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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Charles forever humiliated

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Embarrassing, she didn’t even do anything

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Embarrassing, she didn’t even do anything
      she sperged out and destroyed the west because she was the first british monarch who wasn't crowned on the stone throne

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone blaming the Queen for shit like she's a policymaker is moronic. She was never a direct architect of Britain's fall or the Empire ending. She can, however, be held accountable due to her inaction. She never engineered mass immigration directly, but she was forever neutral about anything political

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no, I'm just talking about the dumb 'prophecy' that she was the first monarch that wasn't ordained on that specific stone, meaning her entire rule was supposed to be cursed or some nonsense and she was going to be the last english monarch

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          if you didn't volunteer to join up nigel farages ukip navy submarine fleet targeting dinghys then you are equally culpable by this logic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      underrated dry wit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She defeated Hitler and Stalin

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She didn't do anything.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She killed Alan Turing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She gave us a nice message on telly every christmas

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I loved the early seasons of The Crown because they stuffed Claire Foy's bra and it was straight up booba kino.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Claire Foy was too attractive to play The Queen
          >Olivia Colman was too ugly
          They never quite got it right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She wasn't even in the fricking coffin.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Huh, I live in a Commonwealth country and I didn't even switch it on. Nothing against the Queen, I just don't care about her funeral.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The current record is 3.6bn for the 1996 Olympic Opening Ceremony apparently.
    This absolutely btfo of that

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish philip could've been king.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fricking based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How is the Papau New Guinea one even remotely offensive? A fricking Rockefeller was eaten by a native tribe there only a few years earlier

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        today you may say anything but the truth

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          word

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based. They did more then any of the lefties shouting "Eat the rich".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't know...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The rockefellers literally paid one of the guys who brought back a white mans skull the bounty money. 250 thousand dollars in 1957. So about 2 million in today’s money.

          They had no reason to pay for a random skull and didn’t pay any of the massive amount of fakers and hoaxes over the years. So obviously they could identify it via dental records.

          And in the local area the fact a white man was eaten was common knowledge. This was back when the Papaun’s literally believes whites were spirits. Also that balance/an eye for an eye was required in terms for justice. Hence if one tribeman killed someone else from another tribe. Someone from the original tribe must die as recompense.

          So when Dutch occupied New Guinea sent white soldiers to stop an intertribal war and ended up gunning down some natives. They took the opportunity to eat the first lone white spirit they could

          Unsurprisingly his family didn’t air how fricking gruesome their famous sons death was, best leave it as if he washed away

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      'Alayhi Salam

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >well, you'll never fly in it, you're too fat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lamo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brutal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Still throwing spears?
      He did it, the mad lad. He out-bantered an Aussie. Absolute legend.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Aussie banter comes from British roots after all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think an Abo counts. Australian culture and humour as we know isn't a brown/Abo thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if that's in public just imagine the private banter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >queen died from lack of bants
      rip

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He would have fit right in here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My personal favourite is him making fun of Alfredo Stroessner, the dictator of Paraguay right to his face in 1963.
      >It's a pleasure to be in a country that isn't ruled by its own people

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How is that mocking im sure he was in good company

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >To a group of industrial workers: "I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      These weren't even bantz. Philip was a rabid Malthusian eugenicist who hated everyone but his inbred friends and family.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You guys think he shitposted on /misc/? CEO of everything there more then average poltard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Here's another one:
      >"I frick my cousin"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone just laughed when Phil said something racists or sexist, we were racist back to him as well, he was known as "Phil the greek" one sketch show had him put on dark glasses and visiting his cousin that owned a local kebab shop. We all loved him, he just didnt give a shit.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way that's true

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, but maybe they're counting people who saw 60 seconds of it on the news?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        probably counting billions of internet bots

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing it's possible if most of India watched it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not, but as others have noted, the Commonwealth was large, and the colonial Stockholm syndrome is strong, especially among Indians.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm guessing it's possible if most of India watched it

        A good chunk of India doesn't have electricity let alone a TV

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what are you doing telling lies benchod

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Kek

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this might have been true 15 years ago but it isn't today

