Realistically, Emma and Jean should have been a couple, with some sort of sharing agreement with Scott.

Realistically, Emma and Jean should have been a couple, with some sort of sharing agreement with Scott.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Emma still dating Tony? And she likes to meet girls as teenagers or younger who she gets in bed with.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How does time travel work, did Jean remember that time she was groomed by Emma in black leather the whole time, or did the memories just suddenly appear?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So before the original 05 X-Men go back to their own time they had a psychic block placed on them. So when The Pastels went back that's the point in which the present cells got those memories back and is why Kamala is not dead.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >know Emma for years
        >one day suddenly remember you made out ten years ago
        Must be awkward.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            For a second when I first saw that image I thought God was Tiny compared to Emma and she was holding him up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you think about it, That's probably where Madelyn's entire schtick comes from–subconscious re-enactment of that time she was groomed by Emma

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only the combined efforts of Emma, Jean, Kitty, and all the Stepford Cuckoos can fix her.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What? How?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sextuple penetration

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Sextuple penetration
                What is that?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's double penetration in all three orifices

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah, that was just Phoenix Envy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >CARLOOOOOS!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the bdsm outfit at least

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think you're on to something here... What parallels can we draw between the White Queen and the Goblin Queen?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Emma groomed Jean
            >Madelyn groomed Nate
            we must dig deeper!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shadowcat is an adult, dumbass

      >hurr durr hand on chin must be grooming

      sheer projection

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shadowcat was a young teenager when she met Emma who was an adult at the time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are married
      Brevoort and the editorial are keeping Ironfrost for good.
      Pretty much Tony's last hooray before the inevitable and planned Reboot next year.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scratch and sniff comics could save the industry from collapse.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, Dazzler should employ Jubilee and Boomer as her pyrotechnics team.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Them being a pop punk band ala the misfits/90's bubble gum pop britney spears called the Demolition Girls would be kind of cool.

      Makes for good drama and eventual make up sex for the giant sized issue. Comics need to do something to drum up sales.

      >Tries to go full dyke and get the girl she's in a violent confrontation with into bed.
      >Girl is a victim of emotionally violent lesbian rape at the hands of a female teacher who was found dismembered and multiple victims came forth
      >Doesn't realize she's going to be in the same concrete barrel the "trusted female mentor" was stuffed into by her parents.
      Please.
      Go full after school special with an edge

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed, everyone wins in the throuple scenario - especially the gooners and the audience at home 🙂

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Because girls can't share anything. Not even an apartment. Every time girls live together, within six months, they all hate each other, and somebody gets stuck with a twelve hundred dollar phone bill. That's fact.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Makes for good drama and eventual make up sex for the giant sized issue. Comics need to do something to drum up sales.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Shut the frick up Tucker.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too big, makes them look goofy. Breasts should be subtle and elegant.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That kind of thinking gets you labeled "Gay" around here.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gay homie

          Nothing could be more straight than appreciating the natural female form, and nothing more gay than attempting to exaggerate it into something unrecognizable.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gay homie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, Emma is one of the few super heroines with canonically fake breasts. Frick off.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there actually any poly couples in Marvel Comics?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Archie and Betty and Veronica

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scott/Logan/Jean, the point of this thread. homosexuals are divisive and unlikable, but lesbians appeal broadly to the comic book demographic. The idea of a self insert sharing his wife with a hairy manlet is gross and off putting, but the idea of a self insert being shared by his wife and girlfriend, who possibly also share each other in a rimming friends kind of way, is appealing. Marvel has no idea how to market itself anymore.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vicky cristina barcelona

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe we should try to make the X-men less of a promiscuous, "free-love", society that borders on a degenerate cult.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Girls kissing isn't the same.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah frick that noise, I say we let them frick off to Asteroid M and make it a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah. Except Nightcrawler cause he's Catholic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Realistically nobody would frick Nightcrawler anyways since he looks like a literal monster.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Marvel Presents:
        Uncanny BDX-Men

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >some sort of sharing agreement with Scott.
    >"Every time it's my turn you reprogram him to be gay!"

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've done this. Not worth it. STAY AWAY FROM ANYONE WHO SUPPORTS SHIT LIKE THIS.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seems to work for Alan Moore, who by all accounts is a well adjusted and productive fellow

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a israeli satanist that lives in darkness and sports a Manson beard

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The joke was he got cucked and it didn't end well for his relationship.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she and rogue are a thing in an alt future

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >let's turn more straight characters into homosexuals
    What the hell's wrong with you OP? You some kind of homosexual?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In a world of troons and gays, why are modern muties hated again?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Emma should have been real and been a part of a couple with MEEEEEE.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta repopulate the mutant race.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I say it's more genetic condition or anomaly than a race.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your on the wrong side of history

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