Raiders of the Lost Ark

What a great film.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    raiders of the kino

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hard to believe Spielbergo used to make movies like this.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Do all great filmmakers lose it with age? Hell, do all artists in general?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not all.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Filmmakers and rock stars seem to turn into pretentious douchebags, yes. They become products of their environment. Some actors, on the other hand, just keep getting better and better -- pic related.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Needs more wise cracking Fleabag

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Too israelitey for my tastes but technically competent.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >this is a brain on /nupol/
      make sure to avoid this fate, anons.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >muh heckin' Nazirinos
    Temple is better

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >noo, I can't enjoy something because nupol has rotted my brain
      oof

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Temple is better
      Is saving a horde of non-white children really that much better?
      Should've let them die in the slave pits, culling of pajeet population is sorely needed anyway

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Indeed
    The best of the best

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The three Indiana Jones movies are great.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Crusade is just good.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Great movie, yes
    But the same sequence of events would have played out regardless of if Indy got involved or not

    The nazis still would have found and been killed by the Ark

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Party pooper.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly think about it though, how funny would it be to watch a movie just about these nazis

        Like we follow them for an hour a la Rogue One and then they all just freaking die at the end and the credits roll

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >But the same sequence of events would have played out regardless of if Indy got involved or not
      And? The film doesn't imply the opposite. Indy got involved in this event.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Marion would be dead though and the Ark might still be in the hands of the Nazis since there is not any indication the Allies knew of the island. Also part of the story in Raiders is Jones learning there is some knowledge outside of his reach and to get over his obsession, although that character development would kind of be thrown out with the sequels.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Jones learning there is some knowledge outside of his reach and to get over his obsession, although that character development would kind of be thrown out with the sequels
        Except for Crusade, where he learns the same lesson again. But that film is just a copy of Raiders anyhow.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The only movie that isn't like that is Temple. All the others are about the villain meddling in things mortals shouldn't have and getting burned for it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >villain meddling in things mortals shouldn't have and getting burned for it
        Temple is also about that

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Not really. He takes the stones from their proper place but if Indy hadn't stolen them back he presumably would've kept the slave operation going and the Kali cult would grow stronger over time.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            We just didn't get to the point where he would have gotten his comeuppances.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I would say Raiders and Temple are the best of Indiana Jones, Crusade is just a step behind.
    Crystal not so much kind of silly with the aliens shit and Indy is too old. Dial is an abomination. however after seeing it the aliens shit isn't so bad.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Crusade is just a carbon copy of Raiders as a knee-jerk reaction to Temple being too different criticism. I wish we had more Temples, there was absolutely no reason to "finish" this anthological series.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I saw Crystal Skull recently and it's bad. Juts because it doesn't have woke shit in it doesn't make it any good.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Crystal is the second best movie behind temple of doom.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone seen the black and white Soderbergh edit of this? What a kino film

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No but the the SW prequels looks very good in BW as well. Pulps should be in BW whenever possible.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    yeah

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Blacked reboot when?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dinduana Jackson

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    dasryte

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