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Even the slums there have tvs and cable
          That’s like one of the first things people in slums set up when building, their priorities are on par with ours but their means are less lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >commonwealth
        >stockholm syndrome
        Gb2r. Ignorant fool.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Indians fricking hate the British and are still butthurt about the Colonial India. It's part of why they like Hitler so much.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Indians fricking hate the British
          You ean the descendents of the baghdad hand-rubbers who were expelled into India in the 700s, ruled with drugs and violent slavery for 1000 years, and then had their racket destroyed by the british in the late 1800s when England and France went around the world and destroyed the evil enterprises of those certain types wherever they were found?
          yeah, the descendents of those people in places like punjab and hyderabad are kind of mad, but the rest of them are cool with it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            fricking hate the British
            Their women sure didn't 😉

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >ancient history
            didn't Churchill starve like a couple millions of those

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              did he? or dd the indian government mismanage things and do it to themselves?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not really indians are pretty chill its pakis who hate the british

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Indians fricking hate the British
          Only the uppity middle class ones we see. The average poor Indian worships Britain

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's probably as true as most streaming figures.

      like, I watched five minutes of it split into two bits, I probably only count as one view.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I agree

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Has to be potential audience. They pull that same shit with the Super Bowl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I watched like 5 seconds of it while eating while my father was ranting again about shooting all blue blood parasites.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      every national tv of the world basically displayed it, I watched it for like an hour to shitpost on Cinemaphile, my mom watched it, my dad watched it for a bit. Everyone heard about it and saw a clip or a photo. Figures are true but is more of potential max viewership since everyone displayed, real figures are probably on the 1-2 billion

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    achually 6 gorrilion

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't, feels good not being an NPC.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Justice For George Floyd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      George Floyd got justice. Hes dead.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ummm RoPsisters? Our 25 million is looking pretty pathetic right now...

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5-10 stations giving full coverage
    Who would have thought that if you just show one thing everyone has to watch it - Genius.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I respect the hustle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the most important happening in our life. Even World War III would not be as important. This is the history we CHOOSE to witness.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you have a pathetic life homosexual

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even as a monarchist I don’t think this is quite accurate. It was probably playing on a lot of public televisions

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people keep telling me the British monarchy is irrelevant when everyone on earth is obsessed with them

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dont believe it for a second. I dont know a single person who even gave a shit this old b***h died.

    Most conversations went like this "The queen died."
    "finally?"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao. You’re like the morons on Twitter who think their bubble is representative of reality

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No one cares that a shriveled old fart died.

        The only reason to care was for betting purposes or to see if she rose up out of the grave.

        Sorry no one cared about queen crusty. 🙁

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          im trans btw

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            Also she was problematic anyway. Sub to my onlyfans to see my girlwiener <3

            Its weird to think that only troons could hate on her.

            I really just didnt give a shit if she lived or died. her life had no bearing on my daily life in anyway. I dont care about her "colonialism" or that she hurt people... obviously she didnt frick up enough people if c**ts are still crying about her.

            I'm just saying, she's just another political celebrity, and like all celebrities and politicians, if I could press a button to unalive them (and troons) all right now, I would.

            You gays are weird.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >another political celebrity
              She was a connection to the old world of tradition, where rulers got their mandate from God. Even if her role was ceremonial (which was her stupid choice) she transcends some random political c**t.
              No one cares if you care.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Then why are you still talking homosexual?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                durp durp fricking moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >(which was her stupid choice)
                So she's a dumb c**t. Now why should I care about this particular dumb c**t?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Also she was problematic anyway. Sub to my onlyfans to see my girlwiener <3

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's time to dilate, hon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don't know anybody incel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone cared, this has been the most unifying culture event in decades. For once everyone shut down seething leftoids and protesters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nope. I'm happy leftoids and troons got shit on by normal people, but I still dont care that grandma died.

        Hopefully markel will be next.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >my fwends dont care so no 1 care eber
      This is the logic of the modern man.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >imagine getting mad that someone doesnt give a shit that queen crusty died.
        BLIMEY ROIT SHAME INIT

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          homie I don't care either but I'm not enough of a dunce to assume everyone else is like that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, but you are stupid enough to think a wealthy family wont lie to bolster numbers to a ceremony that means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

            I bet you think Biden got 81 million votes too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, nobody in that constant 7 mile queue of people 24 hours a day for several days cared at all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But why?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          bongs love to queue

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it's in London, so automatically half the people that are there aren't even British and the rest are tourists. I meet my family at the pub every Sunday and we spoke about it for the whole of about 5 minutes

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I imagine londoners feel closer to the royal family considering they're practically on their doorstep

