Realistically, how would Steven take it?

Realistically, how would Steven take it?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    realistically you're an insufferable homosexual liking a mediocre show, kys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      These win the thread. Steven is a fat frick pansy so no need to keep this thread open.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He'd turn into a monster again. I don't think Connie would risk it knowing how Steven's mental state effects his powers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What if the dick was that good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She would try to resist

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Then she'd share it with Steven.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, he would just watch

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure Kevin wouldn't touch stevonnie's paginis.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Considering he was still interested in having stevonnie around after learning the truth, pretty sure he wanted a girl with a pagnis.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kevin looks like he has a tight bussy here

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He’s probably bigger than Steven

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stevens penis is superior in every way than that cretins genitalia

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Implying Kevin won’t end up fricking Pearl on Steven’s bed

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He would frick all the gem pussy he wants. Leave earth and take his rightful place as a galaxy warlord. Maybe come back a couple of decades in the future when Connie and that guy has a family, only to conquer earth and enslave humanity. Then take Connie and her family and kill them in front of her and then force her to watch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He'd turn into a monster again. I don't think Connie would risk it knowing how Steven's mental state effects his powers

      "he" is going to 41% himself for being a failure as a man and a human bean.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >with zero rental payments

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steven's always got Spinel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, YES

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Puu
        kys

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This better?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Puu
          Based

          Duality of Cinemaphile

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Puu
        Based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This better?

        Uh oh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Kevin steals every girl/gem Steven tries to get with
          Incredibly based

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He's gunning for Steven himself

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I like to think Kevin is really obsessed with Stevonnie and will do anything to make them his. He's breaking Steven down by stealing Connie from him, and the only way he could be with Connie again is if they become a permanent fusion and serve as Kevin's personal bawd.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >He's breaking Steven down by stealing Connie from him,
                It’s why he constantly makes sure Steven is watching. Connie tries to be understanding but if the choice is between her pleasure by Kevin and Steven’s feelings. She’s gonna let herself be used

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                tbh I want wholesome Kevin/Stevonnie. That ship should have been endgame and the show should have ended with a flash forward epilogue where Stevonnie has settled down with Kevin as a housewife surrounded by kids.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine how Steven feels. I like to think of an AU where Kevin is the one rejuvenated Pearl listens to

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine when Spinel starts dating Steven and she meets Kevin at a party

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Whenever Steven gets a new girlfriend he has to try his best to not let her meet Kevin. But somehow Kevin always finds out, Spinel would be no different.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It will happen at his house more often than not. Kevin claimed to be a friend of Steven’s, Spinel let him him, and they got to talking. She ends up laughing at his jokes and Kevin ends up charming her with his looks. She liked Steven because she wasn’t used to human boys. She didn’t realize they weren’t all short fat boys, some could be quite handsome. A kiss or two later and Steven comes home to squeaking in his bedroom and Spinel having Kevin cum in her

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          When will kevin stop being so based

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Never. He’s going for all of Steven’s Gems friends

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Kevin steals every girl/gem Steven tries to get with
          Incredibly based

          >Spinel rejuvenating every Gem she can so Kevin can take advantage of them

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sauce?

          • 2 years ago
            Mishal

            https://twitter.com/inusbij00/status/1513855948858662917

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why was Steven so jealous

              • 2 years ago
                Mishal

                He was being protective, not jealous. Connie was acting the same way.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She just likes Kevin

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Based Haremchad Kevin

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Of all the people to pair him with why this one? I thought she was like broken toy or something that was in love with the diamonds. Is it cause she was pink diamonds toy and now shes drawn to him because hes a pink diamond, if so isn't that kinda abusive? I always thought he looked better with the pearl or the other indian guy./

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There's seemingly a portion of the fandom that unironically things Steven and Spinel were made for each other because...? Well really no because, since they refuse to acknowledge that Steven doesn't like Spinel or at least feels awkward or that fact they were both abused by his mom or damaged to some extent...
          >so isn't that kinda abusive?
          Yes, but apparently they can "heal" together
          >Pearl
          She would smother him and would have hang ups over his mother, especially if he resembles her when he grows up
          >Indian Guy
          I'm not sure tbh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You probably forgot, but it's implied that Spinel fell for him, and Steven went out of his way to understand her and help her throughout the movie. Steven had Spinel wrapped around his little finger and Steven was brimming with hope for Spinel, even when she was fighting him with everything she had.
          Obviously, Steven isn't in love with Spinel, but the dynamic was very interesting. It's just a shame the movie's climax was a massive anticlimax, then Future dropped every ball in its court, especially when it came to Spinel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Best pairing. Sad Steven started to suck after the time skip

