what's never explained is how is immune system works. Normally white blood cells are produced in the bone marrow. Robocop should be super sensitive to infection, and any infection would be lethal.
They show in the movie his blood transfusion, explaining everything they are doing. nutrients, antibiotics, anti inflammatories, so on and so forth. the scene lasts only about 10 seconds
>Normally white blood cells are produced in the bone marrow. Robocop should be super sensitive to infection, and any infection would be lethal.
The bone marrow he has left isn't enough??
One cool thing I remember was a train that workers have to take everyday that passes through the center of the earth and Kate Becky sale is in it. I love her 50 year old ass.
I still remember the warehouse fight scene sply because they played Hocus Pocus, that’s how I discovered that song and band and it’s the only thing I remember about the movie
It's literally just the warehouse scene where he ggezs through the robot swarm since they didn't lean into giving him actual super strength and reflexes and let him slap the shit out of a group of ED209s.
The only thing I remember about it is the clerk telling me and my friends to go to the wrong theater before the movie and being confused what movie we were watching for about two minutes.
I remember he started freaking out fron PTSD so they started pumping him so full of SSRIs that he literally became a robot and didn't even acknowledge his wife or son anymore.
Really I just always thought it was hilarious how it was less diverse than the original >partner in the original is a white woman >partner in the remake is a black guy >lead scientist in the original is a white woman >lead scientist in the remake is Gary Oldman >police chief in original is a an honest black man >police chief in the remake is a corrupt black woman >can't replace the old boss from the original so just give Sam Jackson the same hair style and make him a news mouthpiece
>Forgettable
I'm sure I've seen it but genuinely cannot remember a single thing about it.
I remember they have an ED-209 obliterate a child in the Middle East on live TV, which was based, at the beginning of the film but beyond that I don't recall shit.
If you pump oxygenated blood once you don't need lungs because it's a closed system loop, the air has nowhere to escape. Brain and hearth is all you need
No, your need a digestive system. It produces brain hormones and neurotransmitter health. Plus the sugar your brain needs. Your gut is your second brain
He needs the lungs to speak then. they could have given him a digital voice like the other robot but the point of leaving his face was to make him seem more human anyways
That only applies to people with one kidney or bad kidney function. You basically would have to be on dialysis every day if you had no kidneys, to avoid being poisoned by your own cells and the waste they produce as they replicate and die. At that point you'd probably wish to be dead.
>At that point you'd probably wish to be dead.
And being half dead cyborg but with kidneys would change that? He is already having worse fate than visiting hospital daily you moronic gorilla
this. anyone knows that this is pretty much guaranteed to happen to you if you're not forklift certified
10 months ago
Anonymous
Well, no, which is why I'm wondering how someone gets bisected by a forklift.
10 months ago
Anonymous
This raises more questions than it answers.
Look up how much a forklift weighs
10 months ago
Anonymous
You're misunderstanding. I'm more confused about the exact chain of events that culminated in that kid being Starship Troopered.
10 months ago
Anonymous
probably turned it too hard with a load up or something like that, panicked when it started to tip and tried to hop out
10 months ago
Anonymous
So you don't know.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Loren Schauers was driving a forklift across a bridge in Montana when he veered off, plummeted 50 feet and was pinned to the ground beneath the four-ton vehicle. >"I was conscious throughout everything so I actually watched as the forklift fell on top of me and crushed my body."
>The horrific accident occurred in September 2019 while Schauers was working as a laborer on a construction site during a bridge rehabilitation job. >He was driving a forklift over a highway bridge outside of Wilsall when cars started illegally passing him on the one-lane structure, according to SWNS. >As one car passed him, Schauers veered too close to the bridge edge and the ground crumbled beneath him. He attempted to jump from the falling forklift but his leg got trapped by the seatbelt, swinging him from the machinery as it plummeted 50 feet down a steep hill. >The forklift rolled three times down the hill before it landed on top of Schauers, crushing his body.
And that's why forklift certification is the #1 hardest (and most profitable) certification in the business, people. Lesson The First: the cab is designed to save your life. STAY IN THE FRICKING CAB
10 months ago
Anonymous
I got forklift certified at home depot after working there for less than a month
10 months ago
Anonymous
>And that's why forklift certification is the #1 hardest certification. It's not though. It's probably the easiest machine op cert to get.
10 months ago
Anonymous
You can get an official forklift certification online without ever having used a forklift before.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Good to know, I'll get one so I can wear those shirts without being a poser
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Ground crumbling under the weight of the machine >Try to escape before you fly off the cliff with it >Get fricked by the seat belt catching his foot and dragged down the cliff >The machine falls on him
Given his options, abandoning ship seemed like the best scenario instead of staying inside the cab and possibly dying in it. He didn't count on getting JUST'd by the seat belt, that's just bad luck
10 months ago
Anonymous
Can would have taken the brunt of the impact damage though. Worst he would have come out of it with is probably concussion, 1 or more broken limbs and internal bleeding. Would still be salvageable. Instead he lost everything.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Given his options, abandoning ship seemed like the best scenario instead of staying inside the cab and possibly dying in it.
Except that it is exactly the wrong thing to do in his situation and him doing that is the reason that he is now a human tater tot. Since you have the brain of a potato maybe you two can hook up and be friends.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Except that it is exactly the wrong thing to do in his situation
I see chinks die all the time in CCTV cameras because instead of getting out of the way of danger when they had a clear chance to, they just stand there like you would and get fricked up by a molten boulder, or a cave-in
>No, don't jump out of the way of the collapsing road, no, just fall in. That's a good trick
10 months ago
Anonymous
homie you gotto roll with it
10 months ago
Anonymous
>No, don't jump out of the way of the collapsing road, no, just fall in. That's a good trick
And you see what happened, for every operator that dies because they were wearing a seatbelt there are probably 99 others that thought like you and got killed in a stupid way instead of staying in the fricking forklift until it is safe like the training drills into your head to do and this guy is one of the latter.
10 months ago
Anonymous
he basically decided to hop out of a roll cage and take his chances instead of going with it. it's understandable in a moment of panic but it's absolutely the wrong thing and it should be what training is for.
