Yon Edition
>Bloodgames Season 1 starts June 25th at
https://www.fishtank.live
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive
>What is Bloodgames?
Fishtank is back, but before we head into our third season we bring you Fishtank All-Stars vampire Bloodgames-- a real life first person RPG game occupied by your favorite characters from fishtank fame. 6 all stars return to camp out in the woods for 14 days. Their objective: stay alive and don't get bit. During the day, players may visit the town, explore locations, loot for supplies, or fortify their camp. At night, the monsters come out to play. Fish must avoid the vampires, level up, and brave the unpredictable elements. Beware: your bitten allies may come back to get you. They know your camp well.
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>What do I do with item drops?
Consume them for XP, craft them into rarer items worth more XP
https://fishtank.guru/
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Sam Hyde is a gay israeli child rapist owned by Peter Thiel
>Sam Hyde is a gay israeli child rapist owned by Peter Thiel
Sam Hyde is a gay israeli child rapist owned by Peter Thiel
>Sam Hyde is a gay israeli child rapist owned by Peter Thiel
Sam Hyde is a gay israeli child rapist owned by Peter Thiel
>Sam Hyde is a gay israeli child rapist owned by Peter Thiel
Sam Hyde is a gay israeli child rapist owned by Peter Thiel
>Sam Hyde is a gay israeli child rapist owned by Peter Thiel
Sam Hyde is a gay israeli child rapist owned by Peter Thiel
>Sam Hyde is a gay israeli child rapist owned by Peter Thiel
Sam Hyde is a gay israeli child rapist owned by Peter Thiel
>Sam Hyde is a gay israeli child rapist owned by Peter Thiel
Sam Hyde is a gay israeli child rapist owned by Peter Thiel
>Sam Hyde is a gay israeli child rapist owned by Peter Thiel
Sam Hyde is a gay israeli child rapist owned by Peter Thiel
>Sam Hyde is a gay israeli child rapist owned by Peter Thiel
Sam Hyde is a gay israeli child rapist owned by Peter Thiel
>Sam Hyde is a gay israeli child rapist owned by Peter Thiel
Sam Hyde is a gay israeli child rapist owned by Peter Thiel
>Sam Hyde is a gay israeli child rapist owned by Peter Thiel
Sam Hyde is a gay israeli child rapist owned by Peter Thiel
>Sam Hyde is a gay israeli child rapist owned by Peter Thiel
Sam Hyde is a gay israeli child rapist owned by Peter Thiel
Channing you need another bodyslam if you want anyone to believe you
Why don’t you start markyposting on iFunny now that they’re a sponsor and see what happens
this show is fricking gay and if you watch this shit you gay homie kill yo self homie
best girl
Not with that warthog nose ring
Despite the nose ring
Not til she gets rid of the thing.
we love the nose ring actually
the nose ring is great wtf if she gets too annoying just hold a battery to it and it should straighten her out
absolutely love her voice, good god imagine her stroking your hair while she holds your head in her lap while whispering sweet nothings..TJ is a gay if he's not insisting she do this multiple times a day
She's too busy being a prostitute to even have time for that.
>absolutely love her voice,
fricking gay and a beta b***h. have a nice day. mommy issues having homosexual.
if you haven't learned to appreciate the subtly beautiful things about women like their voice, laugh, smile, mannerisms, etc. you're either 14 or have mommy issues yourself, gay
donjolly.com
>these threads are a great example of sunk cost fallacy. simps/npcs won't understand this is more for those of you who might wake up. You have wasted your time, energy and possibly money on this shitshow. you now think "no its not that bad muh jet sam" and you're completely wrong. this show is bad real bad. sam is actively making this shit worse and worse too ween you off this aids. don't waste your precious time on this dogshit. stop funding garbage content so sam can amass enough sheckals to buy a million dollar ferrari from 1992.
>you've sunken enough or your time into this turd you can still pull out and function. letty is everything wrong with modern women she has breasts a lot of women do get over it.
she has better breasts than most women tbqh. possibly even taylor.
Letty is sexual kino
cope and seethe
Are you the Big guy?
QRD on the last couple of hours?
literally nothing happened
Jimmy was slain by a vamp before being revived, John hasnt been wearing his googles, keeps whining about not having axes, just generally being a tard, thats about it
It's raining. Lack of steady cam or night vision means no one can see shit.
Who's ready for the severe thunderstorms to roll through?
>TAI!
>JACKASS!
Jimmy's about to beat a woman
This was just from him watching. Imagine him with Jon's role.
Jon is too fricking moronic for this, he won't RP, he won't go down cause he does not understand the rules
Most Neptunian moment? Most Goranian moment?
The fire rises
What the frick am I doing with my life that I'm watching these 30+ year old idiots bumble around a forest with cap guns?
>30+ year old idiots
nobody there is 30+ except scott and tai
smella smogs <3
>delay the combat by an hour to farm TTS
>it is now pitch black
>the vampires are wearing all black
NEPTUNIAN
I love Mama Juju!
white man's burden
gaining eyebrows really did wonders goddamnnnn
Thanks
i need to treat her chest's mosquito bites with some cream
>tay talks about how her entire family is watching
>apologizes to them because she "hasn't been home in a while"
>calls some white trash son of a meth head alcoholic she fricked after he gave her $50 her "wiener buddy"
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Jon is the main character.
What's the verdict on Day 2 of Jet Niptune's Bloodgames?
KKK militia kino
Xavier and Sam were the only highlights
I still don't know if I even like it. I lay in bed and listen to it on 5% volume. Bad outsider art meme show asmr.
Xavier carried hard, Jon's introduction improved everything immensely, WAY less lag. So far Im really enjoying myself
All of the effort was put into sculpting the arena and it looks really good
its so bad im watching ford vs ferrari instead
Think I'm gonna watch that new mad max movie
good idea I am too
>its so bad youre watching modern slop
grim indeed
Can director cam just focus on wet mama juju instead of this cringe battle
>don't fricking touch me, you Black person
what the heck did vance mean by this?
Jerma mogs
they should honestly rip off some of the doll-house stuff
jermas fanbase dress up like women and jerk off while roleplaying anime children in his chat
homosexual
boston Jerma was great, it all started to go downhill once he went west.
that zoomer needs to give him back
remembering this garbage happening and getting praised to hell makes me appreciate fishtank so much more. even with its problems at least it's not this shitty sanitized twitch trash
meh, jerma's always just been a clean funny dude, it's not really a 'sanitization' thing. I liked it for what it as
they didn't say Black person a single time, actual unwatchable slop
The chat poll in every scenario that was just A (boring), B(rude), or C(gay) and having C win nearly every time also ruined the show knowing his fanbase was responsible for majority of the votes
>post 2019 jerma
more satanic than fishtank
that's pretty fricking funny actually
wtf broke?
how many fricking vamps did jet hire? there's been at least 50 killed in the past 30 minutes...
Special guest star…
Letty needs to verbalize her spells. "Fireball!" "Ice bolt!"
Jimmy is king.
>no link to donjolly.com
The unpredictable bad weather will continue
>Tay: "I aint no bawd like Letty!"
>Also Tay: fricks a fan after he bought a plushie and only knowing him for 20 days
s there any wrong with rimming a Twink???
Why doesn't she call Letty a bawd now? What's with Tay pretending to be friendly and kind all of a sudden?
imitation is the greatest from of flattery
Fake scaredy cat b***h, she couldnt handle the heat from Letty. Tayleigh would fold
>anon incapable of fricking a girl withing 20 days of meeting her
self-report
>only knowing him for 20 days
massive self-report
What the FRICK is Tayleigh even doing???
sulking because she knows is over
So what’s the actual point of the game, do they die when the vampires hit them? Is there a way to “win” the show?
