Rate the new X-Men team

Rate the new X-Men team

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexual
    >Lesbian
    >Gay Cyclops
    >GIMP Juggernaut
    >Blonde straight girl that will become the lesbian's GF in the future.
    >Non-binary strong black woman that needs no man

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and now they're a bunch of murderers
      yippie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Blonde straight girl that will become the lesbian's GF in the future.
      Then must-read it is!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no trannies
      Dropped.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quire is 100% straight though. He's literally was a redpilled incel who recently fricked a girl

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's probably the least gay out of all the mutants introduced in the 2000s and later, he just has the fashion sense of a homosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Non-binary strong black woman that needs no man
      Idie/Oya? She dated Quentin for a while and is fond enough of him that she'd currently trying to avenge him against Sabertooth.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss X-stein island already

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You dont need 2 telepaths on a team.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You dont need telepaths,the worst and creepiest power of all.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well since Scott always bangs the telepaths on his team, are we prepared for some gay shota?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate it

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >craft event to kill off all the odd, superfluous x-men and mutants no one gives a shit about
    >establish a core team during the event, including a wolverine/nightcrawler/colossus team
    >lol jk

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only one worth reading there is Juggernaut and/or Magik, rest drag it down to 1 out of 10.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      reading? whatever
      buying? not one book

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Juggernaut with the X on the helmet looks good

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did Juggernaut join the Death Company?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking hell, you guys really are the bronies of the 2020s. Red Xs on black are pretty generic, not everything has to correspond or feed back into your hugbox obsession

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oya was an early teen 10 years ago, now she looks the oldest of the team, wtf

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's garbage

    juggernaut and psylocke are the only ones worth any focus on. i hate cyclops and younger cyclops is marvel shilling bullshit, quentin is superfluous, magik is OP and belongs in dr strange comics more than x-men, the other chick is just a raceswapped version of a (french?) mook from operation zero tolerance

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cyclops life is hell.
    Just hell

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        11. Bishop shows up to say "Frick you X-Men" and leaves with no explanation

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about
        >Mr. Sinisted acts like a creepy tumblr landwhale shipper to ruin Scott Summers' day

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gets to be darling leader
      >extremely OP laser vision
      >hot psychic girlfriend/wife
      >hot blonde girlfriend
      >blonde cuckoo teen fangirls
      >ms marvel fangirl
      >gets away with death squad shit
      >inspires x-men to just do things like magneto would and krakoa fails anyway
      >gets a hug from nightcrawler, the most morally opposed to killing and shit

      rightclops' life is a cakewalk because he has batman levels of plot armor

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >in a polycule, with sexual access to multiple partners

          you haven't made a strong case against my assertions. try again

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            May I see who are the multiple partners Cyclops is fricking?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >May I see who are the multiple partners Cyclops is fricking?
              "When you have sex with someone, you are having sex with everyone they have ever had sex with."
              - C. Everett Koop, M.D., Former US Surgeon General

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Sorry blondie, in the real world, the gingers gets the man.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He just ruins the panel he's in here. Looking less like a X-man/hero and more a gay writers OC. It just doesn't fit and only looks to tell you I'm the gay one...

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely awful. The only two good characters on the list Cyclops and Juggernaut have genuinely terrible deisgns, kid omega is truly awful choice for the x-men, I'm sick to death of Magik being in everything and why are they so adamant about pushing the least interesting character of Generation Hope? Bring back Teon or Transonic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cyclops good
      grossly wrong

      >juggernaut
      yeah he's good but its way passed time for him to be in dr strange comics since he derives power from cyttorak

      >transonic
      yes, this is good. teon is okay. he was good for the time but i don't think he'd be interesting to see these days

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm one of the few people who like Quire (I'm not even a Black persontroony from tumblr, I just like Telepaths and the fact that he's a punk who makes psychic rifles), I love Scott, Yana and Magneto, and this leaves me utterly cold.
    >that forced Gen Hope negress
    >Twinkclops
    >Asian Psylocke LARPing as actual Psylocke when it's just the body
    >Jobbernaut (dislike the character)
    >Magneto drawn like a hobo
    >Beast (hate the aww shucks my stars and garters characterization; always found him annoying)
    It's awful. Just awful.

    At this point I'm more intrigued by whatever that Mystique book with Shalvey is (probably X-Force or X-Factor), what happens with the Space Phoenix book, and what the Hell Sentinels will end up being. The main X-Books are trash. Adjectiveless is the best of them, but it's still bad.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scott and Illyana are going to frick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Quentin and Illyana are going to frick

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Need this just to see the Kitty Ilyana fans kill themselves

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Quentin is obviously hooking up with Idie again

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cyclops and Wolverine's teams seem to be the only interesting ones.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Quentin so much.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    cyc/juggs are based the rest look proper shithouse

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the black girl a new character or that one from Hope lights team

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      oya now temper yes to hope's lights lmao how useless was that plot thread

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    xxxtentacion.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cyclops: -2
    >Kid Omega: -3
    > Beast: -2
    > Magneto: 0
    >Juggernaut: 0
    > Psylocke: 0
    > Oya +1
    >Magik: +3

    Overall: -3
    Shit team

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    jug is a mutant now? It thought he was magical/mystical

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey Tom will this have the things I liked about the previous era of X-Books

    >u-umm well read it and find out
    DOA

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >optimism used to describe most heavy handed parody to ever hit the big two
      lmao

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ourguy Cyclops
    Based in the Juggernaut b***h!
    Sexy pansexual Magik
    Hot Asian MILF Psylocke (Kwannon)
    Not yet legal, phat ass teen Oya
    Post-evil, back to basics Beast
    Morrison’s pet/resident butthole Quinton

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is magik the only one of these characters Mackey has ever written before?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only X-Men he has heavily touched on is Jean, Magik and Wolverine
      He featured the X-Men in Death of Doctor Strange but they had no dialogue

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Surprisingly he didn't have magik appear once in the doctor strange run

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Magik appeared in Death of Doctor Strange which is a part of his run

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why didn't she join in?

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn did Cyclops get the worst out of the others considering we got the New Orleans team of
    Nightcrawler (cool)
    Wolverine (OK but never was a huge fan)
    Gambit (Not just my GOAT X-Men character, he's my GOAT Marvel character)
    Rogue (The best X-Men waifu aside from maybe full hair Storm)
    Jubilee (Normally just OK but the bimbo look she has going on from the official art that was posted has my dick interested and my brain will soon follow along)
    I legit have no idea how the other teams can compete

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wearing pants
    It looks like something woke planned for a woke cartoon, women dressed like in the MCU and hand-picked artists who aren't fans of drawing sexy women.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine hating women so much that you project your hatred onto fictional women and make comic book characters stop wearing bathing suits, because they look ''outrageous"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      wearing pants
      It's over

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