>quiet evening at home
>sit down in front of the chess board to continue learning from my book about basic chess introduction
>hear the neighbor zoomer couple having sex
true story, I am here to suffer
>quiet evening at home
>quiet evening at home
>sit down in front of the chess board to continue learning from my book about basic chess introduction
>hear the neighbor zoomer couple having sex
true story, I am here to suffer
chess is fine but nobody sits down for a whole evening of learning chess from a book. Join a club so you can hang out with all the 70 year old men who've been playing their entire lives.
Get a better hobby is basically what I am saying to you. Its worth having a chess set in the house for some idle fun if there really is nothing else to do I guess. But it's just another board game like monopoly and battleship and should never be regarded as more than that
>nobody sits down for a whole evening of learning chess from a book.
That's exactly what you do if you want to improve, bro.
I remember when the world went apeshit during the cold war, when the US Monopoly team was playing against USSR, yeah
It wasn't about chess it was about cold war tensions and beating the Soviets, if the US and Soviets had monopoly teams and they played each other you bet your ass it would have been a big deal.
Especially from the Soviet side. “To catch up with and beat America” was pretty much their state motto for ages.
>chess is fine but nobody sits down for a whole evening of learning chess from a book
what are chess videogames?
>Don't sit down and read about chess go out and hang out with people who play chess, get a hobby losah!
seriously have a nice day
You will improve a hundred percent faster playing an actual person than learning from a book.
Imagine trying to learn sailing -only- from a book.
>You will improve a hundred percent faster playing an actual person than learning from a book.
It's completely the opposite. A book will explain a tactic in 10 minutes, but you have to play hundreds of thousands of hours to figure it out by yourself.
"learning tactics" doesn't mean shit when one move by your opponent brings your whole plan crashing down. just pick three openings you like and play the goddamn game. stop acting lik you're anywhere near 2200.
You are a fricking moron.
You already killed your own bloodline LMAO
bloodline is no a real thing, it's a lottery ticket, the only thing you can share to the person is education or knowledge if you have any .
DNA has no bloodline.
>But it's just another board game like monopoly and battleship and should never be regarded as more than that
It’s even worse because it requires no imagination whatsoever, it’s a purely logical game made for autists
the reason not to play chess is because it's mainstream again and everyone will think you're a twitch stream watching manchild
you're way too concerned with what other people think.
If your vernacular isn’t comprised of twitch memes you’re probably not raising any alarms
>But it's just another board game like monopoly and battleship and should never be regarded as more than that
chess is art my friend. chess is science. chess is war and it is love. it is chaos and it is elegance. chess is the whole of the human experience in an 8x8 board.
>It's x and it's y, it is ying and yang, ching and chong
Yawn
>entirely closed system of 8x8 positions and so many pieces with logical rules.
>basically a memory game
>todays most basic computers can beat grandmaster human players
>anything at all like the human experience
>bro, just memorize it
meanwhile in chess:
>After both players move, 400 possible board setups exist. After the second pair of turns, there are 197,742 possible games, and after three moves, 121 million.
Yet only 3-5 of those moves are viable and optimal. Curious.
Wrong.
Not really. At any given board there's only so much correct moves you can do. After the first opening moves you are pretty much locked in and your options to "experiment" narrows.
what do you mean by 'correct moves'?
Not him, but since chess computers are better than human players, they are better at calculating the correct moves, those that result in a higher value than the other moves.
so you'd just have to memorize what stockfish top 3 moves are in every opening, every main line, every sideline as well as to every single reply your opponent makes that is not a correct move
that is truly wrong. An aggressive player will create new routes after the first three moves. All the GMs and IMs haver memorized every significant game and the best ones can deviate in an instant to create an advantage.
Judit Polgar killed Carlsen in 19 moves by making a new line of attack at move 14 that Magnus never saw coming. That's why she was so great.
You know, there are also peiple that fall from the third story and land without injury. That doesnt mean it is likely to happen.
not really , there are a couple hundred valid attacks/ defenses that most players use. The key is to know how to use and , moreover, how to counter them
from 0 to midwit in record time
Bang on the wall and tell them if they don't keep their mouths shut you're going to frick them up or call the police.
seriously, just do that. Most people are huge pussies and will frick off if you put your foot down
be a man
>I'll call the police on you for having sex!
really?
For disturbing your neighbors yeah.
What a homosexual lmao
Be considerate.
Like crying in front of a baby to get it to shut the frick up? yeah that works sometimes
>Like crying in front of a baby to get it to shut the frick up? yeah that works sometimes
It's totally a joy killer, because they're mammal brains are focused on the gratification of the orgasm and act itself, so you are basically using sound frequency to disrupt they're sensorial focus, it will work all the time any time no matter what type of person is.