>Greg goes to a hotel at night
>Tay is sick or some gay shit and isnt participating
>Jon is mentally 10 and will never admit getting hit (failRP)
>Jimmy cant be trusted with weapons
>Letty has a FoV of 160 but the most useless
>Tai already used his invisibility potion
its so over
Why does Greg leave at night? Isn’t he a contestant? Tayleigh doesn’t participate in any scenarios either.
hes just filling in for vance
>>Jon is mentally 10 and will never admit getting hit (failRP)
he did this same shit during the s1 nerf battle.
All classic behavior
are you guys actively watching or have it on as background noise
background noise mostly. i check to see if letty, trish or taylor are on screen sometimes though.
I tab in between shitposts
Background noise
I’ve r
background noise
tried watching but its too fricking dark and the camera is all over the place
I don't watch I just donate. Sometimes I'll drop a cnote or two lol
Just like with S2, my eyes are glued to these threads while they morons scream on my second monitor
based seasoned fishtank veteran
Browsing the threads make this slop actually enjoyable
Genuinely don't know if I could've made it through the entirety of S2 without them
seconded. yep
Background noise. The audience is funnier than the show, regrettably
I only read the threads
homie I don’t watch the show I’m playing the new Elden Ring and starting arguments in these threads
Also playing ER right now. Very comfy
shadow of the erdtree is peak i've been having so much fun with it
How is Letty at 3 hearts if she was downed?
You only lose a band if you choose to revive yourself
if jimmy uses one of his health sticks it heals the damage
Jimmygays have the most broken minds
They are just like him
nah that's antijimmygays like yourself
Nuh uh
why are you fricking freaks so obsessed with trish
she is L I T E R A L L Y like half of the young adult women in california
She is incredibly hot.
that's what I'm saying though, phenotypes like hers are (mostly) all attractive (until 30) and they are all over the fricking place in california
This is the same place that simped for Tay, Trish is a 10 in comparison.
I don't think anyone is talking about him
they've never been to california
she's fun
trish delish
yes but this stream doesn't take place in CA. it takes place in motherfricking Rhode Island and the motherfricking woods with motherfricking autists. she's the most attractive girl there (arguably) second to taylor or bex. that's why people ape out on her.
Vance flight status?
uh oh
yeah
>I'm sick 🙁
How hard is it to point and shoot, Tayleigh
these threads make the show 10x better... is this what it's like watching movies with frens irl? 🙁
yes
Elder Vampire here. I don't need to pay for TTS or a fishtoy because of my vampire magic. Send in a stealth wave of the blonde vampire minion alone 1 hour after this horde ends. Her mission is to stealth attack Jon.
she better call him a homosexual if he doesnt go down
Ok TJ
There's no way Jon didn't get hit when he was flailing like a tard
he’s the main character
That would be Sensei Scott
If he cheats the vampire minions will report it back to Jet and he will be punished. They know if they hit him.
Nuh uh, he kiwwed dem fiwst
Letty wetty
Fricking turn TTS on so we can torture the junkie puke b***h.
did tayleigh seriously just call jimmy her own name?
There is a general sentiment that Tayleigh is one of the smarter fish but her past behavior suggests otherwise
>Goes out of her way to nonsensically antagonize people like TJ and Jon who would be much more helpful to her as allies
>Sam told her the key to winning season 2 is an uplifting character arc but instead she doubled down on debasing herself and abandoning her morals
>Physically assaults another contestant despite knowing a someone else was just disqualified for this same behavior
>Thinks letting Jet and the wigger crew attach an IV into her is a good idea
>Was consistently outwitted and outperformed during the Swamp Olympics by a mentally challenged person and someone who can't speak English
>Mistook the NPC that is an homage to the RE4 Merchant to be a Minecraft reference
>Thought the reference to HAL from 2001 was a reference to the Kirby dev HAL Laboratory
>Looks up to Jimmy during times when Jimmy is being an idiot
>Starts to gain the audience's respect by defying Frank and then immediately switches to become Frank's b***h and kisses him and talks about fricking him
>Finds the simple act of streaming to be a mental challenge
>Fails to understand how angles and mirrors work together so everyone saw her naked on the bathroom cam
>Thinks dressing like an edgy ten-year-old boy is cool
>Easily gaslit into shaving her head for no reason
Tai wants out
yeah hes gonna bail
The entertaining cast members will continue to be demoralized until the don delegation is recognized
We could've prevented this, all we had to do was acknowledge The Don
Somebody your posts will be appreciated, Donposter
donheads appreciate my work, that's all I care about
kek, Tai is done already.
>bring back "fan favorites" to rake in money for S3 (mauro is absolutely not a fan favorite but whatever, you're desperate)
>one of them loses almost all of her fans 24 hours before the show starts because they find out she's fricking some redneck that bought a $50 plushie from her
>cries to you in private to block any mention of him or fricking him on TTS
>somehow even worse at playing along than jon, ruins every bit by jim halperting to the camera
>is gone for the entire morning and literally nobody cares and the show is completely unaffected
>is sitting out the nighttime vampire attacks and literally nobody cares and the show is completely unaffected
It's time to kick Tayleigh off. No way Jet is making money by censoring TTSes for her and there are no simps left to shower her with praise. I'm pretty sure the only positive TTSes she's getting is from her "wiener buddy." Not only does she bring literally zero value to the show, but I'd argue her presence is negatively impacting it.
it's more of a test for the scale and tech they want to try for season 3 than a cash grab because i can't imagine they're making a ton of money from this
Bullshit?
Source: my ass
None of this has anything to do with season 3
she's killing the vibe
>Tai already over this shit
kek
why haven't they given tai alcohol yet
>tai wants to quit already
lmao
i just looked at lettys butt lol
what camera?
Lecherous pig
It seems the vampires have to run all the way back to town or somewhere to respawn.
someone was rinsin the clip goddamn
Xavier Gay fricks birds.
i hope someone clipped Tai checking his gun by looking down the barrel lmao
i know its a airsoft and he has goggles but it looked funny
Did they tell Tayleigh to do nothing or something?
did you see any of S2? thats kinda her whole thing
she produced the majority of the content especially down the stretch in s2, low iq mongrel
you are a maniac if you believe this
she was the de facto heel of the show once Jimmy left and played the role perfectly. Trish TJ and Shinji were absolutely nontent planks of wood. be serious.
she didn't do anything though. that was her "role" but she sucked at it because she didn't do anything
yeah dude 20 hours a day laying in bed or sleeping crocheting until the final week and a half
very awesome. content machine
>implying she has to be told to not do nothing
this is the exact thing she did during season 2 for the first 3 weeks. she just sat in bed by herself and did nothing because she's going through withdrawals from her homemade toilet meth
someone please tell me they took screenshots of that chubby blonde vampire
Bex?
I swear I've seen that girl-vamp with the thick meaty thighs more than once.. are they just being downed and getting back up and attacking again or some shit? I thought they had like 500 vamps on standby..
That's the blacksmiths wife. If it weren't for her fat ass thighs she'd be easy to confuse for Taylor cause of their hair.
you thought they had 500 extras?
just want to extend a double frick you to the anon that told me that it was just bugs when I called the rain out early
frickyoufrickyou
BOSS FIGHT
>the chick balancing the sword in her palm on her way back to spawn
Cute 🙂
>the vampire back at shitty trying to balance a sword on their palm
cute
I want Xavior so bad its not even funny
I might go downstairs and get some ice cream
what flava playa?