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And she’d have to work fast, there’d be an actual line of gems trying to frick him. They’ve been on earth long enough by now that they’ve found porn. Hell there’s probably several gems on Exclusive aficionado by that point, you know it’s going to be an interest.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Like bike cuck.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has this happened to any of you? Being friends with someone and you think you'll get together but they go with someone else?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >New girl starts at work
      >kind of chunky, quiet, asian girl
      >very shy doesn't speak to anyone
      >start talking to her
      >both of us are the same age
      >she opens up to me
      >tells me about her family, her goals, basic stuff
      >exchange numbers and socials
      >we start talking about stuff we have in common
      >shows we both like
      >movies we're excited for
      >we get inside jokes and I'm able to make her laugh
      >geniune laugh not a polite smile but a snorting, bellowing, guffaw
      >would love to take her out on dates but she had a boyfriend
      >quit work because of vaccine mandate
      >she didn't want to get it but she already had before I told her my plan
      >conversations die offin texts
      >never get a chance to hang out
      >one day decide get reccomended her boyfriend to friend
      >she had no pictures on her account (said she wasn't a fan of social media) so decide to go through his
      >this guy had so many pictures of them together
      >he was a Cinemaphile handsome mexican
      >pictures of them hanging out on a boat
      >her on a motorcycle
      >they look so happy
      >delete my account
      >cry
      >sad cum to sleep
      She was so cool

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        TL;DR

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ahaha what a fricking cuck. You should probably just have a nice day.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nag. I'll keep it pushing. Theres plenty of women out there. Instead of feeling sad just gotta become the type of person who desreves her. We're all gonna make it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Rock on.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wow. More wholesome than I expected. You just went from cucked homosexual cucked homosexual I can root for.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ahaha what a fricking cuck. You should probably just have a nice day.

            Bnuuygay better get the rope now

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Anon... I said we're ALL gonna make it. ALL of us.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can someone write a Steven version of this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>she didn't want to get it but she already had before I told her my plan
        what was this plan?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >what was this plan?
          crashing this plane, with no survivors

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >quit work because of vaccine mandate
        Pussy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >would love to take her out on dates but she had a boyfriend
        Why does this matter?
        Just cuck him what the frick? You really are a b***h lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically this. You want to be with her, not with her boyfriend. If there was even a little bit of sexual tension then he would had a chance of making her doubt. At least anon reedemed himself with this superior mentality

          Nag. I'll keep it pushing. Theres plenty of women out there. Instead of feeling sad just gotta become the type of person who desreves her. We're all gonna make it

          .

          >Kevin steals every girl/gem Steven tries to get with
          Incredibly based

          Kevin always came off to me as a twink, kek.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Unironically this.
            So you're telling me that if you had a crush/sexual tension with your female friend who was already taken, you proceed to get her to cheat on him with you? Or risk making yourself look like an ass (clown) or a creep who read into things?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Man, now that's another way of seeing things. I went out of my way to not come off as a dick (still failed), but honestly, it's just like how things are sometimes, depending in many moronic factors. Women have doubts like pretty much everything else, so if their man is an ass and you're better, then who fricking knows. Anon's case wasn't like this one, that's why i refer to his conclusion as superior.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't come off as a dick (wasn't my intention either). I don't disagree with your take on if the S/O is shitty than it's all fair, but your post just sounded like if/when you feel something or see a moment you'd take a chance regardless of anything. It seems more radical if that was your next conclusion on what you/someone should do. If its any consolation, that wasn't inherently a bad idea, but like you referred to here, more factors/evidence is required first.
                >Anon's case wasn't like this one, that's why i refer to his conclusion as superior.
                Yeah, should've acknowledged this in my last post, glad he came out better than being some dick or ass.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >your post just sounded like if/when you feel something or see a moment you'd take a chance regardless of anything
                Not at all, that it's just too opportunistic; something that a desperate moron would try while masking himself as a nice homosexual. Shame it sounded in the wrong way. Anyway, glad to see we're on the same page in some way or another my dude, and don't worry, you didn't came off as a dick either. Have this Lapis as a show good faith.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Have this Lapis as a show good faith.
                Thanks, here have this. Thanks for the convo and enjoy the rest of the day

