>Random person smiles at you and kill themselves. >You're now cursed and will kys in a week

>Random person smiles at you and kill themselves
>You're now cursed and will kys in a week

How do you survive?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >watching someone die is """"traumatizing""""

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      t. never experienced trauma

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        t. has never committed homicide

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >watching someone die is """"traumatizing""""

        >the corpses
        oh no no no no, anon now everybody knows you're stupid!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        t. never got to poke a body with a stick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      don't fall off that edge son

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't even notice if someone was smiling at me and if they killed themselves in front of me I'd barely pay attention and would just hustle out of wherever it happened. I know this for a fact because one time a jumper fell on the street in front of me and a crowd of people and most of us just kept trucking on and left.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >oh no the corpses are smiling im going inSAAAAANE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the corpses
      oh no no no no, anon now everybody knows you're stupid!

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the monster tries to take on the form of people I know
    >never leave the house so I KNOW it's fake, plus people I was friends with don't contact me anymore
    >the monster tries to fool me with phonecalls
    >never pick up the phone anyway
    >the week is up, I barely realise the monster exists at all (except for the people who seem to come visit me all of a sudden but I am pretty sure they aren't real anyway and these hallucinations will pass)
    >The monster reveals itself
    >I stand up from my video game chair, covered in cheeto dust and dried cum
    >realise I haven't changed my underwear for 3 weeks and I am obese
    >I look it straight in the eyes
    >Who is the real monster?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >never leave the house so I KNOW it's fake
      its not fake though. its real and it will possess you in a week's time

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        possession is only 9/10ths of the law

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i don't think demons care about human American laws anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Who is the real monster?

      the monster? which will then climb into your fat obese body and kill you in some obvious fat moronic way

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How do you even know that anon is fat?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          he said so you fricking midwit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      KINO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >That who is the monster and who is the man ending
      Live action Hunchback of Notre Dame sounds kino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no one ever smiles at me
      >monster takes over someone I know
      >monster trapped for the rest of their life

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    either lock myself up or keep fighting it off with a lantern
    also since I more or less understand how this shit works, I would insult it 24/7

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Want Caitlin Stasey to grind on my face until my head explodes

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You're now cursed and will kys in a week
    I'd rather rewatch the ringu

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No one has ever smiled at me in my entire life.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw some autist goes around cursed but thinks ever since that guy killed himself in front of him, his life has improved
      >people seemed really friendly and smile at him all the time
      >this goes on for MONTHS, the autist is really happy and starts to get more confident
      >he starts to smile back, weirdly at first but soon it's a genuine, warm smile
      >the monster just doesn't know what to do anymore, the more it appears the happier the guy gets
      >when it goes away, the guy is still rather happy since thanks to his smile, people seem to like him
      >the monster is now trapped in the mind of an autist who is happy and feels like he has friends all around

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kino

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no one has ever smiled at me

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I never smile

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >your death passes the curse on
    I go to an abortion clinic and try to take down an abortion doctor or a child-killing roastie. Either way my death will have had a purpose.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'll try to kill this person first before he smiles to me cause i've already seen this movie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      killing the possed person would automatically pass it on to you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        only if he smiles and kill him after

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The movie was alright but it surged so many great threads like this

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Great Value The Ring.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I kill myself now. I win.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >monster trapped in a loop of your death and resurrection until the end of time

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You need outside help morons, the monster can make you do anything he wants so you're not going to be able to have a nice day, lock yourself up, drive away to the woods.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >get outside help
      >you're now propagating the demon even further
      you literally can't win

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >so you're not going to be able to have a nice day
      I've been killing myself for years with shitty food and life choices. The monster can't do anything against that. I'll be dead before he can make me kill myself.
      I. Win.
      Also, society wins, but that's beside the point.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't kill myself, simples

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are normies actually eating this shit up? This movie was fricking awful even by usual teeny bopper horror standards.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Name 3 horror films that are better. I'll wait.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I can't even name three horror movies even when including this shit pile, because they're all fricking awful. The entire genre is made for morons (women)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you even post in threads you hate?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Night of the Living Dead (original)
        The Fly (remake)
        Nosferatu (original)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Candyman (92)
        Candyman (92)
        Candyman (92)
        Candyman (92)
        Candyman (92)
        All better th

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        halloween
        The thing
        Scream

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Someone posted a WebM of the film's finale in the last thread, and while it was unnerving even muted, it makes me wonder who these films are made for.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The average Cinemaphile poster

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus will protect me.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's probably postmortem nen so maybe a nen exorcist could help but I doubt it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is this a new chapter?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's from chapter 393 where radical luini bites the dust

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >oh my rubber nen

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Man, horror is so utterly out of ideas.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't they just not kms themselves?

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't survive, that's the fricking point. the real question is if you knew you would die in exactly 7 days, what would you do?
    my answer? rape

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What if you watch the ring tape in between? Would they have to fight over the authority of the kill?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Seek out every cursed movie, book, fiction you can find
      >Watch & read them all as fast as you can
      >The monsters now have to fight over who gets to kill or possess you

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A24: Our next filme is about guys on dates who don't pay for the meal! OOOoohoOOOoohhhh!!!

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They killed mustache, 0/10.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The suicide isn’t that bad. At that point you’ve been fully possessed and probably won’t feel a thing. Being forced to vore the demon is the bad part

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >implying I ever leave my bedroom

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe that's what happened to me. I've just been cruising along with the curse so far, i'll kms when my mom dies.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      schizophrenia is a psyop

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you can't beat it especially if you have trauma

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just It Follows but with smiles.

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