10 months ago
Anonymous
The real question is why the frick wasn't a two lane bridge shut down for the repairs
10 months ago
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>Get a job at a factory >Driving a forklift is a daily part of the job >They ask me if I know how >Respond that I don't have forklift certification >Interviewer laughs, realizes I'm serious >He rolls his eyes and hands me a pamphlet about forklift safety >Basically just a list of "don't do things that are obviously moronic and dangerous" >He then takes me over to a forklift and points out the controls, tells me to frick around for 30 minutes getting used to picking stuff up and putting it down >"TADA! now you're "certified""
10 months ago
Anonymous
>STAY IN THE FRICKING CAB
Correct. Always be belted in and ride that shit out with your hands gripping the wheel.
Liveleak used to have a video of a Chinese guy who fricking ran himself over because their shitty lifts don't have automatic stop switches in the seat. It literally did donuts over him until he was a bloody meat patty. Even a warehouse sit-down lift weighs as much as a Ford Excursion.
10 months ago
Anonymous
there's also a funny video of a guy crashing into a giant rack of cheese wheels and getting buried under the cheese, he remained there for like 6 hours but the cage did indeed save him after all
At least leave me that much. This is grim. All the physical pleasure left to him now is eating. At the very least, he didn't have any say in the matter with what happened to him. Trannies will do this to themselves on purpose
>The horrific accident occurred in September 2019 while Schauers was working as a laborer on a construction site during a bridge rehabilitation job. >He was driving a forklift over a highway bridge outside of Wilsall when cars started illegally passing him on the one-lane structure, according to SWNS. >As one car passed him, Schauers veered too close to the bridge edge and the ground crumbled beneath him. He attempted to jump from the falling forklift but his leg got trapped by the seatbelt, swinging him from the machinery as it plummeted 50 feet down a steep hill. >The forklift rolled three times down the hill before it landed on top of Schauers, crushing his body.
And that's why forklift certification is the #1 hardest (and most profitable) certification in the business, people. Lesson The First: the cab is designed to save your life. STAY IN THE FRICKING CAB
Yeah, it is a real disgrace. Getting turned into a Resident Evil monster is one thing, but it is another matter to drag the girl down to hell too. An empty marriage of pity where he can't protect her, can't provide for her, can't dick her down or give her children and can't even bathe himself. A dead end deal. He should have cut her loose immediately to preserve his dignity, but I guess free home healthcare he just couldn't say no to
Yeah the military loser who got blown the frick out killed himself after she divorced but the forklift dude is still with his wife I think.
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It seems this question is on the minds of many
https://nypost.com/2022/05/16/i-lost-half-my-body-in-a-forklift-accident-dont-ask-how-i-have-sex/
>Reiche stood by her boyfriend following his life-altering surgery — and the couple became closer than ever. They have since married, and Reiche is her husband’s primary caregiver.
>Due to Schauers’ mobility issues, Reiche regularly showers him and changes his colostomy bag.
this always bothered me. like i know he's in the realm of his own mind or whatever, but you couldn't frickin put him on a bed or something? why metal bars
>a bed would be a waste of money just to make a few people's feelings less hurt
The whole point was about how these guys aren't left behind and still an asset to the country to be proud of. Then they cut to him laying on a coldly efficient deathbed.
God that movie was such a disappointment.
I went in expecting to see Robocop doing cool Robocop shit but instead it was just a bunch of philosophizing about free will and corporate ethics.
Obviously it is since he's alive. The real question is why they would bother keeping something like his lungs when they obviously have the capacity to replace them with something better, and all they really needed was a working brain. He's going to get pneumonia with no functioning immune system.
They shouldn’t not pussied out and made Robo a full on robot white Murphy’s brain downloaded into the AI brain. Having him be a cyborg would be stupid and more difficult.
It’s a remake so do something different. They pussy footed around it. How Murphy’s consciousness started overriding AI system. They should’ve just went all in with that. Him being a full robot with Murphy’s brain put into AI so could use his experiences as a cop. But slowly Murphy slowly fully takes over
They put his consciousness into CPU and AI suppose to suppress his memories and make him do whatever OCP wants . But Murph starts override it. It’s basically what he does in the remake.
that's lame and he does that in the reamke because he's still "human", not an AI
10 months ago
Anonymous
More realistic that scab someone’s brain into computer than keeping him magically alive with no vital organs or digestive systems. Even in the original to call Murphy a cyborg was stretching it. He was 99% machine. Just his brain and face skin which originally was going rip
off in R2
10 months ago
Anonymous
>which originally was going rip off in R2
GOOD MORNING SIR
It’s a remake so do something different. They pussy footed around it. How Murphy’s consciousness started overriding AI system. They should’ve just went all in with that. Him being a full robot with Murphy’s brain put into AI so could use his experiences as a cop. But slowly Murphy slowly fully takes over
Filtered because you want him to be a soulless machine when the entire point is him still having a biological side and therefore a soul and therefore worth saving and having a bond to everyone else.
Did you have reading comprehension problems? I said Murphy overrides the AI. Just like he did in the remake. Scanning your brain into a CPU is far more realistic keeping dead guy alive. Again, original Murphy was 99% machine
I read that, he's just a brain in a suit, his face is just a latex cast of Murphys (in universe) and the eyes are fake / cameras or some shit.
10 months ago
Anonymous
but it isn't.. in either incarnation of robocop he still has his human head
10 months ago
Anonymous
No, he does not have his head. Can literally see it’s just his face pulled over metal skeleton. Again, in R2 they were going to rip his face off. They should’ve done it. It’d explain why he looks different in R3
10 months ago
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No, he does not have his head. Can literally see it’s just his face pulled over metal skeleton. Again, in R2 they were going to rip his face off. They should’ve done it. It’d explain why he looks different in R3
exactly, and I read it's not even his real "skin" that's pulled over a robot face, because it has no blood supply... In universe it's supposed to be just a "latex like" cast of his old face on the robot face underneath.
The only thing in there belonging to Murphy is his brain.
it looks goofy though. the remake was a shitty movie but the scene at OP was quite disturbing and memorable.
it is not just about the cgi, or how creepy it looks. it was more about him getting taking apart so casually like that and handles the truth >there is nothing left
The line where he is like "I never want to see that again" was kino. Movie really dropped the ball by following the plot closely enough to make the corporation cartoonishly evil in the climax.
a disembodied mute existence in a jar with practical effects is much more creepy
I think this happened to lex luthor in the 80s or so when he was dying of the kryptonite cancer
yea the disassembly is pretty cool
So what I'm getting from the back alley medgays ITT is that you need to live are.. >brain >heart >lungs >digestive system >kidneys or artificial waste management system
?