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that's definitely true but if you've been to London as someone living in England, it's like visiting another country now. Not trying to be raycis but I just don't like it down there.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm Scottish, never been to London. I view it as an entity that is separate from the rest of the UK

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                based. if ever I'm doing a short holiday at home, I go to Scotland. I don't understand what you're saying but it's better than London

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >norf

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                aye

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the ratings when they raise her from the dead

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, youre telling me a lot of normies, many being shitskin who recently got television, watched a funeral of one of the most famous and forced important people ever? Holy shit, no way! Wow im shocked, absolutely baffled, holy moly.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bullshit

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am in bongland and I didn't watch. Pray for me, they are coming.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MI5 are on their way lad, good luck.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oi! D'ye got yer "Skipping tha Queen's Funeral" loicense?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we'll find you and we'll send you to fricking Rwanda you traitorous c**t

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That many people have TV's?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hasan is right about how people just feel the compulsive need be peasants. It's like we're biologically predisposed to worship and defend the rich and powerful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >need be peasants
      Most people are peasants. Hierarchy is eternal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >listening to some nobody wine commie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >most infamous coward in the western world
        >nobody

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I just know he's a rich commie streamer and he got called out by Sam Hyde at their E-celeb boxing thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >watch or at least be familiar with the message of twitch streamers
      >call other peasants
      I hate monarchism, and sausage wholesaler and tabloid-baron monarchism especially but Jesus Mary and Joseph.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick is Hasan?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Popular twitch streamer with the lowest IQ left wing takes possible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Very brave of him to call out the rich and powerful from his $3M mansion

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        $3m in LA isn't even a lot. It's 5 rooms and some of his family lives there.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's not all his net worth, just how much one of his properties is worth. The point is he's another 0.01 percenter preaching about how bad rich people are

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Hasan
            >.01%er
            Poor morons like you have no concept of actual wealth. Hasan is a brokey compared to actual rich elites.

            $3m is a lot for a house you moronic Black person.

            >$3m is a lot for a house
            In bum frick Ohio sure, but in LA it's not shit. Hasan has 5 bedrooms half of which his family lives in. It's basically just a larger than average house.
            Actual rich people buy houses worth $50m+ in LA, and never actually spend time in it because they're at their beach house in Fiji.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        $3m is a lot for a house you moronic Black person.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I know

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ironic given that Hasan also cultivates a court of Twitch peasants and reacts very aggressively to any form of dissent.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        these paypigs are too blind to see the nobility-peasant dynamic literally manifest in front of their eyes as they rush to renew their twitch subscription

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hesrightyouknow.jpg

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking skin coat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It's like we're biologically predisposed to worship and defend the rich and powerful
      yes? everything in nature follows the master-slave morality. man to woman. king to his subjects.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hasan
      lmao imagine listening to a turkroach. have a nice day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YOU'RE FINNA DIE HASAN, YOU'RE GONNA DIEEEE

      IM COMING TO KILL YOU.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Leftoids realizing why institutions like religion and monarchies were necessary for so long and why the past 300 years of liberalism and briefly marxism is an exception not the rule
      LOL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hasan is right
      >The same guy who has said for years to Punch a Nazi, who calls Sam Hyde a Nazi, won't fight him in a boxing match for millions of dollars

      Your hero is weak, you follow a weak ideology, you are inherently weak.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick is Hasan?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's not worth your attention anon. Just a Twitch streamer.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is a parody account.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why did this thread keep going after this? That's not his actual account and not a checkmark after his name, it's a dot. If you check the account description it literally says it's a parody.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't watch it, i am superior

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    (YOU) don't rule shit homie. Only the few wealthy do. Don't ride on others coattails, make your own success

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way that's possibly true
    I'm an English speaking person and didn't watch it. No way random villagers in Africa, Southeast Asia, China and India were watching it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >English speaking person
      >person
      you dont know what do you have between your legs? newspeak homosexuals get the rope

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Were they watching?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the colonizer become the colonized
      ironic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you not see them in the crowds at the funeral, everyone was watching regardless.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      living in a small norf town makes me feel like the refugee now. I hate going to cities in this country. nothing but nogs and pakis. we're going to be dead in a century