>one of those vamps hit me right in the face!
>didnt go down
Jon is so good at this!
Betty's future
It's Tayleigh's future (mother in law)
hot
was that josie in the mask that they cut to for a second?
Josie just did a stream dummy
oh I just saw the autistic balancing of the weapon and thought it was her
It's okay I kinda wish she were there too
>Jon will be level 20 by the end of the show from all the coddling
>sylvia forgotten
>damiel forgotten
This looked mad gay and cringe but I saw a clip of Sam on a dirt bike in a Vampire Hunter D outfit that made my sides exit. This is still trash in spite of things like that, right? I don't have time to dedicate hours to watching this.
so far it's s1 > 2.5 > s2
s2 week 1 mogs s1
Basically yes. Thereve been some funny moments but it’s mostly unwatchable
LET TRISH FIGHT
>one ah da vamps hit me wite in da fays
>*doesn't go down*
Jon doesn't understand he's supposed to go down if he gets hit
How much money have y'all spend so far?
nothing man i learned my lesson last season
seriously, I drunkenly spent like $400 last season
none, I’m saving tts for season 3
never donated
never made an account
never accessed the site
free flowstreams
neighbors wifi
homie….
What can you even buy this season other than TTS? I haven’t visited the actual website at all
Are all fish tankers smelly brown beaners like this anon?
I said I haven’t even used the website, you’d to need to have the spending habits of a Black person to give a dime to this show
$40 to flowstreams
from top ten paypig both seasons to none baby!!!
suck a wiener jet
Xavier unmasked?
I hope not
none. spent way too much on s2 and this format isn't doing it for me. i'll no doubt waste more once s3 starts.
>spending money on fishtank
Dude I was donating like $400 a day to Josie before I realized I need to scale back. Its easy to get lost in the moment plus TTS is so fricking based
>Dude I was donating like $400 a day to Josie
>Dude I was donating like $400 a day to Josie
thank you, the donations help with our kid 🙂
Common josiecel L
shut the frick up tayleigh
Jon is gonna us "hit them harder" as a blank check to hurt someone.
This legitimately sounds gay. What happened to Sam. He needs to cut Jet off and show us WP2 already.
insider here
world peace 2 in its current state is worse than any fishtank season by a lot. it's really awful
Yeah my Dad sweeps the floor at Nintendo and overheard they were insolvent.
it's never been remotely funny so that makes sense
This is bullshit but I believe it. The only leaked shots were extremely grim, and the rumors surrounding the early bawdfest preview were not good.
That and the floating release date don't give me much hope.
Seems like the Season 2 FT edit might be good at least
At least 2 of the skits will be good.
>t. was an extra in 2 of them
Saw an hour of it at mondo party. Was pretty good/decent nothing groundbreaking though.
>mondo party
WP2 is coming next summer after fishtank 3.5 airs, trust the plan
What the hell is going on with WP2 anyway? Didn't Sam say it would be out in the spring?
It was last winter, then spring, then summer, now it’s this winter..
It’s been finished . Look at distribution/vetting offers from networks.
I was slow clip that, least someone saw it
>"letty's kiwwed a shitton too"
awww
I feel like they are doing this just the load the fish up with some cash
they should make them show us the loot
guys remember last night when the actor guy started doing his bit and someone posted like
>wow how does this guy speak so good??
Mush mouth couldn't fathom a guy talking for more than a minute
fishtank fans aren't used to seeing bare minimum effort
I love this place
xavier talks good as frick.. the way he comes up with words is quick, much quicker than normal.. i've seen normal people talk and they're better than me but he's just on another level
anon you might just be inarticulate
lmao no he's not he just rambles - he uses a ton of mixed metaphors and you can tell he's reaching for something to say most of the time
what about when he says doth and thine and shit like he jumps in and out of talking like final fantasy tactics, WHILE playing as a character..
meh.. I can talk just not as good
>I can talk just not as good
anon that is literally what being inarticulate is
alright he has his moments. big xavier fan btw
No offense, but for non esls it's not that difficult.
damn I also feel this way and am now learning that I'm moronic
>"send in seven of them at once"
kino
I would go on a Fishtank season if I were guaranteed a reasonable stipend for competing
Give Jon another sword like Zoro
Who's the one who keeps stuffing packets with loot? TJ?
Please stay zoomed in cameraman I don't really want to see whats happening anyway
Suggestions:
>let mean TTS through to Tayleigh
>give Xavier more screentime and script control
>punish fail RP
>steady camera coverage during vampire attacks with good lighting only
>do Blair Witch style horror at night
>punish fail RP
absolutely is a must
if they did that the sbow would end before vance even gets there
Give anyone other than Jet script control
>do Blair Witch style horror at night
Yeah a plot twist where vamps are not even the real baddies
They can't even get Jon to wear goggles lmao good luck doing shit about his roleplay
i feel like they're gonna up the horror elements as the days go on. maybe at some point thr vamps will be given aztec death whistles to torture them at night.
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I for one, welcome our new Tayleigh contestant
Moths are aggro on Jimbo need to be nerfed
Jimmy seems so much more relaxed than in season 2, it looks like he's actually enjoying himself 🙂
Scott is probably more into this than anybody else
yeah he's actually not bad at this. plus it was funny when he said "why do you talk like that" to jon after being hit by the confusion spell
Seems like assigning more defined characters to act out turns nontent into content. unless they're Mauro, and they still suck
Feels like another lesson that could go into S3, alongside more structure and an always on duty cameraman
tay mommy
Camera coverage, angles, and lighting are so bad it's impossible to tell what's happening.
this has honestly been a breath of fresh air for the fishtank formula even though i understand it isn't for everyone
Thanks
If I was there I would rescue vampire Bex and turn her good
>not having her turn you so you can spend eternity together
ngmi
Why is Tay pressing Jimmy about using the gun
He's medic because they don't want him with weapons lol
Yeah but shes being kinda a b***h about it
she's really into rules, remember s2
He's in a bad mood for some reason.
Cute Letty close up.
Jimbo REALLY wants a gun
Does Jimmy really think that he's not allowed to have guns because they wanted to nerf him and not that he's mentally unstable?
there's already precedent with the weighted boxing gloves
>jawn at the end of bloodgames
>nothing happened
>nothing actually happened because this is nontent
Honestly feel that Trish would’ve been better than Tay for this season
Tay is a weak, lifeless moron. No chill, no bantz. Gay homosexual all around.
anyone would be better than Tay
I love Trish!
I feel like I’m having flashbacks to some evil dark nightmare everytime I see a webm or screenshot from season 2
alright I think this bit has gone on long enough, can we please get a closeup of Trish' feet now
a connoisseur
Jet definitely saw the Trish gooners ITT asking for Trish to stay at the basecamp with the other fish tonight
trish should be wherever tay is to counterbalance the cringe and beatness
We kneel Goran thank you
Why is Tayleigh not participating
Did anyone manage to figure out what the battle encounter music is?
that's a man
bex made it for the show
I would pound this bussy like no tomorrow.
was tay crying?
she's preggers
Tell the truth.
Yep.
Throwing up in the morning, emotional. Her trip was to so she could tell her bfs family together with him, then her side too. It all makes perfect sense.
