
The joke about parked cars and hitting goes like "this guy's so dumb, he got run over by a parked car". Because a driver hitting a parked car literally happens all the time. The onus lies on the driver hitting something, so why would a parked car not be that something, Jeph? Jeph!
Happened to me twice. Parked, went into work, and got out to find somebody hit my car.
Reminder that people pay Jeph money thanks to these threads.
lmao so mad
I 100% believe that anon actually knows and interacts with people, but not only that, he actually knows and interacts with black people.
this moron might be the least convincing black character i’ve ever seen. she’s such a moron that:
(1) if she’s from a longtime american family she would have been bullied into suicide by the other black kids at school
(2) if she’s the child of immigrants they would have saved the money and sent her back to live with an aunt in lagos
She seems to have had a full ride scholarship for some reason.
In fairness, I've seen friends who were gifted in high school because of the incredibly strict linear structure completely flounder in college once they were responsible for their own pace and schedule.
For ~~*some*~~ reason
Mom's fault for driving while using a cell.
Holy shit I don't care about le wacky black chick
Once again, some actual drama happening, but there's actually no reason for us to be seeing it because these characters are going to vanish into the ether when Hacks realizes he has no idea how to write black characters and is just writing his bog standard quirky 20-something "woman" again.