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Biggest ratings sever for Christ Our Lord.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a Britbong and I watched it all. My whole workplace was demanding it off ‘to watch it’ I have no doubt most did. Every business I know of was closed too.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched chainsaw-man trailer instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Redditman is going to flop hard once people realise MAPPA is cutting corners like they do with every adaption

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't get why people are so schizophrenic about this. Hating countries like UK and US and then consooming everything they produce religiously

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hating countries like UK and US and then consooming everything they produce religiously
      Most people are at heart NPCs no matter how much they try to claim otherwise.
      t. didn't watch the funeral and doesn't give a single shit about the inbred Windsor pedos

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a filipino ones told me whites have no culture despite only consuming american and british culture and products and living in england

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >schizophrenic
      I don't think you know what this word means.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They just buried her? Hasn't she been dead for a couple weeks?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      11 days

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Great Britain is the centre of the world. If says so on my world map.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a burger and watched it all, my hands were sweating for these poor guys, imagine having to not only bear the coffin but the royal crown, orb and scepter on top, the frickin king of England walking right behind you, I'd fricking piss myself, how do you even get this job?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      be good at walking
      get noticed for being good at walking
      get chosen to be the good walking carrier man

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nigel, come quickly. We should hire this man to carry the queen's coffin!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it is a sought after role, they are usually soldiers who climbed a few ranks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Theyre all big lads in the grenadier guards, got to be over 6ft tall.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Complete bullshit. The majority of those viewers would have to be Indian and Chinese. I am calling bullshit, no one in those countries gives a single frick about the queen and I doubt people in China are even allowed to watch it.
    The only people who would watch it are in Europe and America. Americans? No fricking way they are watching this shit. UK? Yeah, probably most of them watched it. Rest of Europe? No fricking way. I don't know a single person who gives a single frick about the queen. Not a single person I know has even mentioned that she died.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Americans? No fricking way they are watching this shit

      You underestimate the power of the middle-aged WASP women of America.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Americans are obsessed with the royals, moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This was only true for Diana and hasn't been true since

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nonsense, they even interrupted their mandatory daily Holocaust lessons for them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      every single person from these countries derives their rights her throne. we arent like americans who get their rights directly from god. god granted regency and the regent granted us rights.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only 2 fricking states of canada are actually bound to the royal family and 1 of them didn't even allow for commemorating today lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          and? if you have any rights they were granted by the crown. your statement doesnt change that. I hate liberty as much as the next guy but im glad we are at liberty instead of completely owned

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >assassination of John F Kennedy

      Was this really a live broadcast?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes. it was well known around the world but it had to be kept a surprise for JFK and his family

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd much rather see a breakdown of the percentage of how many people could have potentially watched that did. There were billions fewer televisions on the planet in 1963 than there are today.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there were billions less people as well

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'd much rather see a breakdown of the percentage of how many people could have potentially watched that did. There were billions fewer televisions on the planet in 1963 than there are today.

          cope, there were also less anti-monarchists and people didn't have shit to do back then

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the frick is Live 8

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They did another Live Aid to coincide with the G8 summit in 2005. You probably weren't born then.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Live Aid but 20 years late and somehow worse.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Some of us work for a living to support our families and could give a shit about Africa or Americans favorite pets/new gods.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't know The Wall performed live in Berlin in 1990, before his career even started!

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bullshit. It's Monday and most of the world is not taking the day off to watch an old white lady get stuck in the ground.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who 27% here?

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pretty insane that republicanism is dead because leftists and Black folk are controlled opposition

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    63% of the worlds population!

    That's totally insane. Turns out having your face on most of the worlds money is good promo for your funeral.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That literally is impossible and makes no sense

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I will have you taken to the stocks if you are not careful.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Americans... how could you be so callous? Explain yourselves right now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not my problem

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if this entire procession doesn't lead to an swell of British nationalism and a final uncuckening nothing will.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >if this entire procession doesn't lead to an swell of British nationalism
      British nationalism has been doing nothing but fricking the country for the past seven years you moron. Maybe a bit less nationalism and a bit more thinking and common sense, hm?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you actually trying to derail a thread about the Queen's funeral over Brexit? Let it go.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Are you actually trying to derail a thread about the Queen's funeral over Brexit
          I wasn't the one that started talking about how we need more British nationalism, Black person.
          >Let it go.
          I'll let it go when the Tories admit they lied and the Tory voters admit they're moronic cum-slurping NPCs that want the UK to be a pure monarchy again.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao 7 years later spouting the same bullshit, sad

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ah bless. Would you like another referendum? Best of three? You can't. Frick off.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Brexit wasn't decided on party lines, tories and Labour were on both sides.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Total fricking bullshit.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >121 replies
    >over a tweet from a parody account
    Smells like newbie infestation in here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no one is talking about the tweet newbie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Look at how many direct replies the OP has

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I know youre moronic, you dont need to tell everyone else.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >omg Cinemaphile is like totally full of newbies today!! omg!! they are fooled by stupid _ tweetman!!