The preserved heart and lungs aren't doing anything that whatever fantasy life support systems are also in place couldn't also do. Alternatively, you'd need every other internal organ in there too (it's still more complicated than that mind you, but more believable at least.)
A brain in a jar with a magic pack of brain nutrients would have been more realistic. Not as shocking though.
It was technically possible in the 1940s with dogs. It should be possible nowadays but it probably wouldn't be enjoyable for the subject.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experiments_in_the_Revival_of_Organisms
You can be fed intravenously, I was fed intravenously for over a month a year ago during a hospital stay, zero food or water went into my digestive system the whole time.
>At the time of the accident, Schauers had been dating girlfriend Sabia Reiche, 23, for around 18 months. >Reiche stood by her boyfriend following his life-altering surgery — and the couple became closer than ever. They have since married, and Reiche is her husband’s primary caregiver. >Due to Schauers’ mobility issues, Reiche regularly showers him and changes his colostomy bag.
I wonder if his girlfriend stayed with him because she loved him that much, or felt trapped that if she left him now, she'd forever be known for leaving the guy because he was maimed and her social standing would be ruined. Now she has to bathe him, change his shitter bag, etc. Tyler Ziegel's wife couldn't withstand it and left after a year. He looked like Uncle Fester, but at least he wasn't turned into RobertCop
man, the guy is to blame, if i ended up being a fricking deformed monster i would never accept a poor b***h to marry me, i would end the relationship and commit suicide asap. I dont have to live like a monstrosity and the b***h dont have to run away or condemn her life and also make ma a monster cuck, because its obvious the b***h is going to cheat on me.
Yeah, it is a real disgrace. Getting turned into a Resident Evil monster is one thing, but it is another matter to drag the girl down to hell too. An empty marriage of pity where he can't protect her, can't provide for her, can't dick her down or give her children and can't even bathe himself. A dead end deal. He should have cut her loose immediately to preserve his dignity, but I guess free home healthcare he just couldn't say no to
If I looked like that guy, I'd wear a Freddy Kurger fedora when I went out in public. People would just think I'm in a costume and leave me alone. Freddy can be my new personality
>Your eyes say "no, no." But my mouth says "yes, yes."
I wonder this too, but then I just figure its probably because no one is making them. Normal people don't know how to make hoodies so they don't know how to make masks either. Masks are also just generally taboo in north american culture which is part of why everyone hated covid shit and gets paranoid about muslims.
I guess so. It must suck to cover your disfigurement with a mask only for people to demand you remove it when shopping or something, then you have to show your face. I'm sure a lot of places in the US have rules against people concealing their identity and stuff.
Yeah like before covid if you went into a bank with a mask on people probably thought you were there to rob them. I'm sure if you built rapport with local businesses they'd be fine with you going around, or if there was some kind of known US soldier uniform prosthetic for the face people would be more at ease. People are that way with eye patches and generally don't bug people about them.
Masks make you feel hot. But there are artists on ebay for example that make normal face latex masks for people. I get the impression they are not heavily marketed so maybe some don't know about it.
I have answer this many times but here it goes again
it's too hot. Makes you sweaty. And attracts even more attention to you, especially if you are on a public space like the mall where they will make you take it off but since you were wearing a "cool mask" everyone eyes were already on you
Thanks to the pandemic, I can use a surgical mask without problems tho
>He looked like Uncle Fester
Made me kek anon but Uncle Fester in all iterations is much more attractive. He looks more like the Fat Cenobite from Hellraiser.
>and her social standing would be ruined.
It wouldn't though. Women leave men in hard times all the time but she was a trooper.
man, the guy is to blame, if i ended up being a fricking deformed monster i would never accept a poor b***h to marry me, i would end the relationship and commit suicide asap. I dont have to live like a monstrosity and the b***h dont have to run away or condemn her life and also make ma a monster cuck, because its obvious the b***h is going to cheat on me.
I'm surprised she even went through with the ceremony. I wonder if her family tried to convince her out or if everyone was too afraid to get awkward.
I don't get it. If my face got horribly disfigured I would wear a cool mask like the phantom of the opera all the time.
yeah this, "art" as in artists expressing themselves and pushing boundaries because they feel like it only became a thing once social mobility increased to the point where they didn't need the patronage of lords and kings. And then the trend Jean Renoir is talking about began.
Did Murphy really die and its just a robot acting like him? Or is there still enough brain that its his memories and consciousness? Im talking about in the real movie
I think its possible because what you see is the result of future tech surgery where they cut him down and threw many parts away, the end result of human material you see isn't all that was alive or salvageable it was only what they needed and/or wanted. The hand I guess is there for DNA locks on the gun or some janky intuition reason like he can manipulate his hand better than a robot hand.
My cousin's friend was crushed by a forklift a few years back. Bumped into one of the workers from the factory a few months after and he said they had to clean bits of his body from the other side of the factory to where he got crushed. He essentially popped, is what he said.
Shame, his daughter was only a few months old when it happened.
>they had to clean bits of his body from the other side of the factory to where he got crushed. He essentially popped, is what he said. >Shame, his daughter was only a few months old when it happened.
Making a le gritty crime thriller movie out of Robocop and still keeping the title has to be THE most idiotic decision I've seen out of Hollywood. The whole thing is supreme moronation. I'm even more baffled at how Kinoman and Gary Oldman, two incredibly kino actors, decided to do this movie.
the movie would've worked if they'd just rewritten the premise to match the new theme. keep the "we're using a human brain to trick robutts into thinking they're people in order to get around the drone laws so we can start the drone wars" but make him a brain in a jar in charge of the robutt army, going through matrix-like levels of simulated reality as he comes closer and closer to reality. could lean into gnostic imagery and shit like that, would be way better than what we got, and it's about as similar to the original robocop too.
>Realistically, is it still possible to be alive at this point?