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Goodspeed, based anon. You do good too.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Kevin always came off to me as a twink
            So are male K-Pop idols, but they're constantly fricking someone's girlfriend lol. Kevin is rich, has a nice car and is very confident when talking to girls. I have no doubts that Kevin probably has a long history of stealing girlfriends and dumping them shortly after due to boredom and chasing the new pretty girl.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I think he would stick with Connie. Who knows they might invite Steven to the baby shower

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He sticks with Connie because he likes fricking Steven. Before he would pump and dump every girl he got with, but the pleasure he gets from seeing Steven's heart broken is the greatest feeling he has ever felt. The feeling is so addicting he proceeds to steal Amethyst, Pearl, and Garnet the mother figures to Steven. Kevin is building a harem of women and gems full of Steven's loved ones. Kevin will go so far as to bring one of the Rose Quartz that looked just like his mom and proceed to frick her right in front of him.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Would Kevin move into the house once he’s with Amethyst, Pearl or Garnet?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They're roommates. But Steven sleeps on the floor while Kevin fricks Steven's 3 mommies on his bed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Pearl will just end up serving Kevin now. She just now sees Steven as her boyfriend’s fat roommate

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How did he seduce them

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Kevin will go so far as to bring one of the Rose Quartz that looked just like his mom and proceed to frick her right in front of him.
                Did Steven cum

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He came in his pants while crying like a b***h.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine when he finds out he can’t get it up unless Kevin is with a girl he likes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kevin is a good bro. He'll record himself fricking Connie, and any gem Steven cares about and send it to Steven's phone so he can jerk his tiny dick.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He and Connie found out the first time Steven caught them in bed. They thought he would be angry or cry, not have a little hard prick up.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What else would he use it for? Connie would never let Steven near her with that

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Even the Diamonds?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh please. Cucking Steven is one thing but now your drifting into Greg’s territory. Nobody is going to leave the Murderwiener except in a dustbin.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          if she’s willing to cheat on him, she’ll cheat on you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Cinemaphile
        Perfect, wait until he realizes he’s gay, dumps her for a twink, then you get the rebound

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        put me in the screencap

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No one Checked? Put me in the screen cap now!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >quit work because of vaccine mandate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Quit work because of vaccine mandate

        And you fricked up! Asians live and die by work and quitting is a quick way to lose them, might as well accepted being "let go" since there was too many lay offs so that could have been explained better. Second mistake was getting curious of that mexican Chad and should have blocked them both right there and then.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>quit work because of vaccine mandate
        lol based moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldnt do anything under duress. Especially when that thing gets thrown out the window half a year later. The job I quit is no longer requiring it. neither is 80% of the jobs in the country. They may ask but it's unrequired

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It sounds like you quit your job under duress.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The choice was either give in or go out screaming and sounding/looking like a sperg. The only way to win was not to play. so I walked

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Put me in the screencap

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>quit work because of vaccine mandate
        deserved it moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Friends with a shy, petite, girl.
        >Her boyfriend is an absolute caveman
        >All I can imagine is that she's his cum dump
        >How can she go from legs up, ankles crossed, moaning like a cat in heat to joking about our favorite teen drama?
        >It's unfair

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A quiet woman with 0 sexual appeal who you see daily. It's always shocking to see her boyfriend.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >kind of chunky, quiet, asian girl
        >he was a Cinemaphile handsome mexican
        It's fricked that so many average (and even the dumpy looking) girls date attractive dudes these days. What's left for the rest of us losers?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe there's a confidence issue with the attractive men we need to solve.

          We need to get attractive guys to be shallow again.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That also sounds kinda unfair and horrible. I wonder if biologically speaking, a good chunk of men just weren't meant to reproduce?