SCHITTY CAM SCHITTY CAM SCHITTY CAM SCHITTY CAM SCHITTY CAM SCHITTY CAM
Why can't Tay play?
she is with child
shes been "sick" all day so they are making her stay out of the fun night time part
its like when you stay home from school and your parents dont let you play video games
Okay thank you
lol jon said to send 7 at a time and now 7 of them are coming
How the frick is tais face so smooth at 36. He could legit pass as 10 years younger if not for his norwood level 7
hes asian
hes asian
herro tai nguyen use vewy smmooth cweam
Tai is a wonderful soul and you get the skin that you deserve
he is asian
hes asian
Anon I have a smoother face than he does. I'm 35.
All you have to do is not consume shittons of drugs and alcohol. Get out of your seat and walk around.
It's not hard.
The combat in bloodgames is kind of fricked. The action happening at night when visibility is low makes it difficult for the audience to follow, too much happening so the cameraman can’t follow anything. They should make it turn based, or make some kind of rule where contestants have to 1v1 the vamps if they are engaged in a battle that way it’s not everybody running around confusingly.
cameraman is too zoomed in too. but maybe he needs to be because of the light? I dont know. Hes also doing shaky cam to make it seem epic.
if the camera man kept the camera still it'd be totally fine
The combat needs to take place where the night vision fixed cams can see it.
moronic idea
Anyone know Xaviers socials?
It’s Jan Rankowski
You're lying I hate you. I love Xavier I need real socials.
It’s literally him though.
Please god no
>He actually is sending 7 of them
Based, this is Jon's show now.
Continuing to repost my suggestion for a revamped version of The Cage for season 3. Every fish must et a set amount of laxatives and drink 1 Zipp every hour. Last person in their chair wins. Alternatively, instead of laxatives, sugar free gummi bears.
Tayleigh didn't frick a guy because he brought a beanie right? I thought you guys were memeing.
he bought a $50 crochet chicken actually
This plus sylvia getting pregnant with some fat slob kiwi just made it clear to me how desperate every ft girl is
It was a chicken plushie and she herself is heavily implying it
Tay has a humiliation fetish and you can not convince me otherwise.
shoutout to my wiener buddy
Theres too much substantially incriminating evidence, and earlier she literally said "I'm taken I have a boyfriend". He also allegedly tts this
She just rimmed him
i love abo
kino soundcue
Why is this loser on this show?
hes kino tho
this is fricking stupid, i just want letty, trish and taylor to hang out
do you guys remember when the gregcam was on last season and somebody said he had a boner and he was like "nope, i'm smooth as a rock"
ahahahaha yes lmfao
well said greg
i remember when one of the swamp olympic challenges was to get greg to cry and tay's moronic idea of trying to get him to cry was to tell him to say the n word and he just stonewalled her by saying "WOOHOO IT'S-A ME"
glad they have scott the zero charisma homosexual keeping things moving at the camp
he was awful last season but he's had a few good moments so far
yeah he's rp'ing at least
boxing may unironically be the downfall of mde, scott sucks
Fishies arent getting the thunderstorms but I am getting a lot near me.
more thunderstorms inbound to their location in an hour or so
Sensei Scott goes to bed every night and dreams he's this dude
Harass Sam and Jet on twitter until they make Tayleigh stop smoking while pregnant
Jon is so fricking good at this its crazy he hasn't been hit a single time
lil homie using hacks
They're terrified to call him out for not going down because he'll go into a roid rage sissy fit.
squirt squirt
trish jiggle
Votekick Jon
Votekick Jon (2)
Damn Jon is a beast…
lol he's really getting into it.
little boy mode
Jon just got hit by the shield guy, I heard it. He doesn't even care
he even said "oh shit" when he got hit then just moved along lmao
hes crazy good at pretend fights
Is the target audience for this show 13 year olds?
herro target audience tai nuyen
Yes
It’s for crypto millionaire neckbeards who are mentally 13
Ifunny is sponsoring this season. What do you think?
Review the Schitty cam footage I'm almost certain Jon was hit
lightning bolt lightning bolt
Jon's OP.
honestly this is so bad im starting to feel bad wasting flowstreams bandwidth
Is Jon running around in slides?
TWO SHANKS JON DON'T TOLERATE LACKING
>Jon taking the time to steal shit
kino
>Jon just casually stealing from the merchant
Didn't he say not to steal
he sold letty into white slavery for it
So is Vance really just not coming? Was it really all a ruse to get Greg as a fish?
hope so vance is fricking nontent and boring and greg mogs him hard
Vance was Don Jolly'd, pray for RockyStream
Vance posted a pic of his plane earlier today saying he was on his way.
would be funny
F1 jon
F1 jon
F1 JON!!!!
they should be defending the town every time the lighting suck shit everywhere else
For me it's Scott Sullivan – intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
I was once a dedicated /FTL/ shitposter and I just tuned in for the first time tonight...
but this shit doesn't even deserve this comment or bump.
The actual game part is so boring them chilling around the fire saying moronic shit is more fun
This. I hate it so much. It's soooooo baaaddd...
Is this Goblina?
nevermind its a nurse
FALSE ALARM
i cant post this for 25 seconds
please dont yell at me
I've realized my mistake now
Okay UNIRONICALLY what the FRICK is wrong with Tayleigh? Why is she getting an IV drip?
she's destroyed her body with drugs and never eating. Stupid ugly b***h.
what the frick? is tay severely sick?
she's preggers
tay doctor visit ASMR
Who is this fat prostitute and why does she have a cattle prod?
who's mom is that?
mine homosexual now frick off
WHO CARES ABOUT TAYLEIGH HOLY SHIT
>"the diagnosis is... you're pregnant!"
Imagine the kino
what the frick is going on
penis inspection day
kwableigh had a doctor flown in for her
where the frick do you think they are that a doctor can't just drive there?
>using tay's doctor visit for content
NEPTUNIAN
NURSE GIVING TAY THE PREGNANCY TEST
Tay chemo therapy
UGLY CODDLED DYKE
cool 11pm doctors visit in the woods
tay's gonna pass out
TAY PREGNANCY REVEAL INCOMING
SHE IS CARRYING /BANT/‘S BABY
She turning to a vampire and this is all part of it? She seemed like the best role player so far. That or she actually is ill.
her eyes look like she was crying to me tbh
I'm almost buying into the preggers thing
>She seemed like the best role player so far
You can't be serious, Anon.
say something of substance or frick off homosexual
donjolly.com
Is Tayleigh of all people really worth this trouble to keep her on?
THE DOC JUST ARRIVED
Not cool, this guy sexted a 16 year old. Don't bring him up.
Is Tay detoxing or something
Probably. Her bfs mom got arrested for meth and dui
this is awesome af you guys dont know frickin kino when u see it ive had a hard on for the last 37 hours and it keeps twitching every time i see trishes fat ass or taylors boobies or lettys hammerhead canvas built for face fricking. even that short haired twink is kinda gettin me goin i wanna cum so bad. like frick imagine an orgy with these whorse frickkkk im so close
never seen a livestreamed abortion before this should be kino
why'd they take TJ out to the doctor but have Tayleigh stay lol
being pregnant isn’t a medical emergency
TJ is nontent so it didn’t matter
wrong again
Even though it’s true and why again? Average TJBlack person IQ
you’re always replying to any pro TJ posts the same way because you’re mentally challenged by his existence
Lmao you are mentally ill. If the Jannies were merciful they’d add ID’s to this board during fishtank to prevent little schizos like you having their minds broken
because it’s always been one guy when they did
>she did the face again
Why are they director camming Tay’s doctor’s appointment when there’s a vampire raid happening in Schitty? Is this arg shit? Is she going to give birth to gormedious’s demon offspring?
because tay is here for humiliation purposes
>doctor administering an IV for an hour in a soon to be huge thunderstorm
Missed everything that happened after it started raining. Frick.
