>Random person smiles at you and kill themselves. >You're now cursed and will kys in a week

>Random person smiles at you and kill themselves
>You're now cursed and will kys in a week

How do you survive?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watching someone die is """"traumatizing""""

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. never experienced trauma

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. has never committed homicide

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >watching someone die is """"traumatizing""""

        >the corpses
        oh no no no no, anon now everybody knows you're stupid!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. never got to poke a body with a stick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't fall off that edge son

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't even notice if someone was smiling at me and if they killed themselves in front of me I'd barely pay attention and would just hustle out of wherever it happened. I know this for a fact because one time a jumper fell on the street in front of me and a crowd of people and most of us just kept trucking on and left.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh no the corpses are smiling im going inSAAAAANE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the corpses
      oh no no no no, anon now everybody knows you're stupid!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the monster tries to take on the form of people I know
    >never leave the house so I KNOW it's fake, plus people I was friends with don't contact me anymore
    >the monster tries to fool me with phonecalls
    >never pick up the phone anyway
    >the week is up, I barely realise the monster exists at all (except for the people who seem to come visit me all of a sudden but I am pretty sure they aren't real anyway and these hallucinations will pass)
    >The monster reveals itself
    >I stand up from my video game chair, covered in cheeto dust and dried cum
    >realise I haven't changed my underwear for 3 weeks and I am obese
    >I look it straight in the eyes
    >Who is the real monster?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >never leave the house so I KNOW it's fake
      its not fake though. its real and it will possess you in a week's time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        possession is only 9/10ths of the law

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i don't think demons care about human American laws anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Who is the real monster?

      the monster? which will then climb into your fat obese body and kill you in some obvious fat retarded way

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do you even know that anon is fat?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he said so you fucking midwit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KINO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That who is the monster and who is the man ending
      Live action Hunchback of Notre Dame sounds kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no one ever smiles at me
      >monster takes over someone I know
      >monster trapped for the rest of their life

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    either lock myself up or keep fighting it off with a lantern
    also since I more or less understand how this shit works, I would insult it 24/7

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Want Caitlin Stasey to grind on my face until my head explodes

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You're now cursed and will kys in a week
    I'd rather rewatch the ringu

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one has ever smiled at me in my entire life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw some autist goes around cursed but thinks ever since that guy killed himself in front of him, his life has improved
      >people seemed really friendly and smile at him all the time
      >this goes on for MONTHS, the autist is really happy and starts to get more confident
      >he starts to smile back, weirdly at first but soon it's a genuine, warm smile
      >the monster just doesn't know what to do anymore, the more it appears the happier the guy gets
      >when it goes away, the guy is still rather happy since thanks to his smile, people seem to like him
      >the monster is now trapped in the mind of an autist who is happy and feels like he has friends all around

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kino

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no one has ever smiled at me

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never smile

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >your death passes the curse on
    I go to an abortion clinic and try to take down an abortion doctor or a child-killing roastie. Either way my death will have had a purpose.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'll try to kill this person first before he smiles to me cause i've already seen this movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      killing the possed person would automatically pass it on to you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        only if he smiles and kill him after

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The movie was alright but it surged so many great threads like this

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great Value The Ring.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I kill myself now. I win.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >monster trapped in a loop of your death and resurrection until the end of time

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need outside help retards, the monster can make you do anything he wants so you're not going to be able to have a nice day, lock yourself up, drive away to the woods.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >get outside help
      >you're now propagating the demon even further
      you literally can't win

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >so you're not going to be able to have a nice day
      I've been killing myself for years with shitty food and life choices. The monster can't do anything against that. I'll be dead before he can make me kill myself.
      I. Win.
      Also, society wins, but that's beside the point.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't kill myself, simples

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are normies actually eating this shit up? This movie was fucking awful even by usual teeny bopper horror standards.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Name 3 horror films that are better. I'll wait.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't even name three horror movies even when including this shit pile, because they're all fucking awful. The entire genre is made for retards (women)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you even post in threads you hate?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Night of the Living Dead (original)
        The Fly (remake)
        Nosferatu (original)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Candyman (92)
        Candyman (92)
        Candyman (92)
        Candyman (92)
        Candyman (92)
        All better th

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        halloween
        The thing
        Scream

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Someone posted a WebM of the film's finale in the last thread, and while it was unnerving even muted, it makes me wonder who these films are made for.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The average /misc/ poster

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus will protect me.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's probably postmortem nen so maybe a nen exorcist could help but I doubt it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is this a new chapter?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's from chapter 393 where radical luini bites the dust

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >oh my rubber nen

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, horror is so utterly out of ideas.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't they just not kms themselves?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't survive, that's the fucking point. the real question is if you knew you would die in exactly 7 days, what would you do?
    my answer? rape

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if you watch the ring tape in between? Would they have to fight over the authority of the kill?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Seek out every cursed movie, book, fiction you can find
      >Watch & read them all as fast as you can
      >The monsters now have to fight over who gets to kill or possess you

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A24: Our next filme is about guys on dates who don't pay for the meal! OOOoohoOOOoohhhh!!!

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They killed mustache, 0/10.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The suicide isn’t that bad. At that point you’ve been fully possessed and probably won’t feel a thing. Being forced to vore the demon is the bad part

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >implying I ever leave my bedroom

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe that's what happened to me. I've just been cruising along with the curse so far, i'll kms when my mom dies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      schizophrenia is a psyop

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can't beat it especially if you have trauma

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just It Follows but with smiles.

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