So just from a very basic understanding of human anatomy, you'd probably figure out that unless his blood has been completely replaced with some sort of synthetic solution, he would very much still need blood flowing through the veins in his skin and muscles in order to have a face at all, much less have skin that isn't drained white and dead. But there 100% is not enough blood in the system that makes up just a head, lungs, and heart to make the beating heart actually keep stable pressure, there would either be way too little flowing into the heart causing it to be mostly full of air, or it would be too much fluid for the small loop.
>Realistically, is it still possible to be alive at this point?
theres quite a few russian experiments from the 1960s where they kept dog heads alive by just pumping oxygenated blood into the brain. all you need really is your brainstem and a way to keep it fresh, so lungs + heart i guess.
Reminds me of that comic strip where two robots find a human, chop his head off, scan his deepest fears before locking him in a ball that feeds them back to him forever before throwing it into a pit. Nightmare stuff.
Sure, the brain just needs oxygenated blood and nutrients. The heart and lungs provide oxygenated blood without a digestive system you'd need injections or an IV to get the nutrients you needed but you'd live.
They show in the movie his blood transfusion, explaining everything they are doing. nutrients, antibiotics, anti inflammatories, so on and so forth. the scene lasts only about 10 seconds
The movie had the opportunity to explore such a sinister plot about a corporation using technology to subvert the law and free will itself but it's all completely dropped after keaton's character says, "No no, you've created a machine that thinks it's Alex Murphy and that's legal in my book" which doesn't even make any sense. I'm pretty sure that the writer wanted to point out that our own decisions are themselves an afterthought after the brain has already started the process of doing something and the software acted in the middle of these processes.
>I'm pretty sure that the writer wanted to point out that our own decisions are themselves an afterthought after the brain has already started the process of doing something
Is this true in real life?
When the brain decides you're dying, you're dead. Not much any machine or medicine can do for you. Short of being shot, the brain literally activates a process for killing you when you die. Once something like that starts it's near impossible to stop.
The hate for this movie is unfathomable. They claim it's forgettable. ROBOCOP IS FRICKING FORGETTABLE. The only reason they remember it so vividly is because it scarred them when they were kids or they've watched it 500 times, obviously it's going to stick with you when you do that rather than watching a summary on fricking YouTube.
how does he shit?
Very, very carefully.
He doesn’t need to expel real food dumbass, he doesn’t even have a stomach
RoboShit
how do the cells in his lung and brain regenerate without a stomach?
he is injected with nutrient solutions
what's never explained is how is immune system works. Normally white blood cells are produced in the bone marrow. Robocop should be super sensitive to infection, and any infection would be lethal.
see
>antibiotics
Why do you think his blood wouldn’t be artificially provided either? It can all be recreated
>Normally white blood cells are produced in the bone marrow. Robocop should be super sensitive to infection, and any infection would be lethal.
The bone marrow he has left isn't enough??
>let's remake a movie but make it generic and forgettable
bravo Hollywood
>Forgettable
I'm sure I've seen it but genuinely cannot remember a single thing about it.
i remember the black suit
One cool thing I remember was a train that workers have to take everyday that passes through the center of the earth and Kate Becky sale is in it. I love her 50 year old ass.
that was total rekall
i remember it started with samuel l jackson giving an interview about crime or something
The scene with Hocus Pocus was good, but honestly, I just like the song.
I remember when he escaped from the factory and the factory was in a rice field in asia
I still remember the warehouse fight scene sply because they played Hocus Pocus, that’s how I discovered that song and band and it’s the only thing I remember about the movie
It's literally just the warehouse scene where he ggezs through the robot swarm since they didn't lean into giving him actual super strength and reflexes and let him slap the shit out of a group of ED209s.
The only thing I remember about it is the clerk telling me and my friends to go to the wrong theater before the movie and being confused what movie we were watching for about two minutes.
I remember he started freaking out fron PTSD so they started pumping him so full of SSRIs that he literally became a robot and didn't even acknowledge his wife or son anymore.
It was fricking kino and you're all a bunch of contrary hipster homosexuals. Respond to this without sounding mad.
I actually remember liking it, apparently I rated it 3/5, so not bad, but I just don't remember anything about it
I'm not being a contrarian nor am I a hipster. I do not remember a single thing about it.
it was so bland they had to go back and add a pointless samuel l jackson intro and pointless body horror outro
Aren't all remakes forgettable?
Not Vanishing Point, right? Gone in 60 Seconds?
scarface? the thing ?
Battlestar Galactica
I liked the Italian Job remake
All Quiet on the Western Front (1979)
It was good you chigger
No, it wasn't. It was a really bland remake cashgrab that went nowhere.
>RoboCop now has a 6-8 year old son
What was the point of aging down such a minor character?
Really I just always thought it was hilarious how it was less diverse than the original
>partner in the original is a white woman
>partner in the remake is a black guy
>lead scientist in the original is a white woman
>lead scientist in the remake is Gary Oldman
>police chief in original is a an honest black man
>police chief in the remake is a corrupt black woman
>can't replace the old boss from the original so just give Sam Jackson the same hair style and make him a news mouthpiece
I always thought it's kinda funny how diverse Boddicker's gang was
go anti-woke, go broke
I remember they have an ED-209 obliterate a child in the Middle East on live TV, which was based, at the beginning of the film but beyond that I don't recall shit.
It was made for chinese tastes.
It would be very painful...
yeah but it would be only phantom pain
You're a big eye
Yes, the bare minimum a human body needs to stay alive is a working brain to control the nervous system and the heart to pump blood to the head.
And lungs so the heart can feed oxygen to the brain. O2 deprived brain = Robotard.
Not if you constantly get fed new, oxygenated blood, only a poorgay would re-use shitty blood
Where are you going to get a constant supply of clean blood?
Millions must die
this Black person's commentating in a sci fi thread without ever watching dark crystal
>Where are you going to get a constant supply of clean blood?
If you pump oxygenated blood once you don't need lungs because it's a closed system loop, the air has nowhere to escape. Brain and hearth is all you need
No, your need a digestive system. It produces brain hormones and neurotransmitter health. Plus the sugar your brain needs. Your gut is your second brain
>Your gut is your second brain
first brain if youre american
finna boutta get brained, more like
More like the only brain if you're american
Ask me how I know you're a street shitting third-worlder
He needs the lungs to speak then. they could have given him a digital voice like the other robot but the point of leaving his face was to make him seem more human anyways
technically you'd need a diaphragm for the lungs to function too
Thats built in to the encasement isnt it? you can see the lungs moving in the movie but didnt look too closely
You need kidneys to filter waste products from the blood too.