THIS SUCKS THIS SUCKS THIS SUCKS.
FRICK YOU JET FRICK YOU. REFUND IFUNNY.
CODDLED
Thank you Jon for saving Trish
If Tai wasn't balding he'd look younger than Tayleigh
There is a general sentiment that Tayleigh is one of the smarter fish but her past behavior suggests otherwise
>Goes out of her way to nonsensically antagonize people like TJ and Jon who would be much more helpful to her as allies
>Sam told her the key to winning season 2 is an uplifting character arc but instead she doubled down on debasing herself and abandoning her morals
>Physically assaults another contestant despite knowing someone else was just disqualified for this same behavior
>Thinks letting Jet and the wigger crew attach an IV into her is a good idea
>Was consistently outwitted and outperformed during the Swamp Olympics by a mentally challenged person and someone who can't speak English
>Mistook the NPC that is an homage to the RE4 Merchant to be a Minecraft reference
>Thought the reference to HAL from 2001 was a reference to the Kirby dev HAL Laboratory
>Looks up to Jimmy during times when Jimmy is being an idiot
>Starts to gain the audience's respect by defying Frank and then immediately switches to become Frank's b***h and kisses him and talks about fricking him
>Finds the simple act of streaming to be a mental challenge
>Fails to understand how angles and mirrors work together so everyone saw her naked on the bathroom cam
>Thinks dressing like an edgy ten-year-old boy is cool
>Easily gaslit into shaving her head for no reason
Tay having withdrawals after partying for a month grim
this fricking town/shop music playing over her doctor visit KEK
faker tayleigh costing production money bringing in a medic for no reason.
Humiliation ritual
I'm praying there is a clause in the contract that lets them charge this expense to her.
>The juxtaposition between them fighting vampires and an unknowingly pregnant Tay getting checked on
and you guys say there's no content.
All part of the plan
Is this lady jets new personal mommy he was talking about? Very motherly.
>How does this Jet guy talk so good
>I can talk ok but he just comes up with words so good and fast and even plays a character at the same time
idgi
>pausing the high energy RP to film Tayleigh getting an IV
actual lol
Ok, I gotta get this off my chest (and yes I'm seething, and yes I probably have over 60 PIDs I'm not even gonna check), but FRICK I hate that b***h so much. Straight up fleeced some poor souls. She should go straight to hell and be forced to be a greeter at Walmart forever. You know she was taking that Jordan moron horse wiener and moaning out like crazy. His grandma probably had to fricking close the door so she wouldn't hear that shit. Afterwards he busted on her face behind her shitty 1920s cottage house. Fricking Tayleigh, frick that c**t.
calm down saar
Is Tay dying tf
this is like when you watch a parody movie and they cut away to some random mundane activity while everyone else is fighting for their life
Mauro is such a shitty doctor they had to call in an alt
Did they get this lady off an app or something?
sounds like a travelling nurse but she said she can't administer medicine so I dunno
She said she can't administer medicine without an order from a doctor and the order hasn't come through yet
ah okay, I heard her say order but I didn't catch the full thing
yeah they probably just hired the nearest house call nurse they could find
this poor lady when she finds out she is working with racists
>it gets re casted into youtube
heheheh
tay about to get an embolism live on camera
Jon's hiding in the shitter
Is Jimmy contractually obligated to bring up israelites in every conversation?
Must be exhausting
He wants Sam to think he's based
Like does he know Ben is a israelite?
Shut up butthole. israelites did 9/11 you know...
>i-it was the muslims fault not israel!!!
Frick off right wing incel
Its a funnyjunk thing. You wouldn't get it.
he's literally me fr
I should be there in about three hours. Listen for honking
>its pretty niche
yeah i wonder why KEEKKKK CUMMMING OH FRICK I CAME I JUST CAME ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD KEEEKKKKK CUMMMMMM KEEKKING AND CUMMMMING UGHHHHH MFTGHHHH
I havent watched today, whats happened since last night?
You cannot deny the Tay coddling allegations after this. Holy shit.
they're censoring tayseethe TTS but ok
they're giving her fent for her withdrawls
Who is directing right now??? What the frick lol
Josie wosie uwu
>Verification not required
What's actually wrong with Tayleigh? I see some people saying she's pregnant but I am not buying that. Is it just dehydration?
windex withdrawals
Neet that left her house for the first time in 6 months overdosed on nature
How the frick do you dehydrate yourself here? They literally have water right there
idk maybe it's because she vomits everything she eats?
I had a hostess I used to work with who collapsed at work because of dehydration. How you get dehydrated working at a place where you have access to soda fountains for free makes no sense but some people just forget to drink fluids
>all down
it's fricking over
goranian
LOL THEY CUT THE FEED
flowstream down for me but real site swap to basecamp works
jon cam up
Does she think she's being funny?
She’s being iFunny
why did jet say "just don't focus the camera on her"
They don't want their moronic fanbase doxing and harassing this woman
coddled
Because she is a nurse and not part of the show
what was jet talking about
Jesus Sam just release WP2 already this is a mess
never coming out
This show was a mistake. Fire Jet. Take all of his money and destroy his future. What a prick.
Tayleigh must be sick - she puked up everything she ate! Not typical for her at all
>Feed returns with Jet holding up a postive pregnacy test to the camera
Neptunian
for fricks sakes goran
No more stream for the rest of the night guys, sorry. Gonna have a bit of rest and relaxation to restore the vibes maybe pizza too
ok, cool
Tay is pregnant and is smoking lmaoooo
baby will come out the womb in this
>streams down
very reminiscent of s1
Did she just say "you're not too hairy"
lmao
>any jordan junior that would start forming within tay would miscarry due to severe lack of nutrition
grim
grim we must pray for lil jordan junior
Does Betty wipe back to front or front to back?
obviously the former
She doesn't wipe
she doesn't wipe at all
just tuning in, what happened to taylee? I hope she's dying, thanks
She got preggers
what's his angle?
Thanks Tay for forgetting to drink water while pregnant so they have to take the stream down
I HOPE YOUR BABY'S BORN DEAD
every reply is one kiss on gregs tummy
muah
body shots from that belly button
>taytriots
does she know?
tay should frickin die
if they ever turn TTS on please someone send this to the puke b***h
"Shout out April and Waylon. Bless it"
it will probably get her to finally leave. Or b***h out to jet again.
do it yourself broke ass b***h
Uh oh, I remember this part from Diablo 2
>stay a while and listen <banes voice>
I was thinking more of the Dark Wanderer
Sam finna go full Diablo on they asses
Tay currently
Tay being pregnant would unironically bweak fishtank
My friend farted on Sam Hyde after his comedy show when he asked for a picture. This supposed ‘tough guy’ said something like "Hey bud that was kind of weird"
So you know what my friend did? He farted on him again.
When the people around them realized they could fart on big bad Sammy with impunity they all started farting on him.
He started tearing up and when my friend noticed he was crying Sam tried to blame his watery eyes on the farts.
Well that just made everyone fart harder. KWAB. I think he's going to post a video of the incident soon
Lol, sammy is such a b***h. What a dumb motherfricker.
LMFAO
What a frickin NERD
>why are your hands shaking
When is NIFTY coming back?
#niftyBlack folk
having her sleeping all day and making tay seethe by her very existence would be kino
>Jon wants an IV because he sees someone else get one
Literal child
he wants vitamins and minewaws too.
tbf I asked a nurse the same thing when my mom was getting an iv just because I was curious
>YOU SAID I COULD BWEAK ANYTHING SO WHY CAN'T I BWEAK WETTY'S PASSPOHT?
