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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i havent been on Cinemaphile in like 4 years and until then i relied completely on these threads to keep up with the comic
    what the frick happened in that time? i dont recognize any of these people
    where's marty and pintsize?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They’re dead.
      They all dead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like I remember genuinely enjoying this comic back in 2007. Has it always sucked, and I just grew out of it or what?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it was better, but also your tastes werent as refined. growth is important. but jephh has also regressed as he's leaned into pandering for those patreon bux. so... both.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It used to be a lot snappier; when I've gone back and reread segments when looking for a particular strip or just out of raw boredom it's easy to forget how much energy and passion was clear even if the art was less refined. I think that Jeph is in a rut decades in the making, and even when he's at a high point the stagnation is palpable.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It took awhile to get good, then ignoring some genuinely shitty takes from time to time it was pretty solid up to and including the lakehouse arc. The cancer really started to grow rapidly up to the robot fighting arena. After that the cancer got AIDS and it's been atrocious since,like the ratio of good to terrible was inverse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Marten is dating Claire, a trans girl with schrodinger's wiener. She got a job at a floating robot science facility (Cubetown) off the coast of canada, where there is an infinite supply of big tiddy goo girls that get vomited out of a big AI jellyfish. That's where they met Dr. e-girl, the girl in the orange dress. The other four women depicted are members of the rotating menagerie that Jeph cultivated while trying to find a character he enjoyed writing about the past few years. They have no attributes of note, though the black one is the new nadir for intelligence in the comic, barely squeaking past Raven and Emily.

      Jeph tried to write off Marten because he was bored with him but then had enough fun doing non-sequitur bullshit in Cubetown that he made that the primary focus. Pintsize is a robot twink now, dresses like a metrosexual who only owns articles of clothing worn by contestants of Double Dare 2000. Marigold is a twitch vtuber who makes millions of dollars, as is Claire's mother. Faye is dating a giant red warbot named Bubbles, and they own a robot repair shop together. They have a will they/won't they polycule with Marten's mom's stepkid and that kid's nonbinary twink friend. Hannelore is back and tan now, and spent enough time with yak shit that she lost her OCD. Tai and Dora have been "about to get married" for several IRL years. Steve died in Ukraine for reasons unrelated to his service to the CIA and deeply related to his insatiable lust for robotic prostitutes. Yelling Bird was killed by what appeared to be a kestrel. Robots can vote now but spend none of that effort to fix actual problems and instead invest their CPU cycles in having bread fetishes.

      I can elaborate further upon request.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot that Winslow is now a gay twink (straight), May is an Amazonian bimbo, and Momo went from chibi, to legal e-girl, to "looks like a high schooler who fricks older men."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thanks for the qrd
        what happened to the robot devil and police bot?
        i think they moved in together around when i stopped?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Robot devil got hit with the "oh frick this character showed up three times and so now I'm going to sandblast their personality off" gun, now she goes by Yay and mostly sits around being mildly lesbian while still threatening to skynet people. Much like Jeph, she has the power to do anything and listlessly tries to increase the amount of robot chicks wearing atheleisure rather than anything of note.

          Roko was the cop, she quit the force and then got landed on by crushbot so hard she needed a new chassis. The new one has shit drivers and gives her what the most sheltered and terminally online man imaginable might call body dysphoria; end result is she can't really control it consistently and it gives her the yips. Wants to frick Claire's brother but he's busy getting his fudge packed by a dude somehow whiter and more tire-shaped than the Michelin man, so she instead schlicks herself while huffing ciabatta bread.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i can confirm this anon's take, with one caveat
            i didnt think the new body on roko had any real difference, it was all perceived bullshit and she's just got mental problems

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I was giving it a more charitable read and being glib for brevity. I do agree it's largely psychosomatic, and in the hands of a more capable author the various facets of robot chassis being treated as personal expression, vital necessities for cohabitation with humans, and incomplete physical manifestations of a digital self would be absolutely fascinating. Jeph just does nothing with it whatsoever because it would interfere with him using robots as standins for various minorities or disaffected groups at random.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Marten should meet up with Clinton now that they have a lot more in common - both struck out with women and thus are relegated to being genetic dead ends with men who are frankly both shit company.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The "Roko has body dysmorphia" shit was so hilarious when he has an established transwoman he could use to explore that concept, but, as always, goes back to the safety and ambiguity of the robots

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              the safety and ambiguity is the point, he isn't knowledgeable enough to actually handle the topics with real people

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Hence why we refer to Claire being schrodinger's wiener / having schrodinger's wiener. She may as well be a cishet woman at this point, but El Jefe needs to keep the diversity points up, which simultaneously giving her the fantasy experience of never facing adversity about her gender.

              Wouldn't want another hand impailment from Jeph doing a little storyline where someone confuses her with her brother and she dissociates a little wrong, do we?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I still think it’s weird Claire and Clinton aren’t twins. I like to think they’re secretly twins but they just tell people they’re not.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's honestly more of a "Clinton's design came first, so his sister and mom are just him with boobs and him with boobs and crows feet" thing. If they ever show their dad, I'm willing to bet that he's literally "Clinton with slight balding and a beard".

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah, I know that Juph has a bad problem with sameface and that’s why every characters’ relatives are just clones of that character. But what I don’t get is why he didn’t take the one opportunity to have an actual good excuse for it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            didnt roko's body stop her getting into an horrific accident? it seemed dumb that that's what would give her body dysphoria

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Well being born with the wrong body stopped trans people from being not alive

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                most of them solve that problem themselves though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Marten was literally in yesterday's comic and pintsize was in one 3 comics ago. they're shells of their former selves (with pintsize literally being in a new body) but they're still around.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did frick the to it happened already? There was a fake out era where we pondering if Marten and his female lover are going to leave the comics forever

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drawbro, maybe Dr e-girl is torn between/is mind-broken by Ayo's saggers and FFCT's fat fricking chuuni breasts? Or maybe she's sampling one to the jealousy of the other?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I din't knoe Godzilla was the DJ

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanna see the tiny nerd get wasted and slobber all over everyone elses huge tittys in a breast envious lust.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even think it's breast envy, I think it's more like when your friend has a massive fluffy high-maintenance dog that you get to shower in affection and pet as much as you want but need to do zero upkeep for. 100% upside for everyone but the owner.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want someone to make a robot girl pregnant.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dr e-girl is supposed to have an accent? How come Kegh doesn’t write it phonetically, like he does with Roko’s boston accent?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because her being Dutch is literally just justification of him making some stupid joke about a TV show a few strips ago. If she'd been Dutch from the get go, she would have screamed at Hanners in Dutch when she was drunk and thought Marten was talking to her 4th Grade nemesis.

  8. 1 month ago
    sage

    doctor e-girl has to like anal. all the stunted girls do.

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