            At the very least, modern technology gives you porn, Vtubers, ASMR, and a bunch of other stuff perpetually-single dudes can use to cope

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They used to be monks and mystics, but since religion's been getting faded out its unironically been replaced by nerd culture consumerism.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That seems even worse. Imagine generations of dudes spending their whole lives in some dusty monastery or under a waterfall, dying without ever seeing a single unclothed titty

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone has a cross to bear

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of times girls don't start that way. Mexican/Cuban and Asian American girls in particular let themselves go once a relationship is stable enough

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Almost. I knew it was a crush that was just not meant to be (long distance, older girl, among other things), so I didn't beat myself up too badly about it once I learned she got a new boyfriend.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We actually did hook up, but:
      >In college, playing lots of World of Warcraft
      >Join a nice guild, a little under half are women
      >Start talking to one woman (she was 29, I was 21) in particular
      >Turns out she lives about an hour away
      >Talking turns to flirting turns to sexting and videos
      >Decide to hook up
      >Drive over to her place, lose virginity, get complemented on my pussy eating
      >Stay the weekend, lots of sex
      >For the next few months, go over there over other week, call eachother boyfriend girlfriend, while cuddling she tells me how great I am and how long we’ll be together
      >Everybody in the guild says we’re a cute couple
      >One week she goes to a party (not a wild college party, like an adult party)
      >The day after, she slowly stops talking to me or inviting me over
      >There’s always an excuse
      >She’s pretty much stopped even texting after two months
      >Ask her on WoW during a raid if she wanted to hang out
      >She says “sorry no” not bothering with an excuse
      >Flat out ask “So that’s it then?”
      >She says yes, I live too far away, she’s starting a business (selling amway), she’s got other stuff going on, etc
      >Decide to take a break from WoW after that
      >Spend the next few weeks crying, drunk, or hung over
      >Log back on
      >Guild disbanded over minor drama
      >Half the people transferred off the server
      >Stop play a little later
      >Months later find out that my ex had flown out to california and fricked the guildie who instigated the drama
      >Also she had gotten drunk and gave a married man a blow job at the party
      >Eventually stop playing WoW altogether.
      >Get a message on Facebook
      >Old guildie, lets me know that my ex had committed suicide, and asked old guildie to pass a message to me before ex shot herself
      >”she was sorry she couldn’t have been with me”
      On one hand, I clearly dodged a bullet (like she didn’t) and I don’t owe her my feelings. On the other I don’t know how to feel, and my brain shuts down when I even try to parse what I feel.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Loses virginity at 21
        Yikes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It might just be cause it happened to me, but that doesn’t seem “yikes” worthy compared to the rest.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Apparently it's embarrassing for a person to lose their virginity casually as a young adult
          Seems like you're either a virgin your or reliving your glory days

          It might just be cause it happened to me, but that doesn’t seem “yikes” worthy compared to the rest.

          Honestly. From the gangbang to her suicide, it seems oblivious to think, "wait you lost your virginity at 21". Hopefully the anon gets some help and learns to move on to better things.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cringe if you’re not religious. Based if you are.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >selling amway
        dodged a bullet there, fren

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>”she was sorry she couldn’t have been with me”
        Welp that's gotta suck to remember in the lonely hours of the night. Sorry bruh.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As someone who has been suicidal I always wanted to know what was the other side of the story after my horrible break up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pray for her soul, no joke. Yes, there's a high chance she is "technically" on hell but maybe she is on purgatory, we just don't know.
        It helps cut anything that you hold still with her and her memory, just give to God and move on.
        Or just don't, i'm not your dad.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lol what the frick Black person

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Your god is a fake gay and your faith is a crutch not a sword. The fact that we're both constantly using this website should have shown you god is dead LONG ago. The shitty things that happen to you aren't tests of your faith, they happen because human life is shit in this cobbled together shithole of a world we have created. Embrace the suck. Or don't. I'm not your dad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus fricking Christ

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus Christ

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >One one hand, I clearly dodged a bullet (like she didn't)
        anon holy lol not the time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It’s been 10 years and it’s fricked up my life, I’m allowed the morbid joke.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sorry, anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know if there is a word for that feel.

