I wouldn't even notice if someone was smiling at me and if they killed themselves in front of me I'd barely pay attention and would just hustle out of wherever it happened. I know this for a fact because one time a jumper fell on the street in front of me and a crowd of people and most of us just kept trucking on and left.
>the monster tries to take on the form of people I know >never leave the house so I KNOW it's fake, plus people I was friends with don't contact me anymore >the monster tries to fool me with phonecalls >never pick up the phone anyway >the week is up, I barely realise the monster exists at all (except for the people who seem to come visit me all of a sudden but I am pretty sure they aren't real anyway and these hallucinations will pass) >The monster reveals itself >I stand up from my video game chair, covered in cheeto dust and dried cum >realise I haven't changed my underwear for 3 weeks and I am obese >I look it straight in the eyes >Who is the real monster?
>mfw some autist goes around cursed but thinks ever since that guy killed himself in front of him, his life has improved >people seemed really friendly and smile at him all the time >this goes on for MONTHS, the autist is really happy and starts to get more confident >he starts to smile back, weirdly at first but soon it's a genuine, warm smile >the monster just doesn't know what to do anymore, the more it appears the happier the guy gets >when it goes away, the guy is still rather happy since thanks to his smile, people seem to like him >the monster is now trapped in the mind of an autist who is happy and feels like he has friends all around
>your death passes the curse on
I go to an abortion clinic and try to take down an abortion doctor or a child-killing roastie. Either way my death will have had a purpose.
You need outside help morons, the monster can make you do anything he wants so you're not going to be able to have a nice day, lock yourself up, drive away to the woods.
>so you're not going to be able to have a nice day
I've been killing myself for years with shitty food and life choices. The monster can't do anything against that. I'll be dead before he can make me kill myself.
I. Win.
Also, society wins, but that's beside the point.
I can't even name three horror movies even when including this shit pile, because they're all fricking awful. The entire genre is made for morons (women)
>Seek out every cursed movie, book, fiction you can find >Watch & read them all as fast as you can >The monsters now have to fight over who gets to kill or possess you
>watching someone die is """"traumatizing""""
t. never experienced trauma
t. has never committed homicide
t. never got to poke a body with a stick
don't fall off that edge son
I wouldn't even notice if someone was smiling at me and if they killed themselves in front of me I'd barely pay attention and would just hustle out of wherever it happened. I know this for a fact because one time a jumper fell on the street in front of me and a crowd of people and most of us just kept trucking on and left.
>oh no the corpses are smiling im going inSAAAAANE
>the corpses
oh no no no no, anon now everybody knows you're stupid!
>the monster tries to take on the form of people I know
>never leave the house so I KNOW it's fake, plus people I was friends with don't contact me anymore
>the monster tries to fool me with phonecalls
>never pick up the phone anyway
>the week is up, I barely realise the monster exists at all (except for the people who seem to come visit me all of a sudden but I am pretty sure they aren't real anyway and these hallucinations will pass)
>The monster reveals itself
>I stand up from my video game chair, covered in cheeto dust and dried cum
>realise I haven't changed my underwear for 3 weeks and I am obese
>I look it straight in the eyes
>Who is the real monster?
>never leave the house so I KNOW it's fake
its not fake though. its real and it will possess you in a week's time
possession is only 9/10ths of the law
i don't think demons care about human American laws anon
>Who is the real monster?
the monster? which will then climb into your fat obese body and kill you in some obvious fat moronic way
How do you even know that anon is fat?
he said so you fricking midwit
KINO
>That who is the monster and who is the man ending
Live action Hunchback of Notre Dame sounds kino
>no one ever smiles at me
>monster takes over someone I know
>monster trapped for the rest of their life
either lock myself up or keep fighting it off with a lantern
also since I more or less understand how this shit works, I would insult it 24/7
Want Caitlin Stasey to grind on my face until my head explodes
>You're now cursed and will kys in a week
I'd rather rewatch the ringu
No one has ever smiled at me in my entire life.
>mfw some autist goes around cursed but thinks ever since that guy killed himself in front of him, his life has improved
>people seemed really friendly and smile at him all the time
>this goes on for MONTHS, the autist is really happy and starts to get more confident
>he starts to smile back, weirdly at first but soon it's a genuine, warm smile
>the monster just doesn't know what to do anymore, the more it appears the happier the guy gets
>when it goes away, the guy is still rather happy since thanks to his smile, people seem to like him
>the monster is now trapped in the mind of an autist who is happy and feels like he has friends all around
kino
no one has ever smiled at me
I never smile
>your death passes the curse on
I go to an abortion clinic and try to take down an abortion doctor or a child-killing roastie. Either way my death will have had a purpose.
i'll try to kill this person first before he smiles to me cause i've already seen this movie
killing the possed person would automatically pass it on to you
only if he smiles and kill him after
The movie was alright but it surged so many great threads like this
Great Value The Ring.
I kill myself now. I win.
>monster trapped in a loop of your death and resurrection until the end of time
You need outside help morons, the monster can make you do anything he wants so you're not going to be able to have a nice day, lock yourself up, drive away to the woods.
>get outside help
>you're now propagating the demon even further
you literally can't win
>so you're not going to be able to have a nice day
I've been killing myself for years with shitty food and life choices. The monster can't do anything against that. I'll be dead before he can make me kill myself.
I. Win.
Also, society wins, but that's beside the point.
I don't kill myself, simples
Are normies actually eating this shit up? This movie was fricking awful even by usual teeny bopper horror standards.
Name 3 horror films that are better. I'll wait.
I can't even name three horror movies even when including this shit pile, because they're all fricking awful. The entire genre is made for morons (women)
Why do you even post in threads you hate?
Night of the Living Dead (original)
The Fly (remake)
Nosferatu (original)
Candyman (92)
Candyman (92)
Candyman (92)
Candyman (92)
Candyman (92)
All better th
halloween
The thing
Scream
Someone posted a WebM of the film's finale in the last thread, and while it was unnerving even muted, it makes me wonder who these films are made for.
The average Cinemaphile poster
Jesus will protect me.
That's probably postmortem nen so maybe a nen exorcist could help but I doubt it
is this a new chapter?
It's from chapter 393 where radical luini bites the dust
>oh my rubber nen
Man, horror is so utterly out of ideas.
Why don't they just not kms themselves?
I wouldn't survive, that's the fricking point. the real question is if you knew you would die in exactly 7 days, what would you do?
my answer? rape
What if you watch the ring tape in between? Would they have to fight over the authority of the kill?
>Seek out every cursed movie, book, fiction you can find
>Watch & read them all as fast as you can
>The monsters now have to fight over who gets to kill or possess you
A24: Our next filme is about guys on dates who don't pay for the meal! OOOoohoOOOoohhhh!!!
They killed mustache, 0/10.
The suicide isn’t that bad. At that point you’ve been fully possessed and probably won’t feel a thing. Being forced to vore the demon is the bad part
>implying I ever leave my bedroom
Maybe that's what happened to me. I've just been cruising along with the curse so far, i'll kms when my mom dies.
schizophrenia is a psyop
you can't beat it especially if you have trauma
Literally just It Follows but with smiles.