Eh, just use a coffee filter. That'll do it.
That already exists it's called dyalisis, moron
Nah its called kidneys. Never used a dialator in my life
Dialysis
That only applies to people with one kidney or bad kidney function. You basically would have to be on dialysis every day if you had no kidneys, to avoid being poisoned by your own cells and the waste they produce as they replicate and die. At that point you'd probably wish to be dead.
>At that point you'd probably wish to be dead.
And being half dead cyborg but with kidneys would change that? He is already having worse fate than visiting hospital daily you moronic gorilla
worse than Source Code?
Damn, Jeremy Renner got really messed up
Dick status?
Out sourced
Un-Avenged.
Smashed and slammed
Forklift kid if he real
Why save him? What kind of life is that? What can he even do? Be an extra in a zombie movie?
He can watch kino and post on Cinemaphile
Grim. What did he do to deserve this?
he replied in an off-topic waifu thread
He actually asked to be saved. That's how resilient human beings are.
Are you sure he wasnt just afraid to die at the moment while he was in tremendous pain?
I imagine that's not what he had in mind
maybe I'd want a chance to get my affairs in order/say good bye to people but I'd rather not live like that
That's you, not everyone else.
He wasn't an organ doner, no point in letting him die while you can tax him.
>while you can tax him.
a person with full disability costs the taxpayer around 400k/year
Thank God I don't pay.
its funny because that's from the movie where he played a dude similarly injured
So what happened to him? He looks like he stepped on an IED, but he also looks about 14. Did he step in front of a train or something?
Got out of a forklift while it was tipping over
This raises more questions than it answers.
you obviously never rode a forklift
this. anyone knows that this is pretty much guaranteed to happen to you if you're not forklift certified
Well, no, which is why I'm wondering how someone gets bisected by a forklift.
Look up how much a forklift weighs
You're misunderstanding. I'm more confused about the exact chain of events that culminated in that kid being Starship Troopered.
probably turned it too hard with a load up or something like that, panicked when it started to tip and tried to hop out
So you don't know.
>Loren Schauers was driving a forklift across a bridge in Montana when he veered off, plummeted 50 feet and was pinned to the ground beneath the four-ton vehicle.
>"I was conscious throughout everything so I actually watched as the forklift fell on top of me and crushed my body."
Brutal.
>The horrific accident occurred in September 2019 while Schauers was working as a laborer on a construction site during a bridge rehabilitation job.
>He was driving a forklift over a highway bridge outside of Wilsall when cars started illegally passing him on the one-lane structure, according to SWNS.
>As one car passed him, Schauers veered too close to the bridge edge and the ground crumbled beneath him. He attempted to jump from the falling forklift but his leg got trapped by the seatbelt, swinging him from the machinery as it plummeted 50 feet down a steep hill.
>The forklift rolled three times down the hill before it landed on top of Schauers, crushing his body.
And that's why forklift certification is the #1 hardest (and most profitable) certification in the business, people. Lesson The First: the cab is designed to save your life. STAY IN THE FRICKING CAB
I got forklift certified at home depot after working there for less than a month
>And that's why forklift certification is the #1 hardest certification. It's not though. It's probably the easiest machine op cert to get.
You can get an official forklift certification online without ever having used a forklift before.
Good to know, I'll get one so I can wear those shirts without being a poser
>Ground crumbling under the weight of the machine
>Try to escape before you fly off the cliff with it
>Get fricked by the seat belt catching his foot and dragged down the cliff
>The machine falls on him
Given his options, abandoning ship seemed like the best scenario instead of staying inside the cab and possibly dying in it. He didn't count on getting JUST'd by the seat belt, that's just bad luck
Can would have taken the brunt of the impact damage though. Worst he would have come out of it with is probably concussion, 1 or more broken limbs and internal bleeding. Would still be salvageable. Instead he lost everything.
>Given his options, abandoning ship seemed like the best scenario instead of staying inside the cab and possibly dying in it.
Except that it is exactly the wrong thing to do in his situation and him doing that is the reason that he is now a human tater tot. Since you have the brain of a potato maybe you two can hook up and be friends.
>Except that it is exactly the wrong thing to do in his situation
I see chinks die all the time in CCTV cameras because instead of getting out of the way of danger when they had a clear chance to, they just stand there like you would and get fricked up by a molten boulder, or a cave-in
>No, don't jump out of the way of the collapsing road, no, just fall in. That's a good trick
homie you gotto roll with it
>No, don't jump out of the way of the collapsing road, no, just fall in. That's a good trick
And you see what happened, for every operator that dies because they were wearing a seatbelt there are probably 99 others that thought like you and got killed in a stupid way instead of staying in the fricking forklift until it is safe like the training drills into your head to do and this guy is one of the latter.
he basically decided to hop out of a roll cage and take his chances instead of going with it. it's understandable in a moment of panic but it's absolutely the wrong thing and it should be what training is for.
The real question is why the frick wasn't a two lane bridge shut down for the repairs
>Get a job at a factory
>Driving a forklift is a daily part of the job
>They ask me if I know how
>Respond that I don't have forklift certification
>Interviewer laughs, realizes I'm serious
>He rolls his eyes and hands me a pamphlet about forklift safety
>Basically just a list of "don't do things that are obviously moronic and dangerous"
>He then takes me over to a forklift and points out the controls, tells me to frick around for 30 minutes getting used to picking stuff up and putting it down
>"TADA! now you're "certified""
>STAY IN THE FRICKING CAB
Correct. Always be belted in and ride that shit out with your hands gripping the wheel.
Liveleak used to have a video of a Chinese guy who fricking ran himself over because their shitty lifts don't have automatic stop switches in the seat. It literally did donuts over him until he was a bloody meat patty. Even a warehouse sit-down lift weighs as much as a Ford Excursion.
there's also a funny video of a guy crashing into a giant rack of cheese wheels and getting buried under the cheese, he remained there for like 6 hours but the cage did indeed save him after all
>Dick is gone
At least leave me that much. This is grim. All the physical pleasure left to him now is eating. At the very least, he didn't have any say in the matter with what happened to him. Trannies will do this to themselves on purpose
look closer anon,
he has become a dick.