        Maybe ask Germany.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in my case she was with someone at first, but then she left the guy and I tried to get closer. I did but got friendzoned lol. Still talk to her from time to time. Just another experience I guess.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. I thought the guy was kind of an ass too, but I was kind of a pathetic simp anyway so I guess butthole was still the better option. Severed ties with both and rarely spoke to them again. Haven't dared even attempting another relationship since.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All my woman friends are married. I don't know if they think I'm gay or something (even with me cleary showing I'm not while we speak about relationships). I make woman friends more easily than man friends, but everytime they are married, and I'm just 22 years old, is 22 years old really an age to be married? Why so many people do it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        22 is incredibly young but not terribly uncommon. I think it's just a matter of young love and just being fortunate. people like that were typically with their partner since highschool so they already have the chemistry

        I'm in the same boat as you, i'm 23 and make a lot more female friends, but they are usually taken or just an absolute mess of a human being. The most recent being the cream of the crop in regards to having shit taste Probably a good sign that she didn't take a liking to me tbh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Most of my friends that gave a shit about raising a family got married around then. Those that did later did it more out of a "might as well" sentiment than actually having any plans for their lives.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Depressing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dated a girl from Karachi in college. Her parents pull her out, took her back to Pakistan where she just went to medical school there. She's now married to her cousin. Such is life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She really fricked that up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not sure why people try to be friends after something like this. If you didn't want someone's romantic feelings, you think staying around them and being close is gonna make those feelings go away?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        anon here being a fricking chad by choosing his own happines over a worse is nothing, i have a similar experience but it still not over at least not for me so i cant green text yet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She really fricked that up.

        I'm not sure why people try to be friends after something like this. If you didn't want someone's romantic feelings, you think staying around them and being close is gonna make those feelings go away?

        anon here being a fricking chad by choosing his own happines over a worse is nothing, i have a similar experience but it still not over at least not for me so i cant green text yet

        Im going to be the devils advocate(as far as Cinemaphile virgins are concerned) and "side" with the woman in this greentext. You cant control who you're attracted to.

        In this situation all that happened is that he got rejected and she lost a friend she clearly cared a lot about.

        There were no winners here.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough, but she definitely would have been happier if she took a chance on love and gave him a chance. Even if it didn't work after the first or second date, it's better to give love a chance.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Like I said, you cant control who you're physically attracted to. Anon may have even been ugly, who can say? She's not obligated to give him a date because they're friends.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Like I said, you cant control who you're physically attracted to.
              Not with that attitude.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thankfully not. Found my wife when I was 17 and been together with her for over a decade now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be 18
      >meet a dude randomly at the mall and we hit it off, become best buds
      >meet his girlfriend and her friend
      >her friend is cute
      >punk, pale white, green eyes and nice dark hair
      >they try ti set us up but she wasnt feeling it
      >meets another dude and they go out
      >dude comes out as gay literally a month into them dating
      >she turns into a Tumblr stereotypes later on.
      >starts to have a weird obsession on hating Trump, MAGA and Milo Yiannopoulos.
      >becomes a literal NPC, horrid tattoos, septum piercing, rainbow hair and problem glasses (never gained weight thought) with the same tired talking points you hear from every NPC.

      In hindsight im glad it never happened, we stayed friends but I love rubbing it in her face im checking off everything in her bucket lists without her.

      Got a decent job, traveled to all the countries she’s dreamed off and send pictures in our group chat as “haha, look where I am at this month tee hee, miss ya’ll”

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I had quite a few female friends in college but the moment the boyfriend word came across their lips my heart just sank.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all cuck posters deserve the rope

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In the ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Xth post best post

      Also he would kill her and then find a Peruvian gf.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why Peruvian?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The writer is peruvian woman

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What’s the gf like

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I dont know I never even saw a self insert character outside of Benndis in Spiderman

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Tomboy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Which writer?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He would move on to Peridot.
    /thread

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steven is a moron who grew up in a bubble where everyone was nice to him with the only tragedy being his mother's alleged death.
    Either he completely explodes or freezes up unable to process as the comfortable status quo of his reality is yet again punctured by a bully.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >or freezes up unable to process as the comfortable status quo of his reality is yet again punctured by a bully
      Would be fap to it

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He’ll troon himself thinking it will be easier to get women as “woman”.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So why did Steven have such a grudge for Kevin again? Because he pressured Stevonnie to dance with him? Steven is such a b***h, I hope Kevin steals everyone Steven loves or will love from him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope Connie and Kevin get married and invite Steven