>show built around fish going outside and touching grass
>need medical treatment after a day
just zoomer things
epic #JimFace from our girl Tayleigh!!! Let's go taytriots!!!!
BEAT
stupid ugly chinless c**t
These jim halpert faces are so fricking cringe dude
#TeamHalpert
can they start jim halpert taxing this c**t already
SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!
well hello beautiful
>Only 22
>Disgusting beat and wrinkled face
>Saggy grandma skeletor breasts
>Windex MDMA addict
>Massive bawd, fricked a fan (likely pregnant)
KWABOTY
>Massive bawd, fricked a fan (likely pregnant)
Not even a joke.
Tay said on season 2 that birth control pills are very bad for your body and that she will never take them.
>Windex MDMA
Is that a real thing? Making MDMA from Windex?
someone found her reddit and she was posting asking if she could extract some drug similar to mdma from nutmeg with windex
Damn, fricking brutal, it's easy to forget as a middle class suburban kid how fricked up some people are
>Windex MDMA
Okay, I'll bite. What's the story there?
>Okay, I'll bite. What's the story there?
she tried synthesizing her own MDMA using windex, at least that's what she told Brian in S2
Lmao my moronic ass thought that she took pills that were pressed in the shape of a winddx bottle
bruh i always thought this was just some cringe rp pic but i recently found out what it really is. pls stop posting it
I hear footsteps in the Gulch
Xavier needs to be there to hold her hand
>Wearing contacts, shaving & getting her nails done
Finally
WAIT. CAN I GET VITAMINS AND MINAWALS TOO JUST FOW THE FRICK OF IT?
The National Weather Service in Boston/Norton has issued a
* Severe Thunderstorm Warning for...
Northeastern Windham County in northern Connecticut...
Southeastern Worcester County in central Massachusetts...
Southwestern Norfolk County in eastern Massachusetts...
South central Middlesex County in northeastern Massachusetts...
Washington County in Rhode Island...
Kent County in Rhode Island...
Providence County in Rhode Island...
* Until 1145 PM EDT.
* At 1045 PM EDT, severe thunderstorms were located along a line
extending from Union to Canterbury to near Groton, moving east at
55 mph.
HAZARD...70 mph wind gusts.
SOURCE...Radar indicated.
IMPACT...Expect considerable tree damage. Damage is likely to
mobile homes, roofs, and outbuildings.
Reading this post as the thunder started was pretty cool
bros it’s coming for me
Roadhog is going to be crushed by a tree and there's nothing we can do to stop it
At this rate I'm going to fill out the entire card.
tayleigh was humiliated by sam too
sam yelling out 1488 "camera on tayleigh!" 1488! i think you can circle her getting humiliated
you're right, I thought i checked that one off
>* At 1045 PM EDT, severe thunderstorms were located along a line
>extending from Union to Canterbury to near Groton
thought that said to near goron kek
where my Middlesex county bros
hi
Genuine question why did they invite Tay to be a competitor?
she generates seethe
No, she's the one who seethes, and you (her fans) are the only people more worthless than her.
in s2 for sure, but there have been like 5 TTS for her so far this time
they let anyone who wanted to come back who would do it for $1000 a week
hate sink and guaranteed tts
they're holding back now to prop up her spirits before tearing them down
onions tax
IS THIS BULLSHIT DONE YET???????
UGGGHHHHH
THIS SUCKS!
>blood games
>ifunny
>stream lags
kino
she just keeps doing it
Why would the chickenman even do it? Did his put a paper bag over her head?
ghastly
You can really see her crow's feet in this one.
b***h is wrinkled at 22 lmao
Getting Vietnam flashbacks to a certain frame
b***h is 22 and looks like she's pushing 50
>b***h is 22 and looks like she's pushing 50
don't do drugs
lol why does she need an IV?
She's been puking and not eating all day. Normal Tay stuff
kino thunderstorm
It would be hilarious if they are medically "torturing" Tayleigh. Can't stop complaining? Well it's time for non-stop medical treatment for two weeks. You have to sit in a chair with an IV in your arm. It's like Rear Window. Then you can bring Nifty back and she can hang out with Tay all day. "No Tayleigh, don't leave your chair, you're too sick, remember? Just sit here and let Nifty take care of you!"
>It's like Rear Window
I'd prefer if it was like Misery
>Jet, I think I'm better now. Can I leave?
>Sorry, Tayleigh, you still look pretty sick to me. The nurse is coming with your treatment. Just hang tight. Don't exert yourself by trying to run away. Remember how you told us you couldn't stop puking? Can't have that happen again.
>tay euthanization stream
Let's gooooo
should be doing it to Taylor instead
no? taylor is very sexy and nice.
She's a conniving prostitute and clearly her bullshit is still working on people
t. incel
You'll see. You'll all see. When it all comes crashing down and it's revealed what she really is, you will see.
loooool yeah tell those stupid simps
is tay preggo?
Tayleigh is playing real life blood games right now
Fat ginger frick
very zesty angle of jon
She's gotta know that the constant jimfacing is annoying and is doing it as some attempt at le epic anticomedy
you're giving her too much credit
It's totally something she would think of for a lame attempt at "trolling"
Giving her way too much credit anon
This is the same person who epic randomly shaved her head for no reason in s2
frick tayleigh and her redditory facial expressions. her and letty both make me want to genuinely harm them in real life. the things i would do to watch them each get socked in the mouth holy shit
letty > you
a skeletal bimbo that loves farts has never had a job and feminizes men is better than me? nice try pal
she's definitely smarter than you
buddy a woman being smarter than anyone is the dumbest proposal of the year, especially one like nina
tay by the end of this
This is gonna happen but she's not even gonna do anything
are they just gonna sit in silence for an hour while it drips?
Ideas for the Kill Tayleigh challenge?
Make it slow and painful
u should actually kill urself
i mean it with sincerity because ur already on a ricardo lopez track lol
mad homosexual
yes i am mad because you're spamming ur autistic butthurt parasocial incel slop in every fricking thread
no women will ever love u, internet or otherwise, and ur obsession with strangers on the internet is a direct reason why
but i havent posted my tayleigh curse since s2 ended
yeah sure you're not the same moron spamming the same autistic posts about her in every single thread
i believe u
im really not
if you love her so much why dont you buy a chicken from her
i literally do not give a single frick about a single person involved in this and i am watching it purely for entertainment
if a tornado hit and wiped out the whole stream i would simply switch tabs and watch something else
u fricking freak
i cant believe i made you so mad by posting a picture
*shoves you*
what now huh
i think you should draw a really hot bath, grab a knife and take it in the tub with you, and then make two long, deep vertical incisions on both forearms
why do you think i should do that 🙁
I dont think you should, fren
if you dont have anything nice to say dont say it at all
>HIV GAMES
MY POWER JUST WENT OUT
THIS STORM IS HEAVY RAIN AND SO MUCH LIGHTNING
ITS ABOUT TO HIT THE TANK SO HARD
IM TALKIN CONSTANT FLASHES EVERY 3 SECONDS
A STORM JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
The storm is approaching.
not gay or anything but the Merchant has a nice voice
the thunder is a kino atmosphere
comfy thunder sounds
holy shit is that classic paul dano???
70-80mph winds look possible along that line of storms heading their way. They'll actually want to get them inside because I bet some widowmakers could fall in this storm.
>I bet some widowmakers could fall in this storm.
Hopefully it kills all of them.