>A completely unrelated topic
>Somehow anon twists the conversation round to trannies
>Penis mutilated and removed
>Balls mutilated and removed
>Catheter bag
>Trannies completely unrelated
Circumstances are different but the end result is the same
>creating their desired body and gender from scratch
Definitely a troony metaphor.
>Catheter bag
wut?
It seems this question is on the minds of many
https://nypost.com/2022/05/16/i-lost-half-my-body-in-a-forklift-accident-dont-ask-how-i-have-sex/
Yeah the military loser who got blown the frick out killed himself after she divorced but the forklift dude is still with his wife I think.
last time i checked, like 2021, these mfs were literally streaming their life and living off the zoomzoom donations.
>I'm a chicken nugget man with one arm but AT LEAST I HAVE SEXXXXX!
You normies find the weirdest things to brag about.
>even a dude like that gets a kinda cute wife
the frick
Dude, he has no dick. A woman is an annoyance unless you can frick them.
How does he poop?
See that bag stuck to him?
You see that bag of brown taped to him right???
>no dick
>no more fapping
The doctors are monsters.
The ironic thing is he now much much easier to lift with a forklift truck
I think I could cope with a missing arm or leg but I will always draw the line at shitting into a bag, at that point just put me out of my misery.
There’s no way this real
>They don't know about the geodudes.
He still has more sex than all of you.
No way this didn’t end in an unreported suicide
Is he still alive? That was a few years ago, I imagine this would be ripe for complications
>forced to be left handed
Why even
>Reiche stood by her boyfriend following his life-altering surgery — and the couple became closer than ever. They have since married, and Reiche is her husband’s primary caregiver.
>Due to Schauers’ mobility issues, Reiche regularly showers him and changes his colostomy bag.
this always bothered me. like i know he's in the realm of his own mind or whatever, but you couldn't frickin put him on a bed or something? why metal bars
that thing is also an incinerator, he can't feel anything, a bed would be a waste of money just to make a few people's feelings less hurt
>a bed would be a waste of money just to make a few people's feelings less hurt
The whole point was about how these guys aren't left behind and still an asset to the country to be proud of. Then they cut to him laying on a coldly efficient deathbed.
helps prevent bed sores
farmigabros… not like this
I want the younger Farmiga
they couldn't lay the body on top of a smooth surface?
it's not a whopper without grill lines
I'll bite, what film?
If we tell you, we spoil you the movie
is that the new Robocop movie?
It’s probably over a decade old at this point
Autist.
No. Zero digestive system and gut is tied to your brain. And your brain needs glucose to live. So basically he’d be dead of starvation.
>Tfw itchy nose
damn the eraserhead baby all grown up
>keeps the hand
>loses the penis
Truly a fate worse than death
Yeah, never seen a brain in a vat?
is that robocop?
No, he is Crimeborg. The criminal cyborg
God that movie was such a disappointment.
I went in expecting to see Robocop doing cool Robocop shit but instead it was just a bunch of philosophizing about free will and corporate ethics.
>philosophizing about free will and corporate ethics
That is cool robocop shit.
Someone post that absolute brutal picture of the human sternum that has every organ in it and the eye in the middle
They missed a big chance to give him different bodies like a horse body or maybe a shark (or both)
Obviously it is since he's alive. The real question is why they would bother keeping something like his lungs when they obviously have the capacity to replace them with something better, and all they really needed was a working brain. He's going to get pneumonia with no functioning immune system.
They shouldn’t not pussied out and made Robo a full on robot white Murphy’s brain downloaded into the AI brain. Having him be a cyborg would be stupid and more difficult.
the whole point was he being a cyborg and not a robot thoughever
It’s a remake so do something different. They pussy footed around it. How Murphy’s consciousness started overriding AI system. They should’ve just went all in with that. Him being a full robot with Murphy’s brain put into AI so could use his experiences as a cop. But slowly Murphy slowly fully takes over
how does he take over if he's an AI himself
They put his consciousness into CPU and AI suppose to suppress his memories and make him do whatever OCP wants . But Murph starts override it. It’s basically what he does in the remake.
that's lame and he does that in the reamke because he's still "human", not an AI
More realistic that scab someone’s brain into computer than keeping him magically alive with no vital organs or digestive systems. Even in the original to call Murphy a cyborg was stretching it. He was 99% machine. Just his brain and face skin which originally was going rip
off in R2
>which originally was going rip off in R2
GOOD MORNING SIR
this is explained in literally every robocop movie, and back before the zog deployed palestinian seeking drones like it was no big deal
Filtered.
Filterd because remake was a soulless, unoriginal piece of shit?
Filtered because you want him to be a soulless machine when the entire point is him still having a biological side and therefore a soul and therefore worth saving and having a bond to everyone else.
Did you have reading comprehension problems? I said Murphy overrides the AI. Just like he did in the remake. Scanning your brain into a CPU is far more realistic keeping dead guy alive. Again, original Murphy was 99% machine
>They made this to honor him. Your husband is dead
Kino scene. I’d like to scene Murphy’s face damaged. Obviously they didn’t do
it because didn’t want it to look like a Terminator rip off
I read that, he's just a brain in a suit, his face is just a latex cast of Murphys (in universe) and the eyes are fake / cameras or some shit.
but it isn't.. in either incarnation of robocop he still has his human head
No, he does not have his head. Can literally see it’s just his face pulled over metal skeleton. Again, in R2 they were going to rip his face off. They should’ve done it. It’d explain why he looks different in R3
exactly, and I read it's not even his real "skin" that's pulled over a robot face, because it has no blood supply... In universe it's supposed to be just a "latex like" cast of his old face on the robot face underneath.