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kevin should make Steven his best man, to really shove that knife into his heart.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine when he has to make the speech, he sees Connie in white. But not for his ass. He’ll just end up eating a slice of wedding cake alone

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Only if Kevin and Connie makes fat jokes about Steven during the wedding

            And then Kevin and Connie pull out that glowstick bracelet Steven used to proposed to Connie and they stomp on it in front of Steven while he falls to his knees crying.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Steven ends up having to be dragged out of the wedding. The last thing he sees is Connie and Kevin kissing while her ass is being groped. He spends the rest of the night constantly checking Connie’s social medias

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Only if Kevin and Connie makes fat jokes about Steven during the wedding

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would Steven accept Connie if she was knocked up with Kevin’s bastard

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Steven is always eager to please. Connie will probably ask Steven to babysit Kevin Jr while her and Kevin Sr go out on dates. And when they get back to Steven's house they will make love on Steven's bed while he's busy changing the baby's diapers. This is Steven's new life.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine when he took Connie in when she got pregnant
          He thought it meant they could be together now. What he didn’t know was that Connie just wasn’t living with Kevin and they were still together. He wanted to set up another picnic for them but Connie just ended up inviting Kevin over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >So why did Steven have such a grudge for Kevin again?
      Steven treated Kevin like a villain, so now Kevin is going to play the part and frick his girlfriend.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He probably just started hitting on Connie in Future. It’s when she’s least into Steven and when it would hurt him most

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Because he pressured Stevonnie to dance with him?
      closest to a sexual assualt a cartoon could portray. like with fusions

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This show has alot of hiatuses

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He goes full diamond and starts conquering worlds

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty well if you ask me

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SU:
    >Wow Connie, that's really great. I'm happy for you guys. (is a bit down but is genuinely happy and would most likely throw a party or smth)
    FU:
    >Emotional/Mental breakdown realizing that Connie's moving on and he doesn't matter to her. (Goes Pink Kaiju and probably teleports to Connie and confronts her)
    >Post FU:
    >Is a bit down but happy again and accepts her choice to be with one someone else (possibly comes back to congratulate them when they get engaged and married/sends post cards or messages
    >picrel
    Steven and Connie, 30 years into the future staying as good friends. Headcannon: Steven's playing Giant Woman for her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Future is best

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd only be down with this if you swapped Steven and Connie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would only do that would Nora or Fem Kevin

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I
        Maby not you, but Kevin would
        You can tell he's at least bi

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I’m talking about what is more enjoyable
          Gay stuff isn’t

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >He doesn't find enjoyment in woman getting cucked by men
            What are you, gay?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I only like it when lesbians are cucked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It wouldn't work. Steven has the grudge against Kevin not Connie. Steven getting cucked by Kevin will lead to a stronger response than Connie getting cucked by Kevin.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But what kind of response? Anger or sadness

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's ok as long as it's a woman getting cucked.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Steven has the grudge against Kevin not Connie
        i thought they both did.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steven could beat Kevin within an inch of his life, and then heal him back to 100% just so he can do it again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It won’t matter if Connie likes Kevin’s dick more

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OR
      he could give him snu snu until his pelvis breaks and heal him again just to rinse and repeat

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who do the frick's kevin? is he from a comic or something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's the guy Steven has a hate boner for because he simply asked Stevonnie to dance.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Christ, you cuck fetishists are one of the lowest forms of life. It’s you, Blacked and Bleached, and botflies, all on the bottom.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Steven just seems like the type of guy to ask Connie to go have sex with another guy for his pleasure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Loudpedos are still the bottom of the barrel, but ntr and furgays are a close second

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just like seeing Steven suffer. And him getting cucked does the job perfectly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine the proposal scene but Connie lets him know she’s actually dating Kevin when she says no.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Or better yet. Kevin comes to the beach after the proposal and Connie runs into his arms kissing him passionately, Kevin staring at Steven while he grips Connie's ass with both hands tightly.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It’s right after Connie tells him he’s a very nice guy but he has to understand she doesn’t like him that way. Steven just ends up crying on the beach that day, all while Connie looks at Kevin like she would look at him. He just ends up walking home alone, all Garnet can say to him is she’s glad Connie found a cute boyfriend

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine the roller rink episode

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He would just end up watching them together

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Look at Rose Quartz now imagine how big your wiener has to be to keep her satisfied long enough to get impregnated by you, Greg was packing a monster.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She could shapeshift anon. She fricked lots of humans long before Greg was even born. No matter the size of her partner's dick, Rose could shapeshift the perfect vegana for them. Greg is a small dick loser that loved a prostitute.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Bro stop talking about your headcanon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Says the anon pushing his "Greg has a big dick" headcanon onto everyone.