Guarenteed Jon will refuse to go inside
>a tree falls on one of their shacks and kills an npc
Kino
They are really dedicated to the RP.
who is the merchant guy?
the trader
It looks like the new stocky soundcloud rapper guy.
the pajeets are flooding the threads
>Letty working her magic on the merchant
ahahahaha man holy frick is there anything goran can do right
WTF is this IV even gonna do? Isn't she just gonna need another one tomorrow?
Over/under on how long until Tayleigh leaves?
Allows your body to absorb what you need faster
Her bf comes from a druggie family
She's detoxing. She'll be better in like 48 hours.
north NJgay here it's fricking pouring and thundering like crazy, if MA/RI gets this you are in for quite a show
STORMBRINGER, DESTROY THESE FISHES
Rain in June? Like SUMMER rain?
just tuning in do we know the trader is cole?
As this expert graph shows, the problem with tayleigh so far is that she isn't trying enough.
TSMT she’s dialled it back too much, she needs to start screaming frick idubbbz
Where does IV nurse rank on the freeloader tierlist?
Could this structure withstand 80 mph winds?
It'll tip over unless it's well anchored.
Shit looks like it would fall apart if i blew on it
They should see how long they can keep the doctor there like Greg
Nurse is probably wondering why there are two moronic sounding guys arguing with each other rn
i wish it was storming here too its about to get so comfy
there is a non-zero chance we see one of them get struck by lightning
When will Tayleigh realize she's the one being laughed at. Does she really think fricking a broke junkie fan after knowing him 20 days makes her look cool? Unbelievable stupidity.
No but it makes her pp feel good
Unbelievably stupid to let her wiener boy antagonize her simps
the so called wiener boy is losing, imagine fricking tayleigh, yuck!
The weather in the NE has been awful, wonder if prod ends up delaying for a day or two
Tai should beat Jon's ass
This poor fricking nurse
She is surrounded by morons and autists and they just turned on the tts
This is great
don't know why people are expecting this to be another hellhouse torture show. it was never portrayed as such, this is basically their summer vacation
XAVIERS BACK LETS FRICKING GOOOO
#who is the man in the mask
perfect fricking timing for xavier
Neptunebros were back
KINO INCOMING
i miss taylor
You and God knows how many other men
>random nurse lady reaction to Xavier
kek
scott made it too obvious what he was doing and scared her off the cams, very sad
XavierGODS tap in
>the nurses face
did anyone catch that
We meet again Xavier Gay
PLEASE fund the quests
haha it would be so ironic right
Xavier is supposed to be a main character? He doesn't project his voice or try and control the room. He just talks and people ignore him.
xavier had a stroke 🙁
>turning TTS on right as Xavier comes in
why is Jet so mean to his talent ;_;
>TTS on when Xavier is on screen
TURN IT THE FRICK OFF
This poor nurse lmfao
The wiggers better be giving her a a free season pass and extra tokens for this
Whatever she's getting paid it 100% isn't enough
imagine the nurse telling her family and friends about this tomorrow
she'll tell the others at the swinger's party.
somebody try to tts the nurse
you guys remember when everybody was ttsing the garage when those workers were out there?
>xavier doing the best larp
>tay just laughs and apologizes
>xavier calling tayleigh "taylor"
lmao
>TTS
>everyone else ignoring him
Poor Xav
>xavier kino ruined by tts spam
JESUS CHRIST FRICKING STOP IT JET
>allowing tts while the nurse is there
brave
The nurse has heard worse if she's ever worked more than three months at a hospital.
Is this a normal thing in America? To get an "IV" outside of a hospital? Administered by a seemingly random person? Basically on a whim?
This is the power that comes with privatized healthcare.
yeah i did it last week
>fricking mentally ill twinks is….. LE BAD
Tayleigh did nothing wrong
Sam did nothing wrong
>zoomers calling everybody a twink even ugly guys
>use the language of homosexuals
what the actual frick is wrong with you homosexuals
TTS with Xavier AND the nurse there is fricking psychotic
someone tts and ask xavier if he owes anybody 5k
No, ask him about his thoughts on ethics in games journalism
What is the nurse thinking rn?
She's probably thinking of this
That actually might be the worst twerk i have ever seen. My penis went inside of me
How long until the reveal all the townsfolk arw vamps?
Xavier is kino
>when you're forced to listen to dumb bullshit by a vampire larper because you have to give medical attention to some butch girl
>xavier getting bullied
STOP
FRICKING
JIM
FACING
Tayleigh is NOT okay dude
wtf is wrong with tayleigh lmao
too much fresh air
she's a druggie prostitute who fricked some rando from Kentucky who bought her plushie
>tayleigh still trying to do le office face while shuddering and dying
XAV BROS WE ON BLAST
Letty and Jon need demerits for no selling Xavier
guys my power is legit out in northeast corner of CT, pls give me the QRD as im on my dying phone battery
Xavier Ravenblood, Lord of the Night, is delivering a monologue to Tayleigh as she's getting an IV drip administered by a real normie nurse. Tayleigh is regularly making Jim faces to the camera
lol sam reposted the jim face meme on twitter
yeah ive been out in arizona earlier in my life and seen how fast the monsoons can come and go from a straight road in the desert to suddenly those tiny little dry cracked creekbeds that used to be a tiny dip in the road are now overflowing and will submerge half a vehicle.
apply that to las vegas tunnels would be scary.
come over to cromwell we have power
JON GAY
JON GAY JON GAY
jon is a faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
Christ, the second-hand embarrassment is palpable.
Jon really doesn't do himself any favors wrt the homosexual accusations
give tay some cigs that'll heal her
give her a reacharound
does anyone have a picture of Letty holding me between her breast
>everyone bullying xav when his giving it his best
Im actually fricking angry at this shit
Dude's been nonstop for 2 straight days and we've got 12 to go
he'll be fine
This is Xavier's test. If he can pass through the fire, he can make it through anything.
jet can you turn the rain up, I can almost hear them talking
Director mode
THE RAIN IS MAKING EVERYTHING HARD TO HEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ice poseidon wishes he could have put something like this together, the fishtank production team only gets better and better with more experience.
the first rv stream was better than any fishtank
for me its Chicken Andy, Goo and JJ
I heard Kenny vs Spenny is gonna make an appearance.
Yep
https://x.com/kennyhotz/status/1801837848628174948
Goblina got Spenny shook
Ice poseidon is a millionaire funded by the largest gambling site on the internet
>it's fricking hailing
Christ lol
Yeah it's hailing in late june during a heat wave you fricking morons
eat a dick pedantic b***h
it hailed last week in connecticut dipshit. suck my wiener
go to hail and die b***h
In Vegas, June and July are peak hail months
It’s called monsoon season, I was out there one time and they had insane flooding a bunch of the casinos got fricked. They use the tunnel network under the strip to dispense pooled monsoon water, which also inadvertent my drowns the thousands of homeless mole people living down there if they don’t surface in time.
We know. What was the point of your post?
that's when it's most likely to happen
Yes. That's when hail usually happens.
Holy moron.
If Jon wasn’t there the story would be more interesting but Jon also provides moron kino occasionally
LOL $30 FOR XAVIER AND HE'S ALREADY BUSTING OUT PAPER SCRIPTS & GETTIN RIZZED N JIZZED ON BY THE FISH
Tayleigh ia fricking incapable of ignoring the camera when it's point at here.
What does the IV do? What are they putting into her or taking out of her?
hydrates
Jon making Ravenquer his b***h
Cowboy is such a comforting presence
Sound is O.K., Jet! Keep up the good work!
i guarantee this isn't even the weirdest situation the nurse has been in
HWAT THE HAIL IS GOIN ON
aww hail naw
>Xavier doing his RP and laughing while Tayleigh is dying in a thunderstorm
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Man, zoomers are the softest generation of all time jfc.
ayo deadass we all twinks n sheit doe nugga
What's she thinking
>I'm killing it with my Jim Halpert larp
What found footage horror movie is this?