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had a tv since 2009

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IRL kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why can't other countries produce irl kino like this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there's military parades in pretty much every country in the world

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So 37% of the world population don't have a job and /or don't sleep at night?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >37% of the world population don't have a job
      it's probably higher

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not everyday you see a reptilian queen funeral.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    based
    we cucked the rest of the world again
    JFs seething

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they so cringe, self-obsessed and cucked, bros?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >trinity

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love that Canada is going to need to redesign their money because a foreign mascot died. Loving every laugh

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5.1 bil
    >63% of the world population
    The world population is 7.8billion.
    63% would be 4.8bil. Not 5.1. 300mil difference is a lot of people. That's four times the population of the UK. The prince and his people cannot into basic fricking math, no wonder he married a dumb slag.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I will say this: whoever did Kate Middleton's makeup for the funeral managed to nullify the deadness in her eyes for the first time ever. She looked like an attractive human female she deserved to be instead of the ice cold stepford wife she became.
      Probably gonna rub one out to the grieving princess later today.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I miss when she had s bit of fat on her

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          When was that? Even when she was pregnant, she was very slim everywhere other than the midsection.

          I like to imagine her in full leathers wielding a whip because that's what people who have everything in life must be into, right? she probably likes to put cigs out on William for kinks

          She would never do anything so improper. She is a high-glass gal.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Before marriage

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >She is a high-glass gal.
            exactly

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              DAMNIT!

              Before marriage

              pic related from circa 2005...is that not still very thin?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She had puppy fat face

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like to imagine her in full leathers wielding a whip because that's what people who have everything in life must be into, right? she probably likes to put cigs out on William for kinks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Remember that thing a few weeks ago about William getting pegged?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I miss when she had s bit of fat on her

        I like to imagine her in full leathers wielding a whip because that's what people who have everything in life must be into, right? she probably likes to put cigs out on William for kinks

        for me, it's catwalk kate

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >meets 19 year old William in 2001
          >literally groomed to be his wife soon after
          >didn't matter if they were on and off
          He literally did not suffer

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That can't possibly be true, it implies widespread TV exposure in subsaharan Africa and China

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes Hello sirs, I did the needful and watched her majesty's funeral, she did not show bobs and vagene

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty addictive watching them march, the pall bearers got so good at picking her coffin up they were throwing it about like a sack of potato's by the end, even laughing.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I saw the reports a few days ago of an expected 4.1 billion viewers, no fricking way it's as high as 5.1billion though, that sounds absurd.
    It was an awe inspiring event though, so frankly I do hope it's true. The sheer scale of it all was incredible.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Germany here dont know a single person who watched this shit

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [x]

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this a real account? can't imagine tweeting about how many people watched my granny's funeral

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If 5 billion people watched my grandma's funeral, God bless her, I'd be pretty proud of that fact too.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    guess I'm part of the 37% who rightfully does not give a shit about some English (German) Royal family of dysgenic inbreds.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Evidently.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I AM THE 37%!

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So did the Queen mog 9/11 and Michael Jackson? OJ is rookie numbers.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Constitutional monarchies have the worst parts of democracies and absolute monarchies.
    Absolute monarchs at least have to work for their bread, constitutional monarchs are just freeloaders.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >posing constantly for the cameras in your path

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's not Kate is it? It's been a while since I've seen her.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Meghan you faceblind moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she had a Blackplasty, will must have junglefever

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    g guys "leaders" are totally their to pay respects

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this his official account lmao? Why the frick would you post that as some clout

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And not one of those people or those crowds will stand up to the government and get them out.

    Fricking npcs

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Went to the beach instead

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Prince Philip of Denmark and Greece, House of Glücksburg
    >Anglo
    Your obsession is just sad at this point.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no fricking way

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No idea if thats true but I do appreciate Brits at least weren't just grief tourists today. They always turned out for a chance to celebrate the Queen when she was around.