                Pearl confirmed Rose had many human partners before Greg. Greg isn't special, Greg is just the dumbass that knocked up Rose, while her other partners were smart enough not to.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Taking pearl's word knowing that she was assmad that greg cucked her

                Pearl, you need to let go.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If she was alive she would probably call Steven limpdick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For a minute i honestly believed that it was the same anon replying to himself with his cuck fantasies. And i don't even like the fat homosexual myself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s what he deserves

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Look, it’s one of the writers who ruined Adventure Time.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, but Finn is also a good candidate to cuck Steven

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >thinking a bigger cuck is a good candidate to cuck another cuck
              Let me guess, you want Star to cuck him too

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                More like Marco

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So is it just one cuck anon?

          Nah, but Finn is also a good candidate to cuck Steven

          >finn
          >a good candidate to cuck steven
          He uh... i think he falled from grace, anon. At least as far as i can remember.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It’s also what Finn deserves. To cuck someone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I still feel that scat and guro gays reign supreme at the bottom
      You actually do need to be some kind of fricked in the head to enjoy that stuff

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Going giga Chad Steven and fricking his harem of gems and beach city women Connie's mom included.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically how would it happen?
    Steven is literally destined to have a monster wiener. His dad is a rock star and his mom is a rock goddess.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His form is connected to his mental state. His penis would shrink upon being cucked and remain small until he got over it. And he can’t get over with a small wiener so it’s a cycle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In that case, Steven will simply frick both of them into submission.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you guys think so highly of Greg? He's a fricking loser, he wasn't even a successful rockstar.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >underestimating the murderwiener

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        His wiener literally murdered an alien god.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        His dick was so good it killed a space rock, fricked another space rock who was a friend of the one he killed, and has a third space rock who is only into girls and was in love with the space rock he killed thinking about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >His dad is a rock star and his mom is a rock goddess
      Rose was canon prostitute who slept with countless humans during her time on Earth. And after she got her pussy blown by thousands if not millions of guys, Greg decides to wife her up and get her pregnant which left the only girl he loved to disappear into a fat kid. How exactly did Greg win here? He basically wifed up a common prostitute and got stuck with the kid while she fricked off.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >one of the only four diamonds ever
        >common
        >not impressed by the one guy in millions who was so good she gave up her life to have his baybeh

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NTRgays should hang from a rope.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        NTR is the worst fetish.
        like, it's the emotional version of futa or scat

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You’re just saying that cause you self insert as Steven

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Futa isn't THAT bad, definitely not on the same level as eating someone else's shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not even. Futa is gay and scat is gross but ntr is sick, like devil satanic evil, as if it is some kind of curse or blight. Its in a league of its own.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Futa with balls, dick, and no vegana is superior to futa with dick and vegana.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Only if the girl has already fricked the guy getting cucked (IE if it's adultery). If they haven't, then it's just, tough luck buddy, you missed out, ha ha, guess she wasn't really your girl

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile here.
    In Darling in the Franxx a fat kid gets NTRd by the girl who he co-piloted his robot with. He gets cucked so hard he winds up being the priest at the play-wedding of his girl and the guy that stole her.