The only thing in there belonging to Murphy is his brain.
technically the heart and lungs aren't even necessary if you can oxygenate and pump the blood mechanically
this
the dumb remake is boasting with that scene but it was already surpassed decades before
it looks goofy though. the remake was a shitty movie but the scene at OP was quite disturbing and memorable.
it is not just about the cgi, or how creepy it looks. it was more about him getting taking apart so casually like that and handles the truth
>there is nothing left
The line where he is like "I never want to see that again" was kino. Movie really dropped the ball by following the plot closely enough to make the corporation cartoonishly evil in the climax.
a disembodied mute existence in a jar with practical effects is much more creepy
I think this happened to lex luthor in the 80s or so when he was dying of the kryptonite cancer
yea the disassembly is pretty cool
>Only I have the brains to rule Lylat!
So, Cain, you show your true form!
You'll NEVER DEFEAT ANDROSSSSS
>good morning mr. disney
NUKE!!!
This movie was very depressing to me.
Why?
Probably something about losing your body and being mortally disabused by a police industrial complex homosexual
It was just bland compared to the first. Muted colors, shitty digital effects, lead had no charisma. Felt like real life.
At least they saved his wanking hand.
how does that help
So he can touch his Robowiener.
he has none
>son grows up to be Kyle Reese's father
kinoooooooo
I believe the nerve damage would be unbearable in form of phantom pains
Hollywood movies are satanic
So what I'm getting from the back alley medgays ITT is that you need to live are..
>brain
>heart
>lungs
>digestive system
>kidneys or artificial waste management system
?
Prob gonna need your portal vein and meninges in tact, subclavian/intestinal lymphatic system. Excretion method needed as well
Is that Brent Spiner?
Nah, without liver you're fricked
The preserved heart and lungs aren't doing anything that whatever fantasy life support systems are also in place couldn't also do. Alternatively, you'd need every other internal organ in there too (it's still more complicated than that mind you, but more believable at least.)
A brain in a jar with a magic pack of brain nutrients would have been more realistic. Not as shocking though.
Ecmo with built in dialysis and nutrient titration to carotids/jugular + meningeal/csf filtration system
I could do it
no, its a science fiction movie
Can't believe they left him quadraspazzed and on a lifeglug
It was technically possible in the 1940s with dogs. It should be possible nowadays but it probably wouldn't be enjoyable for the subject.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experiments_in_the_Revival_of_Organisms
>Robocop annihilates hundreds of robots to Hocus Pocus
Should have quit while he was a head
Anyone else seen this horrific 80s B movie? I remember being on TV all time in 80s and 90s
>its real
I really thought it was another AI invented film, it looks like one of those
It’s real. Canadian movies Made in ‘83 but released in ‘86. Original title was Frankenstein66 or something like that
That movie is dogshit sadly
Wouldn't you still need food or nutrients to sustain energy?
You can be fed intravenously, I was fed intravenously for over a month a year ago during a hospital stay, zero food or water went into my digestive system the whole time.
>At the time of the accident, Schauers had been dating girlfriend Sabia Reiche, 23, for around 18 months.
>Reiche stood by her boyfriend following his life-altering surgery — and the couple became closer than ever. They have since married, and Reiche is her husband’s primary caregiver.
>Due to Schauers’ mobility issues, Reiche regularly showers him and changes his colostomy bag.
I wonder if his girlfriend stayed with him because she loved him that much, or felt trapped that if she left him now, she'd forever be known for leaving the guy because he was maimed and her social standing would be ruined. Now she has to bathe him, change his shitter bag, etc. Tyler Ziegel's wife couldn't withstand it and left after a year. He looked like Uncle Fester, but at least he wasn't turned into RobertCop
>and her social standing would be ruined.
It wouldn't though. Women leave men in hard times all the time but she was a trooper.
>that face
Shes just picturing having that zombie crawl on top of her later that night.
At that point I'd rather have a titanium face bolted to my bones and fused to my muscles.
man, the guy is to blame, if i ended up being a fricking deformed monster i would never accept a poor b***h to marry me, i would end the relationship and commit suicide asap. I dont have to live like a monstrosity and the b***h dont have to run away or condemn her life and also make ma a monster cuck, because its obvious the b***h is going to cheat on me.
Yeah, it is a real disgrace. Getting turned into a Resident Evil monster is one thing, but it is another matter to drag the girl down to hell too. An empty marriage of pity where he can't protect her, can't provide for her, can't dick her down or give her children and can't even bathe himself. A dead end deal. He should have cut her loose immediately to preserve his dignity, but I guess free home healthcare he just couldn't say no to
why don't people with terrible disfigurements wear cool masks?
If I looked like that guy, I'd wear a Freddy Kurger fedora when I went out in public. People would just think I'm in a costume and leave me alone. Freddy can be my new personality
>Your eyes say "no, no." But my mouth says "yes, yes."
I wonder this too, but then I just figure its probably because no one is making them. Normal people don't know how to make hoodies so they don't know how to make masks either. Masks are also just generally taboo in north american culture which is part of why everyone hated covid shit and gets paranoid about muslims.
I guess so. It must suck to cover your disfigurement with a mask only for people to demand you remove it when shopping or something, then you have to show your face. I'm sure a lot of places in the US have rules against people concealing their identity and stuff.
Yeah like before covid if you went into a bank with a mask on people probably thought you were there to rob them. I'm sure if you built rapport with local businesses they'd be fine with you going around, or if there was some kind of known US soldier uniform prosthetic for the face people would be more at ease. People are that way with eye patches and generally don't bug people about them.
Masks make you feel hot. But there are artists on ebay for example that make normal face latex masks for people. I get the impression they are not heavily marketed so maybe some don't know about it.
>normal face latex masks for people.
I'd just try to be the best boba fett cosplayer of all time, anything to keep from going completely fricking crazy
I have answer this many times but here it goes again
it's too hot. Makes you sweaty. And attracts even more attention to you, especially if you are on a public space like the mall where they will make you take it off but since you were wearing a "cool mask" everyone eyes were already on you
Thanks to the pandemic, I can use a surgical mask without problems tho
I'm surprised she even went through with the ceremony. I wonder if her family tried to convince her out or if everyone was too afraid to get awkward.
>He looked like Uncle Fester
Made me kek anon but Uncle Fester in all iterations is much more attractive. He looks more like the Fat Cenobite from Hellraiser.
I don't get it. If my face got horribly disfigured I would wear a cool mask like the phantom of the opera all the time.
She divorced him after only a year
He died like 5 years later from and OD
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyler_Ziegel
I was meaning the forklift dude but thanks for the update on this guy nevertheless.