And I'm not even joking or some, I really did this 1 time , during my life was the only couple that I hear having sex, maybe the others are quiet or some. I was funny , because even after they stop the moaning , I would still continue fake moaning around the house doing my daily home stuff , I like everything organized and clean, so I do a lot of clean and organize stuff while i am at home.
amateur, I would emulate they're sex mooning sounds in such morbid way they would stop automatically without orgasm .
>I did this once, my neighbors in apartment above me were practicing fornication at 4pm , yea during the afternoon , while I was in my room ( lucky bastards having fun huh ), well I start to make such obnoxious mooning sounds, pure mockery for 20 seconds was more then enough, never heard them since
>moaning sounds
Sorry for the english I'm a gypsy from euro zone
>I'll threaten you with physical violence for having sex and call the cops on you!
lmao the police will show up just to arrest you anon, you aren't allowed to threaten people with violence in real life unlike Cinemaphile
lmao no one will do shit. if you tell them to shut the frick up or else they either will or they'll get so mad about it that they'll come knockin on your door which would be double hilarious since they were the ones making the noise.
dude I've lived next to an autist like you before, it just made the sex even hotter to hear you impotently bang on the wall while I sexually dominate my girlfriend
you are lucky I'm not your neighbor, you should ear me moaning , what a blast it would be, i've dominated the frequency of the sex killer , your girl would not handle my banshee moaning chants
then I can call the cops on you lmao
>I there 911 , pls I need help some guy is making noise moaning like having sex in his apartment next to me .
>hmm ok sir we will make a tax waste routine visit for a nothing burger, thanks for wasting our time once again, next time there is a real emergency we might take longer then usual..
you also said you would be making threats
too late you got dabbed on
Nope my only posts on this thread were these
Never mentioned calling police because people were making noise having sex. I would just make my sounds , and you would not even had chance to call the police over my moaning fake sounds , they are not even loud , but they penetrate your ears like the sounds of a mermaid
Well, my dick would be penetrating your ears like a mermaid's dick.
it's actually possible that while you are fornicating your girlfriend and earing my mermaid moaning you would start fantasying about me , I have this effect in "heterosexual" chads, it's fine , the year is 2022
your only experience you've mentioned is doing it once for 20 seconds, your neighbors probably thought you were dying or something, I would keep banging my gf. Your sample size is crap and you've become way too overconfident based on one experience, I mean from literally one time you're spinning off a yarn about mammalian brains
Yes in 20 seconds they stop making sounds it's real , but I did not stop my mermaid chants while I was cleaning my place, we cross paths couple of times after and obvious they though I was a weirdo but it's fine, the year is 2022, being weird is the new cool. Meanwhile they bought another house anyway, that suburb was crap anyway , good for them, I moved too few years after . I think the building construction was crap, many people complaining they would ear any slight sound. I think the walls were too thin
yeah you would not do well with the cops at your door asking even basic questions, your schizoness would get you arrested
No because I don't need to make loud sounds, I mastered the frequency of moaning, you would still ear it but not loud enough to involve police .
Would you call police cause some guy next to you was moaning at very low dB level inside his house? That's just a waste of police resources since the moaning is not even load at all . That does not make sense, the police would laugh and I would laugh with them and tell them about the mermaid tale
all of this conversation aside, anon, it is imperative that you avoid talking to cops. You are too mentally ill to be able to navigate a basic conversation with them, you may end up in a 72 hour hold, arrested, or otherwise beaten up. You should absolutely avoid doing anything that may result in a situation where cops show up
Are you even serious with your projection?
Look in your own mirror perhaps?
And I know police officers btw, have zero trouble with law and I am not at all anti police , I am actually very pro police
ok dolphin boy
Thanks , that was actually cool.
Dolphins are amazing animals, they don't even look like they are from this planet, they look alien to me, not like grey aliens or some like the typical tv series folklore, but like "alien" type animals that would exist in other planets and not this one
>I would keep banging my gf.
It's odd if you make sex and your neighbors next door listen, some people have fetish about being out loud when having sex, like they like to be heard or others notice that they are having sex. You can have intense sex without making big noise deal out of it . I never ear my neighbors having sex, if you ear them having sex you automatically know they are attention prostitutes
banging on the wall is so stupid i have this neighbor who does it every time my speakers make remotely bassy sound past 11 pm. once she screamed something like "shuut up" even though i was just talking on the phone at normal volume, like ur allowed to do at any time. last time she knocked i had enough and coughed as loudly as i could several times.
it was relevant too because she'd been coughing for a while almost nonstop, maybe she had covid. but it felt so good. next time she knocks im going to cough as loudly and many times as i can too, throw in any exaggerated sneeze i can too.
what can she complain about? that her neighbors cough? i dont understand people who think they are privileged to complete silence when they live in an apartment. if you want silence get your own house. that's what i plan to do and if i failed and had to deal with occasional noise i would hold myself solely responsible.
there's places where complete solitude is a massive privilege at any time of day
There are acceptable levels of noise when living in an apartment and then there are the jerka who listen to music during the night.