    That's what Steven would do in this situation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He did marry Ruby and Garnet. Imagine Connie looking at his wedding book and taking his ideas for her wedding with Kevin

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You cant blame Pink for being a prostitute remember her big sisters gave her whatever she wanted other than leading a colony so from her point of view bouncing on animal dicks was fine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't give Pink her own colony because she was such a prostitute. They thought Pink would be too busy fricking anything that moves on Earth to run it effectively, and look at that they were right.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No they thought Pink was too childish to properly run a colony.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Being a fricking prostitute is childish. Pink acts like a horny teenager 24/7. The other diamonds knew this.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But would Pink sleep with Kevin?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you're somehow getting cucked by an Indian dude your life is already over bruh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fat short israeli kid
      >versus indian kid
      honestly they're both bottom of the barrel, realistically connie marries a tall white doctor

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was about to nod along with you but then I realized, uhhhhhh, dude, I think the fat short israeli kid being an alien messiah with incredible powers changes the calculations a liiiiiiiiiittle bit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kevin is Indian?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He isn't? if he was mexican/hispanic he'd be shorter than her

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe just a tan

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              white people cannot get that dark anon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It’s just a tan
                Or maybe his mom or dad is black

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So hes black then

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Probably half
                Which I guess ruins Connie more for Steven

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes we can. Especially beach dwellers.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >kevin turns into a disgusting crinkly mess by the time hes 25
                wtf kevinbros

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Still better looking than Steven. I think Connie genuinely isn’t physically attracted to him

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why would she be? Steven is a fat manlet with a pussy repellant personality, if the thing about him being based off Sugar's brother is true he must fricking hate her

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You just know she was spending her time with other boys while Steven was breaking down in Future

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I mean I won't go full cuck fetish like you since NTRgays disgust me but yeah Steven having any girl interested in him is more unrealistic than the concept of gems

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think Connie would still date him. Just have a porn addiction to cope with dating him

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lapis is Sugar's self-insert. That's why Steven likes her, but not Spinel, who's just as bad (post-"redemption").

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >implying a guy like Kevin wouldn't also apply anti-wrinkle measures

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He isn’t smart

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                jesus imagine the wrinkles and skin cancer. Looking at this causes me physical pain.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lars best boy

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It wouldn't happen. After the events of Future no one would dare upset Steven. He never got over his issues, just got mad and eventually addressed them. Never even learned to control his anger/emotional damage, so everything that pisses him or upsets him could malfunction his powers or turn him into a titan. All the resolution accomplished was getting him to calm down, but realistically everyone is going to be walking on eggshells around him once he gets back from his trip. It'll be just like an abusive relationship.

    >"Steven, I'm thinking of moving to Europe to go to school...."
    >Steven doesn't say anything but starts glowing pink
    >"Ah, but I figured it would be a dumb idea, anyway let's go get you a pizza or something!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does he make Connie quit her job and education

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not until he gets because no one needs him again. Then she'll eventually cave to being perma-fused to keep him happy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I like to think Connie is mentally trapped in Stevonnie with Steven

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based Steven

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Connie and Keven take a picture together in Steven's house?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s where they had sex

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty Badly, He freaked when he got friend zoned.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The series opened up some issues with Steven technically being immortal. From his emotional state one option is he lives long enough till the trope of him eventually becoming the villian happens. The other is that he dies or pulls a rose. Then the Diamonds eventually fall back on their old habit of being evil through their interpretation of what they believe rose/steven would have wanted. Nothing will have fundamentally changed as Steven used forced band aid solutions to problems.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He will just date another girl

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And Kevin will steal her from him too. Steven isn't allowed to be happy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Would Steven still pursue Connie?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Even Lapis?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Especially Lapis!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What about Priyanka

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not as much as Lapis, but yes Priyanka too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Only if Steven finds out when he tries to flirt with Priyanka

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Steven goes after Connie and Kevins daughter and just becomes a groomer

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Half indian spoiled rich girl who constantly insults Steven
          It’s the best he could do

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully kill himself

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We all know his true endgame was harem mode but Becky had to hide her power level.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He prefers monogamy

    • 2 years ago
      Mishal

      Stevens penis is superior in every way than that cretins genitalia

      Stephen would have nobody because he is a fat ugly disgusting pig

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hear Star a lot for some reason

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He would drive the van around town trying to forget Connie, listening to music maybe coming up with a song. Would go to the beach and would silently cry until another love interest appeared right there just like when his father met his mother.

    This fricking show sucks balls, It was my favorite until season 3 arrived and everything was ruined. At least, from all the other shows I have watched that have a remotely similar formula I think SU has the best filler or non-serialized episodes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Before season 3 that is

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