RIP big guy. You truly were an hero. Sontar-ha!
>The coroner's jury acknowledged that Ziegel's death was accidental
S-s-sure it was..
I was having an argument with friends recently. I don't think they can do Sci fi as well as they could in the 80s.
but abstract post-modern art only became a thing after the West began to decline. Picrel is from the 16th century, long before the "age of decadence".
NTA but many portraits like these were bought by nobles because the photograph didn't exist yet, they weren't really bought for artistic expression
yeah this, "art" as in artists expressing themselves and pushing boundaries because they feel like it only became a thing once social mobility increased to the point where they didn't need the patronage of lords and kings. And then the trend Jean Renoir is talking about began.
well that's obvious, name 5 good scifi films made in the 2010s and compare them to any 80s sci fi films.
Isn't that pretty much what happened to Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader?
Yes. We know he lost his dick because he didn't try to have Padme cloned
No.
I think you're both right, in retrospect. Thanks.
Forgot to add, General Grievous would be a closer comparison.
Did Murphy really die and its just a robot acting like him? Or is there still enough brain that its his memories and consciousness? Im talking about in the real movie
I think its possible because what you see is the result of future tech surgery where they cut him down and threw many parts away, the end result of human material you see isn't all that was alive or salvageable it was only what they needed and/or wanted. The hand I guess is there for DNA locks on the gun or some janky intuition reason like he can manipulate his hand better than a robot hand.
Why give him human lungs? Just make more efficient artificial air pumps no?
fricking dishonest designs I swear
My cousin's friend was crushed by a forklift a few years back. Bumped into one of the workers from the factory a few months after and he said they had to clean bits of his body from the other side of the factory to where he got crushed. He essentially popped, is what he said.
Shame, his daughter was only a few months old when it happened.
>they had to clean bits of his body from the other side of the factory to where he got crushed. He essentially popped, is what he said.
>Shame, his daughter was only a few months old when it happened.
Best part of a forgettable film.
Making a le gritty crime thriller movie out of Robocop and still keeping the title has to be THE most idiotic decision I've seen out of Hollywood. The whole thing is supreme moronation. I'm even more baffled at how Kinoman and Gary Oldman, two incredibly kino actors, decided to do this movie.
the movie would've worked if they'd just rewritten the premise to match the new theme. keep the "we're using a human brain to trick robutts into thinking they're people in order to get around the drone laws so we can start the drone wars" but make him a brain in a jar in charge of the robutt army, going through matrix-like levels of simulated reality as he comes closer and closer to reality. could lean into gnostic imagery and shit like that, would be way better than what we got, and it's about as similar to the original robocop too.
Who had it worse?
Him. He had to live in agony from having his ribcage forcecrushed by Mace.
>uh, here's some bug paste
>you have to pay for that
What is life without being able to bust a nut?
Realistically? yes
As a medical student seeing this scene unleashed a terrifying sense of mortality by which I am still plagued
yes russian scientists kept a dog head alive for several hours
Robodog пиздeц.
why did they make the robot part like a person and not like a robot dog body?
Because anthropomorphism is cool.
These experiments were found to be either fake or drastically exaggerated
It's not so crazy when you see what other governments openly admit. And the Soviet Union did a lot of crazy stuff and experiments.
If i remember corectly. Its about humanity. They control his emotion and he fight for his emotion to get back only to turn them off when he fights.
Crank 2 they some how keep a disembodied head Alive in water
Yeah
>I won't run away no more I promise
You just had to go and break muh heart, eh?
>Realistically, is it still possible to be alive at this point?
So just from a very basic understanding of human anatomy, you'd probably figure out that unless his blood has been completely replaced with some sort of synthetic solution, he would very much still need blood flowing through the veins in his skin and muscles in order to have a face at all, much less have skin that isn't drained white and dead. But there 100% is not enough blood in the system that makes up just a head, lungs, and heart to make the beating heart actually keep stable pressure, there would either be way too little flowing into the heart causing it to be mostly full of air, or it would be too much fluid for the small loop.
>Realistically, is it still possible to be alive at this point?
theres quite a few russian experiments from the 1960s where they kept dog heads alive by just pumping oxygenated blood into the brain. all you need really is your brainstem and a way to keep it fresh, so lungs + heart i guess.
Invest in BrainEX, get hooked up to San Junipero postmortem
Reminds me of that comic strip where two robots find a human, chop his head off, scan his deepest fears before locking him in a ball that feeds them back to him forever before throwing it into a pit. Nightmare stuff.
Sure, the brain just needs oxygenated blood and nutrients. The heart and lungs provide oxygenated blood without a digestive system you'd need injections or an IV to get the nutrients you needed but you'd live.
They show in the movie his blood transfusion, explaining everything they are doing. nutrients, antibiotics, anti inflammatories, so on and so forth. the scene lasts only about 10 seconds
I’m borged right now.
Literally the only memorable scene. Like, it wasn't a horrid film. But like other said, absolutely forgettable.
I know the strike is going on, but what was the status of that new Robocop movie where they were bringing the original guy back?
Robocop is the story of a guy who died and they made him come into work anyway
Wagies BTFO
The movie had the opportunity to explore such a sinister plot about a corporation using technology to subvert the law and free will itself but it's all completely dropped after keaton's character says, "No no, you've created a machine that thinks it's Alex Murphy and that's legal in my book" which doesn't even make any sense. I'm pretty sure that the writer wanted to point out that our own decisions are themselves an afterthought after the brain has already started the process of doing something and the software acted in the middle of these processes.
>I'm pretty sure that the writer wanted to point out that our own decisions are themselves an afterthought after the brain has already started the process of doing something
Is this true in real life?
When the brain decides you're dying, you're dead. Not much any machine or medicine can do for you. Short of being shot, the brain literally activates a process for killing you when you die. Once something like that starts it's near impossible to stop.
I wish they had made a movie about a female robocop.
I love female cyborgs..
The hate for this movie is unfathomable. They claim it's forgettable. ROBOCOP IS FRICKING FORGETTABLE. The only reason they remember it so vividly is because it scarred them when they were kids or they've watched it 500 times, obviously it's going to stick with you when you do that rather than watching a summary on fricking YouTube.