I would say that but have in mind that this is a personal opinion, when I listen music at home I tend to have the sound ambient so usually the neighbors don't listen I think. But some people like to have louder bass, personally i dont do it because i dont like to listen to loud music at home anymore .
But yea I get what you trying to say, you know sometimes people will complain over the slightest shit that don't even have sense.
Wish I had a more isolated house too with a nice land around , not totally isolated from people but with a good distance in between. Living in apartments sucks
Nah, that won`t work. You know what does though? Screaming stuff like "harder, deeper! you can do it champ! i believe in you!" or "louder! i`m almost there!!". Most people would feel embarrassed or grossed out, lose concentration and get flaccid. There is always the chance that they are into that though... and you know, you can never casually meet them in the hall of the building ever again but that`s life i guess.
>and you know, you can never casually meet them in the hall of the building ever again
Or you can actually can, and that is the best part.
And yes if you start saying that stuff you mention, it's not about being embarrassed I think, it will screw with they're attention span because they are focus on something and the other noises will overwhelm they're brains .
Because they are having sex but at same time they are listen to that
>"harder, deeper! you can do it champ! i believe in you!"
It's impossible they can have the full experience of the act while listen to that shit lmao, imagine you trying to coom and your neighbor saying let's fricking go bull , yea deeper aaaaaaaaaaaaa , you gonna coom champ, that's my boy lol
I like to play chess. 🙂
start yelling "Black person" and see what they do
>aya
I want to sex her.
Now, if the situation escalates, you know what to do.
10/10 kino movie
no one cares about chess unless a cute girl playing who is also really good. hence your OP pic and movie
that said i think there's a movie on bobbie fishcher thats good; but i forget
Pawn Sacrifice with Tobey. It's ok.
>be me
>watch sherlock holmes game of shadows
>"wow chess is so cool"
>practice lichess against bot
>solve chess puzzles
>finally muster up courage to do real match against a stranger
>opponent makes his first move
>"frick that was so fast"
>look at the timer
>keeps ticking
>panic
>quit game
moron
thats the point fellow moron
shut up, moron
Go >>>> Chess
Plebs.
next time download those high pitched sounds that drive dogs mad and blast them on your sound system
Sex is gay and unironically makes everyones lives worse in the modern context.
It's ok , but some people are just delusional about it and need to social validate themselves making loud moaning noises like monkeys.
Normal couples have intense sex and yet you don't notice they are having it .
When they make too much noise you know something is off
i know this feel
I had a reality check back when I was playing wow as usual and some neighbors were having rough and loud sex right behind my back, behind the wall
I could hear him slamming durning doggy style, her moan everything
and I was just sitting there in my dark room playing names
then I realized I was the problem for sitting there doing nothing while people have the time of their life
Pathetic waste of oxygen
sex is fun and all, but grinding mmorpgs is a feeling that being with women can never recreate
maybe you just need to socialize more, sex is something temporary sometimes lasts 15 minutes and that's it , you ejaculate and it's done. Yet spending time with friends and socializing having a busy fulfill day can be also very rewarding and longer last .
Many times you are having sex and you don't even enjoy the person besides the sex instincts , once you are done you just want to get frick out away from the person , you just want to release the coom .
Now if you start to get being more social, that will open doors to many stuff including sex.
loud moaning from women during rough sex is fake. women come from external stimulation and hitting the cervix is painful. so you were just listening to people lying to each other.
I totally believe is some neurotic thing going on in they're brains, you can have intense sex without one single loud moaning and only heavy breath most of the time since your cardio is getting higher.
If I am with a women and she starts making loud noises or cringe moaning I will never have sex with her again that is for sure
>hear the neighbor
maybe you should learn how to make some money instead of chess
What property did you buy?
Solved game. AI can consistently dunk on human players. Just run it in on your phone then beat everybody. No skill involved just memorization.
Also this show and anya is for BPD women and simps. Reconsider your impressionable mind and simping OP
>Just run it in on your phone then beat everybody.
It is a gentleman's game, scum.
OP here. I think they're about to frick again. She's giggling.
Jerk off to it, imagine she's your childhood friend or something
say hello to the true GOAT
How many times I gotta tell you boy, chess ain't supposed to be fun?
Not so much fun now is it? Getting to be less fun every second.
When they finish, clap and cheer or play an audience cheering loudly. It won't happen again. Or, record it and play it back when they're trying to sleep or something.