>it's fricking hailing
erm what the hail
Tayleigh sounds like she's gonna pass out. probably cold as frick in the rain
They doing this to mock tayleigh for claiming medical dehydration after 6 hours of not drinking fluids?
i hope so. she said he was dehydrated multiple times and yet did nothing.
OH N-
>tayleigh dies and fishnet gets shut down all the manchild "investors" lose everything
HOLY KINO BASED TAY
Best content she would have produced
>we got the good ending
This but with jimmys hammer decapitating brits skull in s2
Tayleigh passing out while Xavier is rambling in a hail storm
KINO
remember when you morons thought it was rain and called me stupid for referring to it as hail?
oh HAIL naw!!!!!!!!
I CANT HEAR SHIT JET
JEEEEEET
>TTS increase from 30$ to 32$
P S Triple
its to cover the cost of raising the volume 3db over the hail
This is such a fricking disaster
everything is going just according to keikaku
>Tay shivering and cold in the rain on an IV
Yup I'm thinking she'll be leaving soon
She lacks basic human survival functions, like eating food and drinking water
I said it before but if she's pregnant she's going to have a miscarriage
Wow this is so great I love listening to fricking hail and rain
holy shit this is hell for tayleigh seriously lmfao
even God hates her now
she looks actually messed up
>she always looks messed up!
well she looks weirder than usual
>Main camera besides camera guy
>Let's put the mic outside and undsheltered right next to TTS speaker and 30ft away from where everyone would actually be speaking
??????
>tayleigh death arc
finally, some fricking kino
Comfy Tayleigh dying in a hail storm kino, this is way better than the fighting vampires shit
Tay is either pregnant or she's coming down from a meth bender and hasn't been hydrating herself and eating properly.
Id laugh so hard if she's been using her pay pig simp money for meth in Kentucky.
meth is like stupidly cheap now thanks to fent
What? They put fent in heroin not meth
I know idiot, I mean nobody wants meth anymore because everyone's just on fentanyl
You're moronic
this is moronic. people stop doing stimulants because opiods are cheaper? homie do you know how drugs work
HOPEFULLY TAYLEIGH CANT RECOVER AND IS FORCED TO GO HOME EARLY! I HOPE SHE FRICKING DIES!!!!!!!!!!! FRICK HER REDDIT JIM HALPERT FACE!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Reminder that TAYLEIGH is in love with XAVIER who is NOT AN ACTOR
the storm effects here are pretty good! how'd jet pull this one off anyways?
god of the sea or something
Shitty cam pretty comfy
its the best camera by far
well the idea of tay getting an iv drip from an unsuspecting nurse while xavier lore dumps on her and she almost passes out is funny in concept at least
i hope the nurse is recruited like greg was in s2 to take tays place
damn, imagine being one of the settlers of america when healthcare knowledge was even shittier and having to deal with worse conditions
even they drank water when they were thirsty. tayleigh did this for attention.
Tayleigh spent a whole month doing drugs in Kentucky and barely eating food.
Jet, you need to send her home before she dies on fishtank, I don't fishtank to shut down.
They already had multiple rapes on the earlier seasons, one OD is no biggie
It's Neptunian
Remember guys, clear weather for the whole two weeks
Xavier is a GOD
Meanwhile Vance sitting comfy in an airplane
1488!! I hate Black folk!!!
shouldve sent a black nurse
Can you believe people actually simped for that thing?
Ben is going to seduce the nurse
is fat trish still out there? I can't tell with all the noise and rain
Is there no way to switch to the hand cam without it being selected by director?
>nonsense lore dump during loud as frick rain while someone gets a medical treatment
pure kino
it's not, this sucks i couldn't hear anything Xavier said, what a waste
thats the point hes just saying a lot of nothing
this is so fricking funny. i just know Jet is laughing his ass off right now. ben is smiling from ear to ear
probably fine
will their beds not be soaking wet? aren't there holes in the walls?
The winds will absolutely drive the rain into their beds and make them cold and wet, it's going to be a shitty night for them.
do they have like a covered golf cart or some motorized vehicle or did they make the nurse walk all the way out there in the dark?
Goldstraven shouldve carried her out on his steed
>mother nature is giving us hell house
i kneel
Who the frick is direction. Put the hd camera on moron!!!!!!
hailing in RI but scorching heat over her in the uk
take that colonials
>didnt think to cover the cameras
>Xavier still in character during the storm
How many times has xaviar dropped his papers, they must be soaked. Holy shit I love him
>tested btw
>letty's cam has perfect view but no audio
great fricking job jet
Having the actual camera footage adds alot to this. Hopefully they do this in season 3
>Lettys mic still fricked
JEEEEEEEETTTTTT
the clear weather in question
WOW WHAT A GREAT BIT SURE WOULD BE COOL IF I COULD HEAR IT
I'm so glad I've never given these gays a dime
Xavier is such a fricking champ dude
>i'm so glad i stopped streaming to be here
why are there so fewer contestants than they advertised?
The National Weather Service in Boston/Norton has issued a
* Severe Thunderstorm Warning for...
Northwestern Bristol County in southeastern Massachusetts...
Providence County in Rhode Island...
* Until 1145 PM EDT.
* At 1106 PM EDT, a severe thunderstorm was located over Scituate, or
near Johnston, moving east at 55 mph.
THIS IS A DESTRUCTIVE STORM FOR SMITHFIELD, PROVIDENCE, PAWTUCKET,
ATTLEBOROUGH, AND NORTON.
HAZARD...80 mph wind gusts.
SOURCE...Radar indicated. At 1055 pm 75 mph winds were reported
near Danielson, CT. These storms have a long history of
producing widespread wind damage.
IMPACT...Flying debris will be dangerous to those caught without
shelter. Mobile homes will be heavily damaged. Expect
considerable damage to roofs, windows, and vehicles.
Extensive tree damage and power outages are likely.
They are fricked.
>IMPACT...Flying debris will be dangerous to those caught without
> shelter. Mobile homes will be heavily damaged.
Is this real? They could unironically all die
If they don't get inside the house, someone is going to get injured.
>Severe thunderstorms roll in and fry all the electronics and all the props get blown to shit
>all the fish start getting heat stroke
>Cops get called in and shut it down due to permits/complaints
>An unhinged Tayjeet stalker shows up with a gun
>Jimmy being moronic and starting a forest fire/attacking Letty with an axe
>Jon breaks all the props, sabotages the entire larp and quits and just runs off in the woods in the middle of the night
>Chris rapes Letty
It's been prophesied.
N E P T U N I A N
funny jon face screencap post it
I’ve figured it out…Xavier is an ancient vampire and mortal enemy of duke gormedious von goldstraven. The duke is a legendary dhampir hunter. His naturally shy nature prevents him from revealing his true purpose to the fish. Xavier is trying to manipulate them into joining his ranks to destroy the duke ushering a new era of vampire supremacy.
I said this earlier but people called me dumb because ‘a vampire Hunter wouldn’t be worth hundreds of years old’
glad they have cowboy there to stand around and do nothing lol. what a gay
Hi yes her pussy is filled with kentucky fried wiener
xavier numba 1
Get the white trash bawd outta hear.
KICK HER OFF THE SHOW JET
I'm not gonna lie this is kinda peak. I hope a tornado comes in next