    This was her Platinum Jubilee celebrations just a few months ago.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The whole country knew she wouldn't see another year so they all turned out.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to the UK!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      would smash
      t. bong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If there are beautiful buxom brown babes like this in the UK I might as well take a hammer to my teeth now so I could fit in once I move there.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I might as well take a hammer to my teeth now so I could fit in once I move there
        German tier humour

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >posting the viewing figures of your nan's funeral while still at the service
    pretty based

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most kino moment?

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Society craves monarchy

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hurr she did this she did that
    lol brit monarch can only dissolve a parliament (by request of PM) or fricking storm it and arrest everyone but gl with that

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised I actually teared up a few times watching the procession.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was pretty sad on the day she died and there were loads of clips of what the country used to be like but I think the reason I was sad is mainly because of how much things have changed. As soon as I started seeing footage of masses of people holding smartphones trying to get shitty photos of what was happening, the sadness dissipated

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't believe 60% of world pop have high-speed internet access

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where was Putin? I didn't see him there.

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was kino. i fell asleep while watching the live stream and ended up inadvertently astral projecting to meet the queen's transitory spirit. she was on a big grassy hill looking out at a sunset, and there was something like a large spacious tomb going into the hill.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >sunset
      The sun never set on the British Empire

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Fan favourite character returns for the sequel.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the last season. It's gonna get cancelled.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Proof?

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was at work, but I watched the highlights when I got in. I'm more eager to watch the coronation of King Charles III, whenever it happens.

    Le Roy le veult, lads :^)

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Greatest gen will die off in your lifetime

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will they ban horses after this?

    They poop everywhere and everyone in the procession stepped on poop

    I bet even the royals who walked all discarded their shoes permanently after

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      never saw any of the horses during all of this shit once, even though, yes, horses do shit everywhere. I reckon they give them some drugs to constipate them or something.

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't even know the funeral was happening. Even if I did I wouldn't have watched it.

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i visited yahoo earlier any they were auto streaming it
    even tho im not even remotely interested they count that as a view
    you can cut that number in half if not more due to any site autoplaying it for free views.

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That was today?

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The queen will never match this moment.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a gay man slightly changing the lyrics he wrote for a proto-thot for the funeral of a libtard neo-thot who didn't understand royalty isn't about personal celebrity (which ended up killing her)
      Kek. Sure.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >proto-thot
        >neo-thot
        KEK! Those phrases capture Marilyn and Diana, respectively, perfectly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh don't give us none of your aggravation
      >We've had it with your discipline
      >Oh, Saturday night's alright for driving
      >Get your fricking face caved in

      >Splattered oil like a diesel train
      >Gonna set this crash alight
      >'Cause Saturday night's the night I like
      >Saturday night's alright alright alright, ooh

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a old British person dies

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    count me as part of the 37%

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More royals need to die more ratings !

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      more like more holidays, although today has been shit. everything is shut. only the pakis have kept their shops open

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Monarchy WON

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was there man

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    America bros our response!?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rip grandma

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thanks tubby

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Get a monarch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Aim
        >Shoot
        IT'S FIRE, YOU DUMB c**t.

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not like they could fricking escape it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >babestation
      is that still a fricking channel? I used to watch that when I was a kid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Titty channels still a thing in 2022
      You'd have thought the internet would have killed them off by now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        before my grandad died of dementia, he had loads of subscriptions to porno mags. I reckon there's a whole generation of old fogies still enjoying that shit

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't watch this and I didn't know that it was happening. Suck it, world.

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When did we became 8 billion? Is this another case of muh 6 gorillion people?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it was news to me as well. nigs and bugs must be on the rise. makes sense given what my town has turned into

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      According to U.N. figures we're two months away from a World population of 8 Billion
      https://www.un.org/en/desa/world-population-reach-8-billion-15-november-2022

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You know Nigolas was getting some of that Orlando Coom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why, is nigolas a bumder? it's hard to tell these days

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched it, but that seems like a crazy overestimation.

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you believing legitimate propaganda.

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When you try so hard to become edgy you become a normie

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all the shops are shut
    >only got 2 bottles of wine in the house
    >forgot to stock up yesterday
    >got 1 glass left and I'm barely drunk
    I want to die. I'm going to get rat arsed tomorrow.

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